Lambo was probably the greatest person I ever met. I remember one time he baptized me while saving a cat with his hot instagram model gf. He was truly the best of us RIP
Lambo lala once gifted me 10 million gil and 2000 dollars, most generous man I ever met. Robert drove me once to the airport and we had a tearful talk about Lambo. Rebecca told me a lot about Lambo and it moved me to tears telling me about how awesome Lambo was in bed. Truly an inspiration.
Lambo will be missed greatly. Truly a man amongst men. One time he carried me through DSR, solo, and then paid me $20k for it "just to help me out". Truly a legend
I was like this as a kid. I had really low self esteem and would make a bunch of stuff up about myself because i truly believed there was nothing about me anyone would like or find interesting. So I'd just make up all these tall tales of these amazing adventures id go on and embellish everything. I mean i never faked my death or pretended i was in the mob though lmao. But i bet this dude is similar. Hates himself irl so he needs to make up a life and then he faked his death to see if anyone cared.
Lambo Lala reminds me of an anime : Reborn! or also known as Katekyo Hitman Reborn! It’s about succession to a mafia family and Lambo is one of the character.
That is insane! I once upon a time when I was 16 acted out as a girl in the mmo city of villain’s, I ,flirted with a boy and made up the wildest stories but at the point where I bamboozled him into buying me a new expensive ps2 controller and send it to a PO Box. I knew that it went way beyond funny….. I could not bring myself to admit the truth to him, so I just vanished and deleted all things that we had contact on! This is what low confidence and self worth make u do… just to get attention…
I remember this guy who I assume was obsessed with harem-type anime because several 'girls' (a cousin, his sister, close friend) at several points 'stole his phone' to talk to us on discord and say how they adore him and how awesome he is (he 'worked at Square Enix' btw xD). At some point he got less popular because new people arrived and suddenly his 'cousin' emerges to tell us he had an accident and is worried. And just like 'Robert' using "uhmm..." and "......" to indicate they're processing thoughts and speaking slowly lol. Some did buy it but some of us where like 'dude, why do you not just speak to his family and not a bunch of people on a discord server that can't do anything about it?'. Those who believed didn't necessarily realized that this was clearly a lie but nonetheless were like "Yeah go talk to his family so they can help!" so they just left lol
I actually knew Lambo irl and he was the greatest, most charitable person I've known. He once gave me a house and a car so I could turn my life around. Love the guy
Let's relax, 5'7" is scientifically the perfect male height. Says so in God's testament, and I'm pretty sure Yoshi P. also said this in a developer blog.
That this game can engender such creativity, is truly breathtaking! My own attempts at RP pale in comparison, LOL! Oh, it was really cool to attend your reading in-game!
I really feel bad for people that have to make up so many scenarios. I wonder if it’s a side effect of being alone all the time, if so, I really need to start not to be such a recluse.
Omg this story has to be my most favorite one ! Lol, i needed this so much from studying anataomy lol. I feel so sorry op being locked in that house having on taht dumped on them lmao
I just want to throw it out there to not immediately fully doubt someone logging into someone's account to pass the news. I told my brother to do that for me if I should suddenly perish. I grown close to my FC family and dread the idea that they should think I randomly abandoned them without warning or word.
Why did the OP waste her time snooping around in all of this nonsense... Could have just ignored that wierdo and FaRmEd RuBiCaNtE a million times for the mount to drop and lose to a 96 roll like me :DDDD
I wasn't close with them but I had a mutual friend's discord account be controlled by their mother to message friends in a discord server that they had passed away. To let them know that the people they played with in the discord were people that meant a lot to them. It's insulting seeing Lambo's stupid attempt for attention in this manner.
I was laughing so hard with that XD. More of a funny story over a drama story XD. He could be that kid who was bullied at school, didnt have friends and was trying to have more attention because he was feeling alone game. we might never know the real reason.
This story reminds me of a guy I used to play with on a different MMO. OP had Lambo Lala, and our guild had Jaja Joe; his nickname due to him being from Puerto Rico, and whenever he laughed in chat, he would say, "Jajajaja." Overall, he was a nice guy, but oh my god, the amount of pure bollocks that came out of his mouth at times was just so silly. Never went as far as to fake his own death, but he would disappear for a week or two and come back with crazy stories how he'd met a group of female Australian college students when he was on vacation, and then showed us all the pictures. These pictures we're blatantly taken off something like 'Girls Gone Wild.' It was blatantly a load of shit - everyone in the guild knew it - but we used to humour him anyway, more so just to keep the peace rather than anything. I think he eventually got banned from the game for RMTing. Some people are people pleasers. They will spout shit that they think will impress you and that it'll get them into your good graces. I have never been interested in locker room chat because it's all just thinly veiled misogyny, but some people genuinely think that's how guys make friends with other guys on MMOs.
No joke, I knew someone like this in Ragnarok Online, another in Maple Story, and one last one in Warframe. Just completel absurd people that clearly, desperately wanted attention.. That said, Lambo Lala is a fucking great name.
He sounds like a classic pathological liar, lie upon lie to make up for what they feel is a inferior life using these crazy stories of drugs or his latest conquests as a way to get the attention he so desperately wanted.
Ok hold up. I'm 5'6- 5'7 on a good day. Very few ppl are taller than me most ppl are the same height or shorter. Let's just make that clear. 😤 That aside...wtf is this story lmfao 🤣
Sounds like my old FC leader I knew in Tonberry. How she pretended to be a girl the entire time, using voice changing mods during voice calls and trying to gaslight me at the time when I joined FF14 for the first time, trying to get me to be one of the officers for the FC and gaslight me up to becoming the manager for the FC's upcoming RP events weekly. all up until she faked her death, logs back on pretending to be the "Older Brother" of the account owner, tells us the fc crew that his younger sister has just passed away "last night" and so he will be taking over the account. I was kinda like that Op of the story where it just felt really sus.
didn't happen in game, but there was a kid in my high school who faked having cancer. it went on for mooonths where he would shave all of his hair off and act sick all the time. had a girlfriend and everything that was convinced. we found out it was fake when his mom got a call from school, cus she showed up to make a scene and take him home. the messed up part is one of the math teachers had a son (age 5-8 range) who ACTUALLY had cancer. so when he found out, he literally wanted to fight that kid who faked it, he was so upset.
People from the FC probably knew that he was bluffing from the start and just rode along his trip but secretly makes fun of him. OP's too kind that she still wants to know the truth. XD
I've had something similar happen some years ago back when I was still on Balmung before Stormblood dropped. Wasn't an FC member but a member of the FC with the house next to ours and it bled into some of my friend circles both in game and over discord. No idea if it was true or not, personally I don't believe it but someone claiming to be the person's rl sister logged into their discord account and made a group chat with basically their entire friend list and said the guy died and posted all sorts of information including an obituary, but no one had ever seen the person before so wasn't able to make any decisions one way or another based on it. The entire thing just felt fake and made up.
Had a guy in Aion that faked his death because a woman in my guild wouldn't pay him enough attention. It was BAD, and at the end he finally admitted he faked it all. UGH
if i died, gave my login info to my friend, and they instantly won a mansion after I've lost the lotto for one 3 times, I'd be one pissed off ghost LOL edit: also how is the gf gonna say ppl insulted her calling her names when she was young when she's deaf? i mean unless it was caused by trauma later in life
They had screenshots and I saw it all and was shocked myself. Also their name is not actually Lambo Lala in game its similar to that. It's (something expensive) Lala.
honestly idk how people can't pick up on obvious talking patterns. when i had a stalker i knew it was the guy purely just how he typed, it was easy to put 2 and 2 together.
What if Lambo wasn't the liar.. What if it was the one who sent in the story to Pathra... what if Pathra is the liar and she just made everything up... what if you are a liar 👇
I've encountered someone who wanted to show off maturity by faking having a gamer wife, to a guild of a cutesy anime game where most players were just teens or young adults. He used a voice changer to record a slew of words and short sentences onto a soundboard then played them on his fake wife's Ventrilo account (this was a long time ago) when talking to guildies in voice chat. When asked why his "wife" sounded kinda manly, he responded that she was transgender. But he would sometimes mis-click the soundboard so that recorded sounds would overlap each other lol. It didn't take long before most guildies caught on that he was faking his wife, and stopped talking to him in game or on Ventrilo, without telling him why. Eventually he went quiet and one day, his "wife" wrote to us in game that the guy died in a traffic accident, and linked to us a news channel video of a fatal car accident that happened on the same day. Problem was, the accident happened in a city a few time zones away from where the couple said they live in. We pointed that discrepancy out to the "wife" and she went furious, cussed a lot, accused us of showing no sympathy (which was totally out of "her" character), then left the guild.
To be fair .. when my boyfriend passed away in real life I did login to his FF account a couple days later to let his friends know he had passed. Just a few that were not mutual. But ya this story is full of crap LOL.
I had long conversations with Lambo they were super entertaining and lots of times me and Lambo would just f around in ff14 not doing serious things and not worrying at all about grinding for mounts and that kind of things.
Sounds like someone who doesn't have any self esteem and made up a life he wished he had. And when it didn't work out he made up this sad story to get people to respond and it still didn't work so he vanished. It's sad, to be honest. You must have a really sad life to act like that.
Anybody who wants to tell you about their "conquests" is either a liar or a weirdo. I'm a full blown nerd now, hardly leave my room but I lived like a drug addicted, vagrant rockstar for 20 years and when people at work say stuff like this to me because they think I have never left the house it makes me cringe so bad. "Yeah, sure ya did buddy. Yeah sure she did mate. wow so cool."
Sounds like the fc knew to ignore him bc he’s a liar but this woman that wrote the story decided to become obsessed and ramble off in a story repeating the same things unnecessarily.
um ok this isnt lambo lala this is robert i fucking miss you lambo excuse my language... long story short rip i am truly sorry PS the funeral was interesting and expensive lambo was very rich you folks missed out
Lambo was probably the greatest person I ever met. I remember one time he baptized me while saving a cat with his hot instagram model gf. He was truly the best of us RIP
Lambo lala once gifted me 10 million gil and 2000 dollars, most generous man I ever met. Robert drove me once to the airport and we had a tearful talk about Lambo. Rebecca told me a lot about Lambo and it moved me to tears telling me about how awesome Lambo was in bed. Truly an inspiration.
Lalafells.... Either really wholesome or really money obsessed or criminal.
Why not both?
Lambo will be missed greatly. Truly a man amongst men. One time he carried me through DSR, solo, and then paid me $20k for it "just to help me out". Truly a legend
My dude gave himself an in-game Eulogy 🤣
HAHAHA, the turks theme music is such a beautiful TOUCH!! Haaaaaaaaaaa!!
Great job on the story and music!
I was like this as a kid. I had really low self esteem and would make a bunch of stuff up about myself because i truly believed there was nothing about me anyone would like or find interesting. So I'd just make up all these tall tales of these amazing adventures id go on and embellish everything.
I mean i never faked my death or pretended i was in the mob though lmao. But i bet this dude is similar. Hates himself irl so he needs to make up a life and then he faked his death to see if anyone cared.
This story is one of the best I've ever heard lol, went through a rollacoaster of emotions 😂 great job!
This kid watched way to many Gangster movies. He lives in it.
Lambo Lala reminds me of an anime : Reborn! or also known as Katekyo Hitman Reborn! It’s about succession to a mafia family and Lambo is one of the character.
I was listening to this while playing Void Ark. Now whenever I play that raid I think lambo….
That is insane! I once upon a time when I was 16 acted out as a girl in the mmo city of villain’s, I ,flirted with a boy and made up the wildest stories but at the point where I bamboozled him into buying me a new expensive ps2 controller and send it to a PO Box. I knew that it went way beyond funny….. I could not bring myself to admit the truth to him, so I just vanished and deleted all things that we had contact on! This is what low confidence and self worth make u do… just to get attention…
The music changing to the Slums FF7 music was the best.
The Turks music is bad ass!
I remember this guy who I assume was obsessed with harem-type anime because several 'girls' (a cousin, his sister, close friend) at several points 'stole his phone' to talk to us on discord and say how they adore him and how awesome he is (he 'worked at Square Enix' btw xD). At some point he got less popular because new people arrived and suddenly his 'cousin' emerges to tell us he had an accident and is worried. And just like 'Robert' using "uhmm..." and "......" to indicate they're processing thoughts and speaking slowly lol. Some did buy it but some of us where like 'dude, why do you not just speak to his family and not a bunch of people on a discord server that can't do anything about it?'. Those who believed didn't necessarily realized that this was clearly a lie but nonetheless were like "Yeah go talk to his family so they can help!" so they just left lol
He took RP to a whole new level!!!!
I actually knew Lambo irl and he was the greatest, most charitable person I've known. He once gave me a house and a car so I could turn my life around. Love the guy
Let's relax, 5'7" is scientifically the perfect male height. Says so in God's testament, and I'm pretty sure Yoshi P. also said this in a developer blog.
OP your FC members are...uh...something...
Mi compa el alucín.
What a lovely story
That this game can engender such creativity, is truly breathtaking! My own attempts at RP pale in comparison, LOL! Oh, it was really cool to attend your reading in-game!
I really feel bad for people that have to make up so many scenarios. I wonder if it’s a side effect of being alone all the time, if so, I really need to start not to be such a recluse.
OKAY WAIT... Is this one massive hitman reborn reference?
Don’t gotta be a detective to know that it was all bs 😂
Omg this story has to be my most favorite one ! Lol, i needed this so much from studying anataomy lol. I feel so sorry op being locked in that house having on taht dumped on them lmao
4:00 Look, as a Bong myself. There is nothing wrong with Bongs. Thank you. Moving on.,
Yea OP was just describing the photos he had sent in public discords and not to close mutuals
@@pathra *casually sniffs a line*
i like how you changed your voice for Robert's parts, so good!!! 😂
This story is hilarious but I hate to think of what kind of manipulation this guy is up to irl.
Lalafel either crazy weird worst players or wholesome pro players, there is no middle line
wtf... my bullshit senses were tingling very early on and it just kept going....
Allot of people I’ve ran into apparently like playing with people in ffxiv like this Lambo guy. Crazy stuff. Seemed like he wanted allot of attention.
Hahahahah, omg this is my favorite one ever. RIP Lambo
this was prolly best story ever ohmyyy 😂
What DC do I need to join to experience these things? I think I may have joined the most sane FC in the game lmao
Lol same :) I've never encounter any of these things lmao
That story was so juicy
Wait a Lalafell rolled up to the club in a Lamborghini?! 😂
I just want to throw it out there to not immediately fully doubt someone logging into someone's account to pass the news. I told my brother to do that for me if I should suddenly perish. I grown close to my FC family and dread the idea that they should think I randomly abandoned them without warning or word.
Definitely do the different voices more 😂
I knew someone exactly like this and I was a fool to trust a sentence came from their mouth yikess
Why did the OP waste her time snooping around in all of this nonsense... Could have just ignored that wierdo and FaRmEd RuBiCaNtE a million times for the mount to drop and lose to a 96 roll like me :DDDD
this is the funniest story so far oh my god
The music in the background was so funny xD
I wasn't close with them but I had a mutual friend's discord account be controlled by their mother to message friends in a discord server that they had passed away. To let them know that the people they played with in the discord were people that meant a lot to them.
It's insulting seeing Lambo's stupid attempt for attention in this manner.
I was laughing so hard with that XD. More of a funny story over a drama story XD. He could be that kid who was bullied at school, didnt have friends and was trying to have more attention because he was feeling alone game. we might never know the real reason.
This story reminds me of a guy I used to play with on a different MMO. OP had Lambo Lala, and our guild had Jaja Joe; his nickname due to him being from Puerto Rico, and whenever he laughed in chat, he would say, "Jajajaja."
Overall, he was a nice guy, but oh my god, the amount of pure bollocks that came out of his mouth at times was just so silly. Never went as far as to fake his own death, but he would disappear for a week or two and come back with crazy stories how he'd met a group of female Australian college students when he was on vacation, and then showed us all the pictures. These pictures we're blatantly taken off something like 'Girls Gone Wild.' It was blatantly a load of shit - everyone in the guild knew it - but we used to humour him anyway, more so just to keep the peace rather than anything.
I think he eventually got banned from the game for RMTing.
Some people are people pleasers. They will spout shit that they think will impress you and that it'll get them into your good graces. I have never been interested in locker room chat because it's all just thinly veiled misogyny, but some people genuinely think that's how guys make friends with other guys on MMOs.
Nah this is insane 💀💀
No joke, I knew someone like this in Ragnarok Online, another in Maple Story, and one last one in Warframe. Just completel absurd people that clearly, desperately wanted attention.. That said, Lambo Lala is a fucking great name.
He sounds like a classic pathological liar, lie upon lie to make up for what they feel is a inferior life using these crazy stories of drugs or his latest conquests as a way to get the attention he so desperately wanted.
Ok hold up. I'm 5'6- 5'7 on a good day. Very few ppl are taller than me most ppl are the same height or shorter. Let's just make that clear. 😤
That aside...wtf is this story lmfao 🤣
Proves once again lalas are either really sweet or completely crazy.
Sounds like my old FC leader I knew in Tonberry. How she pretended to be a girl the entire time, using voice changing mods during voice calls and trying to gaslight me at the time when I joined FF14 for the first time, trying to get me to be one of the officers for the FC and gaslight me up to becoming the manager for the FC's upcoming RP events weekly. all up until she faked her death, logs back on pretending to be the "Older Brother" of the account owner, tells us the fc crew that his younger sister has just passed away "last night" and so he will be taking over the account. I was kinda like that Op of the story where it just felt really sus.
The Turks theme this time!? Okay I see you
Lambo is now my spirit animal.
Sad fact that theirs people really out there like this.
needed popcorn for this one
*opens fc window, kicks Lambo. Add to blacklist... *
Funny story.
At the beginning I was confused and at the end I was just like at the beginning but cringing.
It feels like I just speedran a one man soap opera. 😨 Even in scifi/fantasy, believability is important.
Thats how Mafia works.
what a load of baloney. We'll need the Heavy weapons guy to confirm this grade a pure baloney, as it's perfect fuel for killing such tiny cowards
this story made me cringe real hard... Why would he do this? its WAY too weird for it to be normal behaviour...
"I hope you're all happy. You've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living... by showing me how bad my funeral will suck." ~Bender
didn't happen in game, but there was a kid in my high school who faked having cancer. it went on for mooonths where he would shave all of his hair off and act sick all the time. had a girlfriend and everything that was convinced. we found out it was fake when his mom got a call from school, cus she showed up to make a scene and take him home. the messed up part is one of the math teachers had a son (age 5-8 range) who ACTUALLY had cancer. so when he found out, he literally wanted to fight that kid who faked it, he was so upset.
People from the FC probably knew that he was bluffing from the start and just rode along his trip but secretly makes fun of him. OP's too kind that she still wants to know the truth. XD
Lambo gotta be Eric Cartman
I've had something similar happen some years ago back when I was still on Balmung before Stormblood dropped. Wasn't an FC member but a member of the FC with the house next to ours and it bled into some of my friend circles both in game and over discord. No idea if it was true or not, personally I don't believe it but someone claiming to be the person's rl sister logged into their discord account and made a group chat with basically their entire friend list and said the guy died and posted all sorts of information including an obituary, but no one had ever seen the person before so wasn't able to make any decisions one way or another based on it. The entire thing just felt fake and made up.
The saga of Lambo Lala.
the crazy part is the OP was Lambo all along he was dual boxing!
Had a guy in Aion that faked his death because a woman in my guild wouldn't pay him enough attention. It was BAD, and at the end he finally admitted he faked it all. UGH
if i died, gave my login info to my friend, and they instantly won a mansion after I've lost the lotto for one 3 times, I'd be one pissed off ghost LOL
edit: also how is the gf gonna say ppl insulted her calling her names when she was young when she's deaf? i mean unless it was caused by trauma later in life
I think this is all made up, and the person behind Lambo is just doing Savage tier RP.
They had screenshots and I saw it all and was shocked myself. Also their name is not actually Lambo Lala in game its similar to that. It's (something expensive) Lala.
honestly idk how people can't pick up on obvious talking patterns. when i had a stalker i knew it was the guy purely just how he typed, it was easy to put 2 and 2 together.
My first time listening to this one, but i've heard tales of this Lambo person.
What if Lambo wasn't the liar.. What if it was the one who sent in the story to Pathra... what if Pathra is the liar and she just made everything up... what if you are a liar 👇
I've encountered someone who wanted to show off maturity by faking having a gamer wife, to a guild of a cutesy anime game where most players were just teens or young adults. He used a voice changer to record a slew of words and short sentences onto a soundboard then played them on his fake wife's Ventrilo account (this was a long time ago) when talking to guildies in voice chat. When asked why his "wife" sounded kinda manly, he responded that she was transgender. But he would sometimes mis-click the soundboard so that recorded sounds would overlap each other lol. It didn't take long before most guildies caught on that he was faking his wife, and stopped talking to him in game or on Ventrilo, without telling him why. Eventually he went quiet and one day, his "wife" wrote to us in game that the guy died in a traffic accident, and linked to us a news channel video of a fatal car accident that happened on the same day. Problem was, the accident happened in a city a few time zones away from where the couple said they live in. We pointed that discrepancy out to the "wife" and she went furious, cussed a lot, accused us of showing no sympathy (which was totally out of "her" character), then left the guild.
Lmao thats wild
Same ! Lol i would be dying from the cringe from this guy.
Pretty sure i seen Lambo on Dr. Phil
Not Lambo!!! No he was going to marry my daughter when she bexame of age! Our family would of been royalty! 😢
How did Rebecca hear the insults if she's deaf?
Wimbo wambo get in my Lambo!
To be fair .. when my boyfriend passed away in real life I did login to his FF account a couple days later to let his friends know he had passed. Just a few that were not mutual. But ya this story is full of crap LOL.
Huhhhh
This is some next level rp lmao
Bro just involved the whole guild into his RP world lol
I had long conversations with Lambo they were super entertaining and lots of times me and Lambo would just f around in ff14 not doing serious things and not worrying at all about grinding for mounts and that kind of things.
The LalaFather... hahaaaa omg wth is this
Sounds like someone who doesn't have any self esteem and made up a life he wished he had. And when it didn't work out he made up this sad story to get people to respond and it still didn't work so he vanished. It's sad, to be honest. You must have a really sad life to act like that.
This story reminds me of the MsScribe story lol
Anybody who wants to tell you about their "conquests" is either a liar or a weirdo. I'm a full blown nerd now, hardly leave my room but I lived like a drug addicted, vagrant rockstar for 20 years and when people at work say stuff like this to me because they think I have never left the house it makes me cringe so bad. "Yeah, sure ya did buddy. Yeah sure she did mate. wow so cool."
Sounds like the fc knew to ignore him bc he’s a liar but this woman that wrote the story decided to become obsessed and ramble off in a story repeating the same things unnecessarily.
C R I N G E
OP sounds like a hater 😂😂
I have not cringed this hard from a drama story in all of my life. Well read, Pathra, but goodness.
um ok this isnt lambo lala this is robert i fucking miss you lambo excuse my language... long story short rip i am truly sorry PS the funeral was interesting and expensive lambo was very rich you folks missed out
Lambo on Wall Street
First
Funny Story.
Second
Did coke with this guy once. Paid for the whole thing and even gave me an extra $2k on top. RIP
Cringe!!
Person who wrote this letter sure is jealous it sounds like.