It hardens several times in succession. The rate of the hardening accelerates over time, eventually hardening fast enough to complete the process in a 2 minute time window.
@@Karmy. Now, wealth isn't just for Europeans or Americans, but for anyone that enjoys stealing. Back in the 1920s, they used to play something called a trumpet. I've never seen one, so I don't know if that's true.
Cuddleshock - n - the pleasant surprise experienced when, as the small spoon, you can feel your partner's erection hardening against your gluteal region
The computer tells the technician, "Shut it." The computer then tells the technician to "Just shut their face" The computer just tells the technician, "Saw off the worker's heads, seperating the heads." The technician pushes the saw into the neck, as deep as it can go. That escalated quickly And honestly, could be an alright pitch for a horror novel
Red Forest i mean theyve been active for over a decade and theyve got almost 300k subscribers on youtube so *some* people have to like it also the hell do you mean “sellouts” how is liking a band selling out lol
I thought "wooloo" was a great funny joke in its entirety. Then I got hit with "woolooloo" and absolutely lost it. Seriously, you've got a heck of a talent and it always really brightens my day to see your content!
to tbh be honest this is the best Wow! It’s Made! yet! i started dying of laughter @ “censor each feather” and continued to do so through the whole curling segment (there are so many good moments in here. bernie sanding drum). after a few rewatches I’m still seeing new details, like the little F and the split-second Wooloo. it almost feels weird that this video is so in tune with modern-day humor while still referencing YTP standards ( :eyes: sauce varnish ) and the Wow! It’s Made series pope continuity! although my favorite part was when “back to the game” hit me w/ that realization that the tennis wasn’t just meaningless filler. ellie dathings, truly you are a legend among ytpers & i’m so glad you’re making content again!
Back in middle school, me and a friend used to know the first Wow! It’s Made by heart. I didn’t have any way to stay in contact with him, and saw him around town maybe twice during high school. Now, in my dorm room, I wonder if he’s seeing this. We’d both be so hyped about it, all the themes (worker mistreatment, the dope pope, horrible systems of measurement) coming back. Here’s to good (still funny, which stands out amongst YTPs) work, thanks dude.
"But they didn't really catch on until they were invented" My favourite quote probably for the whole Wow! It's Made! series. Thank you for continuing this and making more YTPs!
Wow it’s Made is my favorite YTP series of the thousands I’ve seen. They’re infinitely re-watchable and the running-joke game is perfect. You are SO good at these.
I love the little detail when it says the worker dies from eating too many cookies, the D in the corner which stands for the discovery channel changes to an F for a few moments. 2:31
@@snackler6102 Creating jobs, in and of itself, in this current system, is not Altruism. Creating jobs is not Altruism because a vast majority of jobs are paying well below living wages, putting employees in horrid working conditions, and only exist to serve the company as an entity, and the people at the top. Simply put, it's the closest thing a company can get to slavery without outsourcing.
4:32 I just noticed the book's subtitle is, Pickup Artistry's Biggest Pickup Artistry Book That Pickup Artists Secretly Want You to See Finally Revealed.
I like how the narrators have their own gags. The first one, being extremely abusive to workers. The last one, repeating the subject of his segment and then mentioning something similar while referencing the pope.
She created a monster, and 'Hut didn't want to see that anymore, they took it down like chopped liver. Well if you want poops, this is what she'll give ya: a little bit a' tees, tables, and sos.
Over the years we have learned things about the Pope. We learned that he is the Pope. That he is dope, which is the same as being cool, really cool. That he knows about the Poop. And now apparently, he is really tall.
"A computer reads the lie: "Creating jobs is altruism" "The rejects go for a Tiffany Tumble into a Bernie Sanding drum" "Today, wealth isn't just for people in Europe and America, but for anyone who enjoys stealing" DaThings is truly a man of culture. 🙌
"He really, really, really likes feet. Your feet."
"He's hot and ready" *WOW! IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON*
ERR AHH UHH
Dan Schneider
Wow! It’s GETTING OUT OF CONTROL Gadzooks
@Babchak *she
I’m cold and NOT ready yet
It wouldn’t be a wow it’s made unless the workers were being abused
Also if it didnt end with the Pope.
The signature moves are so powerful
Ethan Thompson begin the beating. Of Navy
Isn't that just reality?
Billisits hooah
I love how it’s just a given at this point that whatever universe Wow It’s Made is from is a corporate dystopia with no workers’ rights.
Creating jobs is altruism.
You mean this universe?
the United States?
They're so disposable you can just saw their heads off and you'll be fine.
thats just the real world
It takes real genius and/or restraint to make a YTP with an entire segment based around Badminton where the only "cock" joke is entirely SFW.
And the whole cycling shoe part is full of kinky stuff
cuttleshock!
It’s no wonder the cock is also known as a bird!
"...it can take days for it to harden in just 2 minutes."
*Im receiving mixed signals here*
It hardens several times in succession.
The rate of the hardening accelerates over time, eventually hardening fast enough to complete the process in a 2 minute time window.
@Ze_N00B alternatively it takes a few days before the hardening reaction starts
That’s what waiting for ur hrt to kick in feels like
"After 5 hours a shooting star breaks the mold"
Yes. Yes it does.
And they're the only ones that can do it
AndTheyDontStopCumming AndTheyDontStopCummingAndTheyDontStopCummingAndTheyDontStopCummingAndTheyDontStopCummingAndTheyDontStopCummingAndTheyDontStopCumming
Pinnacle of YTP craft right here.
Wait, I didn't catch when that was said...
Did somebody once tell you that?
"Tease T's Tees Tees" brilliant
And then there's just long enough a pause for you to really appreciate the craftsmanship of that pun.
Truly, rewatched it like ten times
Dont you mean Completely Tease Mr. T's Tee-Themed T-Shirts?
That's what they meant.
"The next phase of production... reproduction"
feels strangely similar to
"Let's plot a course... intercourse"
@@jeffcarroll1990shock Skooks is fucking legendary
where did my orpheus goooooo
@@Liliputian07 Orpheus For The Win retired, remember?
@@quantumblauthor7300
shouldn't that be illegal? shouldn't someone go to jail for that?
@@jeffcarroll1990shock Was there really milk? Was there actually 100,000 cookies?
"the dogs go on a de-barking machine." you're a comedic genius.
That was quality lol
"This device has twenty thousand sensors that censor each feather"
*censors feathers*
Also; "Its the little D"
Comedy gold
"They didn't really catch on until they were invented"
I mean... you're not wrong
That was my favourite line.
"many people are everywhere"
@@Karmy. Now, wealth isn't just for Europeans or Americans, but for anyone that enjoys stealing. Back in the 1920s, they used to play something called a trumpet. I've never seen one, so I don't know if that's true.
Usually the team that scores the most points, wins the game...
"A worker trolled Grindr to get rid of the ex."
What a cuttleshock.
Hee hee
Haven't we all!
Cuddleshock - n - the pleasant surprise experienced when, as the small spoon, you can feel your partner's erection hardening against your gluteal region
“Rude”
A single inspector inspects singles. Lel, this freak. His head is huuge lel.
I’m a grown man with a sophisticated sense of humor.
“Golfers use golf clubs to golf.”
“”Sauce”
F U C K T H A T S G O O D SH I T
Is that Akiko Yosano from Bungou Stray Dogs? owo
DarkDelphin834 A fellow man of culture, I see
@@averagedoc3633 What a masterpiece of an anime...
"Clubbers use clubs for clubbing."
Average Doc
Tha BOWLING B E A N
'This employees eats 30000 cookies"
:D
"She dies."
D:
Also, the Discovery channel logo becomes an F
@@CasualMitosisCollective What!, How did you know?
@@Hana_lol15 I looked at it closely
@@CasualMitosisCollective The little details make this channel special
IT'S 100000 COOKIES NOT 30000 COOKIES!
The computer tells the technician, "Shut it." The computer then tells the technician to "Just shut their face" The computer just tells the technician, "Saw off the worker's heads, seperating the heads." The technician pushes the saw into the neck, as deep as it can go.
That escalated quickly
And honestly, could be an alright pitch for a horror novel
Portal creepypasta
I can't believe the worker died after eating cookies when another factory had a worker eating way more hot dogs per hour who was fine. What a shame
F(iscovery) to pay respects.
He was a good man. What a rotten way to die.
Must be in her brain...
Cookie part made me lol hard. I think it was her tone of voice 👌💁
Well duh, cookies are unhealthy!
For this masterpiece, you deserve at least one wealth.
Wow, giving away one whole wealth? You must be rich.
@@vaiyt He must be English or American, or someone who steals
Creating jobs *is* altruism, after all.
I saw one of your videos just be for seeing you in the comments of This video.
That xxxtentacion joke tho💀
"Having the workers alive makes it's easier to feed them... or not"
Poor workers.
Once the attitude has been adjusted, they are transferred to a machine that applies a beating :)
@@sephirothsoul999 At least they aren't fed into the worker destruction line called "The Slicer".
😶says china
Forgetting to feed your workers like they're your virtual pet from the 90's, lol.
"A shooting star breaks the mold"
Sneaky Smash Mouth reference.
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
"Steam Powered Giraffe slaps"
"Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well"
Thierry TV the person who makes these is a woman by the way 🙂
Dougal Badger a woman of culture
No one likes Steam Powered Giraffe. All of you as well as my sister (no, not DaThings) are just sell-outs!
Red Forest i mean theyve been active for over a decade and theyve got almost 300k subscribers on youtube so *some* people have to like it
also the hell do you mean “sellouts” how is liking a band selling out lol
Steam powered giraffe clearly paid for this
[2:31] "She dies."
*The D immediately becomes an F.*
She fies.
Wow! I didn't catch that. Nice find
F
Damn i didn't see that!
F because press F to pay respects XD
lol I didn't see that.
6:36 "It takes 2 hours to fully tease T's tees tees." That wordplay right there was amazing
Episode 1: "So now, you really know the Pope."
Episode 2: "So now, you're really dope. Dope means cool. You're really cool."
Episode 3: "So now, you really know the poop."
Episode 4: "So now, you're really tall."
What's next?
I believe the third is "So now, you really know the dupe."
Nah the third is “So now, you really know the meme”
"So now, you really know the soap."
So now, you really know the wikipedia page for Gaul.
laul
"Before golf tees become popular, players would bawl aggressively"
*_BAWLS AGGRESSIVELY_*
Bawling out of control.
0:37...
"Hey, check out how hard I can cry."
Someone should get you a bawling bowl
"Steam Powered Giraffe slaps."
You bet your one and only ingredient (a mammoth) it does!
"she dies" Discovery D turns into an F thats high qual
oh god the workers chopped his head off before he could finish the comment
For REALLY big mistakes Fiscovery Kids
that's either what the gpa dropped to, or what they pressed to pay respects
Went over this comment at the exact moment this happened
"many people are everywhere"
big if true 🤔
@Kokkino luckyyyyy
I went outside earlier and can confirm
Spitting nothing but facts right there
But seriously!
Profile picture checks out
Come to think of it, finding foot fetishists in a shoe factory makes a lot of sense in retrospect
@@joeschmoe2843 don't worry theres a kink for that too
Well, Al Bundy worked in a shoe store
@@nslouka90 What about Dr. Al Pyne Skibyndyngs?
Footishists
@@indecisivecountdooku1340 it's the little d
*this is critical*
5:25 "Before golf tees became popular, players would bawl aggressively."
Understandable.
So am I the only person who found the line "The ball has one last chance at redemption" funny as all hell"
I did too
Ha
no that was incredible i agree
“Back and fork over Annette”
Not even 30 seconds in and I’m already dying of laughter.
I didn't expect to see Annette here but she's welcome
What anime is she from?
@@brendanvaughan4288 She's from a video game- Fire Emblem Three Houses. Blue Lion Route.
This was the first time I ever heard of Annette.
@@brendanvaughan4288 Here’s the original video with both clips you see here in it, in case you’re wondering: ua-cam.com/video/4w82nR0YYb4/v-deo.html
6:37 the best jokes take half a second to get
I fully agree with you on this one
I strongly agree
just give the shirts a golf club made from a worker so they can get healthcare from Mr. T
Im not surprised at all to see you here lmao
Love your vids, super entertaining
@@MakusinMeringue
I have no idea what that means.
“Dr. Al Pyne Skibyndyngs”
Laughed way harder than I should at this
*it’s the little d*
Thank you, DaThings. Alpine ski bindings are no longer a thing to me.
I thought "wooloo" was a great funny joke in its entirety. Then I got hit with "woolooloo" and absolutely lost it.
Seriously, you've got a heck of a talent and it always really brightens my day to see your content!
"this assembler eats one hundred thousand cookies"
...
...
...
"she dies"
*F*
7:27 It honestly took me a moment to realize that this sock was edited in. At first my mind just accepted it
TRANS PRIDE SOCK!
I did too, lol! It looked quite at home there.
Connie Thompson i was just gonna call out that gendersock!!! love the lil shoutout
@@Connie.T. dathings said trans rights
@@IrontwistFiM dathings *is* trans!
to tbh be honest this is the best Wow! It’s Made! yet! i started dying of laughter @ “censor each feather” and continued to do so through the whole curling segment (there are so many good moments in here. bernie sanding drum). after a few rewatches I’m still seeing new details, like the little F and the split-second Wooloo. it almost feels weird that this video is so in tune with modern-day humor while still referencing YTP standards ( :eyes: sauce varnish ) and the Wow! It’s Made series pope continuity! although my favorite part was when “back to the game” hit me w/ that realization that the tennis wasn’t just meaningless filler. ellie dathings, truly you are a legend among ytpers & i’m so glad you’re making content again!
I wholeheartedly agree! The humor in this one really sneaks up on you, like a habanero pepper SoƧ.
The Annette joke was the only part that was better.
"The shuttlecork predates badminton by thousands of millennia."
"... ...ia..."
yuh
Nia.
nya
No joke. I just got to the "A shooting star breaks the mold" part and the TV just started playing All Star
The cosmic forces are acting
“the rejects go for a Tiffany Tumble” WATCHING CONTRAPOINTS I SEE
Was glad to hear that abusing the worker is still a big part of making the products. Wanted to know if the worker steals them.
Jesus christ ive accidentally stumbled upon a dozen posts by you at random places aside from your own vids lately
Mr. Tuba I'm anywhere doing anything
@@noisepuppet alot of those places being obscure classic rock videos
@@Mr.Classic91 Classic rock never dies.
@@Woodside235 just like joan rivers
The Bowling Ball
The Bawling Bowl
The Bowling Stone
The Bowling Bee
The Molding Ball
The Bowling Bean
The Bowling Berries
You forgot the Balling Bowl
It really has been reinvented numerous times
The bowling ball is given one last chance at redemption.
If he made collectibles of these I'd absolutely collect them all
Someone print this on a T-shirt. We'll be the only ones who'll get it/get why it's funny. 😂
Actually, ingredients for manufacture curling stones:
1. A MAMMOTH
2. A Tutu
3. A Plate
A banaaAaana
Bodidodidodis
And beaten workers
Actually, that's for paper, which is also made from wood, trees, and paper.
And PVP.
2:44 “he’s hot and ready”
MOM’S SPAGHETTI
"They didn't really catch on until they were invented"
LMAO XD
Back in middle school, me and a friend used to know the first Wow! It’s Made by heart. I didn’t have any way to stay in contact with him, and saw him around town maybe twice during high school. Now, in my dorm room, I wonder if he’s seeing this. We’d both be so hyped about it, all the themes (worker mistreatment, the dope pope, horrible systems of measurement) coming back.
Here’s to good (still funny, which stands out amongst YTPs) work, thanks dude.
I recently reconnected with the friend I discovered YTP with in 2008 or 9, and hadn't seen since 2012
It's never too late!
Before golf tees were invented, players would bawl aggressively.
good pfp
They didn't catch on, until they were invented 🤣
More than a century ago, players would tease professional golfers aggressively on a little mound of sand.
A tote typically holds some tees.
@@LinkMcStink it takes 2 hours to fully tease T's tees tees
"the next worker likes feet. No, he really REALLY likes feet. Your feet"
Hey. He's not in prison. Dan Schneider's gotta do something to continue wasting resources by being alive.
ive watched this many many times and every single time the bit that gets me the most is the way he says "blending in minerals" at 8:14
"The rejects go for a Tiffany Tumble into a Bernie sanding drum."
oh my GOD
Remember kids: don't eat 1,000 cookies, or you'll die.
100,000*
So the limit is 999...
*F*
SNT! My official headcanon voice for Sylveon!
(_F
"But they didn't really catch on until they were invented"
My favourite quote probably for the whole Wow! It's Made! series. Thank you for continuing this and making more YTPs!
the computer tells the technician to *_just shut their face_*
I spit out my water when that played
nice username
“After 5 hours, a shooting star breaks the mold...”
*Genius*
1:36 "Keeping the workers alive makes it easier to feed them. Or not." LOL
Years ago, curling stones went down alleyways.
This technique is called curling.
Classic throwbacks will never not be funny.
5:08 "a shooting star breaks the mold"
I understood that reference
hey now
@@GroupNebula563you're an allstar
@@Rainok get your game on
Wow it’s Made is my favorite YTP series of the thousands I’ve seen. They’re infinitely re-watchable and the running-joke game is perfect. You are SO good at these.
7:48 THAT WHOLE SETUP WITH THE BADMINTON GAME AT THE BEGINNING WAS JUST FOR THAT ONE JOKE?
amazing
The wordplay in this is brilliant.
It's not just good sentence remixing, the sentences are funny themselves.
“This facility uses ducks, duck feathers, duck bills, even duck workers.” XD
“Back and fork, over Annette.”
“Ugh, this is so embarrassing!”
I mean, Badminton is a bad game. No wonder she’s so embarrassed
False.
Mmm. Brilliant
OH THAT'S HER NAME! Makes so much more sense now. I've even seen Fire Mlem and fire Blep
thanks for explaining the joke, I was really wondering if this anime girls name was net or something lol
@@duncanurquhart5278 FE3H. Fire Emblem Three Houses.
6:39 Tees tees tees tees tees tees tees tees teet teet teet teet teet teet teet teet
So now, you’re really neat.
Translate to english
Heyyyy @@jaceyjohnson8922... yer a really neat rightre!
Neat means cool.... you’re really cool
@@jaceyjohnson8922 when I translated it it just says Tea yum
I love the little detail when it says the worker dies from eating too many cookies, the D in the corner which stands for the discovery channel changes to an F for a few moments. 2:31
“The British created the game, which you just lost”
Message seen by any civilization when a tea-sipper sets foot on their continent
Uncomfortably accurate shorthand of the history of British imperialism
5:17
"All people deserve love, shelter and healthcare."
Robot Lady for President, 2020
Don't forget the lie: "Creating jobs is altruism" (5:11).
('Altruism' is a pretty uncommon word but it basically means selflessly putting others before yourself.)
Nah, capitalism is best
RequiemPotato Nah, communism please :3
Oh god not this again
A computer reads the lie
"Creating Jobs is Altruism"
lol. Spilling the Tee.
@@snackler6102 Creating jobs, in and of itself, in this current system, is not Altruism.
Creating jobs is not Altruism because a vast majority of jobs are paying well below living wages, putting employees in horrid working conditions, and only exist to serve the company as an entity, and the people at the top.
Simply put, it's the closest thing a company can get to slavery without outsourcing.
@@snackler6102 It especially isn't Altruism in the "Wow! It's Made!" Universe. I mean... Sheesh, have you seen what they do to the workers?
@@snackler6102 Call me an optimist, but I think it's possible to improve labor standards without summoning the new world order.
+Airwolf
Stop. Please. My brain cells can only take so much NWO conspiracy-nut abuse.
TeeJay or maybe it was just mocking white girls by saying spilling the tea
The computer tells the technician "shut it"
The computer tells the technician to just shut their face
"Today, wealth isn't just for people in Europe and America, but for anyone who enjoys stealing."
Truly biting geopolitical commentary.
The random Three Houses intermissions at the start were marvelous!
"...Applies glue to the glue."
"...Wooloo."
"...Woolooloo."
Next there needs to be a Woolooloo Wooloo.
The core is made from blending in minerals, like crack.
I'm stoned.
Cosmic
More than that, I hope.
GentleMentleMen
“The head of the golf clubs are made from the head of these workers”
LOL
The heck!?
This step is critical
*THIS IS CRITICAL*
4:32 I just noticed the book's subtitle is, Pickup Artistry's Biggest Pickup Artistry Book That Pickup Artists Secretly Want You to See Finally Revealed.
I like how the narrators have their own gags. The first one, being extremely abusive to workers. The last one, repeating the subject of his segment and then mentioning something similar while referencing the pope.
2:15 "It's the little D" HEY LOOK, AN EPISODE 2 REFERENCE!
guess who's back
back again
Da is back
tell a friend
She created a monster, and 'Hut didn't want to see that anymore, they took it down like chopped liver.
Well if you want poops, this is what she'll give ya: a little bit a' tees, tables, and sos.
@@SmaMan *she
ijfharvey oh, I had no idea. Out of the loop I am.
SmaMan dathings is a man named luke
@@purelizardmilk6598 not anymore. Do your research and don't deadname.
"Functional furniture"
...is it going t-
"Funiture"
*N U T T*
I love me some creamy _portmanteau_
The core is made by blending in minerals like *_Crack_*
I'm stoned
More important than the comment is the number of likes and the cultured pfp
@@supervak5584 ah dammit you're right. I had to unlike it just to preserve the number
lol that got me xD
4:32 I bet you didn't notice the "Numberer One" reference
30 seconds in and you already have me laughing at the "over Annette" joke.
“Tiny blast particles *the size of a small car* “
Yes, very tiny particles indeed
Scrub Lord Kyle What do you expect when the rock itself is the size of 20 suns
@@blueinrealm65 It's a stone, Luigi.
"He then sets the shoe on a cradle, and hydrolic dreidels spin"
love you
2:55
A worker trolled Grindr to get rid of the ex...
I need this worker to come do me this very favour...
I came for the thumbnail with Chi-Chi playing a trumpet, stayed for the sheer hilarity!
Annette is in like, the top 5 best 3H characters. Solid choice, DaThings.
Wow, both DaThings *and* the psychopathic narrator are back!
I don’t even have a decent joke to comment here because the video made all the good ones.
DaThings has really gone hard on the breadtube references and I am here for it
This episode is BASED
100/10 great job
i come back to this almost every week. ellie you're a goddamn genius
2:32 did anyone catch how the logo went from D to F when they said that she dies?
yes
F
Over the years we have learned things about the Pope. We learned that he is the Pope. That he is dope, which is the same as being cool, really cool. That he knows about the Poop. And now apparently, he is really tall.
"A computer reads the lie: "Creating jobs is altruism"
"The rejects go for a Tiffany Tumble into a Bernie Sanding drum"
"Today, wealth isn't just for people in Europe and America, but for anyone who enjoys stealing"
DaThings is truly a man of culture. 🙌
she isn’t a man ; )
@@viv-ribbon Oh, I looked it up because of your comment, and indeed, it turns out she came out as trans recently. I'm happy for her ^^
I didn't even realize the Contrapoints reference at first, holy shit what a comrade
Omg I didn't know dathings came out, that's so awesome!
HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME
4:28 Choosing the right club for the shot is a key part of
G A M E S T R A T E G Y
The surprise Annette net was all I needed to feel good today
I was composed until 8:16, then I absolutely lost it. The way you sentence-mixed "crack" is one of the funniest I've heard.
I especially like the self-contradictory jokes. They always make me chuckle. Great work!
*It can take days to harden in just 2 minutes*
"After five hours, a shooting star breaks the mould."
Nice.
“It takes two hours to fully tease T’s tees tees.”
8:14 "The core is made from blending in minerals like C R A C K... im stoned."
The tone change is perfect
Like CRA kuh