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  • @pjcaradoc
    @pjcaradoc 3 місяці тому +57

    SmugAlana video: "WHY ARE WOMEN LIKE THIS"
    Kitsunero video: "WHY ARE MEN LIKE THIS"
    I love UA-cam

  • @blademaster2390
    @blademaster2390 Місяць тому +6

    2:57
    “What is a tactical shovel?”
    Its a shovel for tactical purposes. That shouldn’t even be a question.

  • @kingmric
    @kingmric 3 місяці тому +63

    It's not a nape slap for guys, if your head was shaved or freshly cut you get slapped on the back of your skull.

  • @Fearless13468
    @Fearless13468 3 місяці тому +25

    Literally proved why the "he lied" meme works xD

  • @ZetoTarken
    @ZetoTarken 3 місяці тому +40

    8:21 A tactical shovel is just a shovel you can fold up and easily carry with you. It usually has other functions too. It's useful when you have to bury something. Like your sorrows. In ice cream.

    • @Krymms
      @Krymms 3 місяці тому +3

      Also some can be used as an axe or saw.

    • @matejbosela9093
      @matejbosela9093 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Krymms or a spear/club. there were a bunch of soldiers in WW1 and WW2 ended by the tactical shovels. Iirc, it has been agreed upon that they will not be used in warfare (You know, Geneva Suggestions :)
      Source: Article 23(e) of the 1899 Hague Regulations provides: “[I]t is especially prohibited … [t]o employ arms, projectiles, or material of a nature to cause superfluous injury.” The shovel was frowned upon because of the prolonged suffering, lasting up to hours even in the case of impalement of the combatants.

    • @timmagness6791
      @timmagness6791 3 місяці тому +1

      When I was in the army it was called an entrenching tool. Thats its purpose pretty much make trenches and barricades

    • @walkir2662
      @walkir2662 3 місяці тому

      It's a Klappspaten in German. Which is also an insult. or was, no idea if the kids still use that.^

    • @_.Lix._
      @_.Lix._ 3 місяці тому

      it can be used to Market the Garden

  • @moonywolf4714
    @moonywolf4714 3 місяці тому +14

    It's rather awkward to admit but the compliment one is true. One of the most wholesome experiences I had was when I was laying down on a bench at school, a girl passed by and said my hair was really pretty, I keep thinking about this even to this day. It's a memory I will forever cherish

  • @tobiaswedin
    @tobiaswedin 3 місяці тому +15

    Men having a more difficult experience with cold, aka "man cold", is an actual scientifically proven thing! I think it has something to do with inflamation thoughout the muscle mass which is bigger and more dense in men or something like that.
    Which is why we can walk off a head injury but are down for the count when having a mild flu

    • @karl_day
      @karl_day 2 місяці тому +3

      it's a double edged sword. women have better disease resistance, men have better resistance to toxins. plus women have a higher likelihood of getting hit with autoimmune conditions like arthritis

  • @pentu_woof
    @pentu_woof 3 місяці тому +3

    6:46 kitsu the fever is medically proven to hit men harder than women we dont overdramatizize it

  • @FreeTreemlbb
    @FreeTreemlbb 3 місяці тому +7

    10:43 Yeah, I kinda understand that, as someone who cooks everyday for the fam. It's essentially saying that we just yeet seasonings in our food without a care in the world
    The "demon" on the left picture was winding up to yeet the seasoning, the right picture was it yeeting the seasoning

    • @FreeTreemlbb
      @FreeTreemlbb 3 місяці тому

      Also, 11:00 that's more of a side of the head slap, judging on how the slap was winded. I would move a bit more to the side if I want to hit the nape, but if it's the side of the head, then, he's on the perfect place to hit the guy on the side of the head

  • @spudmuffin2688
    @spudmuffin2688 3 місяці тому +7

    19:40 “he lied, she believed”
    21:10 a man doing laundry and the dishes.
    24:20 that is a very popular pvp map from black ops.

  • @giominus7402
    @giominus7402 3 місяці тому +16

    That urinal meme was so spot on holy fuck. lmafo

    • @trajectoryunown
      @trajectoryunown 3 місяці тому +1

      I am a man, and I'm ashamed to admit that one took me 2 seconds too long to figure out.

  • @renmcmanus
    @renmcmanus 3 місяці тому +19

    7:16 when was the last time you cared when a man said he is feeling a little sick?
    Yea that's why. It is expected that men be in serious distress before getting what should be the bare minimum attention.

  • @burningsinner1132
    @burningsinner1132 3 місяці тому +1

    How boys actually pee:
    Main stream;
    Secondary 30 degree stream;
    Micro alterating --60/+80 degree stream;
    Drizzle-drizzle generator drop launcher;
    Spinning surprise stream (Safety goggles might be required);
    Auxillary target designator (Randomly attacks most consequences-filled targets);
    Shoe irrigation nozzle;
    (optional) Foresking Random Generator (Up to 3 extra jets with properties of things from above).

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 3 місяці тому +4

    16:30 that depends honestly. Anyone ever experiencing the dreaded "split stream" or had a time where they REALLY had to go... that's happened. Sometimes both at once.
    Was even forced to hold it in one time before in high school and it split FOUR ways on me. Good thing that was a urinal

    • @Gus_95
      @Gus_95 3 місяці тому +3

      During a friend's wedding. I don't recall the kind of church he goes to, but the damn ceremony lasted two and a half hours... the moment I went to the bathroom, I felt like a effin Blastoise

  • @VyperByteX
    @VyperByteX 3 місяці тому +3

    The sickness one at least didn't used to seem accurate. The numbers heavily showed men were far more likely to go to work, while injured or sick than women were.

  • @ILostMyMainLol
    @ILostMyMainLol 3 місяці тому +1

    I don't nape slap, I just walk extremely silently and show up in their peripheral vision and jumpscare them

  • @SlendisFi_Universe
    @SlendisFi_Universe Місяць тому

    Tactical shovel is army shovel. Designed to do the work of shovel, flint and steel, axe, saw and many other survival things. And it is segmented so you can pack it in your back bag.

  • @Sammuroth
    @Sammuroth 3 місяці тому +1

    Idk I have never overdramatized being sick, but when I do get sick, the screenshot is basically how I feel XD

  • @KarNeoLeX
    @KarNeoLeX 3 місяці тому +2

    6:47 ... if i go over 39°c its really hard to focus, then i will likely get a headache from the stressing of my brain and then i cant think at all
    if i stay home i can literally "heal" faster.
    Anything internal function wise will have me afk IRL.
    If i cut myself i dont notice it most of the time even the deeper cuts.

    • @BillyB386
      @BillyB386 3 місяці тому

      Weak dawg i literally used to walk to school with 41°c fever

    • @jameshunt9208
      @jameshunt9208 3 місяці тому +1

      To be fair, men literally have thicker skin than women. It's harder to tell when you've been cut.

  • @tonylippolis1538
    @tonylippolis1538 3 місяці тому

    26:50 “Girls They’re just skirts.” When I heard that, I thought of this line from RWBY where Wiess says, “It’s a combat skirt.” Volume 1 Chapter 15.

  • @DwasTV
    @DwasTV 3 місяці тому +2

    Female watches boys memes: "Wow this meme sucks"
    All the boys: HELL YEAH
    couldn't be more clear

  • @joni8401
    @joni8401 3 місяці тому +2

    Are you ever truly sick if your immune system doesn't friendly fire and collateral in it's effort to burn the microspiders.

  • @FloppyFiona
    @FloppyFiona 3 місяці тому +1

    11:11 Since I was in the boys locker room in primary school, yeah, it brings back memories. I got involved in fights there quite often.

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths 3 місяці тому

      we had gambling in my high school one...
      was playing cards and throwing dice for each other's lunch money. One time, the security guard even joined us

  • @hannesh234
    @hannesh234 3 місяці тому +2

    Depending on where you measure the fever 37 can definitely be a fever, and 39 is alrwady nearing wether or not you should check with your healthcare provider. Checking for temp under the armpit for example, the avg body temp is aroubd 36.5, 37 is a mild fever, 38 is a rather bad fever, 39 is a very strong fever, and 40 up will be you possibly needing to be checked out. Wtf is she saying 37 isn't a fever.

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 3 місяці тому +1

    Tactical shovel is a shovel that doubles as a bladed weapon used by the military

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 3 місяці тому

    8:06 This just unlocked a childhood memory. I think I also understand why I forgot it in the first place.

  • @arker5835
    @arker5835 2 місяці тому

    Kitsu videos always make me laugh tyvm 😂

  • @jerecklacap8867
    @jerecklacap8867 3 місяці тому

    19:48 nah, you ARE the cat.
    Cat-Sunero.🐈😂

  • @tonylippolis1538
    @tonylippolis1538 27 днів тому

    28:07 I wouldn’t kill my friendship for a million dollars, but make it one quadrillion dollars? I’ll think about it.

  • @anjoumaaka
    @anjoumaaka 3 місяці тому

    The P.E one is 100% accurate. And if you were short, you were the target for every flying object in the boys locker room.

  • @Gus_95
    @Gus_95 3 місяці тому

    16;20
    Sort of. During Winter, specially in the morning... but maybe I should point out that I drink a shit ton of water even when I'm not thirsty cuz I had kidney stones once and don't wanna have again, so it kinda influences it a lot lol

  • @WhoThoughtThisWasGood
    @WhoThoughtThisWasGood 3 місяці тому +18

    19:10 no, even as a guy, this was set up terribly. What kind of psychopath takes a middle urinal when all of them are open? The way its set it would be "sbeve".

    • @gerardfarresfranch7242
      @gerardfarresfranch7242 3 місяці тому +5

      No bro, remember the code!! We walk to the furthest one as courtesy to whoever follows!!

    • @WhoThoughtThisWasGood
      @WhoThoughtThisWasGood 3 місяці тому +2

      @gerardfarresfranch7242 If you started with last, it would be dliehe. Either way, the way it was set up was bad.

    • @gerardfarresfranch7242
      @gerardfarresfranch7242 3 місяці тому +5

      @@WhoThoughtThisWasGood You are a tad too literal, we always read left to right! Its fine if the joke didnt land with you, but the set up was genius!!

  • @IOSARBX
    @IOSARBX 3 місяці тому

    Kitsunero, cool video keep up the good content

  • @Phoenix-ie6iy
    @Phoenix-ie6iy 3 місяці тому +2

    Hoi cute Kitsu. Hope streams going well and chat dont bully ya. Thanks for the vid

  • @matejbosela9093
    @matejbosela9093 3 місяці тому +1

    The only reason why I know different colour names is because of my work. I am not an artist, I am a chemist - people would be really weirded out by how many pharmaceutical, food and supplement products are more or less tested on the basis of colour change.

  • @jameshunt9208
    @jameshunt9208 3 місяці тому +1

    8:08
    Construction helmets

  • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
    @Jumpyman_thegamerYT 3 місяці тому

    If anyone is wondering about the urinal thing, then please read this comment (this is referring the current thumbnail of this video unless it gets changed):
    Basically, if someone is using the one at the end of the row, it’s ok to use any other urinal in the row except the one next to them.
    If someone is using the middle one, then the acceptable ones to use are at the far ends of the row.
    You use the one next to someone IF, and only IF, there are no other free spots. Personal space is an unspoken rule here.

  • @EduardoOliveira-qy1km
    @EduardoOliveira-qy1km 3 місяці тому

    10:50 In Brazil, boys' surprises from behind are either a sudden moan or a fake robbery attempt
    14:10 Today is my birthday and this meme is wrong, because I don't have a car or a sandwich

  • @Bloddrake
    @Bloddrake 20 днів тому

    Research on respiratory illnesses in men has shown that in fact, they have worse symptoms, they last longer, they are more likely to be hospitalised and more likely to die from it, so it's not overreacting.

  • @yaas368thedev8
    @yaas368thedev8 15 днів тому

    6:55 Ngl I nvr complain abt my sickness I just move on and help myself

  • @yaas368thedev8
    @yaas368thedev8 15 днів тому

    1:20 Ngl thats actually kinna cool tbh

  • @starvinmarvin2130
    @starvinmarvin2130 3 місяці тому

    Hi Kitsu❤
    You are all over my recommendations😂💪

  • @Sammuroth
    @Sammuroth 3 місяці тому

    Love Memesunero :D

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 3 місяці тому +1

    27:00 girls never get the clone trooper one

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 3 місяці тому

      That's more a statement about the tragic under-warching of 2003 Clone Wars.

  • @moritzw.7030
    @moritzw.7030 3 місяці тому

    3:00 A Big Spoon

  • @monkeywrench-c6y
    @monkeywrench-c6y 3 місяці тому

    The locker room one is kind of true one of my friends broke their arm in the locker room

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 3 місяці тому +2

    Going by a lot of the reactions to this vid, I'm now convinced that a lot of VTubers are Tomboys. Kitsunero included.
    Not that it's a problem or anything, cause a lot of us enjoy that. I know I definitely do.

  • @bluesky896
    @bluesky896 3 місяці тому

    4:05 that, phone numbers, and or what look like gang tag graffiti. That what i've run into working at a school.

  • @TheGlitchedOverseer
    @TheGlitchedOverseer 3 місяці тому

    6:39 - I may get sick, but holy hell, I do not feel like that at all.

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 3 місяці тому +14

    17:50 That one is so stupid, because if you use the second to last urinal first, you are a bad person. You are reducing the amount of men who can pee at the same time.

    • @icelord7
      @icelord7 2 місяці тому +1

      Count the urinals again. You’ll find there’s six. No matter which way you do it there’s only 3 available.

  • @JakeTheBeastDelta
    @JakeTheBeastDelta 3 місяці тому

    6:35 I disagree with this sickness one. I and many other guys I know will continue to do what we normally do unless the illness is completely debilitating or is highly contagious. Is this a Europe thing? Because I haven't seen this in America very often.

  • @addisabbi3805
    @addisabbi3805 3 місяці тому

    Thumbnail hit different

  • @FauxFoxPaw
    @FauxFoxPaw 2 місяці тому

    You did not just call My Mom and her Two hit combo trash. And worse trash that domestic gf!?
    Oml i cant.

  • @SSJ3CyLink
    @SSJ3CyLink 3 місяці тому

    Someone asked for anime name, " something mom with her two hit multi hit skill" titles a bit longer, i did finish watching it. still better than SAO season 2 and 3 combined.
    Kirito left a sour spot in my month after season 1, love the intro song though.

  • @jameshunt9208
    @jameshunt9208 3 місяці тому

    19:30
    Trust us, it makes sense. 😂

  • @atompanzer
    @atompanzer 3 місяці тому

    18:18 she believed he lied. I think that is the meaning

  • @biterfromas2
    @biterfromas2 Місяць тому

    she just burps while she talks, dream girl

  • @yaas368thedev8
    @yaas368thedev8 15 днів тому

    2:40 Nah Idont think every guy does that they also share there pain with there home boiz as well

  • @benjaminhewitt2376
    @benjaminhewitt2376 3 місяці тому

    Best part of the urinal meme was seeing you prove it in real time

  • @BenJamin-zd4jq
    @BenJamin-zd4jq 3 місяці тому

    16:25 it depends on the situation if you're in the dark you have to blow that out you don't want the monster to grab your cheeks

  • @usagipoutine
    @usagipoutine 3 місяці тому

    18:50 indeed did what it said it would do.

  • @reaper66657
    @reaper66657 3 місяці тому

    25:47 it's a light novel.

    • @CanuckGod
      @CanuckGod 3 місяці тому

      The name of the light novel/manga/anime is "Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?" or Okaa-san Online. As Kitsu said, it's not the best anime, but I actually liked it to a certain extent. To each their own, I suppose, everyone has different anime tastes. Fun fact: Pochi Iida, the Vtuber who created the model for Pavolia Reine (from Hololive ID) was the artist for the illustrations in the light novel and has released her own manga titles (though she wasn't the mangaka for this one).

  • @maksymovcharov6885
    @maksymovcharov6885 3 місяці тому

    28:39 It was achieved by me years ago, where are my 1 million dollars?

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods 3 місяці тому

    Oh hey, its the narrator for edutainment ages 3 to 5 video.

  • @Andruieeok
    @Andruieeok 3 місяці тому

    19:52 you aren’t but you were

  • @Muggy806
    @Muggy806 3 місяці тому +3

    Hold on, I'm playing hollow knight 🐟

  • @Fallen69-69
    @Fallen69-69 3 місяці тому

    My friend had a airsoft mini gun and I had a trashcan lid

  • @thibautklinger5178
    @thibautklinger5178 3 місяці тому

    1:30 even if it is Pizza with pinneapple ?

  • @blodhevn2353
    @blodhevn2353 3 місяці тому +1

    Joerg ftw!

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 3 місяці тому

      The slingshot Channel. Love that. Still rewatch his instant Legoland videos.

  • @The_Crimson_Gengar
    @The_Crimson_Gengar 11 днів тому

    Personally I take problems out with freinds... break ups etc...

  • @amirhaikal6672
    @amirhaikal6672 2 місяці тому +1

    2:50 you gals dont?

  • @THE-OKLAHOMA-MAN
    @THE-OKLAHOMA-MAN 3 місяці тому

    WASSUP KITSUNERO. ITS ME, THE OKLAHOMA MAN. I LOVE OKLAHOMA YEEEAAAAHHH. OKLAHOMA IS MY FAVORITE STATE YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHH :D

  • @AbiolaArigbabuwo
    @AbiolaArigbabuwo 13 днів тому

    Photogenic?, pfft yeah no I'm fugly

  • @anthonypuglia8806
    @anthonypuglia8806 3 місяці тому

    Jokes on you i don't have any friends

  • @Einzelzimmer
    @Einzelzimmer 3 місяці тому

    So, it's turned out Kitsunero is a tomboy.

  • @steveh-j6q
    @steveh-j6q 3 місяці тому

    13:45 my sister does that

  • @DarkninjaGD30
    @DarkninjaGD30 3 місяці тому

    18:54 Ngl, this entire meme sums up her entire reaction to it lol

  • @olwynskye417
    @olwynskye417 3 місяці тому

    Re-upload?

  • @avatarpan
    @avatarpan 3 місяці тому

    That's not dark sapphire. Its light sapphire.

  • @liquidrock2u
    @liquidrock2u 3 місяці тому

    Here's a compliment. Your eyebrows are looking exceptionally oval today.

  • @paulj505
    @paulj505 3 місяці тому

    If you do not pull the foreskin back, then yeah, you p33 with spread. But if you do, then it is a concentrated stream, which allows you to aim better

  • @yaas368thedev8
    @yaas368thedev8 15 днів тому

    7:32 How and this aint true ;-;

  • @maskedmischief932
    @maskedmischief932 3 місяці тому

    A lot of these aren't relatable for me at least, lol. All The bodily functions are quite true. xD But all of the more social-coded stuff really depends on the person.

  • @Parelf
    @Parelf 3 місяці тому

    21:25
    😨

  • @TMG64
    @TMG64 2 місяці тому

    10:08 also because society hates men

  • @NekoSchlingel
    @NekoSchlingel 3 місяці тому

    I just comment to comment something and watch the vid on 0,25 speed and on mute cause I saw it on stream #41

  • @yaas368thedev8
    @yaas368thedev8 15 днів тому

    Yo u react to this so u could just roast every guy ?

  • @RandomDude_or_Walker
    @RandomDude_or_Walker 3 місяці тому

    i don't like terraria but i do like minecraft

  • @ddrawingofmikasi.rick1697
    @ddrawingofmikasi.rick1697 3 місяці тому +2

    10:01 (This is just a joke I thought of... But~), I agree, we men need to stop with doing ridiculous stunts and decisions, No more marriage to avoid a divorce and losing 80% of everything, and instead of women and children it should be every one for them selves (thank my intrusive thoughts for winning 😂).

  • @TotallyCluelessGamer
    @TotallyCluelessGamer 3 місяці тому +2

    You don't need a tactical breakup shovel, the idea of a tactical shovel is to have enough tools build into it that it can serve every purpose.
    As for how one can not like Minecraft and Terraria, you could just be like me and be an RPG nut who's just not that into sandbox style games. That said I also wouldn't generally go out of my way to say "I don't like Minecraft and Terraria" because they're not the type of game I like, just like how an FPS fan probably doesn't feel the need to say they dislike Final Fantasy.
    That seasoning one is definitely not boys or girls... its brits vs the rest of the world.

  • @Rising_Pho3nix_23
    @Rising_Pho3nix_23 3 місяці тому

    Kitsu is a man confirmed lol

  • @thewoboxcritik
    @thewoboxcritik 3 місяці тому +1

    🌽

  • @MichalKolac
    @MichalKolac 3 місяці тому

    Iam a boy and i dont like cars iam weird i geuss.

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 3 місяці тому

      Cars are a hobby. There are many different kinds of them. It's more that guys get into manly hobbies.

    • @MichalKolac
      @MichalKolac 3 місяці тому

      Do you consider reeding a manly hobby.

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 3 місяці тому

      @MichalKolac escapism is a general trait OF hobbies. For reading though, IDC but I imagine the reading material is what decides the masculinity or femininity of the hobby. That being said, I imagine the definitions are somewhat arbitrary.

    • @MichalKolac
      @MichalKolac 3 місяці тому

      @@johnj.spurgin7037 that makes sense

  • @TheJerseyDevil13th
    @TheJerseyDevil13th 3 місяці тому +1

    Your chibi model is so freaking adorable! I just wanna pick you up, hug you and kiss your face all over! ❤️😍🦊

  • @LongandWeirdName
    @LongandWeirdName 3 місяці тому +1

    Sbeve

  • @DivusMeta
    @DivusMeta 3 місяці тому

    Hi Twitch!

  • @TBANinjaAbe
    @TBANinjaAbe 3 місяці тому

    Sbeve

  • @The_Crimson_Gengar
    @The_Crimson_Gengar 11 днів тому

    I dont really like mc/terrarria so

  • @starvinmarvin2130
    @starvinmarvin2130 3 місяці тому

    Hi Kitsu❤
    You are all over my recommendations😂💪

  • @macnamaryb7773
    @macnamaryb7773 3 місяці тому

    Sbeve