Marvel Musical

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  • Опубліковано 1 чер 2013
  • I think this goes without saying, but this video contains Spoilers.
    Download the song on Bandcamp: animatedjames.bandcamp.com
    Here's the song on soundcloud: / marvel-musical
    I haven't done a solo project in a LONG time. The last one I did was my first video: Getting Noticed. But where as that video sucked this one is... better. Back in April, with Iron Man 3 coming out, I wanted to do a tribute to Phase One of the Marvel movie universe, because these movies are some of my all time favorites. Yeah, even Thor and Iron Man 2. So I was wondering how I could pay tribute to these movies in a way that will surely be entertaining... well, Jon Cozart is really popular on the web, so I decided to make a musical out of the 6 movies. Plus, I always wanted to show off my semi-good singing/composing skills. Besides, I'm a New Yorker. I LOVE Broadway musicals, but if you don't like musicals, or if you're just homophobic... you might not wanna watch this.
    Now with this out of the way, Time to work on the project that EVERYONE has been constantly telling me me to do
    ...
    Sonic Lost World Plot.
    (Kidding... Amy VS Pinkie is the next cartoon.)
    Click here to read the lyrics: www.animatedjames.com/private/...
    Website (Everything below + Ask me questions): www.AnimatedJames.com
    Facebook (Updates on upcoming projects): / animatedjames
    Twitter (Funny little observations I make): / animatedjames
    Deviantart (Stuff I draw that isn't animated): AnimatedJames.deviantart.com
    Also, I don't know why I made Bruce Banner sound like a Looney Tunes character.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 43 тис.

  • @Pringilyman293
    @Pringilyman293 3 місяці тому +5429

    👇who came back in 2024

  • @RadiantEDITZ274
    @RadiantEDITZ274 Місяць тому +1527

    Why does this 10 year old musical have SUCH MODERN HUMOUR

  • @NikoQerry
    @NikoQerry 5 місяців тому +783

    A decade later, this still hits hard.

  • @rummenigge1901
    @rummenigge1901 2 місяці тому +92

    Back then this used to be recommended. Nostalgia.

  • @gachabloxgirl3958
    @gachabloxgirl3958 Рік тому +3947

    The nostalgia hits hard, and then you realise how you understand all the jokes and references now that you're older

    • @Lobopandilla
      @Lobopandilla Рік тому +20

      Yeah

    • @nickm2015
      @nickm2015 Рік тому +101

      I first saw this shit when I was like 7 or something. I remember thinking it was so funny, especially the cuss words. I literally just found it again today

    • @MohammadAhmad-mz8sp
      @MohammadAhmad-mz8sp 11 місяців тому +12

      So true

    • @MASHEMZ
      @MASHEMZ 10 місяців тому +29

      I now understand the joke at 3:42

    • @rtrvecf_1847
      @rtrvecf_1847 10 місяців тому +3

      @@nickm2015 same

  • @datoastchild9271
    @datoastchild9271 2 роки тому +3686

    As a kid all these jokes went right over my head

  • @user-xc5tl7cd6j
    @user-xc5tl7cd6j 2 місяці тому +352

    If your watching this in 2024 then your a legend.

  • @evanh948
    @evanh948 3 місяці тому +67

    genuinely still one of my favorite videos on youtube. keep coming back to it every few months

    • @Agentfbivr
      @Agentfbivr 25 днів тому +3

      lol i come back at least twice a day

  • @lynnlantern7513
    @lynnlantern7513 2 роки тому +3325

    I've had this entire song memorized and stuck in my head for 7 years

  • @edwardtan5385
    @edwardtan5385 5 років тому +1111

    After watching Endgame,
    This memory lane calmed me down

    • @asschlatt
      @asschlatt 5 років тому +2

      it made me sadder

    • @bennye1923
      @bennye1923 5 років тому +2

      same

    • @JKLoogie
      @JKLoogie 5 років тому +7

      Can't believe Batman died.

    • @ImNotCRZY
      @ImNotCRZY 5 років тому +2

      Edward Tan yeah but little did he know that red skull was alive

    • @chippez2782
      @chippez2782 5 років тому +1

      Echo NOOoOOoOOOOoOOO

  • @domdomnico7067
    @domdomnico7067 2 місяці тому +16

    I occasionally find myself singing this whole thing randomly while doing things and I always find it weirdly satisfying to still be able to do it flawlessly

  • @kingzay7379
    @kingzay7379 Місяць тому +24

    Every few years i see this video, the memories happy 11 years come June

  • @therandomchococat
    @therandomchococat 5 років тому +4102

    "Thanos killed half of the universe... AND SO I KILLED HIM"
    Love the Avengers 3000

    • @xxinersona1545
      @xxinersona1545 5 років тому +11

      Me: distract Thanos okay? My: sis okay oh hey purple punong me: kills Thanos in the back wait scout u go in his ear end put a smoke bom :scout okay puts a smoke bombs in he's head thanos: dies

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 5 років тому +12

      "and then i fuccing died"

    • @catmcdermott4542
      @catmcdermott4542 5 років тому +4

      Why did you do it?

    • @smejkycz6774
      @smejkycz6774 5 років тому +6

      @Isabella Winter and so we beat the shit out of hiiiiim

    • @Megagamer-xr7ps
      @Megagamer-xr7ps 5 років тому

      The Random ChocoCat u mean avengers I love u 3000

  • @sophiacarroll9043
    @sophiacarroll9043 4 роки тому +2562

    Lyrics:
    IRON MAN
    I was living the life
    Yes I was having so much fun
    I was winning awards I didn't even know I won
    And just in case you can't tell
    All of that went straight to hell
    When I was kidnapped by some Afgan guy
    Who made me build a missle
    Or I would die
    I got a magnet in my chest
    Thanks to this guy wearing a vest
    He dies but
    I am able to give them all the brute
    With the fire I can shoot
    From this really kickass suit
    That can also fly (for like eight seconds)
    But after some improvements using robotic tools
    I was able to make the suit way more cool
    Then I got rebellious
    So Obadiah Stane got jealous
    And he stole my heart in a completely non-gay way
    (Oh-oh, oh-oh) In a completely non-gay way
    (Oh-oh, oh-oh) And so I killed him
    HULK
    I've been living in a third-world country
    Which is kind of ironic since I'm trying not to get angry
    I've been working in a bottle factory
    Then I got discovered and tracked down by the military
    Then back in New York I found my girlfriend
    I destroyed a helicopter and then
    This guy got jealous of me
    De-ja vu
    And then he became a muscly freak too
    Kinda wish I had killed him.
    IRON MAN 2
    The Stark Expo's back
    And now that everyone knows
    That I'm a superhero and Hammertech blows
    My life is great
    Nothing can go wrong
    Oh wait
    Some Russian guy wants me to die
    And so I killed him.
    Okay I lied
    The Russian went on the work for Hammertech
    I found a crossword puzzle on my neck
    And so I threw a party and I really partied hardy until
    Rhodey came and kicked my ass and stole my suit
    And now the Russian guy has drones
    And I'm pretty much all alone.
    Since Pepper abandoned me
    Rhodey's a War-Machine
    My chest is killing me
    So I invent
    A new element
    Shaped like a triangle
    And then I killed that Russian guy.
    THOR
    In the land of Asgard
    I'm about to be king
    Until I disobey my father
    Which kind of screws up everything
    Stripped of powers, banished to Earth,
    Hilarity ensues
    I get arrested by S.H.E.I.L.D.
    And I fall in love with a Jew
    While I'm gone
    Loki takes over Asgard
    Without my powers killing this giant cyclops thing is really hard
    Through the power of Odin's tear
    I get my powers back
    And now I have no choice but to counter Loki's attack.
    By killing him. Kinda. Not really.
    CAPTAIN AMERICA
    I wanted to be an American soldier
    But instead they gave me the cold shoulder
    They thought I'd get killed easily
    Just because I have a few health difficulties
    So to save myself the embarrassment
    I partake in a dangerous experiment
    That gives me biceps, pecs and abs
    I can also run slightly faster
    So I go murder some Nazi bastards
    Led by a guy who's named Red Skull
    For some reason
    And so I killed him.
    Right before crashing into the Arctic and freezing over for several decades.
    I wake up in the future where I have to adjust
    To seeing black people sitting in the front of the bus
    And so just when I think that this is all a bad dream
    Some black guy tells me about joining a team.
    ALL
    Now we all are obligated to join forces
    Even though we hate each other for some bizarre reason
    And well we can't kill each other since we're all equally matched
    So we might as well stop this plan that Loki has hatched
    Tony: Wait Loki's alive?
    Thor: Indeed.
    Tony: WHAT THE HELL!
    Thor: Bruce didn't kill the abomination!
    Tony: Yeah, Bruce what the hell was that about.
    Bruce: Well... my girlfriend... tole me... not to.
    Tony:Pussy.
    A portal opens.
    Loki's army attacks
    It's a fight scene
    We have each others backs
    Rather suspenseful, since Tony almost dies
    Loki is stopped thanks to Hulk, Captain America, Thor, Iron Man,
    And these guys.
    (drumroll)
    AND SO WE KILLED HIM!
    Well we didn't kill him, we just sort of beat the shit out of him.
    SO WE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!

    • @gachawolf6519
      @gachawolf6519 4 роки тому +51

      Your a legend dide

    • @panda1833
      @panda1833 4 роки тому +33

      You didn't need to go through hours of work for the people

    • @sophiacarroll9043
      @sophiacarroll9043 4 роки тому +46

      @@panda1833 I needed lyrics and I thought that other people would want lyrics too

    • @kevsonic
      @kevsonic 4 роки тому +25

      Super helpful

    • @neo_is_short405
      @neo_is_short405 4 роки тому +23

      I LOVE this... you are a GOD thors jealous

  • @user-gx3ww4sv1g
    @user-gx3ww4sv1g 11 днів тому +7

    After a few years I still remember the lyrics

  • @demarioniscool9598
    @demarioniscool9598 5 місяців тому +37

    I love this guy's animation style so much especially in this vid

  • @ValpasKankaristo
    @ValpasKankaristo 8 років тому +1158

    Marvel Musical Part 2:
    Iron Man 3
    Captain America 2
    Thor 2
    Guardians of the Galaxy
    Age of Ultron
    Ant-Man

    • @diego_svq5953
      @diego_svq5953 8 років тому +2

      +Valpas Kankaristo and me????

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo 8 років тому +8

      We don't need you before Cap 3 😄 Spend time with your uncle, btw. You never know what's gonna happen

    • @diego_svq5953
      @diego_svq5953 8 років тому +1

      Valpas Kankaristo D: A secret ( behind the screen I am Spanish )

    • @diego_svq5953
      @diego_svq5953 8 років тому

      Valpas Kankaristo Okno

    • @hendley124
      @hendley124 8 років тому

      Trevor has a great day today I have to bring you some money on the floor with my phone so I have to bring you some money for gas in my life right now I

  • @MooRL1
    @MooRL1 Рік тому +1784

    I've not watched this in years and still remember all the lyrics.

  • @hexois
    @hexois 3 місяці тому +18

    this video single handedly carried the hell out of my childhood.

  • @muhamadammarbinroslanmoe2361
    @muhamadammarbinroslanmoe2361 18 днів тому +6

    This still has the same taste this is great when i watcehd again

  • @dominick4912
    @dominick4912 3 роки тому +2511

    Fun Fact: A few years ago this came up on your recommended and you just remembered it now so you searched it and watch it again reminiscing on how much better everything was back then.

  • @laurbear6451
    @laurbear6451 4 роки тому +5549

    Is it okay that I know almost every word?...

  • @SpudThePotatoe
    @SpudThePotatoe 13 днів тому +3

    This has been stuck in my mind for years now

  • @spoonmcfork
    @spoonmcfork 17 днів тому +3

    Love that Cap’s part has some of American Idiot in it

  • @mr.potatoun2534
    @mr.potatoun2534 3 роки тому +520

    Lyrics:
    {Verse 1: Iron Man}
    I was living the life, yes I was having so much fun
    I was winning awards I didn't even know I won
    And just in case you can’t tell
    All of that went straight to hell
    When I was was kidnapped by
    Some Afghan guy
    Who made me build a missile
    Or I would die
    I got a magnet in my chest
    Thanks to this guy wearing a vest (He dies but)
    I am able to give them all the boot
    With the fire I can shoot
    From this really kick-ass suit
    That can also fly (For like 8 seconds)
    But after some improvements using robotic tools
    I was able to make the suit way more cool
    Then I got rebellious
    Obadiah Stane got jealous
    And he stole my heart in a completely non-gay way (Ooh, ooh)
    In a completely non-gay way (Ooh, ooh)
    And so I killed him
    {Verse 2: Bruce Banner and The Hulk}
    I've been living in a third world country
    Which is kind of ironic since I’m trying not get angry
    I've been working in a bottle factory
    Then I got discovered and tracked down by the military
    Then back in New York, I found my girlfriend
    I destroyed a helicopter and then
    This guy got jealous of me
    Deja Vu
    And then he became a muscly freak too
    Kinda wish I had killed him
    {Verse 3: Iron Man 2}
    The Stark Expo’s back and now that everyone knows
    That I’m a superhero and Hammer Tech blows
    My life is great, nothing can go wrong, oh wait
    Some Russian guy wants me to die
    And so I killed him… Okay I lied
    The Russian went on to work for Hammer Tech
    I found a cross-word puzzle on my neck
    And so I threw a party
    And I really party hardy and then
    Rhodey came in, kicked my ass, and stole my suit
    And now the Russian guy has drones
    And I’m pretty much all alone
    Since Pepper abandoned me
    Rhodey’s a War Machine
    My chest is killing me
    So I invent a new element
    Shaped like a triangle
    And then I killed that Russian guy
    {Verse 4: Thor}
    In the land of Asgard I’m about to be king
    Until I disobey my father which kinda screws up everything
    Stripped of powers, banished to Earth, hilarity ensues
    I get arrested by S.H.I.E.L.D. and I fall in love with a Jew
    While I'm gone, Loki takes over Asgard
    Without my powers, killing this giant cyclops thing is really hard
    Through the power of Odin’s tear, I get my powers back
    And now I have no choice but to counter Loki's attack
    By killing him… Kind of… Not really…
    {Verse 5: Captain America}
    I wanted to be an American soldier
    But instead they gave me the cold shoulder
    They thought I’d get killed easily
    Just because I have a few health difficulties
    So to save myself the embarrassment
    I partake in a dangerous experiment
    That gives me biceps, pecks, and abs
    I can also run slightly faster
    So I go murder some Nazi bastards
    Led by a guy whose named Red Skull for some reason
    And so I killed him (Right before crashing into the Arctic and freezing over for several decades)
    I wake up in the future where I have to adjust
    To seeing black people sitting in the front of the bus
    And so just when I think that this is all a bad dream
    This black guy tells me about joining a team
    {Verse 6: The Avengers}
    Now, we all are obligated to join forces
    Even though we hate each other for some bizarre reason
    And, well, we can’t kill each other since we’re all equally matched
    So we might as well stop this plan that Loki has hatched
    {Tony}
    Wait, Loki's alive?
    {Thor}
    Indeed
    {Tony}
    What the hell!?
    {Thor}
    Bruce didn’t kill the Abomination!
    {Tony}
    Yeah Bruce, what the hell was that about?
    {Bruce}
    Well my girlfriend, told me... not to
    {Tony}
    ...Pussy
    {The Avengers}
    A portal opens, Loki’s army attacks
    Insert fight scene, we have each other's backs
    Rather suspenseful since Tony almost dies
    Loki is stopped thanks to Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man… And these guys
    {Outro}
    AND
    SO
    WE
    KILLED
    HIM!
    {Thor}
    Well, we didn't kill him we just sort of beat the shit out of him
    {The Avengers}
    SO
    WE
    BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF
    HIM!

  • @halalchad6689
    @halalchad6689 Рік тому +2792

    Only legends came back to watch this masterpiece.

  • @EmptyPckt
    @EmptyPckt 5 місяців тому +19

    who else is still listening to this in the last month of 2023?

  • @ofir_hizkiyahu
    @ofir_hizkiyahu 16 днів тому +2

    I remembered this song, I listened to it again, it's been a week and it's still stuck in my head

  • @nurulnugroho4637
    @nurulnugroho4637 5 років тому +716

    RIP stan lee 1922-2018 😢😢
    1:14 he is a legend of marvel

  • @DinoDave935
    @DinoDave935 5 років тому +605

    So it went from a guy getting kidnapped.........To half the universe getting wiped

    • @emmac.j.8374
      @emmac.j.8374 5 років тому +9

      And then dies

    • @theactualtrashman8379
      @theactualtrashman8379 5 років тому +6

      And steve becomes a real old man

    • @hankenthusiast6187
      @hankenthusiast6187 5 років тому +6

      And then stark said"I love you 3000,no homo"

    • @DinoDave935
      @DinoDave935 5 років тому +4

      I fucking love how I don't have to pay to see endgame again. Thanks

    • @mercce6750
      @mercce6750 5 років тому +1

      And the kidnapped guy die. (if you tell me i'm spoiling fuck you you should have watch Endgame by now).

  • @Dadz_34x
    @Dadz_34x 2 місяці тому +11

    beautiful memories of my childhood

  • @zarifhadhariy8974
    @zarifhadhariy8974 4 місяці тому +14

    Who watch this when u were a kid
    👇

  • @dynamicstudios6254
    @dynamicstudios6254 Рік тому +165

    4:55 “and these guys” back when I was like 8 years old, this line was always the funniest to me

    • @FroxFilms
      @FroxFilms Рік тому +6

      It was and still is.

    • @Nefy340
      @Nefy340 10 місяців тому +3

      Saudações de Portugal

    • @Neika_kit189
      @Neika_kit189 4 місяці тому +3

      4:55 ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT They STICKED UP THE MIDDLE FINGER

    • @AAHumann_
      @AAHumann_ 2 місяці тому

      how old are you? It's not that big of a deal​@@Neika_kit189

  • @guhbruhmaste4557
    @guhbruhmaste4557 5 років тому +15032

    After watching Endgame, this really showed me how far the mcu has come.

  • @kenzm1211
    @kenzm1211 Місяць тому +2

    I remeber when I was 7 or 8 when I first watched this, and now im 18 and remising the good old days.

  • @Maximo_makesvideos
    @Maximo_makesvideos 5 місяців тому +9

    This nostalgia bro,this was 10 years ago

  • @oppenguin6462
    @oppenguin6462 4 роки тому +1098

    0:30
    If you think about it, 'this guy wearing a vest' he saved earth.

    • @patelesioelisara
      @patelesioelisara 4 роки тому +64

      OPpenguin real heroes are Odin-sending Thor to earth leading him to protect us...
      Vest man- sacarfices himself for tony stark
      Random doctor and Howard stark- who evented the super syrum...
      And uncle Ben-for teaching peter Parker to be a god boy.
      And the military in GOFTG 1 for putting the guardians in the same prison...

    • @oppenguin6462
      @oppenguin6462 4 роки тому +3

      @@patelesioelisara what is the super syrum?

    • @rook7011
      @rook7011 4 роки тому +8

      @@patelesioelisara peter would have been egotistical type of hero if the criminal did not humble peter's ego

    • @oppenguin6462
      @oppenguin6462 4 роки тому +2

      @Haylie Lewis OK thank you

    • @Ext_R2
      @Ext_R2 4 роки тому +3

      @Haylie Lewis actually not Cap's powers,super strength to be exact

  • @Puff11156
    @Puff11156 6 місяців тому +582

    10 years ago this was made and this still hits different

  • @admiralsocks
    @admiralsocks 2 місяці тому +4

    "In a completely not gay way" Tony Stark 2013

  • @Averyclouds
    @Averyclouds Місяць тому +3

    still a banger in 2024

  • @Redhead_20567
    @Redhead_20567 2 роки тому +414

    This guy did Steve Rogers The Musical YEARS before Disney lol.

    • @arandomdummy
      @arandomdummy 2 роки тому +20

      This one’s better too
      Should have just used this

  • @stashthecash2392
    @stashthecash2392 3 роки тому +191

    Lyrics
    [Verse 1: Iron Man]
    I was living the life, yes I was having so much fun
    I was winning awards I didn't even know I won
    And just in case you can’t tell
    All of that went straight to hell
    When I was kidnapped by
    Some Afghan guy
    Who made me build a missile
    Or I would die
    I got a magnet in my chest
    Thanks to this guy wearing a vest (He dies but)
    I am able to give them all the boot
    With the fire I can shoot
    From this really kick-ass suit
    That can also fly (For like 8 seconds)
    But after some improvements using robotic tools
    I was able to make the suit way more cool
    Then I got rebellious
    Obadiah Stane got jealous
    And he stole my heart in a completely non-gay way (Ooh, ooh)
    In a completely non-gay way (Ooh, ooh)
    And so I killed him
    [Verse 2: Bruce Banner and The Hulk]
    I've been living in a third world country
    Which is kind of ironic since I’m trying not to get angry
    I've been working in a bottle factory
    Then I got discovered and tracked down by the military
    Then back in New York, I found my girlfriend
    I destroyed a helicopter and then
    This guy got jealous of me
    Deja Vu
    And then he became a muscly freak too
    Kinda wish I had killed him
    [Verse 3: Iron Man 2]
    The Stark Expo’s back and now that everyone knows
    That I’m a superhero and Hammer Tech blows
    My life is great, nothing can go wrong, oh wait
    Some Russian guy wants me to die
    And so I killed him… Okay I lied
    The Russian went on to work for Hammer Tech
    I found a cross-word puzzle on my neck
    And so I threw a party
    And I really party hardy and then
    Rhodey came in, kicked my ass, and stole my suit
    And now the Russian guy has drones
    And I’m pretty much all alone
    Since Pepper abandoned me
    Rhodey’s a War Machine
    My chest is killing me
    So I invent a new element
    Shaped like a triangle
    And then I killed that Russian guy
    [Verse 4: Thor]
    In the land of Asgard I’m about to be king
    Until I disobey my father which kinda screws up everything
    Stripped of powers, banished to Earth, hilarity ensues
    I get arrested by S.H.I.E.L.D. and I fall in love with a Jew
    While I'm gone, Loki takes over Asgard
    Without my powers, killing this giant cyclops thing is really hard
    Through the power of Odin’s tear, I get my powers back
    And now I have no choice but to counter Loki's attack
    By killing him… Kind of… Not really…
    [Verse 5: Captain America]
    I wanted to be an American soldier
    But instead they gave me the cold shoulder
    They thought I’d get killed easily
    Just because I have a few health difficulties
    So to save myself the embarrassment
    I partake in a dangerous experiment
    That gives me biceps, pecks, and abs
    I can also run slightly faster
    So I go murder some Nazi bastards
    Led by a guy whose named Red Skull for some reason
    And so I killed him (Right before crashing into the Arctic and freezing over for several decades)
    I wake up in the future where I have to adjust
    To seeing black people sitting in the front of the bus
    And so just when I think that this is all a bad dream
    This black guy tells me about joining a team
    [Verse 6: The Avengers]
    Now, we all are obligated to join forces
    Even though we hate each other for some bizarre reason
    And, well, we can’t kill each other since we’re all equally matched
    So we might as well stop this plan that Loki has hatched
    [Tony]
    Wait, Loki's alive?
    [Thor]
    Indeed
    [Tony]
    What the hell!?
    [Thor]
    Bruce didn’t kill the Abomination!
    [Tony]
    Yeah Bruce, what the hell was that about?
    [Bruce]
    Well my girlfriend, told me... not to
    [Tony]
    ...Pussy
    [The Avengers]
    A portal opens, Loki’s army attacks
    Insert fight scene, we have each other's backs
    Rather suspenseful since Tony almost dies
    Loki is stopped thanks to Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man… And these guys
    [Outro]
    AND
    SO
    WE
    KILLED
    HIM!
    [Thor]
    Well, we didn't kill him we just sort of beat the shit out of him
    [The Avengers]
    SO
    WE
    BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF
    HIM!

  • @marvinguzman7875
    @marvinguzman7875 6 місяців тому +4

    6yrs ago had nostalgia every time I listen to it and it relive my childhood

  • @lffy2630
    @lffy2630 5 років тому +3051

    "tony almost dies"
    Yeah, wait 6 years more.

  • @lorddeez1385
    @lorddeez1385 2 роки тому +866

    I miss things like this. Wish he would have done one of these for each phase of the MCU. This song has no right to be this much of a banger.

    • @scwibbity
      @scwibbity 2 роки тому +3

      You know what got you

    • @the_eerrielemental9866
      @the_eerrielemental9866 Рік тому +1

      yeah and also it would be cool to see his improovment

    • @TheGreenThunder1607
      @TheGreenThunder1607 Рік тому +1

      @@dylanvarney5121 have you actually started working on it?

    • @Drvk99
      @Drvk99 Рік тому +2

      Real

    • @pipsqueak4372
      @pipsqueak4372 Рік тому

      @@dylanvarney5121 I've been watching this all night please do

  • @Monera-Zika
    @Monera-Zika 21 день тому +4

    Man when i was a kid i dont know that black widow and hawkeye show that finger kkkk

    • @allie_678
      @allie_678 15 днів тому

      It’s because they didn’t have their own movies right?

    • @Monera-Zika
      @Monera-Zika 5 днів тому

      I think it bro​@@allie_678

  • @ShaneMarsh-nv3bg
    @ShaneMarsh-nv3bg Місяць тому +4

    I forgot about this
    This was the shit back then bro

  • @adamjaro9269
    @adamjaro9269 2 роки тому +767

    I appreciate how the captain American segment went to the tune of “American Idiot”

    • @gaugemogle0779
      @gaugemogle0779 2 роки тому +29

      Only more upbeat but still great since it's my favorite song

    • @januzairamli4426
      @januzairamli4426 2 роки тому +13

      What's the other segments' toons?

    • @gaugemogle0779
      @gaugemogle0779 2 роки тому +14

      @@januzairamli4426 i Don't know But I'd like to know the tunes of iron man's songs

    • @harrylovessports5247
      @harrylovessports5247 2 роки тому +5

      Absolutely class how its like that

    • @charliep123
      @charliep123 2 роки тому +9

      No way oh my god I’m a huge Green Day fan and I just found this again after two years back then I didn’t know them. (I haven’t actually heard it yet at the time of writing - still waiting for it to come up)
      EDIT: OH MY GOD IT IS

  • @twinrazor
    @twinrazor 4 роки тому +1724

    This song has consistently been stuck in my head for around 5 straight years

  • @KirbyisAwesomeWasTaken
    @KirbyisAwesomeWasTaken 16 днів тому +2

    I watch this every night
    Is something wrong with me

  • @FwogEnjoyer
    @FwogEnjoyer 16 днів тому +5

    Be honest youre not here for the first time

  • @elizabethecht2040
    @elizabethecht2040 5 років тому +902

    After Endgame... what a flash back... Reminds us where we started...
    Wow thx for all the likes guys❤️
    (Love you 3000)

    • @patty069
      @patty069 5 років тому +10

      Elle Echt I know right, I watched endgame and then found this, and I became mentally unstable.

    • @avapressey7169
      @avapressey7169 5 років тому +1

      I’m soooo sad

    • @kc9154
      @kc9154 5 років тому +1

      Mhm

    • @elizabethecht2040
      @elizabethecht2040 5 років тому +1

      420blazer M8 bruhhhh I watched this right after end game and was sobbing

    • @elizabethecht2040
      @elizabethecht2040 5 років тому +1

      Ava Pressey ugh ik!!!

  • @tommaczar673
    @tommaczar673 6 років тому +2370

    Who wants an extended version when Infinity War comes out? Like if you want one, despite the fact I won't animate it because I suck at it?

    • @earlmcfadden4498
      @earlmcfadden4498 6 років тому +9

      The TARDIS Pig /TC k

    • @mckinziechristian1856
      @mckinziechristian1856 6 років тому +7

      The TARDIS Pig /TC That would honestly be amazing I can only imagine

    • @Keptbloom
      @Keptbloom 6 років тому +7

      That would be incredible but also really hard as there’s like what 20 movies now or something like that

    • @Tintin-hh1gf
      @Tintin-hh1gf 6 років тому +4

      The TARDIS Pig /TC yes

    • @MrMinecraftsman
      @MrMinecraftsman 6 років тому +22

      "And so I killed them"
      -Thanos

  • @VishnuV-yc6qz
    @VishnuV-yc6qz 10 днів тому +2

    Dude it is 2024 and this still slaps

  • @blackeymikey7061
    @blackeymikey7061 20 днів тому +3

    bro the nostalgia hit so hard. AND HOW TF DOES IT HAVE SO MUCH MODERN HUMOR?

  • @valeriano646
    @valeriano646 5 років тому +133

    RedSkull: Teleported to space because of space stone
    RedSkull:comes back as keeper of the soul stone

    • @sean-ey5je
      @sean-ey5je 5 років тому

      N

    • @lol123mk6
      @lol123mk6 5 років тому

      RedSkull didn't die

    • @egghead-9337
      @egghead-9337 5 років тому

      I wonder why the russo brothers made Red skull defend the soul stons. Maybe it's a punishment for beings a crap person.

    • @atwocious
      @atwocious 5 років тому

      nah they just didn't want to use a new character because it would be to hard lol

    • @egghead-9337
      @egghead-9337 5 років тому

      @@atwocious oof lol

  • @cealaine
    @cealaine 7 років тому +2141

    SO MANY GREAT QUOTES IN THIS
    "THAT CAN ALSO FLY! for like 8 seconds.."
    "and he stole my heart in a completely non gay way."
    "then back in new york i found my girlfriend, I DESTROYED A HELICOPTER and then"
    "nothing can go wrong oh wait some russian guy wants me to die"
    "SO I INVENT. a new element. shaped like a triangle."
    "and so I killed him.. right before crashing into the arctic and freezing over for several decades."

    • @keira2421
      @keira2421 7 років тому +8

      Kelly Cox ツ I see most of them are the ones from iron man xD

    • @cealaine
      @cealaine 7 років тому +12

      Toasty Bread Cause Tony is the best

    • @yasminisloveyasminislife8551
      @yasminisloveyasminislife8551 7 років тому +33

      I end up in the future and have to adjust to black people sitting in the front of the bus

    • @somerandomdude7860
      @somerandomdude7860 7 років тому +22

      Kelly Cox ツ "And so Rhodes came in, kicked my ass, and stole my suit!"

    • @Nicole-yf7vg
      @Nicole-yf7vg 7 років тому +26

      Pepper abandoned me,
      Rhodeys a war machine,
      my chest is killing me,
      so I invent...a new element
      shaped like a triangle

  • @fatimaogunmilade403
    @fatimaogunmilade403 15 днів тому +3

    0:07 Iron man 🧲
    1:01 Hulk 💪🥦
    1:30 iron man 2 🧲🎸
    2:22 Thor!!!!! 🔨
    2:58 Captain America 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
    4:42 Avengers 🧲💪🥦🔨🇺🇲🕷️🏹

  • @Mizugameza_no_Camus
    @Mizugameza_no_Camus 2 місяці тому +6

    10 F*CKING YEARS AGO !!??

  • @notsosadbaguette8088
    @notsosadbaguette8088 5 років тому +1817

    Nobody:
    Literally No one:
    Not a single Soul:
    Avengers: *So I killed him*

    • @yourmomisverygay7479
      @yourmomisverygay7479 5 років тому +31

      Also avengers:so I killed him...not really

    • @Teny_2149
      @Teny_2149 5 років тому +6

      K

    • @LoganoPiano
      @LoganoPiano 4 роки тому +5

      1:28 nuff said

    • @LoganoPiano
      @LoganoPiano 4 роки тому +3

      Nobody:
      Literally no one:
      Not a single soul:
      Not So Sad Baguette : *Fails at making a forced meme*

    • @hous4493
      @hous4493 3 роки тому +2

      Not So Sad Baguette ditto

  • @anoobforhire9162
    @anoobforhire9162 5 років тому +3409

    I am iron man -Tony Stark 2019
    We love you 3000

  • @fooftheking
    @fooftheking 29 днів тому +34

    👇who came back in 2026

  • @TacticalGamer527
    @TacticalGamer527 Місяць тому +2

    Ive memerorized this entire song i loved it

  • @TheGoose03
    @TheGoose03 6 років тому +486

    this helps a bit after infinity war
    im still scarred though

    • @caroline9083
      @caroline9083 6 років тому +3

      Brinley W.
      r u scared for the hero's read the comics Spoilers/ caption marvel saves them

    • @kei9833
      @kei9833 6 років тому +10

      Brinley W. MR STARK I DONT FEEL SO GOOD MR STARK I DONT WANNA GO I DONT WANNA GO

    • @TheGoose03
      @TheGoose03 6 років тому +3

      game games and animation HOW DARE YOU YOU MONSTER

    • @zimbird42
      @zimbird42 6 років тому +3

      Poor spiderman

    • @butter503
      @butter503 6 років тому +1

      game games and animation GET OUT RIGHT NOW-

  • @gabinorubio8556
    @gabinorubio8556 5 років тому +2866

    Iron Man started back in 2008 then 11 years in 2019 were in the endgame now

  • @DB-Z-GT-SUPER-CHANNEL
    @DB-Z-GT-SUPER-CHANNEL День тому +2

    I watched it a few years ago when I was in Marvel hype and I still really like it today.

  • @Tails_Gaming
    @Tails_Gaming 5 місяців тому +8

    This is so nostalgic

  • @t0xicb0i9
    @t0xicb0i9 5 років тому +805

    "Killed red skull"
    Watches infinity war
    "Yeah about that..."

    • @thatcavemandog
      @thatcavemandog 5 років тому +1

      Yea I know

    • @c0mplications
      @c0mplications 5 років тому +2

      hehe

    • @f.g.2617
      @f.g.2617 5 років тому +3

      loki, the abomination

    • @noone-kk2zs
      @noone-kk2zs 5 років тому +2

      This video was made 5 years ago

    • @cricketcoop2038
      @cricketcoop2038 5 років тому +5

      they killed the og red skull actor because hes not in infinity war .l.

  • @santitheeggroll6258
    @santitheeggroll6258 3 роки тому +989

    Bruh I'm feeling old.. I remember when the channel name wasn't "discontinued channel" ... Rip

  • @Cdwag110
    @Cdwag110 Місяць тому +2

    damn, 10 years later and this is still a banger

  • @Zach_Attak-F1
    @Zach_Attak-F1 Місяць тому +3

    When I was younger I memorised the entire thing best decision ever

  • @thegoodMeow
    @thegoodMeow 4 роки тому +362

    I love how Thor is like in his movies
    He keeps switching between English, Australian and American accents

    • @thegoodMeow
      @thegoodMeow 4 роки тому +16

      Actually it’s more switching between opera English and not-opera-English (Not American English tho.)

    • @yourdad139
      @yourdad139 4 роки тому +3

      • thegoodMeow• but he's Australian...

    • @thegoodMeow
      @thegoodMeow 4 роки тому +2

      Shane Elisara yeah I know but I don’t really hear it

    • @yourdad139
      @yourdad139 4 роки тому +5

      • thegoodMeow• lol 😂 I don't even understand he's voice m, like I understand him in some Australian Tv shows but in Thor he's voice is so deep.

    • @thegoodMeow
      @thegoodMeow 4 роки тому +3

      Shane Elisara 😂

  • @thefifelskishow5775
    @thefifelskishow5775 5 років тому +739

    All the most liked comments are from 2019.
    This video is from 2013!!!!

  • @plannedappl
    @plannedappl Місяць тому +3

    when we first see the black guy behind him theres rdr1

  • @OppoTako
    @OppoTako Місяць тому +1

    The front of the bus joke was wild💀💀

  • @merpmak795
    @merpmak795 4 роки тому +144

    *And So We Killed Him*
    *Thor* "let's make this more family friendly"
    *Iron Man* "Sounds Like A Plan"
    *Captain America* "Guess so"
    *Hulk* "Hulk Smash"
    *Me* "Okay then''

  • @luciadeastis5708
    @luciadeastis5708 5 років тому +514

    What do scarlet witch and red skull have in common?
    They both lost their *VISION*

  • @a.o.h8660
    @a.o.h8660 4 місяці тому +7

    Good Afternoon 2024 goers

  • @Flamin_noxone
    @Flamin_noxone Місяць тому +2

    I remember watching this as a little kid

  • @ignited_gravitation8286
    @ignited_gravitation8286 2 роки тому +2948

    The nostalgia's hitting harder than Hulk punching that helicopter.

  • @thlee6281
    @thlee6281 5 років тому +412

    With Thor, captain America, hulk, Ironman and these guys...
    Natasha and clint: Are we a joke to you??? 😂

    • @gamerwarrior8285
      @gamerwarrior8285 5 років тому +1

      My favorite iron man thor and hawkeye

    • @divinewright1373
      @divinewright1373 5 років тому +5

      @Billy Bob You made fun of Black Widow and Hawkeye, even though both of the could kick your ass.
      Clint would put an arrow in both your knees, and Nat would shoot you in the balls 39 times in a row.
      And then Thor would strike you with lightning because why the fuck not?
      I'm bored...

    • @soup3339
      @soup3339 5 років тому

      Yes.

    • @malluke1
      @malluke1 5 років тому

      Ha ha

    • @shade08538
      @shade08538 5 років тому +2

      Billy Bob Bruh, shutup

  • @FuntoonsYT
    @FuntoonsYT Місяць тому +2

    1:17 my favorite part.

  • @bunsofyeezbalayanan96
    @bunsofyeezbalayanan96 2 місяці тому +3

    I watched this when I was 3 AND IT HAD BADWORDS

    • @Tnarg_studio
      @Tnarg_studio 2 місяці тому

      Me too

    • @legowinnertoy
      @legowinnertoy 2 місяці тому

      I watched it at 6 and I didn’t understand what it said.
      I almost blasted it at a kid’s bd party but thankfully I didn’t.

  • @qmillion4336
    @qmillion4336 4 роки тому +295

    'AND SO WE KILLED HIM'
    quote of the year

    • @shadowbladeandlightin8889
      @shadowbladeandlightin8889 4 роки тому +8

      AND SO WE BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

    • @partnersincrim1500
      @partnersincrim1500 4 роки тому +5

      The day is saved thanks to Thor Captain America Hulk Iron man......and These guys!!!

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 3 роки тому +2

      @@partnersincrim1500 justice for These Guys! These Guys are people too! These Guys deserve to be heard!

    • @IRMarkerz
      @IRMarkerz 24 дні тому +1

      5:02

  • @techyrelic
    @techyrelic 3 роки тому +589

    2 years until this is a decade old.
    Damn

    • @tiimallen
      @tiimallen 3 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @thecerealpope8209
      @thecerealpope8209 3 роки тому +9

      7 + 2 = 9, and apparently that's a decade, you were close though.

    • @dubscentral
      @dubscentral 3 роки тому +1

      @@thecerealpope8209 this year it turns 8 soooo

    • @strippedsweater
      @strippedsweater 3 роки тому +2

      @@thecerealpope8209 please know what you are talking about before you spill out your ignorance on us.

    • @thecerealpope8209
      @thecerealpope8209 3 роки тому

      @@strippedsweater true but its not 8 yet so we are both right when its actually 8 then i will fix my comment

  • @TheRealMechgodzilla
    @TheRealMechgodzilla Місяць тому +2

    10 year later and this is still a certified banger🗣🗣🗣

  • @TFHS420
    @TFHS420 Місяць тому +1

    Got recommended this and just remembered this exists

  • @mr.potatoun2534
    @mr.potatoun2534 3 роки тому +2190

    Avengers: **wins with hawkeye**
    Age of ultron: **wins with hawkeye**
    Infinity war: **does not win with hawkeye cus he wasnt there**
    Endgame: **wins with hawkeye**
    Hawkeye: I SEE NO GOD UP HERE
    BUT ME

    • @hondaibonzai6575
      @hondaibonzai6575 3 роки тому +37

      Oh.
      OH.

    • @Theoneandonlyshoppingkart
      @Theoneandonlyshoppingkart 3 роки тому +49

      Holy crap I can’t believe it. Hawkeye and Ant-Man are OP

    • @scareeecrowww
      @scareeecrowww 3 роки тому +12

      What about Civil war? His side didn’t win

    • @vaclaw1177
      @vaclaw1177 3 роки тому +29

      @@scareeecrowww true but does Civil War count as an avenger movie? I mean it has Captain America in the title, but correct me if I’m wrong

    • @anayshah3349
      @anayshah3349 3 роки тому +11

      @@vaclaw1177 ur right civil war is a captain America movie

  • @captainnoodles9492
    @captainnoodles9492 3 роки тому +1394

    I can’t believe this is already 7 years old now

    • @diegogandara8913
      @diegogandara8913 3 роки тому +14

      @@mateistaver5800 You clearly didn't pay attention in math class. Might I explain to you how it is still 7 years old? Because it's still not June 2021. Just because 2013 + 8 is 2021. MEANING, it's still 7 years old. Let me put it in stupid terms for you: Imagine your birthday is uhh, April 20, right? So let's say you're 15 on December 31 2020. Then it's January 1, and then you think that makes you 16. Your birthday hasn't passed, so you're still 15. I hope you understood, stupid.

    • @rachaelkelly7314
      @rachaelkelly7314 3 роки тому +6

      this makes me feel so old

    • @captainnoodles9492
      @captainnoodles9492 3 роки тому

      @@rachaelkelly7314 Yes definitely

    • @charliehogan2134
      @charliehogan2134 3 роки тому +5

      @@diegogandara8913 hey just a reminder this is the internet ❤

    • @skyvrruniverse5771
      @skyvrruniverse5771 3 роки тому +1

      Me neither

  • @thetriathigamer1544
    @thetriathigamer1544 3 дні тому +2

    I gotta come back to this every year

  • @Steedyz
    @Steedyz 3 дні тому +3

    10 years where the hell have the years gone 😭

  • @LoserCatGames
    @LoserCatGames 5 років тому +1937

    And now I have no choice to counter Loki's attack...
    By killing him...
    Kind of...
    *Not really...*

    • @naranciabestboi1293
      @naranciabestboi1293 5 років тому +14

      Best funny lines in the vid for each song:
      Iron Man: "But I'm able to give them all the boot from the fire I can shoot from this really kick-*ss suit I can slow fly....*for like 8 s e c o n d s*
      Hulk: "I destroyed a helicopter and then, this guy got jealous of me, *Deja vu and then he became a muscly freak tooooooooooo.*

    • @naranciabestboi1293
      @naranciabestboi1293 5 років тому +11

      Part 2:
      Thor: (You already said it xd.)
      Iron Man 2: "So I inveeeeeent a new element (Insert sound) *Shaped like a triangle, and so I killed the Russian guy.*

    • @naranciabestboi1293
      @naranciabestboi1293 5 років тому +8

      Part Tres:
      Captain America The First Avenger: "So I go murder some nazi bastuuurrrds, who are lead bu a guy named red skull for some reason, and so I kill him *before crashing into the artic and freezing for 7 decades...*

    • @naranciabestboi1293
      @naranciabestboi1293 5 років тому +7

      Final Part:
      Avengers: "And so we killed him!!! (Thor explains) *And so we beat the S*it our of him!!"

    • @katie7513
      @katie7513 5 років тому +2

      Juliana Gordillo hes not dead...

  • @ionasan
    @ionasan 5 років тому +2499

    (I listened to this about 20 times to make sure I got them right, so yeah enjoy)
    Lyrics:
    IRON MAN
    I was living the life
    Yes I was having so much fun
    I was winning awards I didn't even know I'd won
    And just in case you can't tell, all of that went straight to hell
    When I was kidnapped by some Afghan guy who made me build a missile..
    Or I would die
    I got a magnet in my chest
    Thanks to this guy wearing a vest.. who dies, but
    I am able to give them all the boot
    With the fire I can shoot
    From this really kick-ass suit
    I can also fly... For like 8 seconds
    But after some improvements using robotic tools
    I was able to make the suit way more cool
    Then I got rebellious
    Obadiah Stane got jealous
    And he stole my heart in a completely non-gay way
    (Ooh ooh)
    In a completely non-gay way
    (Ooh ooh)
    And so I killed him
    THE INCREDIBLE HULK
    I've been living in a third-world country
    Which is kind of ironic since I'm trying not to get angry
    I've been working in a bottle factory
    Then I got discovered and tracked down by the military
    Then back in New York, I found my girlfriend
    I destroyed a helicopter, and then
    This guy got jealous of me
    Deja Vu
    And then he became a muscily freak too
    Kinda wish I had killed him
    IRON MAN 2
    The Stark Expo's back
    and now that everyone knows
    That I'm a superhero
    And Hammer Tech blows
    My life is great
    Nothing can go wrong-- oh wait
    Some Russian guy wants me to die
    And so I killed him--
    Ok I lied
    The Russian went on to work for Hammer Tech
    I found a crossword puzzle on my neck
    And so I threw a party
    And I really partied hardy
    Until Rhodey came-- and
    Kicked my ass
    And stole my suit
    And now the Russian guy has drones
    And I'm pretty much all alone-- since
    Pepper abandoned me
    Rhodey's the War Machine
    My chest is killing me
    So I invent
    A new element
    Shaped like a triangle
    And then I killed that Russian guy
    THOR
    In the land of Asgard I'm about to be king
    Until I disobey my father
    Which kind of screws up everything
    Stripped of powers
    Banished to Earth
    Hilarity ensues
    I get arrested by S.H.I.E.L.D.
    And I fall in love with a Jew
    While I'm gone
    Loki takes over Asgard
    Without my powers killing this giant cyclops thing is really hard
    Through the power of Odin's tear
    I get my powers back
    And now I have no choice
    But to counter Loki's attack
    By killing him
    Kind of
    Not really
    CAPTAIN AMERICA
    I wanted to be an American soldier
    But instead they gave me the cold shoulder
    They thought I'd get killed easily
    Just because I have a few health difficulties
    So to save myself the embarrassment
    I partake in a dangerous experiment
    That gives me biceps, pecs, and abs
    I can also run slightly faster
    So I go murder some Nazi bastards
    Led by a guy who's named Red Skull for some reason
    And so I killed him
    Right before crashing into the Arctic and freezing over for several decades...
    I wake up in the future where I have to adjust
    To seeing black people sitting in the front of the bus
    And so just when I think that this is all a bad dream
    This black guy tells me about joining a team
    THE AVENGERS
    Now we all are obligated to join forces
    Even though
    We hate each other for some bizarre reason
    And well, we can't kill each other since
    We're all equally matched
    So we might as well stop this plan that
    Loki has hatched
    Wait Loki's alive?
    Indeed
    Ugh, what the hell!?
    Bruce didn't kill The Abomination!
    Yeah... Bruce what the hell was that about?
    Well! Ugh, my girlfriend... told me... not to
    ....
    Pussy.
    A portal opens
    Loki's army attacks
    It's a fight scene
    We have each other's backs
    Rather suspenseful
    Since Tony almost dies
    Loki is stopped thanks to
    Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man
    ...And these guys
    And so we killed him
    Well, we didn't "kill" him, we just, sort of, beat the shit out of him
    So we beat the shit out of him

    • @LilmonkeyGENNA
      @LilmonkeyGENNA 5 років тому +41

      It’s seems better with the music but thank you now it’s stuck in my head XD

    • @Ricecrispy29
      @Ricecrispy29 5 років тому +23

      Thanks man or woman

    • @kenns.3107
      @kenns.3107 5 років тому +15

      I thought that you thought this was funny so you watched for 20 minutes I was not expecting this

    • @carmenpieralde4020
      @carmenpieralde4020 5 років тому +11

      in thor, I think it would be calamity, not hilarity

    • @ionasan
      @ionasan 5 років тому +7

      @@xshxr cause I really like this song!... Okay, maybe not that much. I didn't know that the lyrics were posted anywhere. I thought since they discontinued their channel, that their site would have been down as well.

  • @twizedmate
    @twizedmate Місяць тому +2

    aw man.. i used to watch this.. when little.. yet it still good

  • @diegoleonelreyes
    @diegoleonelreyes Місяць тому +2

    I’m finally watching it after years

  • @Remotecontrolledidiot
    @Remotecontrolledidiot 5 місяців тому +9

    Who else watched this as a kid?

  • @philipspotts5979
    @philipspotts5979 5 років тому +601

    Meanwhile, in Infinity war: “AND SO HE KILLED half of US!”

  • @abramplaysscience2485
    @abramplaysscience2485 3 роки тому +208

    Don’t mind this, I just wanna remember the lyrics
    Verse 1: Iron Man]
    I was living the life, yes I was having so much fun
    I was winning awards I didn't even know I won
    And just in case you can’t tell
    All of that went straight to hell
    When I was was kidnapped by
    Some Afghan guy
    Who made me build a missile
    Or I would die
    I got a magnet in my chest
    Thanks to this guy wearing a vest (He dies but)
    I am able to give them all the boot
    With the fire I can shoot
    From this really kick-ass suit
    That can also fly (For like 8 seconds)
    But after some improvements using robotic tools
    I was able to make the suit way more cool
    Then I got rebellious
    Obadiah Stane got jealous
    And he stole my heart in a completely non-gay way (Ooh, ooh)
    In a completely non-gay way (Ooh, ooh)
    And so I killed him
    [Verse 2: Bruce Banner and The Hulk]
    I've been living in a third world country
    Which is kind of ironic since I’m trying not get angry
    I've been working in a bottle factory
    Then I got discovered and tracked down by the military
    Then back in New York, I found my girlfriend
    I destroyed a helicopter and then
    This guy got jealous of me
    Deja Vu
    And then he became a muscly freak too
    Kinda wish I had killed him
    [Verse 3: Iron Man 2]
    The Stark Expo’s back and now that everyone knows
    That I’m a superhero and Hammer Tech blows
    My life is great, nothing can go wrong, oh wait
    Some Russian guy wants me to die
    And so I killed him… Okay I lied
    The Russian went on to work for Hammer Tech
    I found a cross-word puzzle on my neck
    And so I threw a party
    And I really party hardy and then
    Rhodey came in, kicked my ass, and stole my suit
    And now the Russian guy has drones
    And I’m pretty much all alone
    Since Pepper abandoned me
    Rhodey’s a War Machine
    My chest is killing me
    So I invent a new element
    Shaped like a triangle
    And then I killed that Russian guy
    [Verse 4: Thor]
    In the land of Asgard I’m about to be king
    Until I disobey my father which kinda screws up everything
    Stripped of powers, banished to Earth, hilarity ensues
    I get arrested by S.H.I.E.L.D. and I fall in love with a Jew
    While I'm gone, Loki takes over Asgard
    Without my powers, killing this giant cyclops thing is really hard
    Through the power of Odin’s tear, I get my powers back
    And now I have no choice but to counter Loki's attack
    By killing him… Kind of… Not really…
    [Verse 5: Captain America]
    I wanted to be an American soldier
    But instead they gave me the cold shoulder
    They thought I’d get killed easily
    Just because I have a few health difficulties
    So to save myself the embarrassment
    I partake in a dangerous experiment
    That gives me biceps, pecks, and abs
    I can also run slightly faster
    So I go murder some Nazi bastards
    Led by a guy whose named Red Skull for some reason
    And so I killed him (Right before crashing into the Arctic and freezing over for several decades)
    I wake up in the future where I have to adjust
    To seeing black people sitting in the front of the bus
    And so just when I think that this is all a bad dream
    This black guy tells me about joining a team
    [Verse 6: The Avengers]
    Now, we all are obligated to join forces
    Even though we hate each other for some bizarre reason
    And, well, we can’t kill each other since we’re all equally matched
    So we might as well stop this plan that Loki has hatched
    [Tony]
    Wait, Loki's alive?
    [Thor]
    Indeed
    [Tony]
    What the hell!?
    [Thor]
    Bruce didn’t kill the Abomination!
    [Tony]
    Yeah Bruce, what the hell was that about?
    [Bruce]
    Well my girlfriend, told me... not to
    [Tony]
    ...Pussy
    [The Avengers]
    A portal opens, Loki’s army attacks
    Insert fight scene, we have each other's backs
    Rather suspenseful since Tony almost dies
    Loki is stopped thanks to Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man… And these guys
    [Outro]
    AND
    SO
    WE
    KILLED
    HIM!
    [Thor]
    Well, we didn't kill him we just sort of beat the shit out of him
    [The Avengers]
    SO
    WE
    BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF
    HIM!

    • @RyzenLine
      @RyzenLine 3 роки тому +1

      copy

    • @waffledoesstuff2145
      @waffledoesstuff2145 3 роки тому +5

      @@RyzenLine " i just want to remember the lyrics"
      He just wanted to remember the lyrics, dont care if he copied or not

    • @PrimerBandOfficial
      @PrimerBandOfficial 3 роки тому +7

      POV: you sang the entire comment

    • @exeyjack2333
      @exeyjack2333 3 роки тому +1

      @@PrimerBandOfficial yes indeed i did

    • @brycerobinett9802
      @brycerobinett9802 3 роки тому +3

      Lol I listened so many times when I was younger, ive got it memorized

  • @kaywilliams1592
    @kaywilliams1592 5 місяців тому +4

    Who remembers clicking on this video when they were younger, was that just me?

  • @maxscoolio
    @maxscoolio Місяць тому +2

    3:42 dawg has no filter 💀💀