CONVICT EXPOSED IN COURT

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2023
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  • @khyabatiste3669
    @khyabatiste3669 6 місяців тому +830

    I’m gonna show this to my friend who wants to be a lawyer, she’ll win every case for sure

    • @madison4364
      @madison4364 6 місяців тому +17

      Watching this at the law school 😮

    • @danyilpoliakov8445
      @danyilpoliakov8445 6 місяців тому +24

      As a Lawyer with 50 years of experience I'll admit, that this is a busted strategy.

    • @night-x6793
      @night-x6793 6 місяців тому +8

      Dare for a truth success advise.

    • @Eldor-117
      @Eldor-117 6 місяців тому +11

      Pinky swear on one hand and a Bible on the other. Absolutely fool proof.

    • @bloodstainedtyro5679
      @bloodstainedtyro5679 6 місяців тому

      can we get an update on her reaction? i'm genuinely curious

  • @Lula5YL
    @Lula5YL 6 місяців тому +430

    0:53
    Love the understanding look on the judges face like
    “Its okay son..its for the dare, do what must be done”

    • @31TeV
      @31TeV 6 місяців тому +5

      Thanks for explaining the joke.

    • @Lula5YL
      @Lula5YL 6 місяців тому +24

      @@31TeV thanks for being a smartass

    • @ants7279
      @ants7279 6 місяців тому +1

      Bro best episode ever

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 6 місяців тому +2

      Say his name. Judge Tukwonfodeteem.

  • @bobbigtotally5532
    @bobbigtotally5532 6 місяців тому +767

    Truth or dare was smart ngl

    • @VampsGamer107
      @VampsGamer107 6 місяців тому +18

      Yeah I did not expect that when I first watched it lmao

    • @RavenShadow_yt
      @RavenShadow_yt 6 місяців тому +4

      Ikr

    • @only257
      @only257 6 місяців тому +2

      @@VampsGamer107agreed 😊

    • @sultan9givewey
      @sultan9givewey 6 місяців тому +3

      He can just lied

    • @maxdock3676
      @maxdock3676 6 місяців тому +4

      I was expecting him to say I dare to to plead guilty

  • @MCDexpo
    @MCDexpo 6 місяців тому +258

    Man, the Judge died so hard his mustache disappeared 😮

    • @VampsGamer107
      @VampsGamer107 6 місяців тому +12

      That's the 2nd time a C&H character's mustache randomly dissappeared

    • @MCDexpo
      @MCDexpo 6 місяців тому +11

      @@VampsGamer107 yee, the other was the immature ejaculation short

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 6 місяців тому +13

      Someone is stealing mustaches.

    • @Destroyahx2
      @Destroyahx2 6 місяців тому +3

      Don't forget some characters also change race between frames.

    • @user-fz1zm9xs5x
      @user-fz1zm9xs5x 6 місяців тому +3

      @@AngryKittens First the Purple shirted eye-stabber, now the whatever colored shirted moustache snatcher

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra 6 місяців тому +190

    I almost thought he'd do the classic loophole of
    "I dare you to tell the truth."
    The reference to the Something Saga was cool.

    • @simeonellinger2064
      @simeonellinger2064 6 місяців тому +1

      What reference?

    • @Ethonra
      @Ethonra 6 місяців тому +2

      @@simeonellinger2064 Cyanide and Happiness Something Sexy.

  • @SufferingSuccotash
    @SufferingSuccotash 6 місяців тому +153

    If the game had gone on any longer, he'd eventually become truly exposed in the courtroom

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 6 місяців тому +14

    That defense attorney said she was ready for anything, but I don't think she was.

  • @CCS-RRSR-SM
    @CCS-RRSR-SM 6 місяців тому +18

    I love how the prosecutor is fully capable of daring the defendant to accept the death sentence but chose this instead

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 6 місяців тому +4

    “The judge is still dead.”
    HELP IM *WHEEZING*

  • @Terrakinetic
    @Terrakinetic 6 місяців тому +20

    I never noticed how much better the sound editing has gotten since the beginning of Explosm videos.

  • @qwertyuiop.
    @qwertyuiop. 6 місяців тому +27

    This deserves a full length movie

  • @errorsansgamerx2719
    @errorsansgamerx2719 6 місяців тому +8

    A WIN IS A WIN

  • @Kskillz2
    @Kskillz2 6 місяців тому +57

    Truth or Dare during court?
    Must be a Thursday!

  • @FHBStudio
    @FHBStudio 6 місяців тому +7

    I was expecting a "I dare you to tell us the truth."

  • @nightmareseer3755
    @nightmareseer3755 6 місяців тому +8

    He tore off his mustache too.

  • @maniesh
    @maniesh 6 місяців тому +4

    The defense lawyer was promoted to district attorney?!

  • @monkeydluffy5054
    @monkeydluffy5054 6 місяців тому +20

    The quickest way to get not guilty

  • @AWriterWandering
    @AWriterWandering 6 місяців тому +7

    The judge himself consented, so technically it was assisted suicide, not murder.

  • @gutsmasterson2488
    @gutsmasterson2488 6 місяців тому +78

    The convict was acquitted of all charges. But what about any charges brought up for the murder that took place in the court room with plenty of witnesses?

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 6 місяців тому +47

      It was a dare. If you pick dare you gotta do the dare. If he didnt do the dare they'd probably have told him he was a buzzkill and breaking rules and probably kick him out of the courtroom.

    • @curtismiller4816
      @curtismiller4816 6 місяців тому +13

      Just pick "Dare" again.

    • @AWriterWandering
      @AWriterWandering 6 місяців тому +21

      Given the judge consented, you could argue it was an assisted suicide.

    • @UndyingZombie
      @UndyingZombie 6 місяців тому +4

      It was a dare so it was legal.

    • @nesnilhernandezpineda7370
      @nesnilhernandezpineda7370 6 місяців тому +2

      I was saying no balls to the prisoner I know pretty fucked up huh

  • @VampsGamer107
    @VampsGamer107 6 місяців тому +55

    Explosm never fails us to expect to the unexpected (I honestly thought he was gonna kill himself with the hammer lmao)
    Also NEW WRITER?!

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 6 місяців тому +2

    The music when he is contemplating the truth goes way harder than it has any right to

  • @RanterInShades
    @RanterInShades 6 місяців тому +5

    He could have just as easily said "I dare you to tell the truth".

  • @Eldor-117
    @Eldor-117 6 місяців тому +3

    Damned if you do, damned if you dont, so do them both. Itll make more sense in the Cyanide and Happiness universe.

  • @user-fz1zm9xs5x
    @user-fz1zm9xs5x 6 місяців тому +2

    Most people don't realize that you could simply dare someone to tell the truth.
    "I dare you to tell the truth about you killing a guy with a hammer."

  • @darrylregan4419
    @darrylregan4419 6 місяців тому +8

    I did not expect to wake up to this when i went to sleep last night

  • @jamessilva1259
    @jamessilva1259 6 місяців тому +1

    I love how the Judge gave the defendant the mallet! Lol!

  • @QuimaZzo_Pro
    @QuimaZzo_Pro 6 місяців тому +4

    Technically it’s called a machete so he didn’t do the challenge

  • @naamloos1031
    @naamloos1031 6 місяців тому +3

    If someone picks dare, dare them to speak the truth.

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate 6 місяців тому +9

    We all know the judge was already hammered..

  • @l.t.h2o487
    @l.t.h2o487 6 місяців тому +3

    We need a Silly the Clown plushie please

  • @davitto01
    @davitto01 6 місяців тому +1

    "I dare you to plead guilty."

  • @liliowen2132
    @liliowen2132 6 місяців тому +2

    I've never seen a gavel IRL but I imagine it to be a weak hammer.

  • @redy0sh1
    @redy0sh1 6 місяців тому +2

    I guess his moustache fell off when he died

  • @M567dk
    @M567dk 6 місяців тому +2

    Okay I never expected this courtroom outcome.

  • @fureafila
    @fureafila 6 місяців тому +3

    Maxwell’s Silver Hammer vibes

  • @contentwithkarthik
    @contentwithkarthik 6 місяців тому +1

    Ngl these shorts are the reason for my existence 🔥

  • @crocoshark4097
    @crocoshark4097 6 місяців тому

    "Don't let Santa take all of the credit this holiday season. Shop our black Friday deals."
    Can I just give some of the credit to Godzilla instead? "Look, honey! This present is from Godzilla!"

  • @eloghosaprecious8760
    @eloghosaprecious8760 6 місяців тому +2

    That was seriously unexpected

  • @THETRIVIALTHINGS
    @THETRIVIALTHINGS 6 місяців тому +1

    All's well that ends well.

  • @Ambar42
    @Ambar42 6 місяців тому +2

    This is what I call a win-win situation.

  • @Djorgal
    @Djorgal 6 місяців тому +1

    That's not a hammer, that's a gavel!

  • @typezero8929
    @typezero8929 6 місяців тому +1

    The judge was hit so hard that his mustache flew right off! (see final picture of dead judge)

  • @neonnwave1
    @neonnwave1 6 місяців тому

    They weren't prepared for that.

  • @RiiFT
    @RiiFT 6 місяців тому

    That was funny, good writing on this one.

  • @Po0PYBLOX
    @Po0PYBLOX 6 місяців тому +2

    0:13
    TRUTH
    Or
    DARE

  • @DemonDante1000
    @DemonDante1000 5 місяців тому

    I mean, the guy on trial chose the right course of action. He could argue entrapment and get off Scot free easily

  • @GodzillaAndSonicFanatic2003
    @GodzillaAndSonicFanatic2003 6 місяців тому +94

    Truth or Dare at a courtroom???
    When was that a legitimate rule?

    • @VampsGamer107
      @VampsGamer107 6 місяців тому +8

      Just now

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial 6 місяців тому +4

      It is in the Cyanide and Happiness universe.

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 6 місяців тому +2

      I haven't seen such masterful courtroom strategy since the WKUK jinx of the prosecution!

    • @drhexagonapus
      @drhexagonapus 6 місяців тому +2

      Did you miss the part where it's a cartoon?

    • @le9038
      @le9038 6 місяців тому +3

      I think about last week idk.

  • @clarejennings5049
    @clarejennings5049 6 місяців тому +1

    It had to be done.

  • @afrodestinyfan
    @afrodestinyfan 6 місяців тому

    This was so stupid, it was funny as hell! I'm laughing my ass off here!

  • @aboxinspace
    @aboxinspace 6 місяців тому

    Vince Gilligan has done it again, Bravo Vince

  • @kwambai
    @kwambai 6 місяців тому

    Honestly though, WHO COMES UP WITH THESE SCRIPTS? Oh my God! Just too funny!!!!

  • @Yamikani
    @Yamikani 6 місяців тому +1

    Thus The song Maxwell's Silver Hammer was formed

  • @Nightstormshadow1
    @Nightstormshadow1 6 місяців тому +1

    Damn he got away with it?? 😂😂😂

  • @mroriginal6303
    @mroriginal6303 6 місяців тому +3

    Loved that head kiss 😅

    • @VampsGamer107
      @VampsGamer107 6 місяців тому

      Felt like a Puffymillie or Sr Pelo joke

  • @RRXxlovingit
    @RRXxlovingit Місяць тому

    0:36 is so funny to me personally...

  • @Bimbocupit
    @Bimbocupit 6 місяців тому

    the judgers after watching this: I'm not paid enough for this

  • @TheMeatySurprise
    @TheMeatySurprise 6 місяців тому

    Someone at Explosm was listening to Abbey Road and was like "hmm, this Maxwell fellow would make for a good cartoon".
    And they were right.

  • @powercore2000
    @powercore2000 6 місяців тому

    Damn he hit the judge so hard he beat his mustash off at the end

  • @Honza58
    @Honza58 6 місяців тому

    Was expecting ""I dare you to plead guilty!"

  • @GoldenGearGrinder
    @GoldenGearGrinder 6 місяців тому

    The district attorney line got me.

  • @ReddFalcon
    @ReddFalcon 6 місяців тому

    Lawyers man. They are something else.

  • @bowlerhatfilmsandreviews2778
    @bowlerhatfilmsandreviews2778 6 місяців тому

    The judge was a real one

  • @firehelper101
    @firehelper101 6 місяців тому +1

    haha so funny couldn't've been better..

  • @user-dl2zx5bk7n
    @user-dl2zx5bk7n 5 місяців тому

    The kiss does it for me

  • @tan8067
    @tan8067 6 місяців тому

    Quite the happy ending🥹

  • @TimeTimes12
    @TimeTimes12 6 місяців тому

    the ending was so funny

  • @danielbedrossian5986
    @danielbedrossian5986 6 місяців тому

    God damn it! Christmas is still one and a half month from here! The merce is cute and what ever, but damn it!

  • @ByeByeDaisy
    @ByeByeDaisy 6 місяців тому

    Santa doesn't shop for anything he got that elven slave army to make stuff for him

  • @seregruin
    @seregruin 6 місяців тому +1

    The real drama here is that the ending music was cut short! Proposterous!
    I demand - oh, wait, there it is again.

  • @VooshSpokesman
    @VooshSpokesman 6 місяців тому

    Love from a Vaush and SrPelo fan!

  • @Mrbankxx
    @Mrbankxx 6 місяців тому

    Nobody saw that plot twist coming 😅😅😂😂

  • @NFITC1
    @NFITC1 6 місяців тому

    The dare was NOT completed. That was a gavel, not a hammer.

  • @bakuscout
    @bakuscout 6 місяців тому +1

    But that’s not a hammer, it’s a gavel

  • @TheTiltblazin
    @TheTiltblazin 6 місяців тому

    @1:02, NOOOOO! DAT'S NOT THIS WORKS!! PEOPLE... DON'T DO THIS!!! 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

  • @findaxelfoley8106
    @findaxelfoley8106 6 місяців тому

    He beat the Judges mustache off!

  • @aragornelessar7399
    @aragornelessar7399 6 місяців тому

    We can dance if we want toooo 🎶

  • @Match25
    @Match25 6 місяців тому

    Well... that happened

  • @badassgibus
    @badassgibus 6 місяців тому

    OBJECTION: That is NOT a hammer. It is similar but different

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight 6 місяців тому

    Objection: vague questioning as to which guy with what hammer on which date

  • @wongwanchap
    @wongwanchap Місяць тому

    No, the prosecutor was sentenced to instigation of murder

  • @09MrSlime
    @09MrSlime 6 місяців тому +3

    Everyone’s first until they refresh the page

  • @KeB3inactive
    @KeB3inactive 6 місяців тому +2

    Ayo did Leo ripped off his mustache-? 💀

  • @Nightcrawler333
    @Nightcrawler333 6 місяців тому

    I expected the convict to be "exposed" 😜

  • @itsmemeingtime3720
    @itsmemeingtime3720 5 місяців тому

    Shit they got him

  • @devinfox1236
    @devinfox1236 6 місяців тому

    I thought hed dare him to tell him the truthe about the murder lol

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 6 місяців тому

    OBJECTION: the defendant was clearly dared to kill "the guy with the hummer"; the judge no longer had possession of his hammer at the time of his murder.

  • @mediokay508
    @mediokay508 6 місяців тому

    It was a court order. 😅

  • @chasiekcorb4209
    @chasiekcorb4209 6 місяців тому +1

    Would not the prosecution be arrested for ordering the murder of the judge??

  • @RJ_Ehlert
    @RJ_Ehlert 6 місяців тому +1

    Nice.

  • @allredcars
    @allredcars 6 місяців тому +5

    I was a lawyer in the 1880s and they never used this back then. I'm sure people would've loved court way more.

    • @ferestrod3242
      @ferestrod3242 6 місяців тому

      How tf are u Still alive lol

    • @Dog-Lover36
      @Dog-Lover36 6 місяців тому

      You made some autocorrect error, which was the 1980’s. Definitely feels impossible
      for anybody to live for about hundred years in modern times.

    • @allredcars
      @allredcars 6 місяців тому

      @@Dog-Lover36 that would've certainly made me the oldest person alive indeed!

  • @arashnorouzi1993
    @arashnorouzi1993 6 місяців тому

    When agent 47 goes in court 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 6 місяців тому

    I can not figure out the logic of what just happened but I think that's the point.

  • @hybriddefault6942
    @hybriddefault6942 6 місяців тому +1

    still good :)

  • @firehelper101
    @firehelper101 6 місяців тому +1

    hilarious

  • @doodlesnapssprinkles5671
    @doodlesnapssprinkles5671 6 місяців тому

    he couldve said i dare you to pick truth

  • @BreakfastTheMan
    @BreakfastTheMan 6 місяців тому +1

    Explosm never doesn't catch us off guard

  • @dragonboy882
    @dragonboy882 6 місяців тому +1

    Wait when was Truth Or Dare allowed in court

  • @LemurFrenzy212
    @LemurFrenzy212 6 місяців тому +5

    The secret to being acquitted of all crimes was in front of us all along. Good thing to remember, just in case.

  • @user-fz5uv1qm6d
    @user-fz5uv1qm6d 6 місяців тому +1

    HOHOHOHOHO!!!!!

  • @Skoopbooppoop
    @Skoopbooppoop 6 місяців тому

    My lawyer told me not to finish this joke