Norm Killin' it at the Red Carpet!

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  • @whatsup4825
    @whatsup4825 Рік тому +704

    If Norm taught us anything, it's that we should derail all situations for our own, personal amusement.

    • @diarrhea_splatter
      @diarrhea_splatter Рік тому +11

      That's what I do! Especially if I don't want to be there 👍

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 Рік тому +8

      If everyone else did this the world would be a much more fun place.

    • @Emre-co4wq
      @Emre-co4wq Рік тому +5

      you really understand him

    • @jakej2680
      @jakej2680 Рік тому +1

      ​@@cooldud7071I've always believed that we all need more surrealism in our lives.

    • @whatsup4825
      @whatsup4825 Рік тому +10

      @@Emre-co4wq You know, with Norm, the more I learn about that guy, the more I care for him.

  • @celticfox
    @celticfox 4 роки тому +3334

    "The smartest guy in the room pretending to be the dumbest." -Conan O'Brien

    • @TaraVanflower
      @TaraVanflower 4 роки тому +104

      this. all at their expense.

    • @jumpinjakeflash1
      @jumpinjakeflash1 4 роки тому +46

      Actually Norm said that about David Letterman on an interview with Larry King.

    • @celticfox
      @celticfox 4 роки тому +98

      @@jumpinjakeflash1 I know when he was on Larry King's show he was talking about Bill Maher and how his style of comedy is posturing as the smartest guy in the room and he said that's a big mistake because nobody likes the smartest guy in the room

    • @jumpinjakeflash1
      @jumpinjakeflash1 4 роки тому +14

      @@celticfox Yep. Gotta love Norm. He's a master, no doubt about it.

    • @celticfox
      @celticfox 4 роки тому +9

      @@jumpinjakeflash1 Norm is one of the all time greats! I love his delivery, the timing, his wit. All of it. Spot on!

  • @lylechipperson5913
    @lylechipperson5913 8 років тому +7632

    Its like watching Lebron in a d-league game

    • @TheBeeFactory
      @TheBeeFactory 8 років тому +198

      d-league. what is he gonna play against a buncha letters or somethin? tss tss

    • @lylechipperson5913
      @lylechipperson5913 8 років тому +38

      +The Bee Factory Homerun sockcucka!

    • @gabelogan56
      @gabelogan56 8 років тому +73

      +Lyle Chippychops--- THANK YOU!! haha. Honestly I wish I could watch Norm rip apart every little celebrity circle-jerk like this!

    • @jarhead3571
      @jarhead3571 6 років тому +18

      But he loses most of the time. Norm knows how to pull it together. Norm is the true mvp.

    • @johnparker7784
      @johnparker7784 6 років тому +43

      Thank God Norm was there or i would have mistaken this mess for a funeral.

  • @danielstearns426
    @danielstearns426 5 років тому +3616

    The way Norm sarcastically announces the irrelevant youtubers proclaiming, “All the stars are out!” Is just priceless.

  • @AK-cm8qe
    @AK-cm8qe 6 років тому +1816

    "I mean I've never heard the term collective without...Leon Trotsky..." kills me.

  • @pete8276
    @pete8276 6 років тому +2028

    Look at how fucking excited Andy Samberg is to be answering Norm's question. It's heartwarming.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 6 років тому +330

      I think Andy appreciates Norm's deceptively intelligent comedy. He acts like he's a baffoon, but really he's one of the smartest people in the room. Andy is like that.. a bit.

  • @walmys2nd
    @walmys2nd 8 років тому +3849

    Norms whole performance here is just like one big wink to everyone who's aware of how funny he really is. Love it.

    • @evanschulte6153
      @evanschulte6153 5 років тому +83

      He is one of the only people I've seen that can successfully pull it off. He does it alot too haha

  • @bigtime8924
    @bigtime8924 8 років тому +3247

    "I call them Sandberg and the other couple of fellas." - hysterical

    • @OutdoorBlues
      @OutdoorBlues 5 років тому +25

      bigtime89 who’s hysterical

    • @noob78
      @noob78 5 років тому +3

      Why is this funny?

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 5 років тому +53

      Because thats how rolling stone referred to them 😂

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 5 років тому +4

      @oh... I didnt ask why it was funny.. aim that at dont wantto

    • @HarrySatchelWhatsThatSmell
      @HarrySatchelWhatsThatSmell 5 років тому +34

      Norm is just too much for tight assed fuckers. lol

  • @Mc.Garnagle
    @Mc.Garnagle Рік тому +82

    The real hero is the person behind the scenes who felt Norm was EXACTLY what this event needed.

  • @scottsmith8162
    @scottsmith8162 6 років тому +1591

    Norm shows up dressed like a dad at your local gym and exposes hipster hacks effortlessly. Thank God for Norm.

    • @susanramirez
      @susanramirez 5 років тому +35

      I didn't realize they were supposed to be dressed up because the ones who called him out looked like crap themselves. It looked like she was wearing kneepads

  • @TheSnoozeFox
    @TheSnoozeFox 8 років тому +826

    "no you cannot rape my mother with a knife"
    best ending ever

    • @thejollysloth5743
      @thejollysloth5743 6 років тому +50

      Those squares took it like a lead balloon. Absolute genius, the girls and that "acid tounged A-rab" just cringed like he was embarrassing them and continued their vacuous empty chitchat.

    • @munkirtokage4816
      @munkirtokage4816 6 років тому +18

      It hurts so good that he was able to make that joke ruin there PC bullshit and do it all under their nose.

    • @P0lkoli
      @P0lkoli 6 років тому +1

      +The Angry Sloth God you're dumb

    • @dolphin069
      @dolphin069 6 років тому +1

      Bring on the sabretooths.

    • @billie_vanilli
      @billie_vanilli 6 років тому +8

      @@thejollysloth5743 Are you not able to recognize an edited video? If you watch the original video that this is edited from, those girls fully go along with Norm in the bit and start riffing on his knife-rape joke. This was edited the way it was for comic effect, which is great until dopes like you can't see past your fuckin' shoes and start using pompous words to shit on people, totally unaware that you're actually the idiot.

  • @SethMcFartlane
    @SethMcFartlane 8 років тому +633

    "I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler."
    Works in any situation.

  • @greenspringvalley
    @greenspringvalley 10 років тому +2684

    "I wish I had a time machine!"
    "Oh, to see that action..."
    "No, to take back my question."

    • @badapple65
      @badapple65 6 років тому +16

      LOL!! The Best!

    • @acog_quarks8753
      @acog_quarks8753 6 років тому +40

      That to murder Hitler comment was great even got Norm to laugh

    • @Botrytis18
      @Botrytis18 5 років тому +11

      @@acog_quarks8753 Yeah, that was really original...

    • @acog_quarks8753
      @acog_quarks8753 5 років тому +27

      @@Botrytis18 shut the fuck up

    • @leahdorothy
      @leahdorothy 5 років тому +7

      i love the lonely island but that was so funny sldjkddjdksjskd

  • @alexalexson1849
    @alexalexson1849 5 років тому +666

    "Who's funnier than Sarah Silverman... except dudes" - Norm

  • @NoOne-us9xv
    @NoOne-us9xv 4 роки тому +428

    You have to give Samberg some credit. He brought up Hitler, apropos of nothing, which I can only assume is because he knows that inappropriately bringing up Hitler is one Norm's core bits. I think he was trying to goad Norm into doing that.

  • @adamcormier9312
    @adamcormier9312 6 років тому +654

    "She got cut by a f***ing sorcerer" amazing line LOL!

  • @DanXmas
    @DanXmas 9 років тому +1271

    ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

    • @dantejager9296
      @dantejager9296 6 років тому +3

      Whats that joke about ?

    • @FARecordsJF
      @FARecordsJF 6 років тому +124

      @@dantejager9296 he's poking fun at the fact that they're not really stars, just some small UA-camrs that nobody outside their UA-cam niche knows.

    • @hammypie
      @hammypie 6 років тому

      Dan Xmas lol I love it

    • @superintelligentapefromthe121
      @superintelligentapefromthe121 6 років тому +7

      Morenstein!!!!

    • @bunnyblurrz
      @bunnyblurrz 6 років тому +16

      @@dantejager9296 It's hilarious cause the sarcasm just oozes out from his voice

  • @jeffsullivan8085
    @jeffsullivan8085 9 років тому +720

    during Samberg interview, "Oh, so the computer doesn't really work to make you a big hit." Man, he slipped that one in there and no one even noticed.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 6 років тому +77

      Love how he's zinging the event he's at.

    • @Dwight_Lee
      @Dwight_Lee 6 років тому +18

      @@Paulafan5 Watch him at the correspondents dinner, he did pretty much the same thing

    • @letourneauvt9566
      @letourneauvt9566 5 років тому +45

      Literally roasted the entire event like it was nothing.

  • @twizz420
    @twizz420 5 років тому +209

    ... and youtube never hired Norm for anything ever again
    and he lived happily ever after.

  • @DaWoWzer
    @DaWoWzer 6 років тому +548

    Norm just destroyed every scene and the funniest part is I don't even think the other people knew they were being upstaged to the highest degree.

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 5 років тому +37

      Yeah most of them are too full of themselves to realize when they are being dunked on.

    • @Krullsmash
      @Krullsmash 5 років тому +40

      John Klise Samberg knew what was happening. Lol

    • @arseface2k934
      @arseface2k934 Рік тому

      ​@Brian Williams I've always hated samberg but I have new respect for him after this. he was the only one on Norm's wavelength.

  • @deadright3118
    @deadright3118 8 років тому +2150

    Sarah Silverman thinks she only dates magician types cause by the morning they all disappeared.

  • @untitled6981
    @untitled6981 8 років тому +3898

    is this a documentary on the differences between a brilliant comedian and unfunny hipsters?

    • @untitled6981
      @untitled6981 8 років тому +89

      PopeThunder oh i was more referring to the 2 hosts. I'm a big fan of sandberg :)

    • @joedirte530
      @joedirte530 8 років тому +28

      +Nyb Mf sandberg had a good back and forth

    • @LostInTimeRecorings
      @LostInTimeRecorings 8 років тому +136

      Sandberg seemed like the only person besides Norm who actually understood what was happening.

    • @filmgeekstudios4393
      @filmgeekstudios4393 8 років тому +19

      Nah, kassem G is incredibly funny

    • @charlesjurgus
      @charlesjurgus 8 років тому +13

      FilmGeek Studios Now that's funny.
      He's the next doll in my nebbish-hipster Barbie play-set--then I'll have the whole collection!

  • @marc80s
    @marc80s 10 років тому +528

    The "time machine" bit shows Norm is light years ahead of these other doofuses. They didn't even see the punchline coming.

    • @ShamblesDoctor
      @ShamblesDoctor 6 років тому +8

      Ghostbusters3 Louis CK did that exact same punchline in an act back in the day though, I saw it coming for that reason.

    • @DonnyDealer
      @DonnyDealer 5 років тому +25

      It's easy to recognize when you've grown up roasting and being roasted by your family and friends. It's fairly common in British and Canadian culture. Paraphrasing Ricky Gervais, "Once you've paid your way in life, the only thing left to do is have a laugh" It's the ability to laugh at AND be laughed at that separate these UA-cam "stars" and a comedy giant such as Norm MacDonald. It's the difference from trying to be funny and being funny.

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 5 років тому +2

      @@DonnyDealer relax, lol

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 5 років тому +2

      Shoulda added 'I woulda told him not to invade Russia in the winter'

    • @MrJohannson
      @MrJohannson 5 років тому

      @@noahhurley-abelew6536 He invaded Russia in the summer though.

  • @sadisticsparda
    @sadisticsparda Рік тому +56

    samberg and norm shooting the shit and cutting off the hosts is the best part of the whole thing 😂

  • @BernieMadoff-qv5in
    @BernieMadoff-qv5in Рік тому +85

    “If you keep bringing up Hitler they’re gonna ask you back Norm, which I know is what you want.” Sandberg got it..

  • @JoJaDaRu
    @JoJaDaRu 9 років тому +471

    It's a testament to Norm's skill that he manages to make this atrocity watchable and even more than that enjoyable.

  • @NickTWO111
    @NickTWO111 9 років тому +1221

    Jesus, I know it's damn near impossible to hang on Norm Macdonald's level but damn I thought most of these people were comics! He made them all look like a bunch of amateurs.

    • @KamikazeChinaman
      @KamikazeChinaman 9 років тому +31

      +Nicholas B Hacks is what they are.

    • @erikwright5982
      @erikwright5982 8 років тому +16

      +G Even Conan O'brien can't keep up.

    • @NickTWO111
      @NickTWO111 8 років тому +71

      Conan does pretty well with Norm and he's not even a comic. These people are supposedly "comics" and he's making them look like open mic 'ers. As far as talk show host went Stern used to play off Macdonald well. But he was at his best with Letterman.

    • @chesterbesterfeild
      @chesterbesterfeild 8 років тому +2

      +Nicholas B look like?

    • @darkeons4688
      @darkeons4688 8 років тому +89

      +Nicholas B I thought Adam Sandberg did well with Norm. He knew what he was doing and went along with it

  • @-The-Darkside
    @-The-Darkside 10 років тому +423

    "I'd probably end up joining that shit"
    Brilliant

  • @molanlabexm15
    @molanlabexm15 9 місяців тому +51

    Norm Macdonald is the only reason anybody will ever remember this event for any reason.

    • @alistercaddy1208
      @alistercaddy1208 8 місяців тому +7

      I personally remember it for Clode Racine and Rafa Fine. All the stars were there!

    • @alistercaddy1208
      @alistercaddy1208 8 місяців тому +3

      Oh, and don't forget Harley Morenstein and comedian Culavai Lisa or whatever the nice lady said.

  • @Ag-xy4gu
    @Ag-xy4gu 5 років тому +407

    "He's an Arab if that helps!"

    • @Nihyre
      @Nihyre 5 років тому +51

      A-rab

    • @thesixthsola
      @thesixthsola 5 років тому +2

      I’ve watched this like four times and never noticed this joke before. Hilarious.

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 5 років тому

      Omg, when he said that I lost it! 😂

    • @patrick3020
      @patrick3020 5 років тому +7

      He is an acid tongued ARAB........

    • @heyguys7805
      @heyguys7805 4 роки тому +1

      I GUFFAWED hearing that line.

  • @Ptrm594
    @Ptrm594 5 років тому +1267

    Norm is great. But let's be honest. He's no Harley Morensteen.

  • @bigtime8924
    @bigtime8924 8 років тому +1419

    Norm called him an Acid-tongued Arab.

    • @skunkman777
      @skunkman777 8 років тому +123

      "a-rab" lol

    • @Benjamin_Wolfson
      @Benjamin_Wolfson 5 років тому +54

      Ass in tongued Arab

    • @pokcow01
      @pokcow01 5 років тому +25

      Only in 2014.

    • @unknownquantity4440
      @unknownquantity4440 5 років тому +6

      @@Benjamin_Wolfson BINGO! That's EXACTLY what he said and how he said it. Brilliant!

    • @nolovedivision3882
      @nolovedivision3882 5 років тому +26

      explain to the folks at home what an acid-tongued arab is

  • @vikingsbball21
    @vikingsbball21 8 років тому +428

    I laugh every time Norm says "the computer"

  • @justjazz784
    @justjazz784 5 років тому +1561

    Jeff Ross was the only guy who could remotely keep up with Norm

    • @AJ-das
      @AJ-das 5 років тому +399

      Sandberg did too

    • @WhispersOfaSilhouette
      @WhispersOfaSilhouette 5 років тому +237

      A.J. Was about to say the same, I’m not a Sandberg fan but you can tell he understood Norms humor and added to the hitler bit 🤣 He earned respect from me for sure!

    • @theclimberupwards1169
      @theclimberupwards1169 5 років тому +8

      And there he is hanging out in the background the whole time

    • @WAMMO678
      @WAMMO678 5 років тому +146

      BigL 90sFunk you can definitely tell he gets norm by the “if you keep bringing up hitler they’ll definitely ask you back for sure, which I know is what you want”. He knows exactly what norm is doing.

    • @NoOne-us9xv
      @NoOne-us9xv 4 роки тому +102

      Samberg does fine. He makes it obvious that he knows what Norm is doing. Even him bringing up Hitler out of nowhere was an attempt to get Norm going, because he knows that's very much a Norm staple.

  • @molehansman247
    @molehansman247 6 років тому +1136

    Norm's contempt for that insurance joke is hilarious.

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 5 років тому +54

      It was actually good, people think about insurance when it comes to medical care, Norm likely doesn't. If a younger new guy did Norm's joke they woulda laughed.
      But, yea, hilarious.

    • @danielnguyen7084
      @danielnguyen7084 5 років тому +41

      @@noahhurley-abelew6536 That is valid. There's just a disconnect between the jokes. As in norm doesn't get nor care about these new ideas these guys are bringing so he just shits all over them. Like norm's thinking "why the hell are you talking about insurance for?" so it didnt work because it's a generational thing.

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 5 років тому +2

      @@danielnguyen7084 indeed. Being about as old a millennial as possible, I'm in both worlds.

    • @loversandlosers
      @loversandlosers 5 років тому +47

      Noah Hurley-Abelew yeah, Kassem is actually pretty witty but Norm is just too much of an asshole to give him the spotlight lol

    • @aguy1883
      @aguy1883 5 років тому +4

      @@danielnguyen7084 also, an unfunny thing.

  • @jasonwaterfalls9
    @jasonwaterfalls9 Рік тому +42

    I imagine Norm was told by the producers to say "on UA-cam" as much as possible.
    Norm: "So, on the computer..."

  • @lynagy20
    @lynagy20 6 років тому +345

    "I'm no Harley Morenstein."

  • @doubleas2380
    @doubleas2380 10 років тому +433

    Norm saves us all from youtube tryhards.

  • @LukeBrown6669
    @LukeBrown6669 5 років тому +279

    It’s honestly impressive how good he is at staying comfortable, while keeping everyone else very tense, he even had jeff ross shaking for a second

  • @wheezyfox80
    @wheezyfox80 6 років тому +189

    “Hey Sara listen man...” lmao

  • @KamikazeChinaman
    @KamikazeChinaman 9 років тому +649

    "UA-cam Comedy"
    That's the real joke.

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 6 років тому +2

      What do you think about CalebCity? He started on Vine, but during the great collapse, migrated to UA-cam. He's a sketch comic if that helps.

    • @Avengerie
      @Avengerie 5 років тому

      Yet here you are.

    • @KamikazeChinaman
      @KamikazeChinaman 5 років тому +4

      @Time Well Spent Don't know the guy, but knowing he comes from Vine is setting me up for disappointment.
      @Avengerie I'm always here for good old Norm, mate.

  • @xinsectoxurbanox
    @xinsectoxurbanox 8 років тому +247

    "goddamn, I wish I had a time machine...to take back my question.." I'm literally in tears!! baahahahahaha

    • @Meltedcheese567
      @Meltedcheese567 5 років тому +1

      Literally???

    • @shiftt.
      @shiftt. 5 років тому +4

      The best is when Samberg says something and Norm responds "Yea.... No, to take back my question". Pretending to agree and suddenly stab you in the back with a kitchen plastic knife.

  • @ta3722
    @ta3722 4 роки тому +151

    *"She got cut by a fuckin' sorcerer"* 😂😂😂😂

    • @MarkWilson-ij9jd
      @MarkWilson-ij9jd Рік тому

      When Sarah was talking about long-haired close-up magicians being attracted to her, Norm said, "You like magic to be far away," Hahaha.

  • @ca7582
    @ca7582 5 років тому +268

    "I'm sorry about bringing up Hitler"
    Kills me everytime

    • @evvignes
      @evvignes 4 роки тому +11

      Sandberg actually brought up Hitler.

    • @UltrafineDeluxe
      @UltrafineDeluxe 4 роки тому +2

      Sorey aboat bringing up Hitler

  • @nbadraft08
    @nbadraft08 5 років тому +215

    I love how Norm points at Jeff Ross after the workahol joke because Jeff laughed. It’s like “hey I got ya” to a fellow comic.

  • @smt1199
    @smt1199 8 років тому +464

    This is gold. Veteran comics destroying UA-camrs trying to broadcast.

    • @dbcooprrr
      @dbcooprrr 8 років тому +22

      UA-cam celebrities are so much less talented than classic comedians. America has become a mediocre pit of shallow talentless hipsters.

    • @nathanallen9265
      @nathanallen9265 5 років тому +7

      Almost none of them are UA-camrs.

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 5 років тому +3

      dbcooprrr ok boomer

  • @117btn3
    @117btn3 5 років тому +167

    The "Barfyman362" bit was amazing

  • @Neotenico
    @Neotenico 2 роки тому +55

    Only Norm could convince a Jewish man that he would be entranced by Hitler's beautiful eyes

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen 2 роки тому +4

      The host, Samberg, Ross, Willman and Silverman are all Jews...Here that Ye?

    • @pollosantamaria
      @pollosantamaria 2 роки тому +4

      Norm was a jew? I didnt even knew he was sick!

  • @simoncurtis8016
    @simoncurtis8016 6 років тому +159

    "Don't put your credit card on it yet"
    On UA-cam at a UA-cam event 😂😂

  • @Pheno01
    @Pheno01 5 років тому +242

    "You're an acid-tongued arab" is one of the funniest things Norm has ever said

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 5 років тому +17

      And the way he pronounces Arab, it's almost a distraction from the fact that he just made the most random joke and it worked.

    • @garrybobbyphogeson721
      @garrybobbyphogeson721 4 роки тому +18

      Катя Ятак it’s not random. He’s referring to acid attacks often performed in the middle east

  • @DHOPW42
    @DHOPW42 8 років тому +423

    Norm is a god among men.

    • @joedirte530
      @joedirte530 8 років тому +1

      how do I upvote you?

    • @twostep919
      @twostep919 8 років тому +1

      His Bob Dole cemented him as a legend

    • @DonnyDealer
      @DonnyDealer 5 років тому

      Those aren't men...

  • @bernkbestgirl
    @bernkbestgirl 10 років тому +101

    "He's an a-rab if that helps." Lmaoooo

  • @BradPow
    @BradPow 9 років тому +54

    "oh so the computer doesn't really work to make you famous?" - the most brilliant trap/setup for a joke ever

  • @JackSmith-lv7cp
    @JackSmith-lv7cp 6 років тому +205

    "I'm just gonna keep following what's on the computer."
    Norm: "WE'RE ON THE COMPUTER!"
    this is the best

  • @Lolbama2012
    @Lolbama2012 Рік тому +79

    I fucking love how uncomfortable Norm made these two nobodies. When Samburg realized what Norm was doing and started playing along, Norm's eyes lit up and he had an ear to ear smile

    • @lazycatchphrase8148
      @lazycatchphrase8148 Рік тому +18

      It’s like their wavelengths aligned and they knew it was time to bring up Hitler and make everyone else squirm, lmao.

    • @lazycatchphrase8148
      @lazycatchphrase8148 Рік тому +15

      Also, they cut it from this vid, but Samberg was the only one he hugged, the other guys got a handshake.

  • @brodobroggins
    @brodobroggins 9 років тому +173

    A bunch of self righteous, untalented, awkward UA-cam celebs, and then there's Norm.

    • @sisbrawny
      @sisbrawny 9 років тому +4

      Scroto Saggins Self righteous and pretentious. Jerry Seinfeld was right about UA-cam.

    • @tneper
      @tneper 9 років тому +14

      Scroto Saggins The tubers are only funny when they have complete control of their set, can edit, cut, have time to write their material. Apparently they're not naturally witty or funny on the spot, and having someone brilliant like Norm there demonstrates the stark contrast between true comedic talent and people who are funny video editors...

    • @robbing_trains
      @robbing_trains 9 років тому +1

      tneper so true

    • @tneper
      @tneper 9 років тому +1

      ***** I actually liked his interview bits, they were pretty funny and all of them made me laugh, but it's clear that it requires a lot of editing and script writing to make it funny. Nothing compared to someone who's just a funny person, like Norm.

  • @Mellowspark1
    @Mellowspark1 9 років тому +298

    I don't know a single one of these people besides Norm.

  • @jasonofcompsci
    @jasonofcompsci 9 років тому +278

    Norm is always the funniest guy in the room on every show but his own show. He needs to go onto more people's shows because cause he needs to have a set to tear down.

    • @mopground
      @mopground 9 років тому +49

      jasonofcompsci he needs to host a late night show where guests come on and interview him

    • @XcaptainXobliviousX
      @XcaptainXobliviousX 9 років тому +18

      mopground that's fucking brilliant

    • @gillybuzz
      @gillybuzz 6 років тому +7

      His podcast was fucking hilarious, what are you talking about?

    • @ancientloredude
      @ancientloredude 6 років тому +5

      That’s how you understand Norm’s style of comedy. He sees superficiality and then pokes a stick at it the rest of the show.

    • @rwsh6536
      @rwsh6536 6 років тому +1

      imagine him on the eric andre show

  • @ScaryPoke
    @ScaryPoke Рік тому +52

    9:15 “She got cut by a fuckin’ sorcerer!”
    “It’s her own fault for havin’ a fuckin’ sorcerer on the show!”

    • @damotheman4196
      @damotheman4196 Рік тому +4

      He said exactly those things! Have you got management yet, with your talent for mimicry and my good looks and endless talent we could go far kid! 💯👌

    • @ScaryPoke
      @ScaryPoke Рік тому +7

      @@damotheman4196 it’s not endless talent if you’re constantly and habitually harvesting and slurpin’ down the blood of children like some kind a fuckin’ sorcerer 💯👌 i’ll have no fuckin’ sorcerers on my show

    • @damotheman4196
      @damotheman4196 Рік тому +1

      @@ScaryPoke Brilliant 🤣 "pay up fcuker"

  • @CommissarJimbo
    @CommissarJimbo 6 місяців тому +28

    "She got cut from a fucking Sorcerer!"
    I miss Norm so fucking much.

  • @cenasgay9111
    @cenasgay9111 8 років тому +155

    I watch this at least once a month

    • @sirwoodofeast9497
      @sirwoodofeast9497 6 років тому +4

      I am now picking up your tradition. What are we going to call this day?

    • @GoofRebelMusic
      @GoofRebelMusic 5 років тому

      Ok. But where can i watch the full broadcast.

  • @jangcarangers4919
    @jangcarangers4919 6 років тому +739

    Norm represents every commenter UA-cam hates and tries to ignore.

    • @johndowns3839
      @johndowns3839 5 років тому +49

      Not really. He's actually a very intelligent guy, who's even gotten laid a few times in his life

    • @rory787
      @rory787 5 років тому +44

      @@johndowns3839 he means because mainstream companies like UA-cam don't like norm because he roasts the fuck out of people and outfinnies them all he wasn't attacking norm

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 5 років тому

      @@johndowns3839 ahahahahahaha

  • @coreytrevor1920
    @coreytrevor1920 Рік тому +36

    The hosts were all flustered but norm is the only memorable part of this show

    • @Fiendishfool
      @Fiendishfool Рік тому +9

      Nobody would've watched this if it wasn't for him.

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen Рік тому +10

      That's because Internet personalities and "Influencers" are out of their element around someone with actual talent.

  • @mikegarza1129
    @mikegarza1129 2 роки тому +52

    “She got cut by a fucking sorcerer”

    • @nf5011
      @nf5011 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @bort_hill
    @bort_hill Рік тому +29

    Norm saying he wants a time machine to unask his question almost made me wake my kid up 💀💀

  • @C-Stanz
    @C-Stanz 9 років тому +171

    ".. sometimes being a female on the internet is different than if, say, I were to post a video on the internet..."
    Oh right, Kassem. You haven't been profusely verbally abused in this comment section at all.

    • @acrustykrab
      @acrustykrab 6 років тому +42

      He's an A-rab if that helps

    • @voodoomoss
      @voodoomoss 6 років тому +17

      He's such an acid-tongued Arab.

    • @richardapplebaum4451
      @richardapplebaum4451 5 років тому +2

      I love norm but he was the only one dropping f bombs and it seemed out of place and contributed nothing to the banter. A rare misjudment for him!

    • @kapteeniratto
      @kapteeniratto 5 років тому +8

      When Norm interrupts the girls and says "I dont want to give him attention", he is actually right. The official line with threats by police and the fbi is that you dont make those public. Cause you give the person a feeling of success and encourage other people to copycat.

    • @seanmoore1068
      @seanmoore1068 5 років тому

      F Stanz Who?

  • @grindFish
    @grindFish 5 років тому +155

    How to not get invited back to shitty corporate flog gigs ever again, bless you Norm

  • @macklemorganfreeman8488
    @macklemorganfreeman8488 Рік тому +101

    I feel like andy Sanberg is underappreciated in this clip. He totally went with norm and bounced off him well.

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 Рік тому +11

      Except for when he felt like he had to say "yes I would actually kill Hitler", as if saying he'd be enchanted by Hitler would cause some horrendous controversy

    • @gm7059
      @gm7059 Рік тому +1

      wrong

    • @macklemorganfreeman8488
      @macklemorganfreeman8488 Рік тому +14

      @@jimreily7538 he said it ironically I think. Had a joking tone when he said that

    • @MisterDutch93
      @MisterDutch93 Рік тому +15

      @@jimreily7538 I think he got a side glance from his agent telling him he should be more ad-safe.

    • @OrangeYTT
      @OrangeYTT Рік тому +3

      @@MisterDutch93 Do people forget this was 2013? You could say shit like that back then and it wasn't the end of the world. Sandberg was obviously joking.

  • @RobwithoneB
    @RobwithoneB Рік тому +46

    Norm single handedly made this funny

  • @Boro87
    @Boro87 Рік тому +34

    6:19 i died when he said 'dont put your creditcard on it' the hosts felt so scared and awkward 😂😂

  • @paulymcfly
    @paulymcfly 9 років тому +309

    I'd love to see a show where Norm just pisses off hipster

    • @GoatMen
      @GoatMen 6 років тому +5

      You just saw one.

    • @P0lkoli
      @P0lkoli 6 років тому +9

      He is not pissed off ffs. If you can appreciate norms comedy it shouldn't be hard to see that the acid tongued arab is playing a character

  • @notsohandyandy
    @notsohandyandy 5 років тому +141

    I've never seen someone sabotage a broadcast so joyfully

  • @christophervalentin1486
    @christophervalentin1486 Рік тому +26

    “God damn I wish I had a Time Machine…… no to take back my question” LMAO

  • @oblivionfan345Tony
    @oblivionfan345Tony 9 місяців тому +31

    Norm had that chick SEETHING when he mocked the "Buh" name.

  • @alancontreras5699
    @alancontreras5699 Рік тому +34

    Sarah: Norm! Thanks for dressing up.
    Norm: Sarah! Listen man - congratulations that’s the 100th time that jokes been done tonight.

    • @rfgson
      @rfgson Рік тому +3

      ...then straight into "what the fuck is this Jash shit." An instantaneous one, two combination... a little deflation by not acknowledging Sarah was a founder, then inferring it was shit in the same breath. (it wasn't shit, doubt norm thought so either, just don't come at him with an burn attempt or your gonna have a bad time).

  • @Mundane05
    @Mundane05 9 років тому +239

    Yeah, this was cringeworthy... I mean this chick and Kassem are supposed to be 'comedians', why the hell were they trying so hard to be robotic hosts reading prompters and not knowing what to do when Norm goes off-script? Geeze...

    • @walkergillette3918
      @walkergillette3918 9 років тому +25

      because they like most celebs these days, have no talent

    • @Rebound443
      @Rebound443 9 років тому +26

      Mundane05 probably because they are humans and might be intimidated? norm's been a comedian for much longer than them so it makes sense that he'd be way more comfortable going off book as they probably have a lot more on the line

    • @afroninjadeluxe
      @afroninjadeluxe 9 років тому +29

      Mundane05 norm schooled the hipster retards who are just reading a script like robots.

    • @Rebound443
      @Rebound443 9 років тому +7

      afroninjadeluxe when you use the word hipster you sound like a curmudgeon with pants up to his belly button telling kids to get off his lawn, you seem to hate them because of the way they dress which is fucking stupid, at least hate them for their performance

    • @BeatsFromDP
      @BeatsFromDP 9 років тому +16

      Those fucking hipsters performed terribly. Yep that sounds better.

  • @OfficialPlasticHands
    @OfficialPlasticHands 6 років тому +530

    “Hey Sarah listen man, Congratulations”
    “That’s the hundredth time that jokes been done tonight”
    Norm somehow always gets away with murder in plain sight.

    • @MrRDRII
      @MrRDRII 5 років тому +64

      OfficialPlasticHands if you listen you can hear Sarah say “Fucker” after he says that lololol

    • @lonewolf3314
      @lonewolf3314 5 років тому +39

      She hates the word man, with coleration with female, she is a feminist, and here is Norm calling her man. Hahaha priceless

    • @martyjehovah
      @martyjehovah 4 роки тому +14

      @@lonewolf3314 lol, she doesn't give a shit what Norm calls her, she's a comic first. And being a pro she knows when Norm's around you've just gotta ride along with him cuz he's controlling the room.

    • @sleepyatlas9066
      @sleepyatlas9066 4 роки тому +3

      @@martyjehovah wow, he controls a room? They make remotes for that now?

    • @redwolf0331
      @redwolf0331 4 роки тому +16

      He gets away with murders because he has O.J.'s lawyers.

  • @johnf.hebert1409
    @johnf.hebert1409 9 років тому +1776

    Without Norm...this is our future people. Those boring wannabe hacks. I welcome climate change.

    • @Mordred86
      @Mordred86 6 років тому +54

      that is why i burn coal in my oven. doing my part, are you?

    • @Synochra
      @Synochra 6 років тому +5

      you know what...yeah. The Republican party doesn't even some that fucking unappealing anymore

    • @rachelhall4808
      @rachelhall4808 6 років тому +1

      John F. Hebert yes! This!

    • @rachelhall4808
      @rachelhall4808 6 років тому +3

      Mordred86 I fart all day in my mid 90’s gas guzzling truck.. I just keep that glorious truck running

    • @harrybarber3255
      @harrybarber3255 6 років тому

      John F. Hebert Jesus Christ Norm still exists, chill out

  • @tsukikrieger8467
    @tsukikrieger8467 Рік тому +43

    Watching young people get uncomfortable with every word Norm says is brilliance

  • @mattutley4592
    @mattutley4592 Рік тому +51

    Norm said that after he appeared on Letterman he realized how the talk show format worked. The host is in on the joke, the audience is in on the joke, and the directors, writers and producers are in on it. The only person who isn't is the "guest". You are the joke and play it in that way (bombing or else wise). This is the perfect example of two hosts who are overmatched and "not in on the joke".

    • @Timlareit
      @Timlareit Рік тому +2

      Kassem is actually a funny ass dude tho who can play off norm well. He’s not a normal douchey award host type guy

    • @Mike-zk5jc
      @Mike-zk5jc Рік тому +1

      @@Timlareit just about nobody is going to be at the top of their game hosting the fucking UA-cam Comedy Awards or whatever Norm's whole bit here is that it sucks and nobody cares

  • @MikeyMuse52
    @MikeyMuse52 5 років тому +88

    Sarah tries to bash Norm. Says.. "You know, you used to do the weekly update(snl skit)" Norm responds - "yeah i know, being here makes me realize I need to be on television again" hahaahah

  • @Hyperslob
    @Hyperslob 2 роки тому +28

    Norm was controlling the entire thing, they thought Norm hosting a show was going to go according to the script😂

  • @tolkus53
    @tolkus53 8 років тому +49

    that girl doesn't know she has no control over it.

  • @_BLACKSTAR_
    @_BLACKSTAR_ 5 років тому +61

    "Orville Redenbacher's fluffer"
    🤣

  • @io3204
    @io3204 Рік тому +26

    When the UA-cam hosts are trying to stay in control and Jeff Ross thanks Norm for having him on LOL

  • @scottholliday5022
    @scottholliday5022 6 років тому +71

    I love he's just wearing a hoodie and sweatpants like he's at home watching a football game

  • @PLATOLOSOPHY
    @PLATOLOSOPHY 4 роки тому +70

    “ive never heard the world collective without Leon Trotsky.” dead

    • @ckiddings1
      @ckiddings1 2 роки тому

      So funny. She plugs Her thing and He comes back with "commie gobbledygook" omg XD

  • @Airlinecuisine
    @Airlinecuisine 4 роки тому +35

    The most underrated line from norm" yeah i know man this whole thing has got me thinking i gotta get fuckin back on TV"

    • @ckiddings1
      @ckiddings1 2 роки тому

      Yeah that's a good one XD "So the internet doesn't really work to make you a big hit?"

  • @TheHangmansJoke
    @TheHangmansJoke 5 років тому +35

    9:13 "She got cut by a fucking sorcerer!" Norm had me crying!

  • @helpAHHHH
    @helpAHHHH 10 років тому +53

    Not only is Norm the funniest on here by far, but no one can even keep up with him.

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 10 років тому +3

      Ofcourse....He's the only apex stand up.....

  • @jordanhartmann1745
    @jordanhartmann1745 8 років тому +105

    norm is like 5 orders of magnitude above these guys' heads

  • @orecoast1
    @orecoast1 8 років тому +171

    Orville Redenbacher's fluffer

  • @ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson
    @ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson 5 років тому +68

    "How do you guys feel in your bodies? Do you feel healthy and strong?" What kind of a question is that??

    • @girlcrazyrockstar
      @girlcrazyrockstar 5 років тому +1

      Really tho

    • @thegoldenhomard8150
      @thegoldenhomard8150 4 роки тому +7

      She's trying to be quirky and cute.Actually without trying she's a boring snooze.

    • @HOBaRT_
      @HOBaRT_ 4 роки тому +2

      They sound like fighting words

  • @jfxdillon
    @jfxdillon 8 місяців тому +43

    This Kassem G fella definitely doesn’t own a doghouse.

    • @STOCKHOLM07
      @STOCKHOLM07 7 місяців тому +8

      Definitely in the Film Actors Guild.

  • @markmontgomery7341
    @markmontgomery7341 8 років тому +375

    that woman is realllllllllly hung up on herself. boring. norm hates them

    • @blahblah1501
      @blahblah1501 5 років тому +34

      Watching her throw her hands up in frustration every time Norm cuts her off is the best part of this video.

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 років тому +2

      Do you feel good in your body?

    • @cold_static
      @cold_static 5 років тому +1

      @Daytona Says What?!
      Does anyone feel good in yours?

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 років тому

      @@cold_static Depends. Why, you want a piece?

    • @cold_static
      @cold_static 5 років тому +7

      @Daytona Says What?! I'm just an old lump of coal trying to find a lady & convince her to let me lie down on top of her.

  • @jthunderstriker
    @jthunderstriker 10 років тому +41

    ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!
    dude thanks for putting in the time to edit out all that shit. this is awesome

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 6 років тому +79

    “You know what I call ‘em? I call ‘em Samberg and the other couple of fellas.”

  • @jimreily7538
    @jimreily7538 Рік тому +39

    7:34 "Acid tongued Arab", hahaha Norm is gold

  • @dustypribor
    @dustypribor Рік тому +26

    "Listen man sorry about bringing up Hitler" kills me every time

  • @MrSirBossmanChief
    @MrSirBossmanChief 10 років тому +44

    "You're like Harry Potter's accountant"