I'd say the landmine actually serves a practical use. You don't want to be falling and setting the thing off, so it gives you that extra incentive to try hard. Everyone knows people can push themselves harder when your life is on the line!
Great fun! The 'landmine' on the belt of one of the models is actually a teacup and saucer kit with a specially made holder! If you look up 'tea cup belt holder' or similar you can find other examples. I think it became popular around the time cottagcore did a few years back
I think that the "landmine" at 8:50 is a mug & plate, you know, for when you need to whip out your inflatable ledge on the indoor climbing wall for a spot of lunch 😅🤣
Noooo it makes a lot of sense So when you fall you getz your backside peppered with ceramik shards. So then you flash all your projects because you'r scared of falling. See see? :D
You have no idea how happy I am to see my man Climbing Stuff, Pope of the Church of Dynology, the Burden of Deez Master getting love from Climbers Crag.
i cant go climb for an entire month because of a heart infection so its atleast nice to watch your vids every day :D funny and really entertaining and it makes me smile
@@jopss1039 also interesting that you play geometry dash. I too play geometry dash. Not nearly as much as I used to like a year or two ago, but you’re the first climber who is also into GD I’ve met!!!
I saw a big spool of climbing rope in the display window of Armani the other day as I was on my way to buy some climbing rope from an actual climbing store... The temptation to steal something has never been greater. THEY JUST HAD IT THERE AS DECORATION!!! WTF XD No actual climber is going to buy any of this designer crap
The image reminded me of kung fu pandas 2 where po was traveling and was looking like he was climbing rocks but then the camera rotated and he was horizontal
Sweet child, you must have forgotten that 2077 is practically swarming with Wall tanks (rock wall tanks being the fiercest among them). You dismiss the necessity of climbing with an anti tank mine without even a single bother given to the very real dangers the future climbers will face, and the measures they must take to return safely to their Wall houses and Wall families (because global warming raised the sea levels so only walls remain to inhabit... Probably)
That delicate chalk beg is a product for the climbers like me who do leave leave their room and look at the mountainous vistas through the laptop screen.
Do people really not get that it literally is "not a climber's chalk bag, it's just inspired by them" (as mentioned around 2:18)? Or do I just not get what's funny about judging the care instructions of a fashion item as if it was climbing gear?
I actually do where my chalk bag over one shoulder when I'm alpine climbing. You have a rack and a backpack on there's no room for a chalk bag back there
Designers, filmmakers and painters minds work similar to neural networks when it comes to climbing: they have some images associating with the term, and just slap them together with no clue of how they actually function.
I think that LV ‘chalk bag’ is actually cool. It’s just a humorous homage to climbing from a luxury brand. Obviously it’s not going to be cheap it’s Louis Vuitton. The fact Virgil even knew about climbing is pretty cool, I wonder if he was a climber.
Pretty sure it was put on their website just for that reason, to pay homage. Which is why when he called they said they stopped producing them and didn’t have any.
The thing you kept calling a lantern I am pretty sure that is a cup and plate holder cause you can make out what looks like a cup and plate in the white portions.
Sending the Louis Vuitton chalk bag to Ondra was almost the funniest thing that has ever happened
Ondra's next April Fool's video has to be prentending to be sponsored by Louis Vuitton and receiving this chalk bag !
i got confused when i saw the leader of the chruch of dynology.
We have agents infiltrating around the globe
Me too. Although not as confused as when the video finished and I hadn't seen a single dyno yet.
he just wanted a channel with more subs for more members to join the church
Same bro.
Honestly, the tip of climbing horizontal walls was huge for me. I can pretty much climb anything now
dont grow long hair :P
60s Batman is an expert
Time to flash a 8a baby
Adam Ondra has changed....
It's all that big money he's getting Louis Vuitton chalk bags and buckets 😂
I'd say the landmine actually serves a practical use. You don't want to be falling and setting the thing off, so it gives you that extra incentive to try hard. Everyone knows people can push themselves harder when your life is on the line!
That landmine is a tea cup and saucer plate in a case.
so what you're saying is... landmines are aid?
@@leoedmundson2823 basically, yes!
It’s like ski clothing! You don’t actually need to ski-you just walk around ski resorts looking cool 😂
For a nominal fee Louis Vuitton provides a genuine rock climber to do the climbing for you (comes with polished nails and 4 carabiners)
If I get paid and can say whatever I want I would do that.
@@Atariks 😁
Great fun! The 'landmine' on the belt of one of the models is actually a teacup and saucer kit with a specially made holder! If you look up 'tea cup belt holder' or similar you can find other examples. I think it became popular around the time cottagcore did a few years back
And who doesn't need a teacup and saucer on a wall?
@@durabelle Just a quick cuppa tea mid-send, as you do :P
Needs a kettle holder to go along wiht it.
@@danielsigursson6215 Yep, plus the water bottle, and an extension cord.
I think that the "landmine" at 8:50 is a mug & plate, you know, for when you need to whip out your inflatable ledge on the indoor climbing wall for a spot of lunch 😅🤣
first the Brits put teacups in tanks, now they're putting them on climbers. They can't keep getting away with this
No one gonna talk about the rental shoes for the indoor free solo one?
That was the first thing i noticed!
the poor. poor employees witnessing that embarrassing display lmao
Never thought that i would see him in a Climbers Crag video but damn this is AMAZING!
Holy this is a top tier video I was not expecting today lmao
9:35 that is not a lantern neither a landmine. it is a set of a plate and a cup for having a picknick at the top of the climb xD
Heading back up to the gym because I forgot to do my water bottle kegels today
My name is uh Adam Ondra lolololololol
That was pretty whack prank calling someone who's just doing her job
The hand movement at 7:38 has me crying
the green thing that looks like a ufo is a teacup and plate
somehow so much worse but so much funnier.
Thank you
Noooo it makes a lot of sense
So when you fall you getz your backside peppered with ceramik shards.
So then you flash all your projects because you'r scared of falling.
See see?
:D
@@sportenapfeltorten2095 Fear is the butt killer. Ceramic is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
@@Moriibund419
Whats in that chalkbag?
You have no idea how happy I am to see my man Climbing Stuff, Pope of the Church of Dynology, the Burden of Deez Master getting love from Climbers Crag.
Appreciate you 🙏
The chalk bags I think are actually for training 3 finger pockets because I would struggle to get 3 fingers into that.
Two fingers in a hole are plenty 😂
Ok, so you are saying that if I climb horizontally I will finally be able to send that V3 project I've been working on for the last 2 years?!
i cant go climb for an entire month because of a heart infection so its atleast nice to watch your vids every day :D funny and really entertaining and it makes me smile
Hope you get to climb again soon! Heal up friend!!!
@@Greesher thank youu :)
@@jopss1039 also interesting that you play geometry dash. I too play geometry dash. Not nearly as much as I used to like a year or two ago, but you’re the first climber who is also into GD I’ve met!!!
@@Greesher oh yea the last time i played it was like literally 2 years ago. i just havent changed my pfp
@@jopss1039 oh nice lol
4:00 That settles it , Adam will never get to the next lvl without a LV chalk bag
my fav climbing youtuber on climber crag?? lets goooo
I will say, I've seen more than a few comp team girls with giant nails that seem to have no problem crushing everyone's projects around them.
How in the hell did climbers FIND humour?!? I’m in shock
Top climbing UA-camr dynoing his way up in the world 🦖 👑🌍
The one at 8:50 is clearly AI generated. It triggers all my uncanny valley sensors
Broo I didn't expect you to be there ahahah
Bro and I thought buying an Arc’teryx standard waist chalk bag for 35$ CAD was a bad idea…
Look at the Magnus Midtbø ones
The land mine is a plate and cup in some sort of carrying bag. idfk what these companies are doing anymore.
The my name is Adam Ondra comment. I died!
"Virgil Somebody" lmao put some respect on that man's name 😂
RIP Virgil Abloh
Oh my god. These adds are SO good! Love it!
What the hell was this, this was so good, great energy
Especially the fog, that should be a game, I'd play
Finally the dyno man is here, he should occupy this channel for a long time
I saw a big spool of climbing rope in the display window of Armani the other day as I was on my way to buy some climbing rope from an actual climbing store... The temptation to steal something has never been greater. THEY JUST HAD IT THERE AS DECORATION!!! WTF XD No actual climber is going to buy any of this designer crap
realy nice to see you on here
Now that is a future episode we all want to see - Toby Segar dyno'd the great wall of China
Double cat pass on the top.
Think someone's jumped it 😂 🏍
I don't doubt he could
4:00 freaky ahh 💀 😭
how is nobody mentioning the cyberpunk bit😂I almost choked laughing
It looks like he's a Hobbit climbing the Elven Rope, Hithlain.
Someone needs to find one of these bags and buy it, and then destruction test it Whistlin Diesel-style by climbing some crazy alpine off width route
Best video in the channel 😂😂😂 you made my day
The image reminded me of kung fu pandas 2 where po was traveling and was looking like he was climbing rocks but then the camera rotated and he was horizontal
Sweet child, you must have forgotten that 2077 is practically swarming with Wall tanks (rock wall tanks being the fiercest among them). You dismiss the necessity of climbing with an anti tank mine without even a single bother given to the very real dangers the future climbers will face, and the measures they must take to return safely to their Wall houses and Wall families (because global warming raised the sea levels so only walls remain to inhabit... Probably)
i just realized the “land mine” is actually a sort of camping mug and plate
That delicate chalk beg is a product for the climbers like me who do leave leave their room and look at the mountainous vistas through the laptop screen.
Carrying a landmine whilst climbing really gives things that extra pizzazz, I find.
10:50 what in the world is going on with that rope
Why does it not surprise me that there is so much BS around luxury brands.
2:21 WAS THAT A JOJOS REFERENCE, on the far right
Do people really not get that it literally is "not a climber's chalk bag, it's just inspired by them" (as mentioned around 2:18)? Or do I just not get what's funny about judging the care instructions of a fashion item as if it was climbing gear?
the land mine thing killed me
I was so confused when i first clicked on this video, I thought I had gotten the wrong channel xD
hello our lord, surprised to see you on here
LMFAOOOOO Definitely did not expect to see you here !
Bro that Asian chicks got a tea set for the topout picnic!
I would love to see ondra wearing that micro chalk bag 😂
The supreme leader has dynoed himself into the Climbers Crag channel
1:58 Amazon suggestion for "Training Mask" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had minor surgery this morning and now my stitches are about to pop because of laughing
My home gym does the double carabiners on their auto belays so i kinnda understand the last one.
I actually do where my chalk bag over one shoulder when I'm alpine climbing. You have a rack and a backpack on there's no room for a chalk bag back there
Designers, filmmakers and painters minds work similar to neural networks when it comes to climbing: they have some images associating with the term, and just slap them together with no clue of how they actually function.
At 9:25 she appears to be taking a tea cup and a plate across the horizontal wall
God that was hilarious. 😂
Please tell me he has a YT channel 😂 I need the link!
he does lmao. I forget his name tho
climbing boulderer or something like that
climbing stuff
his channel is called Climbing Stuff
My heroes! Thank you very much!
I think that LV ‘chalk bag’ is actually cool. It’s just a humorous homage to climbing from a luxury brand. Obviously it’s not going to be cheap it’s Louis Vuitton. The fact Virgil even knew about climbing is pretty cool, I wonder if he was a climber.
Pretty sure it was put on their website just for that reason, to pay homage. Which is why when he called they said they stopped producing them and didn’t have any.
Thanks Adam, lots of useful info, helps a lot!
Also not to forget the black Fendi futura- Solutions they had on the lady.
It's a...tea cup and plate holster...for....climbing???? It's not Renfaire or something, I'm so confused why they threw that in there
Ain’t no way
Climbing stuff is finally about the blow up with the subs!
Horizontal climbing comes from the school of classic Batman.
You know you can put weed in that thing, right?
Where have all the videos gone? All the ones about the big climbing controversies and many others have disappeared.
Truly ringing product endorsments. Guess I don't need to eat this month! 😄
Hey, the landmine seems to be a coffee cup set. Maybe she wants to have coffee on the summit😂 Great video
It's for tea you heathen 😉
What are you talking about mate ? the Socks + Sandals combo literally make you unstoppable while climbing and as a bonus you also get all the ladies 😉
"one nugget of chalk"
that's cheap ass me chalking with my leftover chalk nuggets, or the ones that fell from other climber's chalk bags lmao
The thing you kept calling a lantern I am pretty sure that is a cup and plate holder cause you can make out what looks like a cup and plate in the white portions.
Thats reminds me on the old Batman series with Adam West. Batman and Robin goes up the wall and someone open the window. 😂
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
If you look closer the land mine is actually a fucking tea cup and saucer in a leather case 😂
No dynos??? Brother, did you loose your faith???
Is the land mine actually a leather cup and saucer holder?
bro onto some solo leveling/edgy anime blue eye color grading
3 carabiners but hooked in to belay loop lol
My guy logged in to the wrong channel
The landmine is actualy a plate and a cup in a holder, for your midclime high tea
Gorpcore is the trend these days, and it doesn’t really have no function tbh but just to get the “ lewk”
bgl that first photo is more interesting than most real climbing photos, bc it's so wecky
Yup. Fashion is stupid. Always has been, always will be.
be nice to gym climbers! not all of us are able to drive for many reasons. a car is required for outdoor climbing.
9:40 why does a climber need a tea cup set??????????
Some of these photos lool like they were generated by an AI throwing in ropes, carabiners, holds, etc. without actually understanding anything 🤣
9:30 im pretty sure thats a tea set lmao
u made me want the Louis Vuitton chalk bag :D
“Identity theft is not a joke Jim, millions of families suffer every year”
I think i am more likely to die because of this video, than when im climbing
damn i wanna see the movie "rock climbing 2077" now
Pretty sure the landline is a mug and plate in a leather carry case. No idea why anyone would want or need that but I suppose someone made it