America's Leadership Vacuum Is The Reason Our Covid Situation Is So Dire

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  • Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
  • News that the current president hasn't attended a Coronavirus task force briefing in several months is further proof that executive mismanagement is the primary reason the United States is faring so poorly amid the pandemic. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 3 роки тому +1467

    I stepped on the scale and screamed, "STOP THE COUNT!" It didn't work there either.

    • @jo-vf8jx
      @jo-vf8jx 3 роки тому +44

      Lol

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 3 роки тому +82

      Yelling "Stop the Count" while votes are still being tallied makes about as much sense as yelling "Stop the Count" 3-seconds from midnight on New Year's Eve.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 3 роки тому +38

      thats what they yelled when rudy was streaking on the subway.

    • @elenafetter9690
      @elenafetter9690 3 роки тому +9

      Yes!!!

    • @humerafaruqi7152
      @humerafaruqi7152 3 роки тому +7

      Err Gag you too...same here!!!

  • @daumatk
    @daumatk 3 роки тому +61

    2 years ago when my Mom’s dementia was just coming on she fell and when the paramedics asked her who the President was she answered, “ I don’t remember his name but I don’t like him.”
    Good enough, Ma.

  • @tonymanaserian3971
    @tonymanaserian3971 3 роки тому +45

    “A giant tsunami of criminal stupidity” that actually sums up the entire Dump Presidency perfectly

  • @leahalfonso7256
    @leahalfonso7256 3 роки тому +49

    I am 100% behind never seeing or saying his name ever again. Thank you!!!!

  • @bluespinsix6987
    @bluespinsix6987 3 роки тому +970

    In trumps defense, he did promise he’d run the country like he ran his businesses.

    • @dryboneskirby
      @dryboneskirby 3 роки тому +34

      ngl this is a good one

    • @brianhaase9612
      @brianhaase9612 3 роки тому +9

      LMAO

    • @MikaelLewisify
      @MikaelLewisify 3 роки тому +13

      Good point. Lol

    • @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953
      @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953 3 роки тому +35

      Recklessly into the ground while saying that his previous losses entitled him to a free pass. Yeah sounds about right.

    • @aetch77
      @aetch77 3 роки тому +14

      It'll end with him getting dragged through the courts.

  • @MiTmite9
    @MiTmite9 3 роки тому +109

    Tears of Joy. No kidding. The other day, I saw a terrific poster carried by a woman in D.C. It read "GRAB HIM BY THE BALLOT."

  • @celly589
    @celly589 3 роки тому +111

    Love that you’re censoring his name and won’t even say it anymore. He doesn’t even deserve that!

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 3 роки тому

      Why doesn't Colbert just move on to another subject already? Mock Catholics for instance. Plenty of material on that subject. Being a dysfunctional Catholic myself. As I said lot's of material.

    • @deby7821
      @deby7821 3 роки тому +2

      @@sadiestoltzfus9798 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 3 роки тому +1

      @@deby7821 More subject's other then politics is my point.

    • @deby7821
      @deby7821 3 роки тому

      @@sadiestoltzfus9798 Sadie, I had a couple drinks last night obviously by my rightly misunderstood comment which was supposed to be a laugh because I also happen to be one of those dysfunctional Catholics so it hit home and yes...a ton of material. Stay safe and well hun.

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 3 роки тому +1

      @@deby7821 I know, plenty of material. Watch a comedian I believe his name is Dave Allen. Late seventies perhaps. Anyhow Catholic jokes funny as hell. Check him out sometime.

  • @timmycakes001
    @timmycakes001 3 роки тому +21

    Stephen laughing at his own jokes warms my soul

  • @philipberthiaume2314
    @philipberthiaume2314 3 роки тому +994

    As a canadian with pure best wishes for our American cousins, we're going to keep our border with you closed for the foreseeable future... 1 million cases in a week is astronomically dangerous...

    • @jaidora
      @jaidora 3 роки тому +110

      Yeah I don’t blame you. Good luck over there

    • @pioneernut7487
      @pioneernut7487 3 роки тому +74

      And it's getting only worse there. Thanks to morons who doesnt wear masks

    • @stan4now
      @stan4now 3 роки тому +34

      Don't blame you. At least I can get cases of Moosehead and Canadian Hockey on the tube until C19 passes.

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 3 роки тому +106

      Most of Americans only look at the death counts, and think it's acceptable because the death rate is low. But they don't factor in the long term health problems related to a Corona infection. Good thing their healthcare system is soo good, right ?

    • @pioneernut7487
      @pioneernut7487 3 роки тому +23

      @@scratchy996 every year 60000 about 60 000 Americans dies from flu. Now covid deaths are 4 times than flu. Is it acceptable?

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 3 роки тому +107

    Dear America. You really need to start teaching civics studies in school. 70 million of your people don't have a clue.

    • @unimprezzedmclastname4220
      @unimprezzedmclastname4220 3 роки тому +15

      They used to a long time ago. But then, Republicans being Republicans, they slashed funding for those programs.

    • @shawnwales696
      @shawnwales696 3 роки тому +13

      UR right, also our history is skewed against issues of the left such as the labor struggle. So much so that people vote against their own interests.

    • @l.i.terally2907
      @l.i.terally2907 3 роки тому +4

      The GOP has been slashing funds for education for decades.

    • @errgag3580
      @errgag3580 3 роки тому +1

      So true

    • @TheJimprez
      @TheJimprez 3 роки тому

      @@shawnwales696 They just say ITS COMMUNISM! and that is it. Its OVER!

  • @maggieanaya1114
    @maggieanaya1114 3 роки тому +6

    Thank you Stephen for making me laugh. Your show has kept sane these past few months!

  • @rickwalker8241
    @rickwalker8241 3 роки тому +125

    Comedians have the last platform to speak truth to power.

    • @Questionablexfun
      @Questionablexfun 3 роки тому +5

      Truth

    • @fermel157
      @fermel157 3 роки тому

      Really? No one else tells the truth in ways that affect change?

    • @rickwalker8241
      @rickwalker8241 3 роки тому +1

      @@fermel157 Speaking truth to power is a non-violent political tactic, employed by dissidents against the received wisdom or propaganda of governments they regard as oppressive, authoritarian or an ideocracy.
      I do believe they have the last platform that is effective yes.

    • @surfinganonymously
      @surfinganonymously 3 роки тому

      @@rickwalker8241 it also feels this the most calm platform to provide news or commentary on news. The tone of voice from most media outlets is panic inducing these days. I’m so tired of the political situation that I can only watch it in small doses. But this here helps!

  • @puffoffluffedair543
    @puffoffluffedair543 3 роки тому +58

    If i want to be a criminal I’ll just run for president at this point. I dont need to be held accountable for anything

  • @caden2jordan6
    @caden2jordan6 3 роки тому +6

    I get so excited when I hear Stephens voice start talking on my playlists! It’s just so refreshing to hear someone with intellect talk and with whom I agree with!

  • @WingZX1103
    @WingZX1103 3 роки тому +8

    2:54 I honestly owe my mom an apology for stashing all those extra condiments she gets from all the fast food joints.

  • @lordpiperlib
    @lordpiperlib 3 роки тому +95

    "Third sister from frozen who actually wanted the town to die" - I will never see her the same again... LOLOL

    • @dannahinojosa1934
      @dannahinojosa1934 3 роки тому +2

      Or the third Sanderson sister from Hocus Pocus.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 3 роки тому +3

      At least she admits trump drained the swamp INTO DC.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 3 роки тому +4

      Of course her name is Kayleigh 😂 aka Millennial Karen

  • @Boxygirl96
    @Boxygirl96 3 роки тому +6

    7:47 I love how twitter has been forced to start actually pointing out potential misinformation and fraud tweets because of these people

  • @elvishlp7230
    @elvishlp7230 3 роки тому +91

    I love how T****s name is censored everywhere in your show now, even his pictures ^^

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 3 роки тому +8

      @Mike Redner 'Miss the point' much?

    • @deby7821
      @deby7821 3 роки тому +2

      That sh#t is hard to wipe off !

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 3 роки тому +5

      @Loken It's not "censorship". It's a diss.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 3 роки тому

      I don't I associate blurred images with porn so I've just been put off.

    • @thehighnoonsaloon7794
      @thehighnoonsaloon7794 3 роки тому

      @中國擁有比登 The fact that your name is in chineese makes it so much more hilariously stupider

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 3 роки тому +224

    I'm still giggling that Twitter apparently doesn't consider the _President of the United States_ (for now) an official source for election news.

    • @BorregosRT1
      @BorregosRT1 3 роки тому +1

      @@fordmccullough6746 this shouldnt be allowed... lol... at least its not maga nonsense...

    • @skandix
      @skandix 3 роки тому +4

      Official source for LIES.

    • @sirmoonslosthismind
      @sirmoonslosthismind 3 роки тому +28

      i'm not sure what's funny about twitter's position; it's factually correct. the president of the united states has no role in the administration of elections. his election pronouncements are exactly as official as the homeless guy in the street.

    • @HobertMallow
      @HobertMallow 3 роки тому +2

      @@BorregosRT1 it's not, just report for spamming

    • @BorregosRT1
      @BorregosRT1 3 роки тому +4

      @@HobertMallow its 1 person with many accounts tho.. just deleted the comment.. on the video there are many comments that are telling about it for months... yet its still spamming so many people.. what a great easy strategy for dumbass misinforming magas and russians.. this is the stuff that news should denounce.. imagine how many ppl voted for trump cuz of shit like this..

  • @williamraymond2423
    @williamraymond2423 3 роки тому +97

    You know when I don't do my job I get fired, when Trump doesn't do his job he... just gets away with it, how is that fair or even right?

    • @argentin3
      @argentin3 3 роки тому +12

      It blows my mind William. He completely checked out and walked off the job. Trump may not be responsible for the virus itself but he became responsible for it as soon as it popped up inside these borders! He failed the people that he sworn to protect. FAILED!
      He needs to be held accountable.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 3 роки тому +2

      All I’m saying is that the US could use a vote of no confidence. Isn’t perfect but if the party in charge loses they get kicked out and we have another election. US could use something like that

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 3 роки тому +2

      @@Nevertoleave
      I don’t think we need another election...we just need to get this one certified and file cross complaints for wasting the courts time with all these BS, no proof, allegations.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 роки тому

      @@Nevertoleave Or you could do some more dope and take a nap
      You could use something like that.

    • @gagatube
      @gagatube 3 роки тому +1

      It's worse than that, when Drumpf doesn't do his job he gets away with it *and* makes more money!

  • @chaseincats
    @chaseincats 3 роки тому +14

    We don't need to fulfill his demands for him to be removed.

  • @qaddireng777
    @qaddireng777 3 роки тому +37

    I can't wait until I don't have to hear Trump's voice anymore.

  • @JustinSimpson
    @JustinSimpson 3 роки тому +134

    I love that T**** is censored whenever his tweets or mentions appear on screen.

    • @flyingpigmonkey1
      @flyingpigmonkey1 3 роки тому +4

      Who?

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 3 роки тому +5

      I think Stephen refuses to say the name of Prezzy McPrezFace ever again.

    • @0MasterOfFates0
      @0MasterOfFates0 3 роки тому +2

      Gonna start doing this honestly. Treat his bitch ass like Voldemort.

    • @mellie3882
      @mellie3882 3 роки тому +3

      @@0MasterOfFates0 Wow,rude much?How dare you insult Voldemort like that?

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 3 роки тому

      The downside is having to refer to him as 'the president'. Well, it's only for a little while.
      Q: How many asterisks does it take to get four asterisks in a UA-cam comment? ******

  • @puckerbutton7025
    @puckerbutton7025 3 роки тому +1240

    anybody else think its funny that trump keeps forcing himself on us
    even after we said no?

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 3 роки тому +106

      We all know how those poor woman felt. 😰😰

    • @noctisea8074
      @noctisea8074 3 роки тому +97

      Its uncomfortable, wrong and we need a therapist.

    • @dixie0625
      @dixie0625 3 роки тому +64

      Thank goodness he hasn't figured out a way to grab us by the metaphorical 😿 yet!

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 3 роки тому +10

      It's ironic that you don't seem to know the meaning of ironic.

    • @dixie0625
      @dixie0625 3 роки тому +38

      @@sweiland75 It's like an orange fly in your chardonnay or a death row pardon two minutes too late... for the US

  • @mickibradshaw3214
    @mickibradshaw3214 3 роки тому +12

    I love it when your wife is laughing in the background

  • @darrenbent7601
    @darrenbent7601 3 роки тому +12

    I am absolutely loving the fact that at every opportunity you have erased whatsisname from your records. Good for you. We no longer need to acknowledge him ever again, whoever he was.

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 3 роки тому +1

      the elder woman voter in georgia who repubs accused of voting while dead said "i voted for biden, or more to the point, i voted ~against~ The Other One". 😂

  • @pauldecker4630
    @pauldecker4630 3 роки тому +389

    "I want people to die because I'm pissed at their governor" is the kind of thing he's said he should hang in Brussels for.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 3 роки тому +6

      Brussels? the US is reality tv central. that would be actual reality tv. and since he cares about ratings, it would get the highest ratings ever.

    • @shake_shells11
      @shake_shells11 3 роки тому +6

      He really hates New York

    • @EinChris75
      @EinChris75 3 роки тому +8

      Just ask the French how they handled such ... individuals.

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop 3 роки тому +4

      He is a sociopath. Now that he won't need our vote anymore, who knows what he will do to this country before he leaves?

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy 3 роки тому +4

      @Ben Gower and when was the last time you had a face to face conversation with a cognisant human being?

  • @GordonFreemayne
    @GordonFreemayne 3 роки тому +41

    To be as classy about schadenfreude is my biggest dream. Stephen is really the right man for this job.

  • @rickybobby144
    @rickybobby144 3 роки тому +3

    The commitment to the "he who must not be named" bit is commendable

  • @evanbarnes9984
    @evanbarnes9984 3 роки тому +56

    A Million MAGA, a Million Moms... These conservative Christian nationalists really need some remedial education in counting.

    • @BLZ231
      @BLZ231 3 роки тому +2

      Some of them do, but the ones in charge know full well that they’re full of shit, they’re just inflating the numbers to make themselves look bigger and more important then they really are in a transparent attempt to sucker in the gullible and get more attention then they would if they were honest about their numbers.

    • @jennysheets
      @jennysheets 3 роки тому +2

      Im surrounded by them where I live. Terrifying stupidity!

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 3 роки тому +2

      @chris younts I don't believe anyone understand's the philosophy of Jesus. If so why do we hold a grudge? Mock people? Treat each other worse than the animal kingdom? Why are people still bitching about DJT? Why are we splitting each other by race? Why are we always at war? Why do we steal cheat and lie? Disobey all the Ten Commandment's? Disrespect all authority? Show no compassion toward each other? If you read these comment's judgement is all you read. So do you think any of this pertain's any teaching's of Christ? I don't.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@sadiestoltzfus9798
      The key to religion is that you can believe whatever you _want_ to be true. You take Christianity one way, because you're a good person. Other Christians prefer their own way. But the fundamental problem with _all_ of this is faith-based thinking.
      Trump's supporters are nothing if not faith-based. That means they believe whatever they _want_ to be true, regardless of the evidence. And when it comes to their religion, liberal Christians do the same thing. So isn't it time that we became evidence-based?
      Isn't it time that we required good reasons - good evidence - _before_ believing stuff, rather than just going with whatever we were taught to believe as children and whatever we really, really _wish_ were true? I'm fine working with liberal believers on issues where we agree, but in this respect, you guys are still part of the problem, not part of the solution. Faith is a vice, not a virtue.

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 3 роки тому

      @@Bill_Garthright For example you are taking faith in science correct? You put faith in your doctor's advice and treatment correct? If you choose not to put faith in a higher power that's your choice. Religious zealot's are few and far between. My sister is an off the wall crazy overboard Catholic. It's pathetic. Anyhow getting back to my point. Religion is a vice not faith. Faith and religion different. Wars in the middle east all due to religion. Religion or a certain way to worship is evil. The devil divides us with religion. I believe in God not Catholic, Baptist, Muslim on and on religion.

  • @cepiloyo
    @cepiloyo 3 роки тому +34

    I love the redactions in quoted texts, and not saying his name anymore.

  • @shaungibbs8436
    @shaungibbs8436 3 роки тому +34

    They should be held criminally liable.

  • @cjradenbaugh
    @cjradenbaugh 3 роки тому +4

    “A letter from your dad saying he loves you.” I lost it at that! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrKoncpom
    @mrKoncpom 3 роки тому +25

    There are four asterisks after "T" Why, I cannot fathom. "Turd" is spelled only with four letters.

    • @RandolphStranz
      @RandolphStranz 3 роки тому +1

      Besides some four letter word, there is now a five letter word (T+u#p) that you shouldn't say in polite company.

    • @Anonymum
      @Anonymum 3 роки тому +2

      Turdo
      The o is for orange

    • @sarahhardy8649
      @sarahhardy8649 3 роки тому

      In the UK, “trump” means fart. Ironically, “trumpery” is flashy fakeness. He truly writes his own jokes, every time anyone says his name. .

    • @mrKoncpom
      @mrKoncpom 3 роки тому

      @@sarahhardy8649 Trrrrrump! Oh yes, sounds very suitable.Don't clench it, let it rip!

    • @danbuckig4564
      @danbuckig4564 3 роки тому

      I keep assuming it means "Tramp"

  • @Sunny25611
    @Sunny25611 3 роки тому +12

    😳 As dire as things are right now, I sure appreciate the levity you bring into the situation Stephen! 😊

  • @pizzagogo6151
    @pizzagogo6151 3 роки тому +26

    “Giant tsunami of criminal stupidity...! Ha that’s calling it like it is- well done Sir!

  • @kpizzleforizzle5541
    @kpizzleforizzle5541 3 роки тому +2

    "And the landslide brought you down..." beautiful.

  • @lauriegingrich6495
    @lauriegingrich6495 3 роки тому +10

    At this point we're literally better off not having a president until Jan 20 than having Trump. Same result, less public tantrums

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt 3 роки тому

      People can usually get by with no leader for quite a while, like driving on the freeway after taking your foot off the pedals. We coast. Bad leaders sink everyone fast. (Floor it, slam on the brakes, or spin the steering wheel for no good reason.)

  • @u2lemonhead
    @u2lemonhead 3 роки тому +66

    I love that they replaced every written instance of "Trump" with "T****". So great!

    • @ligeiaztomb2755
      @ligeiaztomb2755 3 роки тому +4

      I will never write his name any other way, if I have to refer to him.

    • @lancewedor5306
      @lancewedor5306 3 роки тому +1

      i caught that, too.

    • @vivekkashyap5282
      @vivekkashyap5282 3 роки тому +3

      He will from now on be, he who shall not be named. THIS IS THE WAY.

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 3 роки тому +1

      And his name was not spoken, either

  • @VenkatShastry2047
    @VenkatShastry2047 3 роки тому +53

    And Americans have the audacity to call other countries third world. Fix yourself

    • @linden5165
      @linden5165 3 роки тому

      And leaders of democracy...

    • @BoogieIRL
      @BoogieIRL 3 роки тому +1

      Damn

    • @timdegraw1784
      @timdegraw1784 3 роки тому

      Do you see us hurrying towards new international conflicts in the past few years? No. We're trying to un-fuck our country from 2016 still....

  • @crobinso2010
    @crobinso2010 3 роки тому +4

    The "Full Circle" joke was a delight. Thanks for that!

  • @-Anjel
    @-Anjel 3 роки тому +32

    I like how they censored his name and just called him their president, soon it'll be former president.

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 3 роки тому +2

      And after that it'll be "Discount President."

    • @aryamik9722
      @aryamik9722 3 роки тому

      @@christopherregan1654 hopefully it soon becomes deceased president

    • @ariannaellie3087
      @ariannaellie3087 3 роки тому +2

      "i am jeopardising the lives of 11 million people for political reasons" ok, bye trump. enjoy prison.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 3 роки тому +203

    We need to win the Senate, vote for Jon Ossoff and Reverend Raphael Warnock in Georgia on January 5th!

    • @commonsense571
      @commonsense571 3 роки тому +18

      Come on Georgia!

    • @shepherd5593
      @shepherd5593 3 роки тому +1

      Cool but the real question is why is your picture a Xbox 360 avatar? lol

    • @TurbidTG1
      @TurbidTG1 3 роки тому +11

      @@shepherd5593 Man I haven't changed that in years! If it ain't broke, don't fix it! xD

    • @Jedsa009
      @Jedsa009 3 роки тому +15

      If Democrats take both seats, US Senate will be perfectly balanced, 48 Democrats + 2 Independences and 50 Republicans.
      Go Georgia. Bring balance to the Senate.

    • @bloodsheder99
      @bloodsheder99 3 роки тому +8

      @@Jedsa009 The vice-president breaks the tie in the Senate.

  • @xyzzdoe3674
    @xyzzdoe3674 3 роки тому +121

    Apparently he's known in the WH now as the "Lame Duck à l'Orange".

    • @davidparsons452
      @davidparsons452 3 роки тому +4

      I prefer lame donald duck

    • @bonnys3015
      @bonnys3015 3 роки тому

      I love it! If I still had my FB profile I'd be plastering that all over the place!

    • @aynos629
      @aynos629 3 роки тому

      Stephen, I always have loved your program but I can agree with what is being said of the Corona virus. I am definitely anti Trump, but in relation to the virus he seems to be ok, and so seem to be the people around apart from the low iq. I can't agree with Fauci. Could you and other outlets send journalists to do real investigative work, please? Because we are going to starve next year, plus it bothers me that I agree in some issues (Corona) with trumpsters

    • @macadoo1588
      @macadoo1588 3 роки тому +1

      New secret service code name! 😆

    • @sherryawoo507
      @sherryawoo507 3 роки тому +3

      Trump is just monumentally pissed that HIS abundant cheating DID NOT WORK. "Too big to rig. Too real to steal."

  • @jeannedigennaro6484
    @jeannedigennaro6484 3 роки тому +32

    “You can’t give him”( Trump) “the standard cognition test, because the first question is, who is the president?” Hahaha!

  • @illtakethebox
    @illtakethebox 3 роки тому +7

    That puppet bit made everything ok for about 5 seconds, thanks

  • @ingridwheeler3180
    @ingridwheeler3180 3 роки тому +423

    Does anyone else think that this current president does not take his actual ""work" seriously?
    I hope 2021 arrives as quickly as 2020 disappears.

    • @Theroha
      @Theroha 3 роки тому +9

      ... that's how New Year's Eve works.

    • @jo-vf8jx
      @jo-vf8jx 3 роки тому +19

      It’s been reported that he really doesn’t. When his people hold meetings for important things, he’s been reported to go completely off topic and make statements that have nothing to do with what’s being discussed. There’s been a few newspaper articles about such observations, one of which I think is from The New York Times.
      And I completely agree with you. And here’s hoping that 2021 is much better that 2020.

    • @tinaroberts5858
      @tinaroberts5858 3 роки тому +4

      I hope I am wrong, but I think 2021 is going to make 2020 look like a walk in the park. I don't know why, I just have a bad feeling.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 роки тому +2

      @PickingNamesSux Gotta keep those bone spurs limber

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 роки тому

      @Maxwell Smart Kovid Kovid Kovid??

  • @kindsprit4039
    @kindsprit4039 3 роки тому +21

    Sooooo greatful to NOT see “it’s face” or the complete name.
    Thank you! You reduced my blood pressure by half!! I’ll live !

  • @honorliz31
    @honorliz31 3 роки тому +4

    Canadian here! 👋🏻 I know it’s hard not to be with family over the holidays, but after we celebrated thanksgiving up here in October, we had a large increase in COVID-19 cases. Just stay home, have dinner with your household and visit virtually with other family members. It sucks but so much better to stay safe ❤️ wishing you all the best

  • @ZsaZsaUmbra
    @ZsaZsaUmbra 3 роки тому +34

    "Woman explaining why she's gonna call the cops on this barbecue."

    • @cassandralyman7242
      @cassandralyman7242 3 роки тому +1

      "There's a complete vacuum of leadership, and not only because the president sucks".

  • @Swnsasy
    @Swnsasy 3 роки тому +247

    This is why when people say he's your President I tell them, no he isn't.. He said it all the time he's not and only for those who support him.. Here's your proof..

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 3 роки тому +14

      That and he cleared his schedule lol. Kind of hard to call him president when he's not doing the work that a president is expected to do...
      I'm a plumber but all I do is golf. So am I really a plumber? lol
      But whatever. Good point though. Meanwhile biden says he'll be a president for everyone. Even the dumb ass trimpers lol.

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas 3 роки тому

      He is still your president (currently) whether he has your best interests in mind or not. The same way Biden will be my president, come next year. Just because you don't like the current president doesn't make them not your president.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 3 роки тому +3

      And even so, he's said himself that he hates his voters, too.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 3 роки тому +5

      Soon enough we'll be able to tell them that Joe Biden is THEIR President. I bet their heads explode.

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas 3 роки тому

      @@Surge1077 I'm a republican, right here, above you saying Joe will be my president >_< yes, my head has surely exploded. I don't carry double standards, maybe you should do the same.

  • @ston3kill3r
    @ston3kill3r 3 роки тому +129

    I wish twitter would block Trumps account all together

    • @pamelahornick8108
      @pamelahornick8108 3 роки тому +3

      No, then we wouldn't know his level of crazy and what he believes is going on. 🤣🙃

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 3 роки тому +8

      He’d just move to Parler and that’s already a vat of batshit insanity.

    • @sammij7863
      @sammij7863 3 роки тому

      But that's all he knows how to do. Take that away and the tantrum will be off the rickter scale.

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless 3 роки тому +2

      Altogether = entirely or completely.
      All together = collectively.

    • @whistletoe
      @whistletoe 3 роки тому +3

      Apparently they might after his term officially ends

  • @errcoche
    @errcoche 3 роки тому +2

    When my boss was away on vacation I brought in a Hoover upright and placed it at his desk as "Leadership Vacuum". We just left it there when he got back. We wish he was the kind of boss who would do anything about it.

  • @elleirenex3
    @elleirenex3 3 роки тому +3

    Disposable utensils prevent having to wash & closely come in contact with utensils that have been in someone else's mouth. Not a terrible idea if you have guests from another household.

  • @anmolbhotika1550
    @anmolbhotika1550 3 роки тому +632

    The best part of this clip is censoring Trump's name.

    • @braydenweiss2180
      @braydenweiss2180 3 роки тому +15

      I love it but did I miss him saying something about why he's doing this?

    • @cindy-ml7vo
      @cindy-ml7vo 3 роки тому +67

      @@braydenweiss2180 a couple of days ago. Why say his name, if he doesn't respect democracy, the election, President elect, etc

    • @MW-tt6wb
      @MW-tt6wb 3 роки тому +58

      It's probably the best way to deny a narcissist...blur out their identity and act as if they don't exist.

    • @braydenweiss2180
      @braydenweiss2180 3 роки тому +11

      @@cindy-ml7vo awesome thanks! Must've just missed that episode.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 3 роки тому +17

      I call him Donald cause he likes to coast on his last name.
      Or Dishonest Don since he spent so long trying to compare himself to Honest Abe. When people try to use those lame nicknames he likes use to deflect his short comings I call him Dishonest Don back

  • @CharlieMcowan
    @CharlieMcowan 3 роки тому +22

    "Contact your government representatives. For best results, don't threaten to kidnap them".
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @phineasthegreat2402
    @phineasthegreat2402 3 роки тому +11

    I have a t-shirt that says “I fill my bong with Republicans tears”....it’s one of my favorites. 😁

    • @tedunguent156
      @tedunguent156 3 роки тому

      I would expect nothing less from a Colbert viewer. Smoking weed is better than knowing what's going on. Right?

    • @YellowSpaceMarine
      @YellowSpaceMarine 3 роки тому +1

      @@tedunguent156 Oh yeah it's impossible to do both. You reactionaries really don't have a very warped view of the world

    • @tedunguent156
      @tedunguent156 3 роки тому +1

      @@YellowSpaceMarine You're right, I don't have a warped view of the world.

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 3 роки тому +2

    The Fleetwood Mac gag was pure Gold!! 😂😂😂 6:51

  • @traceywhitney1272
    @traceywhitney1272 3 роки тому +8

    "And the landslide brought you down." 😂😂

  • @BrianSmith-ez9kj
    @BrianSmith-ez9kj 3 роки тому +6

    "Third Sister from Frozen who actually wanted the Town to Die" Hahahahaha

  • @Prairiesrock
    @Prairiesrock 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for getting me through this nightmare with truth and hilarity! Love you forever!

  • @vanteal
    @vanteal 3 роки тому +11

    I love these live takes with no do over's. He's gotta keep a straight face and keep going when he screwes up. It just feels more genuine and more funny.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 3 роки тому +1379

    Trump's like that tenant that trashes their apartment before they are evicted. Sadly, he’ll make sure we all lose.😠

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 3 роки тому +7

      still 4 more years 😂😂😂

    • @rebecca8525
      @rebecca8525 3 роки тому +108

      @@tuyenle8107 of you being in denial

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 3 роки тому +82

      @@tuyenle8107 FINAL NOTICE, donate to Trump's 'stop the steal' campaign -- donations under $8k can be used by Trump for personal expenses,

    • @theactualbajmahal833
      @theactualbajmahal833 3 роки тому +71

      Don Jr and Kimberly are coked up and ripping the copper pipes out of the WH at this very moment.

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 3 роки тому +49

      @@jp89il oh, okay -- start with the rich

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 3 роки тому +5

    I’m diggin’ how they’re doing T****...

  • @heathersambrook5889
    @heathersambrook5889 3 роки тому +17

    Off topic, but I really like his shirt. Like a shiny purple.

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 3 роки тому +1

      I like the fabric but the color makes him look washed out

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 3 роки тому +137

    The Karen who is holding up Biden's transition team is looking for a job, lmafao

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 3 роки тому +7

      Since she's not doing hers.....

    • @DuchessofEarlGrey
      @DuchessofEarlGrey 3 роки тому

      It would be awesome if someone "promises" her a job, then when the time comes, drops her like a hot potato.

  • @StephenTreiber
    @StephenTreiber 3 роки тому +23

    I LOST IT at the Fleetwood Mac jokes.

  • @grejen711
    @grejen711 3 роки тому +2

    Love how they're spelling it "T***" everywhere

  • @SpyroTheGerudo
    @SpyroTheGerudo 3 роки тому +2

    "you can still drink from your Liberal Tears mug, but just know they will be tears of joy" I felt that!

  • @branjosnow6244
    @branjosnow6244 3 роки тому +67

    "You can still drink from your liberal tears mug, but now they're tears of joy" 😭😂🤣

  • @annablue2799
    @annablue2799 3 роки тому +158

    I love that he just called trump suporters snowflakes.

    • @lynneceegee8726
      @lynneceegee8726 3 роки тому +7

      I’m really enjoying doing that, Anna. You lost get used to it is also something I’m enjoying saying.

    • @annablue2799
      @annablue2799 3 роки тому +10

      @@lynneceegee8726 " I 'm so sorry you'r in love with a man you never met. " is also a good phrase.

    • @MCAndyT
      @MCAndyT 3 роки тому +7

      But not in a mean way - "they are unique and beautiful..."

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas 3 роки тому +2

      @@MCAndyT except for the fact it's totally meant in a mean way.

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks 3 роки тому +11

      Trump is the biggest snowflake ever. He's obsessed with how special he thinks he is, and he's incredible fragile-the quintessence of the "can dish it out, but can't take it" mindset.

  • @psleep4255
    @psleep4255 3 роки тому +1

    Omg. You’re the best. You got me through the last 4 years. You made me laugh when all I could do was scream at NPR every time T**** spoke. I’ve mastered the art of quickly turning off my radio or TV with lightening speed. It’ll be nice to watch the news without the remote in my hand. ❤️🙌🏻🙏🏻

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 3 роки тому +3

    "We don't mean it that way."
    Yes, we do.

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 3 роки тому +43

    Can't wait for common sense to officially come back on January 20th

    • @alecnolastname4362
      @alecnolastname4362 3 роки тому +1

      @PickingNamesSux yeah I really don’t see how Joe Biden has anything to do with common sense...
      Please for the love of everything that is good, stop electing senile old people into office.
      - sincerely
      The rest of the world, well maybe not china or russia. But yeah you know what I meen.

  • @k3nny111
    @k3nny111 3 роки тому +10

    "T****" Damn, I love it. I really hope that's becoming a thing.

  • @brianford5180
    @brianford5180 3 роки тому

    I MUST be breaking laughter decibel records!!!!! Colbert n crew have saved my sanity!

  • @junerdz
    @junerdz 3 роки тому +4

    Has anybody else noticed that Stephen has been looking much more cheerful since the election?

  • @johnnycarrillo2403
    @johnnycarrillo2403 3 роки тому +27

    Do the words negligent homicide mean anything to anybody

    • @aetch77
      @aetch77 3 роки тому +2

      Negligent genocide? Crimes against humanity?

  • @WeaselJCD
    @WeaselJCD 3 роки тому +11

    Stephen is the only late night show host who can pull off this new post COVID/no live audience format. His timing and jokes are spot on. He still is one of the best out there!

    • @shiindaisuke3159
      @shiindaisuke3159 Рік тому

      @WeaselJCD Agreed. He's also far more balanced when he roasts people with his jokes. He doesn't play favorites even with his favorites. Contrary to what some might claim of him. I like that about him. He's also fair in regards to being honest about people he doesn't like. He doesn't just lash out like some comedians. He'll even defend people he doesn't like provided it's factual, & justified. He's good people as the saying goes.

  • @chrisriceco
    @chrisriceco 3 роки тому +1

    The spray bottle is my favorite! Get outta' here! Get!

  • @James7Bond007
    @James7Bond007 3 роки тому

    "...and the landslide brought you down!" - I love it!!!

  • @willowmoon5063
    @willowmoon5063 3 роки тому +4

    We had 80 degree weather a week ago, my family and I had Thanksgiving outside. Social distance, bonfire, each brought our own favorite meals. Lol! It was weird, it was fun and something we won't forget. I'm blessed to have had the opportunity to do it with my family. Now actual Thanksgiving day is all for me to relax.

  • @jamesfrank3213
    @jamesfrank3213 3 роки тому +54

    T**** is how we should refer to T***** from here on out forever....No library, no documentaries, nothing.

    • @darrenbent7601
      @darrenbent7601 3 роки тому

      And what is that Hotel that used to live in again...? I've forgotten the name of that one too.

    • @Chris.Pontius
      @Chris.Pontius 3 роки тому +3

      No. This, like the 2nd WW should never be forgotten. Learn from your mistakes America.

    • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
      @darthknightwingphoenix2081 3 роки тому

      @@Chris.Pontius agreed!

    • @dryboneskirby
      @dryboneskirby 3 роки тому +1

      @@Chris.Pontius Gotta agree with you on this one chief

    • @fritzfiedler1807
      @fritzfiedler1807 3 роки тому +1

      In my father's time and people, it was considered a sin to dignify evil. The names of terrible people would be spoken in a code. I never heard my father say Adolf's name: he called him the "little shite". So T**** in my view is just fine. Peace

  • @dentarthurdent42
    @dentarthurdent42 3 роки тому +9

    Trumpy Dumpy sat on a wall
    Trumpy Dumpy had a great fall
    All the king's horses and all the king's men
    Couldn't put Trumpy together again

    • @fanatamon
      @fanatamon 3 роки тому +1

      Hes all over the place like a madmans shit.

  • @enmay8841
    @enmay8841 3 роки тому

    the hostage demands...HILARIOUS!!!!! I'm DEAD

  • @Shastaphirre
    @Shastaphirre 3 роки тому +71

    Wait so Trump hasn't attended a task force meeting since his failure of a rally on June 17?

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 роки тому +14

      He was working on his healthcare plan!
      The bigliest healthcare plan.

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 3 роки тому +1

      @@telectronix1368 Watching from NZ - why would New York not get vaccine - I know Trump has no respect for the Governor - but surely he can't just with hold it. - or are they accessing from other source. Thanks.

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 3 роки тому +9

      @@telectronix1368 Ah yes, the health care plan he announced would be ready by the end of July. Sorry, August. Sorry, September. Sorry, October. Sorry, before the election...
      Well, I guess it got held up while it was rounding all those corners.

    • @Kaotiqua
      @Kaotiqua 3 роки тому +2

      @@joanne4758 He actually can't. He's just grand-standing and being a loudmouth bully, as usual.

    • @GarthTheDestroyer
      @GarthTheDestroyer 3 роки тому +1

      Guess not. But let's be real here, would his presence have had any meaningful impact on those meetings?

  • @GoGreen1977
    @GoGreen1977 3 роки тому +39

    "We may have policy differences...?" There are lot more differences between Trump and cronies and Biden and his advisors, like honor, decency, integrity, intelligence, and respect for our Constitution and Presidential norms and traditions.

    • @OkamiRose
      @OkamiRose 3 роки тому +1

      @@hieronymusbusch6118 ... *sigh*.

    • @kathyellis6533
      @kathyellis6533 3 роки тому +1

      @@hieronymusbusch6118 Bott

  • @williamdavis8855
    @williamdavis8855 3 роки тому +1

    Genius show.. Comedic timing was impeccable!! 😂

  • @pstomlinson1
    @pstomlinson1 3 роки тому +3

    "Break out your blender. We recommend a bottle of bourbon and a pint of fudge brownie ice cream to make what we called... breakfast."
    I feel personally called out.

  • @flybefree
    @flybefree 3 роки тому +16

    Australia had 25 new Covid cases last week. That’s like the USA having 320 new cases. National leadership matters.

    • @lindajude6505
      @lindajude6505 3 роки тому +1

      And the toilet paper is flying off the shelves again... we take this shit seriously man 🙂

    • @HobertMallow
      @HobertMallow 3 роки тому

      Not to defend Trump, but it's basically summer in Australia. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to compare it to the US right now.

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 3 роки тому

      @@HobertMallow it's hot in Florida too but we still have rising cases so maybe Trump just sucks

    • @HobertMallow
      @HobertMallow 3 роки тому

      @@athenajaxon2397 Trump definitely sucks, but we can't compare oranges to apples, otherwise we are no better than his supporters.

    • @flybefree
      @flybefree 3 роки тому

      @@HobertMallow That's worse because Trump has had months to prepare for the US winter. Covid hit at the start of the Australian winter when there was very little known about it and we were caught totally unprepared with PPE, testing, public education etc. Trump's response has been sub-standard and there have been thousands of unnecessary deaths because of it.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 роки тому +153

    Anyone else notice the change in Trump's hair? It went from gold to silver because he came in second!

    • @shieh.4743
      @shieh.4743 3 роки тому +6

      😆😆😆😆

    • @ryuuwyvern90
      @ryuuwyvern90 3 роки тому +3

      Amazing comment!

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 3 роки тому +3

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @charlesdemarest1171
      @charlesdemarest1171 3 роки тому +12

      He's still got the bronze on his face as well.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 3 роки тому +4

      You absolutely fcking demolished him

  • @chrisralston2654
    @chrisralston2654 3 роки тому +1

    That was a great monologue! Thank you!

  • @isturma
    @isturma 3 роки тому +11

    Whoever on your staff started censoring the word "T****" and mosaiced his face in this vid, needs an award. You are doing God's work.

    • @tedunguent156
      @tedunguent156 3 роки тому

      Colbert's child-like audience is easily amused and mislead.

    • @isturma
      @isturma 3 роки тому

      @@tedunguent156 *misled. Easy mistake by someone who lacks education.

  • @Kaotiqua
    @Kaotiqua 3 роки тому +58

    If I wanna see a giant inter-generational cluster, I look at the White House.

    • @msannthrope_2049
      @msannthrope_2049 3 роки тому +2

      🔥🔥🔥💯👍

    • @alisonfriedman5288
      @alisonfriedman5288 3 роки тому

      That’s very true! Although in all honesty, the number of people at the White House (including those that come to attend rose garden events) isn’t even a fraction of the Times Square crowd on NYE

  • @uneedatray
    @uneedatray 3 роки тому +61

    " There's a complete 'Vacuum' of leadership, and not just because the President 'Sucks' " Saw what you did there 😃

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks! That pun slipped completely by me.

    • @juacey
      @juacey 3 роки тому +2

      Huh...I just saw that

    • @WoodysAR
      @WoodysAR 3 роки тому +3

      oh! LOL _I knew that..._

  • @-Hunter240x
    @-Hunter240x 3 роки тому

    "And a Landslide brought you down" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😃😃😀😀😁😁

  • @spaceman9599
    @spaceman9599 3 роки тому +1

    Where were all those 'Stop the Count' chanters back when we needed them, i.e. Mediaeval Transylvania?!

  • @reforest4fertility
    @reforest4fertility 3 роки тому +12

    Stephen, it's called criminal negligence. Crimes of omission, the ones most overlooked.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 роки тому +62

    The electorate have spoken. When will Little Donny learn that no means no?

    • @mipoorboy1478
      @mipoorboy1478 3 роки тому +7

      He never will. This www.loser.com will be crying about this election till the day he dies. He truly is one of the worst people ever. Everyday he keeps Biden’s transition team from the Covid information, you know-the one he never goes and sees, is another day that they have to work on it. Where is the outrage??? When someone does in those transition days that Trump has freaking stolen, he should be held accountable.

    • @mactire6045
      @mactire6045 3 роки тому +9

      He has learned. He knows he lost. He is just running a fundraising scam and getting his followers riled up for whatever he does after. Probably a far right wing TV network.

    • @edgy_username
      @edgy_username 3 роки тому +4

      Just ask his previous wives that question.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 3 роки тому +1

      @@hotpursuit176
      Practice what you preach troll

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 3 роки тому

      December 14th, unfortunately

  • @anjiharrell6175
    @anjiharrell6175 3 роки тому +2

    I seriously can not love this enough! 🥰❤️❣️💞💓💗💖💝