Person: CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER James: YOU SAY I AM STUPID. NEXT drive thru operator : NO WE WILL NOT SERVE BREAKFAST AT 10:02 CUSTOMER: WELL MCDONALDS SERVE BREAKFAST TILL 11:00 Drive thru operator: WELL GO. TO MCDONALDS THEN YOU FRIKING NOOOOOOOOB
Okay, last comment, because I could do this all day: My legit favorite customer of all time is this dude who comes in at four in the morning, after we've just closed (an hour late, because that's how busy it was) from a grueling fucking night shift, and he wants a BLT. I tell him, "Sorry dude, we're closed," but people are always trying to bargain you down from being closed somehow, and it's the most obnoxious thing in the world. This guy (who was drunk as fuck, for the record) tells us, "It's okay, I'll pay extra." No, no, you don't understand, we're CLOSED, that means you pay nothing, get nothing, and leave, that's what those words mean, how did you get this old without knowing how this works? But then he puts $60 into the tip jar. Just, three twenties, straight into the jar, without even getting a promise first, and then he asks (politely, even), if he can have a BLT. So fuck it. I made him the best goddamn BLT in the history of bacon. I didn't even charge him for it. Technically, that means I accepted a bribe from a customer to steal from the boss. But he'd just had a $5,000 graveyard shift, so fuck him. Meanwhile, halfway through his meal, the drunk dude is trying to convince us to sell him the TV too. I think I deserve a lot of credit for not taking him up on this. A whole lot of credit. Although, in hindsight, I probably should have been a little more worried about a shitfaced duded wandering around at 4 in the morning with that much cash...
Omg I hate when customers came after we've closed or better yet, RIGHT BEFORE WE CLOSE! The subway I work at closes at 6 and we get the same customers everyday and they know that. Everyone in that area knows we close at 6. Even if they don't eat there, they know it. So why do we always get the same group of 5 guys from the college beside us or we get a group of people from the hotel across the street at like 5:55! That's so irritating because they know (not the visitors from the hotel, but the college students) and sometimes they come and pull on the door after we've locked it. The sad part is, they stand outside, infront of our store, and talk for like 30 minutes before they come in. No matter what though. They always come in groups right before we close. And that's annoying cause we still have things to do after that open sign goes off and the doors are locked.
U need an lettuce? Nah just a plain krabby patty :) Spongebob: WHAT??? THEIR HAS TO BE LETTUCE CHEESE AND TOMATOES ON IT. like I said its plain Spongebob: u know what -flips cashier- FINE ITS PLAIN TAKE UR GOD DAM SANDWICH AND LEAVE OK OK IMM GOING IM GOING D;
I work at sooubway too. Some guy came in today and got mad at my coworker and me because the "$6 deal of the day" actually ended up being closer to $7 with tax and stuff. We awkwardly apologized and said we couldn't really do anything about it, he sat down and ate his sandwich, and then before he left he thanked us and wished us a good night. The exact words were: "thank you guys for being willing to do work like this for the amount you're getting paid." Made my day. Seriously, I think everyone who gets mad at fast food workers (or any low-wage job or young workers) just needs to take a step back and put themselves in someone else's shoes for a minute. It's not like we're _trying_ to make you suffer. We just want to make you your darn sandwich so you can pay and get the heck outta the store so we can sweep the floor.
Dexter Morgan No clue. Mine closes at 10, and one time one of the closers didn't let someone in at 9:57 and he got into huge trouble. My guess is just that maybe they changed their closing time w/o changing the sign, or they're just not managed well and closers can get away with locking the doors early even though they aren't supposed to. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Angel The Merciless - Introspection. He probably sat down and thought about it while he ate his sandwich, and realized it wasn't worth getting worked up over and/or that we weren't really the ones he should've been getting mad at. I was pretty surprised too-I thought he was gonna yell at us more before he left, lol.
KevinPlaysEpicGames usually he never finishes it. im pretty sure its hers and gives him the rest but ive seen him on some occasions eating it himself. some people take care of pets in different ways and we really cant stop that. obviously what shes doing, she most likely doesnt know is wrong. so shes just trying to treat her dog :))
dannystoast You should tell her, the dog is most likely lactose intolerant (as most dogs are) and most likely has diarrhea and digestive problems if this has been occurring for a long time. Some ice creams that aren't made naturally can be poisonous to the dog.
I was at a subway with my sister recently (late in the evening) and when the employee asked what sauce she wanted she said "I don't mind" and he stopped for a second and then a wide grin appeared on his face. Apparently he put the hottest sauce they had on her sandwich and I laughed my ass off. Well, she had it coming.
I love it when customers ask for a manager. "Oh, you want me to go grab someone with more power and enough job security to cuss you out- even though I guarantee they will tell you the exact same thing I am currently trying to explain? ... Sure!
I honestly couldn't describe the mindset. I'm way too laid back to ask for a manager anywhere I go. I assume that in some industries (like where I work now) the turn-over rate for employees is pretty high so some people feel like the title means they know more. Then again, some customers just try to complain and see if they can get free stuff. I actually have a pretty funny story about a customer who was very irritable and had the audacity to ask me how long I had worked at my job. She asked for a manager and I stuck around to hear the conversation. "Yes Ma'am, this is a manager... Yes... Uh-huh... Um, no? No... Ma'am, this isn't Applebees. You called the wrong restaurant. Have a wonderful day."
Aaron Cook I Man, I just wouldn't be able to send my food back (only if it's reeeeeaallllyyyy terrible) first off because I would be way too shy for that (and I am usually an outgoing person) and secondly because it would be freaking impolite. Like, someone put their work into this even if the restaurant is full and it's not like they're trying to kill me. Seriously, we trust people at restaurants with our *food* so I would be careful if I wanted to be a dick to the person that makes it
The fact that James went from making UA-cam videos to being an actual director of an animation series in Netflix is proof that with enough dedication anything is possible.
2:32 I shouldn’t be saying these things in case my UA-cam flops and I need a job” he shouldn’t be worried if he would know what would happen in eight years
I think he got confused about the soup cup. He probably thought he was putting onions in the cup for a soup, and expected him to put it in the side cup
4:32 If you had been working on a native reservation, you would’ve had to be PREPARED because basically every other day, a native family (at least on my reservation) will get together, and there are always SO MANY people in native families.
When I worked as Subway while being a freshman in college: -5:17 I ran into that issue with a woman except WITH ONIONS - had a guy ask for just bread - store I worked at hated the fact we got tips - people talking to the glass instead of me (I barely heard them, especially for kids) - cool customers got a couple extra slices of meat - really cool customers got discounted cookies on top of extra meat - having a gang of creepy old women flirt with the staff - "LET ME GET A GOD D*MN (Insert sandwich here)" - People tapping the glass so hard it falls over - Had a dude attempt to scam me by saying his change was not right - people not understanding that subway can run out of bread - roast beef was known as "carcass" -Had someone put a staple in her food and then complain Part 2! -Had a guy who worked with me take 10 minutes ti make a sandwich because he was hitting on customers -Had another guy who did the same thing except he got in trouble with his girlfriend who came to the store and punched him - 0:33 would always happen except they would be on the phone and attempt to hand the phone to me - Had a couple full on make out while ordering a sub - I once gave away a free sandwich to a friend because she had nothing to eat for the day - One night, me and another closer set off the alarm after locking up the store because our tip money was still on the counter -Had a guy who got fired for drug possession, get rehired, then fired again for the same thing - I nearly got into trouble because the store's owner's wife called telling me what she wanted and then told me that it would be free for her. (I didn't know who this lady was at the time) - Got into an argument with the owner's son when he accused me of something I didn't do and I flat out told him he was wrong. (Offense: sitting on a counter) - made a customer completely confused when I spoke in a indian accent over the drive through radio - Had a customer catch a fit because the BMT was not a $5 sub - Customers who didn't pay for their food became my best customers since I always got their food - Met a guy who was in a cover band for Metallica - Customer's who say, "I heard on the radio that y'all are giving free subs" - Customer's who came into the store just to use the bathroom. (I don't know why this bothered me since I was the non caring type of person) - Had a lady talk down to me while I was making her sub, and I noticed a gnat was on her sub...... - Had a patient lady with a family understand what it was like to work fast food, when I noticed a fly landed on her food. (It got scrapped immediately and I made her another sub) - Had someone who was deaf always hand me a list of what he wanted. (This wasn't annoying, but many of my co-workers questioned him) -Had one guy come so often and order the same thing, I could make his sub and have his total ready right when we walked in the door - Lots of customers complained that the tax was higher than other places. (Which is true, but I couldn't care less) - Had people ask if we made soup -People who get angry because we didn't accept point cards -People who rush their order before I can even get their bread, and expect me to memorize it -Had some people guide me through their sandwich and then tell me they don't want it before I tell them how much it cost -Asking people what they want and I get greeted with "5 DOLLAR FOOTLONG!" -People who would go through the drive through after closing - Had a drug dealer call our store on and off -Dairy Queen workers always got discounts because they gave us "sandwich artist" discounts. (This was never questioned and we shunned those who did) -Had a guy get fired for burning all the bread and cookies because he chose to get high on the job. 2 weeks later, we found out he died in a car accident. (That escalated quickly)
since I'm watching a fast food or food establishment related video, now I want some Sonic chicken. who have heard of the sonic food place? I know some of you love the chicken there. :)
James: do you want your receipt? Customer: no. *receipt prints* Edit: oh heck this blew up! Edit 2: I feel like people are claiming others with the same comment are copying because of my comment. People get simular ideas y’know
As a worker at Sooubway, I can confirm that provolone is the easiest cheese to pull apart with gloves on. edit: okay I hate editing comments but for the love of god PLEASE stop arguing with me abt Sooubway cheese. idc. i really don't care. cheese peelability absolutely depends on location, amount of time it's been since it's been prepped, etc. at MY location on MOST days, provolone is the easiest. my god.
3:37 I think what happened was he saw that you were putting onions in a soup cup and maybe he knew that that was a soup cup so maybe he thought you thought he said onion soup but he wanted onions in those teeny tiny cups.
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After 3 years I think I figured out "on the side of what". The guy could've been non English-fluent, so he could've been confusing onions with another vegetable, and since he didn't get the vegetable he wanted, he started asking for the one "on the side," meaning "next to it." BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY
Costumer: hey I want this! Employee: okay, that'll be 20 dollars! Customer: nah Employee: you don't want it? Costumer: no I want it... I'm just not paying for it
James: Do you want your receipt Customer: No Receipt Prints James: Trying to stuff the receipt back into the machine Customer: Am I bothering something here?
I imagine it would be like this: James: Would you like a receipt? **presses print button** Person: No thank you! James: 0-0 **receipt prints** Person: I said no..
At McDonald's, we had the soda machine behind the counter. This one kid was like, "Can I get a water? -whisper-sprite ;)" I was like, yeah... ok. I filled it with water, and was like, "Here's your water ;3" He probably wasn't happy with me xD
***** No no no... He asked for water, then whispered that he really wanted Sprite. I played along as if I was giving him Sprite, but really did give him water.
Niki Jones-Kline hey I start my first day tomorrow at subway and they gave me a list of stuff to remember for the sandwiches what the hell is a 1/2 set up?? Are these hard to remember
Al & Kal I don't work for subway, but I was the assistant manager at a fast food restaurant once. Just ask your manager for the sandwiches recipes/diagram and memorize it all, it'll make your life a lot easier when working in the kitchen/cashier during a busy day and makes multitasking a whole lot easier!
@@imnotjakc2245 no, it's like, no one says anything. There is not anyone saying anything. No-one is what you're referring to, that's no person, that there is no one. It's complicated😅
i just like my cheese with 100% 'merican freedom dont judge
Heh I like parmeasan
Your awsomeee
jaiden !!!
Lol XD XD XD
10/10
who else have watched this series like a billion times already
RebelR101 meeee
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James : Do you want your receipt?
Customer : No
*Receipt prints*
Universe : *dies*
Hahahahaha
Lol
Hahaha
Don't wanna break the likes
I like how lol
I'm not paying $10 for a sandwich
*cries in inflation*
Yeah, it’s now $15 for a footlong 😭
James: “Do you want your receipt?”
Person: “No.”
James: *PANIC INTROVERT MODE*
Person: LET ME SEE YOUR MANAGER!
Person: CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
James: YOU SAY I AM STUPID.
NEXT
drive thru operator : NO WE WILL NOT SERVE BREAKFAST AT 10:02
CUSTOMER: WELL MCDONALDS SERVE BREAKFAST TILL 11:00
Drive thru operator: WELL GO. TO MCDONALDS THEN YOU FRIKING NOOOOOOOOB
Lol
*ACTIVATED*
Omg I thought the same thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, last comment, because I could do this all day: My legit favorite customer of all time is this dude who comes in at four in the morning, after we've just closed (an hour late, because that's how busy it was) from a grueling fucking night shift, and he wants a BLT.
I tell him, "Sorry dude, we're closed," but people are always trying to bargain you down from being closed somehow, and it's the most obnoxious thing in the world. This guy (who was drunk as fuck, for the record) tells us, "It's okay, I'll pay extra." No, no, you don't understand, we're CLOSED, that means you pay nothing, get nothing, and leave, that's what those words mean, how did you get this old without knowing how this works?
But then he puts $60 into the tip jar. Just, three twenties, straight into the jar, without even getting a promise first, and then he asks (politely, even), if he can have a BLT.
So fuck it. I made him the best goddamn BLT in the history of bacon. I didn't even charge him for it. Technically, that means I accepted a bribe from a customer to steal from the boss. But he'd just had a $5,000 graveyard shift, so fuck him.
Meanwhile, halfway through his meal, the drunk dude is trying to convince us to sell him the TV too. I think I deserve a lot of credit for not taking him up on this. A whole lot of credit. Although, in hindsight, I probably should have been a little more worried about a shitfaced duded wandering around at 4 in the morning with that much cash...
XD this story made my day.
Omg I hate when customers came after we've closed or better yet, RIGHT BEFORE WE CLOSE! The subway I work at closes at 6 and we get the same customers everyday and they know that. Everyone in that area knows we close at 6. Even if they don't eat there, they know it. So why do we always get the same group of 5 guys from the college beside us or we get a group of people from the hotel across the street at like 5:55! That's so irritating because they know (not the visitors from the hotel, but the college students) and sometimes they come and pull on the door after we've locked it. The sad part is, they stand outside, infront of our store, and talk for like 30 minutes before they come in. No matter what though. They always come in groups right before we close. And that's annoying cause we still have things to do after that open sign goes off and the doors are locked.
Tamlinearthly that is one stupidly long comment
Tamlinearthly not reading it..... nothing over a period.
same
“Anything else?”
“Yeah! 7 MEATBALLS!”
This is why you never ask if there’s anything else 😂🤣
I think he meant on the side
Laura Boyer ahhh! 😂🤣 I was so confused too
U need an lettuce?
Nah just a plain krabby patty :)
Spongebob: WHAT??? THEIR HAS TO BE LETTUCE CHEESE AND TOMATOES ON IT.
like I said its plain
Spongebob: u know what -flips cashier-
FINE ITS PLAIN TAKE UR GOD DAM SANDWICH AND LEAVE
OK OK IMM GOING IM GOING D;
That make sense
@@abaasbarakat3375 indeed 😏
"I WANT ONIONS ON THE SIDE!"
"On the side of what?"
"ONIONS!!!!"
LOL
@@fireschoolbus NO!!!! NOT LOL!!!!!!! ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!
*confused screaming*
I think the customer thought he was making soup
ONIONS
This video is why I get Provolone every time at subway. I feel like a hero every time.
If you get a cold cut combo we’ll like you even more-a loving subway employee
ღBobaTeaღ a hero
Provolone = Foot Cheese 🤢
lol
My sooubway usual is
Cold Cut Combo
Bacon (obviously)
Shredded cheese
Lettuce
Mayo
Mustard
Salt and Pepper
On white bread
James: do you want your receipt?
Customer: naaa-
James: *THERE IS NO GOING BACK, MORTAL*
I usually wheeze at these types of comments, but this type I really laughed 🤣
Copied
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@@Eric-ik3en wdym?
@Mot Goaiu ???
“Oh she’s stealing.”
“Whatever its only $4-“
I feel like that would be me lmao
Lol
How many subs can i get from this comment? Current: 3
@@epikgalaxy5386 you forgot the ‘-‘ symbol before 3.
Sounds like something from RvB a bit.
The money sign goes before the number
Why are all his altros cut out 😢6:45
Yeah I also noticed that and i don’t know why
Outros
he deleted all the outro(s) for some reason 😢
*james counts to five in head*
James: Do you want your receipt?
Customer: No, thank you.
*receipt awkwardly prints*
Patrick 😆
Exactly lol
Patrick where’s sponge bob? XD
How could patrick be THIS funny
Patrick thats wt i thought lol
Guy: “I want onions on the side.”
James: “On the side of what..?”
Guy: “ONIONS!”
And the Onions said, "I am beside myself..."
SuperCreeper 404 omg yas 😂😂😂🤣
I think he wanted it actually in a side cup not a soup cup
Onions have layers
*ONIONS*
"And then he screamed...*ONIONS!!!*" I cried at that part
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE!
like in worst intros
The Pizza Guy Yep, I am everywhere :3
lel
:3
ethan dienert lol
“I’m not paying $10 for a footlong” that’s a wild statement in 2024 😭
FR
Cabt relate in my country a footlong is 5-6€😭😭
Here in aus footloose are like 9-14 dollars
Thanks joe 💀
it’s literally 14 dollars here in California now 😭 (18 with the meal deal)
I work at sooubway too. Some guy came in today and got mad at my coworker and me because the "$6 deal of the day" actually ended up being closer to $7 with tax and stuff. We awkwardly apologized and said we couldn't really do anything about it, he sat down and ate his sandwich, and then before he left he thanked us and wished us a good night. The exact words were: "thank you guys for being willing to do work like this for the amount you're getting paid."
Made my day. Seriously, I think everyone who gets mad at fast food workers (or any low-wage job or young workers) just needs to take a step back and put themselves in someone else's shoes for a minute. It's not like we're _trying_ to make you suffer. We just want to make you your darn sandwich so you can pay and get the heck outta the store so we can sweep the floor.
Dexter Morgan No clue. Mine closes at 10, and one time one of the closers didn't let someone in at 9:57 and he got into huge trouble. My guess is just that maybe they changed their closing time w/o changing the sign, or they're just not managed well and closers can get away with locking the doors early even though they aren't supposed to. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tbh some workers are dicks but i can agree
Ramen p
What? Why would he be mad and then be thankful.
Angel The Merciless - Introspection. He probably sat down and thought about it while he ate his sandwich, and realized it wasn't worth getting worked up over and/or that we weren't really the ones he should've been getting mad at. I was pretty surprised too-I thought he was gonna yell at us more before he left, lol.
“Do u want ur receipt?”
Customer: No
**Receipt prints out**
James:Waht
Copied
Im sorry but i dont read comments that much
@@Icyings you copy it from another man
marronraygamer57 Gamer HE SAID THAT HE DIDNT KNOW IDIOT
marronraygamer57 Gamer its not that big of a deal
James: Do you want your receipt?
Customer: No
**receipt prints**
CatGirl 07 u copied some one else
I did. Oh lol . I just thought that if somebody didn’t want their receipt then it printed, it’d be so awkward lol. Sorry to whomever I “copied”
AlphaWolf oh. Because when I went to subway once, and my mom didn’t want her receipt, so it didn’t print. Lol
Savage Kid I
CatGirl 07 this happened to me once and i just thought "yea, this person watches the odd1sout"
Did it cut at 6:47 for anyone else? It felt like it wouldve been longer but his voice and the vid cut at that time
Yeah me
Same
sameee
Ya what the heck i don't remember that happening before
Me neither
I work at mcdonalds and almost every day this lady comes in with her dog and buys an icecream cone for him. Its not annoying, its just adorable
dannystoast
Omg 😲 kawaii!!😄😍
dannystoast That's incredibly bad for the dog if it's everyday, it's a ton of sugar and it'd be hazardous to his/her health.
my coworker's dog really likes the gogurt tubes and the pictures were just so adorable
KevinPlaysEpicGames usually he never finishes it. im pretty sure its hers and gives him the rest but ive seen him on some occasions eating it himself. some people take care of pets in different ways and we really cant stop that. obviously what shes doing, she most likely doesnt know is wrong. so shes just trying to treat her dog :))
dannystoast You should tell her, the dog is most likely lactose intolerant (as most dogs are) and most likely has diarrhea and digestive problems if this has been occurring for a long time. Some ice creams that aren't made naturally can be poisonous to the dog.
Robber: GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER
James: would you like a sooubway with that?
Robber: yes i would
XD
Do u want it toasted
*XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD*
Robber:thanks(takes cash register)
diced meatballs on the side?
James: Do you want your receipt?
Customer: N-
*Receipt pops out*
Agent Kitty customer: OK THEN
Lol
Pranked.
Me: u want the receipt?
Customer: n-
Receipt: pops out
Me: well u get it anyways
Guess im having that receipt then
Reliving memories of watching these videos when they came out when I was at school
This really is the best channel that i have ever had the pleasure of finding
James: NO! I won't spend $10 on a sandwich!!!
Also James: But I will spend $50,000 on sprinkles!
#JamesLogic
Yup:3
Yeeee... #JamesLogic makes everybody... *Whispers* I don't wanna say dumb... OH YEA! UNSmart...
Correct
👏👏👏
Rite
I was at a subway with my sister recently (late in the evening) and when the employee asked what sauce she wanted she said "I don't mind" and he stopped for a second and then a wide grin appeared on his face.
Apparently he put the hottest sauce they had on her sandwich and I laughed my ass off. Well, she had it coming.
Lol
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I want a fruit cup "what kind of cheese filling you want in that"
Snorri Snibble o
Snorri Snibblemmmm mm mm m. Mmm m
this was peak odd1sout
Mom: where do you wanna go to eat?
Me: *sooubway.*
Mom: Subway?
Me: No, *sooubway*
Edit: omg I didn’t expect to get this many likes!
I do that sometimes. However when I say sooubway my parents are like "What?"
I do that all the time!
Same. My mom watched this vid too tho
I say it like that now too after watching these with my partner.
Maya Little I did it to
I love it when customers ask for a manager.
"Oh, you want me to go grab someone with more power and enough job security to cuss you out- even though I guarantee they will tell you the exact same thing I am currently trying to explain? ... Sure!
Aaron Cook I have never seen so much truth
Aaron Cook preach
Aaron Cook What is it with American People asking for managers? I've never seen that in real life where I live
I honestly couldn't describe the mindset. I'm way too laid back to ask for a manager anywhere I go. I assume that in some industries (like where I work now) the turn-over rate for employees is pretty high so some people feel like the title means they know more.
Then again, some customers just try to complain and see if they can get free stuff. I actually have a pretty funny story about a customer who was very irritable and had the audacity to ask me how long I had worked at my job. She asked for a manager and I stuck around to hear the conversation.
"Yes Ma'am, this is a manager... Yes... Uh-huh... Um, no? No... Ma'am, this isn't Applebees. You called the wrong restaurant. Have a wonderful day."
Aaron Cook I Man, I just wouldn't be able to send my food back (only if it's reeeeeaallllyyyy terrible) first off because I would be way too shy for that (and I am usually an outgoing person) and secondly because it would be freaking impolite. Like, someone put their work into this even if the restaurant is full and it's not like they're trying to kill me. Seriously, we trust people at restaurants with our *food* so I would be careful if I wanted to be a dick to the person that makes it
"I wanna talk to the manager*
James: I am the manager
Ah yes,the Karen specialist even before the whole Karen meme
Lmao a comment on a 5 year old vid
I watched this video 2 years ago but at the time I didn’t like commenting on vids
@@oreo1324 what
@@albertoturco1697 I watched this 8 years ago I just didn't have a Google account
@@CrazycatASG idk if ur joking but this came out 5 years ago
The fact that James went from making UA-cam videos to being an actual director of an animation series in Netflix is proof that with enough dedication anything is possible.
*Legend has that he still wants it on the side*
But what could it mean?
On the side of what?
*ONIONS*
Koalamain has spoken the truth
No, on the top and bottom of the bread
ONIONS
I've watched this so many times I know every word he's saying, Literally.
Meeeeee toooooooo
Thats... so sad
@@Dhjjgghjbf how is it sad?
@@roach-5216 if you have watched a video enough times to have *accidentally* memorized it, i think you may have watched it one too many times
@@Dhjjgghjbf true..
No matter what happens, I always end up watching this series again
Same!
For real
Fr
Especially when you just got Subway
Yeah
2:32 I shouldn’t be saying these things in case my UA-cam flops and I need a job” he shouldn’t be worried if he would know what would happen in eight years
James: do you want your reicept
Customer: no
Printer: Psssss
Nawaf 1212 already a comment dumfuk
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Receipt
200th like (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ghost Geometry dash really orangatange
2:53 The only few times that theodd1sout has fingers
He had em in his video about things adults dont do when he said he was 8 yrs old and still a bedwetter
Naino,Si Tay said FEW
Honey SOS *i dont get you*
Sl Tay sooo true
The worlds greatest mysteries
James: “Would you like your receipt?”
Random person: “Sure”
James: STARES AT FOR SEVEN MILLION SECONDS
James: “Here you go”
lool
Cringe
Customer : No! On the Side!
James : On the side of what?
Customer : O N I O N S
I think he got confused about the soup cup. He probably thought he was putting onions in the cup for a soup, and expected him to put it in the side cup
alayna farmer onions*
Yeah I watched the video
It means to not want it on the sandwich but on the side of a plate or something
I was your 200 like just remember that
Dude: No! On the side!
James: On the side of what?
Dude: ONIONS!!!
Best part of the video
Best prank ever, I'll try that next time I go to a Sooubway B)
Ryan Films I think he means like onions on his like side order
Once i asked my friend "what color does snapchat has" he answers GHOST
Oniens!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
Ryan Films 500th like
"Do you want your receipt?"
"No"
*Receipt prints*
"..."
"..."
"Frick..."
LOL XD
Op
WHY IN TH WORLD WOULD SOMBODY DO THAT?!?!
@@robloxislikegacha6969 Friend me on roblox
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4:32 If you had been working on a native reservation, you would’ve had to be PREPARED because basically every other day, a native family (at least on my reservation) will get together, and there are always SO MANY people in native families.
When I worked as Subway while being a freshman in college:
-5:17 I ran into that issue with a woman except WITH ONIONS
- had a guy ask for just bread
- store I worked at hated the fact we got tips
- people talking to the glass instead of me (I barely heard them, especially for kids)
- cool customers got a couple extra slices of meat
- really cool customers got discounted cookies on top of extra meat
- having a gang of creepy old women flirt with the staff
- "LET ME GET A GOD D*MN (Insert sandwich here)"
- People tapping the glass so hard it falls over
- Had a dude attempt to scam me by saying his change was not right
- people not understanding that subway can run out of bread
- roast beef was known as "carcass"
-Had someone put a staple in her food and then complain
Part 2!
-Had a guy who worked with me take 10 minutes ti make a sandwich because he was hitting on customers
-Had another guy who did the same thing except he got in trouble with his girlfriend who came to the store and punched him
- 0:33 would always happen except they would be on the phone and attempt to hand the phone to me
- Had a couple full on make out while ordering a sub
- I once gave away a free sandwich to a friend because she had nothing to eat for the day
- One night, me and another closer set off the alarm after locking up the store because our tip money was still on the counter
-Had a guy who got fired for drug possession, get rehired, then fired again for the same thing
- I nearly got into trouble because the store's owner's wife called telling me what she wanted and then told me that it would be free for her. (I didn't know who this lady was at the time)
- Got into an argument with the owner's son when he accused me of something I didn't do and I flat out told him he was wrong. (Offense: sitting on a counter)
- made a customer completely confused when I spoke in a indian accent over the drive through radio
- Had a customer catch a fit because the BMT was not a $5 sub
- Customers who didn't pay for their food became my best customers since I always got their food
- Met a guy who was in a cover band for Metallica
- Customer's who say, "I heard on the radio that y'all are giving free subs"
- Customer's who came into the store just to use the bathroom. (I don't know why this bothered me since I was the non caring type of person)
- Had a lady talk down to me while I was making her sub, and I noticed a gnat was on her sub......
- Had a patient lady with a family understand what it was like to work fast food, when I noticed a fly landed on her food. (It got scrapped immediately and I made her another sub)
- Had someone who was deaf always hand me a list of what he wanted. (This wasn't annoying, but many of my co-workers questioned him)
-Had one guy come so often and order the same thing, I could make his sub and have his total ready right when we walked in the door
- Lots of customers complained that the tax was higher than other places. (Which is true, but I couldn't care less)
- Had people ask if we made soup
-People who get angry because we didn't accept point cards
-People who rush their order before I can even get their bread, and expect me to memorize it
-Had some people guide me through their sandwich and then tell me they don't want it before I tell them how much it cost
-Asking people what they want and I get greeted with "5 DOLLAR FOOTLONG!"
-People who would go through the drive through after closing
- Had a drug dealer call our store on and off
-Dairy Queen workers always got discounts because they gave us "sandwich artist" discounts. (This was never questioned and we shunned those who did)
-Had a guy get fired for burning all the bread and cookies because he chose to get high on the job. 2 weeks later, we found out he died in a car accident. (That escalated quickly)
Yes
+Core Graphics YES, definitely love hearing CS stories
Hah
Just gonna leave this here for more~
+Core Graphics how does one become a "cool" customer? :3
I love how jadian is sometimes sprinkled in his videos even if it is just for one joke. Just shows how long they have been friends.
so i'm not the only person rewatching this vid..
Okay you talking about this "jadian” makes me think of you being a 5-year-old because you don't even know how to spell grammar correctly
I’ve watched this 42972 times
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jadian
I love the part that the kid at the soda machine on 6:01 raised a middle finger while getting his soda... SAVAGE!
Dude, if I gave a kid a water cup and den he did that to me, I would so be tempted to punch him and his stupid ass brains
it's flipping the bird
Ohhh, I thought it was a cell phone xD xD
+Keeeka me too
totally thought it was a phone
Who else just randomly decides to rewatch this whole series every few month
James: Oh you want MORE THAN 6 OLIVES ON YOUR FOOTLONG...SURE!!!!
* Dumps 100 olives on the Sooub.
Max Awesome XD
Max Awesome when I read that....that part of the video played....literally no joke
That happens to me all the time.
just 2 shots of vodka :)))
since I'm watching a fast food or food establishment related video, now I want some Sonic chicken. who have heard of the sonic food place? I know some of you love the chicken there. :)
J: Just
A: an
M: man
E: eating
S: sooubway
Edit: OMG I have more than 1 like and it’s not blue!!! :D
Hey I’m sorry it was unoriginal
*hugs* You forgot SPICE.
audra rich not sooubway, *SPRINKLES!*
O_O. (°_°) what the what
Everyone says that "J.A.M.E.S" thing. You're not original.
Really
James: do you want your receipt?
Customer: no.
*receipt prints*
Edit: oh heck this blew up!
Edit 2: I feel like people are claiming others with the same comment are copying because of my comment. People get simular ideas y’know
lol
I'd rather ask if they wanted receipt and then act like I'm doing stuff on the register while it prints if they do want it
Yeah this is copied
Lmao
Lol but I wouldn’t do the magic receipt thing because what if they don’t want it then they figure out that it not magic
1:41 “Would you like a receipt”
“No”
*prints anyways*
I beat me to it
As a previous Subway worker for over a year, everything he’s saying is so damn true and very common.
Yep. This guy understands us. It is true and common. That's how people are.
“It’s true, all of it.”
Cool
I know this is old but you spelled it wrong
that's really sad
“No, on the side!”
“On the side of what?”
“O N I O N S”
yeah,i put onions on the side of onions
S h R e K
m E m E s
I think he meant to veg that was next to the onions??!
@@davethegoofyahh5632 you stole my idea! *angry pencil noises*
the guy wanted the onions on the side cups
Karens: LEMME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER
James: Look, I've been here the longest. Im the manager
Lmao
Dragon Hart Are you a weird guy JAAAMES?
Hola Como Stas /helllo how are you
Lmao😂
(:
Not paying 10 dollars for a foot long.. god I miss 8 years ago
As a worker at Sooubway, I can confirm that provolone is the easiest cheese to pull apart with gloves on.
edit: okay I hate editing comments but for the love of god PLEASE stop arguing with me abt Sooubway cheese. idc. i really don't care. cheese peelability absolutely depends on location, amount of time it's been since it's been prepped, etc. at MY location on MOST days, provolone is the easiest. my god.
Thanks for the confirmation
still tastes like crap tho
When you live in Australia and don’t have provolone
@@CloverPandaQ I agree, I have provolone lmao
🧀
“ I’m not paying 10 dollars for a foot long”
It’s 12 dollars now bud
Cat he did this in 2016
I wouldn’t eve
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Lemur Zxc he said now
To this day, some say he's still asking for "onions on the side."
I think that guy wanted the onions in on the side cup not the other cup
ONIONS!!!
bro wants onions on the side of the onions
If I had to guess he might not be a native english speaker, and when he said "onions on the side" he might have meant, anything aside from onion
@@thevampirelestat9308 but you need to ask for onions to get onions
2:59 aged like wine
I went to a Soobway, they recommended provolone. They must have watched this video.
Ol Channel Of Gaming
Provolone is damn good though.
Same
Lmao
Omg 😂😂😂😂
That's soooo funny😂😂😂 i'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂
It’s soobway
James: *waits 5 seconds* Would you like the reciept?
Customer: No thanks
Reciept: *gets printed
*
Customer:....let me speak to the manager
Me:(pulls a sawed-off shotgun)
Me a brasilan-american: TOMA NA TUA ASS, PORRA
karen: *NOW*
Wait what does "not thanks" mean?
@@Target_edge no thanks, probably
@@yeahuh4128 Yep, I didn't realize it XD
2016: annoying customers
2020: annoying karens
Facts i had a first person view of a karen when i went to a wendys with my grandma and i was gonna record but my she told me not to
Rave YT lol
there still the most annoying thing EVER
#rELatAblE
Those Karens either need to get the virus, or put to jail.
At 4:57 is so cute when he said : we are holding hands ❤
Customer: put some more
James:
Customer: Don’t be shy put some more
James:
Customer : PUT SOME MORE
kacee kacee what
Wot
Lol
It’s a tiktok
*MORE* !!!
4:56 did u see james put “we’re holding hands ❤️” so cute😂😂😂
Yee. Oh yee.
Hell ya
Yeah
I did too!
You mean 4:57
“The only other person working here is a 16 year old girl who technically isn’t old enough to use a toaster” -James
Fries_ b0t why was this quoted
Fries_ b0t so cringe
1000 subs with no videos why not?
1000 subs with no videos your name is more cringe than Nobody comments
tehgreatdoge the great dog noob hahahahah
3:37 I think what happened was he saw that you were putting onions in a soup cup and maybe he knew that that was a soup cup so maybe he thought you thought he said onion soup but he wanted onions in those teeny tiny cups.
It means no onions.
Me: what is subway good at?
Wendys: *UNDERGROUND TRANSPORTATION*
Me: -.-
Ur picture is so beautiful
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Natalie H. You misspelt customer and that's not how that's done
Well I got bord
“Would you like your receipt?”
“No”
*Receipt prints*
Lol
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Travis Plush Productions
1 year ago
James: Do you want your receipt?
Person: nah
receipt prints
James: uhhhhh just take it
Likes: 14K+
Replies: 208
You just copied somebody
Mithic_R3y S Oh I didn’t know somebody made a comment about this already😞
Guy With Accent : No On The Side
James : On The Side Of What?
Guy With Accent :
_ONIONS!!!!_
Does Anyone Know What He Was Talking About
I think he ment "onions aside" like no onions.
Gam
ONIONS!
He Meant don't put onions on the sandwhitch put them on a separate plate
0:11 he said subway not sooubway
No way😭
0:10
Ok?
So what
He must have forgotten to call it sooubway lol
2:33 we’ll looks like the UA-cam thing didn’t flop, cause the man is getting his own Netflix show now! Congrats James 🎉
And 17.9 Million subscribers
Ikr lol
One of the biggest non-music videos on UA-cam. 😎
Fr
What show?
After 3 years I think I figured out "on the side of what". The guy could've been non English-fluent, so he could've been confusing onions with another vegetable, and since he didn't get the vegetable he wanted, he started asking for the one "on the side," meaning "next to it."
BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY
A SOUBWAY T H E O R Y
WAIT THAT MAKES SENSE
Genius just..
Genius
Nice theory
69 likes
Nice
I once worked in a soobway where the manager would sell drugs out the back door in the evenings. True story.
Excuse me, but this is really borrowing me.
*Sooubway.
I'm sorry.
Sebastian Lee lol, my bad
+Sebastian Lee *bothering*
I used to go to a soobway and buy my drugs from the manager out back...small World
Doubt it twelve year old kid TRYIN to b kool
Congratulations James on the 10 year milestone with 20 million "Subs" Keep it going
I want my onions ON THE SIIIIIDE !!!!!
+LeMiserable22 On the side of what?
+Chroma ONIONS
***** xD
+Chroma ON. THE. SIDE!!!
+Mr.Sergay ON THE SIDDDEEEEEEEE
Costumer: hey I want this!
Employee: okay, that'll be 20 dollars!
Customer: nah
Employee: you don't want it?
Costumer: no I want it...
I'm just not paying for it
Teen Anxt 6 days and 6 likes
Me when I download a free app.
James: "I ain't risking my life for sooubway"
Milad + Coworker: *literally risks life for Subway*
Milad
Hi
Who is milad
It’s malad
@@loganbuckley2010 like another amazing subway youtuber
Watching this series again after I started working at subway is funny.
sooubway*
James: do you want your receipt?
Random person: no
*Receipt prints out*
how did two different people think of this same joke in the same day
XD
lol
Thank you
Lol
*Legend has it she still wants more lettuce*
Lettuce is the best veggie
MORE
This comment deserves *so much* more likes
“Lettuce” talk about that
Legend has it he still wants ONIONS on the side
James: Do you want your receipt
Customer: No
Receipt Prints
James: Trying to stuff the receipt back into the machine
Customer: Am I bothering something here?
Foxboy12 the workers need a copy of the recipt
True. Very true bro. I mean srsly that makes tons of true ideas that people could think of. Smart boi
YOU COPY ME
OH MY GOODNESS I ALMOST DIED 🤣
Foxboy12 someone did the same comment 10 months ago so you copied
1:26 I think about this every time I print a receipt at my job 💀
"Let me talk to your manager!"
Me: ... *No*
Honestly, what would happen if you said no?
Person:let me speak to your manager
Me:(walk out of the room then comes back in)
Me:I am the manager and on free food
Lol
They’d probably say
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘NO’!?!”
@@Wsg393 and I'll say
" I mean "No" as in, go away.. go to a different subway if you don't like this service 😂
Peanutbutter63 wtf
James: "So by the time they said yes, the receipt printed!"
Me:
B u t w h a t i f t h e y s a i d n o.....
o
They would stare at him and say dooooood I said no 🤨
Wat
He would've thrown it in the trash can.
I imagine it would be like this:
James: Would you like a receipt? **presses print button**
Person: No thank you!
James: 0-0
**receipt prints**
Person: I said no..
As you're holding his hand he's just like " *why are you yelling at me?* "
4:55
ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ true tho.
0:09 nananananana sooubway
*;-;*
lol u just made my day
I hope I’m not the only one who keep rewatching old videos of theoddonesout.
Plot twist: the guy who order 7 meatball sandwiches is Matt stonie
How does this comment not have a lot of likes
Ye
Cuz it’s 4 years later....
there are still comments here huh
LoL
*You want more than 6 olives? Sure I’ll give you 8!*
Gary The Snail THOUSAND
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James: do you want your receipt
Me: no
*Receipt prints*
📢🤬💥💀🖕
Omg took me a minute
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E-eating
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10 dollars for a foot long pastrami today would be a steal lol
At McDonald's, we had the soda machine behind the counter. This one kid was like, "Can I get a water? -whisper-sprite ;)"
I was like, yeah... ok. I filled it with water, and was like, "Here's your water ;3"
He probably wasn't happy with me xD
*****
Thank you, but yeah... not a human
*****
No no no... He asked for water, then whispered that he really wanted Sprite. I played along as if I was giving him Sprite, but really did give him water.
lol
+Enclave Soldier dirty enclave
You are my hero.
Guy: "On the side"
James: On the side of what?
Guy: "ONIONS"
Me: Onions on the side of onions?
ON THE SIDE !!!!
Maybe he was saying onions on the salad?
@@heligotrope no on the side
@@romainsavioz5466 He has a heavy accent. He could've meant salad but it sounded like side
Oof
Can't wait to use these tips when I go back to work tomorrow 😂
We only have four types of cheese at my subway so that isn't gonna work 😢 they are all hard to separate.
Niki Jones-Kline hey I start my first day tomorrow at subway and they gave me a list of stuff to remember for the sandwiches what the hell is a 1/2 set up?? Are these hard to remember
Al & Kal I don't work for subway, but I was the assistant manager at a fast food restaurant once. Just ask your manager for the sandwiches recipes/diagram and memorize it all, it'll make your life a lot easier when working in the kitchen/cashier during a busy day and makes multitasking a whole lot easier!
Tony Nguyen It was on the list as set up ( I now learned that a set up is a roll of the cold cuts lol)
Niki Jones-Kline can you guys shut the fuck up
idc about the ending, but something I do care about issss
I’m so happy for you, you’re at 720 subs!!!
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Heavy accented guy: On the side... ONIONS!
Why do people say
No one:
YEAH DUH no one would say nothing cause THEIR NO ONE
@@imnotjakc2245 no, it's like, no one says anything. There is not anyone saying anything. No-one is what you're referring to, that's no person, that there is no one. It's complicated😅
Ani malzz what
@@shotoftaxes5366 sorry, I can't explain it more than I already have. Maybe you can look it up or ask people with more popular comments. Sorry
FELIPE ok boomer
James: * puts on more lettuce *
Woman: more!
James: * Does it again *
Woman: MORE!
James: * Sprinkles lettuce *
WOMAN: *M O R E!!!!!!*
james: ugghhh i wont be able to close The sandwich with any more lettuce
Mmmmmmmooooooooorrrreeee
Woman: M O R E!!!!!!!
smosh made a video every subway ever and this guy asked for more lettuce
jikook 4eva - lady: thAT’s oK
Te fact this was fives years ago it’s still entertaining
truu
Facts
Agreed
Yup I’ve watched this like 8 times now since the day t came out
Int
It’s been 3 years since the first time I watched this and I still come back at least 4 times a year. 2024 anyone?
Same I Guess. We love StoryTime Animators on UA-cam
Wait, people put soda in water cups?
Dang. I never thought of that. You guys are evil. 😂
I know right😅😆
111 omg
im just surprised that someone never thought of doing that haha
Trueeeee
Pengy 05 evil