Marriage is a win-win for women, whether it works out or not. For men, it is literally the most stressful and important financial decision of your life. I just bought my first house, it was kinda stressful. The idea of getting married to a woman who can f*** my life up whenever she wants to dwarfs the stress of the house ownership 100-fold
In the first 10 minutes of this video, Kitsu embodied a fox more so than I have ever seen 😊 Also, Isabel is genuinely one of my favorite girls names. It just sounds nice~
4:06 you learned the reason already by watching internet historian. Men sweat more so our stuff has more oil in it to prevent it from just vaporizing instantly, thus it lasts longer. You could use the same stuff if you wanted, but your skin would feel oily and gross.
40:00 sounds like my DI. He had low blood sugar so he had to take insulin. We drove on the autobahn, looked at me, took out the insulin syringe. He screamed "Schneller! Schneller! Schneller" as he was taking the insulin. I am still scared to this day
I've never cried at a movie or show, but I remember almost crying at a few things, such as Clannad and the dog that died while waiting for Fry in that 1 episode of futurama.
Always with the lies ladies! As soon as you think you are alone or we are asleep, the farting starts. Got more than one laughing fit out of that occurence... "Oh, I'm sooo sry, I thought you were asleep! :(" while I'm laughing my butt off.
4:26 the reason is that cologne, perfume, and eau d toilette have different ratio of aromatics and alcohol. Cologne has a much stronger smell that last for longer, and it is usually marketed for men, but there are female colognes and male perfumes.
It's me. I'm the driving instructor. On the real though. Shortly after getting my license I took my dads car on a joyride and allegedly hit 220 km/h. Speed limit was 120
At 38:00, when Kitsu was talking about going at 120KPH (70-75MPH), I saw that and said "I've gone faster on I-95." For context, the speed limit for where I live, I-95 has a speed limit of 65MPH. I hit 100MPH because Freebird was playing on my car's radio, and I just HAD to floor it when it got to the 4-minute solo.
Look at any review of a men’s cologne that isn’t at least parfum strength - trust me, you still smell like perfume and you’ve just gone noseblind to it because you’ve been wearing it for a few hours.
Ohne Witz: Ja... In der 6. Klasse war ich in eine Mitschülerin verknallt, weshalb ich sie ständig mit der Schulter angerempelt habe. Definitiv dazugelernt seitdem.😅
21:20: A girl actually confessed to liking me once, and my dumb ass actually responded with "why?" SHE ACTUALLY STARTED ANSWERING. I apologized and turned her down.
I don't wake up like that, never have, but it's really, really, really, really easy for the tower to rise in the morning. Also, the "tiny button" one is so, so accurate. Everything is like that with girls. Also, running into a girl that genuinely cares about you is so rare that most men have not run into one. Hence why going for the prettiest one is prevalent even amongst grown men. They have only ever sen fool's gold, never the genuine article. When you do it's like trying cocaine for the first time, few things will ever compare to it. If you don't even know the real deal exists they why wouldn't you go for the shiniest one? My name is common enough that I have run into other people with the same name my entire life. The "worst" was when I was in a class (twenty-ish people) with three of us. We just used last names or nicknames for clarity. ---- Fun fact: Sharks are fish. Sharks smell like fish. Fun fact: People bathe in the ocean all the time. People are not around coconut palms a lot. Coconuts kill more people each year than there are shark attacks each year. Attacks, not fatalities. Shark attacks are usually not fatal. Fun fact: Sharks like cuddles and scratchies. Fun fact: Sharks are the wolves of the sea, AKA, proto-doggies. Fun fact: Some dolphins go out of their way to grape and drown people. Fun fact: Dolphins are the apes of the sea. You are usually safe, but it's not guaranteed. Though not as bad as chimps. Fun fact: Killer whales are the gorillas of the sea. They are friendly to humans and very, very, very, very rarely violent towards humans. Less so than gorillas actually. This PSA brought to you by the Society of Stop Hating On Sharks. --- I did not have a black pen in school. I had a succession of various #2 pencils and a few pens, most blue some black, including a genuine space pen, that I found on the ground and in various places. I have never in my life paid for a #2 pencil. Find a pencil stub two inches long? Mine.
12:47 That always got me. I used to be the only boy in any friend circle cuz boy's humor always bugged me but most girls were also so false (dunno if has a different way to say this in English, sorry) with each other that I got, like, "Why do you hang out with her if you don't like her? Wtf is wrong with you?!", then I'd be "Should I tell her what they say behind her back?" I can't remember the exact year, but at some point in highschool I literally had a breakdown for hearing so much s*it and just spilled all the beans to each one of them and then asked to change from morning to evening cuz I really didn't wanna face them ever again lol (spoiler: I'm still friends with one of them, even 12+ years later) Edit: 13:41 Maybe I'm a girl then lol
I noticed, If you google "girls when they wake up" you get anything. But if you instead google "boys when they wake up" you get the AI explaining you morning erections. 😂 😂
5:08 It's very true. For 95% of men. Looks aren't all that important to us. Cute enough is cute enough. Beyond that, personality and how she treats us matters most. Teenagers on the other hand? All hormones, stupidity and horny for the most part, I'm afraid. And some guys unfortunately never grow out of that mindset. That's how you get the Tates of the world. Don't get me wrong, a hot girl is nice to look at. But hot girl who's nothing but more than that does not a good girlfriend make. Most men think anything past a 5-6/10 is just a bonus, but not necessary for us to feel attraction.
We did not have any urinals so instead of pooping in them i peed in the trash cans of some groups that i did not liked when i was at the summer camp . Sometimes we threw carbide calcium in school toilets and some of them blew up also we threw petards in them or in someones hood of the jacket and other stupid and dangerous deeds. One time some douchbag smeared shit on all of the toilet doorknobs .
With the picture thing I always do the Angela Merkel hand thing [I don't know how to call it but Kitsunero and any german will understand what I mean] when I have to be on a photo.
The names of Men Cologne and Deodorant is so dumb and they never smell as advertised. I had a spray that was Leather and Bourbon and I have yet to smell like a Biker’s Bar
Someone needs to write that Goth meme in a more accurate manner... Goth Girl: Ik Wilja Haba Galigri Mith Thuk , oh and trust me, in gothic it looks like: 𐌹𐌺 𐍅𐌹𐌻𐌾𐌰 𐌷𐌰𐌱𐌰 𐌲𐌰𐌻𐌹𐌲𐍂𐌹 𐌼𐌹𐌸 𐌸𐌿𐌺... lit. I wanna have "smex" with you. Roman Legionnaire: Mei Domini me derelictum habet. My Lord me forsaken have. Be happy Latin has a word similar to have, meaning have, not related to have..
You don't understand how scary marriage is
Yep, all the guarantees for the woman, and no guarantees for the man.
Facts. There's literally no benefit for men if we marry nowadays.
Guy's help I was with a woman for a few months now some little person is here
Marriage is a win-win for women, whether it works out or not. For men, it is literally the most stressful and important financial decision of your life.
I just bought my first house, it was kinda stressful. The idea of getting married to a woman who can f*** my life up whenever she wants to dwarfs the stress of the house ownership 100-fold
fun fact: just get a girlfriend and If they ever ask if they can marry you Just say No repeatedly until they shut the hell up :)
I love how every vtuber I'm watching is reacting to this one channel as if it's a standardized thing 🐟
Them and shoe0nhead videos are a fight of passage for vtubers
@@nexusgigarite of passage.
Kentucky ballistics is also a common one
It’s a requirement. If a Vtuber doesn’t watch it at least once during their career, _they will be executed._ And that is bad.
@@Enteringdullsville irl graduation (guillotine chan)
33:32 the context with this is someone made those images and said they were a meme from the future.
This was years before among us took off
Dr. Strange doing a little trolling
In the first 10 minutes of this video, Kitsu embodied a fox more so than I have ever seen 😊
Also, Isabel is genuinely one of my favorite girls names. It just sounds nice~
4:06 you learned the reason already by watching internet historian. Men sweat more so our stuff has more oil in it to prevent it from just vaporizing instantly, thus it lasts longer. You could use the same stuff if you wanted, but your skin would feel oily and gross.
40:00 sounds like my DI. He had low blood sugar so he had to take insulin. We drove on the autobahn, looked at me, took out the insulin syringe. He screamed "Schneller! Schneller! Schneller" as he was taking the insulin. I am still scared to this day
I've never cried at a movie or show, but I remember almost crying at a few things, such as Clannad and the dog that died while waiting for Fry in that 1 episode of futurama.
I was already an introvert, the pandemic made it worse. If a woman ever asks me out again I'm almost certain I would collapse on the spot.
There was a pandemic?
@@Uranium4Lunch Plandemic. He forgot the l.
@Slyfox104 pretty sure there isn't an l in Pandemic
@@Aurelius1239 It's a joke, genius.
@@Slyfox104 okay?
What's the punchline?
Always with the lies ladies! As soon as you think you are alone or we are asleep, the farting starts. Got more than one laughing fit out of that occurence... "Oh, I'm sooo sry, I thought you were asleep! :(" while I'm laughing my butt off.
4:26 the reason is that cologne, perfume, and eau d toilette have different ratio of aromatics and alcohol.
Cologne has a much stronger smell that last for longer, and it is usually marketed for men, but there are female colognes and male perfumes.
I feel im in a unending loop of watching the same video over and over again
8:32 Isabelle? Huh…I don’t think I’ve ever heard a vtuber say their name so easily…
*WRITE THAT DOWN*
*WRITE THAT DOWN*
true
and like the chat message said, she could switch from a pink fox model to a yellow dog one.
(no joke, that'd be kinda based)
8:30 knew a girl in middle school that beat up another girl because her name was Alyssa, which she decided was too close to her name: Elissa.
? Damm...
15:04, nah I doubt it. shark pee is absorbed by there skin. so I'm pretty sure they'd smell like piss.
The more you know o-o
When I let my cat out, I worry about everyone else, 'cause that madlad slapped a badger into submission...
It's me. I'm the driving instructor.
On the real though. Shortly after getting my license I took my dads car on a joyride and allegedly hit 220 km/h. Speed limit was 120
what car?
Guy secret: all guys are bros until proven otherwise.
personally i may not assume they are, but it's better to act as if they are until proven otherwise, happier that way
17:30 not fair gold is actually a conductor
34:37 Thanks for the compliment! Happy for being part of the 3% lol Hope we get to 5% soon!
I'm sorry, any driving instructor, who tosses my rhythm without reason is getting rocked.
4:26
the main difference between cologne and perfume, is how much oil is in each one, cologne contains more, therefore it evaporates less then perfume
Also me with a time machine:
(winning a few lotteries that constantly pay you money until you pass away cause I know the numbers in advance)
The song Dreaming of You in the Selena movie made me cry as a kid and as an adult. Music really moves me.
8:13 There was a guy with the same first *and* last name as me in my scout troop. I became Chris 2.0 and he become Crispy (Chris P. Mitchell)
Movies that make me cry: Titanic, LotR: Return of the King, Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows part two.
7:02 the bottom is the car from the mc of despicable me
I found this guy in school and said we are friends now we are still friends
2:11 I’ve got two hands…I can push both at the same time and hope for the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yay new vid, i feel like i'm binge watching these at this point
11:21 oh i thought i was the only one with a tooth brush like that😂😂
[I still have that brush]
11:20 ngl..... my toothbrush isn't mashed down like that, but the bristles are pretty messed up...
probably still overdue for a replacement....
At 38:00, when Kitsu was talking about going at 120KPH (70-75MPH), I saw that and said "I've gone faster on I-95."
For context, the speed limit for where I live, I-95 has a speed limit of 65MPH. I hit 100MPH because Freebird was playing on my car's radio, and I just HAD to floor it when it got to the 4-minute solo.
10:32 weak. I cried at Pokemon: The First Movie.
Look at any review of a men’s cologne that isn’t at least parfum strength - trust me, you still smell like perfume and you’ve just gone noseblind to it because you’ve been wearing it for a few hours.
Ohne Witz: Ja...
In der 6. Klasse war ich in eine Mitschülerin verknallt, weshalb ich sie ständig mit der Schulter angerempelt habe.
Definitiv dazugelernt seitdem.😅
2:43 why do you think we suddenly sleep in when a guest is at home when we still sleeping
usually when I wake up like that I need a bathroom
2:37 I wake up both ways, idk how my hair always has a cowlick
10:13 why did you have to say that! 😭
RIP Mr. Jones.
5:16 if she can't raise the flag pole there's no relationship so she must be at least decent looking.
If you hate that paint drying thing, look at some of Pointcrows 10 hour+ things, like eating a cup of water with chopsticks xD
21:20: A girl actually confessed to liking me once, and my dumb ass actually responded with "why?" SHE ACTUALLY STARTED ANSWERING. I apologized and turned her down.
Man, that’s a late night upstart-er
WOOHOO new video ^^ (Thanks for revealing some of the secrets of women)
"Which one is the Tiny button?"
Me: That one right there
5:15 it depends on if you're actually lonely and want a genuine connection or if you're just touch starved and desperate
48:24 I think this is more literal, like girls dress up in costumes but guys go do pranks
51:47 we have no idea because no one wants us :)...
10:15 I’m pretty sure everyone did…I sure did!
A few years back there was the Battle of Joshua's
6:15 either that, or he's trying to figure out how to spell fentastik.
Me with long hair getting hit with both wake up states.
No one was ready for Mufasa's passing
If you cried for Mufasa (and also Bambi's mom) it means you aren't a monster.
Kitsunero tomboy arc
I don't wake up like that, never have, but it's really, really, really, really easy for the tower to rise in the morning.
Also, the "tiny button" one is so, so accurate. Everything is like that with girls.
Also, running into a girl that genuinely cares about you is so rare that most men have not run into one. Hence why going for the prettiest one is prevalent even amongst grown men. They have only ever sen fool's gold, never the genuine article. When you do it's like trying cocaine for the first time, few things will ever compare to it. If you don't even know the real deal exists they why wouldn't you go for the shiniest one?
My name is common enough that I have run into other people with the same name my entire life. The "worst" was when I was in a class (twenty-ish people) with three of us. We just used last names or nicknames for clarity.
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Fun fact: Sharks are fish. Sharks smell like fish.
Fun fact: People bathe in the ocean all the time. People are not around coconut palms a lot. Coconuts kill more people each year than there are shark attacks each year. Attacks, not fatalities. Shark attacks are usually not fatal.
Fun fact: Sharks like cuddles and scratchies.
Fun fact: Sharks are the wolves of the sea, AKA, proto-doggies.
Fun fact: Some dolphins go out of their way to grape and drown people.
Fun fact: Dolphins are the apes of the sea. You are usually safe, but it's not guaranteed. Though not as bad as chimps.
Fun fact: Killer whales are the gorillas of the sea. They are friendly to humans and very, very, very, very rarely violent towards humans. Less so than gorillas actually.
This PSA brought to you by the Society of Stop Hating On Sharks.
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I did not have a black pen in school. I had a succession of various #2 pencils and a few pens, most blue some black, including a genuine space pen, that I found on the ground and in various places. I have never in my life paid for a #2 pencil. Find a pencil stub two inches long? Mine.
Old toothbrush brushes the shoes clean
Kitsunero: nice PP
Me: thanks I grew it myself
Lol
12:47
That always got me. I used to be the only boy in any friend circle cuz boy's humor always bugged me but most girls were also so false (dunno if has a different way to say this in English, sorry) with each other that I got, like, "Why do you hang out with her if you don't like her? Wtf is wrong with you?!", then I'd be "Should I tell her what they say behind her back?"
I can't remember the exact year, but at some point in highschool I literally had a breakdown for hearing so much s*it and just spilled all the beans to each one of them and then asked to change from morning to evening cuz I really didn't wanna face them ever again lol (spoiler: I'm still friends with one of them, even 12+ years later)
Edit:
13:41
Maybe I'm a girl then lol
Earth has no one ever heard about this you had to at least see it once
My first name is extremely uncommon, so I haven't done battle an "there can only be one" battle yet
Also, Isabel is honestly a really cute name
44:52 no one ever gets this one
Supp Meme-sunero❤
I dont know about any other guy but ive never woken up like that😂
Not even in the teen years
The only show that ever made me cry was the walking dead Sophia.
2:28 HEY!!! Pixelate that thing!!!
Also
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I noticed, If you google "girls when they wake up" you get anything. But if you instead google "boys when they wake up" you get the AI explaining you morning erections. 😂 😂
If we don't stare, how are we suppose to catch the split second she decides to glance at us and therefore her potentially being into us?
Now that is a laugh with character.❤
I wake up with back pain
3:48 some secrets aren't no more secrets
Ok, let's see what the girls toothbrush handle looks like
5:08 It's very true. For 95% of men. Looks aren't all that important to us. Cute enough is cute enough.
Beyond that, personality and how she treats us matters most.
Teenagers on the other hand? All hormones, stupidity and horny for the most part, I'm afraid.
And some guys unfortunately never grow out of that mindset. That's how you get the Tates of the world.
Don't get me wrong, a hot girl is nice to look at.
But hot girl who's nothing but more than that does not a good girlfriend make.
Most men think anything past a 5-6/10 is just a bonus, but not necessary for us to feel attraction.
Thanks for the compliment
8:15 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
just comment to comment something and watch the vid on 0,25 speed and on mute cause I probably saw it on stream #43
where were you at for like half a year
17:14 - Kitsu, no!
Brings up a good point, is Kitsu going to join the boys on November?
We did not have any urinals so instead of pooping in them i peed in the trash cans of some groups that i did not liked when i was at the summer camp . Sometimes we threw carbide calcium in school toilets and some of them blew up also we threw petards in them or in someones hood of the jacket and other stupid and dangerous deeds. One time some douchbag smeared shit on all of the toilet doorknobs .
25:39 *HELLTAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
13:50 yup no end
15:13 my deodorant is labeled random and I legit can't figure out what scent it is
With the picture thing I always do the Angela Merkel hand thing [I don't know how to call it but Kitsunero and any german will understand what I mean] when I have to be on a photo.
5:03 Kitsu the trooch
Yeah, men! 🍻
McCullough Gateway
2:23
True for me
Lol
The names of Men Cologne and Deodorant is so dumb and they never smell as advertised. I had a spray that was Leather and Bourbon and I have yet to smell like a Biker’s Bar
26:36 *TOMBOY KITSU!*
Celestino Gateway
Volkswagen Das Auto vor Kitsunero!
Someone needs to write that Goth meme in a more accurate manner...
Goth Girl: Ik Wilja Haba Galigri Mith Thuk , oh and trust me, in gothic it looks like: 𐌹𐌺 𐍅𐌹𐌻𐌾𐌰 𐌷𐌰𐌱𐌰 𐌲𐌰𐌻𐌹𐌲𐍂𐌹 𐌼𐌹𐌸 𐌸𐌿𐌺... lit. I wanna have "smex" with you.
Roman Legionnaire: Mei Domini me derelictum habet. My Lord me forsaken have. Be happy Latin has a word similar to have, meaning have, not related to have..
My friend and personal trainer have the same name. and I have the female version of their name
It sticks up 2:27
You've provided us your name, Isabelle. It's only a matter of time...
(For legal reasons this is a joke)
Kit looked at me for 1 second..... She's definitely in love with me. :)
I agree and im a crzy guy lol
5:10 a guys self respect
1:16 The person who made this meme DEFINITELY ignores all the 'kill all men' Instagram reels and claims all w*men are innocent.
Gerhold Lakes
KV2 HELL FUCKING YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!