"Hi my name is Father Mike Schmitz and this is Ascension Presents SO, I was getting up for the day here in Duluth, just doin' my thing, and I sat down to eat breakfast, and then I thought, "what would it look like if I took the time to make a proper breakfast?" Think about that - if we took the time to cook eggs and bacon ans sausage, how much more nourished we would be. The same thing goes for when we pray" Great work Lauren! You should do a part 2!
Does Fr Mike drink coffee? I was under the impression that the spacetime continuum would rupture and all existence as we know it would collapse if he ever drank coffee...
Dr. Peter Kreeft. We see the importance of breakfast reflected in literature, and most impressively in one of the greatest books of all time, Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. In the lives of the hobbits we have not one but two breakfasts.
Taylor Marshall: *"Kids, the Vatican is trying to sell you Lucky Charms at double their market price. I describe all this and more in my book "Inflation"*
“Did I say I eat brunch? No. I did not. I said I had breakfast food around early lunch time. The Church hasn’t defined it dogmatically that that time frame and activity is specifically brunch. This is just an uncharitable accusation that I have no problem calling out. The Counsel of Trent simply never dogmatically or infallibly declares that I have to call it brunch.”
So spot on and super funny! Sad that Fr. Mike Schmitz wasn't featured ! Part 2 suggestions? - Fr Mike Schmitz - Bishop Barron - Scott Hahn - Michael Loften - Dr Brant Pitre - Brian Holdsworth
I was literally going to type that I wanted to say, "Oh golly, oh gosh, you guys, this is so amazing, wow, so much, I say brioche, but I've heard it said brehoche, both ways, but I'm committed."
How would you lampoon Brant Pitre? Open with a joke about growing up in Louisiana, hold up a cue card with a Greek word at two points in the video, give instructions from the Babylonian Talmud for cooking fatback, and mention that you'll be selling your new book, "Jesus and the Jewish Roots of Hashbrowns", on the front porch after breakfast? ..... Ok, that was a lot easier than I expected 30 seconds ago.
“Hey everyone, this is Trent Horn. Before we sit down to eat this breakfast, I’d like to tell you a few horrific freak accidents that have happened throughout the history of breakfast consumption, and what you can do to prevent it. First, I want to start with the Bacon Grease Fire of Detroit in 1903.”
I love this! Thank you for the lighthearted and funny videos! We are in the thick of chemotherapy treatments for my 22 month old with leukemia and it's so nice to laugh! ❤️
@@laurahorn Thank you so much! I'm very thankful for your family. I've only been Catholic for 6.5 years and your husband's videos have been a huge help in that process. Now I am even more thankful to your family for praying for my sweet Catherine. ❤️
May Our Lord strengthen you at this time and grant you his healing miracle. And may the Body of Christ, the Church, be a source of encouragement and joy for you.
Dr. Brant Pitre: "In today's talk, we will be diving into the Jewish roots of the breakfast. We will explore texts from the Bible, especially the Old Testament, and other ancient Jewish writings to see how the early Christians ate the breakfast and how it was precisely their Jewish faith that led them to think of the breakfast as a foretaste of the heavenly banquet."
This was fun. I enjoy/listen to everybody in this parody. Not bad. Tim Gordon: "And if you wanna learn how to fight / bring back the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast don't forget and buy Rules For Egogrades and The Case For Pastryarchy so you can defend your home against modernist, Novus Delivery-ite, no time to sit with the fam, Pop-Tartstant fueled culture" .
Lmbo 😂 This was definitely a breath of fresh air. All the infighting between all our UA-cam Catholic brethren had me feeling so sad lately. Thanks for the good laugh. May we all learn to laugh at ourselves every now and then. It’s good for the soul. I will however keep praying for unity amongst our fellow Catholics. ❤️🙏🏼
Oh, hey! It's already out! Golly, it's so nice to see he's got his eye on Catholic UA-cam so broadly; he's so _thorough_ with all his analyses. Some might call him a bit long-winded, but I just say he's- _an hour and a half?!_
Even your video description is hilarious. I'm going to be thinking about this when listening to Patrick Coffin's podcast tonight. hahaha I love the twinkle in your eye with your excellent Timothy Gordon performance.
Fr. Ripperger: "You want perfect khannn-fidence that the breakfast you're consuming exooodes ALL the essential qualities of a healthy meal: vitamins, minerals, et setra...okay...moving on..."
I just asked Sheamus from FreedomToons to make a video like this like 2 days ago! This is TOO good. You hit everybody except Micheal Lofton from Reason and theology
Just amazing!! Honestly, it's nice and refreshing to have a change from very theological videos (even though they're still great)! It's also wonderful to see how you and your husband get to make some videos together. :) definitely encourage you to make more. ! God bless 🙏
As a follower of ALL the people parodied on this video, (except JM), I think this is so freaking hilarious! I am a long time Trent Patron and have me him in person, but this is the funniest things I have seen in a long time! So glad Laura would do something like this!
I believe you have proved that all of those personalities are now superfluous and that you have it handled to outright replace them all.I am sure all of them will be relieved.
Sooo good! As an Australian your Aussie accent does need some improvement, but love the attempt anyway! I laughed so hard in this video! Can you please do a part 2 and include Fr Mike Schmitz impersonation?
THANK YOU, Laura! Finally, comedy I can relate to and LAUGH out LOUD. Like when you did TMarshall and you had to wait 50 minutes to get the answer! HA HA HA. Too funny.
I AM SO HONORED TO HAVE MADE THIS AMAZING VIDEO!!! Thanks for helping us all have a good laugh and NOT take ourselves too seriously!
Hey you two!!!!
Or Aye Moose
O lord
That one comment about the eggs...my jaw legit dropped. This is too accurate though
It would be so funny if every person who is portrayed in this video would write a comment like you did! 😂😅
I died when you went to pray in Latin but you said the Spanish version instead. Well done, this was hilarious!!
Yes!! I was like, “Wait a minute…”
I died too. I'm in purgatory as we speak!
@@CBodo 😂
"Hi my name is Father Mike Schmitz and this is Ascension Presents SO, I was getting up for the day here in Duluth, just doin' my thing, and I sat down to eat breakfast, and then I thought, "what would it look like if I took the time to make a proper breakfast?" Think about that - if we took the time to cook eggs and bacon ans sausage, how much more nourished we would be. The same thing goes for when we pray"
Great work Lauren! You should do a part 2!
this is 100% perfect
Very good, but you can't have an authentic-sounding Fr. Mike Schmitz quote unless you work in the word "brokenness" somewhere. 🙂
@@Paul71H true 😂😂
Have to constantly laugh too
Fr Mike Schmitz with a huge cup of coffee:
"Ok wow, oh boy.
So good."
🤣👍🏼
Yeah yeah oh my goodness... oh my gosh...
Yes!! 'It's so good, you guys! So good!' -Fr. Mike
ThIs is rEmarkable!
Does Fr Mike drink coffee? I was under the impression that the spacetime continuum would rupture and all existence as we know it would collapse if he ever drank coffee...
Dr. Peter Kreeft.
We see the importance of breakfast reflected in literature, and most impressively in one of the greatest books of all time, Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. In the lives of the hobbits we have not one but two breakfasts.
Taylor Marshall: *"Kids, the Vatican is trying to sell you Lucky Charms at double their market price. I describe all this and more in my book "Inflation"*
The best ever
😂
A-maze-balls!
Did a man just get murdered outside? Gotta love Steubenville.
@@Extex_ Spot on impression! 😂
he's watched it like 10times that I've seen!!
Wait… does this mean women can be funny? 😂
Bishop Barron will ask whether we dare to hope that everyone will get breakfast...
That Tim Gordon ending was amazing.
It needs steph laughing in the background
@@kdublock yes it does!
@@kdublock portrayed by Trent
“Is brahckfast ready?” 😂
@@kdublock hopefully she's working on the laugh and will share when ready:)
Also it is a well known fact Michael Lofton does not eat breakfast. He eats brunch. Brunch is breakfast with distinctions and nuance.
😂 at nuance
💯
A real nuance master eats brunch and linner… lol
“Did I say I eat brunch? No. I did not. I said I had breakfast food around early lunch time. The Church hasn’t defined it dogmatically that that time frame and activity is specifically brunch. This is just an uncharitable accusation that I have no problem calling out. The Counsel of Trent simply never dogmatically or infallibly declares that I have to call it brunch.”
@@jordand5732 😂😂😂
The roasts of Marshall are on point 🤣.
EVERYTHING is right on point!
Laura you're currently the best Catholic comedian in UA-cam. Love all the Catholicness, Catholic jokes, clean and witty puns. It's amazing.
Yes, encore.
definitely better than Stephen Colbert
So spot on and super funny! Sad that Fr. Mike Schmitz wasn't featured !
Part 2 suggestions?
- Fr Mike Schmitz
- Bishop Barron
- Scott Hahn
- Michael Loften
- Dr Brant Pitre
- Brian Holdsworth
I was literally going to type that I wanted to say, "Oh golly, oh gosh, you guys, this is so amazing, wow, so much, I say brioche, but I've heard it said brehoche, both ways, but I'm committed."
I would also add Fr Don Calloway & Fr Ripperger.
Oh, and don’t forget Steve Ray with his hat.
How would you lampoon Brant Pitre?
Open with a joke about growing up in Louisiana, hold up a cue card with a Greek word at two points in the video, give instructions from the Babylonian Talmud for cooking fatback, and mention that you'll be selling your new book, "Jesus and the Jewish Roots of Hashbrowns", on the front porch after breakfast?
.....
Ok, that was a lot easier than I expected 30 seconds ago.
Tim Gordon on the end is priceless
“Hey everyone, this is Trent Horn. Before we sit down to eat this breakfast, I’d like to tell you a few horrific freak accidents that have happened throughout the history of breakfast consumption, and what you can do to prevent it. First, I want to start with the Bacon Grease Fire of Detroit in 1903.”
Perfection!
This was hilarious, especially for Patrick Coffin and Taylor Marshall
Fr. Mike: “Breakfast…. You know…” (starts crying)
Wonderful to see something light hearted (and hilarious) amidst the turmoil that is the Catholic Church right now. Thank you.
I love this! Thank you for the lighthearted and funny videos! We are in the thick of chemotherapy treatments for my 22 month old with leukemia and it's so nice to laugh! ❤️
This is by far the most meaningful comment ever received. We will pray for you and your child, and I assume everyone who reads this will, also!
@@laurahorn Thank you so much! I'm very thankful for your family. I've only been Catholic for 6.5 years and your husband's videos have been a huge help in that process. Now I am even more thankful to your family for praying for my sweet Catherine. ❤️
May Our Lord strengthen you at this time and grant you his healing miracle.
And may the Body of Christ, the Church, be a source of encouragement and joy for you.
"In El Nombre" was amazing.
My homeschool child corrected me. "Mom, that's not Latin!"
Laura, that is "a" Latin language 😉
You are smarter than your kids.
@@laurahorn 😆 a priest I remember once conflated the Spanish and Latin after mass once. I even thought you did it on purpose
I snort-laughed and almost woke up my 2 yr old and 3 yr old.
@@laurahorn Wait, so it was pure accident? It's my favorite part of the skit!
I think what we need is a Breakfast of Breakfasdality where we can journey together and dialogue about what our role is in the Breakfast.
Dr. Brant Pitre: "In today's talk, we will be diving into the Jewish roots of the breakfast. We will explore texts from the Bible, especially the Old Testament, and other ancient Jewish writings to see how the early Christians ate the breakfast and how it was precisely their Jewish faith that led them to think of the breakfast as a foretaste of the heavenly banquet."
THIS!
😆😆😂
😂 It does sound like the awesome Dr Pitre.
Please do THIS!!
I have to admit I laughed out loud. Please do a part 2!
Yes!
This was fun. I enjoy/listen to everybody in this parody. Not bad. Tim Gordon: "And if you wanna learn how to fight / bring back the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast don't forget and buy Rules For Egogrades and The Case For Pastryarchy so you can defend your home against modernist, Novus Delivery-ite, no time to sit with the fam, Pop-Tartstant fueled culture" .
Favorite comment of the week
That was awesome 🤣🤣🤣
That’s scary-accurate 😂😂😂
“Pop-tartstant” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pastryarchy is the only way forward. It’s what God intended from all eternity
Tim Gordon’s legalist lawyer jargon 🤣🤣🤣
"In Latin, or you're not part of the team " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠☠☠☠
Right?! Spot on!
Precedes to pray in Spanish
Lmbo 😂 This was definitely a breath of fresh air. All the infighting between all our UA-cam Catholic brethren had me feeling so sad lately. Thanks for the good laugh. May we all learn to laugh at ourselves every now and then. It’s good for the soul. I will however keep praying for unity amongst our fellow Catholics. ❤️🙏🏼
The most accurate video of all time
You saved the best for last. The Tim Gordon impression was spot on!!! 👌
Love the Matt Fradd Velveta! I’ve often wondered if he would ever get back to simply talking Aquinas. 🤣
This is quickly becoming my favorite UA-cam channel.
This is your best one! Taylor marshall had me crying
The USA map needs to be upside down for the Matt Fradd segment.
I also wanted to put a picture of Father Martin behind me for the Father Martin one. But I don't have a picture of Father Martin. . .
@@laurahorn that's OK, he needs prayers, not more attention😁
These are great
This is actually both hilarious and genius, especially the Coffin and Marshall ones. 😂
The Tim Gordon appearance at the end 😂
Keep an eye out for Trent's rebuttal video later this week.
😂
Oh, hey! It's already out! Golly, it's so nice to see he's got his eye on Catholic UA-cam so broadly; he's so _thorough_ with all his analyses. Some might call him a bit long-winded, but I just say he's- _an hour and a half?!_
Even your video description is hilarious. I'm going to be thinking about this when listening to Patrick Coffin's podcast tonight. hahaha I love the twinkle in your eye with your excellent Timothy Gordon performance.
Fr. Ripperger: "You want perfect khannn-fidence that the breakfast you're consuming exooodes ALL the essential qualities of a healthy meal: vitamins, minerals, et setra...okay...moving on..."
and..."that sort of thing..."
“En el nombe” I laughed way more than I should have. The subtlety 😂
Ahahaha this is amazing. The Taylor Marshall and Fr. Martin had me deceased. Great job. God bless
This was so good!! Nailed the “bro” attitude of Tim Gordon at the end😂
Jason Evert wants you to have clear boundaries in breakfast.
🤣 This. I mean, YOU are hilarious! I literally laughed out loud. You balance Trent out really well.
Yep, my thoughts exactly! I had no idea she had a UA-cam channel until today but she is really really funny. Love the lighthearted humor!
Next episode: A philosophical discussion on the metaphysics of Breakfast between Jimmy Akin and Fr. Gregory Pine
I just asked Sheamus from FreedomToons to make a video like this like 2 days ago! This is TOO good. You hit everybody except Micheal Lofton from Reason and theology
Incredible! Please keep these videos coming and I will continue to laugh my butt off
brilliant you should have Michael Voris over for brunch
this is such an amazing inside joke for all internet catholics lol.
This already needs a part 2 with Bishop barron, Fr mike schmitz, jimmy akin and michael lofton
"The original Greek word for breakfast is Faith ALONE ". ( James White). 🤣
I totally found your channel by accident but I’m so glad I did love it.
You gotta do a part 2 (or another roast with other Catholics).
Can't believe I wasn't subscribed! Mea culpa.
Just amazing!! Honestly, it's nice and refreshing to have a change from very theological videos (even though they're still great)! It's also wonderful to see how you and your husband get to make some videos together. :) definitely encourage you to make more. ! God bless 🙏
The Taylor Marshall impressions 😂😂
Brilliantly hysterical. Closing on Tim Gordon's remark was perfection. I will never forget that debaucle.
"Tim Gordon" killied me 😂😂
This is the kind of content I need...
This is HILARIOUS!!!! Laura, you are amazing!!!!
I literally had no idea who Tim Gordon was until I watched your video. Thanks for introducing me to his content! He’s interesting.
This was hilarious!!! LOVE IT!!! Thanks for giving us all a good laugh, don't ever stop
All I can say is I feel loved by this incredibly niche video.
I laughed my head off and had to watch again!! Make another video like this please!!
As a follower of ALL the people parodied on this video, (except JM), I think this is so freaking hilarious! I am a long time Trent Patron and have me him in person, but this is the funniest things I have seen in a long time! So glad Laura would do something like this!
This is absolute gold! Please do part 2!!!!!!
This was so great and is so needed for the online Catholic community! A good laugh together!!
This girl is absolutely hysterical! Love it!!
All of these are so funny, we need a part 2!
“A mug with my mug on it”… I love it!!
This was EPIC!!! 😂😂😂
So good to laugh at ourselves!
Thank you!
I'm pretty sure Scott Hahn would say breakfast has something to do with covenant-making...
I was chuckling the whole time, and when it got to Fr. Martin I couldn't hold it any longer 😂
The impressions of the Fradds 😂❤
Yes yes...
I can’t believe I’m JUST finding all of these but the “in el nombre” killed me dead 💀😂 you are the literal best haha
Oh my gosh this is so good. And Im kinda proud that like, I get all the references.... it sort of makes me feel officially Catholic now haha
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!!!! Goodness!!!!! Trent horn you’re wife is hilarious! 😂
Amazing! The inside humor we need 💯
This is very funny especially the Talor Marshall bit lol
Nailed it lady. Trent is a lucky dude.
Awesome video! Just started watching your content and you're absolutely hilarious!
Nailed it. Every single one of them!!
So so good!! Thank you Laura for these amazing videos 🤍
“Nothing of substance” 🤣🤣🤣
Loved it
Is it even necessary to say we need a part 2 with even more Catholic content creators?
I wanna see Jimmy Akin inviting me to breakfast
Yes please
He doesn't have breakfast, he does OMAD!
I believe you have proved that all of those personalities are now superfluous and that you have it handled to outright replace them all.I am sure all of them will be relieved.
😂😂😂 please do more of these! So spot on!!!
This was absolutely hilarious 🤣
There should be a part 2. Jimmy Akin, a Catholic wife, Scott Hahn
And Michael lofton with more Tim Gordon sprinkled in and bishop Barron and fr. Mike Schmitz.
Agreed!
YES!!! Agreed!!
Yup.
Hahaha Father Mike keeps saying "that sense of..."
The one about Cameron Fradd was too real 😂😂😂
Sooo good! As an Australian your Aussie accent does need some improvement, but love the attempt anyway! I laughed so hard in this video! Can you please do a part 2 and include Fr Mike Schmitz impersonation?
That was hilarious
The Patrick Coffin one was the best, I think
Well done and hilarious to boot!
Love these skits!
I’ve had breakfast with Patrick Coffin. More accurate than you realize.
THANK YOU, Laura! Finally, comedy I can relate to and LAUGH out LOUD. Like when you did TMarshall and you had to wait 50 minutes to get the answer! HA HA HA. Too funny.
“In el nombre…” oh, golly! You are too good!
This is great, best video yet!
You are so talented . You captured their eyes and expressions so well. God bless.
This is Catholic comedic gold. Love, love, love it! 😂
The Patrick Coffin part😂
The burn on Taylor Marshall was savage.
You're wonderful! Absolutely nailed it! Just work on that Aussie accent a bit more 😅
Oh it is truly horrible.
@@laurahorn It's better than mine girl!!
Probably your best video so far. Love it🤣🤣🤣