Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #32

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  • Опубліковано 3 сер 2021
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    Shorts:
    Look What You've Done
    Dr. Realdoctor 2
    Laundry Boy
    Damsel in Distress
    The Sting Operation
    Let's Drink
    Tall Boys Go On A Date
    Late For Work
    Half Off 2: Judgement Day
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  • @littlemeap7418
    @littlemeap7418 2 роки тому +534

    Louie says:
    “Not anymore, Fatty Bones.”
    Captions:
    “Dirty ball fairy balds.”

  • @PepziTwist
    @PepziTwist 2 роки тому +606

    "Using My last drop of infinite strength"
    Im dead 🤣

    • @TheRandomizerYT
      @TheRandomizerYT 2 роки тому +6

      Lol whats to be so funny about it lol

    • @PepziTwist
      @PepziTwist 2 роки тому +49

      @@TheRandomizerYT infinite power = endless power.
      Endless power don't end, therefor there wouldent be a last drop of infinite strength.

    • @TheRandomizerYT
      @TheRandomizerYT 2 роки тому +5

      @@PepziTwist
      Bruh, that's a strange thought, but ok

    • @PepziTwist
      @PepziTwist 2 роки тому +33

      @@TheRandomizerYT its not a thought its what was said in the episode you pinecone

    • @PepziTwist
      @PepziTwist 2 роки тому +14

      @@TheRandomizerYT did you for real like your own coments 🤣

  • @ErwinSmith001
    @ErwinSmith001 2 роки тому +2528

    Laundry Boy and Señor Cleanfist teaming up will be the greatest crossover in the century

    • @zyperific4687
      @zyperific4687 2 роки тому +16

      Aren't you disappointed because paradise got destroyed and eren died for nothing?

    • @lethunguyenthi5784
      @lethunguyenthi5784 2 роки тому +5

      Which one

    • @bossieclover3866
      @bossieclover3866 2 роки тому +7

      Wait... If you are typing... Who is leading?

    • @DizRupTnz
      @DizRupTnz 2 роки тому +34

      @@zyperific4687 Disappointed that some people are so immature that they go out of their way to spoil people and ruin their experience because they were unhappy they didn't get the ending they wanted for a japanese comic book.

    • @HateHater2205
      @HateHater2205 2 роки тому +2

      I saw this in the original short for Laundry Boy

  • @j-swizzle
    @j-swizzle 2 роки тому +1043

    the infinity war reference was hilarious

    • @Ohaffles
      @Ohaffles 2 роки тому +7

      *Infinity War

    • @j-swizzle
      @j-swizzle 2 роки тому +3

      @@Ohaffles oh yea you’re right, my bad i get them mixed up

    • @dvargas3553
      @dvargas3553 2 роки тому +2

      We’re all waiting for the ending man!

    • @dehaifu68
      @dehaifu68 2 роки тому +5

      And Star wars... slicing the battleship

    • @vocalthrower448
      @vocalthrower448 2 роки тому +2

      @@dehaifu68 that was epic

  • @martinmarvinii3139
    @martinmarvinii3139 2 роки тому +405

    The Sting Operation was easily the funniest yet in my opinion

    • @jardex2275
      @jardex2275 2 роки тому +23

      Yeah, it has a solid premise, setup, and payoff. Bonus points for being SFW enough to share around the office as well.

    • @melroysojan
      @melroysojan 2 роки тому +1

      Nobody double crosses FATTY BONES MALONE🥵

    • @purple6496
      @purple6496 2 роки тому +3

      4:15

    • @purple6496
      @purple6496 2 роки тому +1

      @@melroysojan 🥵

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander 2 роки тому +546

    People under estimated the 2-for-one guy.
    But the fact that he can manifest anything to be double is definitely something.

    • @________________________9
      @________________________9 2 роки тому +34

      the questions is,can he use his power again and again or he can just double one thing once?if thats thr case he might as well double himself.infinite doubles.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 2 роки тому +4

      @@________________________9
      Gotta wait and see.

    • @________________________9
      @________________________9 2 роки тому +18

      @@Zack_Zander i dont want to wait,gotta cut that time in half.

    • @xephyre6955
      @xephyre6955 2 роки тому +9

      @@________________________9 I mean, Half off oscar can half things infinitely, whats to say we won't have infinite doubles.

    • @Femaiden
      @Femaiden 2 роки тому +6

      if he can double anything and the other guy can cut it in half, then won't they just cancel each other out?

  • @thebaldcat6708
    @thebaldcat6708 2 роки тому +665

    You may think you’re hard core but you’re not “smoke a drug cocktail out of a corpse” hard core

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop 2 роки тому +332

    I want to become a real doctor just so I can say "don't worry, I'm a real doctor"

  • @amethystsavage4018
    @amethystsavage4018 2 роки тому +2529

    Not gonna lie, the doctor that shot himself so an ambulance can drive him to work is lowkey a genius

    • @dvargas3553
      @dvargas3553 2 роки тому +62

      I mean, ubers exist... but yeah def ingenious ahaha

    • @godisnotastupididiotfcking460
      @godisnotastupididiotfcking460 2 роки тому +14

      Blm is not anti asian

    • @amethystsavage4018
      @amethystsavage4018 2 роки тому +69

      I think you’re in the wrong comment section

    • @edgarzomboss7185
      @edgarzomboss7185 2 роки тому +22

      except for the fact hes gonna lose blood at alarming rate cause thats the place with the largest bone in the body and a bunch of nerves so if he shoots neitheer of these he will probably die

    • @amethystsavage4018
      @amethystsavage4018 2 роки тому +21

      @@edgarzomboss7185 yeah, but at least he got to work on time 😂

  • @dispenser9083
    @dispenser9083 2 роки тому +295

    I just realized the underwear had pee at the front so no wonder he was like “okaaay”

  • @ValiantOp97
    @ValiantOp97 2 роки тому +2075

    This is just an elaborate set up for a buy one get one half off joke, and I am loving every minute of it. Can’t wait for the split second come backs in this upcoming double creature feature.

    • @knp3715
      @knp3715 2 роки тому +17

      Did you do a half sec joke there..

    • @uklorien3477
      @uklorien3477 2 роки тому +5

      Fr

    • @them_4arvin
      @them_4arvin 2 роки тому +7

      Listen hear little shit

    • @frenchfries392
      @frenchfries392 2 роки тому +3

      I think they should make a movie about it

    • @marclytle644
      @marclytle644 2 роки тому +3

      It will end in a double entendre

  • @dakotapearce8919
    @dakotapearce8919 2 роки тому +338

    I love this one especially the “real doctor”

  • @AzieniaTheBests
    @AzieniaTheBests 2 роки тому +834

    "Half off" actually could be a good movie if cyanide and happiness made it. Or like a show. Something.

    • @DTay-bn2ro
      @DTay-bn2ro 2 роки тому +1

      What

    • @grayson6
      @grayson6 2 роки тому +38

      I’d give it five stars but 2 and a half of them got cut off

    • @Corzoko
      @Corzoko 2 роки тому +8

      Or a half-hour short

    • @Mike-mf3ed
      @Mike-mf3ed 2 роки тому

      I was gonna say the same thing!

    • @alankorir7707
      @alankorir7707 2 роки тому +5

      hell lot better than end-game

  • @goose93
    @goose93 2 роки тому +28

    1:41
    Guy: *moans in drug overdose*
    UA-cam captions: ah yes, *music*

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 роки тому +237

    _"I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens"_ - Albert Intestine

  • @christhenerdfreak9167
    @christhenerdfreak9167 2 роки тому +29

    10:33 - 10:49 it sounded like he was about to say Kamehameha but instead he said cut it in half. I’m glad they brought him back😂🤣

    • @pretz9180
      @pretz9180 2 місяці тому

      How About I Cut That Price...IN HAIF KamehamehaHAIF!!!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAZAAZAZAAZZAZAZAZAAZZAZAZAZAZAZAZZAZAZAZAZAzazZAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAONR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon5658 2 роки тому +235

    Yay another compilation that is over 10 minutes

    • @acrj-alfasaus4825
      @acrj-alfasaus4825 2 роки тому +2

      gotta get that 10 minute revenue somehow

    • @jasperpluk
      @jasperpluk 2 роки тому +4

      something wrong with it being more then 10 minutes? they deserve the revenue imo...

    • @godisnotastupididiotfcking460
      @godisnotastupididiotfcking460 2 роки тому +1

      Blm is not anti asian

    • @renamon5658
      @renamon5658 2 роки тому

      @@jasperpluk nothing wrong just i am annoyed that most of their compilations are under 9 minutes

  • @od-jake9474
    @od-jake9474 2 роки тому +308

    The priest is awesome, he's confused, but hape for the pair none the less

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat 2 роки тому +6

      Happy

    • @potatojuice9226
      @potatojuice9226 2 роки тому +4

      Cringe pfp

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat 2 роки тому +6

      @@Gorttheduck he meant happy

    • @dvargas3553
      @dvargas3553 2 роки тому +2

      @@Gorttheduck I don’t think this was a joke, nor was the misspelling a joke lmao. Where’s the joke in this statement? It’s completely serious, there’s no punchline. Do you know what a joke is...?

    • @dvargas3553
      @dvargas3553 2 роки тому +1

      @@Gorttheduck ...where’s the joke, the misspelling? Is that a joke to you...? Is that what qualifies as humor to you? There’s no joke, the guy misspelled a word, that’s it lol. If a misspelling is humorous to you, for whatever strange reason, I suggest looking up some 1st grader’s spelling tests; I’m sure you’ll find them HILARIOUS.

  • @ThatsAGift759
    @ThatsAGift759 2 роки тому +64

    I love how space octopus said oops and God just starting beating earth

    • @masterjmv2374
      @masterjmv2374 2 роки тому +1

      The definition of why the gods are the greatest murderers who ever lived. The mangog is right the entire time

  • @_rebzy3194
    @_rebzy3194 2 роки тому +9

    7:55 kids role-playing on Roblox lol

  • @antagonist1038
    @antagonist1038 2 роки тому +42

    The cut in half lore getting deeper.

  • @nikolimoon6165
    @nikolimoon6165 2 роки тому +8

    5:32
    Door-guy: TRANSFORMERS, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
    XXD

  • @sunshineflower2286
    @sunshineflower2286 2 роки тому +4

    "And frankly, your prizes are just way too low"
    With that voice, that line was hilarious.

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 Рік тому +8

    7:25 He shit in his sleeves lol.

  • @Ohh_Six
    @Ohh_Six 2 роки тому +35

    The fact that I saw the train coming but didn't see the train coming

  • @Squidly_Venture
    @Squidly_Venture 2 роки тому +125

    We still need the sequel to two for one Todd

  • @KAI_GD
    @KAI_GD 2 роки тому +51

    i love watching these

  • @TheBlackswordsman.
    @TheBlackswordsman. 2 роки тому +44

    Why was this animation so damn smooth.. 10:43
    It's addictive.

    • @koibuprofen
      @koibuprofen Рік тому +1

      thats what i love about webcomics with really consistent art styles, when they begin you dont really expect much from them because the person making them is still new to art, but as they go on and the artists skill increases (without the comics style changing at all) they suddenly hit you with this WAVE of talent

  • @theRetroSquirrel
    @theRetroSquirrel 2 роки тому +8

    9:15 it's like I am watching a trailer to a action trailer

  • @UndeadDragonWarrior
    @UndeadDragonWarrior 2 роки тому +25

    I really want to see Laundry Boy at work.

  • @keagankirkwood7791
    @keagankirkwood7791 2 роки тому +382

    I'd like to see them fight in the cyanide happiness cinematic universe (CHCU) the half off guy and the two for one guy

    • @istandwithisrael5110
      @istandwithisrael5110 2 роки тому +14

      The two for one guy would make two half off oscars that would cut him in half

    • @Its_The_Astro
      @Its_The_Astro 2 роки тому +6

      Cyanide and Happiness the movie.

    • @bigdikbubls
      @bigdikbubls 2 роки тому +11

      @@Its_The_Astro I think they could actually make a solid movie out of that confrontation. Movies have been made with less

    • @teaaddict6505
      @teaaddict6505 2 роки тому +4

      I read CHCU as CHUCHU and thought the topic has switched to trains

    • @juanmenez4549
      @juanmenez4549 2 роки тому +6

      i wonder if the tickets would cost half price or you could get 2 for one

  • @kinggeedorah5343
    @kinggeedorah5343 2 роки тому +9

    9:40 i cant believe i got fucking infinite war’d by cyanide and happines

  • @chrisperrien7055
    @chrisperrien7055 2 роки тому +13

    Half-off Oswald vs 2for1 Todd should be epic.

  • @luigiman64
    @luigiman64 2 роки тому +43

    What does the scouter say about his power level?
    10:33
    It's over 9000!!!!

  • @Mr.Galaxia
    @Mr.Galaxia 2 роки тому +9

    4:07 like two birds with one stone

  • @ShadowVenomoth64
    @ShadowVenomoth64 Рік тому +3

    2:45 Laundry boy is my wearing suits was still cleaning!”-Mr. Wolf 🐺

  • @rebeccachambers4701
    @rebeccachambers4701 2 роки тому +33

    I worked in the hospital and I can tell you this is exactly what most doctors are like

  • @kaslingovender
    @kaslingovender 2 роки тому +8

    He used the patient to make a bong 😂

  • @lazzy0dog
    @lazzy0dog 2 роки тому +6

    10:24 okay that was dam cool

  • @ArtemisAvali
    @ArtemisAvali 2 роки тому +9

    9:10 I love the reference

  • @AmadeusHemmitt
    @AmadeusHemmitt 2 роки тому +12

    Absolutely loved every skit, you guys still don't mess 🤣

  • @Merikhurlbut
    @Merikhurlbut 2 роки тому +12

    they need to make a movie and try to get it in theatres lmao

  • @ljtheone
    @ljtheone 2 роки тому +68

    god punching earth is how the pandemic started - true story

  • @TopHatVlogs
    @TopHatVlogs Рік тому +4

    4:15 SO MANY PLOT TWIST!!!!!

  • @bobthe_blob
    @bobthe_blob Рік тому +11

    3:18 the bottom of the underwear is yellow

  • @kylebroflovski8155
    @kylebroflovski8155 Рік тому +5

    1:22 That's What The Police Are Looking For

  • @3kay3H
    @3kay3H 2 роки тому +2

    "Using My last drop of infinite strength"
    LMFAO

  • @TheGreatBonus
    @TheGreatBonus 2 роки тому +7

    6:40 this is probably the closest to Joe Zombie Episode 8 we are ever going to get.

  • @theklown8820
    @theklown8820 2 роки тому +7

    3:58 what was that noise lmao

  • @Mr.Galaxia
    @Mr.Galaxia 2 роки тому +11

    discord mods be like: 9:57

    • @Wagdaddy_09
      @Wagdaddy_09 10 місяців тому

      Eh that guy looked like a power lifter not a shower but definitely strong. Discord mods have no strength. The almost naked with just underwear was accurate tho.

  • @Acepilot8Gaming
    @Acepilot8Gaming 2 роки тому +5

    All of these jokes are amazing especially when put into one big compilation like this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @elibestie8072
    @elibestie8072 2 роки тому +6

    i didnt realize this came out a few hours ago but im loving it 😩

  • @lilgalaxy6729
    @lilgalaxy6729 Рік тому +3

    2:33 “ here comes…. Word girl!”

  • @ayubahmed3610
    @ayubahmed3610 2 роки тому +11

    0:29 and that my boy is how the dinosaurs died by god falcon punching the earth

  • @ShadowVenomoth64
    @ShadowVenomoth64 Рік тому +2

    4:35 Those sound sweet!”-Mr. Snake 🐍

  • @henrikolangeveld6732
    @henrikolangeveld6732 2 роки тому +26

    Still waiting for Half off 3: The cancel out.

    • @lowqualityfrog
      @lowqualityfrog 2 роки тому +1

      Sadly it won’t happen. Because he cut the series IN HALF!!!

  • @yellowfrog2259
    @yellowfrog2259 2 роки тому +9

    How kids think having a baby works:
    8:03

  • @Adrian.R850
    @Adrian.R850 2 роки тому +29

    Dr. Realdoctor is like the cartoon version of Dr. Mario...
    He cures just with pills and only pills...

  • @Token101
    @Token101 2 роки тому +5

    8:48 best movie ever

  • @RKBock
    @RKBock Рік тому +9

    this was supposed to be the turning point of the "cut it in half" saga, but unfortunately the story was cut in half.

  • @topslicetopslice1450
    @topslicetopslice1450 2 роки тому +17

    Is no one going to mention how amazing that last one was with the sounds and animation?! Plus the plot?! Give a like yall

  • @AlexanderEndless
    @AlexanderEndless 2 роки тому +9

    Would love to see half-off part 3

  • @domjancepic8491
    @domjancepic8491 Рік тому +5

    my laugh when i pull up a nasty prank on someone 3:42

    • @jin_cotl
      @jin_cotl Місяць тому +1

      Evil theme plays

  • @hella_devious2137
    @hella_devious2137 2 роки тому +3

    “laundry boy?”
    Laundry boy: “Y A H”

  • @mistaprogg
    @mistaprogg 2 роки тому +3

    Big Brian move lol 8:20

  • @theweirdo61
    @theweirdo61 2 роки тому +17

    10:24-10:32 Ultimate anime plot twist

  • @Skaldenwolf
    @Skaldenwolf 2 роки тому +5

    8:39 he shot the other leg

  • @skuoppy
    @skuoppy 2 роки тому +5

    10:53 basically hank wimbleton in a nutshell

  • @Kenabukanyo
    @Kenabukanyo 2 роки тому +2

    The last line " .... On the double . " cracked me :)))))))

  • @felixcorona13
    @felixcorona13 2 роки тому +2

    Instant classics lol 💯

  • @yellowfrog2259
    @yellowfrog2259 2 роки тому +10

    The guy in the last one probably had a monocle but said "2 for 1" and used glasses instead

  • @awesomesuperribbitsworldYT
    @awesomesuperribbitsworldYT 2 роки тому +4

    10:40 killed me 😂

  • @AlvinRperNielsenTAPYOUDODIE
    @AlvinRperNielsenTAPYOUDODIE 8 місяців тому

    you cant not make us stop laugh XD

  • @therealprettygirll5467
    @therealprettygirll5467 2 роки тому +4

    “Watch who you call your homie” 😅😂

  • @memesifoundondiscord9524
    @memesifoundondiscord9524 2 роки тому +6

    11:50 he is is time lord lol

  • @onestar8796
    @onestar8796 2 роки тому +12

    One Punch man Vs Half Punch man
    Who gonna win ?

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 2 роки тому

      One Punch Man vs Half-Off Oscar? One Punch Man would wipe the floor with him.

    • @rhinoMF
      @rhinoMF 2 роки тому

      @@JoshLefelhocz nah bro Half - Off Oscar is much more powerful. He can cut Saitama in half and Oscar has Multi + feats

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 2 роки тому

      @@rhinoMF One, Oscar's universal, as he was gonna annihilate an entire universe by cutting it in half. Saitama is literally a gag character, and has no limits. If they want him to win, he will.

  • @bumofjum
    @bumofjum 2 роки тому +1

    Time to watch these videos I’ve already watched for the 17th time this month!

  • @terminator35721
    @terminator35721 Рік тому +2

    Realdoctor’s patient: “I don’t feel so good”
    Same patient: eats all of the pills at once

  • @kingkandeta3338
    @kingkandeta3338 2 роки тому +6

    This is truly wholesome.

  • @Aguil0-0
    @Aguil0-0 2 роки тому +6

    Dr mario be like: 1:17

  • @dreamtoonofficialchannel
    @dreamtoonofficialchannel 2 роки тому +1

    Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested 🎈🌋🌋

  • @LilacTidalWave
    @LilacTidalWave 2 роки тому +9

    3:31 he eat tie

  • @CoopHunter.
    @CoopHunter. 2 роки тому +10

    We need half off 3

  • @JayJay-bj8uj
    @JayJay-bj8uj 2 роки тому +7

    9:05
    Avengers infinity war

  • @_melanielol9142
    @_melanielol9142 2 роки тому +2

    these are literally amazing

    • @ProLumbo
      @ProLumbo 2 роки тому

      They indeed are but way back when was when they were pushing out hilarious shit on the daily, mostly because most of it was nsfw and I have immature sense of humor

  • @TheWarriorXander
    @TheWarriorXander 2 роки тому +4

    Looking forward to the final battle: Two-for-one Todd vs Half-off Oscar.

  • @Joe-rn6rp
    @Joe-rn6rp 2 роки тому +4

    8:11 lol

  • @towertimesgaming4319
    @towertimesgaming4319 2 роки тому +5

    The half off section ALWAYS gives me chills, and I don't know why but I love it

  • @roksanna251
    @roksanna251 Рік тому +3

    9:50 isnt the spaghetti monster the god of all universe?

  • @_ian_wick_
    @_ian_wick_ 2 роки тому +12

    1:59 I laughed my ass off on that😂

  • @lemonnoob1235
    @lemonnoob1235 2 роки тому +8

    Is it just me or does “Real Doctor” remind me of Dr. Mario?

  • @ixoidyougo7113
    @ixoidyougo7113 2 роки тому +2

    Laudry boy got me dead😂

  • @Datsmileyb0i
    @Datsmileyb0i 2 роки тому +2

    Lol 2 failing hearts I think would speed up the process of him dying 😂

  • @Pyrodorah
    @Pyrodorah 2 роки тому +27

    I found it hilarious that god was punching California and surrounding areas in Now Look What You've Done.

  • @generalians
    @generalians 2 роки тому +3

    HOLY SHIT! I just realized the chugging from the soul gem scene is actually Trolley Tom's trolley when he was the angel of death.

  • @nukenife9777
    @nukenife9777 Рік тому +1

    The Boat one got me.

  • @joeristan
    @joeristan 2 роки тому +1

    Very REAL DOC 😭😭😂😂THE BONG DEATH KILLED ME

  • @ultron420l9
    @ultron420l9 2 роки тому +4

    NOW I'VE GOT TWO FAILING HEARTS.

  • @marynassuna3792
    @marynassuna3792 2 роки тому +4

    1:47
    (Its fine)

  • @dylanbb6787
    @dylanbb6787 2 роки тому

    These videos never get old