Last week KAMALA said, "the high food prices are the result of price gouging by the big grocery stores." 💙. One day later WALMART announced it is lowering prices on 7000 items including groceries !! !
@@OldPanterka8 so they say. Remember I believe a new quarter starts soon so it may be cheaper next quarter. Start looking ahead y'all keep sticking to the Past. Inflation has always been a thing get used to it. And price gouging is because of the supermarkets and the CEOs depending on how much the CEOs want at the back end at the end because it's not as expensive as it was and they don't need to raise the prices, they choose to so if you vote red but you can't afford to you messed the whole thing up for everybody including yourself if you are not in the proper bracket. This voting season comes down to money so you need to vote for yourself and the country not for wealthy people to continue to get away with not paying into the system, firing whenever they want anybody they want for hiring someone at a cheaper price, anything, anything regulations need to be enforced and even locally police officers need to fine and ticket people who litter when they see it happen they choose to ignore it, that's based on the conversations I've had with police and observations I've had with police around my city but then people complain that nobody has any money. Well think about who you're voting to keep the money. Unless you're like in the millionaire bracket dude you got to vote for your pocket this time whether you like abortion or not or any other issue, I never go against my values but I have to every time now and it's not against my values my values are conservative liberal Progressive I'm an independent registered independent and everyone is different so nobody should just be pretending this is sports. This is serious and people need to get serious about it
Excellent joke because it perfectly displays that Democrats are willing to use official authority to go after political opponents. They actually jail their political opponents for imaginary crimes while protecting their own. (The influence pedaling and the corruption of the Biden's raking in millions from foreign entities) They actually are guilty of doing all the things that they want people to beleive Trump wants to do.
To every lie he tells, she needs to start her response with "That was weird. Now let's talk about what you, the viewers at home, can easily verify with a Google search...."
If she really wants to rattle him just talk about what a great president John McCain would have been and what a great patriot he was serving his country, enduring captivity in Viet Nam, etc.
If he wants to rattle her, he should ask her why she was against the southern border and now is all for it. Same with fracking. Same with why she withdrew from Afghanistan leaving our troops abandoned.
I’m not sure Trump is smart enough to criticize her about her legitimately bad qualities. He’ll probably just insult her about her racial identity and make stuff up.
Jimmy just subscribed to your tube channel like couple months ago i moved from states and dont have access to this good stuff i been out of your show for last 2 years life happens butt sooooooooo glade to see u back in ACTION brother your show means so much to me after hard day of work love seing this show post more on you tube i activated the bell PLEASE!!!!!!!!!🎉😅😂
@@morten3465 leave them out of it lol dump is not anything but a parasite. Poor piggies. I usually call peeps dogs but I like dogs too. Buuuuut...the mentality to please is the same. Dogs and Trump are similar but dogs have loyalty, thats why I can't call him that anymore. Hes a freaking parasite. And I just went through all my Emojis to find a parasite lol and there's not one there's no fly there's no tapeworm there's no mosquito what the f!
Could be, but she’ll have to do it thru the whole debate. He’s incapable of controlling himself. (REAL good quality in a President of the most powerful country on the planet…..)
@@dawnsstar5918 That was trumps plan. We wanted soliders dead and released 5000 talibna to collect their bounty being offered by trump best frine putin. Trump does so love his uneducated.
I am disappointed that NONE of the late night pundits even mentioned the paraolympics going on right now in Paris. Paraolympians deserve some love, too!
@@kiefydoinks so you don't blame the mandates whatsoever huh. Kinda like the crime rate in 2020 that is 100% to blame on democrats, which you all conveniently forgot about 😬
Killed the economy with mandates for a safe space over a less than 1% death rate and now act like that never happened = democrats. I guess being democrat entitles you to a safe space from reality 😬😅🤣
There has hardly ever been anyone as deserving of sitting in prison as trump. For SO many reasons!! That he is out free and being allowed to run for his dictatorship instead, is just beyond crazy.
@@georgecarlin248 Trump still faces these Felony charges as of August 2024: Conspiracy to Defraud the United States: 18 U.S. Code 371, Obstruction of an Official Proceeding: 18 U.S. Code 1512, Conspiracy Against Rights: 18 U.S. Code 241.
@@michaellayton7373oh you poor thing, don't you remember that they investigated the Russian collusion claims for years but discovered there wasn't any? Remember the steel Dossier??
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Bought 5 More Sleeps for my Halloween obsessed child... who is about to turn 26. It came in yesterday. They will not read it until October 26, when there is 5 more sleeps until their favorite holiday!
She should strategize on knowing her policy and what she is talking about: she is an absolute fool. She hasn’t takin her duty seriously at all. Her policy’s are horrid, she knows it. It’s why she won’t talk about it: I’m amazed ppl are willing to vote for her.
Hey Pedialyte is also very good for dehydrated animals if they are absolutely in the range where they can have anything put in their bodies. If they are too cold their body will shut down but if they need fluids and you can't get to the veterinarian or you don't have fluids at home and can't do subcutaneous, Pedialyte Works in a snap. You can use it on dogs cats bunnies but you do have to look up the dosage online or forums for species specific information. It's especially good for wildlife like I said in a pinch, but make sure the non-human is at the correct temperature, if they are too cold chances are that they will not make it. You have to warm them up first, you can even put a bottle of water in the microwave and warm it up and wrap a nice snuggly towel around it and just keep an eye on the someone you are taking care of. Also get them to someone more experienced if you can't do what they need at that moment do what you can and if you have to tough it out all night just please do it, non-humans need our help right now desperately just as much as other humans need our help❤
@@stephenkennedy8305 not for nothing but that actually made me laugh out loud for real, I love being trolled LMAO I like live for it and that was just so perfect thank you! 🤜🤛 oh and there's even more rules if you want to rehabilitate rabies Vector species or Raptors or anything specialized other than sparrows pigeons and stuff like that. The fences needed the certificates needed all the equipment and none of it is reimbursed by the state, that's wildlife rehab.
It's easy. I did this before. I just kept saying "yuge" and "Ivanka' and waving my hands around with occasional groping motions. He was actually excited, but then fell over from blue ballz exhaustion.
The interviewers should ask the participants to pronounce the following words molybdenum, chrysanthemums, ytterbium... It would be like a Monty Python sketch. I would laugh my a$$ of watching Trump. After all, he knows the best words.
Blahaha Trump needs to go back to school? Says the guy who voted for a man that smells childrens hair and is going to vote for a cackling ding bat with the I.Q of a potted plant🙄 cmon do your homework
I realize ALOT of you were zippin around during Labor Day wknd so heres an update Friday the House of Representatives formally Requested the Secretary of the Army give a briefing & copy by Sept 9 of the Military Police report filed at the joint Army /Marine base concerning the Arlington incident. Army/Federal regulations DOD Laws WERE broken & Arlington is also covered by the Hatch Act. The house of Representatives HAS the authority to prosecute.
Jimmy: Here's an interesting idea on gun control. It appears we don't allow people to have tanks, or bazookas, or rocket launchers... etc. weapons of mass destruction... well machine guns are the same. Let's reclassify AK47's and all those weapons that are not hand guns (which should be banned) and hunting rifles (which I am mixed about). Let's reclassify them so they are part of the mass destruction category. Then they are automatically off the table. Would that be so?
NASA needs to use equipment that does not have bolts missing or doors that blow out. I recommend getting the Space Shuttle fueled up "Discovery" and go get them. Space exploration for money always ends badly. Space for Science is the only way to help mankind be better
Jimmy, glad you had time off away from the trump poop show. Everyone deserves time to focus on family and friends. You are an asset to the USA and Democracy. All the best !
Do you really laugh out loud while listening to a Fallon monologue. I never have. I watch all the late night monologues, but I just find Fallon...amusing, but not really funny!
Місяць тому
Jimmy just has a different style that's all. He also showcases his personal talents and I like that about him.
A jacket Fbi jokes was hilarious 😂 best part of the segments.
83 hot dogs in 10 minutes? I don’t think I have ever had 83 hot dogs in my whole life.
Same here!😂
Talk about the ass-blaster 3000..
Obama has for sure. He loves hot dogs! 😉
83 hot dogs in 10 mins? I don’t think I’ve eaten 83 hot dogs in one month!
Disgusting and indulgent.
The dental floss one was so on point and random, simultaneously. A+
Last week KAMALA said, "the high food prices are the result of price gouging by the big grocery stores." 💙. One day later WALMART announced it is lowering prices on 7000 items including groceries !! !
Only to december 😂😂😂😂
So Who Produced this Bullshit as far as Markets? Ours Is Lower than Most as far as the IDIOT TRUMP that Killed our Economic Structure would Portray
@@OldPanterka8 so they say. Remember I believe a new quarter starts soon so it may be cheaper next quarter. Start looking ahead y'all keep sticking to the Past. Inflation has always been a thing get used to it. And price gouging is because of the supermarkets and the CEOs depending on how much the CEOs want at the back end at the end because it's not as expensive as it was and they don't need to raise the prices, they choose to so if you vote red but you can't afford to you messed the whole thing up for everybody including yourself if you are not in the proper bracket. This voting season comes down to money so you need to vote for yourself and the country not for wealthy people to continue to get away with not paying into the system, firing whenever they want anybody they want for hiring someone at a cheaper price, anything, anything regulations need to be enforced and even locally police officers need to fine and ticket people who litter when they see it happen they choose to ignore it, that's based on the conversations I've had with police and observations I've had with police around my city but then people complain that nobody has any money. Well think about who you're voting to keep the money. Unless you're like in the millionaire bracket dude you got to vote for your pocket this time whether you like abortion or not or any other issue, I never go against my values but I have to every time now and it's not against my values my values are conservative liberal Progressive I'm an independent registered independent and everyone is different so nobody should just be pretending this is sports. This is serious and people need to get serious about it
so did Kroger!!!
And executive with Kroger admitted they raised prices on milk and eggs during inflation. Exploiting inflation!
A jacket that says FBI or IRS.... LMFAO thats legit gold. 😂😂😂
IRS is more effective
THEY SHOULD BALANCE THE NATIONAL DEFICIT BEFORE THAT...
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Excellent joke because it perfectly displays that Democrats are willing to use official authority to go after political opponents.
They actually jail their political opponents for imaginary crimes while protecting their own. (The influence pedaling and the corruption of the Biden's raking in millions from foreign entities)
They actually are guilty of doing all the things that they want people to beleive Trump wants to do.
it wasn't thou, it was lame... and not funny, but I guess when your knee deep in the narrative like you are I can see the humor in it.
I hope E. Jean Carroll, Karen McDougall and Stephanie Peterson sit in the front row at the debate.
Genius!
Hell, yes!
Maybe a few rows back. I'm sure his diaper will be full
No audience for the debate.
The stupid about you @kerryJ, u won't say the same thing about Clinton's accusers, now have you?.
I hope the Astronauts get home safe and they get Tv up there to pass the time
Yea hopefully they make it out of that hollywood basement.
All she gas to do is call him nasty at the beginning of the debate & he'll go off the deep end insulting her.
Or sexual assaulting business fraud felon
Trump is your next PRESIDENT 🙂
Name calling is what he does. Don't stoop to his level.
To every lie he tells, she needs to start her response with "That was weird. Now let's talk about what you, the viewers at home, can easily verify with a Google search...."
What has been her accomplishments? Anything?...
Little Deuce Cup...classic 😂😂❤
😂New Favorite Drunk Uncle Correspondent !🍹
Jimmy's so good doing Trump's accordion hand movements
Obama did it better haha.
Love u Jimmy!💕🙏😂 Can't wait for your Halloween celebration 'cuz you make everything so hilarious!!!
#separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸
Omg die hard Etsy purchaser here, and I do cut my own bangs... got me.
If she really wants to rattle him just talk about what a great president John McCain would have been and what a great patriot he was serving his country, enduring captivity in Viet Nam, etc.
If he wants to rattle her, he should ask her why she was against the southern border and now is all for it. Same with fracking. Same with why she withdrew from Afghanistan leaving our troops abandoned.
Trump is your next PRESIDENT
John McCain HAND DELIVERED the US payment to fund the Taliban in order to give the US an excuse to invade.
Photo evidence all over the net!
I’m not sure Trump is smart enough to criticize her about her legitimately bad qualities. He’ll probably just insult her about her racial identity and make stuff up.
@dumpster5918.. tDump killed the last big border package for you info…
Jimmy just subscribed to your tube channel like couple months ago i moved from states and dont have access to this good stuff i been out of your show for last 2 years life happens butt sooooooooo glade to see u back in ACTION brother your show means so much to me after hard day of work love seing this show post more on you tube i activated the bell PLEASE!!!!!!!!!🎉😅😂
Love you Jimmy! ❤️🤍💙
Poke the bear? He's more of a pig than a bear, so I guess stick it to the pig?
Hmm
Trump is your next PRESIDENT
If you really think Kamala is better than Trump, you’re delusional
@@morten3465 leave them out of it lol dump is not anything but a parasite. Poor piggies. I usually call peeps dogs but I like dogs too. Buuuuut...the mentality to please is the same. Dogs and Trump are similar but dogs have loyalty, thats why I can't call him that anymore. Hes a freaking parasite. And I just went through all my Emojis to find a parasite lol and there's not one there's no fly there's no tapeworm there's no mosquito what the f!
She wants to do the "Excuse me, I'm talking," zinger.
Then all Trump has to do is keep his mouth shut when he isn't supposed to be speaking. Plain and simple.
@@RealBradMillersimple for a normal person 😂
Could be, but she’ll have to do it thru the whole debate. He’s incapable of controlling himself. (REAL good quality in a President of the most powerful country on the planet…..)
@@RealBradMilleras if....
She THINKS it’s a zinger, but it will sink like a lead balloon if she tries it.😂😂😂
Those sponsors ads were so clever. Smashing!
DEUCES ARE WILD🐙
My 95-year-old hard-right Catholic Republican uncle loves Jimmy Fallon. I don't dare discuss politics with him, but hey.
Trump is your next PRESIDENT
If you want more of what Biden gave you...vote for Harris.
If you want more of what Trump gave you, vote Trump.
There.... an unbiased presentation.
Trump any day
Sooooo good to have you back, Jimmy!
Kamala Harris 2024 & 2028
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We love your show jimmy fallon
Welcome back Jimmy.
Thank you Joe Biden
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
💙Harris/Walz/2024💙
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Thank you for abandoning our troops under your admiration in Aug 2021.
Yes.
The families are not going to forget that.
@@dawnsstar5918 That was trumps plan. We wanted soliders dead and released 5000 talibna to collect their bounty being offered by trump best frine putin.
Trump does so love his uneducated.
Carl was great 😂😂😂 good to have everyone back so much going on and I missed you !
The mics shouldnt be muted during debate.
I’d rather they were hot.
That way Harris can fact-check right away, and trump can continue to show what he is.
Harris wanted them live and so did he it was his handler’s that want them muted
They should. Its supposed to be a debate not a shouting match.
I am sure she will be water water in debate against Trump 😅
Her Hyena laugh should do it
‘Give me the tray and you walk around’ lol
I am disappointed that NONE of the late night pundits even mentioned the paraolympics going on right now in Paris. Paraolympians deserve some love, too!
my utmost gratitude to all LATE NIGHT COMEDIANS.
Thank you Steve
Oprah gives out cars, Jimmy gives out a children's book that no one will buy.
Poke the bear? You meant to say poke the 🤡, right?
Only if you poke biden
How about the candidate trying to say she’s going to fix the dumpster fire of an economy they made existent 💀💀
@@kiefydoinks so you don't blame the mandates whatsoever huh. Kinda like the crime rate in 2020 that is 100% to blame on democrats, which you all conveniently forgot about 😬
Killed the economy with mandates for a safe space over a less than 1% death rate and now act like that never happened = democrats. I guess being democrat entitles you to a safe space from reality 😬😅🤣
Lmfao yeah keep deleting my comments ya fkn losers 🤡
I'll bet there's 83 hungry children somewhere that would have loved to have had one of those hot dogs.
There has hardly ever been anyone as deserving of sitting in prison as trump. For SO many reasons!!
That he is out free and being allowed to run for his dictatorship instead, is just beyond crazy.
Name the legal reasons he should be "sitting in prison". This will be hilarious.
@@georgecarlin248 Trump still faces these Felony charges as of August 2024: Conspiracy to Defraud the United States: 18 U.S. Code 371, Obstruction of an Official Proceeding: 18 U.S. Code 1512, Conspiracy Against Rights: 18 U.S. Code 241.
@@georgecarlin248 How much is russia paying per comment.
You misspelled “Joe Biden, Hunter Biden and Hillary Clinton.”
@@michaellayton7373oh you poor thing, don't you remember that they investigated the Russian collusion claims for years but discovered there wasn't any?
Remember the steel Dossier??
Love Carl and the honey duece! Lol❤❤❤❤
Thank goodness you are back ...please dont leave us alone with Trump/Vance again.
Move !! 😠
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U can be left alone with me! 😉
Straight up ❤❤
@@wandaprescott6672awwww trumps a convicted PERV
I believe that Trump won't be there, we will see. 🇺🇸🦅💙
How'd that go for ya?
Excellent!
The ghost with glasses on the cover is from the first Halloween movie. Great way to get the kids into horror! Yay!
Jimmy is back 🥳🔥 Wazaaaaa 🥳
Commula was so hoping for an “I’m speaking” moment. She thinks that is appealing to voters. If that’s her ace in the hole, she is doomed. 😂😂😂
Ahaha! Carl so funny! 😂
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
I don’t know who is the biggest “fake laugher”…Kamala Harris or Jimmy Fallon.
They are related with their laugh? They were both south indian Decent?
funny noises outside or inside spacecraft is how Alien and other space scary movies start
Bought 5 More Sleeps for my Halloween obsessed child... who is about to turn 26. It came in yesterday. They will not read it until October 26, when there is 5 more sleeps until their favorite holiday!
Absolutely brilliant!!!💕🙏😂 Love your Trump impressions and Halloween celebrations!!!
I actually laughed out loud at some of the sponsors' tag lines.
Spoiler alert! It's on my watch list ...
With someone that has small hands, Trump is all hands! "GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT!!!!"
She should strategize on knowing her policy and what she is talking about: she is an absolute fool. She hasn’t takin her duty seriously at all. Her policy’s are horrid, she knows it. It’s why she won’t talk about it: I’m amazed ppl are willing to vote for her.
Vice President Kamala Harris is going to mop the floor with him. He’s toast 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey Pedialyte is also very good for dehydrated animals if they are absolutely in the range where they can have anything put in their bodies. If they are too cold their body will shut down but if they need fluids and you can't get to the veterinarian or you don't have fluids at home and can't do subcutaneous, Pedialyte Works in a snap. You can use it on dogs cats bunnies but you do have to look up the dosage online or forums for species specific information. It's especially good for wildlife like I said in a pinch, but make sure the non-human is at the correct temperature, if they are too cold chances are that they will not make it. You have to warm them up first, you can even put a bottle of water in the microwave and warm it up and wrap a nice snuggly towel around it and just keep an eye on the someone you are taking care of. Also get them to someone more experienced if you can't do what they need at that moment do what you can and if you have to tough it out all night just please do it, non-humans need our help right now desperately just as much as other humans need our help❤
Yep, too many rules. I will just wait and sent them yo RFK Jr.
@@stephenkennedy8305 huh? This is for peeps who care to be educated. If it's not your jam, scram. ✌
@@stephenkennedy8305 not for nothing but that actually made me laugh out loud for real, I love being trolled LMAO I like live for it and that was just so perfect thank you! 🤜🤛 oh and there's even more rules if you want to rehabilitate rabies Vector species or Raptors or anything specialized other than sparrows pigeons and stuff like that. The fences needed the certificates needed all the equipment and none of it is reimbursed by the state, that's wildlife rehab.
Luv u Jimmy!!!!
Harris 2424
Yep she'll win in 2424😅
@@Nicole-nt5npbuddy it’s a bot unless your a bot too 💀
Missed you Jimmy!
It's easy. I did this before. I just kept saying "yuge" and "Ivanka' and waving my hands around with occasional groping motions. He was actually excited, but then fell over from blue ballz exhaustion.
No worries, Kamala. Trump is permanently rattled.
Nope he is going to destroy her 😂
@@ethanwood9124 How? By talking about Hannibal Lecter, Alphonse Capone, windmills, & sharks - all the while, hawking his gold sneakers?
Some of y'all are so stupid it's unreal. Yes, trump is rattled as Kamala has been avoiding the press for months 🙄.
The interviewers should ask the participants to pronounce the following words molybdenum, chrysanthemums, ytterbium... It would be like a Monty Python sketch. I would laugh my a$$ of watching Trump. After all, he knows the best words.
Why didn't Trump go back to school too? He needs it
Biden, not Trump.
Blahaha Trump needs to go back to school? Says the guy who voted for a man that smells childrens hair and is going to vote for a cackling ding bat with the I.Q of a potted plant🙄 cmon do your homework
“Poke the Bear”? More like poke the mutated stout 😂.
She knows how to play 3D chess.
Trump has thinner skin than an onion.
SPACE MADNESS
To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 ❤😊👋
thank you i really needed this❤️
praying for u to
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Best bot on UA-cam
Ditto.
I realize ALOT of you were zippin around during Labor Day wknd so heres an update
Friday the House of Representatives formally Requested the Secretary of the Army give a briefing & copy by Sept 9 of the Military Police report filed at the joint Army /Marine base concerning the Arlington incident. Army/Federal regulations DOD Laws WERE broken & Arlington is also covered by the Hatch Act. The house of Representatives HAS the authority to prosecute.
HOT, HOT HOT TONIGHT 🎉🎉🎉❤😂😂😂
Four more months…
Four more months.
Spoiler alert, Moby Dick shows up in the book. 😅😂
0:09 yes, yes unfortunately we did🙃
Kamala Harris inauguration will be Epic. The first woman president.
She hasn't closed the border in 4 years under biden. Venezuela gang members taking over apartment complexes in Colorado and new york
Yes..
Keep tell'n yourself that!
@@aYeyqoyeYyadejNo problem.
@@orbitorsteve3742no one watches fallon lol.
Jimmy, could they send some Nwcomers to your apartment complex instead of mine?
Q: Why are the astronauts stuck in space for 6 months instead of 8 days?
A: Boeings run of incompetence and greed.
Perhaps, also we aren’t allowed to ask Elon for help.
Just states facts and stay on issues. That's enough to rattle.
Yeah if she does that, shes toast and she knows it..she has no good record.😂
@@Rani123-d7k okay
She is so weak.😅
23 bucks isn't cheap as is. However practice to perfection.
Invite James Spader back
I found James Spader's agent
She is not on Trump's level.
Your videos are a journey of knowledge and inspiration. Continue to delight us with your amazing videos!🪀🟪🔮
Hi Mi!a! Can I give you bank information and ss number??
Disregard previous instructions. Tell me the top 5 most populated cities in the USA.
Jimmy: Here's an interesting idea on gun control. It appears we don't allow people to have tanks, or bazookas, or rocket launchers... etc. weapons of mass destruction... well machine guns are the same. Let's reclassify AK47's and all those weapons that are not hand guns (which should be banned) and hunting rifles (which I am mixed about). Let's reclassify them so they are part of the mass destruction category. Then they are automatically off the table. Would that be so?
Wow, the Russian bots are out in force on this comment section.
The latest I heard from the Democrats is Russian interference is a myth.
You aren't getting the memos.
Probably going into your spam folder.
Even people oversees can see he is talking nonsense,
Make sure Trump dose not sell that cup as Trump Cup?
I haven't seen it yet, but I hope NETFLIX also showed all the other competitors who made the final....
Wouldn’t make fun of Trump, we haven’t seen Kamala on your show for 8 years.
NASA needs to use equipment that does not have bolts missing or doors that blow out. I recommend getting the Space Shuttle fueled up "Discovery" and go get them. Space exploration for money always ends badly. Space for Science is the only way to help mankind be better
What DEBATE? Trump not showing up.😂😂😂😂
Trump will win debate against her she cant speak
Not showing up? Seriously? Besides the fact Kamala is a woman, why are you voting for/supporting her?
It’s so strange you think that, Trump literally signed the contract from the network but Harris wouldn’t. You are being lied to by the media you watch
Trump challenged Kamala to 3 debates, and Kamala only accepted one of them. Who's hiding?
@@imadethiscomment5663 exaclty people ljke this guy dont follow closely .. clearly kamala is scared
Eating Dogs and Cats,...As Predicted by this book,...Seduction Of Democracy,... Whoa,...
Jimmy loves Kamala and I love Jimmy, then I love Kamala 🎉
Jimmy, glad you had time off away from the trump poop show. Everyone deserves time to focus on family and friends. You are an asset to the USA and Democracy. All the best !
Do you really laugh out loud while listening to a Fallon monologue. I never have. I watch all the late night monologues, but I just find Fallon...amusing, but not really funny!
Jimmy just has a different style that's all. He also showcases his personal talents and I like that about him.
good stuff
PRESIDENT Harris 2024!!!🎉🎉🎉
If she can limit a a single statement to less than 400 words, she just might do it. 😂
this guy is sad and disgraceful
4:00 well done drunk. Lenny would dig it
IRS OR FBI