The Sound Of Science: Psilocybin News | Sleep Eating | "Hot Jupiter"
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- Stephen examines new developments from the world of science, including the effects of magic mushrooms on the brain and a newly discovered hot, smelly planet.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.
Love the live screw-up with the balloon! 😂
i was laughing so hard!
Best part lmao
It was greater than it had any right to be, because it was off-screen.
I initially thought he was making intentional sound effects to mimic a language/speech we had never heard before! 😀
That was great!!! Haha!
the alien sounding like a balloon being manhandled is far funnier than the actual lines they gave it.
I know! I thought we were laughing at the untranslatable alien talk, but then I realized what was up. Either way, it got me laughing.
thats what planet sound like and aliens on it...we just point are dishes where noise coming from
breaking is the worst form of comedy imo
@@johnm5186 And you are allowed to have that opinion. I do, however, question the wisdom of posting it in a public forum. *coughbotcough*
@@OriginalCreatorSama cough cough beep beep.
The second worst form of comedy is calling people bots
The alien staring menacingly before delivering a laughter-choked "Surrender" is one of the funniest things this show has ever done.
[balloon rustling noises]
AhhhHa! I heard it now... 🤣
It’s live for sure!
Hilarious 😂
Best part
The awkwardness made it 😂
we need the blooper cut of Stephen's balloon shenanigans.
yeah, wanna see that!
@@sparkythancztwise This was a live broadcast. You just saw the blooper cut.
I think they meant as in not hidden behind the alien graphic.
I'd be happy with the rehearsals of his lead-ins to 'Meanwhile'.
We need all this in the next "more show" video
I knew what was coming but the extended fumbling sounds with the balloon made it extra funny 🤣
I was given Ambien for the first time when I was 22. My husband told me that on the first night I made some tuna salad and smeared in onto small tortillas to make fish tacos. The second night I woke up with a couple empty cupcake boxes on my bed, and an outline of snack wrappers in an outline around my body like with chalk. It looked like a little debbie graveyard.
Ambien never should've become as popular as it is (was?) based on its merits. MAYBE it's slightly safer than "typical" benzodiazepines, but my understanding is that they act similarly and target the same receptor (GABA-BZ).
I took it regularly for a few months and found it unhelpful for sleep... but I believe that it's responsible for the permanent degradation of my previously extremely accurate ability to judge time and interval without external cues.
You got to read the ambien cook book in the New Yorker section Shouts and murmurs. Hilarious!
I sleep cleaned on ambien. Once it was my car - the keys were in it. I didn’t drive but it scared me so bad, that was the last night I took it.
I struggled for years. Mine was triggered by sleep apnea. I was told back then that Ambien would make you mimic sleep apnea and I should never take it.
What I find interesting about this segment is how how 'scientists' in the US have produced a study trying to discredit psilocybin at the exact same time scientists in both europe and Australia have found how beneficial it is in treating diseases like depression, ptsd and drug addiction, which in the US have been 'treated' for decades by pharmaceutical industry, which oddly is a sponsor of this show
I used to have that sleep eating disorder. It is NOT a new thing. It was triggered by sleep apnea. If anyone is watching this and is suffering, please get tested for sleep apnea. It saved my life. I toasted napkins one night, ate a half pound of raw hamburger and on another night I drove around my block. Did that crazy crap for years. On a good night, I'd wake up the next morning vomiting with an oreo stuck to side of my face. It was horrible. C-Pap stopped everything. If you know anyone going through this, please advise.
That sounds dreadful. Glad you got what you needed.
I'm currently living with someone who seems to have this. It's really annoying and stressful waking up to the kitchen destroyed. There was some thick yellow stuff smeared all over the counters. We still have no idea what it was, but it obviously had turmeric in it as it stained bright yellow. It's rather costly too keeping food in the house.
2:48 Cooking and eating while asleep sounds great -- a real time-saver. Especially if you do the washing-up while still asleep.
With my luck I'd wake up with reflux and only remember the washing up as a nightmare.
Wasn’t that a Rick and Morty episode?
@@PrydeWater901 Season6 Episode4, and man I feel for the night family. "Wash your own damned Dishes"
Night Summer has entered the chat
An alien that speaks in squeaky plastic rubbing noises?
Star Trek producers: write that down! write that down!
Strange new worlds indeed...
Was funnier than the planned gag
that alien appears in the movie Dark Star
Shaka, when the balloon popped.
@@VinceValentine Darmok and Jalad, crying at the birthday party
I'm a bit worried about how much helium Stephen has been breathing lately
He’s trying to keep it light!
@@marvinmartin4692Boom!
You think it's going to his head?
As an Italian I always howl with laughter when Stephen does his Mario and Luigi impression
Revenge for "Prisencolinensinainciusol". Alright.
Research has shown psilocybin to have potent to treat a range of psychedelic and behavioral disorder.
Shrooms are the only drug I've ever taken that I didn't have a bad trip.
I used mushrooms ONCE and it changed my mind for the better FOREVER.
Where do you fetch from?
On I.G
dr.butlershrooms
I feel like the audience missed that "blue gatorade" joke entirely. @4:50
Yep.
I don't get that. I can see that for something intended to absorb urine you might use a proxy of a different color for contrast, but that's not the case with menstrual products. Then again I grew up in an era where the mere mention of farts or excretory functions on broadcast TV were verboten. I recall controversy when an episode of "All in the Family" dared use the off-screen sound of a toilet flushing.
@@disorganizedorg I'm autistic so I can never be certain my interpretation is the intended one, but to me it was about men not knowing anything about menses.
@@victoriabaker4400 Don't mind me! I tend OCD-ish and focus on in depth digressions and tangents.
@@disorganizedorg Being AUdhd myself, I don't judge!
2:19 "I've always had a theory that he died while doing _magic."_
I was forming the suspicion that he died while doing the _dab._
Same
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I thought he was the dessicated corpse of Johnny Bravo, tragically expiring mid opening credits
OMG they finally know about the sleep eating! After the videos I've seen, I'm just glad I only eat foods I wouldn't normally eat and not dish soap.
I thought it was only a side-effect of Ambien, but I guess not?
yeah, the sounds (and delays) of fumbling with the balloon were even funnier that the sound you knew was the goal! 😄
Actually, Steven, the brain network dissolving properties of a GOP and NRA membership and, most of all, a RNC attendance have been massively underestimated!
The difference is the psilocybin wears off after a few hours.
honestly, we need more off camera bloopers. That was great.
The Sound of Science is my absolute favorite obscure running series on Colbert. ❤
Interesting, if somewhat depressing fact: the wind has been 'racist' in this way for quite some time, actually. In basically every large city, you'll find that the poorer neighborhoods are the ones that are in whatever direction the wind most commonly blows from industrial centers, leading to those neighborhoods getting disproportionate pollution. It's one of the reasons many minority enclaves are specifically associated with a direction, with the various "east/west/north/south side" neighborhoods.
It's not the wind's fault. The rich folks just took the upwind spots first, and built their factories - and worker housing - downwind.
@@chezmoi42 To be fair he did put the wind has been 'racist' in inverted single commas to reference what Mr C said, not his own opinion...
@@ElGordo1959 Of course, I understand that, but it's possible that others may not recognize the reason behind it.😊
Indeed, the shore of the Great Salt Lake which receives the most toxins and alkaline dust is the most downwind part, cheap neighborhood and cheap housing where poorest workers live, and also it's the part of the Lake which dries up most.
Yes, and it has been ever so. Thus the need for Environmental Justice.
aren't we doing severe damage to our Jupiter's self esteem by calling other Jupiter's hot?
maybe jupiter shouldn't TikTok in nothing but thin veils of gas?
All Jupiters are beautiful naturally
these impossible planetary beauty standards are getting out of hand
🤣🤣🤣
‘raining glass’ 🤯
NOT THE BALLOON STUGGLE! Omg that was too funny
I think we can get a nice long blooper real from just the side segments 😅 curse Stephen's mortal enemy, a balloon with a clothes pin 😂
You must be enjoying this election cycle for obvious reasons.
Hot Jupiter is the new Dutch Oven
Missed opportunity for "Hot Jupiter Summer"
@@qing-jaohan8641 oooooo yes!
oh my
😂
New message, indeed!
HOT JUPITER that was funny!😂
that's not the name of that planet. nor is it a new thing. it's a catch-all term for gas giants that orbit very close to their stars
what Mr. C does for his art is much appreciated! 😂
I apparently ate ice cream with my hands while sleepwalking once 😅 My mom and sister were just watching me like “whaaaaaaaaat?”
When I was in college (21 credit hours that semester), working overnights (40 hours a week) and in the national guard, I woke up on the drive to work, about 1/4 mile from my destination. The trip was about 17 miles.
Worst part?
I was not even working that night.
I get up and eat and move things. Once woke up with Bac'n Bits all in my mouth and all over my bed... I had gotten into them and they were ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE. 😂
😮😊@@RealBradMiller
@@RealBradMilleri love that you say you had “gotten into them” like you are a naughty puppy or something
Rather have a hot Jupiter than a hot Uranus, if you get my drift.
I got your drift, and now I have a hot Uranus. Should I call my doctor?
@@qing-jaohan8641 Call Dr Ruth! Oops, too late... :(
If it wasn't for the humour of Colbert and Stewart plus the hard work of Harris, Bernie, AOC and Warren, I'd seriously think the Yanks were a lost cause.
Stay tuned! It seemingly could go either way…😳
I also think we are a lost cause, and I don’t think we can do anything at this point to change what is about to happen…..
Don’t forget Seth Meyers!
@@jamesg6675 Sorry, I'm with John Paul Jones (the Revolutionary War captain, not the Led Zeppelin bassist): "I have not yet begun to fight!" He was outmanned and outgunned, but he wouldn't give up, and damn if he didn't win that battle. I think we can do likewise.
Never crank a Yank, mate!
We may be a bit uncivilized, but we can excel when put to the test!
Just ask Hitler & his pals... 😉👍
Joe till '28 sounds great!🇺🇲💪🏻
Looks like he has so much fun on this show! Drinking, huffing helium, playing with puppies
Hmmm. Drinking, huffing helium, playing with puppies, getting paid beaucoup de bucks. Famous is weird, eh?
@@likebot. Admit it, you'd take the gig if it were offered. :)
The blue Gatorade joke flew right by.
Commercials for "women's products" always use blue dyed water to represent menstrual blood, because of course acknowledging a woman's natural bodily function is somehow offensive.
That has to be the best outcome for a bit gone wrong ever !! That was entirely hillarious from start to finish and live too .. makes it all that much better !! Way to go Steven
Some people cook and eat food in the daytime and don't remember doing it
Solidifying my menses? OMG. Just learn about our reproductive system & give us our human rights back already.
I wonder how many years until "Oops, it causes cervical cancer. Our bad."
Em... it's not scientists who are depriving us of our human rights. It's the opposite.*
(*The religious.)
@@SpeckleKen There is also the capitalist exploitation of menses, combined with factual histories of causing harm to women for profit through PRODUCTS such as this bit was about.
My first thought was, o goody, making more noncompostable garbage! But your take on it is probably the more relevant one.
@@victoriabaker4400Hah! That was my other comment that I didn't think would make it past the censors! It's weird, u can't talk normally on UA-cam. For fear of exposing others to humanity, I guess.
The bit with the alien and the balloon - hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
5:30 the blue Gatorade call back joke almost sent me to the hospital, thank you Stephen
Done wacky stuff while sleeping, not fun at all because sometimes put myself and loved ones in dangerous situations! 😧
lmao, the sound of the balloon is amazing! brilliant
An inhabitant of the planet said, squeek squeek giggle squeek squeek.
I need the high-pitched "surrender earthlings" as the alert sound on my phone
Definitely wanted to see him fight with the balloon 😂😂
New uploads are always something to look forward to!
I need to start saying hot Jupiter.
The blue Gatorade joke went over the crowds heads, but was so funny. 😂
We almost lost you to a tiny internal balloon of an appendix. Stephen, please take care we don't lose you to the tiny external balloon of a, uh... balloon. Stephen, you can inhale the balloon when it goes wrong.
LMAO "Blue Gatorade"
Balloon must have had second thoughts 😂
That stinky planet raining (teleprompter) glass should be called Planet Trump.
ABC Australia has a show called "Planet America"
I think they're lying about that...
I would not name a cesspool after that A hole !
Yes, they actually have a name for that wind-chemical drift element: Environmental Racism ( a very interesting study most aren't aware of but probably suffering from).
The fumble on the helium was unexpected and hilarious. Please do more improv I love it 😅
😂😂😂 I'm dead. That last part...😂😂😂
Kitty litter! 😂
I thought it was hilarious Stephen.
Someone deserves a pizza party, was not expecting a cowboy joke.
The boa snake punch line should have been, "The Immaculate Constrictor."
So we’re going back to the moon with some of the most advanced, cutting-edge technology, so we can live like we did 30,000 years ago?
JC, the helium segment was hilarious, Steven Colbert!😂😂😂🎉❤
6:07 The offscreen blooper with the balloon slayed me 😂
“Hot Jupiter!”- hahaha
2:46 Anyone else remember the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers and the WerePig?
Alto
"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope." -Freewheelin Franklin
Phineas!
@@dr.g3860 Also "No hope without dope".
That balloon scufle made me laugh so freakin hard. 😂😂😂
lol I thought the balloon noises were supposed to be the alien's voice
A cave on the Moon? Watch out for the insectoid creatures! Obscure classic sci-fi movie reference... ;-P
Chump had one of those period pads on his ear at the RNC.
The ending was glorious.
That helium balloon bit caught me off guard 🎈😂
Of course the best psilocybin comes from Hot Jupiter.
What I find interesting about this segment is how how 'scientists' in the US have produced a study trying to discredit psilocybin at the exact same time scientists in both europe and Australia have found how beneficial it is in treating diseases like depression, ptsd and drug addiction, which in the US have been 'treated' for decades by pharmaceutical industry, which oddly is a sponsor of this show
As far as I know, the most commonly used stuff in those hygiene products (and diapers) was initially developed as a fertiliser (technically soil remediation agent) and is still used that way, e.g. in those water-retaining marbles. Though agriculture-grade is less pure and can be dangerously acidic.
Holy 🐄! That fluffy planet habitant skit had me laughing so hard my family was genuinely concerned! 🤣 😂
👽🎈🤣😂
I thought the balloon screw-up was just what we usually hear through radio telescopes.
At first I thought that was the joke. But I'm autistic and sometimes I have to work through several layers to understand, other times I'm lightning fast.
Mushroom and snake news ♡ that's my two faves!
Freud calling
Okay, sing-along time: 🎶"Baby snakes..."🎶
If the Italians get to the Moon Cave first, it would used to age the salami and cheese made there.
proud american education huh.
@@Seigensi I guess you missed Intro to Humor 1301, eh?
"Astronaut wanted - must be fluent in animal husbandry, meat and dairy processing in 1/6 gravity, anaerobic environment. Experience with temperature and radiation extremes a plus."
That ballon has a SAG/AFTRA card.
The term "Hot Jupiter" is not unique to that planet. That's just what astronomers call gas giants that are very close to their star, which was previously thought impossible.
One hypothesis is that during early planet formation, one large outer gas giant can "snowball", and eat up all of the material in the protoplanetary disk, creeping into a closer orbit as it does so, leaving just one big fat planet in a place that it otherwise would not have been able to form.
I believe the term you’re looking for is *glass* giant.
(In all seriousness though, that’s very fascinating.)
"One big fat planet" is quite the scientific description. lol
I was also confused at the hydrogen-helium-planet because… that's what most gas giants are made of, aren't they?
@@FHT1883 I was thinking failed star...not enough mass to ignite properly. *Sigh.* Almost famous... 😁
@@FHT1883 Yes that's true.. Jupiter is about 99% Hydrogen and Helium. 🤔
Maybe that "fluffy" planet is much smaller than a gas giant and therefore has far less density.
But you'd think that a smaller planet would still need a solid core as a nucleus to attract all of that gas.
Which would just make it similar to Uranus and Neptune.
Best to just google it.
As a full-fledged sleep walker AND sleep eater, I can confirm this is a thing. The only thing that makes me aware of the twinkies/brownies/pasta and milk I devour at 3am, are the unbearable *cramps* I feel at 11am....aaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
Thank you! You're always great! Nice helium segment.
Gotta love the live helium antics!
Ötzi the Iceman was a D.J. (Hey, Baby)
Love how news about Ötzi are hinted at, but never disclosed. #Science
My friend has that sleeping disorder, but he was also singing a little ditty about what he was eating.
Took that helium like a champ😂
He’s really mastered the helium 😂😂
Blue Gatorade joke didn’t get the laugh it deserved!!
Is anyone here voting Joe 2024? Go Joe!
Edit: I guess it wont be Joe. Anyone here voting for absolutely anyone not named Trump?
The world doesn’t need a repeat of Jan 6th, 2021
I’m writing in Bernie Sanders. Now be quiet you basic.
@@nopenope5042you be quite UA-cam 🤡
Biden 2024 !!
@@nopenope5042
Voting for someone who might actually win is so “basic”, huh?
Let’s all appreciate the hard work that goes into making these videos!
When I first started taking Ambien, I've eaten in my sleep.
The time it took to get the alien’s quote killed me!
???? Insomnomnomnomnia??????
Tre House magic mushroom gummy‘s is now for sale at my local gas station. I love living in a progressive state!
I had seen gray market chocolate bars, but I don't see the point of gummies. It actually might be better that they taste like crap, to discourage accidental ingestion by children.
I'm curious where you are... if in the US I assume Oregon or Colorado?
@@disorganizedorg brilliant reply. Top-notch…..ugh
2:56 that was a perfect set-up for a Garfield joke
Oh! We definitely need to see the video of whatever that was with the balloon!!
2:10 language science says: that's not how Ötzi is pronounced :)
Stephen Colbert is going to win the Emmy this year . . .
Stephen, those balls in a triangle making up the QDOBA logo also make up the logo for.....
BRAINIAC!!!!
It'd be a good idea to make sure your cape and red go-go boots are ready to take him on!!!
Leave it up to mankind to evolve far enough to travel to the Moon to stay in a cave. That tracks.
The balloon noises were actually a perfect soundbite for a comment from a helium planet resident.🎈
That was one for the ages.
Fabulous show tonight! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
*_"Science is Golden!"_*
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we finally converted lead?!