The Joe Budden Podcast Episode 312 | Fast Money Friday
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- On this episode: Rory explains some of the backlash regarding Lil Boosie and the Kappa's. Joe also addresses the commentary on him on The Real, Cassidy's mid-life crisis, the guys discuss new music, Twitters new terms and conditions, and much more!
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Joe: Soul to Soul - Keep on Moving Rory: Scarface - "In Cold Blood" Mal: Memphis Bleek - "Murder F Parks: The U.N. - "DOA"
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Joe (to Mal)- “what’s in the top drawer”
Parks- “Ratchet”
Parks one liners are undefeated 😂😂😂
So filthy!!!
Time?
Parks Gasol with the green release
@@michaelwalker4087 30:16
Parks is Robert horry on the low!!
Rory is becoming the star on these recent episodes. He is really taking the pod to the next level.
Miguel R that 2020 vision
Rory is more likely to keep it 100, not saying much at times
glad i'm not the only one that noticed
Rory been getting in the gym & practicing from 25ft 3 hours before the pod.
“He Podding now...”
Joe frat woulda been 'New Phi Port' 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂
Bruh lmao
Cnotez15 Phi New Port 😂😂😂
Cnotez15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SCREEN MAN NEEDS TO LET THE AUDIENCE SEE WHAT IS ON THE SCREEN.
MINNOMALIA please! 🙄
It’s not his fault it’s Erickson
IVE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE EP 1!!!!!!!
MINNOMALIA he did in 2:06:05
Parks timing on jokes is impeccable
Roy “You went to a Knicks game with your ass out?” - Parks
Joe asks Mal wats in his top drawer “Rachet” -Parks
Lol impeccable
Lol fr I feel like they be missing a lot of Parks jokes lol....
Cassidy needs to find some samples 🤣
We might have to redo the industry rankings after Rory got Shawn Stockman to ignore Usher for 5 minutes to answer his call
CuddyTG 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its a kappa thing....they are well connected
Joe Vlad trying to get Lil’ Rory to tell him about his criminal past is hilarious 😂
He had to check him lmao
4th Chamber Music lol he def checked Joe lol. Had to let him know that shit isn’t a game.
Irish McNasty doesn't play.
"You Got Served part 16: Shimmy Up The Budden" .
This was he best line in the pod! LMFAO
As a member of a fraternity, Rory is giving all the frat PR answers straight from the book.
Lol straight up.. Shouts to Rory for being discreet.. I fa sho thought he was go tell it all! Lol
Super discreet lol
He did a good job...My old roommate (My prophyte) was his Dean...He got made by a lot of 80s and 90s Nupes.
Joe: I'm doofy sometimes
Parks: You went ass out to a Knicks game one time?
Parks from the logo!!! 😂😂😂
Parks is the truth
George Parker *parks from the stands.
nobody:
nobody at all:
Joe: "I might be the first Wack 100."
Joe in college!! we need that cartoon ASAP wit joe never going to class just waiting to shimmy battle
🤣
jared dixon 😂
😂😂
Hilarious I can't get that visual out of my mind LOL
We need the Rory getting at Boosie for the sweater cartoon
That should be something 😂😂😂
Parks all the way at the logo going crazy LMFAO
“False flaggin”
Rory: “you take a written test, and then you pay your $15 fee...”
Parks: “and then you dance” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
deadass tho 😂😂
Gotta love parks lol
Kitchen & Quests it’s not that funny. Bad attempt at it Ms.KQ
Smart man.....
Kitchen & Quests 😂😂😂😂
Mal: “Why would he(Shaggy) have to audition if...”?
Parks: “It wasn’t him”
Parks with the vicious putback 😂😂😂
Diesel Rache' facts that’s shit was funny
“I might be the first wack 100” joe pulling up from half court
Sounds like he was pulling up from everywhere
THT SHIT IS FUKIN CLASSIC ONCE I HEARD IT IKNEW THT SHIT WAS THE TOP COMMENT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love when Joe say some wild shit and Mal say "Yo something is really wrong with you man 😂"
The parking lot
Parks be lobbing shots from the lot and sinking them all net no rim.
Parks: Didn't you only go to college for a year lmfao
Parks was cooking him
🤣
Corleone 90 right😂😂😂 tried to slip that in there
😂😂
He said 2 lmao
Yeah, Lizzo is corny- and feels super industry plant-esque... buttttt as a physician, don't get me started on the wierd idea that some people "have" to be obese 🤦... This misinformation is killing my patients.
THANK YOU.
ronomgenuff Happy someone said it
“We’re never invited to Mal’s house that’s why I had to recreate it” lmaooo Joe
No one:
Mal : If I catch any of y’all in missionary on the bottom...”
From the guy wearing nail polish...did that go unaddressed?
McRib 😂😂😂
Can't believe yall said Mal built like a black Homer Simpson 😂
That's crazy... Dohhhhhh lol
Samatar Farah lmfaooooooo
Samatar Farah he built like CLEVELAND
Mal built like a black Super Mario
YOOOO THIS TOO ACCURATE!!!!
Park's girlfriend's laugh should be a sound effect when she is not there.
Where is it hahaha
@@thisizamra Exactly cuz I ain't neva heard shit...
I don’t remember the time snap but it was the conversation near to the end where they took about going carnival in Trinidad for a group holiday
She laughed during the sex positions talk I believe lol
Shawn from Boys 2 Men came on the phone ready to talk 😂😂😂😂”Usher going leave you” I’m crying lmaooo
52:40 Mal starts PODDING 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾
Steaf Jeffery I was looking for this lmaooo “I am the final dick” is beyond wild
Rory was low key tight during the kappa convo. And he’s gonna get heat for letting them call it a gang. Lol
E. Burks had my guy mad uncomfortable I woulda asked Joe to run my fade prolly
Cuz he signed on he ain’t go through the process
@@Capocavi how in the everlovingfuck do you know that? He definitely has worn his letters and I have seen him at a party dancing with Kappas.🤦🏾♂️
Yeah he was getting heated. Sensitive subject for the guy lol
Lmao I can’t wait till next pod cuz they found Rory doin the shimmy on Twitter 😂💀
THE REAL TRIED TO SILENCE YOU JOE!!!!! WE STAND WITH YOU KING 💪🏽💪🏽
BoS BoS f the real...nothing real about them chicks...and this is coming from a female...
Somebody said Rory paid $1500 for some black friends LMAOO
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
From the logo
Jeff P money well spent 😂😂
😂😂Lmaoo that’s an investment
gahh damn lmao
Yo everyone just missed Parks comment about Cassidy when he said
"I just hope he finds some Samples" LMAO THAT WAS CRAZY FUNNY LOWKEY!
Jang Kim 🤣I said the same
Joes Fraternity would definitely be
“ GE I JOE ”
*Slaps Knee*
The pump it boys
The hard nosed vets
*Fraternity ...unless u really meant sorority lol
All of these were shot from half court and missed! Hey the showers fellas!
Rory’s laughs during the Kappa talk were a little scary, let’s not press the kid lol
I just realize he laughed hard because he's a Kappa lol
When men cheat...women blame the men
When women cheat...women blame the men
🔑FACTS
He definitely poding now
But it do be yall fault 🥴
basedgodess it do?
“How convenient is that?” - Cardi voice
He pulling up from deep... green light
Joe: “i might be the first Wack 100” 😂😭
i'm dyin lol
Youda best
Kitchen & Quests KQ go sit yo butt down in the corner somewhere and stop d riding them
underrate comment 😂😂😂
that shit was comedy
Rory said "Straight White Male" like it was his rap name and he just got done rapping a verse of straight heat.
Justin Thompson yes...I thought he did it like he just did some bomb spoken word and that was his stage name lol
Rory was going off during the “The Real” segment!!! 🔥🔥👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 that boy was DEFINITELY poddin!
By the way...I love when the pod gets in their "man shit" bag. Reminds me of being around the homies when they be talking.
Same!
@@magallonj09 swear it makes me mad everytime somebody takes a clip from here and runs. Out here loud n wrong af. My eyes rolled so hard when he said The Real said something. They REALLY grind my gears lol
ChocolateThaiE I love it the whole Jerking off segment had me dying. Moved my sons bed and found like 4 empty Nivea bottles and a disturbing amount of rags.
@@MeaghanTamara oh gawd!!! Not 4 bottles lmfaoo... and Nivea at that....he bougie lol
Meaghan Battle-Ramirez let the young gawd get his vibe off 😂😂😂🤷🏾♂️
Joe doing missionary from the bottom is NASTYYY
Mal: if she got you in that position, she pay the bills😂💀💀 2:06:36
Mal is also the same Man who got a nail tech who paints his nails 🤦♂️
LMAO
I knew Rory was gonna get defensive during the Kappa convo.
Joe: I like Cassidy
Parks: You like that beat?*simultaneously points nowhere
Joe: As a person
Parks: O ok
Looooooool
Yall notice when Joe said "Kendrick and Cole are going to retire from music in 2020 and a lot of us will be suffering" Mal was like "there's so much music out here we won't notice" And then he said, "what will we listen to if Drake and Future stop dropping music?" Mal can't even be consistent when it comes to his duties as head of the Aubrey's Angels
Mal is definitely the head of the Aubrey's Angels 😂 💀
Aubrey's Angels 🤣🤣
Samatar Farah i love the sound of that Aubrey angels like God’s plan
King .Azi Aubrey’s Angels sound good
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ head of the aubreys angels
I’m a woman & I agree with Joe. I’m so tired of these gender wars. Men & women don’t genuinely try to understand each other. It’s not about excusing a person’s behavior, it’s about understanding why they did what they did... it doesn’t mean you condone it. I hate the new age feminist movement.
GapTooth Queen Wow.✊🏾👏🏾🔥. now if i could just get my queen to subscribe to this sentiment
Bridge Bounty she’ll come around if she’s smart lol
GapTooth Queen I wish you would come around
As a woman, I 100% agree & endorse this statement. 💯
GapTooth Queen THAT part 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾
And then you dance lol. Parks is low key the funniest person on the podcast.
Christopher Jones ehhhhhhhhhhh
High key
"Because they're so obsessed with their feelings, views and perspective on things, sometimes it makes it difficult for your voice to be heard as a man...and for you to drive your point home and say how a series of actions culminated in some things." Dropping gems from the male perspective that is often lost in these situations. Them boys poddin' lol.
Somebody said “it looks like Mal got 2 left feet” 🤣
He's bad built unfortunately 😩😩😩😩😁😁😁😁
KingsleyJDP arrrhhh tell mall too stop sitting like that
Yeeeet
KingsleyJDP 😂😂😂
He spreading...got them Stevie Wonder hips...
Rory wasn’t trying to give up the details on what happened when he got initiated to his frat lmao
Who else wants to see Rory do the shimmy 😂
Those videos are up fam lol straight nasty
I posted a video in the comment section...
Fr I can't wait for his vid to drop
@@zaddyghost click on the link... He tried to pull his shirt over his head and got stuck lol
@@cr5cc I don't see a link 👀 Did it get deleted?
Rory: ‘I Love The Cheetah Girls’ 😂😂😂😂😂
I was today years old when I found out 3LW was the cheating girls without Raven lmao Promiths promiths
Mal’s full hairline proves how laid back and unstressed he is..
Flawless😍
Or that he has good genetics for it..
That's FACTS. as someone with a 5head...I hide my hair line all the time.
@@ericsmith116 I got me a 3 head and this shit rough out here too bruh 🤘🏿🎃
Eric Smith UA-cam "Mickey Da Barber"... thank me later ✌🏾
Rory is a REAL NUPE for how he answered those questions about the fraternity. YO! 👌🏿♦️
"Doing missionary from the bottom" is the wildest phrase ever.
EyePokeMMA they talking about AMAZON position
i'm a mal fan but it is absolutely clear he has never been in a relationship lol still mess with my guy tho
Marquice lmao
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Shiiiid. They owe boosie how much they be shimmying to that damn song. Lol. They should just put him in the frat lmao.
“Missionary on the bottom!?” Man Joe Wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rory mom a savage like that? Call her up live from The JBP 😂
lol you actually believe rory's mom would say that? use your brain it was clearly rory making shit up because he felt some type of way about joe joking about his mom and the movies she watches
Jeffrey please stfu unless u talked to his mom
Jeffrey if u haven’t talked to his moms stfu simple
I didn’t realize how white Rory was until this episode 😂😂😂 “HEY GUYS” lol
37:40
Rory: You can’t be a cheetah girl talking about cheating. The cheetah girls turned into 3LW.
Mal: Really?! I always wondered what happened to them. 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
SammyGotNext 3LW turned into the Cheetah Girls...well minus Naturi.
ambiebby Yeah. Plus the white girl
And plus Raven
@@ambiebby1636 fr
Raven is the white girl
Rory sayin he didn’t get hazed that’s cap lmaoo
Darryl it’s illegal so he didn’t incriminate himself 😂😂. Duh he probably did
Andre Harrison I already know lol it’s just funny hearin him play it off
But I wanna see Sayvon’s fit! Why Sayvon can’t get no limelight in the salmon??? 😅
MissKo N we need a STD Cam to show off the fits 😫
NateTheGreat2882 facts. 😁
It’s kinda weird how a televised show’s topic at hand is a podcast on UA-cam 😂.
Mal is 100% right about the parents though. Why are the parents not being held responsible for leaving their underage daughters with a grown man and letting them stay there? Where is the accountability to all the other people involved who say they knew all that was going on was wrong but allowed and even helped enable it?
Brian Martinez they weren’t trying to hear that because they are 100% dismissive of R. Kelly without really pointing out the questionable parts that don’t make sense. I get it but they’re never trying to point out the loopholes because he’s already guilty in their mind. Mal asked a legitimate question, there is no way my underage child that I’m responsible for will be somewhere and i don’t go get them. They didn’t try hard enough
Mal is the head of the "Aubrey's Angel's" 😅
Joe: You saying the same way there's halfway crooks...
Rory: ...there's halfway Kappas
☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠
p
Lmao Rory be watching his old strolling videos on his laptop 💻 like the main character off of Ozark
"My bad mama Rory" ☠💀☠💀☠
19:20 - Rory called Boosie "Bussy" I hear you Sunset, don't say you misspoke lmao
lmao thought I was tripping at first!!!
Good morning and blessings to everyone reading this!
Every time Joe's phone rings, it feels like I'm watching Mr Roger's Neighborhood.
"Who could THAT be? Let's see, boys and girls!"
"YUUUUURRRRRR!!"
I've been waiting on this joke lol
I like how Rory frontin like he paper.. He know damn well they had that boy in the cut LMAO.
He def not paper. He fully initiated
Right😖🤜🏾
He know better then to tell GDIs about the frats inner workings.
We all paper as far as GDIs are concerned. That’s NEVER they business.
1. Pay intake
2. Go to classroom
3 magically have a probate.
4. Buy ‘Nalia lol
SOFRESHiSTAY thank you.he needs to walk around w a pr of skates every day for me 2 believe it
Everyone: We’re waiting for the invite Mal
Mal: Naw
A consistent mood. 😂
I’m waiting on yo invite
from full court^
🤣🤣🤣1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣
Yo, Rory's serious AF face when he was explaining the Kappa's had me scared for Joe. Your man was one joke away from getting swung on.
Parks with that sneaky ass "it wasn't him" LMAO
Rory dropped Klay thompson numbers straight off the bench today lol
Mal: Finkel is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkel
Parks: Laces Out
lmao
These dudes always put a smile on my face. Perfect thing to listen to while ur getting ready for work. 😄
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I had to laugh at that but fuck his comment it’s better to listen at work for ya first two hours or work
t breezo hbk shooters gon shoot
@@jozef5904 lmao
Insert Fab’s “Somebody did this” as Cassidy’s beat tag! Guaranteed Banger!!!
Cyn doesn’t talk like that when she trying to sound sexy!
Joe: I wz not around anyone soft nd sexy
Mal: Cyn wz there
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe gone kick the legs out from under that stool on the next Cyn spill frm Mal🤣
KingsQueen LMAO!!
The only way cyn could ever “sound” sexy is if she were mute
I missed that line
Cristina Maria Salgado coollldd blodded
Just came to see if Rory looked as tight as he sounded during that Kappa segment
Rory said he could hit the button on Boosie😂 2020 craaaazy man
Kappa out here wiping mfs nose
Is crazy because Boosie seen George Zimmerman an it was up..
@@argjent868 lmaoo
Rory’s A Real Young King Knowin Bout Cheetah Girls Lol
Haven't seen timestamp man in a minute
Kimmminem West fym good?
As a woman who watched both the Real and this podcast I for one thought it was weird they used y'all clip and two got opinions of a small clip when you said way more than that. I agree that understanding is one thing and condoning is another. I'm not a huge fan of Kevin Hart so I don't give him the time but I can understand how a man could in his situation yet I don't agree with that BS at all! I think this is a huge man with money issue but we can't act like women don't cheat either....
I love the lil gems Parks be dropping “...and then you dance” lmaoooooooo
If Joe keep shaking Mal's chair like that, Them hips gon lie....
on the floor lls
Mal : “Maybeeeee Alexus?”
Lmfaoooooo 🤣😂😂 Good looking apple
Rory he talking like he at the barbershop and NOT on a couch being recorded and his fiancée can listen to it 😂😂😂
Rory got tight when they had the kappa discussion.
So that Cassidy beat don’t sound like DMx’s what they really want and 75% songs from the 2000’s?? Lmaooo HONESTLY 😂😂😂
Rory was on his A game today. Great episode
Everyone has the ability to be skinny... go to any where in the world where there is not a lot of food and you won't see people over weight... obesity is a first world problem that needs to be addressed by fixing the food supply chain.
Facts. Me and my friends moved to Vegas after highschool to pursue music. Long story short it went bad we all lost our jobs. We're broke for months. We all left Vegas looking crackhead skinny cuz we could barely afford to eat a sandwich & a pack of noodles a day lol. You wanna lose weight stop eating
That Cassidy beat defiantly did sound like a Nokia ringtone.
Has anyone ever noticed how many artists Mal says are "talented"?
He says it so often it almost sounds dismissive lol
Malcolm Malema I swear
The sex position segment 😭😭😭😭 I’m in legit tears bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yooo lo key parks be havin me ROLLIN' im dead! Its like they don't even notice him getting the jokes off!🤣🤣🤣 2:25:17
Happy Monday JBP family
Have a great week
Joe swear he can fight man 😂
JBcoolbreez prolly Joe but I’m not gon sleep on Rory and no disrespect Mal the most out of shape he prolly swing slow
Send me the link of Rory shimming lol
Right 🤣
“It wasn’t him” flew under the radar 😂😂😂
WE’RE COMING, WITH WEAPONS 🕺🏿
Mikel Obi with weapons weapons we we we weapons 🕺🏾
🤦♂️😂😂
Mikel Obi that emoji killed me 😂😂
Joey , Rory, Mal and Parks I am a South African who just wanna see the screen or whatever you look at when watching a segment.
Anon M seriously man! Every good podcast shows what they’re watching
I can’t take Rory seriously went he talks stern or “tough”
Those be the ones
babatunde oluwafemi yeah he needs to chill out with tone. Makes him seem more mad than serious
PowdaToastFace Killah LoL no they don’t
Premo Creez didn’t think I needed sarcasm font 😂
Yea when he gets on his pedestal it’s quite offputting, like he’s shitting on people, I know that’s not his intent tho, but it comes across pretentious
Im at work laughing hysterically about "doing missionary from the bottom"