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  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 3 місяці тому +1635

    Who else cares more about the reviews than the actual show?

    • @STICKOMEDIA
      @STICKOMEDIA 3 місяці тому +74

      Every time Disney releases something, I await the reviews

    • @Yesica1993
      @Yesica1993 3 місяці тому +13

      That's why they do these videos.

    • @fearoffema
      @fearoffema 3 місяці тому +36

      Haven't watched a D+ show since season 1 of Mando, but I've watched all of the shows burn down in UA-cam reviews.

    • @skellan34
      @skellan34 3 місяці тому +28

      I won’t watch any of the shows but I love the reviews lol they are comedy gold

    • @dubstepzsi
      @dubstepzsi 3 місяці тому +8

      Me oh me oh me sir this is me sir 🤣i prefer the UA-cam channels than the actual programs itself. Now saying this i am very excited about Alien Romulus ive not been this excited about a film in over 6 years as we have had woke rubbish.

  • @odojang
    @odojang 3 місяці тому +708

    1977: The Force is with you, always.
    2016: The Force is female.
    2024: The Force is shit.

    • @brettloo7588
      @brettloo7588 3 місяці тому +7

      sad

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 3 місяці тому

      I remember when I was still allowed to pistol naughty words on youtube. 🥺
      Jealous!!!!

    • @fenris1168
      @fenris1168 3 місяці тому +26

      2025: The Force is The Farce now

    • @christopherdixon4472
      @christopherdixon4472 3 місяці тому +35

      2026: who needs the force when you have queer black girl magic?

    • @jasonmaclean719
      @jasonmaclean719 3 місяці тому +6

      As soon as they were pictured with the shirts, EVERYONE should have woken up. But nope, the name was too important to fail to the fans😅😅😅

  • @Axvil
    @Axvil 3 місяці тому +525

    DEI = Didn't Earn It

    • @gammafrost
      @gammafrost 3 місяці тому +22

      Perfect 😂😂😂

    • @josephdrummond4376
      @josephdrummond4376 3 місяці тому +8

      Yep. 😂

    • @BRR42922
      @BRR42922 3 місяці тому +3

      One of my favorites.

    • @makeyourmark00
      @makeyourmark00 3 місяці тому +2

      They did get coffee and answer phones though, so you know...totally qualified.

    • @rachelar
      @rachelar 3 місяці тому +1

      Def Easily Ignored

  • @mymaskofshame
    @mymaskofshame 3 місяці тому +495

    Prepare for trouble,
    Make it queer and double.

    • @maggiespeaks8555
      @maggiespeaks8555 3 місяці тому +43

      Team DEI pissing off fans AGAIN!

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 3 місяці тому

      🤢🤮

    • @autecheee
      @autecheee 3 місяці тому

      ‘Put a chick in it and make it gay….make it lame!!’

    • @tigerlancer
      @tigerlancer 3 місяці тому

      Classic hollywood did it to itself. 100% white cast, 100% background characters, 100% white employees. White Genghis Khan, white fu man chu, white Mickey Rooney Mr yunioshi breakfast at Tiffany's. All the way up to late 90s. You out to be ashamed of yourself for dissing DEI.

    • @darthlaurel
      @darthlaurel 3 місяці тому

      Make it gay and lame.

  • @RobSchellinger
    @RobSchellinger 3 місяці тому +258

    Twins, separated years ago, have the same hairstyle.

    • @notYisan
      @notYisan 3 місяці тому +59

      in the galaxy far far away, black human only have 1 hairstyle : dreadlock because muh representation.

    • @bethanyh1637
      @bethanyh1637 3 місяці тому +29

      Even the Parent Trap knew to not make that mistake.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 3 місяці тому +26

      Because of
      1- Uncreative writing
      2- The actress probably didnt want to constantly switch hairstyles
      3- They legit think ⚫ people only have dreadlocks because of they are the true ¨@#cists

    • @gildor8866
      @gildor8866 3 місяці тому +2

      @@guilhermehank4938 I don't think hairstyles are fixed are part of the script unless there is a specific reason for it (e.g. "Rapunzel escapes from the tower using her hair as rope"), so this is not down to the writers.

    • @RuggerDez
      @RuggerDez 3 місяці тому +2

      Very good point

  • @TruDis01
    @TruDis01 3 місяці тому +260

    As a real-life twin, I'm highly offended that they didn't use real twins for this. #boycottdisney

    • @RxYouth
      @RxYouth 3 місяці тому +15

      It would be hilarious if people starting "complaining" about this and how Hollywood needs to change and do better in the future and see how many people actually get up in arms about it, but they also gotta add just how disappointed they are in Disney as it would have been a great opportunity for them to employ TWO black women for the leading role and go on about how much they really dropped the ball with this one. I'd love to see Leslie have to apologize for not being progressive enough lol.

    • @capndallas4918
      @capndallas4918 3 місяці тому

      You're not a twin tho

    • @christopherdixon4472
      @christopherdixon4472 3 місяці тому +17

      The campaign to gaslight Disney into being more woke.
      I like it.

    • @seanmc7128
      @seanmc7128 3 місяці тому +2

      I certainly hope you Sue Disney for this outrage! 😂

    • @hivebrain
      @hivebrain 3 місяці тому +7

      They're basically doing twinface. Highly offensive.

  • @alanw737
    @alanw737 3 місяці тому +234

    BUT... BUT... The critics have given it 88% on rotten tomatoes!!!

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas 3 місяці тому +14

      Lol

    • @robertbrown3413
      @robertbrown3413 3 місяці тому +26

      A higher critic score than the original trilogy then.

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas 3 місяці тому +12

      @@robertbrown3413 That's hilarious

    • @OldManPaxusYT
      @OldManPaxusYT 3 місяці тому +6

      most ppl who are cool and have lives and relationships - u know, emotionally FUNCTIONAL humans 😉, are not going on movies sites and rating every show they watch!
      So u get a heavy slanting of nerds, geeks, super fans, loneyly weirdos etc...
      Much like who comments on YT comment sections!!!
      🤪
      Hahahahaha!
      Anyway, i am off to lick a window!

    • @Pepesilvia267
      @Pepesilvia267 3 місяці тому +8

      They’ve already proven that critic reviewers sell reviews soooo clearly Disney bought some

  • @shivan2418
    @shivan2418 3 місяці тому +224

    I don't get how you can spend 100 million dollars and yet the writing feels like they scraped it from fan-fiction forums on the internet.

    • @Bloody8444
      @Bloody8444 3 місяці тому +12

      They spend 180 million that proves your point more lol

    • @thebatman8895
      @thebatman8895 3 місяці тому +44

      Fan fiction writing would probably be an improvement over this garbage.

    • @Infamous1892
      @Infamous1892 3 місяці тому +27

      They don't respect writing. They don't respect art, they don't respect creativity.

    • @jhonviel7381
      @jhonviel7381 3 місяці тому +8

      ESG scores thats how!

    • @s3.14dervision
      @s3.14dervision 3 місяці тому

      Because they hire writers for diversity, not talent or brains. Smart isn't woke.

  • @billthecrusher8283
    @billthecrusher8283 3 місяці тому +100

    They'd have to strap me down Clockwork Orange style to get me to watch this dumpster fire

    • @dreadvoid777
      @dreadvoid777 3 місяці тому +3

      Brings a tear of joy to read this reference . Such a good movie. Unlike Star Wars movies from Disney, A clockwork orange is a MASTERPIECE.

    • @rachelar
      @rachelar 3 місяці тому

      ​@@fritzthecat8158already here droogie!

    • @desitterspace2127
      @desitterspace2127 3 місяці тому

      Did you say strap on?- The Alphabet Mafia

    • @trevorrogers95
      @trevorrogers95 3 місяці тому

      @@fritzthecat8158Sure looks that way dunnit?

    • @drbalbon7332
      @drbalbon7332 3 місяці тому

      Careful now; one day They may take you up on that.

  • @stevenjames1138
    @stevenjames1138 3 місяці тому +213

    The misandry is strong with this one.

    • @TheFunkyJawa
      @TheFunkyJawa 3 місяці тому +2

      Lee Jung-jae is the main man in this. He's really fucking good.

    • @Mattened
      @Mattened 3 місяці тому +8

      @@TheFunkyJawa lol

    • @SuperPal-tr3go
      @SuperPal-tr3go 3 місяці тому

      How?

    • @DeathsjesterKMNP
      @DeathsjesterKMNP 3 місяці тому

      The racism is stronger.

    • @OldManPaxusYT
      @OldManPaxusYT 3 місяці тому

      @@TheFunkyJawa it's true but he's just a token - EVERYONE else is following the new toxic woke/pc/toxic fem agenda and FLAT/one-dimensional... I mean ffs, we don't even know ANYTHING about Moss' character and then she is killed... Who cares? No one... coz we knew nothin about her... ugh.. it's just a hot mess...
      The _only_ thing i like, is the light sabers and aliens and .. well sci fi stuff basically.. space scenes, ships etc... Coz i am starved for good sci fi since "The Expanse" is over :(

  • @b.dangerfield6499
    @b.dangerfield6499 3 місяці тому +483

    The black twins should have been played by black twins! Shame!

    • @mrfreeman2911
      @mrfreeman2911 3 місяці тому +52

      and with different hair cuts
      Crazy how they think twins want to look like clons....especially with two such radically different paths and ideology.

    • @COCK-erel
      @COCK-erel 3 місяці тому

      représentation we must protest

    • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
      @Allan_aka_RocKITEman 3 місяці тому +6

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @robertanderson6929
      @robertanderson6929 3 місяці тому +21

      Yeah! And Garfield should have been voiced by a trans-furry actor of color.

    • @KennethBlum-sl6rx
      @KennethBlum-sl6rx 3 місяці тому

      ​@@robertanderson6929give it time.

  • @tinderbox218
    @tinderbox218 3 місяці тому +124

    Twins separated at birth, with identical hairdos as adults down to the last curl.

    • @SuperPal-tr3go
      @SuperPal-tr3go 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah that's lame but if that's worst thing about this show then at ain't the worst thing ever.

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 3 місяці тому +2

      It is a clue.
      And it isn't the worst thing about the show.

    • @Lone_Star86
      @Lone_Star86 3 місяці тому +1

      It's crazy because the actress is so beautiful out of character. Her natural hair looks so nice but here they just put a 🐙 on her head. They should have just made her an alien species, like a twi'lek.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 3 місяці тому +3

      I know they absolutely don't know this and didn't write it that way, but...I have seen a few documentaries where separated twins actually DO end up with same hair, clothes, jobs, wives with the same name who look similar, it's uncanny. Even my own brother who I hadn't seen or spoke to in a good 5 years, we had the same sunglasses the next time we saw each other.
      Again, these twits didn't know this, they're just lazy.

  • @Steel-101
    @Steel-101 3 місяці тому +153

    This is why just “moving away from the Skywalkers” isn’t going to fix anything. They messed up the Skywalker timeline and they’ll mess up any other timeline(including the Old Republic with Revan). Also, Filoni isn’t the “Star Wars savior”.

    • @nothanks3236
      @nothanks3236 3 місяці тому +12

      Filoni has been very disappointing since moving over to the live-action side of Star Wars. He should have stuck to making animated series (though arguably his animated series were going down the drain if the last couple seasons of Rebels was anything to go by, but admittedly I haven't watched anything since, I don't know if Bad Batch and the "new, but last" seasons of Clone Wars were any good...).

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 3 місяці тому +20

      THANK YOU! Im so done with people thinking Filoni will save the day, he wont, he is the lesser evil but he is still going along with this garbage.
      He is no different at the end.

    • @ShaneJoshua1980
      @ShaneJoshua1980 3 місяці тому +14

      Filoni is a hack!

    • @brentarellano46
      @brentarellano46 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@nothanks3236skip some of the episodes of clone wars season 7, the ones with the annoying twins and ahsoka. The rest of the season is great
      Bad batch is really good, s1 does have filler and tone issues but S2 does improve on those cons. Bad batch S3 was great (filoni didn't write or direct the show either)

    • @Steel-101
      @Steel-101 3 місяці тому +5

      @@guilhermehank4938 Yeah I used to think he will be able to fix some things in Star Wars but in the end he’s not making anything better. You can tell he’s going along with Disneys view at this point. Even his wife is supporting the madness.

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 3 місяці тому +61

    ...the Force is having its time of the month

    • @trevorrogers95
      @trevorrogers95 3 місяці тому

      The Force got the right to vote and ruined civilization.

    • @mapesdhs597
      @mapesdhs597 3 місяці тому +1

      And they're probably proud of that. ;)

    • @trevorrogers95
      @trevorrogers95 3 місяці тому

      The Force was given the right to vote and has destroyed civilization.

  • @robertanderson6929
    @robertanderson6929 3 місяці тому +28

    It is intersting how they look at actors like Carrie-Anne Moss and say, "Because you are White, privileged, cis and hetero then your ONLY utility to the show is to use your celebrity status to promote the careers of your more deserving POC actors of color." They put Moss front and center on their artwork and kill her off in the first 5 minutes.
    I wonder if that is because they consider her celebrity status to be the product of the old Hollywood patriarchy and therefore unearned?
    Of course they did the same thing to Brie Larson in The Marvels by making her share HER sequel with two more deserving "diverse" actors.

    • @princecharon
      @princecharon 3 місяці тому +2

      No, they did that to Brie Larson because both Larson and her version of Captain Marvel were already deeply unpopular with the fandom, due to the people in charge fecking it all up and Larson just going along with the toxicity. It's just that her costars were not well-known, playing characters that were both also not well-known, and not especially popular with a lot of those who even knew who they were.

    • @robertanderson6929
      @robertanderson6929 3 місяці тому +1

      @@princecharon I agree with that. But also think in deciding to ditch Brie Larson they decided to make the best of a bad situation. So they used HER celebrity to fill seats while simultaneously scoring DEI points by making the movie about the "diverse" characters and hoping to launch their spin-offs and careers.
      It didn't work of course. And I suspect in a few years people will say, "Brie Larson? Oh, I remember her from _The Room._ She was great! I wonder why she and Tommy Wiseau didn't make a sequel?"

  • @Alpha99333
    @Alpha99333 3 місяці тому +20

    Oh, so Carrie-Anne Moss dies in the opening? She was the only reason I even vaguely considered watching this lol. Thanks for saving me the trouble

    • @abelgonzalez158
      @abelgonzalez158 3 місяці тому +2

      Literally

    • @Klynch111
      @Klynch111 3 місяці тому +2

      Unless we get some flashbacks as to why she kicked ya one out of the order. But won't be much. And naming her as one of the main cast, it's obvious they used a dirty trick to get more to watch.

  • @mattsslug
    @mattsslug 3 місяці тому +50

    These people have been telling us for years that people that don't see themselves in something can't enjoy it and won't watch it (utter rubbish) however they have now gone so far as to make it so the main audience can't see themselves in it ....hmmm

    • @nomadman5288
      @nomadman5288 3 місяці тому +8

      Stories and character traits are supposed to be archetypal, not self inserts. We relate to the archetype, not the person's physical appearance or sexuality. That's what these writers don't seem to understand. They're too busy with their narcissism.

    • @trevorrogers95
      @trevorrogers95 3 місяці тому

      Communists destroying heroes.

    • @Nolzei
      @Nolzei 3 місяці тому +3

      I don't see myself as an utter and complete idiot, how could I possibly see myself in this show? Lol

  • @biffbamboo
    @biffbamboo 3 місяці тому +37

    Carrie Anne Moss deserves to be front and center on that poster. No, not because she's white. Because she made it further into this streaming pile of crap than I ever would have.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 3 місяці тому

      What even is white? How are the Spanish, the English, and the Polish all fundamentally interchangeable?

  • @FormulaTurismo
    @FormulaTurismo 3 місяці тому +12

    And they spend $180 million on this. I smell Money Laundering.

  • @trey1941able
    @trey1941able 3 місяці тому +50

    THE F****** MESSAGE.

  • @ThePa1riot
    @ThePa1riot 3 місяці тому +29

    Carrie-Anne Moss as a Jedi . . . and she gets killed in the first scene.
    WTF?!

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 3 місяці тому +3

      I think that in retrospect she's going to wish she'd be in it for less than five seconds. Preferably not at all. Not exactly a good career move.

    • @LowTierPancakes
      @LowTierPancakes 3 місяці тому +1

      @@veganconservative1109Reminds me of the Silent Hill 2 movie 😂

    • @Klynch111
      @Klynch111 3 місяці тому +1

      The biggest gotcha since Bryan cranston godzilla appearance 😂

    • @JamesRDavenport
      @JamesRDavenport 3 місяці тому

      The only reason I ever would have thought about watching this.

  • @BrandonPetersen-p9l
    @BrandonPetersen-p9l 3 місяці тому +9

    In China they shrunk down and hid the only black man on the Movie Poster. In the United States they did the same thing, but with the only white man. What a surprise.

  • @roberthornibrook6344
    @roberthornibrook6344 3 місяці тому +140

    Prepare yourself for more Kathleen Kennedy and yet another rushed product. Enough said.

    • @avnrulz
      @avnrulz 3 місяці тому +3

      A two-year in the making show everyone was taking odds would never be seen.

    • @MirandaSinistra
      @MirandaSinistra 3 місяці тому

      Rushed and insanely expensive.

    • @TheFunkyJawa
      @TheFunkyJawa 3 місяці тому +3

      It's not been rushed. Far from it.

    • @aulvinduergard9952
      @aulvinduergard9952 3 місяці тому +3

      @@avnrulz 4 years, not 2.

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 3 місяці тому +3

      You're incredibly naive if you think these garbage shows are only the result of rushing. We have Disney producers admitting on film that they find ways to insert "queer" messaging wherever they can. They put message above story.

  • @stephenshelton4267
    @stephenshelton4267 3 місяці тому +30

    It sounds like expectations were not subverted, it sounds like this is exactly what Disney Star Wars is all about.

  • @GrimGalore
    @GrimGalore 3 місяці тому +25

    It really does not matter in the grand scheme of things. Nobody's going to watch this show, except for YT reviewers and Bots.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 3 місяці тому +4

      And people with low T and self respect

    • @emptyblank099a
      @emptyblank099a 3 місяці тому

      Ofcourse the grifters will watch this and pretend its bad for money. If they really hated Disney they would stop but the money is too good. If Disney disappeared they would have nothing else to grift.

  • @md_vandenberg
    @md_vandenberg 3 місяці тому +12

    Wait, one of the twins is called OSHA, the Occupational Safety & Health Administration? (That's "Health & Safety" to all you Brits.)

  • @Color-Painter-Blue
    @Color-Painter-Blue 3 місяці тому +78

    Weird how the "..Twins.." kept the same Hairstyle over the Years,.. even the Length of each lock is the exact same.
    Disney-Laziness at its finest.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 3 місяці тому +9

      The actress does seem like the type to demand her hair isnt messed with.

    • @ShazammtheProducer
      @ShazammtheProducer 3 місяці тому +1

      actually you are wrong May has way longer hair just not in the front

    • @ShazammtheProducer
      @ShazammtheProducer 3 місяці тому

      @@guilhermehank4938 lol Bull Crap shes a nobody she cant demand shit and thats not her real hair lol

    • @ShazammtheProducer
      @ShazammtheProducer 3 місяці тому +1

      WRONG lol he bad one has way longer hair its easy to tell

    • @Color-Painter-Blue
      @Color-Painter-Blue 3 місяці тому +2

      @@ShazammtheProducer
      3:14 .. i dont see that much difference that you see.

  • @JaguarCats
    @JaguarCats 3 місяці тому +10

    This is what happens when you focus too much on diversity and inclusion and not enough on actual writing.

  • @verazollinger6862
    @verazollinger6862 3 місяці тому +28

    There is so many things that just makes no sense. And the main actress - why she has same hair??

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 3 місяці тому

      Because the actress threw a temper tantrum when they asked her to change hair styles.
      B. XX people hold their hair at a high prestige. They WILL get violent if you touch it.

  • @richardlbowles
    @richardlbowles 3 місяці тому +138

    Don't write Carry-Ann Moss' character just yet. She's female, so she should be able to overcome death simply by "walking it off".

    • @Orozco_PNW
      @Orozco_PNW 3 місяці тому +15

      That would be on-brand for lightsaber injuries these days...

    • @dylives7667
      @dylives7667 3 місяці тому +6

      The Plot Armor is strong with this one.

    • @CaoimhinOMaol
      @CaoimhinOMaol 3 місяці тому +8

      “Not difficult at all, barely an inconvenience “

    • @ericpode6095
      @ericpode6095 3 місяці тому +8

      "'tis but a scratch....... it's just a flesh wound"

    • @richardlbowles
      @richardlbowles 3 місяці тому +2

      @@ericpode6095 Ah, I get the reference. When I read your quotation, I head John Cleese's voice, yes?

  • @prestonhurst
    @prestonhurst 3 місяці тому +21

    I went in with low expectations. And I was STILL disappointed.

    • @Erik_Swiger
      @Erik_Swiger 3 місяці тому +2

      "At least things can't get any worse O GAWD LOOK AT THAT" lol

    • @86BarbOmega
      @86BarbOmega 3 місяці тому +1

      get used to disappointment
      expect disappointment

    • @sijigs
      @sijigs 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeeopppp

  • @Project-Masculinity
    @Project-Masculinity 3 місяці тому +85

    The Farce is strong in this one…..

    • @boranbkk4270
      @boranbkk4270 3 місяці тому +3

      Great comment. It’s up there with “These aren’t the Jedi you’re looking for….” 😂

    • @Foxonian
      @Foxonian 3 місяці тому +2

      @@boranbkk4270 "Move along."

  • @ronin6501
    @ronin6501 3 місяці тому +107

    Can't wait for episode 3 were the force is forced to be female.

    • @MLJ7956
      @MLJ7956 3 місяці тому +7

      Remember The Last Jedi, just picture how bad that was but much worse & that is episode 3 in a nutshell....

    • @t.kersten7695
      @t.kersten7695 3 місяці тому +1

      all depends on as what the farce self-identifies. male, female, wookie... whatever the force wants to be it can and will be

    • @ronuss
      @ronuss 3 місяці тому +4

      its worse than that from what i've read. they ruin the chosen one stuff. as there is more than one

    • @ronin6501
      @ronin6501 3 місяці тому

      @@ronuss I've read the same thing. Doesn't sound good at all.

    • @THX1138JJT
      @THX1138JJT 3 місяці тому

      ​@@t.kersten7695 I keep waiting for some fat, blue haired white college student to get all indignant and say ''How dare you assume the Force's pronouns! How dare you!'' . Pretty sure Greta Thunberg is available...

  • @Jim-Mc
    @Jim-Mc 3 місяці тому +21

    Lucas pretty much said last week this stuff isnt Star Wars so it doesn't get much clearer than that.

    • @MineCraft-wt7iz
      @MineCraft-wt7iz 3 місяці тому

      Not that I'm doubting it but I'd love to see where he says this

    • @Erik_Swiger
      @Erik_Swiger 3 місяці тому +1

      I remember being upset when Lucas re-issued the original SW with changes...now that stuff feels like gospel in comparison to today.

  • @ShonenXIV
    @ShonenXIV 3 місяці тому +16

    Remember when Anakin destroyed the Death Star?

  • @GRT1865
    @GRT1865 3 місяці тому +18

    Dave thank you for suffering through this so we don't have to.

  • @rosumparat
    @rosumparat 3 місяці тому +33

    Star wars is in the wrong hands since 2012.

    • @warwolf88
      @warwolf88 3 місяці тому +1

      star wars used to be one of my go to franchises now I want nothing to do with it

    • @trevorrogers95
      @trevorrogers95 3 місяці тому

      Mismanaged into oblivion.

    • @warwolf88
      @warwolf88 3 місяці тому

      @LaserDiscWarrior3043 why 2008

    • @rosumparat
      @rosumparat 3 місяці тому

      @LaserDiscWarrior3043 Lucas sold the IP to Disney in 2012.

    • @warwolf88
      @warwolf88 3 місяці тому

      @@rosumparat okay

  • @andrewmack2161
    @andrewmack2161 3 місяці тому +22

    Disney Star Wars = 3rd rate Fan Fiction.

    • @jhonviel7381
      @jhonviel7381 3 місяці тому

      all the good writers are fighting for 'the river to the sea'! when they are done after november they will be getting jobs writing for disney!

  • @javiergt
    @javiergt 3 місяці тому +8

    Twins separated at birth? Did they get the idea from Luke and leía? Innovation at its best

  • @strategicviewpoint6672
    @strategicviewpoint6672 3 місяці тому +19

    The Apathy is strong with this one....

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 3 місяці тому +28

    Star Wars began with "A long time ago. In a galaxy far, far away...". Not with "Today, in the here and now with your talentless, man-less lives..."

    • @SuperPal-tr3go
      @SuperPal-tr3go 3 місяці тому

      The show isn't manless at all though.

    • @Lone_Star86
      @Lone_Star86 3 місяці тому

      Disneys opening crawl should be - " A long time ago..I mean year 2024, in a galaxy near you, the Milky way Galaxy to be precise on a planet called Earth, humans mainly Kathleen Kennedy doing stupid shit and pushing stupid agendas and identity politics" Star Wars. The End.

    • @gumnut6922
      @gumnut6922 3 місяці тому +1

      And its always been "gay".

  • @LP2Life
    @LP2Life 3 місяці тому +5

    'What are you doing here?' wasn't what I expected, I expected worse; something like: 'And what are your pronouns?'
    LMFAO

  • @DaleRoberts-xm8ye
    @DaleRoberts-xm8ye 3 місяці тому +15

    I think the word you're searching for is irreparable.

  • @DanAdlingtonOnline
    @DanAdlingtonOnline 3 місяці тому +10

    I bet Tarantino could write a brilliant, dialog heavy scene leading into the fight. But instead we have to put up with Disney BS

  • @KimberlyMartin-bg8ji
    @KimberlyMartin-bg8ji 3 місяці тому +21

    Love your creativity, it's inspiring!

  • @alexpetrovich85
    @alexpetrovich85 3 місяці тому +8

    The bread has grown stale and the circuses grotesque.

  • @marineboy1964
    @marineboy1964 3 місяці тому +14

    Rotten tomatoes is Rotten to the Core

  • @TheBigExclusive
    @TheBigExclusive 3 місяці тому +8

    I don't even care enough to hate it

  • @EndThusIAm
    @EndThusIAm 3 місяці тому +7

    My highlight of ep 1 is the masked dude being all "An acolyte doesn't need a weapon" then pointlessly shows off his lightsaber.

  • @SirSense
    @SirSense 3 місяці тому +4

    The teaser poster was an unsubtly used tampon, the main poster is a pad with wings. The showrunner stated she wants to put more queerness into Star Wars so she cast her wife in the role, the story is about twin sisters & making the force female... and it came out on June. This is the most current-year corpo marketing ever. 🙄

  • @atTheHop
    @atTheHop 3 місяці тому +8

    A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... there were no white men.

    • @Klynch111
      @Klynch111 3 місяці тому

      A long long time ago, in a galaxy of they/them....

  • @noneyabidness9644
    @noneyabidness9644 3 місяці тому +4

    Well, if you didn't have any expectations...you were probably still let down.

  • @WhiskyCardinalWes
    @WhiskyCardinalWes 3 місяці тому +31

    In the first episode, there are six white men. Total.

    • @ricardomilos10
      @ricardomilos10 3 місяці тому +21

      6 too many
      -disney

    • @TheFunkyJawa
      @TheFunkyJawa 3 місяці тому +4

      So what?

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas 3 місяці тому +16

      ​@@TheFunkyJawa ok Wokeist

    • @smokinace926
      @smokinace926 3 місяці тому +2

      I mean if you wanna play that game there were like 6 black men in the Friends TV show. Set in NYC… Where apparently the population was homogenous in the 90’s…

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas 3 місяці тому +6

      @@smokinace926 What were the demographics in the 90's? Lmao nice try

  • @JJ-cc7gx
    @JJ-cc7gx 3 місяці тому +2

    I’ve stopped being invested in Star Wars after the Force Awakens. Now I’m fully invested in seeing the franchises much delayed demise.

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 3 місяці тому +67

    I would rather peel my eyeballs than watch anything Star Wars anymore, it has been unapologetically broken by Disney now.

    • @RPWStudios
      @RPWStudios 3 місяці тому +4

      This is Disney star wars, not Star Wars.

    • @UncensoredScion
      @UncensoredScion 3 місяці тому +5

      @@RPWStudios I do agree with you but now the only decent Star Wars is the unedited original trilogy and the prequels. Everything else is just tainted garbage and thats now the majority of Star Wars.
      So rather than suffer, I cut the whole thing off, it's similar to my view of Dr Who, yeah everything pre-Capaldi was pretty decent, but as it all got so bad, it's just painful now to think of it in any context so I cut off from it. The Doctor died at Tranzalor for me.

    • @thegringoscottproductions1699
      @thegringoscottproductions1699 3 місяці тому

      There are the books and they can be fun

    • @JO-qn8gy
      @JO-qn8gy 3 місяці тому

      ​@@UncensoredScionThe prequels were a steaming pile of 💩

    • @JO-qn8gy
      @JO-qn8gy 3 місяці тому

      The prequels were a steaming pile of 💩

  • @Scripture-Man
    @Scripture-Man 3 місяці тому +2

    For a while Hollywood has been "so bad it's good", making for hilarious UA-cam reviews. But now these shows are starting to get so depressingly, appallingly bad, it's not even funny any more. It's just like reviewing trash.

  • @ExpertAssass1n
    @ExpertAssass1n 3 місяці тому +5

    I was hanging onto false hope that Star Wars wasn't dead for a long, long time. This shitshow crushes and confirms that it truly has perished.

  • @Frank-Einstein-Madman
    @Frank-Einstein-Madman 3 місяці тому +24

    I have a bad feeling about this, so bad that I wont be watching it! 😂

    • @mroctober3657
      @mroctober3657 3 місяці тому

      I find your lack of faith disturbing.

    • @theSpartan187
      @theSpartan187 3 місяці тому

      It's really good

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 3 місяці тому

      Watch it through EFAP and Drinker et al!

  • @Alex.H.B.1970something
    @Alex.H.B.1970something 3 місяці тому +10

    I couldn't make it through the first Disney Star Wars. Why would I want to subject myself to this rubbish?

    • @theSpartan187
      @theSpartan187 3 місяці тому

      Because it's actually good

    • @Alex.H.B.1970something
      @Alex.H.B.1970something 3 місяці тому +2

      @@theSpartan187 tell me you're a bot without telling you're a bot.

    • @theSpartan187
      @theSpartan187 3 місяці тому

      @@Alex.H.B.1970something tell me you're sexist without telling me you're sexist

    • @MineCraft-wt7iz
      @MineCraft-wt7iz 3 місяці тому +1

      @@theSpartan187 tell me you prefer ruining an existing IP for the sake of "representation" instead of having an actual original and good thing made with the representation included

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 3 місяці тому

      Only watch it through EFAP, Drinker, Nerdrotic, Dispiru, et al...
      Give not to the mouse any clicks otherwise...

  • @bmack04
    @bmack04 3 місяці тому +18

    My Irish half couldn’t decide how to drink myself through these episodes, & my Scottish half couldn’t decide how to drink myself through these episodes.

    • @napoleonfeanor
      @napoleonfeanor 3 місяці тому +1

      Why watch at all?

    • @GRT1865
      @GRT1865 3 місяці тому +10

      Easy. Turn the screen off. Take both half's to the pub. Problem solved. 😃

    • @Dewani90
      @Dewani90 3 місяці тому +3

      My quarter japanese recommended sake, my quarter latina recomended tequila, my half indi recommended to watch the cartoon clone wars instead as that would make me happy instead of bored... also royal stag or imperial blue.

    • @ShemPayne
      @ShemPayne 3 місяці тому +4

      Only when you admit you have a problem can you change. I'm talking about watching star wars of course, keep on drinking.

  • @canadiankewldude
    @canadiankewldude 3 місяці тому +3

    Star Wars is nothing but a putrid zombie these days.
    It should be buried and forgotten.

  • @odd4824
    @odd4824 3 місяці тому +3

    Sadly I don’t even want to hear reviews about this…thing. Watching it is simply not an option.

    • @ExpertAssass1n
      @ExpertAssass1n 3 місяці тому +1

      Good for you, brother. I clicked off within 10 minutes. I can not support this divisive garbage show

  • @snake56
    @snake56 3 місяці тому +3

    The green skin lady is Leslye Headland's wife, so it's nice to see that nepotism is still a thing in a DEI-corrupted Hollywood production.

    • @Adam-sd2ow
      @Adam-sd2ow 3 місяці тому

      Grape head.

    • @a.morrigan5870
      @a.morrigan5870 3 місяці тому

      How else can you sneak white person into a speaking role? Oh, and of course make her green.

  • @brettsimpson2918
    @brettsimpson2918 3 місяці тому +2

    Won't watch this, I'd rather watch a kettle boil.
    Be strong people, just ignore it all.
    Over Disney's Star Wars.

    • @eastsaxon7079
      @eastsaxon7079 3 місяці тому

      It's out of touch higher-ups hiring delusional, over paid, left wing lunatics to create content and not art, Go Watch Something Else!

  • @Lonewolf0840
    @Lonewolf0840 3 місяці тому +3

    Thank you for doing the community a service and enduring that nightmare so we don't have to.

  • @hivebrain
    @hivebrain 3 місяці тому +2

    It's quite a step up from guarding the door for Harvey Weinstein though.

  • @Dolphination
    @Dolphination 3 місяці тому +4

    Sincere condolences for you having to watch this on our behalf.

  • @CaptainRetroStation
    @CaptainRetroStation 3 місяці тому +1

    A lightsaber through the midsection? No problem.
    A tiny metal dagger in the chest? DEATH ASSURED.
    This is modern Star Wars, folks.

  • @TheSpiderPan
    @TheSpiderPan 3 місяці тому +4

    And yet I've already seen posts from people that will happily gobble up anything Disney makes praising it. I've told people that Disney Fandom is a cult. I'm glad to have gotten out of the cult.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 3 місяці тому +1

      The Disney Wars fans are signaling their virtue.
      Ask them about the EU, and their favorite books, comics, games etc moments etc and you'll learn they only became fans for the Mouse.

  • @black-aliss
    @black-aliss 3 місяці тому +1

    Forget the forced diversity, that's a class of padawans... that are ALL HUMAN. That's not diverse in Star Wars. That's human supremacist.

  • @poetscotty
    @poetscotty 3 місяці тому +4

    Disney can't write for sh*t we can't even a simple twin story. I bet twist is both twins are evil.

  • @thedarkknight1971
    @thedarkknight1971 3 місяці тому +1

    WORD HAS IT.... Episode 3 turns out to be a... "GREAT EPISODE"!... 😒😒😒🤣🤣🤣
    😎🇬🇧

  • @jondavidtheauthor6318
    @jondavidtheauthor6318 3 місяці тому +5

    Better books too, I might add! WINK WINK.

  • @markymark3572
    @markymark3572 3 місяці тому +1

    Haven't seen it yet, i may not bother, but I bet it's full of poorly written, poorly acted cardboad "Strong female characters" & weak, poorly written male charactors. After all, it's what Disney does with Star Wars since it bought Lucasfilm😴

  • @Jimmie2429
    @Jimmie2429 3 місяці тому +3

    Wow! How stunning and brave!
    Another prequel of a classic IP starring an overpowered girl boss with no character arc who all the other characters tell you how great she is while the girl boss destroys toxic masculinity and the patriarchy.

    • @TheFunkyJawa
      @TheFunkyJawa 3 місяці тому

      TBF, the first two episodes are nothing like that.

  • @SDIBINGA
    @SDIBINGA 3 місяці тому +1

    The show is trash,yes. But are we calling every thing without a white male "DEI"? What do we call the shows or movies without a Black male? Just normal Hollywood? Cmon. We can critique these terribly written shows without always going on about "DEI".

  • @phoenix_xd5728
    @phoenix_xd5728 3 місяці тому +7

    Star wars started going down the moment I discovered it. It's truly a shame

    • @SilverForte
      @SilverForte 3 місяці тому +1

      Well at least theres a mountain of great content already created. Old movies, shows, books, games.

    • @bethanyh1637
      @bethanyh1637 3 місяці тому

      So its your fault!

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 3 місяці тому +2

      The EU lives!!!
      Thousands of pages and hours of comics, books, and games!

  • @whisperienced
    @whisperienced 3 місяці тому +1

    Shows I watch reviews for but will never watch:
    Star trek picard season 2 or 3
    The Acolyte
    Halo
    Insert whatever other girl boss DEI garbage you can think of.

  • @elitronprime7322
    @elitronprime7322 3 місяці тому +23

    The message is also strong in this show

    • @theSpartan187
      @theSpartan187 3 місяці тому +2

      What message?

    • @TheFunkyJawa
      @TheFunkyJawa 3 місяці тому

      Nothing woke in it at all yet. Unless you just hate women or something.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 3 місяці тому

      ​@theSpartan187
      Check the Critical Drinker...
      He has a whole vid on it.

    • @Adam-sd2ow
      @Adam-sd2ow 3 місяці тому

      @@theSpartan187 Diversity is the main driving force ahead of story telling and entertainment. The writer and actors only care about skin colour and/or being female or another minority.

    • @theSpartan187
      @theSpartan187 3 місяці тому

      @@Adam-sd2ow so what's the message?

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 3 місяці тому +1

    I'll go ahead and give my predictions for this series. We'll see at the end how well I do.
    *1* This series will have a girl who's the key to everything, may or may not be the good twin.
    *2* The evil twin isn't actually evil, she has a tragic backstory and is being manipulated by the big villain, a man.
    *3a* There will be a cringy female comic relief sidekick who will be played by a very annoying actress.
    *3b* There will be a male comic relief sidekick who constantly gets shown up by the women around him and will have the most screentime of any man in the show.
    *4* Member berries that ultimately lead to nothing but thumbnail bait for shill reactors.
    *Free Space* Something will happen that violates SW lore.

  • @JacobSTL1776
    @JacobSTL1776 3 місяці тому +4

    DEI makes everything DIE!

  • @wcharliewilson7004
    @wcharliewilson7004 3 місяці тому +1

    Did you p/u on the girl's family members who died? There's no dad, but there are mothers, as in two. I'm getting an American Chavez vibe with this one...

  • @cmedtheuniverseofcmed8775
    @cmedtheuniverseofcmed8775 3 місяці тому +4

    So here comes the million-dollar question:
    Will it be six months or twelve months before Disney does a Willow and drops this show from Disney+?

    • @Klynch111
      @Klynch111 3 місяці тому +1

      And hopefully keep Leslye headland as far away from lucasfilm as possible. And then maybe, just maybe, the overlord kk will finally get booted.

  • @dispositionguise7467
    @dispositionguise7467 3 місяці тому +1

    The only reason this show even exists is because, as Kathleen Kennedy recently revealed in an interview, female filmmakers rarely ever contact her to pitch a Star Wars story. That’s it. Leslie Heydland is the only female filmmaker to approach Kennedy with a desire to tell stories within the Star Wars universe. That’s also why Sharmeen Obaid Chinoy is getting to make the Rey movie.

  • @Foxonian
    @Foxonian 3 місяці тому +3

    I agree. The only way to save Disney/Lucasfilm now is to turn all scriptwriting over to an A.I.

    • @ExpertAssass1n
      @ExpertAssass1n 3 місяці тому +2

      Not possible. AI isn't gay and black

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ExpertAssass1n
      They'll *make* the AI gay and black!

  • @derrickdinwiddie8759
    @derrickdinwiddie8759 3 місяці тому +1

    Have you seen the show "Falling Skies"? It is phenomenal with the best writing and characters I've seen in years.
    Well worth your time.

  • @Universeknight10055
    @Universeknight10055 3 місяці тому +4

    Star war rest of peace 1977-2024.

  • @MrS-pe6sd
    @MrS-pe6sd 3 місяці тому +1

    All the people giving it high marks are just happy to have won the media war. They won Star Wars, Star Wars is now queer like so many other things. And they will like it no matter how bad it is because they think it’s for them now. It’s very cynical to behave that way. Like a little sister stealing her brothers toy. Very soon they will bore with all of this and move on. Because it’s so boring now. It’ll be too late then everything will be dead

  • @vermilionvoyager2470
    @vermilionvoyager2470 3 місяці тому +4

    The apathy is real

  • @chaosgyro
    @chaosgyro 3 місяці тому +1

    I just watched a Depths of Deep Space Nine episode over on Razorfist's channel. A single episode of that show contains more story, and character work, than a whole season of today's slop.

  • @fearthehoneybadger
    @fearthehoneybadger 3 місяці тому +9

    I give up. There are plenty of reruns to keep us happy for a lifetime.

    • @Erik_Swiger
      @Erik_Swiger 3 місяці тому +3

      I have a vast collection of DVDs, both purchased and self-recorded, to keep me entertained the rest of my life.

  • @76Superdude
    @76Superdude 3 місяці тому +1

    Inclusion by excluding a specific male type….sounds like a show made by a very vengeful personal assistant of a sith to me

  • @OldMovieRob
    @OldMovieRob 3 місяці тому +4

    Thanks for suffering through this for us.

  • @Dreamfox-df6bg
    @Dreamfox-df6bg 3 місяці тому +1

    I heard they have a line from 'Kill Bill Vol. 1' in there twice.
    "Come at me with all your strength'
    Or something like that.

  • @gd515051
    @gd515051 3 місяці тому +13

    Star Wars ended in 1981.

    • @RandyRydberg
      @RandyRydberg 3 місяці тому

      Close, it ended right before the first Ewok showed up in Return of the Jedi.

    • @johnq.public3302
      @johnq.public3302 3 місяці тому +1

      You're not really wrong. ROTJ was pretty much a hack job saved by the cool Vader/Luke duel.

    • @RandyRydberg
      @RandyRydberg 3 місяці тому +1

      @@johnq.public3302 It's not perfect, but as an eleven-year-old, that was a wonderful movie and far better than the sequels. The second Death Star is so cool. So was the first one. Stupid rebels.

    • @johnq.public3302
      @johnq.public3302 3 місяці тому

      @@RandyRydberg There were some really cool rejected ideas for ROTJ....one where the final battle took place at a death star assembly plant with multiple death star if I recall. Now that would have been cool.

    • @86BarbOmega
      @86BarbOmega 3 місяці тому +2

      get over the teddy bears
      sheeesh, acting like a scorned ex wife

  • @user-qn2fk4xy6w
    @user-qn2fk4xy6w 3 місяці тому +1

    You can't even call it bad fan fiction, because the writers aren't fans. Actually they hate the franchise and are only using vague references to slap on to their queer diverse feminist messaging to trick people into watching it.

  • @RandomTChance
    @RandomTChance 3 місяці тому +3

    Tell them Dave!!! ✌️🤠

  • @2006jakebob
    @2006jakebob 3 місяці тому +1

    The writing is purposely bad. Honestly the dialog seems to be AI driven.

  • @johndol3588
    @johndol3588 3 місяці тому +2

    So a Jedi Master gets killed easily first episode. Obviously Kathleen Kennedy does not understands the term master😢

    • @SuperPal-tr3go
      @SuperPal-tr3go 3 місяці тому +1

      It wasn't easy and she only died because she had to save someone else's life. Jedi was dominating through most of the fight.

    • @MrBonified66
      @MrBonified66 3 місяці тому

      We'll see. Ahsoka and that other one with her out of Queens Gambit showed that to females of power, being gutted by a light sabre is surprisingly easy to recover from. Barely an inconvenience.

  • @jewelstar9000
    @jewelstar9000 3 місяці тому +1

    Diversity is fine. Just write good stories and good characters. They just apparently do not know how to write good stories or characters.