“I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a follower and as a leader. You make more money as a leader, but have more fun as a follower” -Creed Bratton
2:39 - "I'm looking at my basket, and I look at the biscuit, and I look at the brisket... I'm gonna risk it, and I'm probably gonna whisk it." God, I love your sentence mixing.
The guy rubbing his hands at the thought of a second pear was honestly funnier to me than any of vocal gags, haha. I appreciate when a YTP contains some good visual gags.
@@SparkpadArt Someone said “Watch Chopped if you want to see a serious cooking competition. Watch Cutthroat Kitchen if you want to see professional chefs make corn dogs while packed in a clown car.”
"I'm looking at my basket and I look at a biscuit, and I look at a brisket, I'm gonna risk it, and I'm probably gonna whisk it." - Italian Mechanic 🍕 🔧
I think my favorite running gag of yours is interpreting peoples' statements literally, then altering reality to make it happen. Keep up the good work!
This is so great. I sat next to Alton Brown on a plane one time and he was actual a pretty cool guy. I figured he didn't want to talk but he actually did and was really cool. I was a restaurant manager at the time and he gave me a lot of tips for our kitchen that really helped us out in the long run. A+ guy, he is.
I love the unique thing you do where you explain the joke before the punchline happens. Just a little extra layer of comedy. Caption: "Simon Majimon: Helped Alton commit a crime" Alton: "Simon is an accomplice."
Simon Majimon is such a good role model! I hope my kids grow up to be accomplices some day too! Helping commit crimes is what makes the world go round!
I love cutthroat kitchen, i love youtube poops, and i love how 'witcher sauce' wasn't even mixed, as i remember him actually saying it like that in the show.
I think the real accompishment here is that they combined "Cooking by the book" from Lazy Town with "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys and it actually sounded good!
"I'm looking at my basket and I look at a biscuit and I look at a brisket and I'm probably gonna risk it and I'm probably gonna whisk it" - greatest ytp line ever
Fricking amazing. Easily among your top three for this year - if not number 1. Obviously I can't explain exactly why, but this one just does everything right! Please keep it up!
I love the idea of the first episode of a cooking show starting, we're introduced to the contestants, and almost immediately they just start getting kicked off.
I love cutthroat kitchen ngl I gotta watch it again. I loved seeing the people win the full amount because they didn’t buy shit, and the odds were stacked against them because they got fucked by other people.
I do enjoy eating food, and by extension, being able to afford eating food.
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Me too! Nothing like surviving another day
I’m not sure what it is. At this point I’m not sure I’m not sure.
I love you
My request: ytp My big fat Greek wedding
My belly lelly lelly
"This is a cult. You're gonna need money."
He's not wrong.
At least he was upfront about it
Seems like wisdom from Creed Bratton.
I didn't know Scientologists were so serious about their food.
“I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a follower and as a leader. You make more money as a leader, but have more fun as a follower” -Creed Bratton
i would love a shirt that says that lol or someone make it more offensive saying "All religions are a cult You're gonna need money." lol XD
I can't express how much I love the basket/biscuit/brisket/risk it/whisk it combination. So smart.
+
(to the tune of harder better faster stronger)
@@user-tb8vr8yy4b biscuit
BRISKET
risk it
WHISK IT
My favorite gag
prepare a pair of pears was also really good
"I'm becoming a mechanic. I stopped cooking."
Good for him!
Well, he is an Italian Italian.
I don't know, he's probably gonna risk it
As an Italian man, OOF
Good to see you here Emily
Didn't he say, "You can do whatever if you do it?"
2:39 - "I'm looking at my basket,
and I look at the biscuit,
and I look at the brisket...
I'm gonna risk it,
and I'm probably gonna whisk it."
God, I love your sentence mixing.
Risk it for the biscuit
The bat is in the sack vibes
Not really
@@xaptus Whisk it for the basket
Eminem when he’s in the Cutchen
"I'm gonna show my kids, you can do whatever if you do it." -Chef Feff
So inspirational :’)
@@Oddmartian2 Isn't it?
word
Weirdly wholesome advice from a sentence splice lol
I have lived by that principle all my life.
The guy rubbing his hands at the thought of a second pear was honestly funnier to me than any of vocal gags, haha. I appreciate when a YTP contains some good visual gags.
1:23
he's so excited at the thought of preparing a pair of pears
Congrats to The Tongue Chef and his biscuits.
huh? tongue chef as in chef chef? didn't seee him anywhere in the video :\
@@Inexpressable Mission Accomplish
That never happened.
“I came to the conclusion in my mind, that I could never let them see me.”
*disappears*
“Mission accomplished.”
I’m WHEEZING
Sort of, not really
A joke that can let me see God gets nothing but the highest praise. XD
Never having heard of this show before, "Cutchen" sounds like a real TV show title.
The source material, in case you didn't know, is "Cutthroat Kitchen" on Food Network. It's a pretty interesting show, I highly recommend it.
It's like the Mario Party of cooking shows.
@@dashcamandy2242 I watch all those competing food shows. :D
@@SparkpadArt Someone said “Watch Chopped if you want to see a serious cooking competition. Watch Cutthroat Kitchen if you want to see professional chefs make corn dogs while packed in a clown car.”
Oh I thought I recognised Simon, he's the guy who wrote food! Big fan.
that's Majimon
God I love that guy
Alton Bralton: "Listen; one of you will walk out of here."
Chef Chief: "Bye, guys." _(speaks the primitive but beautiful language of the Elder Gods)_
"I like that."
@@hellsonion514 Let's just skip the nonsense and let's just send both of these guys home!
@@djk1288 *chef chef wins by doing absolutely nothing*
@@ShadowSorel That never happened.
Chef Chef is Luigi
The Cutchen Panthroat Kitry was so smooth it sounded like he'd actually said it that way, and it absolutely cracked me up
1:13
"If you want to leave this kitchen, you must survive the smallest cast iron skillet."
Challenged accepted!
But there's a twist, special guest Princess Peach shall be wielding this skillet.
(Boss music plays)
you also gotta eat the other contestants, while they try to do the same to you
*tiny clang*
Only a skilletful
As an Italian man _"OOF"._
~ Chef Feff, Italian Italian
Appropriately named, the Italian Italian.
"I'm looking at my basket and I look at a biscuit, and I look at a brisket, I'm gonna risk it, and I'm probably gonna whisk it."
- Italian Mechanic 🍕 🔧
2:40
That ending song gave me whiplash. Holy shit, I need a full version.
Sign me up as well
Please!
ikr!! that genuinely went super hard
It heccin slapped
Me toooooo best
The 'prepare a pair of pears' bit was amazing. How can you be this good for this long?
The quality level shouldn't be too surprising, after all you can do whatever if you do it.
I think my favorite running gag of yours is interpreting peoples' statements literally, then altering reality to make it happen.
Keep up the good work!
When he looked at his watch and screamed. That got me
This is so great. I sat next to Alton Brown on a plane one time and he was actual a pretty cool guy. I figured he didn't want to talk but he actually did and was really cool. I was a restaurant manager at the time and he gave me a lot of tips for our kitchen that really helped us out in the long run. A+ guy, he is.
That's awesome
I love the unique thing you do where you explain the joke before the punchline happens. Just a little extra layer of comedy.
Caption: "Simon Majimon: Helped Alton commit a crime"
Alton: "Simon is an accomplice."
Simon Majimon is such a good role model! I hope my kids grow up to be accomplices some day too! Helping commit crimes is what makes the world go round!
Well... in today’s world, you’re not wrong.
Personally I'd prefer they go the down the path of writing food.
I love cutthroat kitchen, i love youtube poops, and i love how 'witcher sauce' wasn't even mixed, as i remember him actually saying it like that in the show.
I like that show on Food Network too where chefs tries sabatage each other
I never thought I'd see a YTP of this show.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
@@christopherpape4823 For sure!
If anyone were to do it, it would be DaThings
ellie does all sorts of unorthodox shows. honestly i had never seen a postman pat ytp before
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 and now there's a ton of em
Him screaming after looking at his watch is what broke me 1:53
Why is it so funny?
The cops are coming.
Quality content for years. Top tier UA-cam poops.
Dathings knocks it out of the park every time. A true YTP legend
"This is a cult... you're going to need money!" (Famous last words!)
2:31 thats a gold ytp bit right there.
I think the real accompishment here is that they combined "Cooking by the book" from Lazy Town with "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys and it actually sounded good!
i can’t stop listening to it
*accomplicement
Gonna need that sabotage-town mashup, ellie. The video: is good.
Sabotaging by the book - Lazy Boys.
@@hisen3.146 thank you for your kind assistance.
@@hisen3.146 can’t find it ANYWHERE!
@@cynomyS Keep looking, you'll find it eventually!
@@hisen3.146 then link it you liar
"I came to the conclusion in my mind, that i can never let them see me."
*disappears*
"Mission accomplished"
Sort of. Not really.
2:31
For real, this was the best cooking show. No forced drama, it was all there due to the ridiculous circumstances
Chef Chef: I came to the conclusion in my mind. I can never let them see me *cloak sound*
Me: That chef is a spy!
That chef is JOHN CENA
2:31
I had no idea this show could get even better. Please accept that food network editor job.
Only if they let Ellie do this stuff all the time on national television.
You are an artist. I love your work.
Seduce the biscuits.
One of your funniest yet man jesus christ.
I am 90% sure "chef chef" (0:37) is Jernard Wells, who does great relaxing short cooking videos on Tik Tok. I had no idea he was on this show!
That’s a very specific amount of money to have in a case.
"This is a cult. You're gonna need money."
--L. Ron Hubbard, 1951
that mashup of cooking by the book and sabotage at the end is
beautiful
I LOVE YOU DATHINGS. PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING THESE. EVERY TIME I SEE A VID FROM YOU I STOP EVERYTHING I'M DOING AND WATCH IT. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
obsessed with the song mashups that play during the credits of your YTPs, pls keep doing em
Yo, I can't believe that this video has my favourite foods in it; big piece of wood and Witcher sauce.
The Biscuit Goddess has but one commandment: thou shalt whisk it and risk it for the brisket biscuit.
"You can do whatever if you do it" is my new life motto
Truly, words of wisdom.
"I'm gonna show my kids you can do whatever if you do it"
Truly inspiring words
This is what the younger generation need to understand
I can’t stop watching the scratch-mix of Chef Chief’s interview dialog. Masterwork.
"Nice, beautiful FLALF."
Amazing video, as always!
0:46 He should come with meatballs. Well Arby's messed up!
Oopsi.
$1,425 is a lot of money to whisk it for the brisket of biscuits so the pair of pears can be paired.
"Actor the Mythster" Absolutely golden throw back for DaThings OG's
This inspires me to do whatever if I do it
"I'm gonna show my kids, you can do whatever if you do it." Inspirational, beautiful.
I guess you could say it was… insolutely abspirational
4:14 when DaThings uploads a new video
that edit had me doubling over, incredible
for me it's 1:46
“You can do whatever if you do it.”
Da things should have their own line of inspirational quotes
The mashup songs at the end of the videos are always legendary
Good Eats would probably be a good one as well!
I shouldn't be surprised that Alton Brown is such a good source for YTP, but I also didn't think it'd work SO WELL.
@@rogercameron6912 he's already frenetic as it is, a little editing and he's downright feverish.
I'm looking at my basket.
And I look at the biscuit,
I look at the brisket.
I'm gonna risk it.
And I'm probably gonna whisk it.
The Skip-The-Nonesone strat really worked out for the tongue chef
That’s actually the secret to winning chopped kitchen, you just have to tell the judges to send everyone else home and then you win :)
I forgot that I love this show like a lot, and this has definitely rekindled such.
That was a surprisingly accurate song mashup for the show
humor never fails to hit, an excellent video as always
Girl, your sentence mixing is bloody amazing!
"Mission accomplished"
I have no idea how you do it man. Somehow every video has jokes fresher than the steak soos in this video.
the beastie boys at the end was the best lol
It's always good to see a new video fro DaThings.
haven't seen the whole thing but I already love it
They were only allowed to buy lemons but were required to produce a pear
Oh wow, that mashup of Cookin by the Book and Sabotage just killed me! I demand a full version of that!
Hit the bong at the start and headbanging at the end thx for making my day
"I'm looking at my basket and I look at a biscuit and I look at a brisket and I'm probably gonna risk it and I'm probably gonna whisk it" - greatest ytp line ever
The choice of sabotage x cooking by the book is honestlt effing genius. The mixing goes really well too
As someone who used to watch a fuckton of Cutthroat Kitchen back when I had cable, this was a really fun nostalgia trip, and a fun YTP in general
Fricking amazing. Easily among your top three for this year - if not number 1. Obviously I can't explain exactly why, but this one just does everything right!
Please keep it up!
The tongue chef has been missing for years now.
That mashup at the end was nothing short of inspired
Your editing and puns never cease to make me lose it every time lol I loved it when he’s having.a fit at the end 😂
Oh wow it's Alton Bralton from the Mythsters
Ive heard of him but I didn't know he existed.
You never cease to make me crack up laughing, this video is yet another masterpiece.
This is the funniest ytp I’ve seen in a while good job. Instant classic
This guy makes consistently good ytps
@@galientdomo454 This gal*
DaThings/Ellie goes by She/Her pronouns.
wdym "guy" isn't gender neutral?
2:31 The remaining spy in Vs. Saxton Hale, before I capture the control point
Ur a freaking genius!!! That Sabotage mashup is everything lol
I love the idea of the first episode of a cooking show starting, we're introduced to the contestants, and almost immediately they just start getting kicked off.
"I could never let them see me"
*Dissapears*
"Mission accomplished"
This is what I subscribed for
"I'm lookin at my basket, and I look at the biscuit,
and I look at the brisket,
I'm gonna risk it
And I'm probably gonna whisk it."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I DESPERATLEY NEED more Food Network YTP’s
2:24 the foreshadowing holy shit.
Chef Chef vs. Chef Chief vs. Chef Chet vs. Chef Feff.
There can be only one Cutchen champion.
“cutchen” sounds like a british slur
"Piece of Cake to Bake a Pretty Sabotage" is a HOT BANGER
I love cutthroat kitchen ngl I gotta watch it again. I loved seeing the people win the full amount because they didn’t buy shit, and the odds were stacked against them because they got fucked by other people.
This YTP pleased the Biscuit Goddess.
1:37 i haven't laughed this hard at a ytp in years
I JUST WON CUTCHEN!!!
*proceeds to speak in enchantment table*
How about towards the end of the video-
I nearly passed out from laughing so hard
I don’t know
@@MrG-zn6gh THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Amazing how some of these chefs seem to also be poets
You can really tell that the pace and style is slightly different from the usual.
This, is a cult. you’re gonna need money
"As an Italian man, oof" has now entered my regular lingo.
Great YTPooper, 1:11 - the most badass voiceover of lemons, 1:54 - violent stroke