H*ck Yeah Tinder!

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
  • This is an informational documentary recording the history of the app Tinder. It will be airing on the History Channel in 2 weeks.
    The wonderful outro music was made by joshispeachy on SoundCloud: / joshispeachy

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  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 6 років тому +1865

    Honestly, if I were 'catfished' by a giant, sentient catfish, I would probably be happier than if I got a date out of it.

  • @arihackett8732
    @arihackett8732 6 років тому +2548

    I created a joke account where the name was simply lamp and all the photos were artistic photos of my desk lamp. My bio was a killer tho: looking for the right moth.
    I had about 7 matches with jokey moth accounts (cuz that meme was funny at the time you know?)

    • @waterymelon9640
      @waterymelon9640 5 років тому +12

      Ari Hackett nice!

    • @lance2580
      @lance2580 5 років тому +14

      That’s genius

    • @PixleKingz
      @PixleKingz 5 років тому +58

      my science teacher tasked me to create a page via. social media which presented all the facts of my given biome.
      so i went to tinder and made "Tropical Rainforest".
      he was a 75 foot Ecuadorian who loved carbon and reproducing.

    • @arcdrop2103
      @arcdrop2103 5 років тому +2

      @@I_forgot_something_ no, no, just no

    • @Platinum_soul
      @Platinum_soul 5 років тому +1

      Móťh

  • @monikakavaliunaite8017
    @monikakavaliunaite8017 4 роки тому +815

    "You kids these days can't leave the house to get a date"
    This hits a lot differently in 2020

  • @Toopoo_
    @Toopoo_ 5 років тому +214

    Actually, the best pick up line is a tie between
    “Do u work at subway? Cause u just gave me a foot long.”
    And
    “Did you skip your Spanish lessons? Cause duo is on his way!”

    • @GeoOnGD
      @GeoOnGD 5 років тому +12

      DuoLingo Bird fuck

    • @kxndyyy
      @kxndyyy 5 років тому +9

      Please don’t kill me

    • @Max-ll8vw
      @Max-ll8vw 4 роки тому

      Non-binary check 🤸‍♀️🚊

    • @anjalander3217
      @anjalander3217 3 роки тому

      Nah, man
      Human 1: Knock knock
      Human2: Who's there?
      Human 1: Where when?
      Human 2: Where when who?
      Human 1: My place, tomorrow, you and me.
      Human 2: Damn, that's smooth.

  • @wildfiresp9606
    @wildfiresp9606 8 років тому +3542

    I found a cheap refrigerator on tinder

  • @TheSeaRabbit
    @TheSeaRabbit  8 років тому +2511

    I censored the work "h*ck" because there are children present. Pls watch ur language thx.

    • @TCNoVa
      @TCNoVa 8 років тому +16

      The Sea Rabbit..... WHAT'S POPPING B

    • @EAEAAAEAEE
      @EAEAAAEAEE 8 років тому +35

      The Sea Rabbit stupid

    • @TheSeaRabbit
      @TheSeaRabbit  8 років тому +88

      Dynamic Pulse please watch ur language

    • @EAEAAAEAEE
      @EAEAAAEAEE 8 років тому +14

      I'm sorry, not basic enough

    • @EAEAAAEAEE
      @EAEAAAEAEE 8 років тому +60

      St**id

  • @verilu8
    @verilu8 7 років тому +1403

    Once one of my older cousins was on tinder... he was matched with someone who's pictures were all of microwaves and toasters.

    • @akelasiders5655
      @akelasiders5655 6 років тому +50

      Snowy Vixen electric, there were Sparks 😂😂😂

    • @_mlem
      @_mlem 6 років тому +2

      k thx for the tip ill do that so i don't show any personal info :)

    • @TheShmrsh
      @TheShmrsh 6 років тому

      I died

    • @derp33squid
      @derp33squid 6 років тому +2

      When I get an actual phone, imma get a tinder just to put pictures of appliances in my profile

    • @lmbarak
      @lmbarak 6 років тому

      Bahahaha this made my day

  • @arianamiranda3660
    @arianamiranda3660 6 років тому +776

    "What kind of toaster did you use to take your pictures?"
    "Why? What are you looking for on Tinder?"
    "I'm appliance shopping" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hhaannaahh
    @hhaannaahh 7 років тому +2584

    Dude.
    I got an ad for Tinder.
    On this video.
    *X-Files Theme intensifies*

    • @dieterhensel4059
      @dieterhensel4059 7 років тому +4

      Smol Bean Just wanted to say the same.

    • @nautz9260
      @nautz9260 7 років тому +7

      It’s because it puts on ads that most commonly use subjects from the video

    • @julianmenesesg
      @julianmenesesg 7 років тому +1

      Smol Bean super fake

    • @jonzh512
      @jonzh512 6 років тому

      Smol Bean water the odds

    • @rw8627
      @rw8627 6 років тому

      They put ads on relating subjects because they think you'd like it because your watching a video related

  • @AJKeio
    @AJKeio 7 років тому +923

    I saw a girl on Tinder who's only goal was to sell a lamp she had in her pictures.

    • @browneyesblackdragon7999
      @browneyesblackdragon7999 7 років тому +11

      AJKeio cool girl 😂

    • @princeofmoths
      @princeofmoths 7 років тому +43

      Uhhh... where is she? Cause she be my kind of girl.

    • @vashappeninjas
      @vashappeninjas 7 років тому +29

      She actually got hella famous I saw her tweet

    • @mimimarcus
      @mimimarcus 7 років тому +4

      Tell her Silence of the Lambs is real if she keeps that trolling shit up

    • @brendanhales5565
      @brendanhales5565 6 років тому +4

      Did... did ya buy it?

  • @CultureCrash
    @CultureCrash 8 років тому +5275

    Heck. THERE, I SAID IT.

    • @scumtious7617
      @scumtious7617 8 років тому +16

      CultureCrash i see you everywhere

    • @arch4ngel
      @arch4ngel 8 років тому +51

      CultureCrash Uh ooooh we got ourselves an edgelord!

    • @doublxhelix5014
      @doublxhelix5014 8 років тому +43

      Savage af dude

    • @originalsins6020
      @originalsins6020 8 років тому +29

      CultureCrash I'm telling

    • @Scrambled3GGZ
      @Scrambled3GGZ 8 років тому +41

      CultureCrash OMFG YOU FUCKING SAID H3CK!!!! DONT FUCKING SAY H3CK!!

  • @TheGios100
    @TheGios100 6 років тому +108

    "I would always swipe right for anyone i saw smoking in their pictures so i can tell them 'hey, smoking in bad for you'"
    Brilliant
    Just Brilliant

  • @cherryeclipse822
    @cherryeclipse822 7 років тому +1212

    I made a tinder for my dog and people started “flirting” with my dog as I just said bork bork

    • @memebasterd1080
      @memebasterd1080 7 років тому +9

      Cherry Eclipse lol

    • @princeofmoths
      @princeofmoths 7 років тому +80

      Those are the kind of people you don't take drinks from at parties.

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender 6 років тому +40

      Damn furrys

    • @adrii7186
      @adrii7186 6 років тому +14

      Was it a female dog?
      😂😂😂

    • @nigerianprince9612
      @nigerianprince9612 6 років тому +1

      white fox maybe

  • @jackcallahan1848
    @jackcallahan1848 5 років тому +293

    Once my dad went out to buy a fridge, and he got a boat.

    • @austin2112
      @austin2112 4 роки тому +3

      Wut

    • @fnaf0109
      @fnaf0109 4 роки тому +2

      Uhhh...

    • @slothboy1253
      @slothboy1253 4 роки тому +1

      cool

    • @baldiland4424
      @baldiland4424 4 роки тому +4

      Once my dad went to get milk...... And got a new girl freind. *Jk*

    • @latteteaa
      @latteteaa 4 роки тому +3

      Once my dad went to get milk.. I think he got a new house

  • @janemills4160
    @janemills4160 5 років тому +423

    My experience with dates:
    That's my date life.

  • @graysonschweitzer
    @graysonschweitzer 5 років тому +256

    Imagine if a person who didn’t know their lefts or rights got Tinder....
    *don’t think about that too hard*

    • @blakemiller5705
      @blakemiller5705 4 роки тому +5

      or they'd just click the buttons lmao

    • @PercyKqv
      @PercyKqv 4 роки тому

      Yeah, they're called dyslexic

    • @aioctober873
      @aioctober873 3 роки тому

      Oh no

    • @cash4281
      @cash4281 3 роки тому +1

      I'm thinking about it to harf

  • @treymtz
    @treymtz 7 років тому +341

    There is so many profiles saying they want adventures. I'm really confused by this because there is no kingdom that needs saving or dragons to be slayed irl.

    • @TheShmrsh
      @TheShmrsh 6 років тому +8

      I know what kind of adventures they want and they're silly. Like driving fast and get caught by police or to dive in fountain or to steal some shit in a mall. If you will do this all the time to just get laid you'll soon get bored. No one wants this shit besides of this type of silly girls who sat in her room till her 20 and now old bitch wants somebody who'll entertain her. Adventurers and travellers are ignorant, no personality asses

    • @Alinda1308
      @Alinda1308 6 років тому +4

      Poor dragons... :(

    • @minihercules317
      @minihercules317 6 років тому +4

      You don’t need to slay dragons SLAY DAT PUSSY

    • @raylee5461
      @raylee5461 6 років тому +4

      She saying that she wants someone to spend lots of money on her and take her lots of different places and give her tons of different experiences.

    • @Haggysack2k8
      @Haggysack2k8 6 років тому +11

      I once started an adventure. I ended up, being on a horse-driven cart and some blonde blue-eyed dude started talking to me, like "you finally awake" and something about crossing a border (???).
      I think he was a chinese communist. But i didn't buy his story about how everything "just works", so i answered: *INITIATIVE: ENGAGEMENT. COMMUNISM IS DEATH! DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE!*

  • @WackyIndividual
    @WackyIndividual 8 років тому +610

    makes an obvious joke about sex, but censors heck ...

    • @luraxium
      @luraxium 8 років тому +12

      @peyton
      nobody asked you to start talking about yourself

    • @Squiddit
      @Squiddit 8 років тому +6

      *that'sthejoke.avi*

    • @greyjay9492
      @greyjay9492 8 років тому

      IKR XD

    • @Cat-nb2ys
      @Cat-nb2ys 8 років тому

      deven m 69 likes

    • @serena5092
      @serena5092 7 років тому

      deven m ikr

  • @tylerbaker3832
    @tylerbaker3832 7 років тому +486

    I was on tinder messing with people and one girl asked how old I was. I said 12 and she said I'm in to younger boys. This is when I stopped using the app.

    • @xpa-beads501
      @xpa-beads501 6 років тому +15

      How young was she?!

    • @blubaylon
      @blubaylon 6 років тому +22

      Why are you on Tinder at 12? What were you expecting lol

    • @LK_tutturu
      @LK_tutturu 6 років тому +28

      /woosh

    • @mrcake3884
      @mrcake3884 6 років тому +12

      LK.tutturu you write that wrong r/whoosh
      Whoooooosh

    • @kenstorm707
      @kenstorm707 6 років тому +17

      @@blubaylon He was lying about his age, goof.

  • @leasatava1839
    @leasatava1839 5 років тому +387

    Me: What them legs do?
    Her: *OPEN UP*
    Me: OHHHH she in

  • @TheGrassySceptile
    @TheGrassySceptile 8 років тому +411

    Apparently h*ck is a swear word ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @TheSeaRabbit
      @TheSeaRabbit  8 років тому +24

      watch ur language

    • @strangerbeans2686
      @strangerbeans2686 8 років тому

      The Sea Rabbit heck.

    • @davidmansilla9568
      @davidmansilla9568 8 років тому +5

      TheChristmasSceptile shut the fuck up he*k is a bad word

    • @Ekoluxx
      @Ekoluxx 8 років тому +3

      David Mansilla yet you say f*ck

    • @TheGrassySceptile
      @TheGrassySceptile 8 років тому +1

      David Mansilla You think heck is a bad word but not f*ck...oh I hate the internet...

  • @LarkynAnimated
    @LarkynAnimated 7 років тому +423

    “What them legs do?”
    Now that really gets me into the romantic mood.

    • @Blahsheep
      @Blahsheep 6 років тому +4

      Iv'e gotta get Tinder and use this.

    • @robmoney4life
      @robmoney4life 6 років тому +4

      A girl what them legs do ?

    • @rbrachy2518
      @rbrachy2518 6 років тому +5

      Ask a crippled what person “what them legs do”

  • @1017ryan
    @1017ryan 7 років тому +1933

    who's the most awkward person you could come across on tinder? i would say my mom lol

    • @Vicky-qe1di
      @Vicky-qe1di 7 років тому +4

      Ryan Smith what's up wid the late reply 😂

    • @colin1110
      @colin1110 7 років тому +16

      why are you fucking everywhere

    • @philipaggourakis2531
      @philipaggourakis2531 7 років тому +18

      I didn't think she was akward...

    • @Lugna
      @Lugna 7 років тому +38

      My significant other

    • @rokodd
      @rokodd 7 років тому +13

      I'd still swipe right

  • @Anna-3084
    @Anna-3084 4 роки тому +49

    I got banned from tinder for impersonating Jesus

  • @AdamBombChannel
    @AdamBombChannel 8 років тому +17

    Yo, homie, that appliance shopping girl was a bot/human behind an advertising account to get you to sign up for their website. Sorry to shatter your world, the more you use the app the more you see.

  • @smolamy1688
    @smolamy1688 7 років тому +576

    take a shot when he has a voice crack

  • @cezarciofu5068
    @cezarciofu5068 6 років тому +194

    The best pick-up line ever:
    Will you be the dah to my fus ro

    • @drsladic101
      @drsladic101 5 років тому +7

      or Will you be the pressure plate to my Lydia?

    • @blake4249
      @blake4249 5 років тому +15

      Your heart must be a sweet roll, because i wanna steal it

    • @grimmer-rd1mm
      @grimmer-rd1mm 5 років тому +3

      @@blake4249 was that a fallout reference?

    • @tarantinowilson
      @tarantinowilson 4 роки тому

      Night in the Woods, a cultured individual

  • @mattc5825
    @mattc5825 5 років тому +71

    i learned about chemistry and got the “basic joke”

    • @guy45x56
      @guy45x56 4 роки тому

      I still don’t get it

    • @donaldmacisaac8479
      @donaldmacisaac8479 4 роки тому +2

      Guy45X he said they’re super basic, and then showed a ph level of 14, which classified them as strongly basic in comparison to acidic.

  • @zainabbashar4321
    @zainabbashar4321 7 років тому +486

    I cant stop laughing at the toaster one 😂

    • @uhitsethan
      @uhitsethan 7 років тому +1

      im appliance shoppingf XDDDDD

  • @MiniMeags
    @MiniMeags 7 років тому +664

    I'm in a wheelchair so I would've responded with 'not work' 😂

    • @assholethefucker
      @assholethefucker 7 років тому +4

      Lmaoo

    • @silviogrijalva8801
      @silviogrijalva8801 6 років тому +1

      ;)

    • @karana0077
      @karana0077 6 років тому +3

      Ha I know how you feel I have glass bone in my femur so it has broken twice already R.I.P

    • @casof97
      @casof97 6 років тому +7

      I can work with that ;) lmao

    • @sock_boy
      @sock_boy 6 років тому

      LMAOoOOO

  • @leetirat
    @leetirat 8 років тому +237

    You didn't censor that **** enough Rabbit. The lawsuit will be in your mail next week.

  • @Cryptofoxx09
    @Cryptofoxx09 5 років тому +41

    I nearly never laugh, this drives my friends nuts, I’m not even ticklish and don’t laugh when you do that thing with the chest. This is why it is so MEANINGFUL that I giggled and chuckled at this video. It’s funny...

  • @Hhgforesjkloihn
    @Hhgforesjkloihn 8 років тому +150

    I once dropped a toaster in my bathtub

    • @Lezyreo
      @Lezyreo 8 років тому

      Kermit the Frog how'd it go?

    • @decoydoedoe9453
      @decoydoedoe9453 8 років тому

      Kermit the Frog God damn it kermit

    • @sadturtle5977
      @sadturtle5977 8 років тому +1

      Kermit the Frog I know it's so annoying when that happens, i always forget to take out the toast after

    • @Hhgforesjkloihn
      @Hhgforesjkloihn 8 років тому +9

      Toxi Heavet bout as well as you'd think... Got to bathe and eat toast

    • @mooble1
      @mooble1 8 років тому

      "I hurt myself."

  • @antons7210
    @antons7210 7 років тому +319

    Laughed my ass off on the appliance shopping part. But seriously though, I swiped left on 95% of the people on Tinder simply because they had that damn dog face filter. Any girl who'd think that is "super cute" is not my type. But out of nowhere I matched with this girl who is exactly my type. No filters, loved animals, great humor etc. We clicked right away. And well, the rest is history. My point is, yes 95% of the people you meet on Tinder probably won't be worth your time. But you should never put online dating out of the picture, because it can still make it easier to meet someone special.

    • @thegeodudeking8170
      @thegeodudeking8170 6 років тому

      Anton Sjöstrand Preach to the choir, man.

    • @eddy-currents
      @eddy-currents 6 років тому +1

      Anton Sjöstrand Good job man

    • @Jubanni1998
      @Jubanni1998 6 років тому +4

      Anton Sjöstrand not on tinder but also online I met a girl I know now for 3 years and I couldn't imagine my life without her ^^
      So yeah totally agree with you :)

    • @mouhiazeck
      @mouhiazeck 2 роки тому

      Are you still with her?

    • @antons7210
      @antons7210 2 роки тому +2

      @@mouhiazeck I’m afraid that story doesn’t have a happy ending. But don’t let that discourage you, I still stand by what I said. To this day I have never connected with anyone like I did with her, life just got in the way. That might be the hardest truth about finding love, not only do you have to find the right person, the timing needs to be right

  • @cutieplushtrap
    @cutieplushtrap 6 років тому +852

    "I am only 5'6 but I'll seem a lot taller when you're on your knees" it took me a whole minute to figure out how dirty that was 😳👉👈
    Edit: this was two years ago stop bullying me !! 😭

  • @blakemoses78
    @blakemoses78 5 років тому +58

    Me: what them legs do?
    Her: OPEN UP
    Me: bet where you wanna meet up

    • @simonneirynck4285
      @simonneirynck4285 5 років тому +4

      than it turns out she's actually 13 years old and what she really meant was... FBI OPEN UP!

    • @guy45x56
      @guy45x56 4 роки тому

      Gaster FBI OPEN UP UR CRIME WAS BEING TO FUNNY

  • @maybeaccurate8489
    @maybeaccurate8489 7 років тому +390

    You have a great old man voice

  • @loneyaiio7121
    @loneyaiio7121 6 років тому +123

    This is litterly the only video about tinder that isn't weird XD

  • @nickpanciuk1965
    @nickpanciuk1965 6 років тому +200

    2:40 Voice crack: 100

    • @I_forgot_something_
      @I_forgot_something_ 5 років тому +6

      Matt Walker I think that one was on purpose

    • @bananajesus5338
      @bananajesus5338 5 років тому +5

      Half of this video has voice cracks

    • @G31M1
      @G31M1 5 років тому +2

      Yeh but not all of them are on Lvl 100

    • @manofmaxico2596
      @manofmaxico2596 4 роки тому

      That's ToTalLy cOOl

  • @vhuboe
    @vhuboe 6 років тому +92

    3:00 Literally Hitler *Swipeleft* LOL

  • @McGeezel
    @McGeezel 8 років тому +184

    I never got a swipe on Tinder.. #foreveralone

    • @Fleshwall
      @Fleshwall 8 років тому +3

      same, let's be alone together, we can be young forever

    • @McGeezel
      @McGeezel 8 років тому +1

      That random person you wanted to subscribe to
      :)

    • @user-kz8vw7ry7o
      @user-kz8vw7ry7o 8 років тому +1

      That random person you wanted to subscribe to OMG YES

    • @thedudeofnothing7378
      @thedudeofnothing7378 8 років тому

      well I have long hair so I have to say, "You can braid my hair!" BAM! but I don't even know if it works because I'm not even old enough to use tinder.

    • @danafuente
      @danafuente 8 років тому +4

      Probably because you're a goose.

  • @lckerrcdes5797
    @lckerrcdes5797 8 років тому +114

    i would be getting girls with my catchphrases but this one guy keeps stealing all my lines

    • @hopelessly.lavenderly
      @hopelessly.lavenderly 8 років тому +21

      Is it TheFlirter27?

    • @lckerrcdes5797
      @lckerrcdes5797 8 років тому +19

      Legend has it that he got 10 girls in one night with one pickup line

    • @redslime7795
      @redslime7795 8 років тому +8

      I love this kind of memes when they are original xD

    • @danielchen5019
      @danielchen5019 8 років тому +21

      I have a pretty good one. *unnecesary throat clearing "Hey baby, I put the std in stud. Now all I need is u."

    • @hamiltrash9138
      @hamiltrash9138 8 років тому +5

      Daniel Chen ohmygod.

  • @Veganphobic
    @Veganphobic 7 років тому +226

    I met my wife off tinder
    We have twin boys
    She's from Sweden
    And bought a home together.
    I'd never have had the chance to meet her without tinder.
    This video is true though hella girls on there are level 1.
    It's a strategy game on there in glad I'm not single anymore and off that bull shit
    I hate dealing with women regarding dating
    My wife is perfect for me

    • @mykeprior3436
      @mykeprior3436 6 років тому +37

      lucky you. now fuck off.

    • @maxwinstanley
      @maxwinstanley 6 років тому +5

      Stop cursing 🤬

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 6 років тому +2

      Banana Bandana
      I went on your channel, your twins are super cute!
      Congrats!

    • @orue5499
      @orue5499 6 років тому

      I’m Swedish now give me fish

    • @orue5499
      @orue5499 6 років тому

      That joke didn’t make sense

  • @Zaedin710
    @Zaedin710 5 років тому +4

    Dude I absolutely love your animation style! It adds such an important sense of extra comedy that fits :) really easy to watch and enjoy.

  • @chickpea
    @chickpea 8 років тому +38

    i want to go to tinder just to mess with people now

  • @sirpie9817
    @sirpie9817 8 років тому +291

    **looks at title** Watch you language!

  • @falfil5311
    @falfil5311 7 років тому +23

    There was a guy selling furniture on tinder... my sister matched. My sister bought his funiture. End of the story...

  • @FlawdaBwoy07
    @FlawdaBwoy07 4 роки тому +6

    Best pickup line:
    Are you dead? Because you’re an angel.

  • @Number1hunterhayesfa
    @Number1hunterhayesfa 7 років тому +53

    I'm to the part where he's talking about height and OH MY GOD, how much it is pissing me off. I NEVER, fucking EVER understood girls who are like, "If you're not 6 foot or taller don't even bother". I had a 'friend' in high school who said the same thing and she was probably average height. I'm slightly taller than average height of a female at 5'9, 5'10 (not 100% which it is but you get it). Yeah, in a perfect world I'd love to have a boyfriend who's taller than me or be able to wear heels without him being in my boob area but really.... are we that shallow? I get we all have things we're attracted to but dissing a man based on his height is sad.

    • @adirtyoldrat4563
      @adirtyoldrat4563 7 років тому +1

      IKR. I'm also tall for a female, I'm about 5' 8" and I'm also eleven. I don't really care about height.

    • @cinnyxo
      @cinnyxo 7 років тому

      i wanna be tall, i’m average height/:

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 7 років тому

      We're supposed to be living in this more 'progressive' and 'diverse' society these days but people are still hateful towards height...

    • @thehalberdier4774
      @thehalberdier4774 7 років тому

      Nah, it's just subconscious eugenics. If a person is beautiful, handsome, tall, or well-built, then our subconscious, what can be succinctly referred to as a human's animalistic or even feral instincts that are innate to us and cannot be deprogrammed (a psychologist would refer to it as our "id"), will pick up on that because it's a visual indicator of preferable genes and a higher likelihood of the survival of offspring.
      Many feral animals do the same thing through their own various means, and lest we forget, a human is also just another animal, though one that has gained sapience.

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 7 років тому

      The Halberdier Yeah that's true man I understand that but men shouldn't be hated for looking that way whilst it's considered offensive to reject a woman if she's fat or something at the same time. Kinda double standards.

  • @BlueyFromSketch
    @BlueyFromSketch 7 років тому +134

    H e c k

  • @danika5649
    @danika5649 8 років тому +14

    Your tinder bio is the douchiest thing, I love it lmao

  • @nestoons4539
    @nestoons4539 5 місяців тому +1

    Oh my god the violin took me straight back to 2016

  • @malu250
    @malu250 8 років тому +41

    I thought it said tender and I thought this vid was about very tender chicken

  • @SnoopySnoo
    @SnoopySnoo 7 років тому +96

    I don’t curse, but HECK

  • @benny1118
    @benny1118 7 років тому +14

    Addressing the beginning of the video: "just meeting people in real life" is not that easy for some people. I got a couple dating apps purely because I have horrible social anxiety (and no, I'm not just a basic person who goes "hhhh I have anXiEty!," I literally tested out of high school early because I had no friends and high school made me uncomfortable) so I cannot just go out and meet people whenever I please. Apps like Tinder are the only ways I can comfortably meet new people, because talking in person is much easier when we already got to know each other online.

    • @dotinthedirt1
      @dotinthedirt1 7 років тому +2

      very true, so much easier to talk to people in real life after you talk to them online.

    • @moonbeam3431
      @moonbeam3431 7 років тому +5

      I agree with this to some extent. Though in all honesty, sometimes the only way to better your anxiety is to put yourself out there and try new experiences. My anxiety is really bad as well. I even have a hard time ordering a pizza over the phone without my stomach tying in knots. But if it's better for you, you do you!

  • @themongrel930
    @themongrel930 5 років тому +4

    Honestly your mouth movement animation is really good

  • @speculus8645
    @speculus8645 8 років тому +68

    This makes me want to troll some peeps on tinder

  • @RicardoMoralesMassin
    @RicardoMoralesMassin 7 років тому +153

    Shorties unite! 5'5" say it with pride! 5'5" say it with pride!

    • @RicardoMoralesMassin
      @RicardoMoralesMassin 7 років тому +24

      btw I believe none of that, beign short succcccccks

    • @mananrocks98
      @mananrocks98 6 років тому

      Lol bud

    • @kaitlan5607
      @kaitlan5607 6 років тому +9

      Ricardo Morales I'm 4'11"

    • @Lady_of_Winds
      @Lady_of_Winds 6 років тому +2

      dudes I'd rather be short as you guys instead of being ridiculously tall.

    • @mrsenpaihd7485
      @mrsenpaihd7485 6 років тому +4

      @@Lady_of_Winds how tall you? Wish i was *at least* 170cm.

  • @Inflatableorc
    @Inflatableorc 7 років тому +221

    I've found plenty of slightly - well used appliances on tinder, but I'm 6'0.

  • @alexludwig1439
    @alexludwig1439 5 років тому +11

    Believe it or not, I actually found my wife on tinder 😂

    • @plagueman049
      @plagueman049 4 роки тому

      No.

    • @guy45x56
      @guy45x56 4 роки тому +4

      Like legit u found ur wife on tinder?! Noooooo, nooooo that can’t be true. Tinder is an app to sell appliances

  • @MalinK-_-_ouo_-_-
    @MalinK-_-_ouo_-_- 8 років тому +70

    3:47 Gimme gimme chicken tendies be the crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, to find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. Mcdonald's Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's but of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, but sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, that puts me in a napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my hearts desire, feueld by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, but tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, to buy the tendies that I've earned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did Mummy think I'd just ate? TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, my fowl - smell, bowel - dwelling daiber surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.
    If somebody just looked at me, the way they look at chicken tenders... T^T
    PS: Were are my fricking bonus points?? o-o

  • @sauce242
    @sauce242 8 років тому +49

    Did you seriously sensor *Heck* out of your title?

    • @atcbordercollie8583
      @atcbordercollie8583 8 років тому +8

      Luke - Ario Language, there are children present.

    • @Alisha-yz6nd
      @Alisha-yz6nd 8 років тому

      Atc bordercollie *HECK* NO

    • @Shadowschannel1
      @Shadowschannel1 8 років тому

      Atc bordercollie and it's not swearing

    • @orbeezslurper
      @orbeezslurper 8 років тому

      children say "heck" all the time
      where did you grow up?
      Fricking military school?

    • @maidofbreath00
      @maidofbreath00 8 років тому

      Guys! CleN mouths! Think of the children!

  • @xtratoothpaste
    @xtratoothpaste 6 років тому +9

    met someone on tinder and we became roommates for like 6 months until rent went up and we both went crying back to our parents

  • @codeon3406
    @codeon3406 5 років тому +7

    XD "What them legs do" Best line ever. Im gonna use that.

  • @theenchantedmango5469
    @theenchantedmango5469 7 років тому +39

    Lol I counted exactly 56 voice cracks in this video 😂

    • @stefanysavoie411
      @stefanysavoie411 6 років тому

      Hence why hes not a good girl catcher according to him

  • @upat3am329
    @upat3am329 8 років тому +146

    Notice me senpai SeaRabbit

    • @TheSeaRabbit
      @TheSeaRabbit  8 років тому +43

      +Up At 3AM kyaaaaaa

    • @upat3am329
      @upat3am329 8 років тому +8

      The Sea Rabbit Yes I got a reply from someone one the internet. Mission Success! (#foreveralone)

    • @Beartismx
      @Beartismx 7 років тому +11

      Moon Man 5 months later. Nothing happend

    • @idkanymore2.014
      @idkanymore2.014 7 років тому +1

      Elliot Nixon_Yt Cool, I'm up at 4am

  • @lukefirst407
    @lukefirst407 8 років тому +848

    I like your videos. they are funny.
    Btw i can throw a boulder farther than a catapult

    • @libbywilliams9969
      @libbywilliams9969 8 років тому +23

      TheLegend 27 * claps with deadly serious face *

    • @Sam-ii5ok
      @Sam-ii5ok 8 років тому +7

      TheLegend 27 its you!!!!!!

    • @isaacorwhatever4329
      @isaacorwhatever4329 8 років тому +4

      TheLegend 27 You are the most original man

    • @shineyfish
      @shineyfish 8 років тому +10

      TheLegend 27
      I'm trying to watch an animation but this one person keeps meming.

    • @weijizhu3729
      @weijizhu3729 8 років тому +4

      TheLegend 27 y u keep kicking my ass?

  • @ddp9941
    @ddp9941 5 років тому +10

    Me:What them legs do
    Girlfriend:Open up
    Me:...WTF

  • @DoubleUSB
    @DoubleUSB 8 років тому +7

    I can see you becoming popular very fast, you are a really cool youtuber

  • @sweetenchanted5818
    @sweetenchanted5818 8 років тому +41

    "super basic" show picture of him holding a substabce witht the ph of 14 ....lol

  • @brian554xx
    @brian554xx 8 років тому +8

    Your channel name inspired me to share one of my favorite original jokes that rarely receives more than a condescending smile.
    A normal frog says "ribbit ribbit." A naughty frog says "rubbit rubbit." What does a perverted frog say?

  • @a.t7427
    @a.t7427 5 років тому +1

    The sea rabbit: I do think that real social interaction is needed
    Also the sea rabbit talking to a camera by himself drawing

  • @jasonk7675
    @jasonk7675 8 років тому +4

    First video I discovered and I'm subbed right away. You have a similar art style and humor to Domics and I love it.

  • @suvdj7543
    @suvdj7543 8 років тому +33

    Be....... Sociable? Could somebody define the word "sociable?"

    • @candarieyellow1925
      @candarieyellow1925 8 років тому +10

      To converse with living beings face to face and not over digital means, also known as a forgotten means of communication XD

    • @sadturtle5977
      @sadturtle5977 8 років тому +3

      Suvd Jargalsaikhan be be a person who speaks to others

    • @candarieyellow1925
      @candarieyellow1925 8 років тому +1

      Sad Turtle true dat

    • @okitasouji8142
      @okitasouji8142 8 років тому +2

      Suvd Jargalsaikhan a NOT weeaboo spending their nights playing the masterpiece that is "The Horse Prince"

    • @candarieyellow1925
      @candarieyellow1925 8 років тому +3

      Another Awkward Cosplayer So basically don't be you and we'll be sociable?

  • @iarlucs
    @iarlucs 7 років тому +98

    Dem voicecracks between 2:35 and 2:57

    • @zachmeyer2718
      @zachmeyer2718 7 років тому

      LucaDV22 more like every thirty seconds

    • @hypnotyze_
      @hypnotyze_ 6 років тому

      *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @milsinr7873
    @milsinr7873 5 років тому +3

    The best pickup line in the world is hey gurl to you work at subway? Cause you gave me a foot long

    • @milsinr7873
      @milsinr7873 5 років тому

      Bro my comment got highlighted

  • @dio5775
    @dio5775 7 років тому +256

    Was popping b? i make webcomics

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 7 років тому

      Orange Orchard that is great. Hope to read one someday. What are they about?

    • @micahgriffen8251
      @micahgriffen8251 7 років тому +1

      lol she was quoting something one of the characters said

    • @bossyfangs
      @bossyfangs 7 років тому

      liizzset -_- that was a quote from the vid.

    • @bloodbane6998
      @bloodbane6998 6 років тому +1

      liizzset ...that was a quote T_T

  • @whattheheckdani
    @whattheheckdani 8 років тому +4

    This video was the funniest thing i have seen in a while 😂 Rly guud job ❤️

  • @SharkyDaddy
    @SharkyDaddy 8 років тому +48

    "I'm not an expert girl getter or flirter"
    Me: you are now. I H*cking love your voice.
    And I'm also lower than average height! I'm 4'11 ;-;

    • @SharkyDaddy
      @SharkyDaddy 8 років тому +5

      Joseph Anderson okay k shall lern hau tu spech engrish

    • @dogsgowoof118
      @dogsgowoof118 8 років тому

      Frenchie The Hy Grl Wz Oop

    • @SharkyDaddy
      @SharkyDaddy 8 років тому

      +Cats Go Meow what?

    • @strshells
      @strshells 8 років тому +1

      Frenchie The Fry they said 'girl wassup'

    • @dogsgowoof118
      @dogsgowoof118 8 років тому

      dolphins4lifeangie WHAT??😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bekensdwarf8068
    @bekensdwarf8068 6 років тому

    Dude “I’m appliance shopping” killed me. I wouldn’t have unmatched you.

  • @erikek7910
    @erikek7910 8 років тому +24

    I'm always swiping right but this one guy keeps stealing all the girls.

    • @i-eat-moss
      @i-eat-moss 8 років тому +4

      God ุ you fucked up the joke

    • @jamesroach9029
      @jamesroach9029 8 років тому +1

      Erikek ุ thelegend69

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 8 років тому +8

    lowkey like heck isnt a swear word fam

  • @harrisonthemann5440
    @harrisonthemann5440 4 роки тому +13

    The amount of voice cracks has amazed me.

  • @papichuloculo
    @papichuloculo 5 років тому +12

    lmao "what them legs do" 😂

  • @glithch
    @glithch 8 років тому +83

    i wouldnt be touching tinder with a stick if not the fact that meeting gay girls is almost impossible outside of internet 😒😒

    • @hopelessly.lavenderly
      @hopelessly.lavenderly 8 років тому +2

      I know! Luckily, the person I love is bisexual, but the only one in a range of kilometres. I saw about 10 heterosexual couples while at the store. Cri.

    • @glithch
      @glithch 8 років тому +4

      Joseph Anderson ... Whats your logic here?? theres more women who love guys than girls? true, theres more straight girls. how does that help me?

    • @redcapisgreat
      @redcapisgreat 8 років тому +12

      Joseph Anderson what? A gay girl would be a homosexual women, not heterosexual .

    • @redcapisgreat
      @redcapisgreat 8 років тому +8

      Joseph Anderson if this were true , why would glithch point that out. Why not just girls? Gay is attraction to the opposite gender, not just males.

    • @redcapisgreat
      @redcapisgreat 8 років тому +6

      Joseph Anderson i just checked , homosexual is defined as attraction to one's own sex.

  • @del5981
    @del5981 7 років тому +10

    Lol "I'll seem taller when you're on your knees."

  • @jadesstuff
    @jadesstuff 8 років тому +7

    AWE H*CK THIS SURE IS A GOOD CHANNEL!
    +1 Subscriber

  • @priscilamenjivar6741
    @priscilamenjivar6741 3 роки тому +1

    Your underrated. Your comedy is gold! Keep doing what you’re doing 👍

  • @androidyay3199
    @androidyay3199 6 років тому +3

    “I’m only 5’6” but I’ll seem a lot taller when you’re on your knees.”

  • @MFFNde
    @MFFNde 7 років тому +10

    I'm so worthless I can't even match on tinder.

    • @MAKUA5D
      @MAKUA5D 7 років тому

      MFFN they don’t msg back half the time anyways lol there’s like 400 other dudes in here inbox

    • @based_demo
      @based_demo 7 років тому +1

      Write in about that you are a nice guy. This picks up the chicks.

  • @justanotherjerros9054
    @justanotherjerros9054 8 років тому +8

    i am a toaster and someone tried to buy me on tinder

  • @cjnelson2180
    @cjnelson2180 6 років тому +1

    Just found your channel and now I'm on a binge

  • @hannahbryant3663
    @hannahbryant3663 7 років тому +11

    Here's a cool pickup line.
    On a scale from 1-10 you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.😏

    • @dotinthedirt1
      @dotinthedirt1 7 років тому +1

      not bad, also like "are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over you."

  • @laurynmoultrie7762
    @laurynmoultrie7762 8 років тому +236

    Lol 😂 you censor h*ck but let us see that one response to what them legs do. Poor children who don't understand

    • @butterwithwings8266
      @butterwithwings8266 7 років тому +16

      Lauryn Moultrie
      What about the children who do understand?

    • @reallytheguy
      @reallytheguy 7 років тому +6

      That's the joke

    • @atsuda444
      @atsuda444 7 років тому +24

      censoring heck is a meme

    • @MH-vx5fo
      @MH-vx5fo 7 років тому +1

      i thought it was something from dogrates but sure

    • @chameleonlord8621
      @chameleonlord8621 7 років тому +1

      Lauryn Moultrie now I just hate being so "lucid" if that's the word. I know way too much considering my age.

  • @kitten_grey
    @kitten_grey 7 років тому +8

    This is so funny, I'm actually dead now.

  • @cameron6464
    @cameron6464 6 років тому +1

    Last time i bought a toaster was in like 2009, and I went to walmart, picked it up, and a guy wearing thick jeans and a flame shirt said to me "toast em up!" and to this day that is the only thing that I have to remember the early 2000s by.

  • @notarealperson9135
    @notarealperson9135 8 років тому +13

    You were right about the subscriber count.... ARE YOU A WIZARD?!?!?!??!!

  • @lorax6001
    @lorax6001 5 років тому +4

    the so basic PH14 joke is sooooooo underrated

  • @KatPurpled2
    @KatPurpled2 7 років тому +63

    Well, my mom and dad met on a dating website, and my mom lived in Hawaii while my dad lived in Wisconsin, and she says that he asked where she lived and she said "Paradise" and she says that if it wasn't for that they wouldn't be together right now. Also I'm not trying to sound snotty like, "Well, my mother and father found each other on a daring website so, tch" or "Ha! My mom grew up in Hawaii and I've been there like, 10 times (which is not true, I've only been there twice) you guys are losers" But I guess my mom just didn't like people in Hawaii, since she grew up on the third biggest island in Hawaii, Oahu so she went on a dating website. But I agree, Tinder isn't good. I guess I could've just said that

    • @AzureSymbiote
      @AzureSymbiote 7 років тому +1

      There better ways to date online than Tinder. Good for your parents.

    • @_sanitarius_4725
      @_sanitarius_4725 7 років тому +1

      "I guess I could've just said that" god that's stupid.

    • @claudefrollo3378
      @claudefrollo3378 6 років тому +3

      I feel like you're one of those people who talk a lot and branch off into different subjects when telling a story lmao. It's not a bad thing, it's very extrovert-y of you

    • @aljon5947
      @aljon5947 6 років тому

      and that is how I met your mom, son, more like bore:ragnarok