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As a healthcare worker, seeing him drinking out of that was traumatizing
I thought nurses do that as a prank, putting drinks in new urine sample cups
@@aguinayajolly6565 not in my hospital 🤣
@@PeachBlossomMC sorry, I always thought those cups can also be use as drinking cup when I went to a hospital for a medical checkup because it's required for college students I saw a nurse use one of those cups to drink water
Yes it is 😮
Gag!!
The fact that it was cold and it smelled good gave it away
Do you regularly smell test urine samples? Feel like that's a terrible idea 😂
Sadly, a whiff is inevitable. Apple juice also has a strong smell.
@@HeatherWarner97sometimes it’s impossible NOT to smell urine samples, lol… I’ve had to collect a fair number of very odoriferous urine samples in my career!!!
@@HeatherWarner97 Urine odor is part of the assessment, usually malodorous one can be indicative of infection, and sweet smelling one can be indicative of diabetes and high blood sugar.
@@HeatherWarner97 That's nothing, diabetes used to be diagnosed by tasting it.
My favorite response to a falsified urine sample is, "Congratulations Mr. Rickett! You're pregnant!"
Best reply ever
funny reply
My first thought was, "That "urine" is awfully red..." 😂
Hahaha. 😂
Urine does sometimes look like that though if a pt is super dehydrated or has kidney disease (acute or chronic). Sometimes it can also look red because of blood from the insertion (especially for male patients with enlarged prostates).
@ada5851 that was my exact thought actually...I've been through the system, I've had to pee in cups thanks to kidney disease. I suspected it was apple juice from the start
Green tea would be better.
@@edwardcornell1263 lol
I'll never forget being 7, in the hospital for possible appendicitis, gave a urine sample, and later a nurse happily comes in to let me know I was pregnant. She looks down at me, I look up at her, she said something my mom explained was "a naughty word," and that nurse rushed out to find the patient whose results got mixed up with mine and might be about to go into surgery.
My appendix didn't rupture, but it came really darn close. I was told that, if not for the test result mix-up, they probably would have removed it "just to be safe." However, by the time they got things sorted out, the inflammation was down and it was clear that I was going to be okay. It just got inflamed after a really bad fight at school and some internal injuries.
That must've been some punch to the gut. Did whoever do that to you get into MMA or something?
Similar experience except the other woman had had a stroke which I didn’t have! They kept telling me yes you did, you just don’t remember! I kept saying NO… I DIDN’T! Finally doctor comes in and says - oh no, we had you both mixed up… you’re fine! Duh!
Just one more reason I hate going to doctor or ER!
We don't really give AF if you do drugs and you won't get in trouble. We just want to figure out what is going on and make sure you survive.
You won't get in trouble but they sure the fuck will judge you and treat you like absolute shit.
One caveat, though, CBD and / or THC result will make it difficult to find a psychiatrist willing to add you to their patient roster. Nevermind the fact that most of the psych. Dr.'s personally use it instead of pharmaceutical meds. It's ironic, to say the least, with a touch of hypocritical. Just a heads up for anyone wondering.
@@silkenariaso glad I was established with my mental health providers before I started smoking weed. That being said, my psych doctor got me kicked off of pain management because he said I was drug seeking. I'd been on pain management for 10 years with no problems and dude "diagnosed" me in under five minutes. Awesome. 😒 😒 😒
@@phionella7and doctors will wonder “hey why will no one be honest with us”
@@Jynx1927 exactly! Take care 😊
Austin growing up and being like his co-workers 🥹
I know. 😢 He's not innocent anymore. 😊
There's a joke about an older gentleman who was in hospital and wasn't too happy about it. In the morning, he was given a urine sample container and his breakfast included a glass of apple juice. You know where the juice went. When the nurse came in to collect the specimen she looked at it and said it seemed cloudy. He took the container from her, downed the contents, and said maybe he could filter it better the second time around 😂
😂
Sadly, my dad's urine was darker than that when he had a UTI. He died a week later from sepsis as they didn't put a proper catheter in that went past his enlarged prostate. So the UTI backed up into his kidneys and infected his blood stream.
That's horrible. I'm sorry for your loss.
So sorry for the loss of your dad
I'm so sorry. My Aunt had UTI sepsis once. She survived that one, but not later things.
Very sorry honey
Shit, that's awful!
Sorry for your loss.
One time, when I was hospitalized, a clean, unused urine sample bottle was left in the room. I took it, washed it out, and used it to store candies at my desk. Had no problems with co-workers swiping them 😂
No need to wash.
Already cleaner than any 'washed ' item. Sterile 😂
@@helentee9863 Some collection bottles have preservative.
I would absolutely do that. 😂 😂 😂
@@helentee9863definitely cleaner than most anything else. 🤣
@@helentee9863 Some bottles have preservative
*don't lie to medical staff lil bro*
That pee looked like apple cider 😭😭
No it doesn't it looks like apple juice.
When I was in first grade, I brought a clear bottle of apple juice with me. I was drinking it in class when I caught this girl staring at me wide-eyed. I looked at her and said very loudly “It’s apple juice!” And she was very relieved. Not sure why she thought I’d bring piss to school for lunch, but there you go.
reminds me of the time I had a water bottle at school that you couldn't see through that I always kept full of gatorade instead of water. when no one else was in the room, I let a classmate of mine have some and he flipped out cause he assumed it was water and so wasn't expecting it to have a taste. he literally asked me "tf is this, urine?" and to this day I have no idea why he would have assumed I was drinking piss in class all day every day instead of Literally Anything Else.
I had lemon water in a water bottle. Why is there always that one person who thinks it's piss?!
The look on Ben's face, you know he was remembering back to the time he and Rich pulled the apple juice in the urine bottle prank on Austin. 🤣🤣🤣
I love Austin. He gets what he needs without being mean.
Lmao this reminds me of this time my son asked how doctors know you have sugar or protein in your pee I told him “that’s y it’s called a sample they sample it like a wine tasting” 😂😂😂😂
That’s actually how they would test for diabetes up until the 20th century.
Back in the day they DID used to do that 😬
I am SO thankful to be a nurse in the modern world.
@@ferretyluvYes! That’s what I was going to say!
"How did you know it was apple juice?"
(sips) "I didn't."
I love Austin's mom vibes.
Also urine isn't quite that dark unless the patient is severely dehydrated in which case, the patient still needs emergency treatments.
And probably wouldn’t be peeing for you.
Austin too pure to prank Ben lol...
I once filled one of my old medicine bottled with smarties (American kind) and was just slinging it back.
Nearly gave my parents a heart attack lol
I thought that he was going to say the patient was pregnant. 🤷🏼♀️
One of the reasons I never drank apple juice……I worked in a hospital lab.
“Want some it’s really tasty” got me on the floor crying
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I used to work at a methadone clinic, and we regularly had to drug test our patients. For a while we had a thermometer to check urine samples to see how warm they were because some people were either diluting it via the toilet/sink or bringing a clean sample from either themselves or someone else. Before that they could tell by touch if it was diluted.
I just watched a court case where the cups at the testing center had built-in thermometers.
@@mrjones2721 Yup, that is what the black strip is on urine sample cups. It will show a green dot if the temperature is in the right range. Synthetic urine comes with the same black strip on it, so you know when it is the right temperature to fake your urine sample. You can use those hand warmers pouches to heat it up to the right temperature.
The ones the clinic uses for our random drug tests have built in temperature strips.
On my 3rd trip to the ER in Aug 3rd trip because the first 2 they misdiagnosed me and they finally took a sample of urine on my 3rd trip because I guess I looked like I was heading towards the light when the Dr looked at it I heard him ask the male nurse that had to push me to the bathroom because I could not walk at this point Dr says this is her urine the male nurse said yeah I guess unless she has got something hidden somewhere I spoke up and aked what the problem was the ER doc says if this is your urine there is something very wrong with you...I just looked at him and said thats what I have been saying 2Xs now. I said you want some more IDC at this point if its a male or female you can watch me pee.....and then I was a resident at the hospital for 7 very long long days.
OMG 🤯😳. I'm so glad they clued in and got you sorted out. 💙💚💜
@@janesekillebrew8774thank you 😊 I just wished the would have listened to me if they would have I don't think the ulcer would have gotten as bad as it did.
😂😂😂 the audacity
...now I want apple juice.
Austin is so ADORABLE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never lie to your plumber or ER Tech. Love you Austin.
THIS IS WHY I REFUSE TO DRINK APPLE JUICE IN THE HOSPITAL
Oh god. I know it was apple juice but still, seeing him drink from that- 🤢
New way to test urine….lol
He's learning
Austin's dissapointed, "Mr. Rickett.." cracked me up
I love Austin! He’s too funny!
I'm with Ben on this one. 🤣
As someone who former job was performing these tests, that gentleman is fortunate he’s in the hospital, he got off easy.
I love Austin's and Ben's arc 😂
😂😂🤣🤣Sugar up buttercup 🙌
I can't believe Austin pulled a prank.
Patient proceeded to add urine to apple juice.
THIS really, truly, rendered me speechless-- in a fun way😂
Same reason why babies like breastmilk. Comes out at the perfect temp.
You are just the BEST!!
The MLS in me: tHe SPecIFic gRavITy
So glad to see that you are posting videos again, and not just shorts! =)
Knew someone who worked in A&E (ER outside UK), a young female patient attended with a friend complaining of abdominal pain. Naturally a urine sample was requested. She was given a pot to pee in, went away and came back with her pot. The sample looked very clear, too clear to be exact… she’d filled the pot with tap water… After a grilling from a nurse about wasting time etc, turns out they’d done it to see what happens if they give a fake sample… 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ basically they spent two hours in an emergency department just to see what would happen if they gave a fake urine sample.. yep…🤷🏼♀️
This gives me ideas the next time I'm at the ER ...
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Not a medical worker but I have given many urine samples over the years. And the fact that he thought that the nurse wouldn’t notice that the sample was cold is hilarious. I hope this wasn’t a true story but knowing Steve it probably was.
Thought for sure test would show Mr Rickett was pregnant.
Congratulations 🎉😂😂
Dr Murphy!!! Dr Murphy! Genius vision mode activated!
So excited to see Steve in March, got my tickets today for the Detroit show!
And if the test results are he’s pregnant, you know it wasn’t his
He should have used vending machine chicken broth. 😉
Drinking from the cup 😅
I couldn't drink apple juice out of a urine cup even if I poured it myself and broke the seal on the cup. Yuck. The association is just too strong. (Retired lab tech)
POV the doctor the second I give him my urine sample 1:08
I would have drank out of the specimen cup too. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotta a cup of warm water for a pregnancy test before depo🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣
2 gingerales in a graduated cylinder.
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Rich: "Good catch."
Me: "Clean catch! 0u0"
Second urine sample....
"sir, we have to go to the delivery room right now ! "
- what ? why ?
"you're going into labour ! "
- ummm.....
🤣🤣🤣
My sister did that because she didn't want anyone looking at her urine. She put water in it instead. Mind you, she was 8.
I knew it was due to the temperature
Geez, that was disturbing lol
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When I worked in a variety of Healthcare facilities, it ALWAYS boggled my brain that the male patients had to be reminded to take their urinals off their meal trays before eating. OR, they would place full urinals on their trays after eating. No matter how often we made rounds, we would empty them and they would fill them up again. The male patients never understood why we didn't want their urinals around the table they would use for meals.
I remember one of the borscht belt comedians (maybe Sam Levenson?) joked about how the nurses were so annoying during a hospital stay that he poured his breakfast apple juice into the empty sample cup and made sure the nurse saw him drink from it when they came back into the room... LOL
Omg! Ummm,apple juice….😂😂😂
The doctor after I pee in the little cup:
(btw IM DRINKING APPLE JUICE RIGHT NOW)
Yeah i figured it was ice cold 😂 people who try to be sketchy don’t often have brains
To be fair I do the sippy thing even when it’s not apple juice
I’ve heard of parents who make their kids do the urine sample for them…
I was working with an outpatient psych program and all new patients had to do a UDS. A non medical staff member put some liquid air freshener in the bathroom. The patient came out with his sample and we sent it to the lab. They said when they opened the cup the room filled with the smell of flowers. The patient poured the air deodorizer into the cup and submitted it. Needless to say he was denied admission.
I was in a PHP psych program, and we had to do drug tests. One kid's brain was so insanely eroded by drugs that he put cold tap water in the sample cup and genuinely thought it would work. He never came back, im assuming he was sent to a drug-specific program for teenagers.
You would also be able to smell the sweetness when opening it. And I don't recall fresh urine being sticky either.
A place i work had wizz quizz cups that had a temp gauge strip on the side of the cup. And they put blue dye in the toilet water.
No cheating.
Lol also, there shouldn't be any foam at the top🤣😂
Proteinuria causes foamy urine. It's a sign of kidney disease.😉
I still don't think I would have drank in that cuz who knows if Mr Ricketts had drinking out of the apple juice beforehand himself so you're getting his backwash
You should come to Cincinnati Ohio!!!!
We were out of styrofoam cups one time on the ward and one of the guys was desperate so he grabbed a urinal and put some juice in it. Let's just say our nurse supervisor was not impressed and a little perturbed when he saw that.
when i was a kid i used my glucose meter to run a test on an apple.. i was disappointed how low the result was actually (i presume most of the sugar in an apple is actually in the form of sucrose and doesn't register on the strips i used)
Ice cold will give it way every time 😂
🤣🤣🤣 not bad yium!
Here's some dark thought...what if the patient just mixed it with a large amount of juice...😑
Patient: That checks out. I'm currently hypothermic and am severely diabetic.
Doctor:...
Patient: You drank it thinking I swapped it out with apple juice didn't you...
Ben is my favorite character!
Great characters all!
Maybe add some to meat/vegetables meal here lol
And poo comes out warm as well. Body temperature that is
relatable
I threw up a little in my mouth. 🤢🤮... --- lol 🤣😆🤣😁✨ OMG too funny 🤣❤
I had a patiënt a few weeks ago who handed me a cup of warm apple juice from his bedside table. It was litterally the exact opposite😅😂
dead ass I put it on my life , I was in drug court when I was younger 😂 admittedly I was using other peoples clean urine . Everyone would do it for each other if they messed up 🤷🏻♂️
Well one day I get there , they’re about to close in like 12 minutes and nobody was there besides me and like 3 other people and there was no time to let them drink and have to pee again 🤣
I went next door to the dollar store , looked around (this was a good one they had drug test , pipes , all types of crap , I was thinking fake Urine .
Well all I saw was a pallet of warm bottles of Apple juice 🧃.
I grabbed one and bought it and they’re like “umm there’s cold ones “
I’m like naw I’m good .
I filled my UA cup , went into the building and swapped the cup and hid the empty one they handed me in my boxers ( then I’d fill that one up next time rinse and repeat)
But I thought I was fuck3d 😂
I’m thinking it’ll pop for alcohol cuz the sugar and heat it might ferment.
Well the following week I was in court and they went over the lab results and all my test passed including the apple juice one 😂
I couldn’t believe it everyone at drug court was dying laughing
i remember how i had to give a urine sample
my poor drinking habits (too much dr. pepper and not enough water) caused my urine to look exactly like the apple juice
except it was urine and not apple juice
I don't know whether it's funny or sad but I've had that exact thing happen twice. And I don't normally work in the ED. I just get floated there to help once or twice a year. But yes, "urine" sample was quite cold and the exact color of the apple juice I gave them not 5 minutes earlier.