The BEST Detective
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2023
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He must be LOADED. He keeps lighting cigarettes and tossing them away. At this rate, he must really be the best detective to make the money necessary for his 10-pack-a-day smoking haboit.
Yeah
Just about to said that
It’s amazing he hasn’t gotten any lung diseases yet!
Think he is supposed to be old time like when smokes were 10 cents a pack...
Ofcourse he knows where to get his cigarettes cheap, he's the best detective!😂😂😂
Yeah
I don't know what funnier, this guy is literally every TV detective molded into one or his fanboi chief.
Eyes glossing over with every word!
Both equally great
Autocorrect-generated detective
For me it's the "baby vest"
@@ReigoVassalyea, I’m kinda sad the video wasn’t about baby vest
I like how we casually just completely abandoned the original plot to do this detective thing instead.
I see you're new here
You should watch the full video
They get back to the original plot in the end. And also...
WE DON'T MAKE MISTAKES
@@ReigoVassal That's... literally just incorrect.
@@DimentiosLoyalest the original plot is the mayor is assassinated but could be protected in time.
And in the end of the episode the mayor have been missing and later found dead. Killed with the only clue is video of bob Ross knock off. And the line "we make no mistake" is keep repeated until the twist ending.
@@ReigoVassal wtf are you talking about literally none of that happens
My favorite part is the police chief, who's perpetually impressed by everything the detective says. The different faces the police chief make are hilarious. It's made funnier by the fact that it's a sharp contrast to the detective, who has no facial expressions at all because he's too cool.
i cant like this but i will comment instead 👍
Love that it's a play on the whole "Who's the bigger idiot" trope
lol exactly@@roffie
I love especially the fact we are like the police chief. All character/ people who have a suave and badass voice inspire confidence like Batman.
You know I'm very impressed that the cop was able to get all those women pregnant in a single day.
nobody said the babies had to be newborns.
Yeah what's even cooler is that he could wait nine months in a single day
I thought Higgins was gonna be told about a recent string of kidnappings, lol
after climaxing, he definitely lights up a cigarette, takes one drag and throws it away. -- all while monologuing about a sausage and a pussy cat.
or orphan baby can do the job too...
legends say hes still out there Making the world a better place 🫡😅
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 Ok 👍
Are you referring to the detective or the rookie?
The world is a better place, but there’s no place like home. Home is where the heart is. And you gotta have heart. Give it all you got, and you get what you give. That’s how you get ahead.
@@nathanmays7926😍😍
@@nathanmays7926 but don't lose that head, people will try and take, but focus, don't give up, don't give up your head, you need that head to focus, as to not lose your head and stay in the game, but sometimes you shouldn't play no game, the real game is much bigger than the game, if it's their game you don't play it, only play your game, that's the game, leave the game and make em play yours, as to stay ahead.
I'm just focused on how Higgins just keeps throwing away the new lit cigarettes just to pull out another.
same lol
@@instantchaos2385 You noticed how he somehow threw a cigarette out of the car from a closed window at 3:18? lol.
@@itsnitric He throws out the rules, including the laws of physics.
"i have something for PMS too" ballsy of the dude 😂
A great quote of you're a drug dealer. Or a pharmacist.
I need a sequel where Higgins' partner has been around him so much he starts acting and talking just like him and he's horrified by his inability to stop.
"Good idea."
"No!"
"Excellent idea."
"But what is an idea?"
"A free thought of imagination!"
"A representation of a future action you have envisioned, fantasised or visualized."
"A chemical and electrical reaction, a response of our brain, of what we call a self and a consciousness."
"Yet who can have ideas?"
"A man or a woman?"
"No!"
"A human!"
"But wait a moment, who is the human?"
"You!"
"Now stop reading!"
"Commence your endeavour and act."
"Do not wait."
"For tomorrow is less than half a day away."
"And the sequel has yet to be in sight."
The fact the detective Higgins looks like Robocop is a nice touch.
Man the Chief was fanboying hard for the detective!😂
Wow. 20 Years of Cyanide & Happiness was insanely GOOD.
This detective and Sherlock Holmes would do wonders together
Are you a real person?
More like Herlock Sholmes
Still they wouldn’t be able to find who Heisenberg is
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104
Ok
Did you not hear the man? He doesn't do partners 😂
the chief is every kid's vision as a gritty detective and every passion we felt in our obscure imaginations.
Higgins is so classy, he only smokes a cigar once and declares them used up
This needs to be a series now. Have the detective investigate different mysteries like the Silly Saga, who created the massive flashlight that burned out the Sun in the Dads series, find the origins of Butt Shark and more from other parts of the C&H cinematic universe.
"the C&H cinematic universe" Yeah, that's what this has become and I ain't complaining.
More like cyanimadic univese
Ahh, a detective who only speaks in film noir detective narration. Brilliant. 😁
"We ain't got any time!
"Because these are tough times."
"And when the time gets' tough!"
"The tough gets ten times tougher."
Best lines, hands down. Because I could not get it out of my head ever since I have seen the skit.
Now fight me if you have the will.
We surely need more Higgins episodes
WERE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE DIED BABY!?!
That baby is a life saver he deserves a Oscar
i think it wont be able to attend to the ceremony
What was even the point of it? It didn't go anywhere, it has nothing to do with the rest of the video. Would Not Recommend.
The guy above me just says negative comments in a few C&H videos and probably wants attention,ignore and dont respond to him.
Take your kid to work day ends in tragedy?
It must be Thursday!
Find someone in life that will look at you the way captain looks at Higgins ♥
I need a Higgins mini-series 🤌🏼
I need a Higgins movie 🤣
I agree
usually comedy shows get progressively worse over time, but this show just gets better and better!
I’d love to see this man get a series
I rolled on the floor laughing when I saw him kicking his leg through the door 😂
Naked gun did it. In 1988.
@@TarsiculusNobody expects the bear trap during a bust.
COP LEEEG!
Man, the chief is super amazed by the detective's incoherent nonsense.🤣
I swear the Black cop had me rollin the whole time with the faces😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was the chief dude.
I can't stop laughing at this exchange wtf HAHAHAHA
1:43
Higgins out here spitting facts 😂😂
The boss perfectly represents people who enjoy detective shows with bullshit logic
Love how it's two cartoons in one.
I love the chief's reaction throughout.
He's always so intrigued! Ahah!
The boss being interested with the detective’s stories?
Must be a Thursday!
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104shut up
Gasp, so it is.
Like on EVERY Thursday's Cyanide & Happiness short, someone making a lame Thursday joke? Must be a Thursday!
Oh you virgin again for the past 52 weeks commenting Must be Thursday. It must be Thursday
can we just appereciate how excited and interested the boss is on the guy
The detective kind of reminds me of Hank from the movie, "Me, Myself and Irene"
This is hilarious
Me and my friends were literally just talking about a baby being a meatshield against a shooter.
i remember reading cyanide and happiness in the sunday comics many years ago. Proud to be watching them still today with even funnier video comics online. And happy that they are making longer videos now. Keep it up!
This video could have been 90 seconds long and still would have maintained the funniest part
WE DEMAND CYANIDE & HAPPINESS 2 BACK 4 LAUGHS
Dick Tucker got a new competition
We need more of this guy!
Chief just LOVED to hear him talk.
Anyone named Mayor Mumb-berg has my vote. And Detective Higgins was missed as a Rap Superstar or a Starship Captain or Rod Sterling.😎
man I am a big fan from many years
love you bro
It actually bothers me he never finishes a cigarette.
3:51 Lmaoo I love this
This ‘Higgins’ guy is really the best of all detectives. He just tells random detective nonsense but I see where he’s going at.
LOVE How C & C is inching more towards morbidly comical
I always wanted to be a detective but then I took a bullet to the knee.
Man I wish I could throw out lines like this detective can!
Detective Higgins is my new fav character.
In the beginning I thought the joke would be that the shooter would take out the mayor while he was mourning his bodyguard.
1:46 - 1:47 got me 😂😂😂
The detective has some cool speeches 😎👌
I Quit.
I got something for yaa
Im In
Man😂😂
0:38 I love how it was animated with a mouse
This is my new favorite short
I love how the mayor turned from kind old politician to psychopath in 30 seconds
Detective Character Totally Nailed it😅
you guys nailed the noir aestatic
The Chief's faces as he was listening to him talk... 😅
Bro that detective is single handedly funding the nicotine companies
LOL this is the first Cyanide & Happiness that's actually left me shocked in a while.
This is absolutely hillarious😄
Higgins and Chief, hero and simp!
I need a Higgins Lil' Jil xover. Jil: DId someone say tiny style? Higgins: No, I never do anything tiny, I always go big! Big on crime. Crime and Punishment. That's a book, but I wouldn't know because I don't do books, especially rule books. Screw the rules, I have my own rules.
When life give you lemons, throw it back with a combustible one!
"Do you know WHo I AM!? I AM THE MAN WHO WILL BURN YOUR HOUS TO THE GROUND, witH the leMoN!" [...]
"When life gives you lemons, you find out where life got those lemons and take control." Kind of a powerful quote. I hope I remember it.
This is my new favourite skit
One of your best videos for sure! 😂😂😂
" I got something for PMS too..." LOL
Finnaly a long short
I like Higgins, what a champ.
I want more Higgins 😂😂
The chief had me 💀
I don't know what that beginning part was, but that ending, perfect
Happy anniversary!
Fuckin hell the amount of times he puts the cigarette in his mouth adds so much to the plot ,character, all of it 😂❤ love it
Lol the commissioner keeps pawgin 😂😂
I'm not even a smoker, nor do I support picking up the habit, but even I'm annoyed by the complete waste of deathstix.
Higgins is like Rorschach after ten shots of espresso
Legend says he's still smoking like a badass
Remember: don‘t skip leg day! :D
This is probably my favorite bit they've done. I'm glad this is now on their main channel for everyone to see.
"work gets so *derk* you can't even see the things i've seen"
We need him!
I guess Planned Parenthood now has competition.
one word:
BRUTAL
I feel so bad for his partner and his doctor 😭🤣🤣🤣
Also, the chief is such a friggin simp 😂
Yaay, new book, and the good old cool theme song with it!
The chief's faces ridiculous
That detective.. bro he could run 3 auction houses at the same time and bust more cases than Perry Mason.
"Baby armor" has been a thing for a long time.
Robber 1: These ain't the kind of drugs we're looking for!
Robber 2: I've got something for PMS also!
My man lit multiple cigarettes in the span of like 20 seconds. I aspire to chain smoke like Higgins one day!
Somebody should turn all of Higgins's lines into a rap
Why does the assassin never take a second shot.
The mayor was a perfectly still target for ages after that baby took the first round for him.
I wish that detective do a rap record
This man is spitting bars
Now we need The best court judge
Those sounds effects remind me of fear and hunger
Love the hype man chief