DAN VS. PHIL - SLITHER.IO

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  • @danielhowell
    @danielhowell 8 років тому +4561

    all i want to know is what i was going to say about googling 'worlds biggest snake' 4:17

  • @AnimalJamVideos1234
    @AnimalJamVideos1234 8 років тому +7906

    It's not a DanAndPhilGAMES video unless we get at least 5 seconds of Dan banging on the desk out of rage.

    • @amazingnatalie
      @amazingnatalie 8 років тому +71

      BEPPER KNOWS DAN AND PHIL THIS IS NOT A FOKIN DRILL!!1!
      agreed tho 👌

    • @danahick9473
      @danahick9473 8 років тому +29

      Fancy seeing you here Bepper. But srsly tho

    • @Ambrosia23
      @Ambrosia23 8 років тому +24

      omg bepper watches Dan and phil

    • @ambrosiality
      @ambrosiality 8 років тому +41

      Dan and Phil* banging on the desk

    • @ayydin1017
      @ayydin1017 8 років тому +7

      Wow Bepper

  • @kiimpossible1889
    @kiimpossible1889 8 років тому +1151

    Dan: *amused* "Phil! How long did you spend making that?"
    Phil: *sheepish* "About...half an hour."

    • @jaces747
      @jaces747 5 років тому +27

      he's so adorable aaa

  • @buonopomodoro3204
    @buonopomodoro3204 8 років тому +3045

    4:13 "You've got an impressive length" *looks at camera*

    • @WaferNegresco
      @WaferNegresco 8 років тому +135

      BuonoPomodoro
      lol yes! The fact he acknowledged it only made it better xD

    • @e.b-d1012
      @e.b-d1012 8 років тому +11

      BuonoPomodoro I love your name xD

    • @humanithink8177
      @humanithink8177 7 років тому +65

      BuonoPomodoro Well, Dan would know.

    • @hayleyellis3964
      @hayleyellis3964 7 років тому +34

      *OH. MY. GOD.* I didn't notice that at first....

    • @avalore4069
      @avalore4069 7 років тому +3

      BuonoPomodo

  • @kirstie5037
    @kirstie5037 8 років тому +628

    30 seconds into the video. Dan and Phil already talking about random shit. I love live.

  • @nicolii
    @nicolii 8 років тому +565

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW DAN SAID PHIL HAD "AN IMPRESSIVE LENGTH" I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF THATS LITERALLY A 50 SHADES OF GREY QUOTE

    • @krobillard
      @krobillard 8 років тому +17

      WHEN DAN SAID THAT I STARTED CRACKING UP

    • @carlapaz8534
      @carlapaz8534 8 років тому

      IKR

    • @juliathornton7842
      @juliathornton7842 8 років тому +8

      Ur name is me |-/ FAST FOOD GREASY TACO I LOVE

    • @alecia2760
      @alecia2760 8 років тому +7

      Ya hahahah and he looked at the screen like that's right I said that

    • @jadebiggerstaff435
      @jadebiggerstaff435 8 років тому +1

      FOOD LIKE THIS COULD ONLY COME FROM ABOVE

  • @thanksguiseppe1055
    @thanksguiseppe1055 8 років тому +994

    Just imagine Phil getting out his colouring pencils and drawing the little snake!!

    • @uptownfrank9
      @uptownfrank9 5 років тому +26

      It's so wholesome!

    • @kkhomestuck4127
      @kkhomestuck4127 5 років тому +10

      (i’m american and it took me 15 seconds to understand you were saying “coloring” but with a u)

    • @-ellieille-
      @-ellieille- 4 роки тому +3

      It’s so cute 🥺

    • @_iamnotsober
      @_iamnotsober Місяць тому +1

      @@kkhomestuck4127you sure are a sharp one, huh?

  • @Hannah-hl2el
    @Hannah-hl2el 8 років тому +292

    Can we just... "I also dropped some pens down the back of it"
    Phil... How... HOW?

  • @karis4041
    @karis4041 8 років тому +2573

    Lesson today: Phil didn't cry cause his printer broke, he crafted.

  • @britterthecritter4531
    @britterthecritter4531 8 років тому +594

    10:13 "well do you want to just sit in silence"
    Yeah because somebody stole my car radio

  • @cindym1717
    @cindym1717 8 років тому +1412

    play google feud ! only bc i wanna see dan lose his shit over his answers not being right lmao

  • @CapeCodDinkley
    @CapeCodDinkley Рік тому +58

    It’s been 6 years but I just find it so sweet knowing that at some point I’m September 2016 Phil was getting out some paper, scissors and some crayons and crafting a lil snake without Dan knowing

  • @princembat
    @princembat 8 років тому +764

    the entire fact phil took the time to draw a snake and color it neatly is adorable wtf

    • @alegonzalez350
      @alegonzalez350 8 років тому +48

      he spent half an hour on it :)

    • @stupidcunt4808
      @stupidcunt4808 8 років тому +6

      **the sun from Teletubbies

    • @brynn05
      @brynn05 8 років тому

      I know!!!!!

    • @mchris-ut7kf
      @mchris-ut7kf 8 років тому

      666likes i dont wanna ruin it id int wanna likeee*tries to resist the temptation*😂

    • @morena9900
      @morena9900 8 років тому

      awww

  • @txrap01x
    @txrap01x 8 років тому +1367

    DAN AND PHIL PLAYS CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

  • @AlycatIsAlive
    @AlycatIsAlive 8 років тому +630

    I have come to the conclusion that Dan is in fact saying these innuendos on purpose. Just look at his face. You can see it in his eyes.

    • @AlycatIsAlive
      @AlycatIsAlive 8 років тому +104

      Dan: "You've got an impressive length"
      Dan: *smirks at camera*
      Phandom: *cries in agony*

    • @bobbimorton8302
      @bobbimorton8302 8 років тому +4

      Alycat Fangirl thought it was only me why though this 😂

    • @isabellarutledge8341
      @isabellarutledge8341 8 років тому +7

      4:11 is when the innuendos start for anyone wondering

    • @AlwaysaFangirl
      @AlwaysaFangirl 8 років тому +18

      He enjoys torturing us.

    • @humorouscameraaa7051
      @humorouscameraaa7051 8 років тому +8

      IKr!! I mean honestly what do they expect the phandom to think holy shit haha

  • @phanic_at_the_black_sexica1066
    @phanic_at_the_black_sexica1066 8 років тому +1414

    09:21 WHAT A SHAME, WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS' BRIDE IS A-

    • @m0vhimu334
      @m0vhimu334 8 років тому +74

      Phanic!_At_The_Black_Sexican_Sirens_ Wierd_Girl_ *Screams out* I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOORS

    • @rayofunshine6111
      @rayofunshine6111 8 років тому +32

      I love everyone who was involved in this comment.

    • @s1utexe
      @s1utexe 8 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @ambedo8848
      @ambedo8848 8 років тому +24

      BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

    • @amaya7220
      @amaya7220 8 років тому +1

      yES

  • @Razbeariez
    @Razbeariez 8 років тому +683

    Phil's hand drawn snake is about 1000% better than anything I could attempt.

  • @Cnem127
    @Cnem127 8 років тому +366

    Phil : "But do you just wanna sit in silence ?"
    Me : AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @irethcoisss
      @irethcoisss 8 років тому +1

      aynen

    • @erin-rt6vn
      @erin-rt6vn 8 років тому +2

      EYYYYYY

    • @eveg7544
      @eveg7544 8 років тому +3

      That is actually what I screamed

    • @ravenabend
      @ravenabend 8 років тому +4

      and now I just siiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT

    • @Anna-pe4uh
      @Anna-pe4uh 8 років тому +1

      HHAHAHA ME TOO FAM

  • @mishy1654
    @mishy1654 8 років тому +1616

    10:12
    Now I just sit in silence
    *is a triggered Tøp fan*

  • @hanna8425
    @hanna8425 7 років тому +896

    *Phil* - "And now I just sit in silence"
    *Me* - "Sometimes quite is violent"

    • @mayareichenbach3790
      @mayareichenbach3790 7 років тому +24

      I-/ stay alive my dude

    • @briarvanvorsselen9790
      @briarvanvorsselen9790 7 років тому +38

      I find it hard to hide it
      My pride is no longer inside
      It’s on my sleeve
      My skin will scream
      Reminding me of who I killed
      Inside this dream
      I hate this car
      That I’m driving
      There’s no hiding for me
      Should I continue?

    • @teddyb600
      @teddyb600 6 років тому +9

      Hanna I was looking for this |-/

    • @kirstenhowell07
      @kirstenhowell07 6 років тому +9

      I FIND IT HARD TO HIDE MY PRIDE IS NO LONGER INSIDE

    • @teddyb600
      @teddyb600 6 років тому +8

      Kirsten Howell ITS ON MY SLEEVE MY SKIN WILL SCREAM

  • @Mallary15
    @Mallary15 8 років тому +750

    I've heard Phil say 'shine a light' so much that it has become part of my vocabulary.

    • @elizabeth8444
      @elizabeth8444 6 років тому +21

      sHiNe, ShInE, sHiNe A LiGhT

    • @A-_-A.
      @A-_-A. 6 років тому +1

      I SAY IT ALL THE TIME THANKS TO HIM!

    • @jimmiejam508
      @jimmiejam508 6 років тому +7

      Elizabeth West ON YOUR DEEPEST FEARSSS

    • @jihaeugh
      @jihaeugh 6 років тому +5

      Elizabeth West i am ALWAYS a slut for heathers

    • @A-_-A.
      @A-_-A. 6 років тому +3

      this little light of mine
      *I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE*

  • @em-zt9vl
    @em-zt9vl 8 років тому +4248

    I AM HONESTLY CONCERNED AT THE RATE OF UPLOADS LATELY

  • @arianatapia79
    @arianatapia79 8 років тому +575

    I never thought that the only way I would relate to Dan Howell is our same level of anger smh 😂

  • @billnye1865
    @billnye1865 8 років тому +1639

    *internet hug to who ever is having a bad day*

    • @afenbeangames727
      @afenbeangames727 7 років тому +10

      Mr. Uncomfortablevelociraptor Thank you :), *hugs back*

    • @pepsilord3058
      @pepsilord3058 7 років тому

      Mr. Uncomfortablevelociraptor thanks

    • @yesindeed7800
      @yesindeed7800 7 років тому

      Mr. Uncomfortablevelociraptor thx :)

    • @robomaddy8764
      @robomaddy8764 7 років тому +2

      Thank you for the hug.

    • @-princess8835
      @-princess8835 7 років тому +1

      thank you, Mr. Uncomfortablevelociraptor

  • @yyxykive
    @yyxykive 8 років тому +190

    Dan saying twat brought me to tears

    • @raeleelol
      @raeleelol 8 років тому +10

      It's my new ringtone

    • @Jonjonson123
      @Jonjonson123 8 років тому +5

      How do u make it your ringtone 😂😂

    • @milkmel5450
      @milkmel5450 8 років тому +1

      I had a mouth full of cake and I choked

    • @GarthyGoose
      @GarthyGoose 8 років тому

      what time in vidddd

    • @iliketomanybands3866
      @iliketomanybands3866 8 років тому +2

      I choked on nothing when i heard it.

  • @mellarksdandelion
    @mellarksdandelion 8 років тому +1420

    WAIT IM SO CONFUSED WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VIDEOS ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE PHANDOM HAS BEEN #BLESSED

  • @drewtheprophet
    @drewtheprophet 8 років тому +633

    Look at the face Dan makes when the video is just starting. it's too adorable....

  • @edenoforion
    @edenoforion 8 років тому +1160

    I'm ready for Dan to realize the peachy, squishy, baby he his.

  • @rajieroo9476
    @rajieroo9476 8 років тому +449

    So MaNy UplOaDs WhaT ArE YoU DoINg To OuR SoULs!?

    • @marsha2313
      @marsha2313 8 років тому +52

      Shush just let it happen

    • @adeleandabiane
      @adeleandabiane 8 років тому +9

      Shush just let it happen

    • @noalexaable
      @noalexaable 8 років тому +5

      Ikr I was about to comment this like what is this

    • @raeleelol
      @raeleelol 8 років тому +7

      GAmZee Is tHaT You?

    • @clyon0191
      @clyon0191 8 років тому

      I'm here to fuckwad!!!

  • @drewtheprophet
    @drewtheprophet 8 років тому +456

    Sometimes quiet is violent

    • @az-cs1sk
      @az-cs1sk 8 років тому +5

      Castiel The angel of God oMG

    • @whatsdunisdun8402
      @whatsdunisdun8402 8 років тому +3

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @syugeni
      @syugeni 8 років тому +5

      I find it hard to hide it, my pain is no longer inside

    • @rahtwak7536
      @rahtwak7536 8 років тому

      Castiel The angel of God |-/ for life

    • @drewtheprophet
      @drewtheprophet 8 років тому

      l-/

  • @dexvoanmillerknight9589
    @dexvoanmillerknight9589 8 років тому +214

    hyper Phil is one of my favourite things ever

  • @miranda5295
    @miranda5295 8 років тому +148

    Dan: "A void like my soul."
    Me: "...Weird... but relatable."

    • @roselalonde5046
      @roselalonde5046 7 років тому +1

      CyanPup Miranda I'm mad because there's no snake the color of my soul
      Pure black

    • @octopushyena1527
      @octopushyena1527 7 років тому +1

      Meranthi Akai same 😆

  • @adryananichols1143
    @adryananichols1143 8 років тому +708

    Phil always look good but DAMN he looks GOOD today

    • @lyn0o0
      @lyn0o0 8 років тому +6

      +Party Poision Phils laugh at 1:46 gives me life!!!!!

    • @md28181
      @md28181 8 років тому

      Ikr!

    • @bellelong917
      @bellelong917 8 років тому

      I KNOWWW
      also nice pic and namee ;)))

    • @ariannepaquin
      @ariannepaquin 8 років тому

      Party Poison RIGHT

    • @OliveNLuv
      @OliveNLuv 8 років тому

      Ugh...I want him to want me. I need him to need me.

  • @boredinthe5thdimension887
    @boredinthe5thdimension887 8 років тому +1466

    2 videos in a week? Redemption day is coming

  • @whutevas
    @whutevas 8 років тому +1604

    sOMEBODY STOLE MY SLITHER.IO AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE

  • @briannacardoza4933
    @briannacardoza4933 8 років тому +1266

    AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE

  • @LittleSqaishDraws
    @LittleSqaishDraws 8 років тому +235

    "I don't think he knows what's at SNAKE here" I'm sorry

  • @thewinterizzy
    @thewinterizzy 8 років тому +485

    I'm surprised Dan didn't ninja kick Phil when Phil put the gel mask on Dan's neck. Is Dan over his neck touching fear? xD

    • @Maria-gi4ec
      @Maria-gi4ec 8 років тому +105

      it's okay when Phil does it ;;))

    • @samara14699
      @samara14699 8 років тому +85

      It's different when Phil's the one touching him ;)

    • @tokyogoals876
      @tokyogoals876 8 років тому +7

      +Sam Young AYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @flipperestes
      @flipperestes 8 років тому +7

      +Sam Young you beat me to it

    • @whatdoesoriginalnamemean4635
      @whatdoesoriginalnamemean4635 8 років тому +68

      He's getting used to Phil "Touching" His neck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @freya4756
    @freya4756 8 років тому +894

    'A vegan snake' DO YOU MEAN FREELEE IM PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING

  • @toasterstrudleproductions1684
    @toasterstrudleproductions1684 8 років тому +357

    "you've got an impressive length." and then the smirk he did after
    Dan Howell: 2016

  • @michlleashleybffs
    @michlleashleybffs 8 років тому +408

    Two videos in about two days??? Who are these people. They can't me my Dan and Phil!

    • @heyitskaren1467
      @heyitskaren1467 8 років тому +15

      I know right. I was expecting this to be like a month away

    • @lilygleason9804
      @lilygleason9804 8 років тому

      I know

    • @alexjordan8838
      @alexjordan8838 8 років тому +2

      They're clones.....

    • @jeyca6309
      @jeyca6309 8 років тому +2

      i just woke up in my underwear

    • @uselessalpaca6777
      @uselessalpaca6777 8 років тому +12

      Who are these people?
      I JUST WOKE UP IN MAH UNDERWEAR NO LIQUOR LEFT ON THE SHELF I SHOULD PROBABLY INTRODUCE MYSELF

  • @kaynicole6564
    @kaynicole6564 8 років тому +91

    The little snake that Phil made was so cute bYE

    • @ellafaie
      @ellafaie 8 років тому +2

      Omc it was I like awwww

    • @freyaf5808
      @freyaf5808 8 років тому +5

      Mylifewouldsuckwithoutphan

  • @user-spagetti
    @user-spagetti 8 років тому +287

    Dan:" I blame you entirely" My mind: FNAF 1 video... Phil: "What you just want us to sit in silence on our gaming channel?" My mind again: l-/

  • @saddanosaurlivinginthejung1467
    @saddanosaurlivinginthejung1467 8 років тому +478

    Daniel James Howell you are a grown man how are you still so adorable 9:59-10:03

  • @apersonwhoneedsalife6994
    @apersonwhoneedsalife6994 8 років тому +210

    PHIL LOST BUT HE DIDN'T CRY HE CRAFT 🙏

    • @superladdercat1642
      @superladdercat1642 8 років тому

      this comment is why i love the internet.

    • @a_bear
      @a_bear 8 років тому +1

      this comment is why i hate the Internet

    • @amy-wk3ms
      @amy-wk3ms 8 років тому +4

      Cynthia Sanchez this comment is why the Internet ruined my life

    • @gayandbroken4024
      @gayandbroken4024 8 років тому +5

      SQUAREFLAKES RULE CAUSE I DONT GO OUTSIDE anyone? Just me? Mmkay

    • @saraw.2004
      @saraw.2004 8 років тому

      Cynthia Sanchez you are everywhere

  • @TheSaraStyles
    @TheSaraStyles 8 років тому +459

    FORGET HOMEWORK, DAN VS PHIL IS ASDFGLFMGJEM

  • @ceciliadey5125
    @ceciliadey5125 8 років тому +371

    "That was the most fabulous rainbow of death I've ever seen in my life"
    Me after watching a Dan and Phil vid :3

  • @wackyendergirl1997
    @wackyendergirl1997 8 років тому +154

    I don't think any headphones users were prepared for Dan slamming the keyboard...

    • @alyssa2807
      @alyssa2807 6 років тому +10

      Well they should be. Who watches their gaming videos with headphones at this point?

    • @ashleywong998
      @ashleywong998 5 років тому +3

      @@alyssa2807 me apparently =3

    • @mads_fairy1
      @mads_fairy1 4 роки тому

      Alyssa Marasco I do sometimes

    • @Misty-eq8rx
      @Misty-eq8rx 4 роки тому +1

      He- he - WHATS??? *turns down volume*

  • @rileyrodriguez3814
    @rileyrodriguez3814 8 років тому +596

    After Dan lost and started hitting the table I literally started crying laughing😂😂😂

  • @cheyofhearts
    @cheyofhearts 8 років тому +647

    OMG what is happening!!! Dan and Phil have been posting so frequently!!! Aaahhh

  • @spilledtea9994
    @spilledtea9994 7 років тому +154

    My lungs will *-PHIL-* and then *-DANflate-*

    • @colinlaw8342
      @colinlaw8342 7 років тому +12

      Daily Carrot fml I'm Danceased

    • @crowley0064
      @crowley0064 7 років тому +10

      ***and dan deflate

  • @perfectlypeachy9369
    @perfectlypeachy9369 8 років тому +251

    The amount of unintentional twenty one pilots references they make XD

    • @perfectlypeachy9369
      @perfectlypeachy9369 8 років тому +10

      Also, I instantly recognized the song in the background XD

    • @legoaccordions
      @legoaccordions 7 років тому +1

      Perfectly Peachy what is it?

    • @abby1705
      @abby1705 6 років тому +1

      SIT IN SILENCE

    • @Minhx02
      @Minhx02 5 років тому

      abby quiet is violent

  • @PotatoKing16
    @PotatoKing16 8 років тому +1201

    dan's vocabulary is so fucking hot.
    also phil's laugh and giddiness is so freaking cute.

    • @PotatoKing16
      @PotatoKing16 8 років тому +52

      and their competitiveness and how genuinely annoyed phil was when he lost was too cute

    • @_mrs_imfamous_8655
      @_mrs_imfamous_8655 8 років тому +9

      Ikr? Iiteralky was crafting throughout the video

    • @cichlidboi
      @cichlidboi 8 років тому +1

      give your friend a hug! so funny

    • @jaylynnchandler7879
      @jaylynnchandler7879 8 років тому +4

      give your friend a hug! IKR

    • @swagiliciousmf
      @swagiliciousmf 7 років тому +3

      give your friend a hug! your name is awesome😂😂😂 bananas are healthy! LOL

  • @LPSWithCheese
    @LPSWithCheese 8 років тому +215

    Is anyone else disappointed that they didn't make a snake DIY on DanandPhilCrafts?

  • @klinn2240
    @klinn2240 8 років тому +735

    THEY'VE UPLOADED SO MANY VIDEOS RECENTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING

  • @mikurose4098
    @mikurose4098 8 років тому +155

    I know they are never gonna see this, but I need to make this point. Dan. Phil. You are the best things to ever happen to me. At one point, I was considering cutting, and I wanted to find something to convince me otherwise. And then I found an animation of them, and at first, I though they would just be another channel I lost interest in. But no. They saved me from myself, and I must tell them thank you. I love you guys, so much.

    • @Misty-eq8rx
      @Misty-eq8rx 4 роки тому +4

      I hope your doing ok now stay strong angel 💗❤️💕

    • @ferbism8577
      @ferbism8577 4 роки тому +3

    • @Vanda-il9ul
      @Vanda-il9ul 2 роки тому

      It's been five years. Hope, you are OK and doing strong.

  • @adelina.hajrizi
    @adelina.hajrizi 8 років тому +50

    "you got an impressive length"
    sentences i thought i wouldn't hear on this channel but here we are

  • @melaniemendez5549
    @melaniemendez5549 8 років тому +58

    "So let's just not talk to each other now" -Phil
    *dead*

  • @ashtrashhh
    @ashtrashhh 8 років тому +76

    10:13 "and now i just sit in silence"

  • @lilly_731
    @lilly_731 8 років тому +296

    Every time I watch Dan vs. Phil I want Phil to win. But Dan always wins.

    • @propio2957
      @propio2957 6 років тому +4

      Well, there has now been a final winner, sooo...

  • @jamie_steggles7558
    @jamie_steggles7558 8 років тому +315

    HOW DOES PHIL FIND ALL THESE RANDOM PRODUCTS

    • @irethcoisss
      @irethcoisss 8 років тому +16

      he is magical duh

    • @raeleelol
      @raeleelol 8 років тому +29

      He's a mom making a difference

    • @NatureElsa
      @NatureElsa 8 років тому +2

      Internet duh.
      Once I found nothing unicorn meat for 10$, or nothing (it was literally nothing) for 5.

    • @phanhowlter9418
      @phanhowlter9418 8 років тому +4

      LOL I LOVE THIS

    • @rainbowdream3738
      @rainbowdream3738 8 років тому +10

      welcome to the internet

  • @alibaebae5787
    @alibaebae5787 8 років тому +52

    HIS DRAWING IS SO CUTEEE 💛💛💛

  • @citriosis
    @citriosis Рік тому +9

    "You've got an impressive length. _👀"_
    The look always gets me

  • @dilhowlter656
    @dilhowlter656 8 років тому +202

    faTHERS

  • @maggielau9347
    @maggielau9347 8 років тому +525

    WHY WASN'T THERE A DIL'S SECOND BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY 😭😭😭

    • @aspen6044
      @aspen6044 8 років тому +34

      his birthday was Saturday. and because the next episode is going to be a honeymoon ep

    • @maggielau9347
      @maggielau9347 8 років тому +14

      Yeah I know I just thought it was still Sunday I literally wished him happy birthday on the 1st ever Dil video😂😂 I'm not a bad fan just stupid 😄

    • @sarahfitzgerald801
      @sarahfitzgerald801 8 років тому +9

      I share Dil's birthday😃

    • @CielPhantomhivexSebastian
      @CielPhantomhivexSebastian 8 років тому +16

      I don't know whether to be proud or not that people are celebrating (and even crying over) a fictional Sims 4 characters birthday.
      ..But yet again, I made a cake for Dil Saturday and ate it with my mom, so I mean.. I'm at fault too lmao.

    • @bubermarcus8607
      @bubermarcus8607 8 років тому +3

      You guys are insane.

  • @InfectionFever
    @InfectionFever 8 років тому +72

    Dan is such a violent person when he loses 🤣🤣🤣

  • @This_Is_Just_To_Say
    @This_Is_Just_To_Say 8 років тому +88

    I want Phil to win. Or at least not be loosing so badly.

  • @saddanosaurlivinginthejung1467
    @saddanosaurlivinginthejung1467 8 років тому +81

    PHIL 5:28-5:40 IS THE CUTEST FUCKING ANGEL BUN EVER

  • @melokelo
    @melokelo 8 років тому +58

    DAN VS PHIL WILL NEVER END PLEASE I NEED THIS TO CONTINUE I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH TO LET IT GO.

  • @ms-ci7ui
    @ms-ci7ui 8 років тому +68

    Phil: and now u just sit in silence
    ME: I PONDER OF SOMETHING GREAT MY LUNGS WILL FILL AND THEN DEFLATE

    • @briannarobinson4805
      @briannarobinson4805 8 років тому +1

      THEY FILL WITH FIRE EXHALE DESIRE, I KNOW IT'S DIRE MY TIME TODAY |-/

    • @ms-ci7ui
      @ms-ci7ui 8 років тому +1

      Luna Af I HAVE THESE THOUGHTS SO OFTEN I OUGHT TO REPLACE THAT SLOT WITH WHAT I JUST BOUGHT

    • @briannarobinson4805
      @briannarobinson4805 8 років тому +2

      +phan could be real BECAUSE SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAR RADIO AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE

    • @flamingo9197
      @flamingo9197 8 років тому +1

      my lungs would PHIL and DAN deflate

    • @rykaro69
      @rykaro69 8 років тому

      SOMETIMES QUIET IS VIOLENT

  • @SixxIsTheMagicNumber
    @SixxIsTheMagicNumber 8 років тому +117

    I want Dan to talk in this voice 3:05 in all his videos forever.

  • @maheviin
    @maheviin 8 років тому +14

    Phil crafted the sticker himself that is so adorable. Just imagine him carefully colouring, trying not to go outside of the lines.

  • @mollymontana509
    @mollymontana509 8 років тому +499

    Who else is ready for spooky week?? 👻🎃🕸

  • @zlbrittanylz5180
    @zlbrittanylz5180 8 років тому +25

    I'm so glad that one random nigh at 2:30 I clicked one of their videos and became obsessed😇

  • @libbyfoster4154
    @libbyfoster4154 8 років тому +69

    4:15 You have an impressive length *winky face*
    IS NO ONE GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT

    • @jessica8094
      @jessica8094 8 років тому +8

      IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT 4:15 OH MY HOLY GOD I SAW IT TOO

  • @sophieb5037
    @sophieb5037 8 років тому +34

    phil- I've had a bit of sugar today
    dan- can you tell?
    me- no I didn't know at all...........not at all🙃😓🤐

  • @karen-kw1iy
    @karen-kw1iy 8 років тому +205

    THEY HAVE BEEN UPLOADING SO MANY VIDEOS WHAT A NICE TIME TO BE ALIVE

  • @abcdefgold
    @abcdefgold 8 років тому +160

    are we going to get Halloween/Christmas baking videos from you guys this year?? I hope so in the depths of my heart

    • @Enkigokuu
      @Enkigokuu 8 років тому +2

      ellensarah me tooooo!!!

    • @benji2339
      @benji2339 8 років тому +2

      ellensarah same! I really need it RIGHT NOW!

    • @catherineliu06
      @catherineliu06 8 років тому +5

      They should do mince pies for those of us in america who don't really know what they are but kinda know because these british youtubers talk about it so much

  • @jadehackenberg8666
    @jadehackenberg8666 2 роки тому +9

    I'm binging DanAndPhilGAMES and the amount of times the machenical keyboard is mentioned, is peek content

  • @lindseys8044
    @lindseys8044 5 років тому +4

    AKSKKSKDKD DANIEL'S LOOK AT THE CAMERA AFTER SAYING "you've got an impressive length" AT 4:13

  • @julielavollee5555
    @julielavollee5555 8 років тому +54

    The thing is I would actually watch hours of Dan and Phil playing in silence...

    • @meganflynn82
      @meganflynn82 8 років тому +9

      Me too.
      What does this say about my life..........

    • @souglompee
      @souglompee 8 років тому +2

      Same
      I feel as if they did anything in silence I would be okay

  • @chelseajones8433
    @chelseajones8433 8 років тому +84

    You'd think we would all love the videos but they just give me heart palpitations

  • @mkp5530
    @mkp5530 8 років тому +160

    It's so cute how they say 'slith-air-reo' lol

    • @mkp5530
      @mkp5530 8 років тому +9

      Cos most ppl I know say 'slither-rio' 😂

    • @itsparanoia
      @itsparanoia 8 років тому +1

      IKRR

    • @hollie3190
      @hollie3190 8 років тому +2

      I say slith air reo too lol

    • @ceagice5847
      @ceagice5847 8 років тому +4

      am i the only one who say slither-i-o?

    • @yikesicle1581
      @yikesicle1581 8 років тому +2

      My schoo says slither dot I-o

  • @Cecilia-bv4tt
    @Cecilia-bv4tt 7 років тому +142

    I'm on a danandphilgames marathon rn

  • @kirstchild
    @kirstchild 8 років тому +466

    the table isn't the only thing dan bangs

  • @emilyyang9738
    @emilyyang9738 8 років тому +9

    that snake Phil drew is actually really good though lol

  • @s-off9260
    @s-off9260 8 років тому +204

    So, the video ends and I get an engagement ring ad...
    I honestly don't know what to say now

    • @marcelac.m2266
      @marcelac.m2266 8 років тому +22

      OMG its a sign

    • @kachow4778
      @kachow4778 8 років тому +2

      i misread your comment and thought you said YOU got an engagement ring

    • @s-off9260
      @s-off9260 8 років тому

      Omg, I'm just fourteen 😂
      But yes, the redaction in that comment can cause a bit of confusion

    • @batwingsoda
      @batwingsoda 8 років тому

      This episode was rly shippy tbh

    • @shreyabellamy7281
      @shreyabellamy7281 8 років тому +20

      the ring ships it. everyone ships it.

  • @olliem.3012
    @olliem.3012 4 роки тому +6

    Dan when he loses: screams in rage and bangs on table
    Phil when he loses: perfectly composed- "I'm so annoyed"
    😂

  • @ptolemaea
    @ptolemaea 8 років тому +107

    Damn Daniel, back at it again with the rug sweater

    • @ptolemaea
      @ptolemaea 8 років тому +39

      AND DAN SAID HE DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE TOUCHING HIS NECK BUT HE MADE AN EXCEPTION FOR PHIL I CAN SEE THE FANFICS COMING NOW GUYS

  • @ebzr8401
    @ebzr8401 8 років тому +88

    "You've got an impressive length" - Dan Howell

  • @rezescar3489
    @rezescar3489 8 років тому +92

    Dan and Phil play mystic messenger

    • @rezescar3489
      @rezescar3489 8 років тому +9

      Also if you don't know what mystic messenger is.....you haven't lived yet

    • @m0vhimu334
      @m0vhimu334 8 років тому +10

      Demonic Loongcat OMG IF THEY PLAYED MM I WOULD SCREAM

    • @valdelobos04
      @valdelobos04 7 років тому +3

      Demonic Loongcat I played that today. Kinda weird....

  • @camilatoledosepulveda8454
    @camilatoledosepulveda8454 5 років тому +5

    11:08 HOW CAN AN ADULT HUMAN BEING SOUND SO ADORABLE JUST BY SAYING "About half an hour."? PHIL YOU ARE A SUNSHINE

  • @danisnotonchairs2201
    @danisnotonchairs2201 8 років тому +30

    I swear Dan failing at something is adorable and scary

  • @SammyO4514
    @SammyO4514 8 років тому +271

    This is the hardest I've laughed in weeks...thank you so much guys 😊 Today was really crappy and you guys really helped.

  • @sydneywilson4748
    @sydneywilson4748 8 років тому +31

    I'M ENDING 2016 WATCHING DAN AND PHIL AND STARTING 2017 WATCHING DAN AND PHIL

    • @bridgetc4084
      @bridgetc4084 8 років тому +1

      Sydney Wilson I did the same thing

    • @octopushyena1527
      @octopushyena1527 7 років тому +1

      The correct way to begin and end every year 😆

    • @careleanuh
      @careleanuh 7 років тому

      Gave me an idea for this year, thanks.

  • @analytical_cynic8720
    @analytical_cynic8720 6 років тому +6

    "I thought you liked it. I thought you wanted to talk about it more."
    Reference to Phil's words in another video,
    "You love it. You wanna do it more. " Dan: "... Okay"
    Coincidence??? I think not.

  • @honeyyhowell8769
    @honeyyhowell8769 8 років тому +239

    Phil:so u wanna just sit in silence
    me:somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence

  • @alicethompson4046
    @alicethompson4046 8 років тому +76

    "pewdiepie just ate jack"I'm dead😂😂😂you are all invited to my funeral please play Melanie martenez and all wear Lama hats and sharper whiskers

  • @ummm5610
    @ummm5610 8 років тому +205

    DAN HOWELL AND PHILL FREAKING LESTER WHY ON THIS BLUMMING EARTH ARE YOU UPLOADING SO MANY VIDEOS RECENTLY?! WHY AM I COMPLAING WHAT

  • @chio4125
    @chio4125 8 років тому +100

    2:11-2:23 omg they're so married

    • @hadassah6563
      @hadassah6563 6 років тому +2

      chio nah. They remind me of me and my sister. We are best friends and the resemblance between the two relationships is scary.