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  • @nicholemccann5630
    @nicholemccann5630 6 місяців тому +1713

    "Tulsi, being a good Hawaiian, knows how to roast a pig" had me ROLLING

    • @KorDawg91
      @KorDawg91 6 місяців тому +22

      Right lol

    • @Doomchild2XL
      @Doomchild2XL 6 місяців тому +24

      Quote of the day for sure! 😅

    • @Shermfromjackson
      @Shermfromjackson 6 місяців тому +10

      I guess back the blue means nothing.

    • @IRLtrolls
      @IRLtrolls 6 місяців тому +3

      That was slick

    • @timbentle
      @timbentle 6 місяців тому +15

      Lmao! Tulsi is so bad ass, a protector of the constitution and so sexy good looking, woof! I'm very pleased she is a Republican now. I wish she was going to be vice president.

  • @chrisbarron8282
    @chrisbarron8282 6 місяців тому +6560

    Trump on JRE

    • @Jordan-sy7my
      @Jordan-sy7my 6 місяців тому +147

      More controversial than Alex Jones

    • @robertstewart7150
      @robertstewart7150 6 місяців тому +98

      Malice for President

    • @Panda-kv1lk
      @Panda-kv1lk 6 місяців тому +172

      And then surprise appearance on Kill Tony!

    • @TinasTacoz
      @TinasTacoz 6 місяців тому +5

      Chisholm James on JRE

    • @lonestaronestar1845
      @lonestaronestar1845 6 місяців тому +75

      I would actually like to see a long form conversation with him and Trump. Or Lex and Trump would be better

  • @owlpp3373
    @owlpp3373 6 місяців тому +535

    This guy is funnier than comedians you have on here.

    • @Scientist_Salarian
      @Scientist_Salarian 6 місяців тому +23

      Go listen to his appearance on Andrew Schultz’s podcast from a month or two ago. Someone of the funniest, quickest stuff out there.

    • @rootiyriddle636
      @rootiyriddle636 6 місяців тому +4

      got to love when idiots who never have done drugs tell you how drugs make you feel

    • @troll_kin9456
      @troll_kin9456 6 місяців тому +60

      "If everyone thought like me, there'd be no murders, no robberies, and very few rapes"
      ~Michael Malice

    • @blackdynamite_5470
      @blackdynamite_5470 6 місяців тому +5

      "I'm funnier than Joe Rogan"
      ~Jack The Ripper

    • @leetskeet4476
      @leetskeet4476 6 місяців тому +19

      @@rootiyriddle636 "Idiots who never have done drugs" is a hysterical statement. lol lmao even

  • @tracey1157
    @tracey1157 6 місяців тому +274

    Malice on Rogan is ALWAYS a must watch! The 3 phases of wine Mom was just perfect 😅

    • @elliottstevens8564
      @elliottstevens8564 5 місяців тому +3

      It was perfect. And brilliant. And perfectly brilliant. And funny as hell!!!! 😅😅😅

    • @RonGoodman-jz8jv
      @RonGoodman-jz8jv 5 місяців тому

      ROGAN A CLOSET COMMUNIST - WHAT A POS

    • @tubernatour
      @tubernatour 5 місяців тому +2

      Malice is so overrated. Pseudo-intellectual

    • @misc_channels-po6rh
      @misc_channels-po6rh 5 місяців тому +2

      But why do so many of them have such an interest with satanic weird stuff?

    • @spiritedthinker2323
      @spiritedthinker2323 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@tubernatour continue, construct your argument and see if it holds up to scrutiny. Otherwise "that's just like, your opinion, man"

  • @Heike--
    @Heike-- 6 місяців тому +174

    "The battle is won when the average corporate journalist is regarded in the same way as the average tobacco executive. They have a job; they're promoting their product; their product is cancerous and deadly; they're often bright people; they're often good people; but beware of what it is they're selling you."
    -- Micheal Malice

    • @LittleSis28
      @LittleSis28 6 місяців тому +6

      That should be the inside cover of his new book.

    • @deedub0617
      @deedub0617 12 днів тому

      Quite an ironic comment underneath a Joe Rogan video...

    • @Heike--
      @Heike-- 12 днів тому +1

      @@deedub0617 Rogan isn't a corporate journalist, which is why the media hates him so much and lies and claims he's a neo-nazi. He's a danger to power, which is exactly what an independent journalist should be.

  • @dabbernaffyjones4063
    @dabbernaffyjones4063 6 місяців тому +3260

    Get Julian Assange on here

    • @Jcrump18
      @Jcrump18 6 місяців тому +118

      dude....i 100% guarantee you he is done with public life, done with his past life. hes not gona be on anything or talk about anything ever. maybe a book on his death bed

    • @zorintoto1167
      @zorintoto1167 6 місяців тому +67

      He is tired , he should be resting and be at peace

    • @Circuses
      @Circuses 6 місяців тому +49

      Give Assange a break.

    • @GordonCaledonia
      @GordonCaledonia 6 місяців тому +15

      So that Assange can incriminate himself?! LOL! Nothing stopping Assange starting his own YT chan.

    • @theblueprint768
      @theblueprint768 6 місяців тому +4

      I bet my life Joe wouldn’t have him on or maybe anyone on UA-cam.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 6 місяців тому +1478

    Slightly melted Jeremy Renner is making some valid points here.

    • @User87_
      @User87_ 6 місяців тому +15

      sNOw cat I mean cap

    • @missbeehavin9614
      @missbeehavin9614 6 місяців тому +22

      He does remindme.of Renner!!

    • @sergiootero5904
      @sergiootero5904 6 місяців тому +12

      🤣

    • @tallndorky
      @tallndorky 6 місяців тому +17

      He changed his name when he was squished down to pocket size.

    • @MagnusGalactusOG
      @MagnusGalactusOG 6 місяців тому +32

      Nobody is going to fight a war over Dems or Reps. 🚫 There will not be a civil war.
      Stress is far more likely to take you out than any doomsday scenario.
      Just do your preps and live your life. Do your best and leave the rest up to God.

  • @IWubYooz
    @IWubYooz 6 місяців тому +23

    25:03 Such a beautiful interaction:
    "Do as the Japanese do."
    "I wonder how smart they really are..."
    "They're pretty smart."
    "Because people say that whales are super smart."

  • @berrtusmaximus5212
    @berrtusmaximus5212 6 місяців тому +231

    I was literally crying laughing at his “Hillary accidentally summoning the devil” bit.

    • @GLo1991
      @GLo1991 6 місяців тому +3

      I LOVED that part

    • @MichaelsImagination
      @MichaelsImagination 6 місяців тому +4

      Can you please timestamp that part? Thanks

    • @berrtusmaximus5212
      @berrtusmaximus5212 6 місяців тому +8

      @@MichaelsImagination1:25:35 - 1:26:02

    • @futurereflections4097
      @futurereflections4097 6 місяців тому +4

      Did everyone miss her “sacrificing a chicken to moloch” email?
      It wouldn’t be an accident

    • @kinbolluck476
      @kinbolluck476 3 місяці тому

      poor fishies

  • @RenegadePriest
    @RenegadePriest 6 місяців тому +699

    Never forget. After Tulsi roasted Miss Piggy, Google also banned Tulsi's campaign ads.

    • @Man-u-flex
      @Man-u-flex 6 місяців тому +46

      I love how tulsi roasted her I think trump should of made tulsi the VP

    • @janosromualdo
      @janosromualdo 6 місяців тому +4

      Really? I didn't know about this, is there some source where I can look this up?

    • @bradleybrunner5698
      @bradleybrunner5698 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@Man-u-flex I wanted it too, but Trump can't have someone better than him as VP, same with Kamala running for President.

    • @ryandoyle4344
      @ryandoyle4344 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@janosromualdodemocratic primary

    • @destynova4512
      @destynova4512 6 місяців тому +7

      @RenegadePriest Tulsi is one of the few that would get me to vote democrat. It's like they never elevate the people actual regular citizens want to be in power.

  • @jamesmainstream3112
    @jamesmainstream3112 6 місяців тому +97

    Michael Malice will forever have a spot in my heart for saying, "He should be mayor," when referencing Daniel Perry's service to his community.

    • @LTLC
      @LTLC 6 місяців тому +5

      His charges should have been 300 hours of MORE community service.

    • @carsonbos472
      @carsonbos472 5 місяців тому

      @@LTLCyooo that’s a great reference

  • @DanO1234567t
    @DanO1234567t 6 місяців тому +92

    "Did so bad on the debate he lost his job and his house" that was gold.

  • @EyeXombie
    @EyeXombie 6 місяців тому +220

    Joe went from Roseanne to con trails to missing ocean life in like 10 seconds.

    • @RumoursOfFamine
      @RumoursOfFamine 6 місяців тому +4

      He has people in his ear telling him when to change the subject

    • @CTomCooper
      @CTomCooper 6 місяців тому +11

      @@RumoursOfFamine I don’t immediately think so. It’s probably how he broadly casts a net in conversation that opens up his show to a myriad of different guests. If you’re inferring to how he maintains his sponsorships and access to major media platforms, then maybe to a degree. He’ll temper discussing controversial topics with random opinions. But when it came to the 2020 jab, he was relentless in grilling journalists who were regime sellouts who promoted getting it which anyone who was being controlled especially at that time wouldn’t have done. Rogan also maintains his own brand to the point where he has enough leverage to break apart from one contractual relationship to then look for another partnership. Tucker Carlson who surpassed Rogan in terms of viewership proved that same thing in how he conducts his media business independently. Being as outspoken as Tucker is, I’d also doubt he’s beholden to other parties in some significant way.

    • @bradleybrunner5698
      @bradleybrunner5698 6 місяців тому +5

      That is why we are here! Reminds me of drug influenced conversations in college.

    • @MissChievousRN
      @MissChievousRN 6 місяців тому +4

      No cocaine and no adderall!! Tell me you have adult adhd....😂

    • @Valstein0
      @Valstein0 6 місяців тому +4

      Is this your first JRE?

  • @Scientist_Salarian
    @Scientist_Salarian 6 місяців тому +160

    Michael Malice and Dave Smith are two of the best JRE guests, no question

    • @randyledirt1493
      @randyledirt1493 6 місяців тому +3

      Gad Saad as well

    • @markcavandish1295
      @markcavandish1295 6 місяців тому

      Correct

    • @rootiyriddle636
      @rootiyriddle636 6 місяців тому

      got to love when idiots who never have done drugs tell you how drugs make you feel

    • @Scientist_Salarian
      @Scientist_Salarian 6 місяців тому +3

      @@rootiyriddle636He was basing it off of personal observation of drug users and the recounted experience from people he knew. That was clearly stated. Pay attention for more than 4 seconds in a stretch and you might have known that.

    • @cparksaffluent
      @cparksaffluent 6 місяців тому +1

      @@randyledirt1493nah

  • @davidallemand1835
    @davidallemand1835 6 місяців тому +612

    Holy shit!!! “Tulsi, being a good Hawaiian knows how to roast a pig.” 🤣💯🤣💯🤣

    • @sthubbins4038
      @sthubbins4038 6 місяців тому +30

      Poor Tulsi. Got denied as the Dem VP, flipped all her positions 180 degrees, only to also get denied as Repub VP.
      Girl is working every street corner, but the cars just drive on by…

    • @derekzicari2181
      @derekzicari2181 6 місяців тому

      ​@@sthubbins4038derrrrrp

    • @rickwilliams967
      @rickwilliams967 6 місяців тому +12

      Probably one of the best presidential candidates in all of history. Y'all know you can write in anyone you want right? That said, even if everyone who voted, voted for her, they still wouldn't allow it. Electoral college and whatnot.

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 6 місяців тому

      Too bad they are such cowards they refuse to mention how she's a straight grifter. Went from democrat to shilling for republicans to becoming one to working for faux news. Pretty repugnant, but she was never a democrat really, she comes from a rich republican family anyways most people that knew her knew she was a grifter.
      Rogan won't admit it thought because she says all the dumb things he believes.

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 6 місяців тому +12

      @@rickwilliams967 lol "one of the best presidential candidates in all of history"
      lmao even

  • @davidtatum8682
    @davidtatum8682 6 місяців тому +936

    I experimented with coke a few thousand times. Didn't care for it.

  • @Luv2spooge
    @Luv2spooge 6 місяців тому +367

    “I have a sperm whale tooth for my shaving brush” no reaction from Joe whatsoever 😂😂😂

    • @medieverse
      @medieverse 6 місяців тому +19

      Lol glad someone else noticed

    • @yvetteverwey2283
      @yvetteverwey2283 6 місяців тому +14

      Joe was on the next topic in his head. Maybe he had a blizzard😂😂😂

    • @jakelm4256
      @jakelm4256 6 місяців тому +31

      Malice is way too quick for Joe

    • @Luv2spooge
      @Luv2spooge 6 місяців тому +2

      @@jakelm4256 I had to play it back

    • @thelion7210
      @thelion7210 6 місяців тому

      If you know the ridiculous stuff Michael buys just to piss people off, it's not even a surprise.

  • @samuelj2408
    @samuelj2408 6 місяців тому +12

    This episode is one of those unique all time bests that will age well. Pay attention to this one.

  • @yvetteverwey2283
    @yvetteverwey2283 6 місяців тому +205

    I cried with laughter ....officer Harris..you're an ablelist. 3 winemom faces😂😂😂😂

  • @DerekPorter
    @DerekPorter 6 місяців тому +50

    You can tell they know each other super well now with how comfortable they are bickering

  • @LSDandMe
    @LSDandMe 6 місяців тому +127

    I love Michael Malice. Don’t agree with his anarchy philosophy but he is super smart and has very honest takes on so many things. He’s a really impressive person.

    • @jcole139
      @jcole139 6 місяців тому +14

      Give the anarchy thing a chance. 😂
      But I’m with you. He’s sure seems honest - like Joe. That’s the key to their likeability IMO.

    • @amarissimus29
      @amarissimus29 6 місяців тому +10

      And unlike most people who constantly quote Orwell, I'm pretty sure he's actually read Orwell.

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 6 місяців тому +12

      50 yr old dude who still believes in anarchy 😅

    • @nickslade7635
      @nickslade7635 6 місяців тому

      He doesn't believe in it, he is just a shit stirrer. This dude would be the first to run to another country if it actually happened

    • @BigCarso
      @BigCarso 6 місяців тому +4

      He didn't sound intelligent at all to me

  • @Heeleraptor
    @Heeleraptor 6 місяців тому +16

    "You really think they think that?"
    "No that's not what they think, because they don't have thoughts, but that's what they say."
    🤣👏

  • @z3fs8
    @z3fs8 6 місяців тому +136

    Mike Malice is Joe's perfect opponent

    • @DontFeedTheZombys
      @DontFeedTheZombys 6 місяців тому +3

      meh

    • @aden5148
      @aden5148 6 місяців тому +7

      @@DontFeedTheZombys Great input

    • @erjo2567
      @erjo2567 6 місяців тому +1

      Never heard of anyone named Mike Malice

    • @bcromagnon
      @bcromagnon 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@erjo2567He's literally a nobody.

    • @rootiyriddle636
      @rootiyriddle636 6 місяців тому +2

      got to love when idiots who never have done drugs tell you how drugs make you feel

  • @nicolasbascunan4013
    @nicolasbascunan4013 6 місяців тому +330

    Who misses the panoramic view?
    I like to see both of them at once. Listener’s reaction is a huge part of communication.

    • @ErnestTokes
      @ErnestTokes 6 місяців тому +3

      Yes

    • @nunzioification
      @nunzioification 6 місяців тому +21

      Maybe a 360 would be cool once, just so we can see if Jaime’s even wearing pants back there or what.

    • @534stimy
      @534stimy 6 місяців тому +6

      there are 4 of you

    • @triggered_tomato
      @triggered_tomato 6 місяців тому +1

      🤔​@@534stimy

    • @Curious-Mr.-Lee
      @Curious-Mr.-Lee 6 місяців тому +1

      You get it!!!

  • @LarryKingGuy
    @LarryKingGuy 6 місяців тому +103

    Michael Malice is like no one else. Always look forward to him.

  • @mikefatah
    @mikefatah 6 місяців тому +6

    Malice is a true master of effortlessly saying hilarious things!

  • @trapper3130
    @trapper3130 6 місяців тому +269

    The ableist comment killed me 😂

    • @Spacewinterknight
      @Spacewinterknight 6 місяців тому

      Not surprising as trump and his cultists hate disabled people

    • @duganrocks100
      @duganrocks100 6 місяців тому +14

      Yeah that was bold and hilarious😂

    • @shocka89
      @shocka89 6 місяців тому +26

      The way Malice kept a straight face through it all like he truly believes she’s is mentally incompetent… oh wait 😐

    • @Rogerkonijntje
      @Rogerkonijntje 6 місяців тому +7

      Hit like a truck, so off-guard lol 😂

    • @jordankendall3374
      @jordankendall3374 6 місяців тому +2

      My favourite part too! Posted a clip of it on reddit and got roasted 😂 woops

  • @GoWokeGoBroke-u8v
    @GoWokeGoBroke-u8v 6 місяців тому +74

    The 3 phases of wine-drunk was so bloody accurate. And funny.

  • @ButterflyCrimeScene
    @ButterflyCrimeScene 6 місяців тому +159

    “You wore a Dave Smith disguise so no one recognized you” is such a subtle joke yet so funny

    • @CTomCooper
      @CTomCooper 6 місяців тому +8

      Tom Woods and now Dave Smith. Michael’s failure list keeps growing.

    • @vintageplanet9376
      @vintageplanet9376 6 місяців тому

      ​@@CTomCooper what do you mean? What have I missed ?

    • @Si_Mondo
      @Si_Mondo 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@vintageplanet9376 It's a running joke that Malice has with Woods and, to a lesser extent, Smith, that they're "failed" in their fields

    • @blackdynamite_5470
      @blackdynamite_5470 6 місяців тому

      1:53:01

  • @liamguabello8750
    @liamguabello8750 6 місяців тому +36

    It's always a treat having Michael on the podcast. Got introduced to Michael from lex fridman and read his newest book The White Pill

  • @johngalt8564
    @johngalt8564 6 місяців тому +3

    This is the third time I’ve listened to this podcast. Gold! 💯🔥

  • @spickertbaseball1586
    @spickertbaseball1586 6 місяців тому +158

    The "wine mom phases" are 100% accurate

    • @Jennifer-i3b9q
      @Jennifer-i3b9q 6 місяців тому +2

      can't unsee

    • @fredschnerbert1238
      @fredschnerbert1238 6 місяців тому +2

      *Unburden my burden*
      *How many in the audience rode a YELLOW school Bus.....*

    • @ML-kx9gz
      @ML-kx9gz 6 місяців тому +1

      Never really occurred to me but when he said it I was laughing because it actually makes sense LOL

    • @polysaturated
      @polysaturated 6 місяців тому +2

      I now see the clips of her talking nonsense that way, it sounds like a drunk woman rambling. That kinda would make me respect her, being able to pull that off while being constantly plastered in public, also explains the constant inappropriate laughter ("[cackle] I can't believe I'm getting away with this shit"). And the media also acts like the children of alcoholics with their constant defenses and being in denial. It fits perfectly. but of course that's a conspiracy theory and we all know conspiracies don't exist.

    • @YSLRD
      @YSLRD 6 місяців тому

      More like weed mom.

  • @whoknows20232
    @whoknows20232 6 місяців тому +131

    a joe rogan podcast is like the kitchen coke talk at 5 in the morning

    • @Slickone-wk9mc
      @Slickone-wk9mc 6 місяців тому +10

      Hahahaha i know that talk

    • @KP-zj3zj
      @KP-zj3zj 6 місяців тому

      (⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠!

    • @kathleenp3135
      @kathleenp3135 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Slickone-wk9mcI remember the talk.

    • @DreSttarr-yi7lz
      @DreSttarr-yi7lz 6 місяців тому +8

      Sorting the world out.

    • @KiLLaC0N_RL
      @KiLLaC0N_RL 6 місяців тому +9

      ​@@DreSttarr-yi7lzsnorting* 😂😂😂

  • @MrMasterKaio
    @MrMasterKaio 6 місяців тому +86

    Easily the best guest in the last few months.

    • @jumboshrimps4498
      @jumboshrimps4498 6 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, unfortunately Joe insisted talking over and changing the topic through the whole podcast

    • @armoredp
      @armoredp 6 місяців тому

      No contest.

    • @bengsynthmusic
      @bengsynthmusic 5 місяців тому

      ​@@jumboshrimps4498
      Especially about Ulbrich.

    • @beefybmw9532
      @beefybmw9532 5 місяців тому

      @@MrMasterKaio it’s the only guest that’s not a comic or ufc fighter in the last few months. Joe is a joke. The USA is going down the tubes and Joe is afraid to talk to Trump.

    • @TheSpecialJ11
      @TheSpecialJ11 5 місяців тому +1

      Joe's been having more and more comedians on and less and less authors and PhDs, and I mean, comedians can be great, but they're all trying to do the same thing but their own version and they all masturbate about how hard stand-up is. It gets old for long form podcasts.

  • @greenday1guitarfreak
    @greenday1guitarfreak 6 місяців тому +8

    I always thought Malice's intelligence is unmatched but didn't know he's that funny too 😂

  • @staceymarie6895
    @staceymarie6895 6 місяців тому +16

    Michael Malice is my absolute favorite author and Anarchist.

    • @ghost3918
      @ghost3918 6 місяців тому +1

      Same

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow 5 місяців тому

      I don't think Michel Malice being most people's first or only contact with anarchism is a good thing. He's not great at explaining how or why stateless society would actually work, plus seeing the same handful of anarchists on all the podcasts gives the impression that there's only like, 1000 anarchist thinkers in the world.
      Wish JRE would get Bob Murphy - an economist who's actually funnier than shit, plus he's expert-level in multiple completely different subjects within economics.

  • @birsay123
    @birsay123 6 місяців тому +540

    We need another Tim Dillon appearance pretty soon 😅

    • @ACDC267
      @ACDC267 6 місяців тому +22

      It's coming, I can feel it in the water

    • @cesar50338
      @cesar50338 6 місяців тому +8

      No body wants that, out of all the comedians he can possibly bring in to the show. He is the least funny one

    • @kathleenp3135
      @kathleenp3135 6 місяців тому +1

      Yesssss

    • @jayebejer7431
      @jayebejer7431 6 місяців тому +29

      Tim dillon Eddie bravo Alex Jones and flynt dribble on a supercast!

    • @nicolasbascunan4013
      @nicolasbascunan4013 6 місяців тому +3

      Candence Owens next.

  • @BlackDogOriginal
    @BlackDogOriginal 6 місяців тому +688

    Joe needs an extra medium shirt.

    • @Chillllllbruh
      @Chillllllbruh 6 місяців тому +48

      Joe wears petite.

    • @RebelliousEra
      @RebelliousEra 6 місяців тому +39

      Boy’s Super XL

    • @comfortsnail6342
      @comfortsnail6342 6 місяців тому +33

      Much like Simon Cowell who buys all his clothes from Baby Gap

    • @AsaBeaney
      @AsaBeaney 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@comfortsnail6342😂

    • @tlong4577
      @tlong4577 6 місяців тому +28

      Smedium

  • @Music-Is-Real-Love
    @Music-Is-Real-Love 6 місяців тому +20

    Yes!!!.
    I LOVE when these two get together.
    Thank you, Joe and Michael!.

  • @icecoldyellowredbull
    @icecoldyellowredbull 6 місяців тому +400

    Every time I see a JRE episode dropped , before I click I always pray it’s not another “standup comic”

    • @CertifiedSkank
      @CertifiedSkank 6 місяців тому

      People like you are why Joe is so popular: he doesn’t fucking listen to any of you.

    • @JackofallTrades-sm6ie
      @JackofallTrades-sm6ie 6 місяців тому +35

      100%

    • @Gallowglass7
      @Gallowglass7 6 місяців тому +18

      lol. I hear you

    • @greenblue6935
      @greenblue6935 6 місяців тому +24

      Yep, and 90% of the time I'm disappointed 😢

    • @cf3757
      @cf3757 6 місяців тому +31

      I just hope for the episodes where he doesn't talk much and just listens to people smarter than him.

  • @JDJONES1
    @JDJONES1 6 місяців тому +548

    Be brave and have Trump on, Joe. It's a no brainer.

    • @sthubbins4038
      @sthubbins4038 6 місяців тому +30

      It certainly would be a no-brainer. 😂

    • @nicolasbascunan4013
      @nicolasbascunan4013 6 місяців тому +39

      Trump and Alex Jones at once: 30 - 50 m views

    • @Law-Enduring-Citizen
      @Law-Enduring-Citizen 6 місяців тому +4

      Why

    • @ARR409
      @ARR409 6 місяців тому +23

      It would be just like his podcast with The Rock. Incredibly fake and surface level, you think Trump’s PR team won’t tell Joe to not push Trump on certain issues?

    • @chillabrew_glycolinstall
      @chillabrew_glycolinstall 6 місяців тому +3

      Almost a no brainer**
      Fixed it for ya 😉

  • @TRLgoodvibesdotcom
    @TRLgoodvibesdotcom 6 місяців тому +10

    I lived in rural Japan for eight years in my 20s. Malice is spot on. It took me a long time to recognize what he recognize in a short time and those little sushi shops that have two tables and one old guy that have been there for 30 years are everywhere.

    • @dirkdisco2316
      @dirkdisco2316 5 місяців тому

      Yes. I prefer the two pot curry shops. Those are in equal numbers.

  • @lslewis
    @lslewis 6 місяців тому +388

    Dude's name sounds like a Marvel supervillain.

    • @LucaChuck25
      @LucaChuck25 6 місяців тому +48

      Done on purpose, not his birth name

    • @TheIndieGamesNL
      @TheIndieGamesNL 6 місяців тому +37

      Because he like most hebrews change their lastname to fit into euro societies, it makes it harder for us to spot their non-white features

    • @seanchesal5676
      @seanchesal5676 6 місяців тому +12

      Admiral Anarchy

    • @littlebirdgoestweet
      @littlebirdgoestweet 6 місяців тому

      vinny vengeance what a douche

    • @kimkinetic777
      @kimkinetic777 6 місяців тому +1

      With his orb

  • @zunar_j5_933
    @zunar_j5_933 4 місяці тому +11

    54:23 for the best clip.

  • @MarkintoshDesign
    @MarkintoshDesign 6 місяців тому +67

    Michael Malice is an awesome guest - so quick and sharp. Please more!

  • @LucidityEngine
    @LucidityEngine 6 місяців тому +50

    This is classic Rogan. We need more of this.

    • @smoothmusic4340
      @smoothmusic4340 6 місяців тому

      Shits tired. He needs to bring in a cohost.

    • @Strings-jg2to
      @Strings-jg2to 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@smoothmusic4340it really is getting old. You can only talk about covid and the trans community so many times.

    • @Strings-jg2to
      @Strings-jg2to 6 місяців тому

      This definitely is not classic rogan.

    • @jbern2185
      @jbern2185 6 місяців тому

      We don't really need more Joe "did I get duped by the internet again" Rogan. We just need him to be a bit smarter, get some basic facts, and work with those. He's defaulted back to conspiracy theories and faking intelligence by "I'm the guy who just questions stuff Bro.".
      He has enough money and a hug enough budget that he can hire fact checkers or get some basic real information to riff from. Poor Jamie can only do so much.
      The man has no basic online literacy. he's not that old, but you'd swear he's a grandpa using the internet for the 1st time.

  • @CIRCLEOFTONE
    @CIRCLEOFTONE 6 місяців тому +77

    Lol "You wore a Dave Smith disguise so nobody recognizes you." is an awesome dig 😅

    • @rootiyriddle636
      @rootiyriddle636 6 місяців тому

      got to love when idiots who never have done drugs tell you how drugs make you feel

    • @zhuyu9268
      @zhuyu9268 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@rootiyriddle636 wtf are you talking about? They've both done tons. Rogan talks openly about the drugs he's done and Malice always says 'I've never done anything illegal but apparently...' whenever he talks about drugs he's done.

  • @connorhart2793
    @connorhart2793 6 місяців тому +28

    Joes trying to do a Gollum impression and somehow it came out as Jar Jar Binks 😂

  • @Bronk0Nagurski
    @Bronk0Nagurski 6 місяців тому +52

    When I see Michael Malice, I know it's going to be a fun show.

  • @jbjb215
    @jbjb215 6 місяців тому +50

    Malice name dropping Roseanne like 10 times made me smile. Hes really proud of that.

    • @lynntrovert2471
      @lynntrovert2471 6 місяців тому +4

      They are an adorable friendship. I'd watch their podcast.

    • @jbjb215
      @jbjb215 6 місяців тому

      @@lynntrovert2471 I will have to take a look..

    • @radagast7200
      @radagast7200 6 місяців тому

      They still have a bet going about whether we are going to have a real election.

    • @yvetteverwey2283
      @yvetteverwey2283 6 місяців тому +2

      I think she blew him away.😂😂😂

    • @breakupgoogle
      @breakupgoogle 6 місяців тому +1

      he adores her

  • @smokedogg19821
    @smokedogg19821 6 місяців тому +70

    Man, Malice doing Rosanne is just so great. Sounded so much like her it was unbelievable.

    • @rootiyriddle636
      @rootiyriddle636 6 місяців тому +2

      got to love when idiots who never have done drugs tell you how drugs make you feel

    • @RonGoodman-jz8jv
      @RonGoodman-jz8jv 5 місяців тому

      ROGAN A CLOSET COMMUNIST - WHAT A POS

  • @tammyashton8201
    @tammyashton8201 6 місяців тому +10

    Michael Malice is always a great guest.

  • @JesusLovesCoffee
    @JesusLovesCoffee 6 місяців тому +22

    I’ve never seen someone disagree and agree with Joe as much as Michael Malice.

  • @DevonWayne
    @DevonWayne 6 місяців тому +81

    Trump Talk Today:
    44:52
    55:50 (up to 1:15:00)
    1:22:00
    1:24:50
    1:48:40
    2:08:40
    2:13:00
    2:16:20
    2:18:30
    2:23:00
    2:26:00
    2:45:00
    Lots of trump talk inbetween everything, Trump is on the mind of Rogan for sure.

    • @Packers1919
      @Packers1919 6 місяців тому +4

      Thank you.

    • @GordonCaledonia
      @GordonCaledonia 6 місяців тому

      Trump will be a brief, tawdry chapter in the history books.
      In the next decade, he'll be what Ronald Reagan became in the Clinton years, ie. forgotten.

    • @missbeehavin9614
      @missbeehavin9614 6 місяців тому +3

      Thank youuu

    • @yaskull9714
      @yaskull9714 6 місяців тому +6

      Thank you exactly what I want

    • @juanjones6463
      @juanjones6463 6 місяців тому +2

      White guys for Harris thanks

  • @AHN1444
    @AHN1444 6 місяців тому +32

    1:03:00 Yeah, so the perspective from another country with no stake in the game is: I watch Trump’s speeches, the entire Congress session with Secret Service, and the day after. It’s not like I watch that all the time; I’ve never even listened to speeches from politicians in my own country because, the truth is, we do have a stake in the game. If the USA is governed by good people, the rest of the world also benefits. So, I hope that God allows Trump to be president again.

    • @yvetteverwey2283
      @yvetteverwey2283 6 місяців тому +1

      Same here. Our politics are not as interesting. We have a motley crew who seldom agrees on anything. Now it is a multiparty government forced to work together. It is early days. Maybe it will be a good thing...😊

  • @normanshadow1
    @normanshadow1 6 місяців тому +31

    Malice saying he's not a comedian, ok, but he's one of the funniest people out there!

  • @MatchesMalone1183
    @MatchesMalone1183 6 місяців тому +64

    The tensist moment on JRE = talking about Joe's comedy routines.

    • @nicolasbascunan4013
      @nicolasbascunan4013 6 місяців тому +4

      he's playing so safe, very boring

    • @ARR409
      @ARR409 6 місяців тому +22

      Joe acting like comedy is the most important thing in America is always unbearable to listen to, especially when he’s done more damage to comedy than good..

    • @daniel4412
      @daniel4412 6 місяців тому +4

      @@ARR409 Done more damage to comedy than good? Is that an attempt at a joke?

    • @ARR409
      @ARR409 6 місяців тому +22

      @@daniel4412 Joe’s the reason guys like Bert, Tom Segura, Schultz have got as big of a platform as they do now, despite being insufferable.
      The only good Joe’s done is introduce a lot of people to guys like Shane Gillis, Tim and Theo who are actually funny.

    • @daniel4412
      @daniel4412 6 місяців тому +14

      @@ARR409 Ha, what kind of fucking logic is that? “Joe Rogan introduced the world to a bunch of great comedians and made a great comedy club, but he also gave people I don’t find funny a following, so he destroyed the comedy world” 😂😂😂

  • @mohammadmansournejad
    @mohammadmansournejad 6 місяців тому +40

    Michael malice humor is very underrated.

    • @dettonator6
      @dettonator6 6 місяців тому +2

      He's up there with Norm

    • @yoshi93472
      @yoshi93472 6 місяців тому +1

      So fucking funny dude

  • @jamesa6080
    @jamesa6080 6 місяців тому +8

    Love having JRE back on UA-cam

  • @johnswafford2614
    @johnswafford2614 6 місяців тому +1

    Malice always kills it. Great job to both. Killer convo

  • @-coop2911
    @-coop2911 6 місяців тому +23

    54:24 Michael Savage lives up to his namesake once again 😂

  • @andresschiavo5483
    @andresschiavo5483 6 місяців тому +107

    I'm from argentina and we have diner around 10:30 pm to midnight. We eat a lot of meat bred and wine. And we don't have overweight

    • @Hmfirestormz
      @Hmfirestormz 6 місяців тому +29

      You guys walk a lot and don’t have as many preservatives in the food you are not like us😂

    • @dentonvisual
      @dentonvisual 6 місяців тому +6

      And you can't spell. 🤣

    • @pricklycatsss
      @pricklycatsss 6 місяців тому +57

      @@dentonvisualHow many languages do you speak? One?

    • @nicolasbascunan4013
      @nicolasbascunan4013 6 місяців тому +6

      Acá en Chile igual se come tarde, pero es mejor no hacerlo en gran cantidad.

    • @nicholasm2239
      @nicholasm2239 6 місяців тому +32

      ​@@dentonvisualIf not being able to spell English words correctly resulted less obesity then America would be skinnier than a concentration camp

  • @georgenaidoo9553
    @georgenaidoo9553 6 місяців тому +5

    My favourite guest to listen to on repeat 🙌🏼

  • @jefferylittrell1974
    @jefferylittrell1974 6 місяців тому +8

    I have a French bulldog myself, and I love her. She’s my most favorite dog I’ve ever had.

  • @hostilebogeyinbound
    @hostilebogeyinbound 6 місяців тому +27

    The Cash Cab champion returns!

  • @JPizzy6981
    @JPizzy6981 6 місяців тому +19

    His roseanne impersonation sounds just like norm Macdonald 😂

  • @Jdcakamatsu9
    @Jdcakamatsu9 6 місяців тому +101

    Need Hickok45 on the show.

    • @-Kreger-
      @-Kreger- 6 місяців тому +14

      Hickok and Noir together would be fun.

    • @TacticalShinebox
      @TacticalShinebox 6 місяців тому +2

      Eh...maybe Ian or Larry Vickers

    • @01Bouwhuis
      @01Bouwhuis 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@TacticalShinebox ian, Jonathan ferguson, Larry vickers to connector to joe. Hickok and colion have no depth....

    • @jimbessette961
      @jimbessette961 6 місяців тому +1

      Perhaps have Ernest Langdon and Teran Butler on to discuss Custom Gunsmithing.

    • @CCitis
      @CCitis 6 місяців тому +1

      Would be sweet

  • @svenseven3
    @svenseven3 6 місяців тому +4

    Strangers With Candy!!! Yes, easily the funniest show ever!

  • @ja5304
    @ja5304 6 місяців тому +84

    We want Alex

    • @luchini_ap4853
      @luchini_ap4853 6 місяців тому +1

      And you won’t get it

    • @Herme5
      @Herme5 6 місяців тому

      The longer joe avoids that drunken lie puking clown the more I respect him

    • @DreSttarr-yi7lz
      @DreSttarr-yi7lz 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ziggxter4634cause you write mang.

    • @northsky5629
      @northsky5629 6 місяців тому +5

      No we don't, guy is a clown

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 6 місяців тому

      only far right cultists and bots want that grifter conman on the show

  • @MagicRing
    @MagicRing 6 місяців тому +83

    Just a couple Short Kings hangin' out.

  • @satanishstudios
    @satanishstudios 6 місяців тому +51

    Malice in wonderland

    • @DCzero50
      @DCzero50 6 місяців тому +4

      If he ever writes an autobiography or something that needs to be the title

  • @LunaCatNekoGaming
    @LunaCatNekoGaming 6 місяців тому +1

    Joe you crack me up with all your impressions in this one ❤😂

  • @ryanrudolph7358
    @ryanrudolph7358 6 місяців тому +96

    “Net flix is making me”😂😂

    • @Lonepatriot69
      @Lonepatriot69 6 місяців тому +8

      Mild sell out.

    • @northsky5629
      @northsky5629 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Lonepatriot69Hes making 18 million dollars. Everybody on earth would do the same.

    • @markislivingdeliberately
      @markislivingdeliberately 6 місяців тому +1

      I mean that’s what the money is for. It’s not for the fun and easy part. It’s for the un fun promoting part.
      Luckily Joe has the number one show on the planet so that helps too.

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 6 місяців тому

      Joe h as been a sell out for a while now, he sold out to the far right cu lt, he sells out to corps, he just sells out big time

    • @troyflatland5299
      @troyflatland5299 6 місяців тому +4

      Congratulations on being the only person on earth who doesn’t know how to spell Netflix

  • @TristonTried
    @TristonTried 6 місяців тому +39

    Perfect, just opened UA-cam to see this to watch

  • @catherineorganes4372
    @catherineorganes4372 6 місяців тому +54

    The 3 drunken mom faces 😭I can’t unsee it now

    • @kaypee1972
      @kaypee1972 6 місяців тому +2

      Yea, always stay superficial and don’t care about real politics and policies

    • @mexicanhound5149
      @mexicanhound5149 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@kaypee1972her politics suck too, shes running off vibes and feels

  • @haydenkamps6851
    @haydenkamps6851 6 місяців тому +12

    Way to go malice bringing up the machine elves at the end of the show and just leave us hanging lol

  • @v15hal
    @v15hal 6 місяців тому +133

    Love how Malice pushes back on Joe's opinions and cuts out the BS that most other guests would accept.

    • @seekerofthemutablebalance5228
      @seekerofthemutablebalance5228 6 місяців тому +14

      Malice said apes on typewriters with infinite time would write the complete work of Shakespeare 😂😂
      This is unbelievably ridiculous. Just to solve a 256 bit encryption takes an absurdly large number like 10 to the 58 times the age of the universe for a computer. So randomly getting all the letters in the exact same order as Shakespeare's entire set would just never happen.

    • @The.world.has.gone.crazy...
      @The.world.has.gone.crazy... 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@seekerofthemutablebalance5228who actually cares? 😂

    • @hamyncheese
      @hamyncheese 6 місяців тому +5

      @@The.world.has.gone.crazy... people who are tired of other people saying assinine things in MEDIA

    • @therealmccoyruf
      @therealmccoyruf 6 місяців тому +18

      @@seekerofthemutablebalance5228 but you know what infinite means

    • @Davidjon1946
      @Davidjon1946 6 місяців тому +4

      Exactly!!! I loved this episode he wasn't one of rogans yes men

  • @a.m.o.3323
    @a.m.o.3323 6 місяців тому +23

    No Joe. The gorilla Cocoa didn’t learn sign. She copied. Being a Deaf person, that has always annoyed me. Love your show and thank God for captions.

    • @dylancrouch273
      @dylancrouch273 6 місяців тому +1

      How do you define the difference?

    • @a.m.o.3323
      @a.m.o.3323 6 місяців тому +7

      @@dylancrouch273 concepts, grammar, syntax. A gorilla mimics a sign. Let’s say I read a French a French dictionary. Can I now speak French? No. I might remember a few words from that dictionary, but that’s not language. I’ll add, American Sign Language is a deep and hard to learn language. It takes years for a new learner, much like the Navaho Indians. A few words, isn’t language. Hope that helps.

    • @christophernaughtin3002
      @christophernaughtin3002 6 місяців тому +4

      I think I understand... the gorilla knew hand motions to ask for a glass of water or food or whatever else she was taught, but could not use that "knowledge" to hold a conversation about food or water or anything else.....
      Close?

    • @a.m.o.3323
      @a.m.o.3323 6 місяців тому +1

      @@christophernaughtin3002 yes.

    • @YSLRD
      @YSLRD 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@christophernaughtin3002 Parrots can speak- not mimic- on a primitive level. I think Cocoa spoke..

  • @500Ferg
    @500Ferg 6 місяців тому +119

    The fact Joe fell for the Trump x 50 Cent video………. He should be scared of AI if he’s that easy to get 😂😂

    • @mmark292tbib2
      @mmark292tbib2 6 місяців тому

      Joe is so fucking gullible.

    • @joneconomidis2125
      @joneconomidis2125 6 місяців тому +5

      It got me at 1st too

    • @Igor_tigor
      @Igor_tigor 6 місяців тому +11

      Boomers are terrible at knowing what’s going on lol 😅

    • @brentwoods1153
      @brentwoods1153 6 місяців тому +4

      He always gets hip hop culture wrong,,

    • @Rzepik
      @Rzepik 6 місяців тому +6

      It's not only boomers.
      I've seen Tim Pool quoting bad shoops of leaked documents...
      And then laughing at some media outlet mentioning shooped documents.

  • @richardcampbell8685
    @richardcampbell8685 6 місяців тому +2

    I love Japan. I lived there for 3 years and it is by far one of if not my favorite place to go. Everyone should go.

    • @dirkdisco2316
      @dirkdisco2316 5 місяців тому

      I love Japan as well. I am very lucky my job sends me there on the regular. I don't even mind that they are mildly racist.

  • @mitch758
    @mitch758 6 місяців тому +35

    National Debt just hit 34 Trillion. We did it boys!

    • @Chris-xz8fm
      @Chris-xz8fm 6 місяців тому +2

      Wtf I thought we just hit 34 a week ago Biden is spending hard now

    • @mitch758
      @mitch758 6 місяців тому

      @@Chris-xz8fm My bad that was a typo. Fixed. 34 trillion

    • @origanev1986
      @origanev1986 6 місяців тому +2

      Over 100k debt for each us citizen. What a great inheritance to the new generation.

    • @rekcahlive
      @rekcahlive 6 місяців тому +3

      I heard it was 35 trillion does that include the 3.5 trillion rumsfeld misplaced in 2001.

    • @andrewperkin7192
      @andrewperkin7192 6 місяців тому +8

      Y'all don't think trump didn't add 8 trillion to it?

  • @tidepride86
    @tidepride86 6 місяців тому +11

    Just finished. One of the best JREs of the year

  • @aintezbeindz
    @aintezbeindz 4 місяці тому

    Always a great time with Michael Malice.

  • @TheNeoSabre0
    @TheNeoSabre0 6 місяців тому +17

    Michael Malice is my favourite human, hands down.

  • @CheatCodes4Iife
    @CheatCodes4Iife 6 місяців тому +218

    Alex Jones is watching this episode in a pitch black room while eating ice cream with his bare hands. Joe Rogan you make him sad with this shit!☹️

    • @CheatCodes4Iife
      @CheatCodes4Iife 6 місяців тому +23

      You would think it's the perfect time for new Alex and Eddie episode after all this Trump stuff.🤔😰

    • @nicolasbascunan4013
      @nicolasbascunan4013 6 місяців тому +11

      dislike every episode until A Jones

    • @brucewayne9639
      @brucewayne9639 6 місяців тому

      Ale Jones: Joe Rogan has sold out and is now working for the deep state! WE HAVE THE DOCUMENTS! Thats why Infowars needs your support, buy some Brain Fuel.

    • @Android-Zen
      @Android-Zen 6 місяців тому +14

      Alex Jones’s schtick has gotten tired. Even if a lot of what he says is true, his behavior discredits the movement.

    • @mariosanders1861
      @mariosanders1861 6 місяців тому +32

      @@Android-Zennerd talk

  • @DarkoProductions
    @DarkoProductions 6 місяців тому +50

    Dave Smith and Michael Malice are my Libertarian Biggie and Tupac

    • @missbeehavin9614
      @missbeehavin9614 6 місяців тому +2

      These guys converted me its crazy

    • @FatMenace
      @FatMenace 6 місяців тому

      dave smith is human garbage. he needs an oct 7 style introduction.

    • @Nowledgeman
      @Nowledgeman 6 місяців тому

      They have a similar type of rivalry behind the scenes on the Israel Palestine issue

    • @juanjones6463
      @juanjones6463 6 місяців тому +1

      2 right wing hacks

    • @StrangebrewTube
      @StrangebrewTube 6 місяців тому

      One is not libertarian though

  • @adammiller5727
    @adammiller5727 6 місяців тому

    Two men who have open minds having a great conversation. I love it

  • @k-why23
    @k-why23 6 місяців тому +12

    I took some glucosamine pills that were derived from shellfish, which i am allergic to. Not knowing this, i was taking these pills for a month, and in that time my pores became inflamed to where I couldn't sweat and my hair follicles were suffocated and my hair started to fall out. Stopped taking immediately once I found out, and then i went back to normal. Scary shit. Gotta be careful what we put into our bodies.

    • @cybervigilante
      @cybervigilante 6 місяців тому

      Few people realize that Coke is full of vitamin C and is a health food.

  • @yvetteverwey2283
    @yvetteverwey2283 6 місяців тому +4

    Michael is such an interesting, informed and entertaining guy. I fully enjoyed his take on everything from the Japanese to Biden and everything else in between.

  • @johnnyribcage1131
    @johnnyribcage1131 6 місяців тому +34

    At first glance, I would’ve swore this guy was Hawkeye Jeremy Renner!

    • @DreSttarr-yi7lz
      @DreSttarr-yi7lz 6 місяців тому

      Hu?

    • @Unvaccinated69
      @Unvaccinated69 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DreSttarr-yi7lzguy who ran over himself with a snow plough

    • @BANDIT2DAY
      @BANDIT2DAY 6 місяців тому

      Down syndrome, Jeremy Renner

    • @smoothmusic4340
      @smoothmusic4340 6 місяців тому

      Did you see Deadpool? He’s Hawkeye in the same universe as the mini Wolverine

  • @pjsmommason5783
    @pjsmommason5783 5 місяців тому +2

    Diagnosed ADHD at 13, been on and off Adderall in the 25 years since. It works totally different on an ADHD brain than it does on a "normal" brain. There's a joke out there that Adderall makes us focus but we don't get to choose what we focus on lol

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow 5 місяців тому

      "Adderall makes us focus but we don't get to choose what we focus on"
      I mean ADD itself does that

    • @pjsmommason5783
      @pjsmommason5783 5 місяців тому

      @@smorrow lol yeah, true. But Adderall allows you to hone in on one task rather than scattered throughout several started tasks. Best example is taking Adderall to study for a test and you end up cleaning your entire house.

  • @chrisbentley3988
    @chrisbentley3988 6 місяців тому +5

    Thanks to these two for actually debating! We don't always have to agree...We can still have a conversation.

  • @tylercampion2353
    @tylercampion2353 6 місяців тому +33

    Jordan Peterson showed how Adderall removes play from a person. Which is really important for humans.

    • @pokermitten9795
      @pokermitten9795 6 місяців тому +2

      He also showed how Xanax removes anxiety lmao

  • @victoriaholt3413
    @victoriaholt3413 6 місяців тому +53

    "I think I would like it" is the EXACT reason I have never done hard drugs. I know me.

    • @nikko.lottsahcocc6917
      @nikko.lottsahcocc6917 6 місяців тому

      Don’t u also like ice cream..sex..favorite hobby’s etc.. liking the drug isn’t what leads to the addiction or habit (also there’s millions functioning addicts in N. America who go to work and have responsibilities etc.) Cartels aren’t pulling in 130 Billion a year collectively all from peddling to the bums on skid row.. half of the wall st douche bags are geeked up all day

    • @michaelkaizer85
      @michaelkaizer85 6 місяців тому +1

      Michael Malice is right about coke though I've done it and it's pretty pointless I smoked crack a few times... That was pointless too, and I never had a problem with it. But I know some ppl who have never stopped.

    • @DanaBlack8
      @DanaBlack8 6 місяців тому +1

      Lil man you couldn’t handle shaving your taint keep the drugs to us pros….

    • @DanaBlack8
      @DanaBlack8 6 місяців тому +3

      @@michaelkaizer85 I seen a 8 year old get sold for an oz of crack back in 98

    • @notyou5964
      @notyou5964 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, he said it, so it must be true. He would never lie for his image. he would never lie to keep his Spotify deal. Where else is he gonna complain about Trans people and California?

  • @therecanbeonly1497
    @therecanbeonly1497 6 місяців тому +13

    This "shrapnel" crap pisses me off just as much as the "broken teleprompter" bullshit. Bullets don't fragment before they hit anything. The railing that was struck was probably 50 feet behind trump. The intact bullet hit Trump's ear, whatever happened after that is moot as far as Trump's injury is concerned.

    • @willmcclard206
      @willmcclard206 5 місяців тому

      i guess it could be possible, but i highly doubt it

  • @dibutler9151
    @dibutler9151 6 місяців тому +42

    Fetterman had ZERO problems wearing a suit and tie last week when Bibi came to speak to Congress last week.

    • @yvetteverwey2283
      @yvetteverwey2283 6 місяців тому +4

      His shorts were in the wash😂😂😂

    • @LittleSis28
      @LittleSis28 6 місяців тому +2

      That's different. He wears his regular gear when he's at home around his own people. You gotta get dressed when we have guests over.

    • @baddoopey
      @baddoopey 5 місяців тому +1

      You missed the point if that’s you’re reaction on what was said.

    • @misc_channels-po6rh
      @misc_channels-po6rh 5 місяців тому +1

      Fetterman is a total psycho

  • @MrFetusPretzel
    @MrFetusPretzel 6 місяців тому +31

    big macs are grass fed meat? strange because when i was making them the box said "ammoniated meat product"

    • @Hollowpoint762
      @Hollowpoint762 5 місяців тому +3

      Don't forget to add extra processed cheese food. I never ate McDonalds again after I worked there

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 5 місяців тому +1

      I think he meant in comparison to DQ’s milkshakes “They are like grass fed meat”.

    • @dirkdisco2316
      @dirkdisco2316 5 місяців тому

      You need to try McD's outside out the US in other countries where they have food standards. It's delish. It reminds me how it good it used to taste here in the 70's.

    • @Username-li3kv
      @Username-li3kv 4 місяці тому

      @@dirkdisco2316true, in Sweden it's like a real restaurant and you can choose if you want to be served at the table. It actually tastes like great food

    • @branden3102
      @branden3102 8 днів тому

      I said the same thing, theirs nothing beef about that food

  • @Baloo555
    @Baloo555 6 місяців тому +8

    I love the condescending tone as he dismisses the people who doubt the existence of dragons.

    • @Nall412
      @Nall412 6 місяців тому +1

      I can’t stand Michael Malice. Never liked em.

    • @triggered_tomato
      @triggered_tomato 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Nall412right?thought i was going crazy. Guy just give me the creeps.

    • @ShinzoX90
      @ShinzoX90 6 місяців тому +1

      Oh do you love it?

  • @ALHARETHHH
    @ALHARETHHH 2 місяці тому

    one of the best guests

  • @rdenham4250
    @rdenham4250 6 місяців тому +22

    The Three Wine Mom Faces of Kamala! I love it.

    • @Chris48x
      @Chris48x 6 місяців тому

      you're a zombie in the world . congratulations. at least joe will get a tax cut when his good buddy gets the house. what do you get? be a man.

    • @newjlp
      @newjlp 6 місяців тому

      She really does always sound like she just put away a bottle of beaujolais. Frightening.