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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2023
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  • @kid10249595
    @kid10249595 8 місяців тому +3762

    You know out of everything that happened in this episode, I feel like the worst offense was putting maple syrup on tacos.

    • @patrickblakethesaint
      @patrickblakethesaint 8 місяців тому +62

      Do not knock until it is tried!

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 8 місяців тому +65

      That honestly sounds awful...but I still want to try it.

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 8 місяців тому +31

      Real talk barbecue tacos are good, and maple barbecue sauce is a thing. Just puttin that out there.

    • @Ren_Ca
      @Ren_Ca 8 місяців тому +47

      As a Mexican living in Canada, you have triggered my morbid curiosity

    • @thesavagekitty1593
      @thesavagekitty1593 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@patrickblakethesainti can and will

  • @Genpare_
    @Genpare_ 8 місяців тому +2619

    Realizing they were Canadians just because they were so nice was a literally plot twist

    • @seanocso3315
      @seanocso3315 8 місяців тому +41

      A vineboom played in my head when i realized that

    • @somethingclever4297
      @somethingclever4297 8 місяців тому

      If the guy with the gun was American. He would have said that the turtle deserved to be shot for not speaking American.

    • @maura6487
      @maura6487 8 місяців тому +5

      Mwahahahaha . . .

    • @jankoleon3785
      @jankoleon3785 8 місяців тому +9

      A Canadian wouldn't be in a gun range to begin with

    • @mistermann4163
      @mistermann4163 8 місяців тому +14

      Whenever Yurkon Man tried to blow up the two Bastards. That made me realize "Oh yeah he's Canadian" for the amount of War Crimes they piled up when fighting the Germans in WW1.

  • @xNirex44
    @xNirex44 8 місяців тому +555

    "Yukon man, you con man!" Made me laugh harder than I should've

    • @stanisawzokiewski3308
      @stanisawzokiewski3308 8 місяців тому +8

      I saw it from ten kilometers away

    • @Floyd13778
      @Floyd13778 8 місяців тому

      I liked that one, but I absolutely adored "suck my puck, you Canuck motherf*ck!" 😂😂😂

  • @thepoleontheroad
    @thepoleontheroad 8 місяців тому +1161

    That "Back-to-school sale" sign on the ammunition store is god-tier dark comedy.
    Edit: muchas gracias por todos los likes, amigos 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
    Edit 2: 1K?! My most liked comment yet, thank you so much!

    • @Phoca_Vitulina
      @Phoca_Vitulina 8 місяців тому +18

      was thinking that too!

    • @wurfyy
      @wurfyy 8 місяців тому +12

      Yeah, no wonder that joke's been done a million times already.

    • @GrimalkinOnAir
      @GrimalkinOnAir 8 місяців тому +25

      That's the most American thing I've ever seen

    • @muse5242
      @muse5242 8 місяців тому +9

      14 year olds after seeing a school shooting joke for the 2 millionth time:

    • @smileloaf8789
      @smileloaf8789 8 місяців тому +5

      pretty low-hanging fruit, actually. it was a nice detail, but "god-tier" aint it

  • @WesbirdlyO
    @WesbirdlyO 8 місяців тому +323

    Just noticed Eagle blinks twice while the recording is paused at 3:10
    Eagle obeys neither the laws of nature, nor the laws of physics.

    • @mrgladiator2642
      @mrgladiator2642 8 місяців тому +10

      Or Bastard was so shocked he was frozen in a place XD

    • @KookyPiranha
      @KookyPiranha 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@mrgladiator2642 the "pause" at the top

    • @Ash19843
      @Ash19843 8 місяців тому +5

      Also snakes dont blink. Even more powerful!

  • @ancienthybrid400
    @ancienthybrid400 8 місяців тому +96

    “You monster! Violence is our main export” is an incredible line. This channel has always been solid.

  • @chrisdudedurian1305
    @chrisdudedurian1305 8 місяців тому +788

    A truly patriotic story

  • @drdevil3976
    @drdevil3976 8 місяців тому +713

    The statement ‘Enough Canadianation to turn Hitler into mother f**king Mother Teresa’ got me laughing

    • @xochi98
      @xochi98 8 місяців тому

      Wasn’t Mother Teresa also fucked though?

    • @jackripper155
      @jackripper155 8 місяців тому +1

      The statement ‘Enough Canadianation to turn Hitler into mother f**king Mother Teresa’ got me doubting how effective Canadianation could be... Mother Teresa was a cruel monster with good PR.

    • @gusfring6887
      @gusfring6887 8 місяців тому

      Mother Teresa embezzled church money

    • @SetiSupreme
      @SetiSupreme 8 місяців тому

      Yeah it was awesome, but the fact that mother Teresa was actually a royal cunt, she used all the money she raised on herself and kept all the people that came to her for help in agonizing pain until they died, refusing all treatment especially painkillers since Theresa was of the opinion that pain purifies your soul.. It was the most successful murder cult in history

    • @kewGarden
      @kewGarden 8 місяців тому

      Read up on the real Mother Theresa. She didn't believe in a god, but she pretended to just so she could use religion as an excuse to withhold all medicine, even painkillers, from the destitute poor in India.

  • @luisespinosa2287
    @luisespinosa2287 8 місяців тому +1101

    As a Mexican, I feel well represented 🇲🇽

    • @wackytoons88
      @wackytoons88 8 місяців тому +20

      In general Hollywood and the media do show us sometimes but I won't say as much as blacks and etc lol

    • @tiefensucht
      @tiefensucht 8 місяців тому +28

      as an eagle, i feel confused

    • @Recoletor
      @Recoletor 8 місяців тому +9

      Todo musculoso el tipo.
      😅

    • @knowvoid9958
      @knowvoid9958 8 місяців тому +16

      I'm mexican from both sides of my family myself, you need to play hard in stereotypes for mexican comedy to work. Over exaggeration is how shows are made in Mexico.

    • @theketaminekid1241
      @theketaminekid1241 8 місяців тому

      ​@wackytoons88 Mexicans definitely are underrepresented, and honestly blacks are way overepresented, not like that's an inherently bad thing or anything but still

  • @ItsAlex58
    @ItsAlex58 8 місяців тому +411

    Genuinely awesome video guys, favorite part was the Mexican flag eagle/snake part 😂

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 8 місяців тому +8

      Same

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 8 місяців тому +7

      I saw the setup coming, but the cactus took me by surprise.

  • @ninjapacman26
    @ninjapacman26 8 місяців тому +73

    "I don't want to Canadian soil my American apparel"
    "Yukon man? You con man!"
    10/10 wordplay

  • @jovancontreras
    @jovancontreras 8 місяців тому +105

    As mexican i can confirm that this guys represent better mexico than every disney attempt in the last years

  • @Sammmmmmmm617
    @Sammmmmmmm617 8 місяців тому +123

    Basically created the TV Show Peacemaker before Peacemaker show even came out. Amazing work C&H Show.

    • @swordimproved
      @swordimproved 8 місяців тому

      Peacemaker came out quite a while ago, like in the 60s I think

    • @TazKoltin
      @TazKoltin 8 місяців тому

      @@swordimprovedit’s the star spangled burger between the peacemaker sandwiches

  • @aliboy357
    @aliboy357 8 місяців тому +34

    Hitler into Mother Theresa, that may be an improvement but it still leaves an utterly evil person.

  • @GrifoStelle
    @GrifoStelle 8 місяців тому +154

    For just a moment I thought they were going bring up the whole Canadian war crimes thing

    • @xochi98
      @xochi98 8 місяців тому +6

      I was so hoping

    • @therealjammit
      @therealjammit 8 місяців тому +3

      For a while there they stopped being sorry.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Місяць тому

      The are the reason the Geneva convention is so long

  • @tesloche9349
    @tesloche9349 8 місяців тому +270

    As a Mexican, I love this

  • @MrPotato_9-11
    @MrPotato_9-11 8 місяців тому +182

    How dare Yukon Man try to take our guns away from us and make us a more polite country !!!

    • @pbonfanti
      @pbonfanti 8 місяців тому +3

      They say the canadization mess with your pronouns too, must be dna mutation.

    • @comradetaco3003
      @comradetaco3003 8 місяців тому

      You con-man!

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 8 місяців тому

      ​@pbonfanti I also heard that Canadians only have two genders.

    • @thatpunkkid5297
      @thatpunkkid5297 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Kyleplaysgames567 might want to look into that again, then 😅

  • @Kskillz2
    @Kskillz2 8 місяців тому +141

    A Mexican Super Hero?
    Must be a Thursday!

    • @Kyuorsomethingidk
      @Kyuorsomethingidk 8 місяців тому +5

      That's because it is a Thursday!

    • @luckychong27
      @luckychong27 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Kyuorsomethingidkwhy Thursday but mine it's already friday uhh

    • @stark5679
      @stark5679 8 місяців тому +2

      Taco 🌮 tuesday😂

    • @Kaizelot
      @Kaizelot 8 місяців тому

      lol didnt you saw the last Spiderman?

  • @ObjectGuy
    @ObjectGuy 8 місяців тому +80

    South Park: they took our jobs

  • @KB-si5fx
    @KB-si5fx 8 місяців тому +16

    When Eagle did the sad little "scraaaw" while watching the lovebirds, I audibly said "aww". 🥺

  • @montee3766
    @montee3766 8 місяців тому +209

    amazing american cartoon

  • @Jubasa99
    @Jubasa99 8 місяців тому +67

    I'am not mexican (still latín btw) and El Bastardo is still a best representation than almost anything Hollywood made in the last 20 years.
    Dios bendiga a Cyanide & Happiness

  • @CrazedGunmann
    @CrazedGunmann 8 місяців тому +15

    The snake is probably the cutest, silliest & most wholesome animal in Cyanide and Happiness.

  • @JudgeSabo
    @JudgeSabo 8 місяців тому +3

    "Yukon Man?! You con man!" had me rolling

  • @jumanjiman86
    @jumanjiman86 8 місяців тому +27

    The balls to end with a Goldilocks joke🤣

    • @judas_bdb8681
      @judas_bdb8681 8 місяців тому

      So random 😂

    • @CanadianB.O.W
      @CanadianB.O.W 8 місяців тому +2

      topped with some maple syrup over a fucking taco lmao

  • @dacee7943
    @dacee7943 8 місяців тому +63

    I havent seen this show in years haha i love this episode!!

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi 8 місяців тому +36

    El Bastardo's one liner at the end IS 👏 SO 👏 DAMN 👏 GOOD! ❤

  • @blame7121
    @blame7121 8 місяців тому +13

    The suspense, the drama, the romance, the twists, the climax.. it was beautiful

  • @fanboy3376
    @fanboy3376 8 місяців тому +75

    As a Mexican-American, a son of Mexican and Mexican-American, and grandson of Mexicans and Mexican-Americans. I feel that this nearly 12 minute long animated short did a beater job at representation of my culture then anything Hollywood has made since Pixar’s Coco, Nacho Libre, El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera, The Book of Life, and ¡Mucha Lucha!

    • @juanca1125
      @juanca1125 8 місяців тому +3

      I think I just had a stroke

  • @zeusalternative1270
    @zeusalternative1270 8 місяців тому +7

    Having El Bastardo's companion to be pronounced a-GUI-la instead of Á-gui-la was the trippiest part of this video.

  • @alberto8294
    @alberto8294 8 місяців тому +41

    Beautiful as usual lol, i love you guys uploaded this in the México's patriotic month lol, awesome

  • @maxmach4361
    @maxmach4361 8 місяців тому +25

    At this point Explosmverse is so huge that I don't even remember how Eagle expired.

  • @brinklespeterson
    @brinklespeterson 8 місяців тому +15

    As a Canadian I completely agree that Mexico is too hot

  • @theTeleforce
    @theTeleforce 8 місяців тому +3

    The fact that the gun store was having a "back to school" sale is a brilliant detail.
    All in all, North America's a weird place, but I'm glad it's where I'm from.

  • @binarydark4811
    @binarydark4811 8 місяців тому +8

    Got to love it that Mexico and America can put aside their differences to fight the real enemy. Canada.

  • @olatundeawotunde4255
    @olatundeawotunde4255 8 місяців тому +12

    This was great! 😂 …hope you guys get enough funding to make longer well written episodes like this 👍🏾

  • @Helperbot-2000
    @Helperbot-2000 8 місяців тому +12

    so glad to see the star spangled bastard again lol

  • @HeinouslyAnus777
    @HeinouslyAnus777 8 місяців тому +5

    As a Canadian, Yukon man is a villain I wasn't expecting but so desperately needed 😜

  • @therabidmoose1618
    @therabidmoose1618 8 місяців тому +5

    As a Canadian, I loved this.

  • @Harmonmj13
    @Harmonmj13 8 місяців тому +11

    THEY TERK OUR JERBS!!!

  • @TrackPadDad
    @TrackPadDad 8 місяців тому +10

    The recreation of the eagle and the snake on the cactus was top tier

  • @wackytoons88
    @wackytoons88 8 місяців тому +21

    As a mexican i always love watching cyanide and happiness because they always be coming up with the most funniest skits I ever seen in my life 😂😂

  • @davidstagg9431
    @davidstagg9431 8 місяців тому +17

    They should start a series with every character involved. That would be epic. I've been watching for years and i have the perfect story.

    • @Firesdale
      @Firesdale 8 місяців тому +1

      They missed a White Knight crossover here

    • @andreasbuehler1821
      @andreasbuehler1821 8 місяців тому +2

      They had most of them in the superhero special episode.

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us 8 місяців тому

      what is the perfect story?

  • @deejay2003
    @deejay2003 8 місяців тому +6

    As a Canadian, I love this 😂

  • @MegaCyberleader
    @MegaCyberleader 8 місяців тому +3

    the eagle saving the snake named eagle, was priceless/

    • @derecker1
      @derecker1 8 місяців тому +2

      Is actually the brain of star spangled bastards eagle, everytime it dies he just replaces the brain into another animal 😂

  • @CraZyrious
    @CraZyrious 8 місяців тому +4

    Funny how literally yesterday I met a Canadian woman, her name was Avril (if I’m not mistaken), who came over here to Mexico to give us the service of their LED wristbands for the celebration of the 80 anniversary of the institution I’m in. I met her with the doctors because she was having like a heatstroke…
    What a timing

  • @TexasScratchMan
    @TexasScratchMan 8 місяців тому

    Lmao im loving these new long episodes of C&H Show on UA-cam! Keep em coming!

  • @Catherine1978
    @Catherine1978 8 місяців тому +2

    1:03 Wow!! This pet turtle walks SOOO fast!! I would like one turtle like that, and walk it everyday

  • @Mister-Red
    @Mister-Red 8 місяців тому +7

    It's funny how this came out on Brazilian independence day instead an important Mexican day

    • @MasterDobleW
      @MasterDobleW 8 місяців тому

      both days in september tho 🤝🤝🤝

  • @Romankityn
    @Romankityn 8 місяців тому +45

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli 8 місяців тому +1

    "You monster! Violence is our main export" 🤣🤣

  • @louisdesautels8462
    @louisdesautels8462 8 місяців тому +2

    As a Canadian, Yukon man is not a good représentation cause we are all gentle.

  • @Buddy-boy1208
    @Buddy-boy1208 8 місяців тому +17

    I could tell you, no joke, Canada was so nice they actually rejected my family immigration to Canada.

    • @mightyx5441
      @mightyx5441 8 місяців тому

      Wow that's what happens under justin tredeau that right winged dictator

    • @josel317
      @josel317 8 місяців тому +1

      They're so nice they told me I'm too much of a trouble maker to go there, I do have a couple of wreckless driving tickets in my record

  • @Rehteal
    @Rehteal 8 місяців тому +16

    Fun reminder, America was named after an Italian.

    • @studentdrake
      @studentdrake 8 місяців тому

      Ok, so

    • @Rehteal
      @Rehteal 8 місяців тому

      @@studentdrake
      As a counterpoint where Star Spangled Bastard complained about Italians. Your country is fucking named after one.

  • @hogg156
    @hogg156 8 місяців тому +1

    8:10 I appreciate the reference to Quetzalcoatl 😂

  • @themask5493
    @themask5493 3 місяці тому +1

    9:51 nice one-liner

  • @SirDucky2000
    @SirDucky2000 8 місяців тому +7

    thought this was gunna have sum to do with south park and hen i clicked on it💀

  • @Kaizelot
    @Kaizelot 8 місяців тому +3

    Best thing in life, Tex Mex

  • @maxscameraguy
    @maxscameraguy 8 місяців тому +1

    6:24 great drawing of the Canadian Embassy in DC! Looks a lot like it!

  • @DehydratedRaccoon
    @DehydratedRaccoon 8 місяців тому +1

    I love the references to classic C&H classics like La Comedie at 1:06 and The White Knight at 1:16

  • @darkrai_680
    @darkrai_680 8 місяців тому +7

    The title remind me of South Park
    They took ou jowb!!!

  • @pipecleanermaster
    @pipecleanermaster 8 місяців тому +2

    This is so stupid and painfully real. I love it

  • @caseycarroll476
    @caseycarroll476 8 місяців тому

    I always loved this back on the show

  • @PennFaulkner
    @PennFaulkner 8 місяців тому

    YES! This is one of my favorite shorts!

  • @Kage342
    @Kage342 8 місяців тому +3

    Maple syrup on a taco..... I wonder how many people are gonna try this now.

  • @godzilla_fire
    @godzilla_fire 8 місяців тому +7

    Love it so much 😂😂😊

  • @TheSpaceflightGuy
    @TheSpaceflightGuy 8 місяців тому

    “If you see something, shoot something” 😂😂

  • @arturobelmonte6803
    @arturobelmonte6803 8 місяців тому +1

    Maple syrup on a taco !! Sir that in itself is a crime 😭

  • @Vengefultwinky
    @Vengefultwinky 8 місяців тому +4

    A weep for the missed joke of step on snek

  • @Higsby100
    @Higsby100 8 місяців тому +9

    Just bashin our heads in with incredible videos

  • @Gameboystudios-wp6vi
    @Gameboystudios-wp6vi День тому

    0:59 back to school sale, lol

  • @Gnarpy_Regretevator_Fan
    @Gnarpy_Regretevator_Fan 5 місяців тому +1

    9:52 best part by far

  • @Ponera-Sama
    @Ponera-Sama 8 місяців тому +4

    The biggest mistake in this video was treating Mother Theresa like she was less evil than Hitler

  • @strongerthanever2039
    @strongerthanever2039 8 місяців тому +4

    Better than Capitan America: Civil War

  • @martinmare1459
    @martinmare1459 8 місяців тому +2

    Yukon man you conman is an amazing pun

  • @himanshutariyal7648
    @himanshutariyal7648 8 місяців тому +2

    8:43 was one of the best lines

  • @rdjthegreatest
    @rdjthegreatest 8 місяців тому +4

    South Park vibes

  • @malogibeaux4946
    @malogibeaux4946 8 місяців тому +17

    The perfect political apolitical doesn't exi-

  • @jackgibson511
    @jackgibson511 8 місяців тому

    Watching this while half awake at night is the ideal way to watch this

  • @ThePsych123
    @ThePsych123 8 місяців тому +2

    I would have called it a Canuke

  • @lockejohn18
    @lockejohn18 8 місяців тому +3

    Damn Canadians and their niceness!

  • @TheRealSkeletor
    @TheRealSkeletor 8 місяців тому

    I lost it at the Maple Leaf mushroom cloud. Well done.

  • @thetransformersboyos62
    @thetransformersboyos62 8 місяців тому

    Am I not the only one just realizing that eagle has stitches on his head because every single time he dies his mind gets transferred to a new body

  • @james2madre176
    @james2madre176 8 місяців тому

    The scene of the Aguila and eagle (snake) ist just wonderful

  • @BrainDead131
    @BrainDead131 8 місяців тому +2

    As a Canadian I can confirm that Canada is exactly like this.

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube 8 місяців тому

    0:58 - Best gun shop name EVER! 😂

  • @Verundanir
    @Verundanir 8 місяців тому

    Chef’s kiss. This was amazing

  • @melaniemills4505
    @melaniemills4505 8 місяців тому +1

    Turtle, snake and beaver named, Eagle...lol! 😆

  • @anti_social_bobblehead
    @anti_social_bobblehead 8 місяців тому

    I couldn't breathe watching this😂

  • @Crazy.kamikaze
    @Crazy.kamikaze 8 місяців тому

    5:43 "I'm sorry Mr President but he asked so nicely"😂😂😂

  • @LuhLight_VR-
    @LuhLight_VR- 7 місяців тому +1

    0:58 "Back to school sale"

  • @onibarubary
    @onibarubary 8 місяців тому

    That sad Eagle noise broke my heart.

  • @pipecleanermaster
    @pipecleanermaster 8 місяців тому +1

    8:11 I love the Aztec reference here!

  • @benracer
    @benracer 8 місяців тому

    Ok. I love the "DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III" poster in the back. Fun goofy slasher flick

  • @senorgamer6017
    @senorgamer6017 8 місяців тому

    This could be a perfect movie

  • @SerenityM16
    @SerenityM16 8 місяців тому +2

    They should make a playlist of the old cyanide and happiness show shorts

  • @SparkLizard99
    @SparkLizard99 8 місяців тому +1

    DEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!!
    When i saw the title, i instantly thought of South Park

  • @Oburi7
    @Oburi7 8 місяців тому +1

    I came for a short video
    and stayed for the whole movie

  • @plaguehd5601
    @plaguehd5601 8 місяців тому

    Europe: (looks up from newspaper) Hey Oceania you seeing this there at it again

  • @angieme7968
    @angieme7968 8 місяців тому

    The inspector gadget reference was great