I know for a fact that I would win a boxing match against a lion. I would of course die immediately, but the lion would be disqualified and I would be posthumously proclaimed a winner.
7:32 - The real joke here is that the two characters at the bottom are from the Dreamworks movie “The Road to El Dorado” and they sometimes have an exchange of “Both?” “Both.” “Both is good.” whenever they’re presented with two really good options.
Good Samaritan laws are a thing. Crap like this is precisely why men don't help women anymore. This why no one helped that woman in NY that was SA in front of an entire car of onlookers. She was actually more mad the people that did nothing than the guy that assaulted her. Showing if one of them did step in she probably would've sued them too, thus justifying why no one helped her.
@@Epistolary8 i don't know man, maybe its state to state but i remember the drowning woman case and the other where woman claimed the guy who saved her touched her without consent so she sued him
@@Epistolary8 Depends on the state/municipality. That's what "Good Samaritan" laws are for but not all states/municipalities have them. Absolutely ridiculous they have to exist at all because some people are just miserable twatwaffles looking to get paid for no reason at all.
If my date showed up in THAT fancy outfit, I'd grab her hand and sprint to the nearest jewelry store to buy an engagement ring. But jokes aside, there's merit to this: it shows she has commitment, good taste, patience and the ability to save enough to either make or order it. If she ordered the armor, she has connections. If she made it, she has amazing skills.
7:10 Normally, that joke is so much darker, so avoid the following explanation if you are not okay with these sorts of jokes.
Pretty much if Spider-Man (or another superhero) comes to visit a kid with cancer, it means that the kid has terminal cancer and it's in its last days.
My big takeaway from this is that Kitsu is going to make a very tall man extremely happy one day. 21:10 If it helps any, when filming that scene, they tried using real logs for the effect, but they didn't bounce enough and wouldn't have caused the immense pileup seen in the movie, so they used CG logs instead. 22:47 Well no, because dating a werewolf actually sounds like it would be fun. You could play fetch with her, and scratch her behind the ears, and you know she'd be into collars!
10:33 This one is a keeper, 100%. If you tell a woman to show up to a date in "her fanciest outfit", and she comes wearing fantasy boob/curvy plate armour? Yeah, definitely a keeper.
Guarantee you the cheater chick at the end never stfu to her friends about how good he was in bed. These girls don't realize it's a double edged sword, they get jealous sure but also intrigued makes it easy to run through them when you break up. Dated two separate girls like this, didn't cheat but I broke up with them cuz they refuse to stop airing our private business to her friends. Almost immediately had the friend group sniffing around, several were in relationships at the time too. Wonder if the ever found out, betting it wasn't the first or last time one the exes ran through that group.
in all fairness, a lion doesnt have fists so youd win a dist fight be default, if it clawed at you or bit you thatd be cause for disqualification, so by technicality everyone can win, maybe not survive but yknow, thats not the question
51 is the maximum answer. BUT.... The Views dont give hints about the actual distribution (no depth perception possible) The minimum answer could be 35. You see 35 boxes from the top, 9 from the back and 17 from the side. But you cant see if the entire Trailer is filled in the Shape that the side-view suggests.
the spoon coming out of the spicy ramen with the color staining the white plastic and the tip of the spoon being covered up by the selfie of the guy after he ate it feels like the soup has a speech balloon displaying the face of the person who is eating the spicy ramen.
The redeeming quality of people who don't like Salt & Vinegar chips is that at least they can be trusted to leave your Salt & Vinegar chip stash alone. Unless they're one of those weird people who hate something but will still eat it anyway if it's there. All while saying how much they hate it. There's no helping those kinds of people.
The final bit about the student cheating. I'm pretty sure that's what my high school Spanish teacher thought because my grades in her class normally were nearly failing if not failing however I scored a 90 something on the final test including the fluidity speaking test. I swear to you she looked at me so dumbfounded and she even went to the principal to ask what to do cuz I didn't technically pass the class but at the same time I did. I don't 100% remember what we did but I'm pretty sure I only got half points because technically I passed the test meaning I was paying attention I just didn't show it in class.
5:01 ohh Jahh I remember that if you tape Floredaman and you birthday you get a crime that actually happened mine was exactly this that a Floredaman was attacked by a katana
12:35 people like that makes me genuinely scared to help anyone in need of help. Scariest part she doesn't even have the colorful hair that would make it obvious she is crazy so now you just have to avoid saving ALL women.
I remember waking up at 6:30 am so that i could watch Ed, Edd and Eddie and then Oggie and the cockroaches. Old Greek TV was wild. It used to play Macross Δ and i was HOOKED
4:41 I would do the same thing as the blind date did cause it was a date not a family gathering 19:00 I swear this reads like that one meme with the two girls "do men even have feelings?" I literally laughed at this one so f-ing hard
As a person who has been a man my whole life, just give us Velveeta Cheese and Shells and Dino Nuggies and we're satisfied. We're simple creatures that never grow up only grow older. Bonus points for a cosmic browne as desert and a glass of chocolate milk.
23:38 Yeah. Because the previous generations did that. That's why that warning exists. They get added AFTER someone does something they shouldn't so other's don't repeat it. That's like engineering safety 101. So, yes, I am confident that I am smarter than the previous generation, or at least the self-agrandizing fool that made this sign.
I just saw a guy get hit in the face by our tree. LOL What an idiot. Well no, you gotta trim the branches. Me: So you've given me permission to buy another chainsaw. LET'S GOOOOOOO. (Skips happily to the truck to buy the little limbing saw I've been wanting for quite a while.)
This gets more fun once you learn that those uniforms inspired some insane quality homoerotic art that might've inspired Village People and Freddy Mercury outfits. 😁
i think i can beat a lion with a large knife and have 50% chance of survival if no vitals are hit. though a doctor needs to be nearby to make sure i don't bleed out. same with a bear. i'd probably have 1% chance to be quick enough in both situations to deal damage before it gets to me. either way the lion or the bear is gonna die one way or another even if i have to die as well ( no way i'm dying without a fight )
5:50 Oddly enough my favourite armour* is: Dark Souls 1: Fang Boar Helm + Catarina/Smough Armour Set + Large Club PIG MAN (SCHWEIN...MANN???) GO UNGA BUNGA! Seriously though, FromSoft should bring back the Boar Helm. *If I was a girl, it'd be the Old Raggedy Set from Demon's Souls. You probably know it as KARLA'S SET in Dark Souls 3. The Demon's Souls remake RUINED the set!
2:27 and its funny that you could find a good reason for the left one bigger because its over the heart or the right one bigger because most people are right handed ... or maybe .. its just random nature ..xD 22:22 i dont even know what that is ..xD 25:30 havnt even lost it with 30 .. im not all ... perfect ;D 28:25 i love the "whatever" from her just sounds like "yeah i just cheated once not a big deal ... but now i have trust issues because he did it with my friends after that!"
People are still simping on Pokimane then gets depressed after donating a lot of money just to think they could date her. I already knew what kind of person is Pokimane thou but honestly, the guy deserved for being a fool lmao.
8:09 as a white guy, that shit ain't that spicy. Then again, I'm comparing it to my home grown ghost peppers. Don't really get this "white people can't handle spicy thing" we're all individuals, while yeah there's a lot of people who are wimpy about it that are white, but there's also Ed Currie who created the Carolina Reaper and Pepper X. Also, Gregory Foster has the world record for the most amount of ghost peppers eaten in one minute. So many people downplay white people's spice tolerance way too much 😂
IF GOD DID NOT WANT US TO FIGHT GOOSE THEN WHY DO THEIR NECKS FIT SO PERFECTLY IN THE PALM OF MY HAND
lmao
Maybe we're not so different. All of us just want to wear cool edgy armor and get hugs.
Basically Elden Ring irl
Plain clothes is a social construct. Our natural habitat is inside a giant space marine armour.
And retire early.
we should let robots prepare food for us and we should all take up arms and conquer the stars
The need to wear cool armour and get hugs is universally human, some deny it, but we all need it.
100% of men can beat a lion in a fist fight. Lions don't have fists.
Most underrated comment of the week so far
It’s just science 😂.
Fluffing hell, take my like and get out, kupo.
I know for a fact that I would win a boxing match against a lion. I would of course die immediately, but the lion would be disqualified and I would be posthumously proclaimed a winner.
7:32 - The real joke here is that the two characters at the bottom are from the Dreamworks movie “The Road to El Dorado” and they sometimes have an exchange of “Both?” “Both.” “Both is good.” whenever they’re presented with two really good options.
You know, for being called memes that only men will understand, Kitsu understood almost all of em.
12:35 fun fact: in most of the EU (like my home country of Poland) its legally impossible to sue or report someone who is saving a life
ye only thing that matters is that you tried.
in fact not helping will get you in more trouble, no matter how badly you fuck up trying to help.
Good Samaritan laws are a thing. Crap like this is precisely why men don't help women anymore. This why no one helped that woman in NY that was SA in front of an entire car of onlookers. She was actually more mad the people that did nothing than the guy that assaulted her. Showing if one of them did step in she probably would've sued them too, thus justifying why no one helped her.
In the US, you can’t sue someone who makes a sincere attempt to save your life or protect you from harm. Like literally, it’s illegal.
@@Epistolary8 i don't know man, maybe its state to state but i remember the drowning woman case and the other where woman claimed the guy who saved her touched her without consent so she sued him
@@Epistolary8 Depends on the state/municipality. That's what "Good Samaritan" laws are for but not all states/municipalities have them. Absolutely ridiculous they have to exist at all because some people are just miserable twatwaffles looking to get paid for no reason at all.
How to beat lions is just to hold R1 and press triangle
Not gonna sugarcoat it
DAAAAAAAMN
What game is this?
@@primary2630 There's an overpowered move in the Yakuza games called tiger drop (can be used in lions)
@@primary2630 Yakuza
I get the divorce one. As far as I'm concerned, the person he trusted most had lied to him, everyday, for 60 years.
women.
5:35 BRING BACK CAPES/CLOAKS!
Here, here! Cloaks are SO practical!
Keep warm, dry and stylish!
It can also be used as a blanket. Surprisingly versatile.
If my date showed up in THAT fancy outfit, I'd grab her hand and sprint to the nearest jewelry store to buy an engagement ring.
But jokes aside, there's merit to this: it shows she has commitment, good taste, patience and the ability to save enough to either make or order it. If she ordered the armor, she has connections. If she made it, she has amazing skills.
I'm literally eating salt and vinegar chips just as it came up. I'm the one. It the words of Jim Carrey-
"IT WAS ME!"
On the lion meme 8% of families had to order coffins
26:19 This is the worst. Imagine taking care of a garden tool for that long? Id be sick to my stomach.
9:24 clearly the solution is to store propane along the entire sidwalk because that's the only part drivers became serious and didn't crash lol
7:10 Normally, that joke is so much darker, so avoid the following explanation if you are not okay with these sorts of jokes.
Pretty much if Spider-Man (or another superhero) comes to visit a kid with cancer, it means that the kid has terminal cancer and it's in its last days.
:c
@@Kitsunero 😔
I know the next cosplay to make now. Gotta research blacksmithing
That first one is a straight no, I’d be too afraid
My big takeaway from this is that Kitsu is going to make a very tall man extremely happy one day.
21:10 If it helps any, when filming that scene, they tried using real logs for the effect, but they didn't bounce enough and wouldn't have caused the immense pileup seen in the movie, so they used CG logs instead.
22:47 Well no, because dating a werewolf actually sounds like it would be fun. You could play fetch with her, and scratch her behind the ears, and you know she'd be into collars!
5:25 the passion for artorias, I would love to watch a dark souls 1 playthrough
It looks good but it is a medium armor and i go with the Giant Daddy build.
11:54 "you got it all wrong officer! I was 'buttering' my popcorn!"
Europeans hunted European lions to extinction with spears and slings...
10:33 This one is a keeper, 100%.
If you tell a woman to show up to a date in "her fanciest outfit", and she comes wearing fantasy boob/curvy plate armour? Yeah, definitely a keeper.
You have great energy. Subscribed.
Thank you :3
Danke für die tolle Unterhaltung! 🥰
Those oranges are fine, it's a variant of blood oranges that isn't entirely deep crimson red inside :)
Thanks for making my day Kitsu, huge love ❤
Guarantee you the cheater chick at the end never stfu to her friends about how good he was in bed. These girls don't realize it's a double edged sword, they get jealous sure but also intrigued makes it easy to run through them when you break up.
Dated two separate girls like this, didn't cheat but I broke up with them cuz they refuse to stop airing our private business to her friends. Almost immediately had the friend group sniffing around, several were in relationships at the time too. Wonder if the ever found out, betting it wasn't the first or last time one the exes ran through that group.
That laugh at 3:34 really hit different... and I love it.❤❤
in all fairness, a lion doesnt have fists so youd win a dist fight be default, if it clawed at you or bit you thatd be cause for disqualification, so by technicality everyone can win, maybe not survive but yknow, thats not the question
5:50 She likes armor, if she appreciate wooden sticks she's the one.
0:30 streamer has a five head. Brilliant. This is the social commentary I was looking for
19:21 51 individual cubes is the easy answer. 69 including groupings of cubes to make bigger cubes.
51 is the maximum answer. BUT....
The Views dont give hints about the actual distribution (no depth perception possible)
The minimum answer could be 35. You see 35 boxes from the top, 9 from the back and 17 from the side. But you cant see if the entire Trailer is filled in the Shape that the side-view suggests.
@@smaragdwolf1 true
@@smaragdwolf1 I was searching if someone had posted about minimum count.
28:22 the relationship was over the moment he discovered she cheated, therefore he didnt cheat on her
She tries to downplay the fact that she cheated, too. What a moron xd
11:30 is even funnier once you realize the commenter has OvO in his name, indicating he's a Drake fan.
12:33
Don't know where this is at, but good chunk of the U.S. has Good Samaritan laws which probably apply here.
If a Canadian Goose chases you, you run.
the spoon coming out of the spicy ramen with the color staining the white plastic and the tip of the spoon being covered up by the selfie of the guy after he ate it feels like the soup has a speech balloon displaying the face of the person who is eating the spicy ramen.
4000 views in 6 hours. Kitsu ascended.
I could take the big cat let me at em 😂
0:35 8% of men will find away to win a Darwin Award
Everyone just wants to be an abyss walker.
The redeeming quality of people who don't like Salt & Vinegar chips is that at least they can be trusted to leave your Salt & Vinegar chip stash alone.
Unless they're one of those weird people who hate something but will still eat it anyway if it's there. All while saying how much they hate it. There's no helping those kinds of people.
The final bit about the student cheating. I'm pretty sure that's what my high school Spanish teacher thought because my grades in her class normally were nearly failing if not failing however I scored a 90 something on the final test including the fluidity speaking test.
I swear to you she looked at me so dumbfounded and she even went to the principal to ask what to do cuz I didn't technically pass the class but at the same time I did.
I don't 100% remember what we did but I'm pretty sure I only got half points because technically I passed the test meaning I was paying attention I just didn't show it in class.
"My mom didn't let me watch it because it looked weird and perverted" that really helped, huh Kitsu? :p
4:40 nah you playing if you think I'm sponsoring your FAMILY on a blind date
Cringe problem: "Pokimane doesn't want to date you"
Real problem: "Pokemon doesn't want to date you"
5:01 ohh Jahh I remember that if you tape Floredaman and you birthday you get a crime that actually happened mine was exactly this that a Floredaman was attacked by a katana
She learning boys
19:21 the answer is somewhere between 35 and 51, impossible to get more accurate with the 2D images used.
3:53 unlucky? as kratos said tohis deadwife "find your way home, you are free"
Could 100% beat a lions ass.
Men will be men 💯
21:59 HOLY FUCK SHE’LL BE PAYING 24,276 IN TOTAL FOR THAT OLD AF CAR?!
12:35 people like that makes me genuinely scared to help anyone in need of help. Scariest part she doesn't even have the colorful hair that would make it obvious she is crazy so now you just have to avoid saving ALL women.
9:48
That’s a weird looking Heartless.
I mean, I could probably beat a baby lion in a fist fight. I probably couldn't do it faster than its parents could kill me though.
I remember waking up at 6:30 am so that i could watch Ed, Edd and Eddie and then Oggie and the cockroaches. Old Greek TV was wild. It used to play Macross Δ and i was HOOKED
I prefer chicken sandwiches with honey mustard on them over roast beef. Now I will eat beef jerky.
I workout incase I need to fight off a black bear 💀
Bro not gonna see the hoke hold coming 😭
29:10 -
When NTR try its best to be wholesome but at the end, NTR will just be NTR.
19:21 -
And the answer is
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41 Boxen
There are 365 birthdays and 7 billion birthdays in the span of a year
4:41 I would do the same thing as the blind date did cause it was a date not a family gathering
19:00 I swear this reads like that one meme with the two girls "do men even have feelings?" I literally laughed at this one so f-ing hard
the face mask only protects the face of the person NOT wearing one, the one wearing it can still get sick
As a person who has been a man my whole life, just give us Velveeta Cheese and Shells and Dino Nuggies and we're satisfied. We're simple creatures that never grow up only grow older. Bonus points for a cosmic browne as desert and a glass of chocolate milk.
Some memes i couldn’t understand because I was so focused on processing the last meme xD
@5:34 all love armor. Men want to wear armor and women find men in armor attractive.
23:38 Yeah. Because the previous generations did that. That's why that warning exists. They get added AFTER someone does something they shouldn't so other's don't repeat it. That's like engineering safety 101. So, yes, I am confident that I am smarter than the previous generation, or at least the self-agrandizing fool that made this sign.
im from van isle so final destination f-ed me up every time im on that section of the highway
You should react to Kentucky Ballistic videos they do really well in the vtuber community and they are lots of fun to watch
Thanks for the suggestion! :3
Jokes on them I read history books while smoking meats
It is a little jarring when it goes from a lot of funny memes to a sad one out of nowhere but idk I kind of like the variety
1:25 koichi
On the first meme it just mean she less likely to jump out of the car if its a 30 road trip. but yeah guy guarantee akward trip if she not into him.
12:41 é carioca// is carioca (someone from rio de janeiro)
To be fair, most men are tall next to Rogan, he's 5,8.
I just saw a guy get hit in the face by our tree.
LOL What an idiot.
Well no, you gotta trim the branches.
Me: So you've given me permission to buy another chainsaw. LET'S GOOOOOOO. (Skips happily to the truck to buy the little limbing saw I've been wanting for quite a while.)
It would've been more accurate to put a certain black uniform manufactured by Hugo Boss in the 1930's as the fashion men truly desire :)
#not most men, please stop memorising the stats and tactics of tiger tanks
This gets more fun once you learn that those uniforms inspired some insane quality homoerotic art that might've inspired Village People and Freddy Mercury outfits. 😁
2:41 Does that mean what I think it means?
I don't think its cheating back in all fairness since they were clearly breaking up.
Those were blood oranges. They're pretty good.
10:35 If I was her date I'd go "approved" 👍
9:49 those oranges aren't rotten, they're "red" oranges & they're delicious! so "yum", not "ew"
They are also called blood orange.
Edit: and I can confirm they do taste good
True, I would love a cool set of armour, but they don't make them, XD
2:21 literally unplayable
Men are spontaneous
Geese have only intimidation tactic, thry weak af. Now a swan - that thing can kill you. 19:21 - 188.
12:16 envious
i think i can beat a lion with a large knife and have 50% chance of survival if no vitals are hit. though a doctor needs to be nearby to make sure i don't bleed out. same with a bear. i'd probably have 1% chance to be quick enough in both situations to deal damage before it gets to me. either way the lion or the bear is gonna die one way or another even if i have to die as well ( no way i'm dying without a fight )
5:50 Oddly enough my favourite armour* is:
Dark Souls 1: Fang Boar Helm + Catarina/Smough Armour Set + Large Club
PIG MAN (SCHWEIN...MANN???) GO UNGA BUNGA!
Seriously though, FromSoft should bring back the Boar Helm.
*If I was a girl, it'd be the Old Raggedy Set from Demon's Souls. You probably know it as KARLA'S SET in Dark Souls 3. The Demon's Souls remake RUINED the set!
16:37 well, yeah, I guess.
Haven't gotten through the first minute yet but this here (0:38) is proof Kitsu is one of the boys. She gets it.
Edit: (5:42) See? :D
2:27 and its funny that you could find a good reason for the left one bigger because its over the heart or the right one bigger because most people are right handed ... or maybe .. its just random nature ..xD
22:22 i dont even know what that is ..xD
25:30 havnt even lost it with 30 .. im not all ... perfect ;D
28:25 i love the "whatever" from her just sounds like "yeah i just cheated once not a big deal ... but now i have trust issues because he did it with my friends after that!"
People are still simping on Pokimane then gets depressed after donating a lot of money just to think they could date her. I already knew what kind of person is Pokimane thou but honestly, the guy deserved for being a fool lmao.
8:09 as a white guy, that shit ain't that spicy. Then again, I'm comparing it to my home grown ghost peppers. Don't really get this "white people can't handle spicy thing" we're all individuals, while yeah there's a lot of people who are wimpy about it that are white, but there's also Ed Currie who created the Carolina Reaper and Pepper X. Also, Gregory Foster has the world record for the most amount of ghost peppers eaten in one minute. So many people downplay white people's spice tolerance way too much 😂
19:23 51 cubes
Yeah I can’t beat a lion in a fist fight…….they walk on 4 so kinda of an easy challenge
Guys have you literally never seen blood oranges search it up
8 per cent? Was it made by AI?