Athlete Runs 350 Miles While Barely Breaking a Sweat Due To Genetic Condition

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  • Опубліковано 10 тра 2016
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    Dean Karzanes can run 350 miles without stopping. The 53-year-old marathon runner has no trouble running a marathon. He even does them back-to-back with hardly breaking a sweat. His endurance is credited to his body's ability to flush lactic acid from his system. "I don't care how fast I go," he told IE. "I care about how far I go." He sets out at 2 a.m. to run his first 26.2-mile jaunt. When he finishes, he joins another 5,000 runners for a marathon in Monterey, California. #InsideEdition

КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @rocketthink2162
    @rocketthink2162 4 роки тому +14632

    *runs 1000 miles*
    “My leg hurts a little bit”

    • @katienicole1661
      @katienicole1661 4 роки тому +330

      Rocket Think me:runs 1 mile “I’m dead”

    • @nigelajames7976
      @nigelajames7976 4 роки тому +215

      @@katienicole1661 more like, walks down my stairs
      me: ☠

    • @katienicole1661
      @katienicole1661 4 роки тому +55

      nigela james oh I just fall down stairs

    • @elizabethpuga717
      @elizabethpuga717 4 роки тому +13

      I run a mile in 12 min and 30 secs I bet he could do it in 5

    • @Mondrsyy247
      @Mondrsyy247 4 роки тому +33

      Elizabeth Puga he said he can run long distances not fast running

  • @saptsagn3697
    @saptsagn3697 4 роки тому +16536

    This guy gonna tell his kid about how he ran 350 miles to get to school

  • @brainloading5543
    @brainloading5543 3 роки тому +6799

    This guy stops running when he's bored, not when he's tired.

  • @Akronox.
    @Akronox. 3 роки тому +11332

    Finally, someone who can take on the Subway Surfers cop

  • @James-yy1oe
    @James-yy1oe 3 роки тому +10900

    His girlfriend who lives across the country: I’m home alone
    Him:

    • @Ward8668
      @Ward8668 3 роки тому +73

      Best comment

    • @Jidion21
      @Jidion21 3 роки тому +39

      Underated

    • @Jidion21
      @Jidion21 3 роки тому +12

      @@Ward8668 true

    • @johnnyson7474
      @johnnyson7474 3 роки тому +13

      He's been training for it all day lol

    • @jonathanfelso
      @jonathanfelso 3 роки тому

      Right. Hes in high school and his gf lives with her parents? Youre dumb

  • @MrQeeck
    @MrQeeck 4 роки тому +49700

    He obviously put all his skill points in stamina

    • @ohyeahyeah1955
      @ohyeahyeah1955 4 роки тому +436

      lmao

    • @itstino24garcia24
      @itstino24garcia24 4 роки тому +317

      Needs more likes

    • @jakey8069
      @jakey8069 4 роки тому +145

      Qeeck underrated comment 😂

    • @karamjohal4529
      @karamjohal4529 4 роки тому +180

      Underrated comment, only pro clubs players would know 😂

    • @ElijahD-si9vm
      @ElijahD-si9vm 4 роки тому +42

      Karam Johal gatekeeping, literally everyone knows what he means

  • @jewelshewchuk7843
    @jewelshewchuk7843 3 роки тому +4432

    This is clearly the man who ran 500 miles and could run 500 more

    • @zitherq5761
      @zitherq5761 3 роки тому +119

      And he'd be still be standing at my door!

    • @jonathanfelso
      @jonathanfelso 3 роки тому +35

      I'm Gonna Be - The Proclaimers, for those of you born after 1990

    • @zitherq5761
      @zitherq5761 3 роки тому +22

      @@jonathanfelso lol actually I'm born after 1990

    • @masonmorris7278
      @masonmorris7278 3 роки тому

      underrated

    • @brendenstagg4862
      @brendenstagg4862 3 роки тому

      love your comment

  • @cutedoggo7142
    @cutedoggo7142 3 роки тому +1722

    I paused this video so he could rest.

  • @Nietabs
    @Nietabs 3 роки тому +6479

    Gym instructor: Remember, if you're sweating, you're doing it right
    This guy:

  • @bxrob
    @bxrob 4 роки тому +16086

    His girl: *We need to talk after your run*
    This guy:

  • @liquidoblivion2144
    @liquidoblivion2144 3 роки тому +3012

    now just imagine if Usain Bolt has this genetic condition...

    • @nothingbutart7473
      @nothingbutart7473 3 роки тому +484

      His condition wouldn’t give Usain Bolt any advantages because of the cardiovascular system as well as the fact that your muscles need blood. The faster and longer you run the more blood you need, which works your heart even more, which isn’t healthy.

    • @nothingbutart7473
      @nothingbutart7473 3 роки тому +134

      @Euron The Chess Coach hell yeah brother! But sadly not physiology major, just used some common sense in a statement that triggered me, not gonna lie

    • @moonan2680
      @moonan2680 3 роки тому +8

      doesn't need it, he has steroids

    • @zenithlyncadet8984
      @zenithlyncadet8984 3 роки тому +50

      @@moonan2680 steroids don’t make you faster idiot

    • @aaronmurphy7070
      @aaronmurphy7070 3 роки тому +22

      @@zenithlyncadet8984, I'm not saying this guy is in anything, but Ped's does make people able to run longer as they make it possible to in take more oxygen.

  • @fumbleman5882
    @fumbleman5882 3 роки тому +885

    Forrest Gump: "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"

    • @xiaez
      @xiaez 3 роки тому +63

      @Yol Riin Lask no need to get all butthurt just because he got likes and you didnt lmao

    • @verynicegamer6646
      @verynicegamer6646 3 роки тому +16

      @Yol Riin Lask you sound like your a very angry person... here, take this🍪

    • @gebaseer99
      @gebaseer99 3 роки тому +8

      @Yol Riin Lask You sound like you need some essential oils there Karen :-D

    • @notcool2594
      @notcool2594 3 роки тому +1

      @Yol Riin Lask
      Issa joke

    • @THEOGJIGSAWGMOD
      @THEOGJIGSAWGMOD 3 роки тому +1

      @Yol Riin Lask Saying Copied Or Unoriginal Is Unoriginal And Copied

  • @Mols_-vd1dq
    @Mols_-vd1dq 3 роки тому +8080

    Him: “honey I’m going on a run”
    Girlfriend: “ok honey, see you in three days”

    • @Bmoby1
      @Bmoby1 3 роки тому +11

      Jaja

    • @saltbone
      @saltbone 3 роки тому +13

      LMAO

    • @Omar-kl3xp
      @Omar-kl3xp 3 роки тому +2

      Lol more like a week

    • @Mols_-vd1dq
      @Mols_-vd1dq 3 роки тому +1

      @Euron The Chess Coach 😂

    • @Abbad1579
      @Abbad1579 3 роки тому +1

      @Euron The Chess Coach 🤣🤣

  • @notmallu3272
    @notmallu3272 4 роки тому +19438

    *Gets told that his girl is pregnant.*
    “Honey I’m about to go outside for a jog. I’ll be back.”

  • @JonathanChan212
    @JonathanChan212 3 роки тому +667

    Imagine you just finished a marathon and sweating and dying like crazy and heard someone said, "I just warmed up."

    • @handlebendover
      @handlebendover 3 роки тому +11

      Bruh I think something wrong with me I can barely run a mile and I'm not fat or under weight but the thing is I don't exercise

    • @6ix750
      @6ix750 3 роки тому +41

      @@handlebendover you already know what's wrong with you

    • @handlebendover
      @handlebendover 3 роки тому

      @@6ix750 i should be able to run a mile with no exercise right ? Normally

    • @chrisorlando9993
      @chrisorlando9993 3 роки тому +11

      @@handlebendover when i first started i could only do half a mile now after 8 months i can do 10 miles non stop and not felling exhausted but i get bored so yea your fine just keep running and eventually the body adapts

    • @user-pp9df6ml6i
      @user-pp9df6ml6i 3 роки тому +1

      @@handlebendover stop spending all your time bending over, Ben Dover. And run more

  • @HelloItsVG
    @HelloItsVG 3 роки тому +446

    And I cant barely run 1 mile

    • @Akronox.
      @Akronox. 3 роки тому

      lol never thought you'd be here VG

    • @Michael_Chater
      @Michael_Chater 3 роки тому

      Good for you

    • @itzsir5418
      @itzsir5418 3 роки тому

      E

    • @Byeis
      @Byeis 3 роки тому +9

      Pussy

    • @slavdog3180
      @slavdog3180 3 роки тому +23

      This would make sense if you said “can”
      Not can’t

  • @famouscryp4130
    @famouscryp4130 4 роки тому +5546

    "Its not about how fast I go, it's about how far I go."
    Couldn't be said better

    • @System-ru5yt
      @System-ru5yt 4 роки тому +23

      @The Moon oh yeah daddy

    • @Xander-uv3yh
      @Xander-uv3yh 3 роки тому +4

      @The Moon omg

    • @mixfeelings9432
      @mixfeelings9432 3 роки тому +2

      I’m hats what the turtle told the rabbit

    • @famouscryp4130
      @famouscryp4130 3 роки тому +1

      @The Moon You a dum ass nigguh

    • @aurboda
      @aurboda 3 роки тому +4

      @The Moon papa what did you say

  • @PipeBurst
    @PipeBurst 4 роки тому +4809

    Her: come over
    Him: I’m in la
    Her: but my parents...
    Him:

  • @tomholland7697
    @tomholland7697 3 роки тому +113

    PE Teacher: Alright guys Now run 2 miles non stop.
    Everyone after running the miles: Exhausted
    That one kid: 1:31

    • @Hyperdrive
      @Hyperdrive 2 роки тому +1

      Cross countey kids be like

    • @starryypop
      @starryypop 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Hyperdrive I am that cross country kid 💀

    • @rrussel6
      @rrussel6 Місяць тому

      @BlizGD same haha

  • @kamuke
    @kamuke 3 роки тому +43

    Him : *Runs 350miles but never sweat*
    Me : Walks to the bathroom *INTENSE SWEATING INTENSIFIES*

  • @jasonc4742
    @jasonc4742 7 років тому +10361

    when a girl you met on tinder from 500km tells you her parents aren't home.

    • @steephook9561
      @steephook9561 7 років тому +72

      Mandog Bear FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

    • @connorluttikhuis9285
      @connorluttikhuis9285 7 років тому +44

      Mandog Bear the fact he can run 500km without stopping doesn't mean he can do it in 1 day 😱

    • @jasonc4742
      @jasonc4742 7 років тому +5

      i just got tinder, so my humor is slightly actually more drawn toward that for the time being. i can perhaps tell that to girls.............................if i can get a match first :(

    • @ryster701
      @ryster701 7 років тому +58

      Gets there, 'i feel like i just got warmed up'.

    • @Bsain23
      @Bsain23 7 років тому +9

      Mandog Bear her parents aren't home? Will Chris Hansen be there?

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow 3 роки тому +13996

    No Uber available.. *I'll just run to the next city* 🏃🏼

    • @desertsmeagol7073
      @desertsmeagol7073 3 роки тому +174

      Your Uber ride has arrived: *Human Piggy-back*

    • @TA-xq2qv
      @TA-xq2qv 3 роки тому +18

      77 likes from a verified person in 3 hours neva done before

    • @farahabdulkhadirsaid5218
      @farahabdulkhadirsaid5218 3 роки тому +7

      @@TA-xq2qv everyday bro

    • @taco6352
      @taco6352 3 роки тому +7

      Ya he’s the new Forest Gump

    • @idkanameforthis
      @idkanameforthis 3 роки тому +2

      SEND ME HATE ON MY CHANNEL...h.gffggfffff

  • @suneagle123
    @suneagle123 3 роки тому +59

    Girlfriend: "I just got 2 plane tickets"
    Man: I can just run there.

  • @yaseenshady4545
    @yaseenshady4545 3 роки тому +44

    Imagine he plays a sports game and the coach says that everyone has to run laps until everyone is sweating

    • @oDrqgon
      @oDrqgon 2 місяці тому

      Bro would run forever

  • @juanvalenzuela9302
    @juanvalenzuela9302 4 роки тому +6120

    Runs 350 miles without stoping
    Me: gets up to fast and loses vision

    • @BUHBEASTMODE
      @BUHBEASTMODE 4 роки тому +54

      Juan Valenzuela
      Diabetic

    • @isaacthao4629
      @isaacthao4629 4 роки тому +4

      Loo

    • @isaacthao4629
      @isaacthao4629 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @ketofitforlife2917
      @ketofitforlife2917 4 роки тому +39

      I laughed at first, then felt bad. Sorry man. :(

    • @BUHBEASTMODE
      @BUHBEASTMODE 4 роки тому +57

      Juan Valenzuela
      Just drink more water and try to walk more. Like if you’re sitting over an hour just walk around for like 5 minutes, it makes all the difference.

  • @gamingofclouds3186
    @gamingofclouds3186 4 роки тому +9087

    *runs 350 miles without stopping*
    me: *wakes up and has trouble breathing*

    • @ricardojose251
      @ricardojose251 4 роки тому +17

      Kkk

    • @Wlydeep
      @Wlydeep 4 роки тому +167

      @@ricardojose251 woah there buddy chill out there!

    • @radicaled5001
      @radicaled5001 4 роки тому +7

      We could make him smoke a full for a week and give him baby lungs

    • @Wlydeep
      @Wlydeep 4 роки тому +7

      @BEST DOG oh ok thanks for the info😅

    • @LivinglikeJay-iq3io
      @LivinglikeJay-iq3io 4 роки тому +6

      Lol get that checked man, seriously tho

  • @Rgzz10
    @Rgzz10 3 роки тому +26

    My dad was friends with this guy and ran with him and from what he said he was insane and a good guy totally out of this world nice to see him getting some recognition 🙏

  • @emiliayang2518
    @emiliayang2518 3 роки тому +47

    Thats going to be my senior quote “ It’s not about how fast I go, it’s about how far I go!”

  • @saims.2402
    @saims.2402 3 роки тому +3981

    “Dad’s still not home yet, he couldn’t have gone far, he didn’t even take the car”

    • @badboy-tq3kt
      @badboy-tq3kt 3 роки тому +18

      54 miles not alot when u drive

    • @micah2426
      @micah2426 3 роки тому +46

      @@badboy-tq3kt he can run 350 which is kinda alot

    • @expiredmilk5435
      @expiredmilk5435 3 роки тому +24

      @@micah2426 yeah even if you drive 70 miles an hour, you would still have to drive for 5 hours.

    • @teramasu3956
      @teramasu3956 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @lonew872
      @lonew872 3 роки тому +4

      @@micah2426 the amount of miles you run doesnt make for more speed. But it does save time so you dont need to take breaks

  • @RiverTester
    @RiverTester 4 роки тому +5730

    I bet he was popular at school after finishing the fitness pacer test

    • @danielrobertsonct
      @danielrobertsonct 4 роки тому +33

      Good one haha

    • @cch-ss6sx
      @cch-ss6sx 4 роки тому +170

      I wish I had this power I would be on all running teams

    • @Amelia-ow2ec
      @Amelia-ow2ec 4 роки тому +108

      Meanwhile my over dramatic ass thinks imma pass out after 5 minutes 😂

    • @mesinovict6316
      @mesinovict6316 4 роки тому +12

      @@Amelia-ow2ec while i run 15 yards and almost pass out and have tingling jaws

    • @Genospark_
      @Genospark_ 4 роки тому +59

      The fitness gram paced test is a multi stage aerobic test which progressively gets harder as the test goes on....

  • @ThePancakeRenegade
    @ThePancakeRenegade 3 роки тому +19

    1:26 Does anyone else hear the announcer say "the man.. the myth.. the myth.. the man"?

  • @Scarlett-in6hy
    @Scarlett-in6hy 3 роки тому +37

    I’m sorry did he just say after the marathon he’s just warmed up???? Boy I would be DEAD🥲😗✌️

  • @jackmendo8366
    @jackmendo8366 4 роки тому +4395

    This guy is the definition of “aight ima head out”

    • @abix3719
      @abix3719 4 роки тому +16

      Dis is golden

    • @Okkomonkiainen
      @Okkomonkiainen 4 роки тому

      Aight hebe imma be head out like imma imma

    • @deepak69578
      @deepak69578 4 роки тому +8

      Nobody
      Dads training to go bring the milk from the market to never comeback

    • @prowthegamer
      @prowthegamer 4 роки тому

      John- Gaming
      Lol

    • @toko1280
      @toko1280 3 роки тому

      Omg I scrolled down tons of comments then I saw this one lmao. This comment should lowkey be pinned.

  • @drbagel9188
    @drbagel9188 4 роки тому +6056

    Imagine if he did cross country as a kid. He’d be clapping cheeks.

    • @freddy7694
      @freddy7694 4 роки тому +349

      Cross country is short courses no where near 350 miles. Did you even hear him say "Its not about how fast I run, its about how far I run."?

    • @matthorn7130
      @matthorn7130 4 роки тому +64

      He did, read his book UltraMarathon Man.

    • @michaellind1281
      @michaellind1281 4 роки тому +43

      Haha, yes in fact the only way to become "taller" is by running ALOT before,during and after puberty.
      I see what you did there,as in I understood that reference.

    • @jadriennnn1341
      @jadriennnn1341 4 роки тому +18

      Jerry Bean you say after?? Bet boutta start dippin rn rn.

    • @rosteampro4909
      @rosteampro4909 4 роки тому +20

      But if he can do 350 miles Imagine doing 3 miles he can go full speed

  • @MannyBXNG
    @MannyBXNG 8 місяців тому +5

    David Goggins: *Finally a worthy opponent*

  • @zayn6371
    @zayn6371 3 роки тому +29

    :Running a whole country without stopping is literally impossible
    Him: *hold my sneakers*

  • @alexandersveryown4760
    @alexandersveryown4760 4 роки тому +2527

    *cops hate this man, find out how he runs over 50 miles without breaking a sweat!*

    • @royroland3884
      @royroland3884 4 роки тому +23

      He may run far, but he doesn't run fast. The cops can easily catch up to him if they use a car or helicopter.

    • @konakano7955
      @konakano7955 4 роки тому +41

      @@royroland3884 IT WAS A JOKE

    • @konakano7955
      @konakano7955 4 роки тому +17

      @Ali Chaudhry At least mine isn't obese like yours😂

    • @Zenval
      @Zenval 4 роки тому +2

      @@royroland3884 r/whoooooosh

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ 4 роки тому

      @ZeR0 _ DTgg Really failed that one. There's no "h" and there's only 4 o's.

  • @ramicollo
    @ramicollo 4 роки тому +2647

    It must have been a nightmare playing tag with him growing up.

    • @bradycallahan3931
      @bradycallahan3931 4 роки тому +9

      ramicollo 😂😂

    • @minikkhshaaan5746
      @minikkhshaaan5746 4 роки тому +65

      ramicollo he’s not fast so not as bad as you think

    • @connorstaggs1691
      @connorstaggs1691 4 роки тому +87

      @@minikkhshaaan5746 yeah he breathes heavy but his muscles don't get tired, he's a marathoner not a sprinter

    • @minikkhshaaan5746
      @minikkhshaaan5746 4 роки тому +3

      McChicken he wasn’t moving that fast in the marathon, might have something to do with it

    • @IWU447
      @IWU447 4 роки тому +38

      @@minikkhshaaan5746 when you run a marathon you don't run as fast as you can...

  • @sigma24alpha
    @sigma24alpha 3 роки тому +30

    him: “feel like i just warmed up”
    my lazy ass here like: “i cant even run half that”

  • @ryanL0525
    @ryanL0525 3 роки тому +50

    “It’s not about how fast I go, it’s about how far I go”
    - a person

  • @aliceholder2368
    @aliceholder2368 3 роки тому +3884

    Him: runs 54 miles
    Also him: “I feel like I just got warmed up”

  • @sevenaries
    @sevenaries 3 роки тому +6169

    He knows his condition and while he's pretty much flexing at this point, I'm all for it

    • @JETS5
      @JETS5 3 роки тому +6

      What I don't get it

    • @PLK123
      @PLK123 3 роки тому +12

      Isn't it a bad thing though?

    • @SMBH-M87
      @SMBH-M87 3 роки тому +109

      @@PLK123 it's ineffectual.. no real issues. in his case, it's actually a beneficial thing as he doesn't tire physically and he's a career athlete.

    • @amyness3452
      @amyness3452 3 роки тому +15

      @Desert Queen Animals sweat. What animals have you been around?

    • @noxne1891
      @noxne1891 3 роки тому

      Most dont, dogs for example dont sweat

  • @jdaks
    @jdaks 3 роки тому +15

    he’s the type of guy to be excited when the gym teacher adds more laps

  • @Kevin-cy2dr
    @Kevin-cy2dr 3 роки тому +12

    I really hope he passes his genes ,we want more people like him.

  • @sadmorty6821
    @sadmorty6821 4 роки тому +3584

    Reporter: How many miles do you run a day?
    Him: Yes

  • @brickwall9027
    @brickwall9027 4 роки тому +3929

    Forrest Gump: Finally, our battle will be legendary

    • @danskates8607
      @danskates8607 3 роки тому +13

      i didn’t wanna like this comment just so it can stay at 69

    • @venkateshravi4207
      @venkateshravi4207 3 роки тому +5

      @@danskates8607 respect 🙌

    • @halowarrior8086
      @halowarrior8086 3 роки тому +3

      I will make your 100th like but I don’t want to. But since I’m nice. I’m going To like it

    • @AsherSkylark
      @AsherSkylark 3 роки тому +7

      Run Forrest! Run!

    • @jatinG825
      @jatinG825 3 роки тому +1

      I was about to comment that

  • @BATMAN-rq5jz
    @BATMAN-rq5jz 9 місяців тому +2

    David goggins finding your location

  • @jacksonrobert8893
    @jacksonrobert8893 3 роки тому +6

    Plotwist he is a alien from a different planet and came to earth as a baby.

  • @Bama-ou4nk
    @Bama-ou4nk 4 роки тому +4477

    My dad coming back from getting milk after learning I’m rich

    • @prowthegamer
      @prowthegamer 4 роки тому +20

      Lmao

    • @ntwalipat2
      @ntwalipat2 3 роки тому +24

      From getting milk? Hopefully ya kept that aged note 📝 he left as a souvenir to show him! Lol

    • @manunandela5156
      @manunandela5156 3 роки тому +10

      This is such an underrated comment.

    • @wimpwampwomp
      @wimpwampwomp 3 роки тому +5

      He purged the milk! Where else would he get lactic acid to purge?

    • @Hamza-dg6dr
      @Hamza-dg6dr 3 роки тому

      Lol.

  • @pressfinchat
    @pressfinchat 4 роки тому +2103

    Athlete guy Lv.100 (Max)
    ---STATS---
    Strength: 10
    Attack: 10
    Defense: 10
    Agility: 11
    Stamina: 65535.10^64 + 1,637E

    • @KyureiProductions
      @KyureiProductions 4 роки тому +20

      no, 65535

    • @antoniobreaux1584
      @antoniobreaux1584 4 роки тому +6

      Puzzle League central Why that number, please enlighten me

    • @KyureiProductions
      @KyureiProductions 4 роки тому +29

      @@antoniobreaux1584 65535 = highest number that can be represented with 16 bits (11111111 11111111)

    • @pressfinchat
      @pressfinchat 4 роки тому +9

      @Puzzle League central, appreciated the correction my guy, but the athelete guy’s stamina goes way beyond that of a mortal human, so i added a little bit extra

    • @KyureiProductions
      @KyureiProductions 4 роки тому +1

      @@pressfinchat nice

  • @kevinwu8380
    @kevinwu8380 2 роки тому +4

    i've been running consistently for 3 years now, i'm tired after 4 miles. But here's this guy never gets tired. Machine indeed

  • @gloomydays9814
    @gloomydays9814 3 роки тому +6

    Imagine how much his Achilles tendon would hurt

  • @wavyjeff
    @wavyjeff 5 років тому +3921

    “Feels like I just warmed up “ ... bruh I would have needed an ambulance after that 😂😂😂

    • @jamontoast1414
      @jamontoast1414 5 років тому +206

      I wouldn't need a ambulance I would need a coffin.

    • @chief6369
      @chief6369 5 років тому +75

      I would have needed Jesus

    • @BIG-DRUZZ
      @BIG-DRUZZ 4 роки тому +49

      Bruh I can’t even run a mile lol

    • @aware24
      @aware24 4 роки тому +39

      I need an ambulance just thinking about physical exertion

    • @naomy7888
      @naomy7888 4 роки тому +15

      i would’ve needed a whole medical team after the first mile

  • @sammyskier
    @sammyskier 4 роки тому +6885

    Her: Babe come San Francisco
    Him: But I’m in LA
    Her: My parents aren’t home
    Him: sped

    • @kuulest
      @kuulest 4 роки тому +18

      Adios Deli underrated comment

    • @michaelmyers8596
      @michaelmyers8596 4 роки тому +6

      This comment made me think about that German kid who said, “Uhhhhhh, 30.... speed”

    • @quzz4366
      @quzz4366 4 роки тому +3

      Speed*

    • @vaux7154
      @vaux7154 4 роки тому +10

      why would you call your gf a sped

    • @heartleak
      @heartleak 4 роки тому +18

      @@quzz4366 sped*

  • @RAVENC-4621
    @RAVENC-4621 3 роки тому +6

    Thats amazing. You could run anywhere and not break a sweat. He literally has no excuse not to be super healthy

  • @MMyers-fw1kv
    @MMyers-fw1kv 3 роки тому +6

    Imagine runs more than 50 miles and says "I'm just warming up"

  • @Raven16691
    @Raven16691 4 роки тому +4523

    "So how many marathons have you done before?"
    "Oh this is my fourth one"
    "Okay thats not bad"
    "Today."
    "...."

  • @oneguysmoking7246
    @oneguysmoking7246 7 років тому +686

    I once ran to my fridge and back ......twice

    • @FnaTic287K
      @FnaTic287K 7 років тому

      lmao

    • @nohomobro8933
      @nohomobro8933 7 років тому +1

      One guy Smoking lmao😂😂

    • @aevmm
      @aevmm 7 років тому +1

      One guy Smoking Same but my fridge is over 12 INCHES away! SUCH LING DISTANCES!

    • @Chrnan6710
      @Chrnan6710 7 років тому +7

      You wanna see me run to that rock?
      You wanna see me do it again?

    • @LandofNonecom
      @LandofNonecom 7 років тому +1

      Thug life

  • @bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222
    @bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 3 роки тому +14

    that one character in the party who you dont even need so you put all his skill points into something extremely situational:

  • @rattatoowy7509
    @rattatoowy7509 3 роки тому +6

    Him: "26 miles is CHILD'S PLAY for me"
    Lmao I can't even run for tem minutes
    LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lisagrochowski7254
    @lisagrochowski7254 4 роки тому +2594

    If this man and Usain Bolt merged bodies they would have all speed and distance world records

    • @ch1dori
      @ch1dori 4 роки тому +22

      Wow. First comment on this comment. Lol.

    • @bravenxd0
      @bravenxd0 4 роки тому +127

      @@ch1dori Wow. First comment on the first comment on this comment. Lol.

    • @ch1dori
      @ch1dori 4 роки тому +6

      @@bravenxd0 Aha.

    • @MM-gu3rg
      @MM-gu3rg 4 роки тому +51

      Lisa Grochowski I guarantee you there is someone faster than usain

    • @ch1dori
      @ch1dori 4 роки тому +5

      @@MM-gu3rg Naw.

  • @TG93Handle
    @TG93Handle 7 років тому +2364

    "Hey babe wanna go on a run?"

    • @Justin44777
      @Justin44777 7 років тому +42

      only the man made it the women died xD

    • @markgames9229
      @markgames9229 7 років тому +42

      if she takes the car he would still beat her

    • @Justin44777
      @Justin44777 7 років тому +65

      Mark Games but the car would run outta fuel xD

    • @mihkel9937
      @mihkel9937 7 років тому +14

      for*

    • @curcumalongarhizome1622
      @curcumalongarhizome1622 7 років тому

      he tried to replace date with run i guess

  • @jesserushing1377
    @jesserushing1377 3 роки тому +7

    But like is it safe for his body tho? Cuz don’t we get tired to protect ourselves? And if he doesn’t get tired, how can he know when he’s about to tear something

  • @GrassesOn97
    @GrassesOn97 3 роки тому +16

    Is it really a “condition”, seems like a more proper term would be super-power

    • @Fearlesskash
      @Fearlesskash 3 роки тому +1

      Because everything in excess has its own problems..

  • @clipsorg1627
    @clipsorg1627 3 роки тому +2683

    His wife: Hey honey, we’re going to Mexico
    Him: alright, see you there
    *𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗷𝗼𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴*

  • @arcomedes6810
    @arcomedes6810 7 років тому +2360

    i could barely get dressed without breaking a sweat

    • @apivlogs6230
      @apivlogs6230 7 років тому +40

      Christine Nguyen, I can't even breathe without braking a sweat 💦

    • @betaCarrotYT
      @betaCarrotYT 7 років тому +19

      I don't breathe, I drown before I can

    • @alfiet2717
      @alfiet2717 7 років тому +4

      colonjuice in mother Russia you don't breathe you drown

    • @betaCarrotYT
      @betaCarrotYT 7 років тому

      AlfieT27 I find that funny as I'm Slavic

    • @HenryTheBoilermaker3rdYear
      @HenryTheBoilermaker3rdYear 7 років тому +14

      colonjuice no wonder women don't earn as much as men because THEY WORK LESS HOURS BECAUSE THEY GET TIRED TO QUICKLY.

  • @thegodseeker6035
    @thegodseeker6035 День тому +1

    Forrest Gump: “Look what he needs to attain a FRACTION of my power!”

  • @undercovercheese6312
    @undercovercheese6312 2 роки тому +1

    GET THAT MAN ON A TRACK TEAM

  • @gripgore
    @gripgore 4 роки тому +2073

    Him: lives somewhere in San Francisco
    Him: Ight imma run to Los Angeles

    • @ryanmcintyre7433
      @ryanmcintyre7433 4 роки тому

      DK Bandit lol same I just watched the movie yo get prepped for the holiday season😂

  • @XGh0sT77
    @XGh0sT77 5 років тому +2276

    *_Fitnessgram Pacer Test has left the chat_*

    • @sophiastark6089
      @sophiastark6089 5 років тому +21

      Gh0sT IOS
      underrated comment
      🙃

    • @coopervincent0108
      @coopervincent0108 5 років тому +57

      He wouldn’t have the speed for the fitness gram pacer test but he would have the endurance

    • @BIG-DRUZZ
      @BIG-DRUZZ 4 роки тому +2

      LMFAO

    • @jesusiscoming7090
      @jesusiscoming7090 4 роки тому +8

      You need to be fast for that, keep in mind he can still get tired

    • @elizabethpuga717
      @elizabethpuga717 4 роки тому +2

      I HATE THAT TESSSSR OMFG

  • @laszlolorenzi979
    @laszlolorenzi979 3 роки тому +6

    Imagine if you were born with a genetic condition where you could run all the way around the road without sweating...

  • @callumdoyle2200
    @callumdoyle2200 3 роки тому +25

    Why is this getting recommended this was debunked as fake news ages ago he’s not superhuman lol 😂

    • @ohsvu
      @ohsvu 3 роки тому +7

      yeah he’s just built different

    • @notkaizai
      @notkaizai 3 роки тому

      Huh

  • @phoonphilms
    @phoonphilms 4 роки тому +8582

    We need this man for the area 51 raid on the 20th of September. I think he’d best fit the naruto runner batallion.

    • @youssefb3412
      @youssefb3412 4 роки тому +137

      Homie will dodge all the missiles

    • @waldien5802
      @waldien5802 4 роки тому +184

      Mahsam.m16 this man will lead the left side of naruto runners while usain bolt leads the right side, leaving room for the kyles to come in through the middle

    • @ionehkontehdiabo7627
      @ionehkontehdiabo7627 4 роки тому +7

      Indeed, comrade

    • @matthewslavic9408
      @matthewslavic9408 4 роки тому

      Yasss

    • @vghit921
      @vghit921 4 роки тому +2

      He is gonna be the next hokage

  • @angeloendaya998
    @angeloendaya998 7 років тому +2813

    Well I stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 mins.

  • @daquackduck
    @daquackduck 6 місяців тому +1

    bro upgraded the genetics skill tree

  • @mr.hassan2568
    @mr.hassan2568 3 роки тому +2

    Doesn’t he have to eat? How do you run 350 miles without food?

    • @kimraudenbush427
      @kimraudenbush427 3 роки тому +1

      Actually, when he needs to eat depends on what he already ate and when. Complex carbohydrates provide energy over a longer period of time. So he could conceivably eat pasta at night (or something designed to provide the needed energy), have breakfast the next morning, and go running 350 miles with no issue. Since he doesn't sweat as much, he won't dehydrate as fast, so he also won't need as much water.

  • @jackodiamonds21
    @jackodiamonds21 3 роки тому +1687

    Him: "I can run 350 miles without stopping"
    Forrest Gump: "Pathetic"

  • @andygarcia9268
    @andygarcia9268 7 років тому +2354

    at the end he's savage saying "i feel like i just warmed up"

    • @d1st4rbed
      @d1st4rbed 7 років тому +6

      its actually not that hard if your in good shape i will be surprise if he can sprint 350 miles its mentally

    • @markgames9229
      @markgames9229 7 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @f1owyt927
      @f1owyt927 7 років тому +8

      Andy Garcia ya but he didn't come even close to 1st

    • @MrTyranitar15
      @MrTyranitar15 7 років тому +1

      Team Grizzly I guess he doesn't deserve this praise then. Logic

    • @noone-sl5cd
      @noone-sl5cd 7 років тому +4

      how does he know what it feels like to warm up as a normal person

  • @echospace7347
    @echospace7347 3 роки тому +3

    0:50 so why do we produce lactate if it just harms us?

    • @policies8534
      @policies8534 3 роки тому +1

      It doesnt harm us, its just like pain, we dont know what harm is happening to our body without it

  • @ColourOrange413
    @ColourOrange413 3 роки тому +2

    0:36, well he’s built different

  • @carleestankiewicz1656
    @carleestankiewicz1656 5 років тому +1596

    *runs 2 marathons in a day*
    “feel like i just got warmed up”

  • @kfam1250
    @kfam1250 7 років тому +2963

    I bet he was popular in elementary school

    • @speakshh.1302
      @speakshh.1302 7 років тому +12

      k fam prob

    • @razzdarkstar
      @razzdarkstar 7 років тому +125

      k fam Dude, this man must have raised the gdp of a small country at jog-a-thons.

    • @streetyjr3423
      @streetyjr3423 7 років тому +3

      k fam 800TH LIKE

    • @pinkfairy1557
      @pinkfairy1557 7 років тому +3

      razzdarkstar HAHAHAHA

    • @alexrusso8408
      @alexrusso8408 7 років тому +75

      k fam he probably was good af at the pacer test

  • @cookiewithsunglasses6786
    @cookiewithsunglasses6786 5 місяців тому

    bro is completing all the running events in life. what a g

  • @ColinBFClarke
    @ColinBFClarke 2 роки тому +2

    I don't care how long you run, speed is key.

  • @TonyHernandez-wv5vi
    @TonyHernandez-wv5vi 5 років тому +3549

    Forest Gump ran across America without stoping, he is an amateur.

    • @omni-man4624
      @omni-man4624 5 років тому +24

      YEA BUT BUT FORSET IS A MOOOVVIE

    • @Zentr0
      @Zentr0 5 років тому +125

      @@omni-man4624 lol r/woosh

    • @omni-man4624
      @omni-man4624 5 років тому +79

      LEL get trolled m8 R/bigboyballs

    • @everlastiny
      @everlastiny 5 років тому +36

      @Lonnie pretty sure a lot of things were created before all of us were born and yet we use them

    • @AhmedAli-bh4xb
      @AhmedAli-bh4xb 5 років тому +3

      Forest is nothing compared to Sonic

  • @inactive8162
    @inactive8162 4 роки тому +2283

    He would be good at the pacer test in gym class

    • @obitouchiha1918
      @obitouchiha1918 4 роки тому +132

      Pacer test is about speed and stamina. He only has stamina.

    • @Makorov179
      @Makorov179 4 роки тому +86

      @@obitouchiha1918 he's still a runner man he obviously has speed also you don't really need much speed for pacer unless you get really really far

    • @grownfetus5863
      @grownfetus5863 4 роки тому +14

      @@Makorov179 yes you do if it's highschool Pacer also hes a marathon runner which makes him a long distance not short and although his lungs can take it, his muscles wouldnt. If his muscles were supper human too then he would be like a body builder

    • @Cheddar_Shred
      @Cheddar_Shred 4 роки тому +3

      Or the beep test lol

    • @nateanunciacion1762
      @nateanunciacion1762 4 роки тому +1

      And the mile test

  • @teathesage
    @teathesage 9 місяців тому +1

    bro doesnt make david goggins look weak but one step ahead of him

  • @YourMom-yp6ev
    @YourMom-yp6ev 3 роки тому +4

    When she says her parents aren’t home 👀

  • @Stcddot
    @Stcddot 3 роки тому +2252

    The fact that his bones and muscles can take so much constant pressure and his heart can withstand it so well that he’s breathing normally after 20 miles instead of gasping is just phenomenal.

    • @icushfu732
      @icushfu732 3 роки тому +160

      Im kinda suprised we all didnt get this at some time during evolution

    • @Stcddot
      @Stcddot 3 роки тому +177

      @Daniel Zavala the way humans used to hunt was they’d chase down their prey until it’d be too exhausted to run. Our advantage was always our stamina

    • @nicholas104
      @nicholas104 3 роки тому +138

      @@Stcddot true, but somewhere along the way as we became more intelligent the need for "superhuman" stamina wasn't needed as much due to the fact that our hunting tactics became more advanced, and we could catch our prey very quickly. Sling shot, bow n arrow. All types of tools that made it towards we didn't need to work as hard to survive. Meaning our stamina now is probably considerably less than that of a thousand years ago for example.

    • @yeatmcchicken8502
      @yeatmcchicken8502 3 роки тому +62

      and now we wait for the replies about jesus and how accepting god will make you gain superpowers

    • @yeatmcchicken8502
      @yeatmcchicken8502 3 роки тому +28

      @P M everywhere i go where evolution / life is mentioned theres always 3-4 people talking about how jesus saved them from an earthquake or some dumb stuff

  • @cavejohnson1710
    @cavejohnson1710 4 роки тому +2509

    Why isn’t this the normal state of our bodies?

    • @godspeedkillua6798
      @godspeedkillua6798 4 роки тому +56

      MLB Hyper I wish

    • @beastmodegaming3440
      @beastmodegaming3440 4 роки тому +734

      Because it’s not safe, running for 350 miles isn’t a good thing not knowing when to stop will cause muscle tear and other than injury’s as a byproduct of overuse.
      Would be pretty sick tho so have that much stamina.

    • @largestarmsgreatestcharm8231
      @largestarmsgreatestcharm8231 4 роки тому +336

      If this contributed to the survival of the human race more people would have it. I would guess that people who carries the gene have a high likelyhood of damagin and breaking down their muscles from overuse.

    • @VanDerDeckken
      @VanDerDeckken 4 роки тому +25

      @@largestarmsgreatestcharm8231 lol the lie of evolution

    • @largestarmsgreatestcharm8231
      @largestarmsgreatestcharm8231 4 роки тому +177

      @@VanDerDeckken Haha yeah science is hilarious.

  • @_Pigeon__
    @_Pigeon__ 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine him doing the Pacer Test in school

    • @orginalcar0ot403
      @orginalcar0ot403 3 роки тому

      if only the pacer went on instead of ending at 100 lol

  • @TyNguyen-sl2ed
    @TyNguyen-sl2ed 6 місяців тому +2

    This is definitely the person who would be called "hard" by goggins

  • @evectz2881
    @evectz2881 7 років тому +3211

    *Watches Forrest Gump Once*

    • @dakiraa3337
      @dakiraa3337 6 років тому +7

      Clicked this video because i wanted to see if anyone thinks what i think

    • @mbutambuta9528
      @mbutambuta9528 6 років тому +1

      EVECTZ lmfao

    • @brocksiler6665
      @brocksiler6665 6 років тому +1

      I was just about to say that, this mans got nothin on forest

    • @frazerfastin6854
      @frazerfastin6854 6 років тому +2

      EVECTZ now we know how Forrest did it.

    • @waydonn9111
      @waydonn9111 6 років тому

      *Funny*

  • @msddevelopment3723
    @msddevelopment3723 4 роки тому +3501

    This guy after 52.1 Miles:
    This was a warmup.
    Me after 0.12 Miles:
    Ight, enough for today.

    • @carlastonjr313
      @carlastonjr313 4 роки тому +72

      Man if i had that condition man I could beat anyone in a game of tag

    • @delzarfarman8399
      @delzarfarman8399 4 роки тому +3

      Ama head out

    • @ultrasugoi2159
      @ultrasugoi2159 4 роки тому +11

      i can go for atleast 1 mile but still 52 times more than me lol

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 4 роки тому +6

      Hah 10 yards me more like 20 cm

    • @mice6545
      @mice6545 4 роки тому +5

      you guys walk?

  • @supuaforever21
    @supuaforever21 3 роки тому +7

    Him: "runs to L.A to San Francisco
    Sonic: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be Legendary!

  • @yarekoog2857
    @yarekoog2857 3 роки тому +1

    This is one man who u can be sure about surviving zombie apocalypse.

  • @maxamillion2140
    @maxamillion2140 4 роки тому +1801

    My teacher had this condition, but would black out after randomly trying a marathon with no training. You have to work up to it even with this condition.

    • @amadeodante
      @amadeodante 4 роки тому +26

      Max Amillion yeah that happened

    • @bigshell33
      @bigshell33 4 роки тому +16

      what is the condition?

    • @allgunsblazed9106
      @allgunsblazed9106 4 роки тому +109

      @@amadeodantethat would be a weird thing to lie about really wouldn't it.

    • @maxamillion2140
      @maxamillion2140 4 роки тому +26

      @@bigshell33 I'm not sure, my teacher told us but i don't remember, she told us the story in early 2018 so it's been a while.

    • @bigshell33
      @bigshell33 4 роки тому +1

      @@maxamillion2140 ah i see.. thats fine then👌🙌

  • @matteogaspari9931
    @matteogaspari9931 3 роки тому +1110

    The cameraman: finally, our battle will be legendary

    • @Yorb.
      @Yorb. 3 роки тому +47

      Only a select few will get this joke.

    • @flintmidnight
      @flintmidnight 3 роки тому +15

      @@Yorb. lol im one of them dont worry

    • @Yorb.
      @Yorb. 3 роки тому +1

      :)

    • @dahanix2
      @dahanix2 3 роки тому +7

      lmao! I get the joke this is hilarious and underrated

    • @eshahbazi
      @eshahbazi 3 роки тому +2

      Lol thats hilarious

  • @antonpersson1537
    @antonpersson1537 3 роки тому +5

    -Alright honey I'm out for a run!
    -OK babe I'm putting the baby in bed!
    -I'm home! Congrats to your graduation son!

  • @theeasypeasysquad4169
    @theeasypeasysquad4169 3 роки тому +1

    Runs my yearly walking quota .
    Him : i just got warmed up