Steven Seagal Movie Driven To Kill Is So Bad Your Mother Will Hate You - Worst Movie Ever
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2022
- The Steven Seagal movie Driven To Kill is by far the worst thing to ever exist. If you even attempt to watch it, your mother will no longer speak with you and your annoying sibling will simply be known as "the good one". This sounds harsh, but it's not. Your mom is right and you owe her an apology.
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lol i fucking love seagall
Hey homie, you ever think of doing a good Seagal movie, like Under Siege, so you can rant the whole time about why we don't get anything like that anymore?
Don't forget the real ones who were here BYP (Before Your Powers) Space Ice. Your Super-Powers being the ability to talk massive shit about Seagal "movies" are getting stronger by the day along with ur subscriber count, just don't forget about the day one's when Nick Fury shows up on ur doorstep 😁
Gosh, dude, why do you hate Seagal so much? You hate him so much that even your love for Van Damme pales in comparison)))))
You are fn hilarious
I just want to point out that the bad guys never actually killed anyone in this movie. They just put one woman in the hospital ... and Seagal went on a total killing spree for that. Even beating up some old man in a pawn shop. It's like by this point Seagal himself has become the very parody that the Mad TV skits did of him.
😂 The skit where they had Keith Carradine and Steven Segal was particularly funny.
6:35 it looks like someone is dead on the floor.
@@londonoverground Didn't even noticed, good catch.
The mom was killed and Steve didn't give a shheeeuut.
Hahaha the bad guys are the good ones
I'm starting to think Seagal is actually the bad guy in all his movies.
Going around murdering everyone. Judge jury and executioner. Guy is a serial killer manic
💯%
I also believe that long ago he became a method actor.
seagal and his personality type in general (a narcissist) ruins all his movies because they're ALL egocentric films.
That's because he always does an audience mind fk the first couple scenes. Hold onto a SCVD action figure to ward it off next time.
It's actually hilarious how he has doubles to play walking scenes. A true KFC heavyweight champion.
🐥
A true Gravy Seal, from Meal Team 6.
@@knowEyeDeer Leave me your address and i'll mail you a medal for that one. Brutal!
@@knowEyeDeerSeal team six hundred pounds
Finally an action hero you can watch and end up feeling better about yourself.
He's the origin Homelander
Lmao, so true.
"Jokes aren't going to save you because Seagal doesn't get them." That's actually very funny!
Steven Seagal doesn't get jokes. He gets revenge.
@@danwest9767 "Revenge is a dish best in slow motion" Stephen Seagal.
@@danwest9767 Well, he'd have to use a gun to get revenge on me because I could easily outrun the fat f**k : )
@@RJLbwb
A dish is best served while sitting in a chair
haha
"The trick is to just not give a fuck."
His whole movie "career."
I was just thinking that 🤣🤣
That's what we can learn from Sensei Seagal. To really not give an f and keep doing what you're doing.
he does give a fuck about his balding 🤣
@@davidjob4909 Tell Wesley he needs to save some money to produce movies, Seagal has been doing it since the 90s, Seagal/Nasso productions rings any bell?
Seagal earned millions for 10 years, whereas this Moctezuma guy calls his ¨career¨ in a despective way... it doesnt matter at all.
The casting agents of all his movies, adhere to that principle.
Seagal throwing a bunch of silverware and kitchen utensils into a plastic bin to make an explosive is truly a crowning example of his superior intellect.
just like the 95% of hollywood action movies.
he is bad as the others, in his own way
If I'm not mistaken, I swear I saw 2 grenades in his seguyvered "bomb"
@@xXWildman89XxI know right? He could have just thrown the grenades instead of going through all of that nonsense 😂
Sifu Seagal putting McGyver in shame
All that to take out one last henchman 😂
"Jokes won't save you, because Segal doesn't get them."
Fucking gold!!
"Bravely assaulted the elderly business owner" had me rolling.
Typical Seagal move...🤣😂👍
Poor busines owner...lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the commentary is damn lit
Cutting back to the poor old guy was genius.
After that he went into strip club
“It’s not clear if he’s a hero or a villain”
*slap*
“We’ll have to keep an eye on him” 😂
LOL
Lmao
💀
Foreshadows the end
Lmao
Seagal's ex-wife's husband: "it's not clear if he's a hero or a villain. We'll have to keep an eye in him". 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I cried laughing when he viciously attacked the pawn shop owner.
Its get funnier the more you think about it.
Me too, me too.
Same, especially that sound he makes at 11:09 lol
@@detnyeriket "Argh... (voice cracks) Ah..."
Like, the fuck he do😂
He impersonated a police officer just to see his injured daughter, which he could have done easily? WHAT!?
Welcome to the wacky world of Seagal movies...
Not to mention impersonating a police officer is a felony! They would have grounds to arrest him on the spot!
it's not like the cops kept the father out and of the house so he'd have to feign entry somehow to make that badge-thing work, nah...that's Seagal for ya
and later kills civilians inside the strip club that had nothing to do with him getting attacked...
@@iansmith5174 do they all look crazy to you!?!
"The victim not being dead would be devastating to their murder case..." Made my day.
At least one line in every video gets me laughing out loud, it makes me crack up no matter times I’ve seen it too.
The fifth element video had me in stiches very time he said lelus name lol
And the video with breen and a character was called “bitch”.. just brilliant
I wish I could "like" this one gazillion times.
“…You shitty fuqing detective”
I CANNOT FUQING BREATHE! Bruh I’m in tears. I had to watch that bit 4 times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀 💀 💀 💀
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"His palm wavering across those last milkshake cups"
OK it's definitely him 😂😂😂
You gotta love that he's always committing more crimes/heinous acts of violence than the "bad guys" and were still expected to believe he's the protagonist of the movie
He's the protagonist by default because everyone else is dead.
Seagal is not the hero we want, but he’s the hero we deserve.
Villain protagonist
@@adamant5906 Geneva convention is just a suggestion to him
@@dragutintheslav-veliki790More like a Check List🤣
"Smooth, Seagal. Smooth... Nevermind, he's a fucking IDIOT"
Gets me every time 😂
"Where did her life go so horribly wrong that she's in a love triangle with these two"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would never want to be roasted by this guy
@@nunufyurbiznis7671 I would.
It'll be hilarious 😂
“I’m a police now” had me crying
I think my favorite part about Seagal is that you can just tell he really believes he is that badass. It's all over his face lol
Yeah I imagine him on set thinking he's blowing everyone's mind away at how awesome and talented he is. I also believe that while playing out these scenes, in his mind, everyone is like sitting there taking notes and carefully studying his moves and what he's saying.
"Can i laugh at your face?"
“But he sends his body double while he takes the elevator” that part took me out 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i lost me shit when he just killed random visitors in this bordell
like the old guy who is just looking for a fun time
😂😂😂😂😂
@@Threat_LvL hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😭😭😭😆😭😭😆
‘Flap those arms, you magnificent bastard’ 🔥🔥🔥
😂😂😂😂 had me cracking forever
I lost it here too. Had to pause for several minutes while laughing.
great line lol
He run like a girl ,I lost all respect to this guy 😅
The way he goes from yelling with an American accent, then immediately goes to a Russian accent is just mind blowing 😂
It’s called acting! Hello! Lol.
"I'm not like you. I'm just a pretender" "Jokes won't save you because segal doesn't get them"
may be the most clever joke across all of your reviews 😂
"The victim not being dead would be devestating to that murder case" had me rolling. I have had surgery today, I am not supposed to laugh, yet I am almost dying of laughter.
The best
Literally dying
Almost definitely
I hope your recovery is going well. Good health to you friend. Also quick, good way to fall asleep is to play Space Ice’s (Steven seagal) playlist 😂😂
Watching Steven Segal movies while on post op painkillers is the best dude lmao. Enjoy!
Not only does he pretend to be a cop in real life, his character pretends to be a cop in Driven to Kill. This meta-level of dedication to cosplay is unmatched
Yet he fails to recognize the huge amount of bullshit and laws broken in this movie - and in his "real life cop" seriess
@@ItsNotaTuhmah sounds like a cop to me not recognizing or caring about the laws they break.
@@rattar7640 For sure a monster with a badge
And this happened right after he's beaten the shit out of a person who begged for mercy for being just a pretender
@@purest_evil lol
Seagal really did that "suddenly", i`m a policeman" thing. He even added "with 20 years of experience" and made a tv show about it.
It's unbelievable that Steven Segal require a stunt double for a scene of him sitting on a chair.
Fun fact, the actress playing the daughter is a year older than the actrees playing her mom.
Segal sometimes aikidos so fast he time travels
😂😂
Id say your shitting me but your probably serious
😊😊
But the mom still looks old. Good makeup i guess.
I like how Segal pretends he is Russian, but as soon as he needs to say more than like 5 words in Russian, he'll just switch to speaking English with a bizarre accent
Poooooooooooootin
He's a Black Russian!
Yep and also how ge panders to each race he meets verbaly by changing how he talks completely
He's not Russian, sir. He's Chinese/Black/Native American/Italian/Russo-Mongolian/Only White Boy that Fingerpicks. Specifics matter!
@@linksbetweendrinks7032 i love when he starts talking to black people and he starts saying things like aight or cuz or fam or blood half the time i expect a watchu talkin bout willis
"We'll have to keep an eye on him..." That line hit me like I was Seagal's ex😂😂
Those parts where Seagal randomly starts to kill innocent people are killing me every time.
You're one funny dude; so funny that your content is completely rewachable multiple times.
It's just like that scene in Monty Python Holy Grail where the rich men exit their mansion and start firing their guns randomly into the sky and eventually killing medieval peasants.
@@Kracov_the_Madman I got to admit that it looks like it would be fun shooting guns willie nillie all liquored up.
There's this scene in My Name Is Bruce where the main character cowardly flees into the woods ahead of fleeing peasants, shooting blindly behind him killing a lot of innocents.
Another pythonesque scene I also hold dear.
Yeah this one is a classic as far as how many people Seagal killed that are totally innocent of everything. The pawn shop owner is probably the worst. It gets funny though that the police investigator can figure out that he wrote a book under a pseudonym but yet can't figure out that Seagal just severely beaten a pawn shop owner and the only item taken is a ring and meanwhile a woman was recently critically injured and had some items taken from her.
@@Dan-di9jd Urban Justice is my favorite "...Because he's required by law to notify his neighbors when he's moving in".
In regard to your remark about the investigator, I guess nowadays reality's more rediculous than Seagal logics: now, the investigator would've acknowledged Seagal's many ethnic heritages and arrest the shopowner (again severely beating him) on multiple charges of racism.
Seagal's 10 second run scene is the most exercise he's seen in the last 20 years.
now if he added the sound-effects from the Six Million Dollar Man when Seagal was 'running' I'd probably die laughing
and that was 30 years ago!
That was a deepfake
And still with the flaling arms.
Spoiler it was a stunt double
“The victim not being dead would be devastating to that murder case” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
This...
100% this
As a tragic aside, I was watching Mike The Cop and some other moron trying to justify the behavior of the Uvalde cops, and they referred to cops going to the house of the grandmother who was shot & called 911 herself as "responding to a homicide".
So, this is actually the way cops are.
Seagal is head to head with Colombo in solving mystirious cases!
@@mikehill1114 which video would that happen to be? I was curious and looked at his channel, but could find no video about Uvalde (though I could certainly see what kind of person I was dealing with, as most videos tend to be about cops “owning” libs, Karens, and politicians…). Curious as to what kind of a sh*tshow that would be
@@jordinagel1184 It's under his community stream, because of course he tried to get people to give him money for justifying cowardly cops.
I forget the name of it, but the date would have been right after uvalde
These videos are a lot of fun but Space Ice does sometimes leave little bits out that explain things- the ex-wife was murdered in the same scene the daughter was attacked, though neither Seagal or Terry ever seem that upset about it.
“If the fire marshal sees this, he’s gonna have your ass.” LMAO
These reviews are absolute genius. The sheer level of work involved is unparalleled. I've watched 8 reviews and I only started watching Space Ice last night.
I will say that Seagal from '88 to the mid-90s was actually really good. The rest of his career though....
Seagal's range is probably his strongest point. Each character is so different from the others that it's hard to even realize they are played by the same man sometimes. What an actor!
the steven seagal method acting
The one consistent point is his impeccable hair styling!
They're not. They're played by around 4 or 5, body doubles
@@shaz2761It takes a village.
I sometimes have to pause the movie and get really close to the screen to even realize it is Seagal.
At 'flap those arms, you magnificent bastard' I had to put my phone down I was laughing so hard. 😂 #Bravo
“How could she know it’s possibly him?” She: reads book) “ok it’s definitely him” 😂
This channel is such a gem 😂
The people in the comments section are also legends. The spirit is awesome, almost like we're some kind of hive mind laughing in unison.
@@skipinkoreaable agree! I literally want to advertise this channel on my social media. Everyone should be aware of this UA-cam Eden 😆
This channel is easily the best thing I’ve encountered in a while
The internet needed it 🤣👍
Mos def. I just found it, i think i know what im being watching the next few days)
Channel is gold!
"First, he's not her killer, because she wasn't killed" I friggin died laughing. XD
" you $h!tty Fing detective!"
I do agree that the victim not being dead would be devastating to that murder case!😂😂😂
Same 😂😂
Same here I had to rewind it after that because I was laughin so hard I missed some . 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Space Ice has a unique voice, which adds a little something extra to his humour.✨
"Jokes aren't going to save you because Seagal DOESN'T GET THEM!" hahahahahaha brilliant
“You know she’s his girlfriend because he’s older than her father”
“This guy wasn’t planning to battle Dr Steven strange seagal”
Man this humor is a rarity😂😂😂😂😂
"The victim not being dead would be devastating for the murder case!"
The chick playing his ex wife/mom is a year younger than the actress playing their daughter.
He wanted everyone to know he can get younger girls so badly... He hired a YOUNGER actress to play the mom. Lol a year younger than the one playing the daughter
@am magnolia my God what a shameless sonofabitch absolute legend
@@ammagnolia Sigma move on his part, gotta say.
@@TheStraightestWhitest aaaaaahahahaha a man of culture here
"After they bravely assaulted the elderly business owner" I laughed so hard I cried!
I been crying all morning, literally! I never laughed so hard since I came across this channel. these videos are freaking hilarious!!!
Seriously, there is literally 0 way the guy would even know it was stolen, plus there is actual protocol in place for just such a situation that pawn shops have to legally adhere by. They have insurance for just such a thing.
What a psychopath. XD
He doesn't even tell the guy it's stolen or even his. He just beats his ass and takes it 😂
@@SpaceIce Because its a Seagal movie
What about that guy just sitting at the bar and gets a spike to the back of the head? Was he a bad guy?
_”Back at the police station he’s being interrogated about the whole killing spree thing.”_ 😂😅
I wish we could force Seagal to sit down and watch this.
@11:07 "Now that they've bravely assaulted the elderly business owner" I'M DEAD, DEAD :))
I just want to point out that this narrator is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs.
lol......Both Space Ice & Segal should have round the clock protection. & all of Space Ice's narrated Segal movies need to be preserved in an air tight doomsday vault for future generations to enjoy.
I strongly agree.
“Flap those arms, you magnificent bastard” literally almost died of laughter
Hear hear !
what he said.
4:00 "It's not clear if he's hero or a villain. We'll have to keep an eye on him." lmao, gets me every time!
It's so stupid haha
"And a passive aggressive dick!" 🤭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey, some women ask for it.
Ok im not the only one watching those several times 😂
''Flap those arms you magnificient bastard!''
''Seagal does some more sprinting..'' while barely managing to jog
😂😂😂
Lol! Your break down of the crime scene and lack of medical care was hilarious. I’m a cop and I was like WTF? Then you just said it out loud!!! Damn your channel is amazing.
It might could be an illusion.
BTW, do you guys randomly fire automatic weapons in the air before going into arrest suspects? I assume the answer is “yes” since Seagal is a veteran cop with a firm grip on reality.
”Wake up my daughter”
Now that is some good writing right there
Didn't wake up through a fire alarm, hallway gun battles, etc. but wakes up to that bs. lol
@@wisdomprepper None of those things are as dangerous as Seagal by your bed while you are unconscious. Her survival istinct kicked in
well wouldnt you agree that we should know its his daughter and not his uncles sister ?
I was crying laughing watching this. The police badge part KILLED me.
Bro he looked mad stupid
"Seagal gets out of it with some quick thinking. Nevermind, HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT!" 😂😂😂
Art imitating life😅
Who doesn't randomly steal police badges
😊❤@@kidnamedfingerreal
Seagals biggest challenge? Naming a movie without “kill” in the title
Or without a preposition in the title
8:08 “And God dammit, wash your face - your pores are disgusting”
I laughed so hard it hurt
Segal deserves some respect. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to launch into a frenzied knife attack against a club full of victims and not get a single drop of blood on yourself? The man is a wizard
yah, we all know that stabbing people multiple times is NOT a sign of a psychotic break, it's a sign of a loving father trying to save his LIVING daugther by taking revenge on the people who didn't murder her by killing them all brutally.
@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Exactly. I'm glad we're on the same page here.
Seagull is playing 4d chess, every1 else is playing checkers. truly an actor of time.
Sir, its very obvious !! Mr. Seagull is a Master of desaster . He could not only bent the light , he could also be faster than light ,so the Einstein Theoretics are clearly wrong. But dont get Mr. Einstein at fault , he did'nt knew Steve Seagull. 😎
Heck, even him just getting up out of a chair is sheer wizardry
Steven seagal is so badass he types with just his thumbs.
That Acer screen co-stars in most of his "movies".
And ... when his hands are over the keyboard at all ... are just randomly hitting the top row F(function) keys. Letters, spacing and grammar are for wussies, f-yeah!
Yeah I caught that, my man can't even be bothered to fake type lol
With just the top row of the keyboard. 🤣
He is super secret Seagul coding. 😮
I love that in the "groundbreaking new novel" Seagal's writing that's nothing but fart sounds, he misspelled his own name three times in two different ways.
He actually runs not down the stairs obviously but still FLAP those arms you magnificent bastard 😂😂
"Flap those arms you magnificent bastard" hit me so hard 🙂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It killed me😂😂
Lmaoo right!?! This channel is amazing.
@@gabrielpetcu5502 dude I'm fucking crying
@@ballsack8937 it's fuckin epic, mate..😂😂😂
In every Seagal movie:
He shoots a 1911
There are strippers
Young women just have to have him
Everyone compliments him
Lmfaoooooooooooooo the holy trinity
Lol
Sounds like a mary sue fanfic.
Ego bigger than his belly believe it or not
And absolutely in no circumstances he gets hurt or looses a fight and never ever dies even as hero.
I was watching this at work and had to stop I was laughing so hard, finished it when I got home. Well done sir!
"The trick is to just not give a fuck".....
Is it just me or does this line perfectly sum up seagals film career?
Never stop doing these.
The torture of going through these Seagal movies tho.
It's called work. The unpleasant stuff that you have to do to achieve your goal. In this case, hilariously lambasting all of Steven Seagal's direct to VOD movies.
Lets us exalt space ice.....he suffers so we may not.....
This man is a humanitarian. Not many can suffer for us all 🙌🏽
I mean would you watch one and comment on it for $5k to $10k? I know I would lol
@@mediocreman2 my comments wouldn't be funny 🤣
This guy really filled a niche that we didn't know we needed until now. Keep it up, man. Your content is amazing.
I thought you were talking about Seagal for a second...
Steven Seagull movies will one day be uncovered by future generations and viewed similarly to how we view Egyptian pyramids and sarcophages. A total representation of contemporary human civilization.
They'll be so confused they'll have to explain them away as 'ritual items' as it's the only rational explanation for the incoherent nonsense :)
"Magic gun that fires before even loaded" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
The funny thing about this movie is that the actress that portrayed the mother is younger than the actress that portrayed the daughter.
Ok, now that's some pretty hilarious trivia!
Makes sense. In a Steven Seagal kinda way.
This is probably the 50th Steven Seagal's movie to get "Worst Movie Ever" award. Incredible
They’re all the worst 😂
The perfect summary of Segall’s whole ass career: “The trick was just to not give a fuck.” 😂😂😂
"There's no way he's going to make up these stairs, but Seagal out smarts them and sends his body double" - Genius!!!
You can tell Steven Seagal absolutely believes, for real, that he is completely irresistible to every last woman on the planet
The way he was typing on the keyboard made me laugh so hard. He's not even pressing any buttons with his left hand but his right hand is just pressing buttons I think some of the F buttons at the top too.
Been binge watching your entire channel.
I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
Appreciate your take and your channel brother.
Same. I had never even seen half these movies lol
That's how funny it is
I agree.
Me too. I'm watching 2-3 a day.
Same. Only just discovered this channel last week. The Seagal vids especially crack me up.
@@Treebsquire 💯💯💯
I have a theory that if you take all of Seagal's lines from this movie or any of his movies for that matter and apply to another one of his movie, the story would still more or less be the same because there's always a strip club, corrupt cop/ fbi or dea involved, Seagal has a young hot wife or girfriend, he mumbles all his words, uses body double in half his fights and slap fights his enemies.
And he's always the ex special forces who had to leave because of the traitors inside the agency.
It do be like that
@@flagflow1232 the enemies within'? Damn, Seagal was really that obnoxious with those cliches...
@@flagflow1232 LOL, and he never really wants to talk about that.
You forgot and sometimes wields rubber sword
In the first scene Space Ice draws attention to the idiotic, almost childlike double-standard hypocrisy of downplaying the "Metal Spike Roulette" after his female friend says it's her favorite part in his book.
What I didn't notice until now is if you pause this clip at 1:42, you will notice not only is it a favored part of the book, it's actually the name of the effing book.
Tuesday, May 16. The day my life changed. Forever.
Good catch
I was in a bad car accident on Tuesday, 16 May 1978. A friend said I looked like I tried to stop a truck with my face. There were no air bags in my 1974 Toyota Celica GT.
Lmao, that’s amazing.
Back again because you make Seagal movies good! 😂
Seagull suddenly deciding "I'm a police , now" is actually the most believable thing in the whole movie.
Totally a Seagull move!
the dancing is 100%.
He was a law enforcement officer in Louisiana.
Seagull?????? 😅🤣😂
Didn't Seagull literally do that, one time? Wasn't there like a show or something where he tried to become a law enforcement officer?
@@deaddan2148 He sure did.
Watching him attempt to look like he understands how to use a keyboard should be a federally recognized form of torture.
Ikr, it's beyond pitiful
His book goes like this:
Iiuiqppwiiiroo owueiieoowoowoororuuworoowo8288477399ksjiwijdoe.
Fr he hits only the top lol
Assaulting the pawn shop owner is freaking gold😂😂😂😂😂
"We'll have to keep an eye on him."
“If the killer finds out! FIRST…He’s not her killer, because she wasn’t killed” 😂
Is it possible, Seagal is secretly creating comedy movies?
And we need space ice to explain the comedy for us to laugh... 😂
Possibly. Maybe these movies he made were hinting towards bland comedy or did haphazardly thinking the viewers will never notice. I only watched 3 minutes of a segal movie, ever, and never again because of lameness and repetition/ imitation of other killing/ destructive movie's in the same age era. That type of stuff wasn't really entertaining to me. It's just hilarious how Space Ice explains these and other movies I never watched.
comedy movies, possibly, but secretly, no.
Only people who are genuinely self-oblivious beyond measure can make stuff this ironically funny.
I love how much dedication you have to these take downs.. You're the best!
Did he say “sounds like gay marriage.” At 15:11 ? 😂 wtf
Two things i have learned from this series.
1. Seagal ALWAYS uses a body double for any scene that involves going up, Or down, any stairs at all.
2. Anytime the plotless movie is totally out of ways to move forward, Strip club scene. every time without fail.
What a Cinematic treasure this asshole is. Lmao I love these
3. Beat the shit out or kill the civilian for no reason, because fuck it, his blood lust is too strong
4. Even walking is too hard for this guy and use a body double to walk believe it or not.
We can probably list the Seagull trope ever in all of his movies lol.
@@hatsoff4524 5. Every woman seems to be attracted to that tub of lard
no Segal action Comedy is complete without a strip club scene or two.
Seagal is king of body doubles.😂
Segal is a lazy blob
My son and I have been having so much fun watching your Seagal movie teardowns. Each one is a guaranteed gut buster. I'd subscribe multiple times if I could.
"Flap those arms you magnificent bastard" 😂😂😂😂😂 it gets me every time
Dude, you're killing almost as many people as Seagal with these lines 😂😂😂
Legend 😭🤣🤣🤣
Bro, you are an absolute legend. Funniest channel Ive seen in years... Just a matter of time before your gold mine of hilarity is discovered by the rest of the world, and we can all come together in the common cause of laughing at how horrible and stupid Segal is. This may lead to world peace.
Yes, Space Ice is awesome. Let's hope his mom forgives him for watching this movie.
I think this channel is going to blow up very soon
I got scared that he quit. I bought a revolver and 1 bullet. Then he drops this vid....whew 😥
This is how i imagine the 'audio\visual description' of films on streaming services should be.....
So true. This man deserves way way more subs.
“Flap those arms, you magnificent bastard!”
Just discovered you. I think helping Seagal making a complete fool of himself is the reason you were born ! Love your dissecting method. You make me laugh every time, and I don't laugh that easily. Bravo dude !
I don’t know why you choose to watch and review these films but damn I’m glad you do, I’m in tears.
Because it is fucking hilarious. Why would he review movies that have already a million reviews ?
One thing I've noticed is that "The awesome all great seagal" is always calling people "bitch" in his movies LMFAO 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
i just found your channel. It is the laugh i needed.
The actresses who never landed a role in a Seagal film are the ones who turned down the "Seagal Casting Couch." Which means, the actresses you see in his movies REALLY earned the part. 🤮
That's exactly what I figured.
I doubt that's true and it's unfair to talk that way about them, but it's true that he tried it with every one of these unfortunate people. He doesn't have the star power anymore to kick actresses out of the movie when they refuse him. He used to be able to. Just cut their scenes. It's insane he's still allowed to traipse around the world like a clown, in Russia or wherever. Everyone knows he assaulted a teenage girl in the 90s and went on to do the same to many women and girls.
@@Maialeen why isn’t it fair for them to say they did that, but not for you to say the truth is he tried with everyone of these people. Both are speculations. Evidence that he has done that before, is not evidence that he tried every time with every girl. Same as evidence that women have done it before, is not evidence that every woman has done that. If you want to play fair, then play fair consistently.
There have been multiple multiple women that have come forward and said when you work with Seagal one of the woman's other duties would include an "Aikido massage" and if the woman didn't know how to give one then he would give the woman one so that she could then give him one. He is a horrible person.
@@SetarcosDrol And that horribleness of Seagal really does boil over into his movies
“Wash your face your pores are disgusting “! Comedy gold💀😂
Is it just me? Or is watching this guy tear 10 shades of shit out of Seagal more entertaining than Seagal's movies??
pretending to be a cop, just like in real life