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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2023
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  • @spencerleifeld7517
    @spencerleifeld7517 8 місяців тому +1721

    He must be LOADED. He keeps lighting cigarettes and tossing them away. At this rate, he must really be the best detective to make the money necessary for his 10-pack-a-day smoking haboit.

    • @internetuser320
      @internetuser320 8 місяців тому +17

      Yeah
      Just about to said that

    • @iron-e4041
      @iron-e4041 8 місяців тому +17

      It’s amazing he hasn’t gotten any lung diseases yet!

    • @ekramer2478
      @ekramer2478 8 місяців тому +13

      Think he is supposed to be old time like when smokes were 10 cents a pack...

    • @TerrorTubbie666
      @TerrorTubbie666 8 місяців тому +11

      Ofcourse he knows where to get his cigarettes cheap, he's the best detective!😂😂😂

    • @alexbrown6725
      @alexbrown6725 8 місяців тому +2

      Yeah

  • @latituderider
    @latituderider 8 місяців тому +1184

    I don't know what funnier, this guy is literally every TV detective molded into one or his fanboi chief.

    • @dae57
      @dae57 8 місяців тому +34

      Eyes glossing over with every word!

    • @martinsonneborn6820
      @martinsonneborn6820 8 місяців тому +14

      Both equally great

    • @tt_thoma
      @tt_thoma 8 місяців тому +8

      Autocorrect-generated detective

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal 8 місяців тому +4

      For me it's the "baby vest"

    • @CertifiedPossumLover
      @CertifiedPossumLover 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ReigoVassalyea, I’m kinda sad the video wasn’t about baby vest

  • @DimentiosLoyalest
    @DimentiosLoyalest 8 місяців тому +813

    I like how we casually just completely abandoned the original plot to do this detective thing instead.

    • @smogunner
      @smogunner 8 місяців тому +25

      I see you're new here

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal 8 місяців тому +23

      You should watch the full video
      They get back to the original plot in the end. And also...
      WE DON'T MAKE MISTAKES

    • @DimentiosLoyalest
      @DimentiosLoyalest 8 місяців тому +13

      @@ReigoVassal That's... literally just incorrect.

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal 8 місяців тому +15

      @@DimentiosLoyalest the original plot is the mayor is assassinated but could be protected in time.
      And in the end of the episode the mayor have been missing and later found dead. Killed with the only clue is video of bob Ross knock off. And the line "we make no mistake" is keep repeated until the twist ending.

    • @brokle4645
      @brokle4645 8 місяців тому +11

      @@ReigoVassal wtf are you talking about literally none of that happens

  • @DrewzThunder
    @DrewzThunder 8 місяців тому +654

    My favorite part is the police chief, who's perpetually impressed by everything the detective says. The different faces the police chief make are hilarious. It's made funnier by the fact that it's a sharp contrast to the detective, who has no facial expressions at all because he's too cool.

    • @spartan_0663
      @spartan_0663 8 місяців тому

      i cant like this but i will comment instead 👍

    • @roffie
      @roffie 8 місяців тому

      Love that it's a play on the whole "Who's the bigger idiot" trope

    • @DrewzThunder
      @DrewzThunder 8 місяців тому

      lol exactly@@roffie

    • @UnPeuDeTourisme
      @UnPeuDeTourisme 8 місяців тому

      I love especially the fact we are like the police chief. All character/ people who have a suave and badass voice inspire confidence like Batman.

  • @kid10249595
    @kid10249595 8 місяців тому +541

    You know I'm very impressed that the cop was able to get all those women pregnant in a single day.

    • @anonymousmonkey9491
      @anonymousmonkey9491 8 місяців тому +42

      nobody said the babies had to be newborns.

    • @PooPooLord69
      @PooPooLord69 8 місяців тому +13

      Yeah what's even cooler is that he could wait nine months in a single day

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 8 місяців тому +10

      I thought Higgins was gonna be told about a recent string of kidnappings, lol

    • @jbug1979
      @jbug1979 8 місяців тому

      after climaxing, he definitely lights up a cigarette, takes one drag and throws it away. -- all while monologuing about a sausage and a pussy cat.

    • @alphaxfang
      @alphaxfang 8 місяців тому +3

      or orphan baby can do the job too...

  • @bladeanimeking955
    @bladeanimeking955 8 місяців тому +488

    legends say hes still out there Making the world a better place 🫡😅

    • @bladeanimeking955
      @bladeanimeking955 8 місяців тому +1

      @DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 Ok 👍

    • @gamerrich
      @gamerrich 8 місяців тому +2

      Are you referring to the detective or the rookie?

    • @nathanmays7926
      @nathanmays7926 8 місяців тому +8

      The world is a better place, but there’s no place like home. Home is where the heart is. And you gotta have heart. Give it all you got, and you get what you give. That’s how you get ahead.

    • @martinsonneborn6820
      @martinsonneborn6820 8 місяців тому

      ​@@nathanmays7926😍😍

    • @LordNapking
      @LordNapking 8 місяців тому

      @@nathanmays7926 but don't lose that head, people will try and take, but focus, don't give up, don't give up your head, you need that head to focus, as to not lose your head and stay in the game, but sometimes you shouldn't play no game, the real game is much bigger than the game, if it's their game you don't play it, only play your game, that's the game, leave the game and make em play yours, as to stay ahead.

  • @honest_126
    @honest_126 8 місяців тому +319

    I'm just focused on how Higgins just keeps throwing away the new lit cigarettes just to pull out another.

    • @instantchaos2385
      @instantchaos2385 8 місяців тому +5

      same lol

    • @itsnitric
      @itsnitric 2 місяці тому

      @@instantchaos2385 You noticed how he somehow threw a cigarette out of the car from a closed window at 3:18? lol.

    • @honest_126
      @honest_126 Місяць тому

      ​@@itsnitric He throws out the rules, including the laws of physics.

  • @oz_jones
    @oz_jones 8 місяців тому +44

    "i have something for PMS too" ballsy of the dude 😂

    • @christianrivera2674
      @christianrivera2674 7 місяців тому +1

      A great quote of you're a drug dealer. Or a pharmacist.

  • @Merik2013
    @Merik2013 8 місяців тому +39

    I need a sequel where Higgins' partner has been around him so much he starts acting and talking just like him and he's horrified by his inability to stop.

    • @jeok9328
      @jeok9328 8 місяців тому +7

      "Good idea."
      "No!"
      "Excellent idea."
      "But what is an idea?"
      "A free thought of imagination!"
      "A representation of a future action you have envisioned, fantasised or visualized."
      "A chemical and electrical reaction, a response of our brain, of what we call a self and a consciousness."
      "Yet who can have ideas?"
      "A man or a woman?"
      "No!"
      "A human!"
      "But wait a moment, who is the human?"
      "You!"
      "Now stop reading!"
      "Commence your endeavour and act."
      "Do not wait."
      "For tomorrow is less than half a day away."
      "And the sequel has yet to be in sight."

  • @paulstokowski1466
    @paulstokowski1466 8 місяців тому +68

    The fact the detective Higgins looks like Robocop is a nice touch.

  • @happypasta6
    @happypasta6 8 місяців тому +118

    Man the Chief was fanboying hard for the detective!😂

  • @starry53
    @starry53 8 місяців тому +90

    Wow. 20 Years of Cyanide & Happiness was insanely GOOD.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 8 місяців тому +141

    This detective and Sherlock Holmes would do wonders together

  • @JonkoSlunko
    @JonkoSlunko 8 місяців тому +30

    the chief is every kid's vision as a gritty detective and every passion we felt in our obscure imaginations.

  • @gxalcremieshiny4229
    @gxalcremieshiny4229 8 місяців тому +38

    Higgins is so classy, he only smokes a cigar once and declares them used up

  • @tonymintz8537
    @tonymintz8537 8 місяців тому +90

    This needs to be a series now. Have the detective investigate different mysteries like the Silly Saga, who created the massive flashlight that burned out the Sun in the Dads series, find the origins of Butt Shark and more from other parts of the C&H cinematic universe.

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 8 місяців тому +2

      "the C&H cinematic universe" Yeah, that's what this has become and I ain't complaining.

    • @whatever9936tff
      @whatever9936tff 8 місяців тому +2

      More like cyanimadic univese

  • @thegreywanderer8427
    @thegreywanderer8427 8 місяців тому +31

    Ahh, a detective who only speaks in film noir detective narration. Brilliant. 😁

  • @jeok9328
    @jeok9328 8 місяців тому +7

    "We ain't got any time!
    "Because these are tough times."
    "And when the time gets' tough!"
    "The tough gets ten times tougher."
    Best lines, hands down. Because I could not get it out of my head ever since I have seen the skit.
    Now fight me if you have the will.

  • @Hacjul
    @Hacjul 8 місяців тому +16

    We surely need more Higgins episodes

  • @Noobnoodles5
    @Noobnoodles5 8 місяців тому +58

    WERE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE DIED BABY!?!
    That baby is a life saver he deserves a Oscar

    • @mimaps
      @mimaps 8 місяців тому +5

      i think it wont be able to attend to the ceremony

    • @matttestani8105
      @matttestani8105 4 місяці тому

      What was even the point of it? It didn't go anywhere, it has nothing to do with the rest of the video. Would Not Recommend.

    • @mr.technicalisolate9188
      @mr.technicalisolate9188 4 місяці тому +1

      The guy above me just says negative comments in a few C&H videos and probably wants attention,ignore and dont respond to him.

  • @TheStockportHatter1986
    @TheStockportHatter1986 8 місяців тому +13

    Take your kid to work day ends in tragedy?
    It must be Thursday!

  • @MrOKARA22
    @MrOKARA22 8 місяців тому +10

    Find someone in life that will look at you the way captain looks at Higgins ♥

  • @realone9887
    @realone9887 8 місяців тому +16

    I need a Higgins mini-series 🤌🏼

  • @Blueskies2513
    @Blueskies2513 8 місяців тому +21

    usually comedy shows get progressively worse over time, but this show just gets better and better!

  • @YungTardactiy3871
    @YungTardactiy3871 8 місяців тому +7

    I’d love to see this man get a series

  • @94sl
    @94sl 8 місяців тому +19

    I rolled on the floor laughing when I saw him kicking his leg through the door 😂

    • @Tarsiculus
      @Tarsiculus 8 місяців тому +2

      Naked gun did it. In 1988.

    • @rafflesmaos
      @rafflesmaos 8 місяців тому

      @@TarsiculusNobody expects the bear trap during a bust.

    • @TigerTigerII
      @TigerTigerII 8 місяців тому

      COP LEEEG!

  • @rowsdower6950
    @rowsdower6950 8 місяців тому +10

    Man, the chief is super amazed by the detective's incoherent nonsense.🤣

  • @keydookiedagoat7369
    @keydookiedagoat7369 8 місяців тому +6

    I swear the Black cop had me rollin the whole time with the faces😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @redkagaseo4489
    @redkagaseo4489 8 місяців тому +10

    I can't stop laughing at this exchange wtf HAHAHAHA
    1:43

  • @haseotheterrorofdeath4938
    @haseotheterrorofdeath4938 8 місяців тому +9

    Higgins out here spitting facts 😂😂

  • @kingnaima
    @kingnaima 8 місяців тому +11

    The boss perfectly represents people who enjoy detective shows with bullshit logic

  • @ryanlugo321
    @ryanlugo321 8 місяців тому +4

    Love how it's two cartoons in one.

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT 8 місяців тому +5

    I love the chief's reaction throughout.
    He's always so intrigued! Ahah!

  • @Kskillz2
    @Kskillz2 8 місяців тому +94

    The boss being interested with the detective’s stories?
    Must be a Thursday!

    • @robbiejohn6478
      @robbiejohn6478 8 місяців тому

      @DontReadMyProfilePicture.104shut up

    • @Tsukiyori9
      @Tsukiyori9 8 місяців тому

      Gasp, so it is.

    • @RealRomplayer
      @RealRomplayer 8 місяців тому

      Like on EVERY Thursday's Cyanide & Happiness short, someone making a lame Thursday joke? Must be a Thursday!

    • @anthonyn7918
      @anthonyn7918 8 місяців тому

      Oh you virgin again for the past 52 weeks commenting Must be Thursday. It must be Thursday

  • @runeritari3
    @runeritari3 8 місяців тому +7

    can we just appereciate how excited and interested the boss is on the guy

  • @DonCarlione973
    @DonCarlione973 8 місяців тому +7

    The detective kind of reminds me of Hank from the movie, "Me, Myself and Irene"

  • @Spiketrooper
    @Spiketrooper 8 місяців тому +6

    This is hilarious
    Me and my friends were literally just talking about a baby being a meatshield against a shooter.

  • @TexasScratchMan
    @TexasScratchMan 8 місяців тому +4

    i remember reading cyanide and happiness in the sunday comics many years ago. Proud to be watching them still today with even funnier video comics online. And happy that they are making longer videos now. Keep it up!

  • @ronnimcallister3970
    @ronnimcallister3970 8 місяців тому +6

    This video could have been 90 seconds long and still would have maintained the funniest part

  • @Grubb3r
    @Grubb3r 8 місяців тому +10

    WE DEMAND CYANIDE & HAPPINESS 2 BACK 4 LAUGHS

  • @syedhamza01
    @syedhamza01 8 місяців тому +5

    Dick Tucker got a new competition

  • @jenextra
    @jenextra 8 місяців тому +4

    We need more of this guy!

  • @sakilynn
    @sakilynn 8 місяців тому +1

    Chief just LOVED to hear him talk.

  • @chrisperrien7055
    @chrisperrien7055 8 місяців тому +20

    Anyone named Mayor Mumb-berg has my vote. And Detective Higgins was missed as a Rap Superstar or a Starship Captain or Rod Sterling.😎

  • @user-wy7ez3xc9v
    @user-wy7ez3xc9v 8 місяців тому +2

    man I am a big fan from many years
    love you bro

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 8 місяців тому +8

    It actually bothers me he never finishes a cigarette.

  • @killabean990
    @killabean990 8 місяців тому +3

    3:51 Lmaoo I love this

  • @FamilyChannelMemes
    @FamilyChannelMemes 8 місяців тому +2

    This ‘Higgins’ guy is really the best of all detectives. He just tells random detective nonsense but I see where he’s going at.

  • @alejandrorobles1343
    @alejandrorobles1343 8 місяців тому +2

    LOVE How C & C is inching more towards morbidly comical

  • @2DevilliveD
    @2DevilliveD 8 місяців тому +4

    I always wanted to be a detective but then I took a bullet to the knee.

  • @EEE-1409
    @EEE-1409 8 місяців тому +4

    Man I wish I could throw out lines like this detective can!

  • @jazzer1391
    @jazzer1391 8 місяців тому +1

    Detective Higgins is my new fav character.

  •  8 місяців тому +2

    In the beginning I thought the joke would be that the shooter would take out the mayor while he was mourning his bodyguard.

  • @danielmoricz4112
    @danielmoricz4112 8 місяців тому +3

    1:46 - 1:47 got me 😂😂😂
    The detective has some cool speeches 😎👌

    • @Ibrahimdude
      @Ibrahimdude 8 місяців тому +1

      I Quit.
      I got something for yaa
      Im In
      Man😂😂

  • @jelek_pl
    @jelek_pl 8 місяців тому

    0:38 I love how it was animated with a mouse

  • @SuperMusic18
    @SuperMusic18 8 місяців тому +1

    This is my new favorite short

  • @Hacjul
    @Hacjul 7 місяців тому +1

    I love how the mayor turned from kind old politician to psychopath in 30 seconds

  • @FaizanMulla
    @FaizanMulla 8 місяців тому +2

    Detective Character Totally Nailed it😅

  • @maxmcelhannan7477
    @maxmcelhannan7477 8 місяців тому

    you guys nailed the noir aestatic

  • @Beer_Wolf
    @Beer_Wolf 8 місяців тому +2

    The Chief's faces as he was listening to him talk... 😅

  • @PubertyHitHard
    @PubertyHitHard 8 місяців тому +1

    Bro that detective is single handedly funding the nicotine companies

  • @buckshott00
    @buckshott00 8 місяців тому +2

    LOL this is the first Cyanide & Happiness that's actually left me shocked in a while.

  • @CLO2610
    @CLO2610 8 місяців тому +3

    This is absolutely hillarious😄

  • @NevermoreMadGirl
    @NevermoreMadGirl 8 місяців тому +2

    Higgins and Chief, hero and simp!
    I need a Higgins Lil' Jil xover. Jil: DId someone say tiny style? Higgins: No, I never do anything tiny, I always go big! Big on crime. Crime and Punishment. That's a book, but I wouldn't know because I don't do books, especially rule books. Screw the rules, I have my own rules.

  • @pytiam
    @pytiam 8 місяців тому +3

    When life give you lemons, throw it back with a combustible one!

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 8 місяців тому

      "Do you know WHo I AM!? I AM THE MAN WHO WILL BURN YOUR HOUS TO THE GROUND, witH the leMoN!" [...]

  • @christianrivera2674
    @christianrivera2674 7 місяців тому

    "When life gives you lemons, you find out where life got those lemons and take control." Kind of a powerful quote. I hope I remember it.

  • @shovelmp4971
    @shovelmp4971 8 місяців тому

    This is my new favourite skit

  • @zenzenith007
    @zenzenith007 8 місяців тому +3

    One of your best videos for sure! 😂😂😂

  • @jdepaul87
    @jdepaul87 8 місяців тому +1

    " I got something for PMS too..." LOL

  • @youshouldntaddzombottothisdeck
    @youshouldntaddzombottothisdeck 8 місяців тому

    Finnaly a long short

  • @anjairis
    @anjairis 8 місяців тому +1

    I like Higgins, what a champ.

  • @armoniibrown7476
    @armoniibrown7476 8 місяців тому +1

    I want more Higgins 😂😂

  • @HentaiSweetie
    @HentaiSweetie 8 місяців тому +1

    The chief had me 💀

  • @kaskjmerecollier3917
    @kaskjmerecollier3917 8 місяців тому

    I don't know what that beginning part was, but that ending, perfect

  • @evilwizardtherapist
    @evilwizardtherapist 8 місяців тому

    Happy anniversary!

  • @Mxnxpxly
    @Mxnxpxly 8 місяців тому

    Fuckin hell the amount of times he puts the cigarette in his mouth adds so much to the plot ,character, all of it 😂❤ love it

  • @DominusDolo
    @DominusDolo 8 місяців тому

    Lol the commissioner keeps pawgin 😂😂

  • @Rehteal
    @Rehteal 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm not even a smoker, nor do I support picking up the habit, but even I'm annoyed by the complete waste of deathstix.

  • @thepoleontheroad
    @thepoleontheroad 8 місяців тому

    Higgins is like Rorschach after ten shots of espresso

  • @adamk-paxlogan7330
    @adamk-paxlogan7330 8 місяців тому +1

    Legend says he's still smoking like a badass

  • @Delcaniner
    @Delcaniner 8 місяців тому +5

    Remember: don‘t skip leg day! :D

  • @franckj.
    @franckj. 8 місяців тому +5

    This is probably my favorite bit they've done. I'm glad this is now on their main channel for everyone to see.

  • @tyon4187
    @tyon4187 8 місяців тому

    "work gets so *derk* you can't even see the things i've seen"

  • @lintalyor6535
    @lintalyor6535 8 місяців тому +1

    We need him!

  • @mah29001
    @mah29001 8 місяців тому +1

    I guess Planned Parenthood now has competition.

  • @franklipscomb5672
    @franklipscomb5672 8 місяців тому

    one word:
    BRUTAL

  • @clarejennings5049
    @clarejennings5049 8 місяців тому +1

    I feel so bad for his partner and his doctor 😭🤣🤣🤣
    Also, the chief is such a friggin simp 😂

  • @penkus5902
    @penkus5902 8 місяців тому

    Yaay, new book, and the good old cool theme song with it!

  • @lizardman4246
    @lizardman4246 8 місяців тому +1

    The chief's faces ridiculous

  • @EchoYoutube
    @EchoYoutube 7 місяців тому

    That detective.. bro he could run 3 auction houses at the same time and bust more cases than Perry Mason.

  • @psikogeek
    @psikogeek 8 місяців тому

    "Baby armor" has been a thing for a long time.

  • @ScottM1973
    @ScottM1973 8 місяців тому

    Robber 1: These ain't the kind of drugs we're looking for!
    Robber 2: I've got something for PMS also!

  • @stripeybag6977
    @stripeybag6977 8 місяців тому +1

    My man lit multiple cigarettes in the span of like 20 seconds. I aspire to chain smoke like Higgins one day!

  • @afinchinthedark
    @afinchinthedark 8 місяців тому +1

    Somebody should turn all of Higgins's lines into a rap

  • @lordsrednuas
    @lordsrednuas 8 місяців тому

    Why does the assassin never take a second shot.
    The mayor was a perfectly still target for ages after that baby took the first round for him.

  • @BuoBuoLi
    @BuoBuoLi 8 місяців тому +1

    I wish that detective do a rap record

  • @Tvconsumer
    @Tvconsumer 8 місяців тому +1

    This man is spitting bars

  • @ONOINFLAKES
    @ONOINFLAKES 8 місяців тому

    Now we need The best court judge

  • @ft6840
    @ft6840 8 місяців тому

    Those sounds effects remind me of fear and hunger

  • @user-dz5ne5vx7l
    @user-dz5ne5vx7l 8 місяців тому

    Love the hype man chief