Brendan Schaub Finally Quits Comedy

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  • @JohnDoe-pc9qf
    @JohnDoe-pc9qf 4 місяці тому +3803

    The funniest shit ever is Amazon Prime had his comedy special listed under the horror genre for a full year. True story.

    • @TheMillieSmalls
      @TheMillieSmalls 4 місяці тому +322

      Omfg. Someone behind the scenes over there is a homeless cat. Thats hilarious in inny facet

    • @Toxodos
      @Toxodos 4 місяці тому +81

      lmao who needs punchlines if you are one

    • @AlmostAndre777
      @AlmostAndre777 4 місяці тому +14

      😂😅😂😅

    • @Unvaccinated69
      @Unvaccinated69 4 місяці тому +72

      That's funnier than any of his jokes

    • @TheDailyWisecrack
      @TheDailyWisecrack 4 місяці тому +27

      There is no way lol😂😂

  • @vangoghsseveredear
    @vangoghsseveredear 4 місяці тому +2217

    Joe telling Bapa to do comedy and then not let him do a set at his venue is so funny.

    • @bigthetruth2995
      @bigthetruth2995 4 місяці тому +192

      That was a dick move

    • @Faz15-qu2jn
      @Faz15-qu2jn 4 місяці тому +67

      @@bigthetruth2995nah, it's like creating a team and leaving the weak link out. Too many good comedians to fill the stage there.

    • @ANTIStraussian
      @ANTIStraussian 4 місяці тому +235

      ​@@bigthetruth2995mothership sold out for 2 years into the future. So you would basically buy tickets for a day and show up and a random comedian would walk out.
      If I waited 7 months, flew to Austin, ubered from the hotel room and Schaub walked out I'd be furious.

    • @danle7022
      @danle7022 4 місяці тому +16

      rogan got that dawg

    • @ls_812
      @ls_812 4 місяці тому

      ​@@bigthetruth2995a dick move would be to pump his head full of more shit and let him get up there! Joe is being a real friend by keeping him from getting his head beat in and UFC which he wasn't quite as that level.

  • @King_JappyJoe
    @King_JappyJoe 4 місяці тому +195

    I honestly can't believe Rogan blackballed one of his "best friends" from his own club 😂😂😂

    • @Pastymeathead
      @Pastymeathead 4 місяці тому +9

      Such a great friend, B. Some would the bestest

    • @VagPoop_
      @VagPoop_ 4 місяці тому +10

      maybe Joe actually is a comedian b/c that is hilarious

    • @DiviAugusti
      @DiviAugusti 4 місяці тому +8

      Especially one he convinced to do standup.

    • @itsv1p3r
      @itsv1p3r 4 місяці тому +19

      @@DiviAugustiespecially since joe isnt exactly leagues ahead of brendan when it comes to comedy.

    • @deadlifefr
      @deadlifefr 4 місяці тому +4

      @@itsv1p3r he kind of is. Despite him having poor delivery with bland and witless jokes atleast he can be funny. Schaubs standup is just painful to watch.

  • @burkhartlaw1
    @burkhartlaw1 4 місяці тому +185

    “I’ve been hustling for 12 years now.”
    Brother, I have terrible news for you. I have been busting my ass for 23 years with no end in sight.

    • @Pastymeathead
      @Pastymeathead 4 місяці тому +18

      Hustling for 12 years… lmfao. Meanwhile his rich dad pays for everything. It doesn’t matter if he fails; he has a golden safety net. Bapa can be a quitter because there’s no consequences. He doesn’t have to worry about being homeless or not being able to pay bills. Such a rough life of dark web Addies, baddies, and clout chasing. It’s gotta be rough for him🙄

    • @johnolmos8670
      @johnolmos8670 4 місяці тому +5

      Yeah all the rich kids get to do whatever they want with their lives

    • @Rich_P_Anya
      @Rich_P_Anya 4 місяці тому

      I was thinking the exact thing.

    • @joshpowell4795
      @joshpowell4795 4 місяці тому +3

      @@johnolmos8670make something for yourself and stop making excuses brother, your life is shit because you continue to live the same life everyday👍🏼

    • @johnolmos8670
      @johnolmos8670 4 місяці тому

      @@joshpowell4795 bullshit you can work as hard as you want but your boss will be a rich kid that had everything handed to them. Trust me I work full time at a very strenuous job. The system is set up to keep you poor and consuming so those in power are getting richer off of your efforts. If you say no then you are the one in power extorting those under you.

  • @spence008
    @spence008 4 місяці тому +842

    i think brenda would be like 43% funnier if only he made fun of himself and didn't take himself so seriously

    • @dangusmomangus3003
      @dangusmomangus3003 4 місяці тому +99

      this is why athletes have a hard time being truely funny. they are conditioned to think they are the shit constantly.

    • @Taylor-tb8wz
      @Taylor-tb8wz 4 місяці тому +23

      @@dangusmomangus3003 Kinda off subject but it’s the same with military. You’re told that you’re “the 1%” and have to take everything seriously.
      So hard to snap out of it and act like a normal human being again after. I see all the vets on yt taking themselves way too seriously and then realize that I’m probably the same and that I enjoyed life way more before joining. I feel like I’m actively trying hard to not try.

    • @alejandroman187
      @alejandroman187 4 місяці тому +6

      True. I saw a show at the comedy store in 2016 Rogan, Callen, Bravo, Delia and Schaub where there. He was alright and people in crowd were into his set.

    • @OG-uq9yb
      @OG-uq9yb 4 місяці тому

      @@dangusmomangus3003I also agree. Some folks need a reality check

    • @OG-uq9yb
      @OG-uq9yb 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah he’s got a big ego and very little understanding about comedy. You can’t just go up on stage and be funny. There’s a lot of work involved. The brainstorming, the writing and the delivery and bombing a LOT.

  • @CH3FFI3
    @CH3FFI3 4 місяці тому +883

    Katt Williams claims another scalp.

    • @Just.Arguing
      @Just.Arguing 4 місяці тому +48

      This was gonna happen anyway let's be real

    • @tomrutter1637
      @tomrutter1637 4 місяці тому +35

      Year of the Katt

    • @ANTIStraussian
      @ANTIStraussian 4 місяці тому +28

      Katt wasn't talking about me he meant the other guys ❌️
      Katt wasn't talking about me I'm just on there as a UFC guy not a Comedian ✅️

    • @r.rodriguez4991
      @r.rodriguez4991 4 місяці тому +25

      ​@@Just.ArguingSeriously. People are starting to think Katt is Jesus.

    • @CannibalOX99
      @CannibalOX99 4 місяці тому

      ​@@r.rodriguez4991For real 😂

  • @DayMedia1990
    @DayMedia1990 4 місяці тому +35

    He very clearly didn't say he was done with stand up.

    • @GluedBarstool
      @GluedBarstool 3 місяці тому +2

      Lmao yeah what the fuck. He just said he’s not going to travel outside of Cali for standup for now Never once said he’s quitting 😂

    • @reforcedrs
      @reforcedrs 3 місяці тому

      he been canceling shows & doing no type of traction. why tf would he stay in stand up lol

    • @DayMedia1990
      @DayMedia1990 3 місяці тому

      @@reforcedrs Cause he likes it. He came in the game hot because of his podcast and he's cooled off. He was at a higher level then he deserved to be at. Does that mean he should quit?

  • @mnemonichotpocket
    @mnemonichotpocket 4 місяці тому +26

    "Walg mi to muh trugg" - Schaub
    Never forget.

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 4 місяці тому +4

      Diceyyyyyyy - also schaub

    • @jimmybags6598
      @jimmybags6598 4 місяці тому +2

      @@lawnside82 some would say the diciest

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 4 місяці тому +1

      @@jimmybags6598 thiccccc boy 🤣

    • @HCG
      @HCG 3 місяці тому +2

      TRUGG WALG

    • @mnemonichotpocket
      @mnemonichotpocket 3 місяці тому

      It's like he stole that line "Suck me beautiful" from American Pie, but he Schaubified it to "Wan walg mi tuh mi trugg?"

  • @Tattootin
    @Tattootin 4 місяці тому +363

    wtf are we gonna talk about now? I’m counting the days till Tom gets caught for being a serial killer, but I can see it in his eyes… he won’t be caught for a while. Shucks…

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 місяці тому +48

      he'll divorce with his wife soon probably if nothing else comes up

    • @afriendorfoe
      @afriendorfoe 4 місяці тому +31

      ​@@E4T4 honestly I think him and Christina will divorce. She's been kind of dropping how he's not really home at all with his kids.

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 місяці тому

      @@afriendorfoe damn thats fucked up. when I first started hearing abt Tom I thought he was a nice funny guy but in reality hes a piece of shit and probably only cares about himself at this point

    • @darktirkd7395
      @darktirkd7395 4 місяці тому

      @@afriendorfoe he has pretty blatant about his side-chick. I think someone will rub it in her face until she has had enough

    • @ANTIStraussian
      @ANTIStraussian 4 місяці тому

      Tune Town

  • @Indybone
    @Indybone 4 місяці тому +687

    That’s some dicey, dicey news. RIP to the GOAT

    • @FirstUsername
      @FirstUsername 4 місяці тому +5

      watch the video before leaving a dumb comment

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 4 місяці тому +29

      I actually started saying “dicey dicey” unironically. I kind of don’t hate it

    • @connerturley110
      @connerturley110 4 місяці тому +25

      ​@@FirstUsername Bro 💀

    • @DMVGREY
      @DMVGREY 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@@FirstUsernameyou have a drake pfp

    • @b14ker14
      @b14ker14 4 місяці тому +2

      Way to remove my comment pssy flakes

  • @GrantWood.
    @GrantWood. 4 місяці тому +16

    Brendan is an unappreciated genius - he’s made a career being so bad at comedy that it’s hilarious.

    • @davozz2201
      @davozz2201 4 місяці тому +4

      He’s “The Room” of standup comedy !! 😂

  • @URLforme
    @URLforme 4 місяці тому +14

    "The last line of defense" is becoming funnier and funnier 😂

  • @OtisMoto
    @OtisMoto 4 місяці тому +153

    He will now try his hand at astrophysics.

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 4 місяці тому +10

      asshol3 fistics

    • @Dziaji
      @Dziaji 4 місяці тому +3

      How did you come up with asshole fistics. Too funny. Lol

    • @CRFLAus
      @CRFLAus 4 місяці тому +3

      Talmbout Neil The Grass Tyson b?

    • @dicksuckley8102
      @dicksuckley8102 4 місяці тому

      @@ModMax69nice 😂

    • @GorgeouslyStupidThing
      @GorgeouslyStupidThing 4 місяці тому +1

      The Forest Gumptiness he has will probably make him think it's possible. Katt was for sure right about a bunch of nunces around Joe. And, Joe's one of 'em.

  • @germcrazyshokoff3623
    @germcrazyshokoff3623 4 місяці тому +681

    Retiring at the top is overrated. Funny.

    • @hunter12555
      @hunter12555 4 місяці тому +11

      2 lazy is hilarious with the sarcasm lmao

    • @michaelturley3457
      @michaelturley3457 4 місяці тому +2

      Who y’all think has the worst comedian champ belt now? Two way tie for me with Andrew Schulz and Bert.

    • @vinnievega9843
      @vinnievega9843 4 місяці тому

      ​@michaelturley3457 throw Tom in there

    • @dogecoin1692
      @dogecoin1692 4 місяці тому

      It’s honestly sad. He did his specials way to early. I’ve seen multiple comedians say it takes 10-15 years for a comedian to get good. He jus thumped the gun and let himself look like a fool. Even worse, rather then just work hard at it for years, he’s just gonna give up

    • @DHGxMcFlurry
      @DHGxMcFlurry 4 місяці тому

      @@michaelturley3457 Schulz at least says different things. Bert repeats the same stories over and over

  • @rhysmorgan9049
    @rhysmorgan9049 4 місяці тому +7

    The fact he thought he’d sell tickets in the UK is bold to say the least

  • @deftones8717
    @deftones8717 4 місяці тому +7

    “Our last line of defense lost a member.” hahaha

  • @DobbyTheGamer
    @DobbyTheGamer 4 місяці тому +330

    "Our last line of defense lost a member" LMAOOOOO 😂

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 4 місяці тому +15

      Only 999 left.

    • @mateah83
      @mateah83 4 місяці тому

      meaning freedom of speech will be that much harder to defend hence why it is a sad day that we lost one of our last line of defense, i bet theres not one eye dry left in the comments.from laughing@@SmokeymcJoint420

    • @DiviAugusti
      @DiviAugusti 4 місяці тому +6

      Most epic opening for one of these.

    • @gustavthegreat2811
      @gustavthegreat2811 4 місяці тому +3

      2Lazy is getting better and better

    • @beerus101
      @beerus101 4 місяці тому +1

      What a blow!

  • @gabepleasepls1970
    @gabepleasepls1970 4 місяці тому +308

    The day laughter came back

    • @user-to9lk8ix6h
      @user-to9lk8ix6h 4 місяці тому

      Does anybody remember laughter?

    • @bap9416
      @bap9416 4 місяці тому +1

      There’s a lot more that have to go for that

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 4 місяці тому

      0:10 The day the laughter lived.

    • @mrjuanderfuI
      @mrjuanderfuI 4 місяці тому

      Good movie title

  • @blakemarkowski3794
    @blakemarkowski3794 4 місяці тому +2

    Brother shout out to you because I stg you upload at such a nice consistent pace I always listen during work

  • @RainCityMusic07
    @RainCityMusic07 4 місяці тому +1

    Really enjoying your content dude keep up the good work.

  • @IbrahimMuhammad_114
    @IbrahimMuhammad_114 4 місяці тому +306

    Passing the torch to tom segura

    • @CSorgini
      @CSorgini 4 місяці тому +30

      Ya know Other than the slight narcisism tom isnt THAT bad, bert however…

    • @Duledule24422
      @Duledule24422 4 місяці тому +32

      @@CSorginiBert would fart on the torch

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 4 місяці тому +25

      Tom's shiddyness is only recent. Bert has been a lifelong pro.

    • @IbrahimMuhammad_114
      @IbrahimMuhammad_114 4 місяці тому +11

      @@CSorginitom is pretty unfunny like never once even thought anything he said was funny, let alone laugh

    • @LK-em1bv
      @LK-em1bv 4 місяці тому +9

      They both suck but in different ways

  • @Mitch189022
    @Mitch189022 4 місяці тому +1036

    The balls on rogan to critique someone else’s comedy

    • @LeastWantedOfficial
      @LeastWantedOfficial 4 місяці тому +112

      He’s so much better at podcasting.. stand up not so much

    • @TheBrandonDawson
      @TheBrandonDawson 4 місяці тому

      Never understood the dickriding for his podcast either. A podcast is one of the least skill demanding things imaginable.

    • @tunelowplayslow5623
      @tunelowplayslow5623 4 місяці тому +47

      Was* ​@@LeastWantedOfficial

    • @diddlez2
      @diddlez2 4 місяці тому +161

      He's so lucky he got into podcasting so early on because thats the only reason he sells tickets. His standup is just a step above Brendan's.

    • @michaelweems679
      @michaelweems679 4 місяці тому +90

      Joe's standup is not funny. At all.

  • @davemieze9021
    @davemieze9021 4 місяці тому +2

    12 years and he’s a millionaire from the biggest hack shit ever. Did he realize that people buy tickets just to watch the train wreck, and they find that funnier than his material?

  • @gustavkrklec2077
    @gustavkrklec2077 4 місяці тому +4

    I've never heard 2lazy2try so enthusiastic

  • @ParallelNewsNetwork
    @ParallelNewsNetwork 4 місяці тому +66

    I think it’s time that Kat Williams went on JRE and had the “You’d be surprised” talk… with Joe.

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 4 місяці тому +5

      Katt isn’t funny himself

    • @peterparker3409
      @peterparker3409 4 місяці тому

      @@Inbraneinthememsane bruh Katt said Cedric looks like a walrus

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 4 місяці тому

      @@TB-qz4uz dunno man - saw his last major special - pretty mediocre if you ask me
      I am not saying I don’t like him or that he isn’t right about this whole comedian clique - I just don’t think he’s so funny himself

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 4 місяці тому

      @@peterparker3409 so?

  • @sk8r4lifedd
    @sk8r4lifedd 4 місяці тому +55

    “Oh brother this guy stiinksss!!!”

  • @jimmymetal713
    @jimmymetal713 4 місяці тому +2

    Congrats on the 200k+ subs, you have more subs than some comedians podcast. This is not an easy task! Again congrats 🎉

  • @sluhgo
    @sluhgo 4 місяці тому +3

    Yoo review Fishtank season 2 my brother! Btw great video

  • @LookSpec
    @LookSpec 4 місяці тому +219

    we need Schulz to retire next

    • @darkstarhuxley6748
      @darkstarhuxley6748 4 місяці тому

      I’d go to a BS show over Schulz laffy lame ass

    • @eatshit8907
      @eatshit8907 4 місяці тому +19

      Bert first.

    • @AssassinFemme
      @AssassinFemme 4 місяці тому +8

      I've seen his standup. He was hilarious

    • @animegopher
      @animegopher 4 місяці тому +12

      Schultz stand-up is great. His podcast? Ehhh, not so much. He HAS to be the funniest guy in the room. Which is fine when performing stand-up. That's expected. But his podcast is definitely awful and sheds a lot of light onto who he is as a person.

    • @FuzzyButtCheese
      @FuzzyButtCheese 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@eatshit8907neither of them are comedians.. . 😂

  • @SpenmoChins3
    @SpenmoChins3 4 місяці тому +204

    This is a sad day for comedy 🎭 😔
    Shulz will take his spot 😂

    • @williamchristie9129
      @williamchristie9129 4 місяці тому +12

      Schulz is so much worse than Schaub and yet somehow wildly profitable... compare matt rife who has done a few funny things in his career

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 4 місяці тому +3

      @@williamchristie9129
      Like…?

    • @JustinBlazzzee
      @JustinBlazzzee 4 місяці тому

      @@williamchristie9129Come on… I get it Schulz has become this annoying caricature version of his former self and he does constant insane over the top laughing but he’s funnier on his worst day than Shaub is on his best. Shaub is the worst stand up in America. Maybe in history.

    • @UGLYSQUID
      @UGLYSQUID 4 місяці тому +12

      Andrew is so obnoxious.

    • @kylerichardson4257
      @kylerichardson4257 4 місяці тому

      Andrew aka the expert and smartest guy on every topic ?
      Andrew who had a terrible beta cuck woke Netflix special that was far worse than Gringo Papi.
      Andrew I’m grifting my political views while pretending I didn’t cuck the left wing narrative and parrot like a good boy?
      Andrew who’s bestie CTG has a court case involving a minor that he pleaded down to giving alcohol to a minor and now has a giant career and following?
      Yeah Andrew sucks and is way worse than Schaub

  • @KaotikArtPurrps
    @KaotikArtPurrps 4 місяці тому +24

    First his football career, then his mma career and now his comedy career?! My god is there nothing this man can’t fail at!!

    • @Rich_P_Anya
      @Rich_P_Anya 4 місяці тому

      And yet he still is extremely wealthy. What a country we live in.

    • @tacotruck2595
      @tacotruck2595 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Rich_P_Anya well he might “fail” but he gets far enough to reach some fame and influence. That’s all you need to get a few deals.

    • @louismontoya7437
      @louismontoya7437 4 місяці тому

      @@Rich_P_Anya So was Epstein.

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 4 місяці тому

      Drifting…that auto channel.

  • @managerbmr
    @managerbmr 4 місяці тому +1

    Been waiting for this the whole day, let’s see

  • @thepugilist4379
    @thepugilist4379 4 місяці тому +58

    “They filmed “The Gringo Papi” there…” - Steve-O

    • @imageword5576
      @imageword5576 4 місяці тому

      he should make a documentary on it

    • @apuapustaja1
      @apuapustaja1 4 місяці тому +4

      "Death by a thousand self-inflicted paper cuts" - Tony Hinchcliffe

    • @johngoldsworthy7135
      @johngoldsworthy7135 4 місяці тому +8

      Hopefully Steve o quits comedy next

    • @thegrinderman1090
      @thegrinderman1090 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@johngoldsworthy7135Steve-O's stand-up is bad, but he can just recount real things that happened, do a couple of stunts, and it's at least slightly entertaining. He doesn't need any real comedy skills. People like Bert Kreisher are far worse.

    • @johnmillay6790
      @johnmillay6790 4 місяці тому

      ​@@thegrinderman1090Steve o is a legend gtfo

  • @BaritonePapi
    @BaritonePapi 4 місяці тому +102

    Glad he’s at least becoming a little self aware. I’ll miss laughing at him for the wrong reasons

    • @LarryDavid.blochain
      @LarryDavid.blochain 4 місяці тому

      Brendans’ peak was when he was on TFATK where 1/500 of his chime ins were funny or funny because he said some dumb ish

  • @comet206
    @comet206 4 місяці тому +4

    there's more to comedy than just standup though. honestly schuab has the potential to be pretty funny in the right circumstances. with some good writing, i could see him doing some sketch comedy or something. i think rogan saw that potential in him early on. standup was just the wrong route for him

  • @cameronpeterson5961
    @cameronpeterson5961 4 місяці тому +5

    He doesn’t “think” he’s not good enough, he was “told” he’s not good enough. Him explaining it as if he wasn’t specifically told no was hilarious 😂

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn 4 місяці тому +220

    The other person who shouldn’t be allowed to perform at Joe Rogan’s club is Joe Rogan.

    • @GorgeouslyStupidThing
      @GorgeouslyStupidThing 4 місяці тому +1

      Lolololol

    • @darkstarhuxley6748
      @darkstarhuxley6748 4 місяці тому

      I’m from LA …years ago he was a joke
      He was the OG bro comedy. I don’t know one joke of his. Fuck him for betraying his friend and not letting him at least do 10 mins of his shit comedy

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 4 місяці тому

      Stealing jokes now?

    • @leospaceman2976
      @leospaceman2976 4 місяці тому +13

      @@Ishbikescan’t steal facts, you dope

    • @fahkinlosah8469
      @fahkinlosah8469 4 місяці тому +1

      Hahahahahhahha

  • @Ryan83728
    @Ryan83728 4 місяці тому +103

    Joe should let him perform once. They have all those losers on kill tony. Let the man do a tight 5 and let the crowd go wild. Everyone knows hes bad, its no secret, let the man do a set for the irony. Also looks like Brenden came off the TRT. Face looks leaner and hes less muscular.

    • @christopherjeremiah60
      @christopherjeremiah60 4 місяці тому +17

      Yeah I can’t see a downside. Rogan takes that shit too seriously, I mean Brendan is hilarious whether he’s intentional or not.

    • @genzcurmudgeon8037
      @genzcurmudgeon8037 4 місяці тому +1

      TRt makes your face fat?

    • @Jack-cr6iw
      @Jack-cr6iw 4 місяці тому

      @@genzcurmudgeon8037where did he say or imply that?

    • @genzcurmudgeon8037
      @genzcurmudgeon8037 4 місяці тому +11

      @@Jack-cr6iw Buddy said that his face looks leaner and said that may be from getting off TRT????
      You ok man? 😂

    • @She2D0pe
      @She2D0pe 4 місяці тому

      Ozempic dur

  • @furiousrobinson
    @furiousrobinson 4 місяці тому

    What’s the main subreddit for the Brendan roast?

  • @JesseComments
    @JesseComments 4 місяці тому +1

    Also i love how casually he calls him brenda and brendan ahahahahaha i had to rewind a few times to see of he was saying brendan or brenda

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 4 місяці тому +80

    He definitely had one of the careers of all time.

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 місяці тому +4

      dude was in the ufc and a comedian thats friends with Rogan. and still managed to fuck it historically

    • @Dziaji
      @Dziaji 4 місяці тому

      No chance he is top 5k

  • @smartstupidman
    @smartstupidman 4 місяці тому +54

    RIP Bapa

  • @DeadSpaceDavid
    @DeadSpaceDavid 4 місяці тому

    Been watching your stuff for weeks now. How did not sub yet 😂

  • @Aleyaha699
    @Aleyaha699 4 місяці тому +1

    200k congratulations!🎉

  • @constantravens4800
    @constantravens4800 4 місяці тому +23

    Joe be like
    "Quit ufc"
    "Quit comedy"
    "Quit you"
    I get the whole premise setup and close
    I get it now lol

  • @Sloimer
    @Sloimer 4 місяці тому +30

    As George Constanza said, you have to know when to go out on a high note.

    • @jcc3333
      @jcc3333 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂

  • @SephirothPhenyx
    @SephirothPhenyx 4 місяці тому +1

    IM ROLLING AND ITS 17 SECONDS IN. YOU LEGEND LMFAO

  • @zmeicorp
    @zmeicorp 4 місяці тому +4

    Joe made him quit fighting and now he made him quit "comedy"

  • @adriankalitka3762
    @adriankalitka3762 4 місяці тому +117

    Brendan Schaub is the type of guy to leave his turn signal on while driving but then turns it off when he wants to actually make a turn

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 місяці тому +6

      damn youve taken notes from Brendans joke book bc that made no sense

    • @adriankalitka3762
      @adriankalitka3762 4 місяці тому +10

      @@E4T4 I guess you're just like Brendan and do the same thing

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 місяці тому +7

      @@adriankalitka3762 youre not funny pal😂

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 місяці тому +8

      @@adriankalitka3762 whats next a joke about a man who only opens his umbrella when its not raining and closes it when its starts raining?? hahahahhahahaha oh my fucking god how hilarious

    • @adriankalitka3762
      @adriankalitka3762 4 місяці тому

      @@E4T4 You're so cool. How can I be like you?

  • @holesawd18
    @holesawd18 4 місяці тому +16

    Dude should try for WWE as a heel. Perfect fit

    • @WickerMahn
      @WickerMahn 4 місяці тому +4

      He can be Santino Marella's long-lost relative, Brentino Marella

    • @Rich_P_Anya
      @Rich_P_Anya 4 місяці тому

      It's the proper, shitty dumpster for him to throw himself away into

  • @JamCat69
    @JamCat69 4 місяці тому

    You got me lmao and I’m only 5 seconds in

  • @blahblahblah6378
    @blahblahblah6378 4 місяці тому +2

    "how do you retire from something you weren't doing?"
    Well said 🍻

  • @isaacclark5833
    @isaacclark5833 4 місяці тому +78

    "the most funny thing he did his whole comedy career was retire" I'm rofl

  • @fuzzy8593
    @fuzzy8593 4 місяці тому +44

    Everyone, gather around the campfire, and listen to another wonderful tale from 2L2T.

  • @Spectrum0122
    @Spectrum0122 4 місяці тому +2

    As a hiphop fan the comedy world is so weird to me. So much gatekeepers and ego. Brendan should never admit he's bad at comedy just try and be better. Imagine if eminem said "nah, I can't perform at the shelter. I'm not there yet" cuck behaviour

  • @social_exe
    @social_exe 4 місяці тому +2

    "How do you retire from something you were never even doing?" 😂😂😂

  • @Underwoods2000
    @Underwoods2000 4 місяці тому +10

    Dude. I’m loving these frequent uploads. Keep up the good work if you can. Loving your patreon content too

    • @theblow3233
      @theblow3233 4 місяці тому

      You love frequent uploads of loser obsessing over community of comics, putting themselves out there, trying and failing at things you don’t have the balls to try? It’s cause you’re gay.

  • @CaptainSalazar69
    @CaptainSalazar69 4 місяці тому +19

    Been waiting on this video since the announcement 😂😂🎉🎉🎉 this year is looking good for comedy

  • @mohammedalnahyan4604
    @mohammedalnahyan4604 4 місяці тому +1

    0:03 LOL last line of defense indeed

  • @thevelointhevale1132
    @thevelointhevale1132 4 місяці тому +2

    Telling a joke doesn't make you funny ... cold hard facts

  • @brandonlee-ev2dj
    @brandonlee-ev2dj 4 місяці тому +5

    i get the schaub hate is funny but while everyone was shitting on this guy this week his daughter had to get life threatening surgery and almost died...big reason why he quit

  • @Lucentsky8
    @Lucentsky8 4 місяці тому +21

    What about the Texas residency? Bryan needed that 😂

  • @mikeaurturo1412
    @mikeaurturo1412 4 місяці тому +2

    He rode that wave as long as possible

  • @sidlordoftheflames7318
    @sidlordoftheflames7318 4 місяці тому +3

    He's a rich kid who was always told he can do anything. And no one ever told him the truth. Do what you're good at, and work at what you love.

  • @MCRiddle859
    @MCRiddle859 4 місяці тому +26

    Seeing that picture of Brendan with the helmet and shades on half smiling makes me feel sorry for the guy. I hope he finds success and happiness somewhere that he's satisfied with.

    • @TheBrandonDawson
      @TheBrandonDawson 4 місяці тому +13

      Bro on the cool I feel the same. All his friends gassed him up to do comedy then just kinda left him hanging. That pic in the car kinda got to me lol. Wish him the best.

    • @dougthethug2
      @dougthethug2 4 місяці тому +16

      Good take. I hate dogpile culture. Nobody deserves to feel that ostracized so hopefully he finds success elsewhere

    • @dyyylllaannn
      @dyyylllaannn 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah the comedian friends honestly created the funniest thing in all of their careers by parading Brendan as a comedian lol

    • @cbaileychamp
      @cbaileychamp 4 місяці тому

      Wholesome comment thread wtf. Yall some good people. I really am used to going on the internet and wishing miscarriages onto people but this shit make my butthole tingle

  • @Cerase0
    @Cerase0 4 місяці тому +8

    Joe not letting brenden perform at his club…after convincing him to quit fighting and take up comedy had to say a lot to brenden

  • @davidtierney3615
    @davidtierney3615 4 місяці тому +2

    I mean the guy blamed inflation for cancelling his European tour, I checked the tickets daily for Dublin and he just wasn’t selling 😂

  • @SkylerKingTW
    @SkylerKingTW 4 місяці тому +33

    Jesus Christ why is nobody ever mentioning the fact that his mustache looks like it is trying to crawl away to one side of his face. Seriously, I first noticed it months ago and assumed it was a one time bad-mustache day or something. But it is actually getting steadily worse and more exaggerated. Yet, NOBODY seems to notice!?

    • @glenndouglas8822
      @glenndouglas8822 4 місяці тому +2

      Mike at redbar first noticed it. He as been on about it on his shows for years. Don't pretend you have not watched redbar 🙄 you are a joke stealer like Brendan 😂🤣

    • @SkylerKingTW
      @SkylerKingTW 4 місяці тому +3

      @@glenndouglas8822 no clue what redbar is...

    • @glenndouglas8822
      @glenndouglas8822 4 місяці тому

      @@SkylerKingTW yeah, yeah, yeah

    • @SkylerKingTW
      @SkylerKingTW 4 місяці тому +7

      @@glenndouglas8822 I'm getting strong Andrew Schulz vibes from you

    • @glenndouglas8822
      @glenndouglas8822 4 місяці тому

      @@SkylerKingTW No, I just don't like people who nick other people's jokes.

  • @ChristmasCrybaby
    @ChristmasCrybaby 4 місяці тому +19

    God fucking dammit, I truly wanted that 3rd special. What coulda been, bapa. We were robbed of true mediocrity

  • @Calvin.K.Langat
    @Calvin.K.Langat 4 місяці тому +14

    I like how you can tell that with your content it’s just pure commentary no hate. Always talk positively when they do something right as well bc you’re not rooting against them. I feel like that’s why alot of people have been enjoying this type of content

    • @Rich_P_Anya
      @Rich_P_Anya 4 місяці тому

      Wtf

    • @Calvin.K.Langat
      @Calvin.K.Langat 4 місяці тому

      @@Rich_P_Anya I was drunk when I sent this comment out don’t judge me 😂😂

  • @migrantson
    @migrantson 4 місяці тому +2

    Thank you Katt!

  • @jagggd
    @jagggd 4 місяці тому +4

    Couldn't ask for better news today I really needed this

  • @JohnDoe-pc9qf
    @JohnDoe-pc9qf 4 місяці тому +45

    You should do a full video on the Joey Diaz meltdown where he was threatening to literally kill people over jokes they made about him. It was one of the most psychotic outbursts I've ever seen from someone of his ilk, truly- it was bizarre. I'm sure you know exactly what I'm talking about, I think you briefly covered it recently but it deserves a full video. Going after someone ultra popular like him will only be good for you, it will only bring attention to your channel. Quite frankly Joey deserves it man.

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 місяці тому

      how does one comment need a full vid. what the fuck is there to say about 10 words. milking shit isnt really the way to go

    • @WaffleHouseBandit
      @WaffleHouseBandit 4 місяці тому +1

      What happened man can you fill me in?

    • @Titan_22_
      @Titan_22_ 4 місяці тому +15

      He did do a video on that already lol

    • @shannon9981
      @shannon9981 4 місяці тому

      @JohnDoe-pc9qf
      He does in this ua-cam.com/video/_DDvnjEhLpQ/v-deo.htmlfeature=shared

    • @kampiz7361
      @kampiz7361 4 місяці тому

      Joey has tons of comedy wisdom so hearing him run interference for Bapa over and over again was baffling.

  • @stephenm3470
    @stephenm3470 4 місяці тому +1

    This is devastating to me petsonally. I always took brendan schaubs persistence as a life lesson, i honestly hope he keeps grinding and keep trying to get better.

  • @warren1078
    @warren1078 4 місяці тому +2

    It’s so fucked that Rogan filled his head that he could be a comedian, then won’t let him go to his venue😂

  • @jaymatthews9324
    @jaymatthews9324 4 місяці тому +7

    If Brendan announced that he was quitting comedy, but kept working on it on the down-low, at open-mics in small clubs, for 10 years, he could probably produce a special that's 10% better than Gringo Papi

  • @TheElbowMerchant
    @TheElbowMerchant 4 місяці тому +6

    The Homeless Cats are going to starve without Schaub feeding them! Someone call the Humane Society!

  • @eaa6307
    @eaa6307 4 місяці тому

    Please tell me you’re going to review the latest video about Brendan roll over his truck video!!

  • @advint1773
    @advint1773 4 місяці тому +1

    How can you retire from something you didn't do 😂😂😂😂😂 IL giggle at this line all day

  • @PuffSteet
    @PuffSteet 4 місяці тому +21

    2lazy is the only thing I put on when I’m high, it’s the only thing I can watch without getting paranoid. Thank you lazy

    • @theblow3233
      @theblow3233 4 місяці тому

      So, you get high and watch a channel dedicated to commentating on better men trying a failing, you’re gay.

    • @bigpapisosa7097
      @bigpapisosa7097 4 місяці тому +14

      You should probably chill on that shit if you're getting paranoid like that lol

    • @leospaceman2976
      @leospaceman2976 4 місяці тому

      Quit being a pothead poor

    • @therealkingopossum2935
      @therealkingopossum2935 4 місяці тому +10

      Could be a underlying mental issue

    • @glenndouglas8822
      @glenndouglas8822 4 місяці тому

      It's not the drugs pal, it's you. It sounds like you have mental health problems dailymale.

  • @Sinisterkid34
    @Sinisterkid34 4 місяці тому +3

    Anotha one, Dudes pumping out vdeos.

  • @DinkleDooper
    @DinkleDooper 4 місяці тому

    Was waiting for ya my booiiiii

  • @jasonolinger7585
    @jasonolinger7585 4 місяці тому +13

    at the end of the day. Brendan has taken more risks in his life than 99% of people, probably more than that to be honest. The people that are constantly making negative comments about him, or mostly people that are unhappy and take no risks in their own lives.

    • @stevenman013
      @stevenman013 4 місяці тому +1

      He talked down to his own listenership, he brought it all on himself

    • @Goobtard
      @Goobtard 4 місяці тому +2

      Cope. Rogan thinks Brendan sucks at comedy too, won't let him perform at the mothership and trashed his comedy special. I guess Rogan is just a sad, loser hater too huh ?

    • @killyourego1185
      @killyourego1185 4 місяці тому +1

      Nah it's just funny..

    • @jasonolinger7585
      @jasonolinger7585 4 місяці тому

      I never said that Brendan was not a D bag. What I’m saying is that the majority of people who make negative comments about him, are not doing well in their personal lives.

    • @killyourego1185
      @killyourego1185 4 місяці тому +1

      @@jasonolinger7585 And you just know every commenters life status..Assuming anyone that criticizes someone is not doing well. Pretty lame hypothesis.

  • @dalisllama
    @dalisllama 4 місяці тому +33

    - talked him out of his MMA career
    - talked him out of his comedy career
    Is Joe a toxic friend? Good or bad, let your friends do things they enjoy.

    • @Cameron39829
      @Cameron39829 4 місяці тому

      The problem with Joe is he's a self admitted idiot who's clearly just giving his opinion at the time on somthing and people put WAY to much weight on the things he has to say

    • @GorgeouslyStupidThing
      @GorgeouslyStupidThing 4 місяці тому +10

      Eh, Joe wasn't wrong. Brendan should open up a high end mechanic garage and get some great guys in there to do the work. He can meet the rich and famous and just schmooze all day.

    • @darkstarhuxley6748
      @darkstarhuxley6748 4 місяці тому +11

      Joe is the original TURD BRO of comedy. He smoked his first joint at 55 and thought his jokes were fresh while driving in his teslas on the 405 freeway. Joe Rogan use to be comedy store cringe before we all used that word

    • @Monkey_11
      @Monkey_11 4 місяці тому +1

      It’s literally for the best in both situations.

  • @user-or8um9hu4l
    @user-or8um9hu4l 4 місяці тому

    Has anyone else noticed the pause in Bapa's retirement speech when he was trying to remember his kid's name and then switched it up?

  • @user-to9lk8ix6h
    @user-to9lk8ix6h 4 місяці тому +1

    When did he start?

  • @sl0thbag
    @sl0thbag 4 місяці тому +3

    He said he's still going to do local spots. Didn't sound like he's quitting

  • @Screamfancast
    @Screamfancast 4 місяці тому +3

    Brian Holtzman is a regular at comedy mothership. Brenda never got an invite. Let that sink in

  • @closinginonclosure
    @closinginonclosure 4 місяці тому +1

    1:39 "PLAYING the Mothership" Lol. I find it funny when certain comedians say they "playing" or "played" a show. D'elia says it a lot. It's like they want to sound like rockstars or something. Musicians PLAY songs. They play instruments. What does a comedian "play"? Their voice? But that's just called talking. They perform comedy at most. They tell jokes. Lol

  • @whiltoecardhonian3054
    @whiltoecardhonian3054 4 місяці тому +1

    “I don’t deserve to be at the mothership”
    Dude, it’s just a building. These comedians are ruining comedy by turning it into a cult, all of them are doing it. It’s a tool that can be used by anyone in any scenario, that’s the point of comedy

  • @plutoniumzeppelin8164
    @plutoniumzeppelin8164 4 місяці тому +5

    When Schaub announced his upcoming Austin and Nashville shows on the JRE Fight Companion I knew no one was going to buy tickets and he was going to cancel

    • @hectorg5809
      @hectorg5809 4 місяці тому +2

      He canceled those shows because his 2 month old daughter needed emergency surgery at Los Angeles Children's

    • @GeoffStGeoff
      @GeoffStGeoff 4 місяці тому

      ​@@hectorg5809Brendan?

  • @pearsyyyyy1014
    @pearsyyyyy1014 4 місяці тому +13

    Joe's the real villain of bapas story which makes sense when you consider he doesn't understand comedy

  • @roblamontagne7738
    @roblamontagne7738 4 місяці тому

    “Our last line of defence lost a member” lol

  • @WalkingAnnapolis
    @WalkingAnnapolis 4 місяці тому +1

    Im retiring from the Professional Ice Hockey circuit ... also Ive been thinking of taking ice skating lessons

  • @danl1545
    @danl1545 4 місяці тому +7

    HONEY COME HERE! 2LAZY JUST DROPPED A NEW VIDEO!!!!

  • @Itskylewalker
    @Itskylewalker 4 місяці тому +5

    Hahaha nice my comment made it to the 2lazy video. Dope.
    Yeah I’ve been drifting for the last decade. It’s wild to go for a ride along and call it “learning to drift”. Haha 😂

  • @TheAlphaLegionnaire
    @TheAlphaLegionnaire 4 місяці тому +1

    Reminds me of when Joe Rohan sat him down and told him to quit fighting.
    I wonder if Travis Browne sat him down and told him to quit comedy lmao

  • @jackrackham9375
    @jackrackham9375 4 місяці тому +2

    Bert is taking No. 1 Spot

  • @Goobtard
    @Goobtard 4 місяці тому +7

    The crazy thing is the whole world hates on Brendan and agrees his stand up is trash, yet 90% of stand ups are just as bad ( Bert, Segura, Callen, D'elia, Rogan, etc.) but these same Brendan haters will think they're great 🤷

  • @goonie6610
    @goonie6610 4 місяці тому +1

    He's not even a car person....why did he think that would work lmao