“You can blow me right off again, leaving nothing but a lifetime of hurt with a heart of stone, and it’s cool because you know that torture won’t even be the biggest beating I’ve had to take on today.” - Unnamed Frying Pan Announcer
What a great offer! I've always wanted a 1-piece (wiece) where I can cook the perfect sphere and commit a little arson, while in the end serving nothing and funding the narrator's inevitable therapy sessions.
I was _so delighted_ when she stopped the show to quote Jon Arbuckle, and while I was in a fit of laughter you came in with the _sphere from outside in_ and I just had to sit there and _gape._
Letting the days go by, It's right there in black and white! Letting the days go by, Clear as crystal, you get _nothing,_ Into the blue again, You get nothing, you _lose!_ Once in a lifetime, You lose! Good day sir! Same as it ever was.
@@MGSVxBreakpoint But what does "Ov" do? I think it should be called an "Ovver" (yes, with two "V's") as that's what it does: it "ovs" food in or out; one or the _ovver._
Apparently it’s a reference to a song called Skillet’s Gonna Fry by Fay Simmons? I cannot confirm because the song is absolutely not available in my area
0:14 - Talking Heads' "Once in a Lifetime" followed by TMBG's "Particle Man..." Completely unexpected, but I should know by now to expect the unexpected in a DaThings video!
I’m so glad that they made a nice middle sized pan that’s right in that niche cooking size between 95” and 4”. Perfect. Also I love the return of the Everybody Loves Raymond theme
This video feels like the lovechild of cs188 and noisepuppet... and it’s goddamn amazing. DaThings, your YTPs have only gotten progressively more insane and beautiful as time goes on... keep it up!
Just wanna point out that the ticker joke at 0:24 -- "90 days same as cash? That's units of time you nincompoop!" -- is so funny in such a wholesome way and I love it.
They don't feel like commercials anymore, it feels like they're having their own conversation and I'm eavesdropping but I have absolutely no context for the topic.
My god. I literally can't describe how happy your YTPs make me. Every time I watch one I am amazed at the word mixing and the audio perfection. You're just a master. You clearly have been watching YTPs for your whole life. You know what makes them funny. Thank you for your content.
The "You can blow me right off" part took me out and I haven't stopped laughing about it since. You make such good YTPs thank you enhancing my life with your videos.
That Headstrong part reminded me of poop Noisepuppet did (Down with the Kitchenator) where he sentence mixed Down With the Sickness. Great poop,DaThings.
Once in a Knifetime is one of my favorite videos from you, so it's nice that it got a sequel. :) Also Even FlolF is one of my favorite song from Pearl JaJ, so that's nice.
I like watching these when you first post them, and then again later after captions have been written for them. It’s fun seeing how the voice distortions get transcribed.
I think the best part of your ytps is all the tiny details you sneak in to places most people probably wouldnt even think to check. infinitely rewatchable, theres always something new to find
Whoa, what?!
It’s… um, another shark!
@@useless4692
Aw, I wanted cake.
Please and thank you!
Ah you never heard of the hit TV show Fof in Fiof?
@@1aundulxaldin
The cake is a lie
The sentence mixing on the "why do they call it oven" bit was top shelf.
That kinda murdered me
My thoughts exactly
It's not top shelf. It's oven.
My favorite bit was 2:18
I KNOW IT WAS PERFECT
“You can blow me right off again, leaving nothing but a lifetime of hurt with a heart of stone, and it’s cool because you know that torture won’t even be the biggest beating I’ve had to take on today.” - Unnamed Frying Pan Announcer
This announcer should be brothers with that one Wow It's Made narrators
Some part of me is really feeling something both hilarious and terrifying from having hear that. Not sure how to react outside of cracking up.
Why do i relate to this on a personal level ;-;
Pain down to it's essence
No way that's not a song lyric...
The 0 year warranty is the only way to ward off scam callers who have been trying to reach you regarding your pan's extended warranty
😂😂 This is such an awesome comment!
plot twist: 0 year but 1 century warranty
I dunno - I've never even owned a car and they still keep trying to contact me about its warranty,
No warranty, ever. That's a guarantee.
@@Feraligono Just get a car with no warranty. Works for me.
What a great offer! I've always wanted a 1-piece (wiece) where I can cook the perfect sphere and commit a little arson, while in the end serving nothing and funding the narrator's inevitable therapy sessions.
Always great seeing my 2 favorite poop artists together.
Cees!
Fire Force Reference returns! I know this pan also inspired by the Lifetime TV Show FOF in FIOF. Amazing!
But can this pan turn a sphere into a rubber band?
Cs188 in the house!
I absolutely cannot believe that you managed to fit the entirety of why do they call it oven into a single scene
Not to mention the only part anyone remembers of Headstrong
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
DaThings has a lot of trademark jokes, but my favorite is sentencing mixing someone to say "What?" After someone says something inane.
the density of jokes is off the charts, just unbelievable
think about the VALUE... and the USAGE...
I was _so delighted_ when she stopped the show to quote Jon Arbuckle, and while I was in a fit of laughter you came in with the _sphere from outside in_ and I just had to sit there and _gape._
The Headstrong & Garfield references completely caught me off guard! Brilliant as always👌
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful oven!"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful frying pan!"
Letting the days go by,
It's right there in black and white!
Letting the days go by,
Clear as crystal, you get _nothing,_
Into the blue again,
You get nothing, you _lose!_
Once in a lifetime,
You lose! Good day sir!
Same as it ever was.
You're right Jon, why DO they call it oven when you ov-IN the cold food ov-out hot eat the food?
They should just call it an Ov from now on.
Whatever
@@MGSVxBreakpoint But what does "Ov" do? I think it should be called an "Ovver" (yes, with two "V's") as that's what it does: it "ovs" food in or out; one or the _ovver._
@@Armameteus We need to involve the etymological community in this. The world MUST KNOW that ‘oven‘ was a misnomer ALL ALONG!
@@MGSVxBreakpoint
include the entomology
You even prefaced the copypasta with “Hold Up” i CAN’T
I really appreciate your attention to detail. All of your graphics, down to the HSN product infobox look extremely real it's scary! 🤣
That's a Shark... Whoa, What? Well Now It's... Um... Another Shark?
That headstrong reference came out of nowhere. DaThings out here once again showing why she is the best YTPer ever.
Trapt used to go so hard
2:18 And the award for "Rawest Line in a YTP" goes to
Apparently it’s a reference to a song called Skillet’s Gonna Fry by Fay Simmons? I cannot confirm because the song is absolutely not available in my area
The timing of the little “um”s in their speech is so so so good it makes me feel like i’m listening to a little kid describing their dream
0:14 - Talking Heads' "Once in a Lifetime" followed by TMBG's "Particle Man..." Completely unexpected, but I should know by now to expect the unexpected in a DaThings video!
1:39 I think she ofed in the hot of out the cold food eating the hot food in the pan a *liiiiittle* too much...
1:30 the gods when they saw prometheus snooping as usual
I see
Who else is enjoying this along with a whiskey bisquey steak?
I’m so glad that they made a nice middle sized pan that’s right in that niche cooking size between 95” and 4”. Perfect.
Also I love the return of the Everybody Loves Raymond theme
95" is too much. I'd rather have a pan between 175"-300" or bigger.
i like my pans like USA likes their women. 4000" wide or bigger
Hey I’ll have you know a 4” cooking pan is perfectly average!
With the Even Flowolf, you bounce it up and down...
Absleuthly
I just commented earlier and I'm still laughing about the headstrong joke It's just perfect. I love how you didn't use the actual song at all. Bravo
This video feels like the lovechild of cs188 and noisepuppet... and it’s goddamn amazing. DaThings, your YTPs have only gotten progressively more insane and beautiful as time goes on... keep it up!
This YTP left me feeling headstrong and ready to take on anyone
26 pans for $95 is a reasonable price. $95.02 however is WAY over the top!
"That my little pony joke was a bit over the top"
Btw it retails for $7.01
@@fogdiver2989 Sayitagain?
@@JoeEsanderson SEVEN O ONe
"this is perfect for you for your arson" sold. get me a full set immediately
Just wanna point out that the ticker joke at 0:24 -- "90 days same as cash? That's units of time you nincompoop!" -- is so funny in such a wholesome way and I love it.
"Because you know that torture won't even be the biggest beating I've had to take on today." 😂
I thank Neil Cicireiga for letting me understand that credits joke.
It is not going to stop, it is not a fad
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That's right.
They don't feel like commercials anymore, it feels like they're having their own conversation and I'm eavesdropping but I have absolutely no context for the topic.
I felt that "You get NOTHING!" clip coming, and I was not disappointed. :D
And these have a GRAPE on them aswell.
Top tier stuff
Plus they have a 0 year warranty!
Amazing!
Remember kids:
If you want it BLAAL, you get it BLAAL.
I completely lost it when it broke out Head Strong. 🤣
The funniest thing, out of all of this, was "whiskey biskey"
Careful not to DAVID BURN your food ha ha I'll show myself out
I cringed to Hide the Pain, Harold.
Good one
I always thought this is what being pansexual meant...
Also, the TF2 pan hit sounds at the beginning brought back such good memories.
I've got to say that your ceaseless attention to detail makes it a joy to rewatch and notice something I missed previously.
"A little bit of spinach"
*puts in a whole garden's worth of spinach*
2:11 now now, be fair; within mere seconds of cooking, that amount of Spinach will in fact have become exactly two (2) shrivelled up leaves
As a panromantic, this is the hottest YTP I've ever seen.
This is my favorite comment
As a pansexual same thing
Never thought I'd see a "How to turn a sphere inside out" reference, but there it is @1:48
"Incredible reference!"
*OUTSIDE IN*
“Amazing!”
This is honestly some of your best work. "Headstrong to take on anyone..." LOLCOPTER
"You want it blal? You get it BLAL" this killed me 😂😂
"It's not 4 inches, that's too small." Funny, that's exactly what my ex-girlfriend said.
My ex said mine was too big because its 95 inches.
Im inclined to agree. I should get that checked out... Probably.
I scanned and got scammed, 10/10
I was expecting a Talking Heads reference when I saw the name of this YTP, and I wasn't disappointed 😤👍💗
1:09 me in high school, trying to compliment my crush
These are getting both more '08-'09 manic while still being witty, and I am here for it!
"This is 35x in a lifetime pan. Inspired by the tv show FOF IN FIOF."
Wait a minute! 😂
That opening is so underrated. What an insane sales pitch: hey your pan can't cook if it is completely demolished. How about a new pan?
This video is not sponsored by FOF in FIOF™
ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
The sequel is here!
Love the Trapt reference. (Please note, that does not mean I love Trapt)
0 year warranty
There are no atheists in pan-demics.
as the CEO of FOF, i declare that this video is sponsored by FOF
Holy shot, headstrong and the oven joke? A wordsmith
I like the idea of someone selling me a pan and destroying my pan so his pan looks companison.
"A little bit of spinach" [destroys dish with spinach]
[arin hanson voice] "I WANT LIKE FIVE OTHER THINGS!!"
You can't just fill it up with spinach and think that's all it's gonna be!!
SSSPPPIINNN AAACCHHHH
*M O A R*
The Garfield oven comic joke got me! I haven't seen that in years!
1:39 I immediately realized what you were doing when she said "why do they call" and I'm dying
Why *do* they call it oven?
My god. I literally can't describe how happy your YTPs make me. Every time I watch one I am amazed at the word mixing and the audio perfection.
You're just a master. You clearly have been watching YTPs for your whole life. You know what makes them funny. Thank you for your content.
The "You can blow me right off" part took me out and I haven't stopped laughing about it since. You make such good YTPs thank you enhancing my life with your videos.
That shark is one of the most adorable things I've seen in a while.
This is a once in a twicetime YTP (UA-cam Pan)
Was just thinking about you and our past YTP adventures today, DaThings, and what do I find in my feed? Fof in Fiof. I love it!
Finally, a good sized pan at 4
The 300mb bit at the end is just the cherry on top :)
goddamn Even FlolF threw me into a 10 minute laughing fit
Thoughts arrive like butterflilf
i have no idea why but the rapid tf2 pan sounds into "no it can't" fucking destroyed me
Trapt reference sidelined my inner child
I’m so glad to know that when he says non-stick, he means non-stick. I was a little worried for a moment there
Ah yes, whisky bisky steak, my favorite
Thank you Ellie
This vid is an underrated gem
I've watched it so many times
"Leaving a lifetime of heart with a heart of stone"
Damn that's good editing
I lost it 5 times at the Talking Heads part. Had to start it over each time because I was laughing so hard.
was not expecting the Jon oven bit
Oh yeah, a sequel of my favorite YTP you ever made
The beauty of your infomercial YTPs is that there's just too much crammed in there to catch in one viewing!
The Headstrong bit near the start made me laugh more than it should.
These pans have a grape on them? Amazing! I wasn't sure if I should buy a set before, but now I definitely will!
A pan with 300 inch slope?
NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!
Bart: But the label said %100 Juice, no added sugar
Hutz: Oh they got this all screwed up
100% juice? No, added sugar!
That Headstrong part reminded me of poop Noisepuppet did (Down with the Kitchenator) where he sentence mixed Down With the Sickness. Great poop,DaThings.
2:48 will that music, I thought the next joke would be about a 'nice shark' (in the tone of the 'nice car' cs188 ytp)
I came here hoping the Talking Heads would be here, they were. 10/10 video
As a pansexual I can confirm we have a 0 year warranty
Once in a Knifetime is one of my favorite videos from you, so it's nice that it got a sequel. :)
Also Even FlolF is one of my favorite song from Pearl JaJ, so that's nice.
From their hit album TeneT
And now I have to spend all day listening to Neil's 300MB because it's stuck in my head again 😄
I swear to god, you & cs188 are what’s getting me through meh times atm, keep doing what you do 😁
I had to do a double take to make sure I was actually hearing Trapt lyrics and not just sentence mixing it myself in my head to be that way
I thoroughly enjoyed the sentence mixing here. Nice stuff!
Dang, another new favourite ytp from you? You're spoiling us
I’ve been waiting for this video my whole knifetime.
0:41 omg is that headstrong by trapt?
I like watching these when you first post them, and then again later after captions have been written for them. It’s fun seeing how the voice distortions get transcribed.
I think the best part of your ytps is all the tiny details you sneak in to places most people probably wouldnt even think to check. infinitely rewatchable, theres always something new to find
26 nonsense pans that set your food on fire with a 0 year warranty? Take my money!
Thank you Ellie, I wanted it BLAOW and you do not disappoint
this one was a really good one
I gotta admit, even with a zero year warranty, 26 frying pans for $95.02 is a great deal.