I have never followed all of someone’s socials so quick in my life 😂 what ever app I’m using I want you on my feed, you’ve had me howling so hard my stomach hurts more than ab day! Keep up the cracking work 👏🏽
Thanks Kirsty! Nice to see you are just like us! We are always ready to welcome a new Sheetster! Thanks for the follow, you can follow us individually as well @standuppete and @lukekingcraig on all socials 👊🏼❤️🥰
Qasim! Welcome, sheetster! Happy to hear you are enjoying our hard earned content. Check out the other episodes and don’t just be a peeping Tom!🤣🤣🤣👊🏼❤️
You guys make my day, honestly the energy you both bring is insane. Pete is honestly probably the funniest people I’ve ever seen and Luke is a real one!!!
@@LukeandPetePodcast reading that back looks like I’ve just flicked a coin at Luke, but he’s a joker too but he holds it down… this podcast could never be as good without either or you both
@@LukeandPetePodcast I can make enough noise so it seems like there's loads there 😂😂 I'll even bring a few phones with me and use all my flashes at the same time 😂😂😂
@@DailyMotivation90534 yeah, do a meet and greet! Yeah!!! Nancy will come out then wouldn’t she! we set up a meet and greet and no one showed up…then you’d see Nancy!
@@LukeandPetePodcast fuck it just come round mine for some tea 😂 save this post though because you heard it here first you will be doing a meet and greet in the near future 👌
At 50:00 when they are talking about a woman hitting a man. As a man all you need to do is tell the lady "hey I identify as a female" then give her the business.
@@LukeandPetePodcast Sorry lads! Been a rather busy year or so... am trying to use some of my free time to catch the UA-cam videos and catch up, not sure i'll ever catch up with these AND the patreon ones, but it's the effort that counts 🤩
First of all…both in shorts 👀🤪🤣2nd of all don’t you dare stop this podcast I love my Tuesday & Thursday’s more now! I love you both loads. We need a meet & greet & believe there will be enough of us, the best lot…the ones who are important 😂Luke your family story time I couldn’t help but have a few tears, but smiled that you have that family unit now with your kids. Pete what super hero would you be? You would be good as the joker or Riddler 😂😂 the sweet tooth 😂 anyway keep it up guys ❤
Steady on Tanya!!!! Glad we are making your week better. That’s nice to hear. (Luke) Thanks for your lovely comment about family ❤️❤️❤️ (Pete) I’d be the joker, cus Batman is mates with cat woman innit…and I gotta wipe that off the face of the earth don’t I? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ive always been the outsider im that one that looks in ! Lost alot of my family because of it. I'm the black sheep !! If I don't like something I say and people don't like it. 😂😂 I'm a jealous bit%h ! Nearly 17rs with my fella I couldn't share. Another great episode ❤
Lukes slow nod on the granny porn bit had me dead. Why was I not surprised though Luke? 😂 Another amazing episode boys. Oh and that’s enough thrusting for one video! Bloody hell you two 😂 🤍
Guys, I've recently messaged you with a dilemma! Just to say Pete is right here... women love tall men. Im 5ft 3 and personally wouldn't date anyone under 5ft 10, and for me, it's a security feeling. Just like Pete points out in this video, " Ah, Luke is tall, i feel safe" that is what we feel like. We also feel more feminine. Imagine me going out with a guy whis 5ft 1!? I would look the dominant one. I saw a woman with a guy who was way shorter... and she looked like she was going to throw him over her shoulder, carry him up the stairs, and peg the life out of him. Hahaha
I have never followed all of someone’s socials so quick in my life 😂 what ever app I’m using I want you on my feed, you’ve had me howling so hard my stomach hurts more than ab day! Keep up the cracking work 👏🏽
Thanks Kirsty! Nice to see you are just like us! We are always ready to welcome a new Sheetster!
Thanks for the follow, you can follow us individually as well @standuppete and @lukekingcraig on all socials 👊🏼❤️🥰
The way this topic went from outsiders to height and weight is hilarious. I had to re-watch that transition a few times lol.
You know how it goes 0-100 and who knows where we will end up!🤣🤣
“Did someone knock your teeth out” 🤣 had me ROLLING!!! Funniest episode Iv seen 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 we always try and turn it up!
We saw Pete live yesterday and he was JOKES. This was a fab ep as always 🎉
Yeah! You didn’t put anything in the bucket tho did ya! But your mate is on patreon so il let you off!
@@LukeandPetePodcast I deffo did!!
@@fionaalice1 I know ya did 😜
I just learned about your podcast a couple of weeks ago, its good, Im getting caugh up with earlier epipsodes, always a laugh. greetings from México.
Wow! Mexico!! That’s awesome! Welcome Sheetster! I honestly think you are the first listener we’ve had in Mexico! Spread the word!👊🏼❤️😀
@@LukeandPetePodcast nice! and already did 🤜🤛
No teeth Luke has me crying at work 🤣🤣
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 still got mine!!!!
Newish subscriber here. I've only watched a few episodes but this episode put me in stitches. 🤣
Qasim! Welcome, sheetster! Happy to hear you are enjoying our hard earned content. Check out the other episodes and don’t just be a peeping Tom!🤣🤣🤣👊🏼❤️
@@LukeandPetePodcast oh I'm planning to go through the back catalogue adding to your analytics! 😎
You guys make my day, honestly the energy you both bring is insane. Pete is honestly probably the funniest people I’ve ever seen and Luke is a real one!!!
Thanks Ibs! We really appreciate that👊🏼❤️😁
@@LukeandPetePodcast reading that back looks like I’ve just flicked a coin at Luke, but he’s a joker too but he holds it down… this podcast could never be as good without either or you both
@@Ibs123 no we know it’s all love,we say that to each other all the time, it just wouldn’t be the same 👊🏼
One of the funniest eps to date!
Thanks Sarath! Glad you enjoyed it! Always aiming to make each episode better than the last🥰
Your guys energy is second to none lol can we have a UK tour plz asap or a meet and greet 😂
It would be weird if just you showed up!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@LukeandPetePodcast I can make enough noise so it seems like there's loads there 😂😂 I'll even bring a few phones with me and use all my flashes at the same time 😂😂😂
@@LukeandPetePodcast Pete stop putting yourself down lol you have loads of fans 👌👌(I know it's Pete coz your negative Nancy sometimes lmao)
@@DailyMotivation90534 yeah, do a meet and greet! Yeah!!! Nancy will come out then wouldn’t she! we set up a meet and greet and no one showed up…then you’d see Nancy!
@@LukeandPetePodcast fuck it just come round mine for some tea 😂 save this post though because you heard it here first you will be doing a meet and greet in the near future 👌
Great content 🎉
Thank you Mario
Ohhh its shorts season.....eye candy!❤❤
This is becoming my new ‘I can’t wait til Monday’ thing to do❤❤❤❤❤ love u guys!!! ❤❤❤❤❤
Then when Monday arrives, you think…I can’t wait till tomorrow, because that’s when the episodes are out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need some live shows boys, please!
Soon! We are coming!😜
Soon! We are coming!😜
I'm only subscribing if you release the pilot episode😂
Just been released on patreon 😉🤪
@@LukeandPetePodcastthe full episode ?!? In that case I’m sending £3 your way 😭
NIce shorts guys ❤😊
Thanks
Mimen and wem 😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m dying Pete
🤣🤣🤣🤣 sometimes I pisspronounciate my worms
At 50:00 when they are talking about a woman hitting a man. As a man all you need to do is tell the lady "hey I identify as a female" then give her the business.
And watch how everyone around you can say nothing! Because they don’t know what’s right or wrong!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tall lads? I thought you were both 5ft 7 😉 I'm BACK and watching the podcasts... a lot to catch up with, but I'll get there!
Omg Chadders, where you been?
@@LukeandPetePodcast Sorry lads! Been a rather busy year or so... am trying to use some of my free time to catch the UA-cam videos and catch up, not sure i'll ever catch up with these AND the patreon ones, but it's the effort that counts 🤩
First of all…both in shorts 👀🤪🤣2nd of all don’t you dare stop this podcast I love my Tuesday & Thursday’s more now! I love you both loads. We need a meet & greet & believe there will be enough of us, the best lot…the ones who are important 😂Luke your family story time I couldn’t help but have a few tears, but smiled that you have that family unit now with your kids. Pete what super hero would you be? You would be good as the joker or Riddler 😂😂 the sweet tooth 😂 anyway keep it up guys ❤
Steady on Tanya!!!! Glad we are making your week better. That’s nice to hear.
(Luke) Thanks for your lovely comment about family ❤️❤️❤️
(Pete) I’d be the joker, cus Batman is mates with cat woman innit…and I gotta wipe that off the face of the earth don’t I?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@LukeandPetePodcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
Ive always been the outsider im that one that looks in ! Lost alot of my family because of it. I'm the black sheep !! If I don't like something I say and people don't like it.
😂😂 I'm a jealous bit%h ! Nearly 17rs with my fella I couldn't share.
Another great episode ❤
Yeah I reckon we all get a bit jealous sometimes and even if we say we don’t! WE DO!!!🤣🤣
@@LukeandPetePodcast I'd drop kick the bit@h 🤣👊🏻 Yeh course we do x
Lukes slow nod on the granny porn bit had me dead. Why was I not surprised though Luke? 😂 Another amazing episode boys. Oh and that’s enough thrusting for one video! Bloody hell you two 😂 🤍
Surely you know what we are like by now!
@@LukeandPetePodcast I sure do ☺️ looking forward to seeing you next week Pete. Let’s hope mister Craig turns up too eh ☺️ x
It’s not simple boys! If it was everyone would do it. You boys are killing it ❤ don’t shit on his dreams, shit in his undies
Thank you, we appreciate that 👊🏼❤️
Wheyyyyyyy🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Pete kicks chicks in the head 😂😂😂
Guys, I've recently messaged you with a dilemma!
Just to say Pete is right here... women love tall men. Im 5ft 3 and personally wouldn't date anyone under 5ft 10, and for me, it's a security feeling. Just like Pete points out in this video, " Ah, Luke is tall, i feel safe" that is what we feel like. We also feel more feminine. Imagine me going out with a guy whis 5ft 1!? I would look the dominant one. I saw a woman with a guy who was way shorter... and she looked like she was going to throw him over her shoulder, carry him up the stairs, and peg the life out of him. Hahaha
Hahahaha oh no, that would be awful going out with someone that carries me home and pegs me
And Pete, what's wrong with us curvy women? It's more meat to beat? Hahahahaa😂
Yeah lol, I’d find it hard to handle! They’d overpower me🤣🤣🤣
If it got too much just feed them. Hahaha. Easier to hump and dump though.... they can't catch you. Hahahaha
Luke makes up these fake scenarios and gets offended at his own story line "I don't care what you've got on under there go tell someone else!!" 😂😂😂😂
Tall ppl don't know their privilege lol
They don’t!🤣🤣
Pete, its not a tall thing its an alpha thing
Nope! You’re wrong I’m afraid, it’s a tall thing….
no lie, i dont like tall guys
Good!!❤️❤️❤️
You can’t help your height. You can help if your fat
Well let’s not say that height can’t be helped…Pete ain’t gonna be happy!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣