2:26 I've been calling green onions "grunions" for literal years because this brand of humor wore off on me. The fact that I'm actually hearing someone else say it in a video you put out is astonishing to me.
12:37 I just think it's hilarious that he's going, "uh, duh, um, uh, um, uh, uh, uh" like he has no idea what he's doing but he's doing everything masterfully and beautifully.
Here's the link which is currently missing from the video description as per UA-cam's weird new rule: www.mediafire.com/file_premium/c9zzszmhfhttsc4/JTF.zip/file
Paper, paper, paper, taper towel!!! I love it!!! Nice reference to Eccentric Severe Tumors, one of the greatest YTP's of all time: "I have the stork." "Well let me see if I have any in the bathroom. Well, let me toot."
You're so kind to give us Jonathan Lonathan 😁 it's going to help so many people make YTP so you're just helping add more art into the world 🙂 I loved all the parts of the Food series, they're all f'ing hilarious 😂 I lost it when he washed his hands with sauas There are so many good jokes in this it's unbelievable! You're so talented Ellie!🤩
I dont know the chef who made these videos and enabled Jonathan lonathon to exist, but i want to know if they know about Jonathon lonathan and hope they feel
i love it so much that i have a great, "tame" ytp to watch and cheer me up and honetly, the source material is just great. jonathan locke is such a charismatic chef
Wow Ellie, this one's raunchy! It's also kinda better than most of the Food episodes. I always like throwbacks to old episodes, I wonder how Chef Johnathan Lonathan's customer service is.
Hey @dathings/@dathings2, if you are here, would you mind if I ask how did you get the idea of Orby and what does that mysterious entity really mean? I'm just scared and confused.
When considering everything cut, this video is quite Jonathon Longathon.
I love his daikatana review
longathon is already a perfect name but adding his first name makes it better
Hard to believe these are leftovers, but your B- is someone else's A so it makes sense.
Take it out.
"we took the humble cabbage... out of the marching band... and beat it to death" really caught me off guard XD
2:26 I've been calling green onions "grunions" for literal years because this brand of humor wore off on me. The fact that I'm actually hearing someone else say it in a video you put out is astonishing to me.
Same!
You are Chef Jonathan Lonathan now. Good luck.
fun fact: a grunion is a stupid little fish 💜
@@theWeaverofTalesi love you
Thiquids and caplicators
"grandpa always nuts in his pancake batter"
SAINT ALPHONSO WOULD BE PROUD OF MEEEEEEE
good morning your highness
2 minutes of "uh, um, duh, buh, vuh"
lol i was on the edge of my seat waiting for it to end
Sorry, "duh duh vuh buh duh
you're telling me you had a clean clip of johnathan saying "beat it to death" and that never got used in anything? imagine the possibilities!!!
Loved the part where he talked proudly about his butt, especially the peculiar details about the crack length and the heart decoration
5:21 DATHINGS SWEAR REAL
6:41 I despise myself for wheezing at Jonathan Lonathan saying 'Among Us', thank you
Loved the "paper taper taper towel" callback to my favourite YTP of all time!
There's more to customer service than just customers...there's service.
Eccentric severe tumours :D
Oh great, hassle!
Theres a new one now
Took me only a half an hour to get it.
This whole thing was funny, but I lost it at "Popeye was right, but do you know why? ...I'm not telling ya"
Same! Idk why she didn’t use that, I loved it
12:37 I just think it's hilarious that he's going, "uh, duh, um, uh, um, uh, uh, uh" like he has no idea what he's doing but he's doing everything masterfully and beautifully.
The thanks at the end hit me a little hard ngl
"wars are fought over the magic moment" has a strangely poetic impact
Cause my grandaddy always nuts in his pancakes batter 😂
Here's the link which is currently missing from the video description as per UA-cam's weird new rule:
www.mediafire.com/file_premium/c9zzszmhfhttsc4/JTF.zip/file
yayyyyyy
i will take you to my house and i will cook myself
You can hear me, sizzling.
fuck yeah, CHEF JONATHAN LONATHAN
3:14 the whispered “good”
3:55 “Adul-Tttt”
The accent makes the part at 2:17 so much better lmao.
the quick "fuck Slayer" holy shit
paper towel paper towel paper taper taper towel
Paper, paper, paper, taper towel!!! I love it!!! Nice reference to Eccentric Severe Tumors, one of the greatest YTP's of all time: "I have the stork." "Well let me see if I have any in the bathroom. Well, let me toot."
Can't believe it's the end of Chef Johnathan Lonathan, your best work since wow its made imo x
9:29 you didn’t have to call me out like that
Today, we're going to talk about everything except the things is such an ADHD line.
You're so kind to give us Jonathan Lonathan 😁 it's going to help so many people make YTP so you're just helping add more art into the world 🙂
I loved all the parts of the Food series, they're all f'ing hilarious 😂 I lost it when he washed his hands with sauas
There are so many good jokes in this it's unbelievable! You're so talented Ellie!🤩
"I'm sure you've all seen my butt on Grindr" no but I'd like to Mr. lonathan
My grand daddy always nuts in his pancake batter. Idk why thats so goddamn funny but it is
the cheftovers, if you will
This is not Johnathan lonathan it's an imposter.......
vented to the side
“With this based recipe” lmaoooo
I giggled several times too hard to keep the video playing 😂😂😂
I dont know the chef who made these videos and enabled Jonathan lonathon to exist, but i want to know if they know about Jonathon lonathan and hope they feel
has Chef Jonathan Lonathan seen these videos?
i love it so much that i have a great, "tame" ytp to watch and cheer me up and honetly, the source material is just great. jonathan locke is such a charismatic chef
Wow Ellie, this one's raunchy!
It's also kinda better than most of the Food episodes.
I always like throwbacks to old episodes, I wonder how Chef Johnathan Lonathan's customer service is.
Grand daddy's nut in the pancake batter tastes good though
Also the wash wash wash bit was a reference that smelled good, kinda like mold.
@@FooPanda Vince doesn't smell! Vince doesn't shit in the washing machine!
Is it worth it? Let me work it
Ive watched this entire thing while being very tired and almost falling asleep, i think i had an acid trip. Just without the acid.
um.. ahm. um um.. ah um
You're like one of those bands where the b-sides are underrated gold. You probably shit sweet-smelling excellence, don't you? Keep it up!
12:38 Ran out of Johnathan/ Typical Joel Stream.
Little did you know i would watch this while too high, so high it put me in danger
Edit: weed
I love how when he's quoting the french he just pulls out a bad french accent
I love this guy
Popeye was right
Haha the ending with the cake guy was great
Take the end umms, but subtly pitch-shift them into a Rickroll, then release it as a standalone video. Say nothing.
So glad I’m not the only one who calls green onions grunions
You may now kiss the grunion
Nice vid!!!!
Leftovers are fine for meeee!
But papa it's so good for me
Why does he not like slayer?
“check the comments for ye olde link” where is it :(
It’s there from 10 months ago 😊
You make animations and then cut them?
1:11 trans metaphor
pretty sus
You know why? I’m not telling ou
is the "paper taper taper towels" here a reference to ECT?
or was the one in ECT supposed to be a reference to this?
3:32
Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i
Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i
the MediaFire link in the description appears to have broken
he seems desperate at 7:12
Um
Um,
0:52 So THAT'S what Fred Lonathan was saying!
Hey @dathings/@dathings2, if you are here, would you mind if I ask how did you get the idea of Orby and what does that mysterious entity really mean? I'm just scared and confused.
"I've got a great big 10 inch...kraken"
Speaking of putting your thing down flipping it and reversing it, did you all know missy elliot is hot now?