If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Volume 31)

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  • Опубліковано 26 лют 2021
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  • @xxTC-96xx
    @xxTC-96xx 3 роки тому +6855

    Don’t worry the kid will just feed the elemental gods pokepuffs and give them belly rubs. At least that’s what I did

    • @notacreatureoftheabyss
      @notacreatureoftheabyss 3 роки тому +167

      what a wise man

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 3 роки тому +56

      I wish my microSD card still worked.

    • @parkhae-il9211
      @parkhae-il9211 3 роки тому +123

      Also remember to *PAT YOUR KYOGRE REGULARLY*

    • @timv1109
      @timv1109 3 роки тому +32

      or stuck in a pc box

    • @Badbirdie
      @Badbirdie 3 роки тому +21

      ...my dude you just gave the answer to everything in pokemon. You genius!

  • @TrapGawdd
    @TrapGawdd 3 роки тому +2557

    “A little too much water”
    I like what you got dorky, I like what you got

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +541

      we didn't do a 7.8 joke and honestly for that kind of restraint we deserve an award of some kind

    • @Tysurgemeh
      @Tysurgemeh 3 роки тому +28

      Explain pls lol

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +285

      @@Tysurgemeh google ign 7.8 too much water, it was a meme a while ago b/c of their review of some pokemon remakes

    • @legitimate8463
      @legitimate8463 3 роки тому +84

      @@Tysurgemeh ORAS got rated 7.8 out of 10 for being too much water

    • @edwinvanderhaeghen2221
      @edwinvanderhaeghen2221 3 роки тому +72

      @@Tysurgemeh in a review for the pokemon game Alpha Saphire a game journalist complained that the region had "too much water" even though the theme of the game was based around water.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +3662

    What's more impressive is how he captured both Groudon and Kyogre in one try with an ultra ball.

    • @xj_vzhen976
      @xj_vzhen976 3 роки тому +213

      Not really. He let them fight each other for a while before throwing the balls, so their HP was low.

    • @maxjohnson65
      @maxjohnson65 3 роки тому +149

      @@xj_vzhen976 One ball catch is still impressive on legendaries that typically have very low catch rates. I still remember having to spend like a hundred ultra/dusk balls or such just trying to normally catch giratina for example in pokemon diamond. Not even shiny hunting or anything. Just shit kept going wrong and it wouldnt get in the ball.

    • @dragtox
      @dragtox 3 роки тому +18

      @@maxjohnson65 nah low hp = easy catch i dpmt stuggle with those catches and no master ball needed i even catched mewtwo with 1 pokeball in pokemon blue its all number rng not impressive just need to know the best move + pretty sure kyogre and groudon was paralyzed and low health that battleand brenden ofc increase his catch rate with o-powers

    • @leafthread3609
      @leafthread3609 3 роки тому +18

      "I have four ultra balls"
      *Proceeds to throw 2 pokéballs with a critical capture.

    • @Nathan-ys9vk
      @Nathan-ys9vk 3 роки тому +5

      @@maxjohnson65 quickload

  • @flying-axolotls4683
    @flying-axolotls4683 3 роки тому +635

    “Godzilla just punched whale god”
    I like that line

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 3 роки тому +17

      fun fact, gojira comes from the japanese word for whale

    • @nemanjastanimirovic155
      @nemanjastanimirovic155 3 роки тому +9

      @@InitialPC and the word for gorilla.

    • @Lamer_GamerPlayz
      @Lamer_GamerPlayz 2 роки тому +3

      @@InitialPC kujira means whale and gorira means gorilla

    • @teamofone1219
      @teamofone1219 Рік тому

      Godzilla would legit do that to.

  • @silence.9376
    @silence.9376 3 роки тому +5584

    *As a wise man once said :*
    _"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles will you realize violence isn't always the answer"._

    • @tgnm9615
      @tgnm9615 3 роки тому +552

      Smacking the balls anyway

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +1604

      are you supposed to negotiate with the mosquito

    • @RFGfotografie
      @RFGfotografie 3 роки тому +115

      GENIUS

    • @melonman6522
      @melonman6522 3 роки тому +249

      That man is a wuss. Slap it anyway, take power from the pain. (Also you can just flick the bug without making contact with the testicles. Violence still solves the problem without suffering major harm)

    • @Azaleus19
      @Azaleus19 3 роки тому +78

      @@dorkly Yes! Yes pain is now your god. Do not anger the almighty one.

  • @jetflightneon8115
    @jetflightneon8115 3 роки тому +2087

    Ok, the shape groudon made, when he walked around the ground, we ALL saw what you did there

  • @sageblast3143
    @sageblast3143 3 роки тому +1347

    " Are we fine with a kid controlling the elemental forces of Nature, he could take over the world"
    Lucas and Dawn: Laughs

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 3 роки тому +145

    You just captured Three Legendary God pokemon... what do you do?
    "Time to earn my first Gym Badge Brock!"

  • @silverrraces9141
    @silverrraces9141 3 роки тому +899

    I just now realize that groudon made a pp by walking around

    • @jakeknight1995
      @jakeknight1995 3 роки тому +93

      That is a detail we needed but did not deserve.

    • @shwang2k
      @shwang2k 3 роки тому +40

      That’s cause Groudon is a D for B slapping Kyogre.

    • @uni7042
      @uni7042 3 роки тому +9

      I noticed too

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +218

      we like to have fun here

    • @supersonic8540
      @supersonic8540 3 роки тому +20

      @@dorkly naughty dorkly

  • @nachomolaolivera7580
    @nachomolaolivera7580 3 роки тому +227

    I just love how Groudon and Kyogre are slapping the shit out of each other.

    • @SpaceXplorer13
      @SpaceXplorer13 3 роки тому +4

      I laughed so much at this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 3 роки тому +92

    “This was a desert half an hour ago”

  • @southcrosswriting4700
    @southcrosswriting4700 3 роки тому +239

    How about one with Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina messing up the fabric of the universe fighting each other until Arceus shows up

    • @zekromtrainer1222
      @zekromtrainer1222 3 роки тому +27

      Those 3 aren't known for conflicts those 3 are always in their territory. Giratina was the one who was banished while Dialga and Palkia were worshipped as deities

    • @jessicalapsley2983
      @jessicalapsley2983 3 роки тому +7

      Yes Please

    • @justascarecrow6988
      @justascarecrow6988 Рік тому +1

      @@zekromtrainer1222 Palkia and Dialga are good colleagues. Dutiful, proud and always on time when shit goes wrong.
      Giratina... they are the guy who hasn't been fired despite being a massively uncomfortable and difficult specimen, nobody knows why he even is allowed to work no more until bro shows up and saves the company in its time of need.

  • @Tertix13
    @Tertix13 3 роки тому +628

    I love that we’re finally getting to legendary Pokémon 😂 because they’ve always had wild ass exerts

    • @ChicagoMel23
      @ChicagoMel23 3 роки тому +9

      They did the Johto beasts a while ago I think

    • @chrism4291
      @chrism4291 3 роки тому

      @@ChicagoMel23 previously on Dorkly presents: LPE

    • @user-sv6ph1dk4i
      @user-sv6ph1dk4i 3 роки тому +6

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

    • @machofriz857
      @machofriz857 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-sv6ph1dk4i ....................

    • @halcyon_echo42
      @halcyon_echo42 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-sv6ph1dk4i I'm still on BDG showing us why Togepi would be the most edible Pokemon 😅

  • @zeitlinger5844
    @zeitlinger5844 3 роки тому +2016

    One more and we have a half of a stack of episodes :D

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +366

      i'd say the odds of that are pretty good

    • @defenestration8
      @defenestration8 3 роки тому +48

      @@dorkly he just never makes another Pokemon episode ever again lol

    • @CosmicG777
      @CosmicG777 3 роки тому +21

      @Hyrule Fun fact. The world's oldest swords ever found has the Triforce symbol on them. Dating back to over 5 thousands years old.

    • @zeitlinger5844
      @zeitlinger5844 3 роки тому +7

      @@CosmicG777 I like that :)

    • @nevergonnagiveyouup4279
      @nevergonnagiveyouup4279 3 роки тому +12

      @@zeitlinger5844 I saw your name and was very confused...

  • @dignified5340
    @dignified5340 3 роки тому +47

    "I have four ultra balls"
    I really thought he was about to capture the 2 dudes in the hill aswell

  • @deoxysoverlord8710
    @deoxysoverlord8710 3 роки тому +65

    Pokèmon: The only games where you can catch the gods of land and sea, the gods of space and time, the three representations of the elements ice, thunder, and fire, the Pokémon who rules over the underworld but without the dead people, and let's not forget, the God Pokèmon himself, who may or may not have created you. Catching them and keeping them in a box definitely isn't going to affect the world. 😁

    • @adityam4263
      @adityam4263 3 роки тому +5

      Now I sun and moon and sword and shield you can catch the beasts of the sun and the moon, oh and also pokemon from alternate dimensions, and an alien dragon.

    • @JustCallTre
      @JustCallTre 3 роки тому +3

      And the concepts of yin and yang…and the creators of emotion….and life and death…..and the gods of the different ages of humanity. (The Regis, ice age, Stone Age, etc etc)

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Рік тому +1

      Well some of these guys are literal concepts so your trapping a part

  • @mirandamartin4001
    @mirandamartin4001 3 роки тому +292

    Ah that explains why Kyogre and Groupon fight.
    Groudon: Kyogre you’re flooding the humans!
    Kyogre:well you keep drying up everything!

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 3 роки тому +25

      Only when they fight is there balance. Not to dry and not to wet, but the weather can change on a dime.

    • @Ecthelion842
      @Ecthelion842 3 роки тому +24

      Then Rayquaza shows up and goes "guys, guys, you fighting is going to mess up the humans even more! Chilax bros."

    • @bobvella7228
      @bobvella7228 3 роки тому +1

      ah, looked it up, those dex entries are from the opposite versions too so you wouldn't see them without trading unless i missed something that let you get them

    • @xaiess
      @xaiess 3 роки тому +4

      "Mom said it's my turn to change the weather"

    • @user-sv6ph1dk4i
      @user-sv6ph1dk4i 3 роки тому +5

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

  • @Aaron-do6uj
    @Aaron-do6uj 3 роки тому +614

    Dorkly getting carried hard by this “what if Pokédex entires were literal” series

    • @goldxperiencerequiem
      @goldxperiencerequiem 3 роки тому +25

      i miss the old dorkly, where are the mario vids?

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +183

      @Jacob J419 the same person who always wrote the videos is still the one writing them (it's me)

    • @erikurizita6702
      @erikurizita6702 3 роки тому +41

      @@dorkly It was me all along, Dorkly.

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 3 роки тому +3

      @@dorkly I love these videos

    • @gradeabrandon186
      @gradeabrandon186 3 роки тому +40

      @@dorkly I swear if you don’t finish every Pokémon I will personally march down to your office.....and write a very strongly worded letter
      maybe cry a little

  • @VelaBun
    @VelaBun 3 роки тому +10

    0:58 nice drawing Groudon! 👍

  • @beanybushjr.7021
    @beanybushjr.7021 3 роки тому +20

    Groudon was really making artwork. Look _really_ close at the burn marks.

  • @darkner2390
    @darkner2390 3 роки тому +413

    I see what you did there on the ground in the last entry, Dorkly.

  • @VampyreRoxas
    @VampyreRoxas 3 роки тому +45

    No not gonna mention how Groundon turned up smacked kyogre away , Drew a Giant D then proceeded to fight Kyogre on said Giant D ........

  • @FnRenner
    @FnRenner 3 роки тому +7

    1:13 Saw what ya did there guys...smh... And awesome

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 3 роки тому +25

    1:35 Two words: Mega. Evolution.
    Not even Primal Reversion can top Mega Rayquaza.

    • @mk_rexx
      @mk_rexx 3 роки тому +3

      I thought Rayquaza doesn't have primal because it's always been like that so it's always in primal form

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Рік тому

      @@mk_rexx either way it does not need it if they don't go primal rayquaza is infinitely more powerful than them even in base

  • @RacistPandaFilms
    @RacistPandaFilms 3 роки тому +142

    when he called Groudon a Godzilla monster I just imagined tyranitar somewhere crying.

    • @brodimere
      @brodimere 3 роки тому +11

      Well Groundon might be closer to Godzilla, and Tyranitar is based more on Bemulat from Ultraman

    • @KA-yh5pk
      @KA-yh5pk 3 роки тому +1

      @@brodimere what about Aggron?

    • @Jeezes718
      @Jeezes718 3 роки тому +4

      @@KA-yh5pk he's based off pulgasari a Korean kaiju.

    • @RivanEXT99
      @RivanEXT99 3 роки тому +2

      @@KA-yh5pk MechaGodzilla?

    • @brodimere
      @brodimere 3 роки тому +3

      @@KA-yh5pk Dont know all of them, but knew tyranitars and nidoking is Baragon. Blastoise have some from Gamaran.

  • @RNJesusVtuber
    @RNJesusVtuber 3 роки тому +223

    And I say unto you:
    "Dad had a Kyogre once. Used it to flood the world for 40 days."

    • @hitfran4644
      @hitfran4644 3 роки тому +15

      wasnt it a Lugia?

    • @Inufan2005
      @Inufan2005 3 роки тому +8

      He gave it away in a Wonder Trade, didn't he?

    • @77mcmarine
      @77mcmarine 3 роки тому +7

      @@hitfran4644 yes

    • @rossthemoss6827
      @rossthemoss6827 3 роки тому +8

      Good thing we Noah guy who survived that.

    • @AnimalMother60
      @AnimalMother60 3 роки тому +8

      Yes, my son, spread the word of my deeds. I work in mysterious ways and it totally wasn’t a mistake.

  • @pascalschwerdtmann4397
    @pascalschwerdtmann4397 3 роки тому +38

    "My mom has no clue where I am right now." XD

  • @casdeboer8756
    @casdeboer8756 3 роки тому +25

    I wonder when shedinja comes by, because it litteraly steals someone’s soul if they peek into his hollow part

  • @ObligatoryBook
    @ObligatoryBook 3 роки тому +257

    Oh boy, time for more totally accurate content.
    This is my only source of Pokèmon info btw.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +107

      this is a purely informational channel

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 3 роки тому +6

      @@dorkly lol

    • @thewarner2139
      @thewarner2139 3 роки тому

      @@dorkly Mispronounced Rayquaza. Still good stuff though.
      Feels like the people of the literal dex are becoming too self-aware of how screwed they are.

  • @A.I.Live77
    @A.I.Live77 3 роки тому +546

    Since sinnoh remakes are coming out can you do lucario and riolu

  • @allenplant1702
    @allenplant1702 3 роки тому +75

    Yeah, everyone is totally fine with one 11 year old kid controlling all the legendary pokemon 🤣

  • @BirthdayBoyBlamMusic
    @BirthdayBoyBlamMusic 3 роки тому +40

    Me: Sees Raquaza's dex entry
    Me: Gets reminded of pokemon talk
    Raquaza after Groudon and Kyogre start fighting: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON

    • @nyx3748
      @nyx3748 3 роки тому

      Heck yeah, fellow mandjtv fan

  • @henryarnold8084
    @henryarnold8084 3 роки тому +186

    Weird Fact About Groudon: It can walk in the water, even though it’s part ground

    • @joaomarceloj.m4332
      @joaomarceloj.m4332 3 роки тому +17

      That's true, the anime showed that fact.

    • @juliofigueroa5567
      @juliofigueroa5567 3 роки тому +7

      So can Rydon

    • @OmiGundam777
      @OmiGundam777 3 роки тому +8

      He’s just that big.

    • @sooqible
      @sooqible 3 роки тому +12

      The pokedex says it can evaporate water. Even its ability, Desolated Land (Primal Groudon) won't take any damage from water type moves.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 3 роки тому +9

      Must be the liedenfrost effect. The water never actually touches him because the vapor insulates him

  • @Oropher420
    @Oropher420 3 роки тому +372

    Brendan: " 'Sup nerds, I'm Brandon."
    Me: What.

    • @LiveLXStudios
      @LiveLXStudios 3 роки тому +14

      He says Brendan

    • @user-sv6ph1dk4i
      @user-sv6ph1dk4i 3 роки тому +8

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

    • @Oropher420
      @Oropher420 3 роки тому +1

      @@LiveLXStudios check the subtitles.

    • @mrartdeco
      @mrartdeco 3 роки тому +3

      @@user-sv6ph1dk4i bruh?!

    • @LiveLXStudios
      @LiveLXStudios 3 роки тому +2

      @@Oropher420
      Listen to the actual audio

  • @SupremeVelocity01
    @SupremeVelocity01 3 роки тому +1

    The magma pulsing effect on the ground "art" are a nice touch, you can clearly tell there was a lot of effort put into that "art"

  • @itsatentaquil3152
    @itsatentaquil3152 3 роки тому +5

    "He can take over the world if he wanted to!"
    Brendan/Ruby: "I only like beautiful pokemon and want to only enter contests"

  • @Ok-vx7cb
    @Ok-vx7cb 3 роки тому +98

    Even though Dorkly is litterally conveyring Pokedex entry series, i still love them all because most of them has an original comedy and dorkly knows how to entertain people.

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 3 роки тому

      Factsv

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 3 роки тому

      ..........

    • @user-sv6ph1dk4i
      @user-sv6ph1dk4i 3 роки тому +3

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 3 роки тому

      @@user-sv6ph1dk4i wow 😂 was

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +9

      you gotta stop commenting this please dude

  • @Random89673
    @Random89673 3 роки тому +55

    I love how groudon and kyogre were just slapping each other

    • @Trustee-of-The-Most-High
      @Trustee-of-The-Most-High 3 роки тому

      Excuseeeee me, that was goku and vege[censored]
      Dorky:shhhhh go to sleeep shhhh
      😈=3😷😴

    • @user-sv6ph1dk4i
      @user-sv6ph1dk4i 3 роки тому +1

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

    • @connoryoung4380
      @connoryoung4380 3 роки тому +3

      @@user-sv6ph1dk4i Excuse me. WTF did I just read

    • @graylee945
      @graylee945 3 роки тому

      XR

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-sv6ph1dk4i Dude, is 4chan down or why do you have to post this in a yt comment section? But thanks for posting it under several comments, that way no one has to consider whether or not the content is sexually explicit, since we can just report it as spam.

  • @hw5638
    @hw5638 2 роки тому +6

    "I'm Brendan...I have 4 ultra balls." Catches two legendries without trying. I hate Brendan.

  • @Ori_Kohav
    @Ori_Kohav 3 роки тому +1

    This just never gets old. I especially love this one, since it's about the legendaries of my personal favorite generation

  • @xav9793
    @xav9793 3 роки тому +13

    Groudon made an oddly suspicious shape on the ground if you paid close attention

  • @Universe_World
    @Universe_World 3 роки тому +21

    "Oh good some kind of lava Godzilla." Perfect🤣👌

  • @dovahsblight7677
    @dovahsblight7677 3 роки тому +5

    Am I the only one who sees what the ground looks like after Groudon stomped on it (2:11)?

  • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
    @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 3 роки тому +4

    1:41 This would be the perfect and right time for MELOETTA right now.

  • @thalandor46
    @thalandor46 3 роки тому +8

    Huge props to the animation quality in the Kyogre/Groudon slap fest. I don't recall if those sprites are sourced from anywhere, but it's way more frames and details than I typically expect from this series!

  • @angeldog4091
    @angeldog4091 3 роки тому +7

    Dorkly,
    This channel has the power to great massive amounts of literal Pokédex entries and will never stop

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +2

      agreed

    • @user-sv6ph1dk4i
      @user-sv6ph1dk4i 3 роки тому

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

    • @angeldog4091
      @angeldog4091 3 роки тому

      @@user-sv6ph1dk4i what the heck

    • @angeldog4091
      @angeldog4091 3 роки тому

      @@user-sv6ph1dk4i interesting but not relevant

  • @mathewike8295
    @mathewike8295 3 роки тому

    This is probably the best dorkly video of pokemon made up to date. Too bad it's so short. I would prefer a longer remake of this one. I didn't have enough time to laugh.

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 3 роки тому +1

    Okay you just opened the next can of worms Dorkly,
    Back to the Legendary Pokédex Entires.

  • @alinepiroutek8932
    @alinepiroutek8932 3 роки тому +7

    That Kyogre and Groudon slap fight was smooth as hell. Great job. Great animation.

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 3 роки тому +55

    "If I see you two fighting one more time, I'm taking away your powers for an eon!"

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 3 роки тому +6

      That may be what Rayquaza did when the two had Primal powers.

    • @user-sv6ph1dk4i
      @user-sv6ph1dk4i 3 роки тому +3

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

    • @jsansdream6860
      @jsansdream6860 3 роки тому

      @@user-sv6ph1dk4i why

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Рік тому

      @@feiradragon7915 we call them trio but if anything there more equivalent to ho-oh and the beast Rayquaza is there superior

  • @carbolics29
    @carbolics29 3 роки тому +2

    I'll never get tired of this pokemon clips.

  • @soffess2793
    @soffess2793 3 роки тому +4

    0:30 I was expecting Kyogre to kill all of the Charmander, Charmeleons and Charizards

  • @Pryide
    @Pryide 3 роки тому +47

    Ohmy, took me a bit to recognize Groudons... euhm... "Art in the sand".

  • @macromondo8026
    @macromondo8026 3 роки тому +14

    I vote for Groudon as our new god!
    *Solely on the ground (heh, get it?) that as soon as he punched Kyogre he made a HUGE Magma-Penis drawing by walking back and forth*

  • @FrostyFrostySnow
    @FrostyFrostySnow 3 роки тому +7

    "We'll probably be fine" and everything was not fine

  • @ajaytejaas7789
    @ajaytejaas7789 2 роки тому +5

    2:03 one piece fans : what did he say

  • @Motishay
    @Motishay 3 роки тому +16

    I REALLY appreciate the animation and sounds of pokeball-retraction being like in the anime

  • @rubaiatrabby9177
    @rubaiatrabby9177 3 роки тому +27

    Rayquaza : i am the god of wind and i control the ozone layer of earth
    Groudon : i am the angel of droughts and i control the sun
    Kyogre : i am the angel of sea and i control the rain

    • @user-sv6ph1dk4i
      @user-sv6ph1dk4i 3 роки тому +1

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

    • @AntonioGarcia-rr2ts
      @AntonioGarcia-rr2ts 3 роки тому +1

      Hurricane Hoennesis.😆😆😆😆

  • @Blizz3112
    @Blizz3112 3 роки тому

    This is surprisingly uplifting for a change Dorkly-wise... :-P

  • @NephiLoWaterGodXVII
    @NephiLoWaterGodXVII 3 роки тому

    Keep doing these videos!

  • @mohamedabdourahman9845
    @mohamedabdourahman9845 3 роки тому +6

    Rayquaza is basically Kyogre and Groudon's mom telling them to shut the heck up.

  • @noahwats7469
    @noahwats7469 3 роки тому +59

    Kid: Hey Kyogre!
    Kyogre: What's up?
    Kid: You're that pokémon that controls water right.
    Kyogre: That's right.
    Kid: I have a question to ask you.
    Kyogre: Ask away!
    Kid: Is water wet?
    Kyogre: *sigh* Here we go again.

    • @user-sv6ph1dk4i
      @user-sv6ph1dk4i 3 роки тому

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 3 роки тому

      Unnecessary information

    • @noahwats7469
      @noahwats7469 3 роки тому

      That was rather descriptive 😅

  • @LadyLeomon
    @LadyLeomon 3 роки тому +2

    That jab at IGN ... Dorkly you are a freaking genius 😂😂😂
    Thanks for another awesome vid and a belated Happy 25th Pokéversary to all 💙🐱💙

  • @WarChallenger
    @WarChallenger 3 роки тому

    Bro, those fighting animations were awesome!

  • @therjgaming617
    @therjgaming617 3 роки тому +4

    happy 25th anniversary pokemon!

    • @justadude274
      @justadude274 3 роки тому +2

      And happy 35th dragon ball anniversary

  • @diegojoabkn
    @diegojoabkn 3 роки тому +34

    1:05 Nobody
    Absolute Nobody
    Groundon: "Im gonna walk around and draw a lava d*ck on the ground lol"

    • @nachomolaolivera7580
      @nachomolaolivera7580 3 роки тому +2

      Thas Groudon.

    • @coolxdmx3
      @coolxdmx3 3 роки тому +2

      Change the name

    • @mayronsting5627
      @mayronsting5627 3 роки тому +2

      You had one job

    • @diegojoabkn
      @diegojoabkn 3 роки тому

      and remember kids, acid is bad for you, or u will end like me writing the wrong pokemon name, i will fix it. How could i ever forget that he was Arceus and not Kryoge?! Jesus

  • @aaronazzcalibur4261
    @aaronazzcalibur4261 3 роки тому

    love these videos

  • @rustygx4867
    @rustygx4867 3 роки тому +2

    The way they fight is quite awesome.

  • @carterclan1748
    @carterclan1748 3 роки тому +6

    These videos are quality 😂. Love when you upload!!!

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +1

      it is our pleasure

    • @user-sv6ph1dk4i
      @user-sv6ph1dk4i 3 роки тому

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

  • @angeldog4091
    @angeldog4091 3 роки тому +13

    I will never stop commenting on these videos till the day I die

    • @brandonibeen5421
      @brandonibeen5421 3 роки тому

      Cool

    • @aforerunner1773
      @aforerunner1773 3 роки тому

      Want a medal?

    • @angeldog4091
      @angeldog4091 3 роки тому +1

      @@aforerunner1773 I’ll take that thank youu

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +3

      @@angeldog4091 we're mailing you one now. thank you for your service

    • @angeldog4091
      @angeldog4091 3 роки тому +3

      @@dorkly wait how do you know my address...

  • @dylanmathis7289
    @dylanmathis7289 3 роки тому

    I think this is a new fav

  • @Terrakinetic
    @Terrakinetic 3 роки тому

    So... you guys at Dorkly are really pumping these out now.

  • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
    @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 3 роки тому +9

    I'm suddenly very interested in the sinnoh legends pokedex entry's.. Dialga, Palkia, Arceus, hopefully Giratina XD

  • @austinlawrence1655
    @austinlawrence1655 3 роки тому +7

    "Yes it will be fine" top 10 things said before disaster

  • @AudioDreamCity
    @AudioDreamCity 3 роки тому

    Another god tier upload

  • @cryostorm2178
    @cryostorm2178 3 роки тому +1

    Groudon kicking Kyogre into the Orbit was the best thing I've seen all week

  • @sir.hatsworth1st900
    @sir.hatsworth1st900 3 роки тому +4

    1:50 ok dorky I saw what you did. And I am proud. Glad to see a childish side

  • @narkreean6490
    @narkreean6490 3 роки тому +6

    It's actually a tough job for Rayquaza to break the two in fights, imagine it's weekends...."those damn two idiots at it again...I swear to Arceus..."

  • @kanizurmi3153
    @kanizurmi3153 3 роки тому

    Nice vid my guy

  • @KingArtoriusTV
    @KingArtoriusTV 3 роки тому

    Why do I love the fighting bit soo much!!
    Lmao

  • @sasamichan
    @sasamichan 3 роки тому +12

    I was waiting for Lugia to show up and be like "Yo you make it rain too!?"

  • @callak_9974
    @callak_9974 3 роки тому +6

    That pathway the Groudon walked, doesn't look anything phallic at all!

  • @RiotElephantProductions
    @RiotElephantProductions 3 роки тому

    I think this is my favourite entry so far.

  • @fishnewt1331
    @fishnewt1331 3 роки тому +1

    I love how we have literal kaiju monsters choosing to slap fight over using their elemental powers.

  • @alessandromaccaroni8481
    @alessandromaccaroni8481 3 роки тому +5

    Fun fact: a 10 years old kid once managed to capture the literal God of pokemons Arceus. He could control the universe but being so young and unconscious of that are the only reason that prevent this.

  • @Actionfan19
    @Actionfan19 3 роки тому +18

    Game creators: So how many Poke'gods are we going to have in this franchise?
    Nintendo: Yes.

  • @sleepydragon9510
    @sleepydragon9510 3 роки тому

    Best part of my day.

  • @brodiemagee8857
    @brodiemagee8857 3 роки тому

    DORKLY IS ALIVE WOOHOOO

  • @Mo10tov
    @Mo10tov 3 роки тому +3

    1:25 When you and your homie fight so hard you make in the grass

  • @slavmonke9069
    @slavmonke9069 3 роки тому +3

    Its funny how rayquaza is supposed to overpower the rest of the trio but gets demolished by kyogre if it learns ice beam

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Рік тому

      And yet kyogre won't even try it

    • @DougFantasy
      @DougFantasy Рік тому +2

      I believe that gameplay logic does not apply in lore, because if it were taken too seriously Rayquaza would not survive in the ozone layer, the literal place where he lives.

  • @tylerthomas6494
    @tylerthomas6494 3 роки тому

    I discovered this one day while browsing the internet, and it’s still gold

  • @crazygreenyt849
    @crazygreenyt849 3 роки тому +1

    So dorkly's gonna upload literal pokedex things only ain't it? WE WANT THE 'IF POKEMON TRAINERS WERE SMART' SERIES BACK!!!

  • @MLGHazrad
    @MLGHazrad 3 роки тому +6

    I want to see trainers from various regions fight one another using legendary pokemons of their respective regions we'll see how long the world lasts

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Рік тому

      The world is ending in the first round legendary Pokemon are God-like their mere existence affects the world
      Also sinnoh wining...arceus

  • @Mike01029
    @Mike01029 3 роки тому +3

    Great video dorkly, keep it up
    But what about if other items or things were too literal
    Like the hookshot in the Zelda games, Link would shatter his arm if he used it

  • @5Porygon
    @5Porygon 3 роки тому

    Jste borci. Mám moc rád vaší tvorbu.

  • @lordmaur180
    @lordmaur180 3 роки тому +5

    1:08 "see i put a sneak one on ya"

  • @samiippotsuboku2580
    @samiippotsuboku2580 3 роки тому +4

    1:03 😏
    I mean eveeyone noticed but i'm gonna comment anyway

  • @r.a.s6410
    @r.a.s6410 3 роки тому +11

    Ladies and gentlemen Dorklies own source of income.

    • @darthalex3
      @darthalex3 3 роки тому +3

      @@max-lee1203 yes it was, you deflated parsnip

    • @kuchikopi4631
      @kuchikopi4631 3 роки тому +2

      Why are you gaeh?

  • @windindi2834
    @windindi2834 3 роки тому

    Sweet! My favorite Pokemon were here! Thanks!

  • @carlmiller8737
    @carlmiller8737 3 роки тому

    Hahaha this was well done!