Recently showed an episode to our grade 5 prep kids of The Friar, suggested by our parish's Sister, and was pretty surprised how many of them were freaked out by the muppets. They really, really disliked them, and at a visceral level. One boy couldn't sleep that night and we received an angry call from his mom. I was blown away, pretty sure I had no problem with muppets when I was 10!
I have to defend The Friar! My son loves it, and it's so wholesome. I much rather have my toddler watch the little muppets learn about Jesus, than pointless animations like Cocomelon.
Be it known: Through the Holy Spirit, God has put it on me to preach to those lost in the devil's deceit! Hear me when I say, ye that are Catholic have been deceived and know not God. Ye worship Mary, praying to her; when God tells his to worship none other than him. It is idolatry. Catholicism has its own Bible and teachings, which are blasphemous to the word of God: the Holy Bible. As ye follow the teachings of man and not God; ye hear the pope, but not Jesus, yet ye claim to be his disciples! These are but a few things I named ye dwell within; there are many more. I tell you now to repent of your sins, accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, and you'll receive the gift of the Holy Spirit upon asking the Father! There are *NO* sub-divisions of Christianity. You're either a disciple of Christ or not. A Christian is someone who follows God's word, not a religion. Who obey the Father and follow his will; not man's nor their own heart's. Unless you keep Jesus' commandments, think not the Holy Spirit will dwell within you! They who heed this message and did what was stated with an open heart to God... Read the Holy Bible (KJV) daily and every time before you read, pray to the Father and ask: "Lord I ask that you give me understanding of your word, that I interpret it the way you want me to, and none of my own. I ask you in Jesus' name, amen." Revelation 22:8-9 KJV 8 And I John saw these things, and heard them. And when I had heard and seen, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel which shewed me these things. 9 Then saith he unto me, See thou do it not: for I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren the prophets, and of them which keep the sayings of this book: worship God. Acts 2:38 KJV 38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost. Luke 11:13 KJV 13 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children: how much more shall your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to them that ask him? John 14:21-24 KJV 21 *He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.* 22 Judas saith unto him, not Iscariot, Lord, how is it that thou wilt manifest thyself unto us, and not unto the world? 23 Jesus answered and said unto him, *If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him.* 24 He that loveth me not keepeth not my sayings: and *the word which ye hear is not mine, but the Father's which sent me.* 3 John 1:11 KJV 11 Beloved, follow not that which is evil, but that which is good. *He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.* 1 John 3:6-10 KJV 6 *Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.* 7 Little children, let no man deceive you: *he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.* 8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. 9 *Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.* 10 *In this the children of God are manifest, and the children of the devil: whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God,* neither he that loveth not his brother.
@@Call_Upon_YAH “There are no sub-divisions of Christianity…” The only thing in this comment I agree with. Now stop listening to James White and come to Mass on Sundays. We miss you.
Don't encourage them! the spirit of revamping will result in a 4 year process that is listening and hearing mostly a lot of rainbow colors and inclusive, new things. they won't include old things, but they'll promise they listen to old things. But they've done old. God is old. No more old.
This video was spot on. Other than Tomkin my kids won't touch the rest of EWTNs children programming. On the upside, Tomkin really got them to learn their virtues. Apparently my daughter brought up needing fortitude to my Lutheran mother-in-law (who had to look it up) and could articulate what it meant.
At the CA restaurant, if you ask the waiter a really good question, you get the meal for free. Also, if you mention manager Cy Kellett's special dish, "A Spaghetti of Strange Things," you will eat free the rest of your life.
I dont want a Vatican website that was made in 2023 by a 23 year old graphic designer named Rainn with 5 nose rings, purple hair, one eyebrow, and a gender neutral Trans boyfriend. Please, please just leave it alone. Blessed Carlo acutis protect the Vatican website from SJW graphic designers.
At first, I thought “The Friar” was referring to Brother Francis and I was NOT going to stand for such slander… but then I looked it up… goodness gracious! 😂
The ones I spotted the most was Catholic Answers because I’ve been reading articles so invested and then a donate ad lol and then Catholic reporter and register always used to get me 😂. I would say this video is so funny and accurate
😂 oh my goodness!! I just subscribed to your channel after seeing Trent’s post about your Rocky IV video. Now I’m hooked 😉 THANK YOU so much for your hilarious videos, Laura. You made me laugh, and that’s something very hard to do in this world right now. God bless you and your family. ❤
Okay…even a new convert totally got 100% of this one. 🤣 that’s soo funny. I laughed loud enough my kid was like “what’s that? I wanna see..”❤❤ especially Catholic Answers and EWTN 😂
The National Catholic Reporter. Love that joke. So true! The only way I can figure out if I'm on the right page is to remember that 'Reporter' rhymes with 'Distorter'. Then I go find the Register 😄
I just started watching these videos and they are making fun of 90% of the people I watch. I couldn't stop laughing. They help balance out all the super serious content. THANK YOU LAURA (and Trent?) 😂🙏🏼
Ha ha ha! But seriously, someone should refer the Vatican to Wix. You'd think with 1.3 billion Catholics, they could find one Catholic who could sort their website out.
I have to defend EWTN's The Friar. It is unbelievably wholesome and my son really likes it. Especially Timothy the little mouse. It's one of the only things that I allow my toddler to watch, and it's the only kids show that I can tolerate for more than two minutes. I think that muppets and craftsmanship are much better for kids than computer animations.
This is excellent! The Vatican website bit is soooo accurate. But let's be honest, it's pretty clear right away if you're reading the Register or Reporter. : )
New Advent: “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim…”
*WE'RE HAVING A SALE*
😂😂😂
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
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Okay but when are you not...
The Vatican website getting a 21st-century upgrade might be the miracle that qualifies Bl. Carlo Acutis for sainthood.
I'm sure we can hope for that sometime before 2300.
Trent is being blackmailed for sure.
It's either blackmail or love
@@CasaPRDIs there a difference? 😂
Either that or this is how he cuts loose after a hard day's work at his own channel. I guess golf isn't for everyone
Or maybe he really is a toddler.
@@charlieanderson5952 I know that there is, but some days I'm pretty hard pressed to figure out just what it could be😁
Trent crying priceless haha.
"This looks like a soulless muppet!" I'm dying! HILARIOUS as always Laura!
Recently showed an episode to our grade 5 prep kids of The Friar, suggested by our parish's Sister, and was pretty surprised how many of them were freaked out by the muppets. They really, really disliked them, and at a visceral level. One boy couldn't sleep that night and we received an angry call from his mom.
I was blown away, pretty sure I had no problem with muppets when I was 10!
@@ironymatt wow I think younger generations don't find muppets as cute as previous generations
@@AnitasBooklist yes, it's truly become a digital world
I have to defend The Friar! My son loves it, and it's so wholesome. I much rather have my toddler watch the little muppets learn about Jesus, than pointless animations like Cocomelon.
Are you even Catholic if you’re not in the middle of reading an article and have to confirm you’re actually reading the register 😂
Be it known: Through the Holy Spirit, God has put it on me to preach to those lost in the devil's deceit!
Hear me when I say, ye that are Catholic have been deceived and know not God. Ye worship Mary, praying to her; when God tells his to worship none other than him. It is idolatry.
Catholicism has its own Bible and teachings, which are blasphemous to the word of God: the Holy Bible. As ye follow the teachings of man and not God; ye hear the pope, but not Jesus, yet ye claim to be his disciples!
These are but a few things I named ye dwell within; there are many more. I tell you now to repent of your sins, accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, and you'll receive the gift of the Holy Spirit upon asking the Father!
There are *NO* sub-divisions of Christianity. You're either a disciple of Christ or not. A Christian is someone who follows God's word, not a religion. Who obey the Father and follow his will; not man's nor their own heart's. Unless you keep Jesus' commandments, think not the Holy Spirit will dwell within you!
They who heed this message and did what was stated with an open heart to God...
Read the Holy Bible (KJV) daily and every time before you read, pray to the Father and ask:
"Lord I ask that you give me understanding of your word, that I interpret it the way you want me to, and none of my own. I ask you in Jesus' name, amen."
Revelation 22:8-9 KJV
8 And I John saw these things, and heard them. And when I had heard and seen, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel which shewed me these things.
9 Then saith he unto me, See thou do it not: for I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren the prophets, and of them which keep the sayings of this book: worship God.
Acts 2:38 KJV
38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
Luke 11:13 KJV
13 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children: how much more shall your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to them that ask him?
John 14:21-24 KJV
21 *He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.*
22 Judas saith unto him, not Iscariot, Lord, how is it that thou wilt manifest thyself unto us, and not unto the world?
23 Jesus answered and said unto him, *If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him.*
24 He that loveth me not keepeth not my sayings: and *the word which ye hear is not mine, but the Father's which sent me.*
3 John 1:11 KJV
11 Beloved, follow not that which is evil, but that which is good. *He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.*
1 John 3:6-10 KJV
6 *Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.*
7 Little children, let no man deceive you: *he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.*
8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
9 *Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.*
10 *In this the children of God are manifest, and the children of the devil: whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God,* neither he that loveth not his brother.
You make a funny comment and you attract sola scriptura trolls trying to use mid century language
@@Call_Upon_YAHthe KJV included the deutrocanonicals. Why does yours don’t, you Satanist?
@@Call_Upon_YAH “There are no sub-divisions of Christianity…”
The only thing in this comment I agree with. Now stop listening to James White and come to Mass on Sundays. We miss you.
@@Richie_roo Mid- _Seventeenth_ -Century language.
What an absurdly random video title and skit concept.
I LOVE IT.
Yes how creative and spot on
Hilarious!! Dying at the Catholic Answers and Vatican websites 🤣
😂😂 the Vatican website could definitely undergo a slight revamp
But why when you've already achieved perfection?
nah yall are wildin i love it
I don't think that it has changed in 20+ years!
Don't encourage them! the spirit of revamping will result in a 4 year process that is listening and hearing mostly a lot of rainbow colors and inclusive, new things. they won't include old things, but they'll promise they listen to old things. But they've done old. God is old. No more old.
@@KyleWhittington you’re right! Shades of brown 4ever!
The Catholic Answers SALE! is hilarious lol everytime I get on
The last part is the best part! He nailed it! 🔨😂
The return of Baby Trent!!!! ✝️☦️🙏📿 Love you guys thank you for making clean funny Catholic content
Thank you for the return of baby Trent.
Thank you..
This video was spot on. Other than Tomkin my kids won't touch the rest of EWTNs children programming. On the upside, Tomkin really got them to learn their virtues. Apparently my daughter brought up needing fortitude to my Lutheran mother-in-law (who had to look it up) and could articulate what it meant.
Catholic Match when you initially pay: Hey there's nothing on the menu!
The day your subscription runs out: Wow! 20 items!
So true
Hey!!! Nobody makes fun of MY vatican website!!! The Vatican Website is endearing haha, it reminds me of dial up internet.
Yeah, it kinda takes me back to memories of dial up modems and amateur blogs!
At the CA restaurant, if you ask the waiter a really good question, you get the meal for free. Also, if you mention manager Cy Kellett's special dish, "A Spaghetti of Strange Things," you will eat free the rest of your life.
Do you get discounts over at the Mysterious World Buffet?
@@ironymatt mysterious world buffet is free, but each new dish is chef's choice
Ya know......I started laughing, even before I clicked the PLAY button. 😆
😂 Trent part was hilarious 😂
The ewtn kids menu is sooo funny! Hahahahaa!
The EWTN kids!!!!That is it exactly!! I laughed so loud I thought I'd wake everyone up! Thank you!!
The kid's soulless muppet from EWTN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need a part 2! Suggestions include America Magazine, Catholic Company, OnePeterFive/New Liturgical Movement, TAN Books.
YES!!!!!
The Friar is the most underrated EWTN show
The Friar is great.
I just love these two! Trent is always such a good sport. Any man willing to suck on a pacifier just to make the video funnier is an absolute keeper!
So true about the EWTN kids programming. Hahaha My kids refuse to watch it.
The Vatican website looks like it was made in 1994.
1194*
That's because it was, I would venture to guess.
For those wondering, Read Mode with Serif font on Firefox makes it much better.
Yeah but it's **fast** and I don't have to wait for it to load obscure fonts and obnoxious pop-up ads.
I dont want a Vatican website that was made in 2023 by a 23 year old graphic designer named Rainn with 5 nose rings, purple hair, one eyebrow, and a gender neutral Trans boyfriend. Please, please just leave it alone. Blessed Carlo acutis protect the Vatican website from SJW graphic designers.
Some people prefer to keep it how it was before all the version 2.0 updates.
It's also great to see Trent is not just a Catholic ChatGPT cyborg. He also has a sense of humor! Awesome work Laura!
I just had to come back and comment that the "Support Here" on Catholic Answers now wiggles
Lol I was expecting Outreach to be here, or whatever Fr. James Martin's favorite "Catholic" website is.
I broke when Trent whimpered.
At first, I thought “The Friar” was referring to Brother Francis and I was NOT going to stand for such slander… but then I looked it up… goodness gracious! 😂
Little Trenty looks so much like his dad
The ones I spotted the most was Catholic Answers because I’ve been reading articles so invested and then a donate ad lol and then Catholic reporter and register always used to get me 😂. I would say this video is so funny and accurate
😂 oh my goodness!! I just subscribed to your channel after seeing Trent’s post about your Rocky IV video. Now I’m hooked 😉 THANK YOU so much for your hilarious videos, Laura. You made me laugh, and that’s something very hard to do in this world right now. God bless you and your family. ❤
Trent deserves an award for acting like a baby in this video lol😂
Okay…even a new convert totally got 100% of this one. 🤣 that’s soo funny. I laughed loud enough my kid was like “what’s that? I wanna see..”❤❤ especially Catholic Answers and EWTN 😂
How dare you call me a soulless muppet!
EWTN needs to update its children’s selection
The National Catholic Reporter. Love that joke. So true!
The only way I can figure out if I'm on the right page is to remember that 'Reporter' rhymes with 'Distorter'. Then I go find the Register 😄
The friar is amazing. All that time in the uncanny valley toughens up your children.
The Catholic answers support here 😂 and EWTN’s kids shows need updated for sure.
EWTN's The Friar is a great show!
I just started watching these videos and they are making fun of 90% of the people I watch. I couldn't stop laughing. They help balance out all the super serious content. THANK YOU LAURA (and Trent?) 😂🙏🏼
Another homerun, Laura!
Laura: Hi, welcome to Too Far with Laura Horn, what can I get you?
Me: Do you have anything spicy?
Laura: OH YOU LIKE IT SPICY
Reporter vs Register 😂 I've definitely thought that. Remember Reporter rhythms with Distorter and that's what they do.
I died at Register vs. Reporter
This is on my list of things I needed but didn’t know I needed until just now. 😂😂😂
I could particularly relate to Catholic Match. So true!! Love you!!!
I recently signed up on Catholic answers with my phone number and email, the instant explosion of SALES was tooooo accurate. lollllllllll
"Here you go little Trenty"
You guys are hilarious. Why didn’t I find you sooner? It’s really funny when you drag Trent into acting like a baby 😂
I'm here for the Trent-as-a-baby cameos
Laura, you made me laugh out loud again! These are phenomonal
Absolutely love these!!!
"I really just want to see what I used to eat were on the menu " 😂😂😂
Laura you are brilliant! So hilarious
Perfect description of Catholic Answers
Ha ha ha! But seriously, someone should refer the Vatican to Wix. You'd think with 1.3 billion Catholics, they could find one Catholic who could sort their website out.
I have to defend EWTN's The Friar. It is unbelievably wholesome and my son really likes it. Especially Timothy the little mouse. It's one of the only things that I allow my toddler to watch, and it's the only kids show that I can tolerate for more than two minutes.
I think that muppets and craftsmanship are much better for kids than computer animations.
"SALE!!! We're having a sale!
Very creative....gosh, I sound like a school art teacher. I was being sincere!!
Okay but my kids actually do love the soulless Muppet 😆
THE LAST SCENE LOLL
I don't think the Vatican has ever heard about web designers
"The people who care don't get permissions.
The people with permissions care about the wrong things.
Now go buy my book, Infiltration."
Heard about the channel from Trent, actually checked it out after R&T/Akin mentioned it was funny, subscribed because of the awesomeness
There should be a video called, “Catholic Lofi music expectations/reactions for a melancholic, phlegmatic, sanguine, and choleric” 🤷♂️
Good idea, also catholic community, playdate expectations for each temperament would be fun to see.
@@Grecia.R Also good too!
The Horns are Loud and Clear!
I would never have even thought of this premise. 😄
Hilarious, as always! Good to see this side of Trent, too.
Little Trenty!!! Bwahahahaha!!!
Masstimes!!!😅 nailed it.
Creativity is off the charts
Brilliant. Love you guys.
forget the sweet baby gang. we're in for baby trent!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 So hilarious! And, I loved Trent at the end.
As creepy as it was EWTN kids taught me a lot about the faith LOL
All of these had me in FITS I love it
Was not expecting that ending! 😂
The Vatican right now (probably): wow!! Look at all the new page hits we’re getting!
I actually love the Vatican website and the fact that it looks like it was designed in 2005
The National Catholic Register 🤣
Whenever I see the National Catholic Register in my search results, I'm like, "Wait, is that the good one, or the bad one?"
My kids love the Friar 😂😂😂 they don't like any of the other programming.
This is excellent! The Vatican website bit is soooo accurate. But let's be honest, it's pretty clear right away if you're reading the Register or Reporter. : )
The Catholic match one 😩😩😩😂
1:40 how to make your kids leave the faith 101
Also, the floating 'support us' sign had me cackling
toddler trent is not real he can't hurt you
toddler trent:
I DIED with the EWTN kids 😂😂😂😂
Oh man my daughter looked exactly like that watching the Friar “Good Samaritan” episode.
These are such inside jokes... I can't even share it.
So creative. Love it
New Advent: “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim…”
Well done as always!
The last image of the video is perfectly timed.
The Catholic answers one is so true!
Aww, my kids love EWTN The Friar 😄
The special of the day features the Sweet and Savage Sauce, also known as Laura Horn.
I'm going to cherish this forever 😂
My wife and I met on Catholic Match. I'm pretty sure she only paid for like one month ever lol