My Uber Experience

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  • @GtoTheUITAR
    @GtoTheUITAR 7 років тому +2647

    Yes Joe, let the italian hand gesture flow through you.

    • @brandonknable7890
      @brandonknable7890 7 років тому +6

      Matthew Axell-House I do the same thing

    • @yahyaaldo6410
      @yahyaaldo6410 7 років тому +28

      Matthew Axell-House *how Italians rant*

    • @159sahra
      @159sahra 7 років тому +9

      Matthew Axell-House looool it's so hard to control

    • @destinyo7063
      @destinyo7063 7 років тому +7

      Matthew Axell-House lol I'm not Italian but I use my hands to talk a lot

    • @BSDKllr
      @BSDKllr 7 років тому +20

      If you know whats good. never! be in arms reach of an Italian on a rant. you will lose an eye.

  • @AP-nt1ri
    @AP-nt1ri 7 років тому +635

    "D had other plans" 😂

    • @MelyDartist
      @MelyDartist 7 років тому +7

      AP I was gonna comment it 😂

    • @goonylad5421
      @goonylad5421 4 роки тому +3

      D says, “Get in the back door”

  • @winter3119
    @winter3119 7 років тому +1253

    I love how he imitated D's accent😂😂😂

    • @alvarofavela2918
      @alvarofavela2918 7 років тому +68

      Paula C and by it, I'm assuming D is Middle Eastern lol

    • @wesamsaeed5596
      @wesamsaeed5596 7 років тому +36

      Alvaro Favela this was funny asf but actually he did a perfect Turkish accent I know Turkish friends who actually speak like this and the D thing was funny too

    • @adamwalker9796
      @adamwalker9796 5 років тому +2

      @@alvarofavela2918 Maybe D is Romanian or otherwise from Eastern Europe.

    • @yaelfeder9042
      @yaelfeder9042 4 роки тому

      Adam Walker That’s more likely

  • @LoomGeek
    @LoomGeek 7 років тому +148

    "Fire up the AC." Last words from Joe, 2017

  • @treasebarry2011
    @treasebarry2011 7 років тому +158

    I have suffered from panic/anxiety attacks and I get them really bad. When I can't get them under control I come here and watch your videos. Listening to your stories and just watching your videos period helps me calm down from my attacks. It takes my mind off everything, even if its just for a few minutes. I don't know if you will even read this but if so, Thank you. Your videos seriously help me out in a big way. Many blessings to you and your family.

    • @henryschinke8536
      @henryschinke8536 7 років тому +2

      Trease Barry thats so sad 😔

    • @ljrockstar69
      @ljrockstar69 6 років тому +3

      You're not alone, I have that too and comes out of nowhere. I know, it's a skill to get it under control.

    • @Kaliiiibby
      @Kaliiiibby 6 років тому +2

      Trease Barry amen me too

    • @skautz14
      @skautz14 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @A_Morgan_S1400
      @A_Morgan_S1400 4 роки тому +1

      Good for you for finding an outlet! I freeze, but I'm hoping to work past that eventually. ❤🖤

  • @OliverMoy
    @OliverMoy 7 років тому +3931

    Did anyone else think his shirt was a picture of Keith? 😂😂

    • @OliverMoy
      @OliverMoy 7 років тому +27

      I'm laughing so much 😂😂😂

    • @denacarson32
      @denacarson32 7 років тому +22

      Oliver Moy I've saw Keith wear this shirt too. I think it is a promo for him actually.

    • @OliverMoy
      @OliverMoy 7 років тому +12

      denacarson32 Keith probably payed Joe to wear it lol

    • @CourageousGaming
      @CourageousGaming 7 років тому +23

      Oliver Moy its from the sandlot, its not keith

    • @chrisgibson6061
      @chrisgibson6061 7 років тому +9

      My wife had to tell me it wasn't Keith

  • @nicolas.thompson.
    @nicolas.thompson. 7 років тому +2830

    Joe just do stand up comedy already everyone is waiting

    • @gothicraver89
      @gothicraver89 7 років тому +6

      if he does a stand up comedy I sure as hell won't attend to any cause his humor just blows. it sounds like bitching more than comedic purposes.

    • @portxr
      @portxr 7 років тому +65

      why are you here trixxy

    • @huds0253
      @huds0253 7 років тому +84

      That's okay, 2 million other people like his humour.

    • @gothicraver89
      @gothicraver89 7 років тому +3

      nina howlter ! Quite honestly i don't know why, i thought he was all good with his people of walmart vids and his only on craigslist vids until this hunk of shit reached my feed...

    • @gothicraver89
      @gothicraver89 7 років тому

      Huds02 normies will always be boring so thats fine.

  • @KenDoesAlot
    @KenDoesAlot 7 років тому +1251

    Who else thought long and hard about how his wife is married and he's not?

    • @robinnicole4466
      @robinnicole4466 7 років тому +36

      Yeah Swift it's a cheesy joke

    • @BreAnna5392
      @BreAnna5392 7 років тому +61

      He means his wife is into the marriage but he's not. So he's not invested emotionally anymore

    • @gonzesse1437
      @gonzesse1437 7 років тому +29

      Maybe he meant his ex-wife

    • @momoernyei3043
      @momoernyei3043 7 років тому +36

      it could also be something to do w extremist middle eastern men can marry how many women they want or claim they aren't married but the women have to say they're married & have to stay committed to one man

    • @Momo-to9ew
      @Momo-to9ew 7 років тому +2

      *raises hand* me

  • @brookesmith414
    @brookesmith414 7 років тому +152

    *D had other plans*

  • @christymooney4380
    @christymooney4380 7 років тому +138

    "YOU'RE KILLIN' ME SMALLS"

  • @kal1993music
    @kal1993music 7 років тому +478

    The shirt that everyone just assumes is Keith is back again 😂💕

    • @yaboigoldilockes5914
      @yaboigoldilockes5914 7 років тому

      Kaitlin Kal Lee the sandlot

    • @kingsavage1629
      @kingsavage1629 6 років тому +1

      Yaboi goldilocks nah dip shirlock everyone knows the sandlot unless they are a communist

  • @dyclif
    @dyclif 7 років тому +1064

    It seems like Joe always gets into weird situations. I'm sure this happens in other states and cities too but from what I can tell New York is crazy sometimes.

    • @lukewatness6505
      @lukewatness6505 7 років тому +23

      All times *

    • @RB-nj4py
      @RB-nj4py 7 років тому +21

      dyclif it's literally NYC you will always find weird stories and situations

    • @giordanocerrano3417
      @giordanocerrano3417 7 років тому +5

      Luke Watness 100%

    • @starrygrl4
      @starrygrl4 7 років тому +10

      You have no. fucking. idea.

    • @assholeoutlaw
      @assholeoutlaw 7 років тому +6

      dyclif NYC is an eventful place lemme tell u

  • @AmazinglyAwesome59
    @AmazinglyAwesome59 7 років тому +59

    "im sort of a germaphobe..."
    *plays mad libs and spits on eachother*

  • @francescamai.5729
    @francescamai.5729 7 років тому +67

    THE GUM PART IM ACTUALLY CRYING

  • @frauleinawesome4603
    @frauleinawesome4603 7 років тому +845

    It's not Keith on his shirt.
    It's a Sandlot shirt.
    It's a movie for we the old people.
    Watch a damn movie.. Bunch of savages.

    • @karensauve3791
      @karensauve3791 7 років тому +5

      Fraulein Awesome ok thanks. I thought it was Keith.

    • @bee7137
      @bee7137 7 років тому +6

      Fraulein Awesome too busy watching Greys Antatomy for the 4th time to watch movies lmao

    • @pretentiousred6159
      @pretentiousred6159 7 років тому +3

      Old? I'm not old. Oh no...

    • @KimonoSuki
      @KimonoSuki 7 років тому +15

      Fraulein Awesome I'm 14 and I've watched that movie several times, it was my favorite for a while. Am I considered old now?

    • @blupeppers6437
      @blupeppers6437 7 років тому +10

      Morning Star Yes, sort out your retirement fund oldie

  • @arturo435
    @arturo435 7 років тому +187

    "Yeah, I'm gonna wait for a cab without vomit... Call me crazy."

  • @8111y
    @8111y 7 років тому +595

    His shirt is from the movie *The Sandlot*
    _For all young people who are curious_

  • @snevilmansloth2945
    @snevilmansloth2945 7 років тому +679

    And at one point the driver made a sharp turn, and this guy came off the ground real quick, and I felt his pinkie toe touch my ankle bone, and for the rest of the ride, all I thought about was wow, I cannot wait to saw off my foot and throw it in the garbage. - Joe Santagato 2017

    • @Gigisclaff
      @Gigisclaff 7 років тому

      Musa Jackson i love your picture!

    • @snevilmansloth2945
      @snevilmansloth2945 7 років тому

      Regina Sclafford thanks

    • @slara6778
      @slara6778 7 років тому

      Musa Jackson i can't stop laughing 😂 funniest moment!

    • @jazzmomoney
      @jazzmomoney 7 років тому

      Musa Jackson I thought that part was so funny lmfao

    • @snevilmansloth2945
      @snevilmansloth2945 7 років тому +1

      LordCentillion
      Thanks for the likes 👍

  • @n8cap
    @n8cap 7 років тому +52

    Joe's videos feel like the old school days where some kid is in his basement with a camera. I love it

  • @Zach-kz2sk
    @Zach-kz2sk 7 років тому +101

    Joe, you would be so good at stand-up

    • @trustfire
      @trustfire 7 років тому +8

      Can't do jump cuts in standup though....

  • @LightlySalted26
    @LightlySalted26 7 років тому +544

    Why does everybody think his shirt is Keith, has nobody seen sandlot?

    • @GoddessFourWinds
      @GoddessFourWinds 7 років тому +17

      It's *THE* Sandlot. Courtesy of the Mandela Effect.

    • @LightlySalted26
      @LightlySalted26 7 років тому +11

      Goddess .FourWinds shit

    • @isawhite9155
      @isawhite9155 7 років тому +4

      Elias Martinez who can forget squints?! sandlots my favourite movie

    • @CryptoKillah
      @CryptoKillah 7 років тому +3

      Michael "Squints" Palledorous. LMAO

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars 7 років тому +7

      For
      Eh
      Verrrr

  • @thesunnysam
    @thesunnysam 7 років тому +702

    Cause it's four in the afternooooon
    You've ordered a quick Uber pool
    Don't think you need shoes
    But you dooooo
    Feeling so good
    Just the way that you do
    When you're not wearing any shoooees

    • @lol-iu3cz
      @lol-iu3cz 7 років тому +10

      Yeah four in the afternoon thats my favourite :D

    • @ayyah9607
      @ayyah9607 7 років тому +5

      Softe Sam. Omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @shaniar9073
      @shaniar9073 7 років тому +8

      Bless this comment 😂🙏

    • @emmyjoy3359
      @emmyjoy3359 7 років тому +3

      Softe Sam I'm dead 😂

    • @franf.5872
      @franf.5872 7 років тому +2

      Softe Sam yes

  • @williamshinn1319
    @williamshinn1319 7 років тому +624

    Me: *Sees that Joe uploaded*
    Also Me: *Grabs Headphones*

    • @abdulabozaid7140
      @abdulabozaid7140 7 років тому +23

      William Shinn Me: sees cancerous comment
      Also me: hangs myself

    • @drehead2718
      @drehead2718 7 років тому +27

      Abdul Blacker ^^well that problem resolved itself quickly

    • @MetalliChuckles
      @MetalliChuckles 7 років тому +9

      that's not how this meme works

    • @DamianIsSoSmooth
      @DamianIsSoSmooth 7 років тому

      Abdul Blacker ur a legend

    • @bobjones2924
      @bobjones2924 7 років тому

      Imaginary-Unit Factorial he did

  • @paitonsims873
    @paitonsims873 7 років тому +29

    I love his energy

  • @taihlyrkenzie2630
    @taihlyrkenzie2630 7 років тому +11

    I hate watching you, because I swear my parents think I'm crazy when they hear me hollaring and screaming of laughter from my room.

  • @rileyyohn7470
    @rileyyohn7470 7 років тому +139

    I love how he jumps right in! YOU KNOW UBER OK GOOD

  • @Guy-cs8yj
    @Guy-cs8yj 7 років тому +122

    Guys that's Squints Poladoress.
    "He walked a little taller that day. A little prouder. He had put the MOVES ON THE LIFEGUARD"

    • @brandonknable7890
      @brandonknable7890 7 років тому +5

      Guy Smiley fuck I remember that!

    • @hayleymalcho5573
      @hayleymalcho5573 7 років тому +1

      I grew up on that movie. Could not love it more!

    • @BenjaminGames17
      @BenjaminGames17 7 років тому +1

      Guy Smiley Awesome Movie!!!...I watched it the other day

  • @rjw31.
    @rjw31. 7 років тому +213

    D pulls up😂😂😂

    • @megbby1
      @megbby1 7 років тому +39

      Nicholas Layne D never pulls out.

    • @youngg3810
      @youngg3810 7 років тому +3

      D never came back

    • @blakespooner8672
      @blakespooner8672 7 років тому +8

      D has a confusing fucking marriage

  • @harleyhun13
    @harleyhun13 7 років тому +26

    "But D had other plans"

  • @scarymary66
    @scarymary66 7 років тому +11

    "I'm just gonna pretend that makes sense." I'm gonna use that next time my brother talks to me. LOL

  • @alissort1627
    @alissort1627 7 років тому +42

    I fucking laugh everytime because everything he says he turns it in like the best thing ever😂😂

  • @niajef
    @niajef 7 років тому +32

    in case we have any new fans here...the most important thing to know when watching joe's videos: do not eat or drink anything, because it WILL be all over ur face, ur shirt, ur table, and ur floor, in a matter of minutes

  • @bbloodyangel1
    @bbloodyangel1 7 років тому +48

    lmaooo "no , my wife is" LOL

  • @sweetrosydw
    @sweetrosydw 7 років тому +29

    How these things always happens to Joe😂😂😂always make my day

  • @mrosen9887
    @mrosen9887 7 років тому +373

    did anybody else laugh before the video even started

    • @gothicraver89
      @gothicraver89 7 років тому +5

      didn't even laugh after or during the video...

    • @sasquatchkidPS3Xx
      @sasquatchkidPS3Xx 7 років тому +5

      Trixxy Cabbit Hey, stop being a Negative Nancy you filthy normie

    • @gothicraver89
      @gothicraver89 7 років тому

      Soogawchoo kiss my diapered ass there is no way I'm a normie lol

    • @jacksonsalloum8609
      @jacksonsalloum8609 7 років тому +7

      Trixxy Cabbit fucking normie

    • @Katerationopia
      @Katerationopia 7 років тому

      Correction: he's a normie troll.

  • @kalistabenjamin672
    @kalistabenjamin672 7 років тому +263

    Tana Mongeau is shaking

    • @Wolfieiri
      @Wolfieiri 7 років тому

      kalista benjamin what

    • @ericmikal4642
      @ericmikal4642 7 років тому +1

      deadddd 😂😂😂

    • @sizzleb6491
      @sizzleb6491 7 років тому +6

      kalista benjamin *riding a d i c k in the middle of target*

    • @c0p.8
      @c0p.8 7 років тому +10

      kalista benjamin because he doesn't need Clickbait thumbnails/titles to get views 😂

    • @_vossi_
      @_vossi_ 7 років тому +6

      HE FUCKED ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH

  • @rmarie2648
    @rmarie2648 7 років тому +45

    How does he only have 2mil subscribers? He's a genius.

  • @jesskateb
    @jesskateb 7 років тому +2660

    I thought it was Keith on his shirt 🤣😂

  • @AtenaHena
    @AtenaHena 7 років тому +29

    He could been divorced with his wife and she remarried or something

    • @drewmcintyre2473
      @drewmcintyre2473 3 роки тому +1

      Umm...noo his wife is married he’s not

    • @viraj8849
      @viraj8849 3 роки тому +2

      Then he should've said ex wife

  • @karmafairy351
    @karmafairy351 7 років тому +6

    Joe: "So are you married?"
    D: "Oh no no no but my wife is." 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @faithmedlock8671
    @faithmedlock8671 7 років тому +47

    I just noticed how perfect your eyebrows are

  • @da0701
    @da0701 7 років тому +35

    Every video every story every skit by joe santagato will NEVER disappoint I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

  • @ibrokemyownheart4953
    @ibrokemyownheart4953 7 років тому +140

    *T h e y ' r e D e v o r c e d*

    • @fuzzytheduck
      @fuzzytheduck 7 років тому +2

      Oh! Duh! I feel like an idiot

    • @colton1239
      @colton1239 7 років тому +19

      Audi Thief then how would it be His Wife

    • @zack_007
      @zack_007 7 років тому +15

      Audi Thief Then he wouldn't call his wife,his wife.Because if he were divorced ,he wouldnt have a wife.lol, alot of shit to deal with.

    • @robinnicole4466
      @robinnicole4466 7 років тому +2

      IT WAS A JOKE

    • @robinnicole4466
      @robinnicole4466 7 років тому +3

      You've really never heard someone male that joke

  • @dressedinpink6984
    @dressedinpink6984 6 років тому +7

    “I didn’t want to get a nose bleed or headache” LMAOOOOOO IM DYING

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE 7 років тому +27

    Barefoot life. Take those shoes off Joe you're missing out

  • @god-pk2gg
    @god-pk2gg 7 років тому +827

    *i cannot wait to saw off my foot and throw it in the garbage* ~joe santagato 2017

    • @stabletocity3976
      @stabletocity3976 7 років тому +6

      your mom I laughed too hard at this

    • @god-pk2gg
      @god-pk2gg 7 років тому +2

      StabletoCity same😂😂

    • @zachmariott4073
      @zachmariott4073 7 років тому +5

      your mom yooooooooi. When I was looking at this comment I literally read it along with the video

    • @Aisha2178
      @Aisha2178 7 років тому +1

      best 2017

    • @lullabye4053
      @lullabye4053 7 років тому

      Жанна Степанова what color does my virus come in?

  • @ZuukaClips
    @ZuukaClips 7 років тому +17

    "D is arriving... That's kinda funny."

  • @DistortedAudio2001
    @DistortedAudio2001 7 років тому +673

    I'm still confused on how the fuck are you not married to your wife but your wife is married to you...?

    • @samanthadeonas7920
      @samanthadeonas7920 7 років тому +2

      Coheed And SlipKnot I read that as he was talking about it and I was like how is this even possible

    • @babycakes1202
      @babycakes1202 7 років тому +70

      Coheed And SlipKnot I've heard guys say that as a joke, like I'm not married but my wife is! (In other words, I'm a douche that jokes about cheating on my wife)

    • @nileshahirwar8746
      @nileshahirwar8746 7 років тому +22

      Coheed And SlipKnot maybe he got divorced and now his wife is married to someone else. can you all just pretend that this makes sense.

    • @phoebe7314
      @phoebe7314 7 років тому +45

      Judging from Joe's impersonation of the driver's voice, English wasn't the man's first language. I'm thinking he meant that his ex-wife had remarried.

    • @megbby1
      @megbby1 7 років тому +25

      I thought maybe it was a bad attempt at a joke? Maybe? Idk, so confusing.

  • @c0p.8
    @c0p.8 7 років тому +4

    Joe Santagato, probably the only UA-camr that releases an Uber video without using a clickbait-y thumbnail and title

  • @hannahcantrell430
    @hannahcantrell430 7 років тому +3

    Joe, you're classic. 100% classic, and I love it.

  • @lauraumukundwa8303
    @lauraumukundwa8303 7 років тому +10

    I need more of these storytimes.....like right now.

  • @looptrack3000
    @looptrack3000 7 років тому +297

    Uber is uber weird...

    • @cards1160
      @cards1160 7 років тому +3

      MaxedOutGaming7 just think about the fact that the owner of Uber decided to name a company "uber." Go look it up on google if you don't know he definition, and just think about this. Just, why?

    • @sebastiansac8219
      @sebastiansac8219 7 років тому +2

      MaxedOutGaming7 NO! NO! NO NO NO No NO!

  • @AcaTea
    @AcaTea 7 років тому +712

    Anyone watching this barefoot?

  • @VivekJay03
    @VivekJay03 7 років тому

    I have never watched this guy's videos before but saw it on the trending page and clicked it, this dude had me crying of laughter for the whole video. Subscribed.

  • @Kaliiiibby
    @Kaliiiibby 6 років тому +8

    Joe: Are you married?
    The guy: No, my wife is.
    I literally died 😂😂💀

  • @corynnayres7976
    @corynnayres7976 7 років тому +44

    You are absolutely fucking hilarious

  • @daphnecui4595
    @daphnecui4595 7 років тому +38

    Oh oh let me share a uber story! Last time my driver asked me (Chinese Canadian) :"... so in China, is it like... do you all keep pandas as pets?"
    Me: "I... we... I don't ...WHAT?"
    Driver: " You know, pandas. Are they like dogs?"
    Me: "I...we...umm...SORRY?"
    Driver: " I've seen those internet videos, people keeping pandas as pets."
    I ended up telling him that pandas are endangered species and no one is keeping them as pets. But when I returned home I kept thinking if there's any answer that's crazy enough to beat that question, like:
    " Oh yeah, just like dogs, but taste way better." Or:
    "No no, more like horses. Sometimes my parents were too busy to drive me to kindergarten, and I would just ride a panda. It's quite expansive though, not all family could afford panda rides."

    • @VoodooPadre
      @VoodooPadre 7 років тому +1

      daphne cui Pandas are no longer endangered, though.

    • @paytonkrissy4797
      @paytonkrissy4797 7 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @soholesome3719
      @soholesome3719 7 років тому +1

      daphne cui my husband is Chinese Canadian too and always gets weird questions. Meanwhile, he's lived in Newfoundland all his life.
      We even got asked "what kind of nese is in she" (directed at my daugther)
      Not knowing what she meant, I said "the bone kind?".
      Pandas for pets is a funny question! I would go with they taste better!

    • @daphnecui4595
      @daphnecui4595 7 років тому

      True.

  • @alyssaelle6510
    @alyssaelle6510 7 років тому +623

    Should've titled this, "MY UBER DRIVER TRIED TO KIDNAP AND MURDER ME" That's how you get them views

    • @lianadelia3858
      @lianadelia3858 7 років тому +25

      Aloha SnackBar (NOT CLICKBAIT)

    • @gluca7163
      @gluca7163 7 років тому +13

      Aloha SnackBar *STORY TIME*

    • @Stophidinginthecomments
      @Stophidinginthecomments 7 років тому +7

      Tana mongoose headass

    • @AaronCross760
      @AaronCross760 7 років тому +9

      COPS CALLED GONE SEXUALAL

    • @cr3epycr3ep47
      @cr3epycr3ep47 7 років тому +23

      Joe don't need to click bait me to watch his videos. The thumbnail could be blank and the title 'untitled' and I'd still be watching it, because I know that it'll be good.

  • @inkmann2030
    @inkmann2030 2 роки тому +1

    -so we're in the middle of the desert inside this car.
    Lmao

  • @aobanya4968
    @aobanya4968 7 років тому +3

    "I was just so confused. I didn't want to get a nosebleed or a headache so I just left it at that" 😂

  • @sandywong2512
    @sandywong2512 7 років тому +139

    Were you on Park Ave? Cause an Uber crashed into the side of the Taxi my boyfriend was taking to meet me for lunch a few months ago. If that was you, this is the weirdest thing to ever happen/to find out about on UA-cam ahaha

    • @MixItPixitPaints
      @MixItPixitPaints 5 років тому +4

      That's cool as hell

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 5 років тому +1

      Sandy Wong
      I can’t wait for somebody who doesn’t even know you to accuse you of lying

    • @cheese1010
      @cheese1010 4 роки тому

      Trunks Vegeta Briefs I’m here waiting too

  • @kaylee3155
    @kaylee3155 7 років тому +125

    Not gonna lie, i though Keith was on his shirt, and im not ashamed.

    • @kathrynbuel3799
      @kathrynbuel3799 7 років тому +10

      Kaylee Central I always fall for it whenever he wears this shirt lol

  • @siahhendrixxx7476
    @siahhendrixxx7476 7 років тому +45

    Joe, we need to know!
    Where'd you get that shirt

  • @MattHolbaev
    @MattHolbaev 7 років тому +2

    3:12 I love the difference in Joe's facial expression as he says that, gets me every time

  • @cjowen25
    @cjowen25 7 років тому +1

    I had an Uber driver in Vegas decide to drive on the shoulder of the freeway to get around traffic. He took a back road to my hotel; my friend and I definitely thought we were about to die.

  • @valeriebastone5231
    @valeriebastone5231 7 років тому +4

    you're shirt is literally the best thing I've ever seen

  • @oncerand_directioner
    @oncerand_directioner 7 років тому +17

    Joe, D could've meant that he and his wife got divorced and she's now remarried to someone else. But great video and you made me my Tuesday better as always.

    • @amon49
      @amon49 7 років тому +3

      Oncerand_ Directioner then she would not be his wife

  • @outtasight6633
    @outtasight6633 7 років тому +10

    That actually happened to me today where they asked me for directions

  • @teddisk848
    @teddisk848 3 роки тому +1

    I couldn't breathe when you said you wanted to saw your foot off and throw it out. OMG! I laughed so hard!

  • @sabinadinu1046
    @sabinadinu1046 4 роки тому +1

    rewatching this video and literally stopping half way through to give it a like cuz you are sooo funny omg hahahha

  • @briobrio6047
    @briobrio6047 7 років тому +63

    Saw off my foot and throw it in the garbage

  • @haileygagnier1991
    @haileygagnier1991 7 років тому +27

    i feel like he kept saying he wasn't making it up so he didn't get any tana mongeau remarks 😂😂

    • @ridan4094
      @ridan4094 7 років тому

      hailey xo Tana Mongeau? Ya mean Tana Man goose?

  • @Jet_Will_
    @Jet_Will_ 7 років тому +14

    The guy with no shoes... New York... IRON FIST?!

    • @colton1239
      @colton1239 6 років тому

      Mama Jette that's what I thought lol

  • @HammiePlayZ
    @HammiePlayZ 7 років тому +2

    " am I getting in?" 😂 had me in stitches

  • @V4NQUISH8
    @V4NQUISH8 7 років тому +7

    D IS ARRIVING

  • @menacexp
    @menacexp 7 років тому +8

    good christ, another epic tale for the ages! Until we meet again JOE, until we meet again!

  • @laylalove505
    @laylalove505 7 років тому +5

    I FUCKING LOVE YOU JOE

  • @duberdriver7981
    @duberdriver7981 7 років тому +19

    well a thank you would be nice JOE STANKYTOE

    • @techn9na
      @techn9na 7 років тому +1

      OH MY GOD D ITS YOU

    • @dovy6484
      @dovy6484 7 років тому

      Nina Beana nah I think that person just made the account just for this vid

    • @techn9na
      @techn9na 7 років тому

      still funny

  • @Amnesiumm
    @Amnesiumm 7 років тому +2

    5:43 *AM I GETTING IN?!* lmaooo 😂🤣

  • @county365
    @county365 7 років тому +3

    Yo, right there when he unwrapped the gum I would've been like "I'm out! Stop the car!"

  • @st0lenmeme
    @st0lenmeme 7 років тому +12

    I know it's not Keith on the shirt I grew up with The Sandlot...but also you should totally recreate that shit with Keith on it.

  • @Gunn3r91697
    @Gunn3r91697 7 років тому +592

    I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is. 😉

  • @natalienewman5191
    @natalienewman5191 7 років тому +5

    does anyone else notice he wears that shirt a lot 😂 litterally everyone in the comments are saying "I thought that was Keith"

  • @letsgametv9079
    @letsgametv9079 7 років тому +3

    Is anyone waiting here right now hoping and waiting for joe's new video?

  • @sleshi5441
    @sleshi5441 6 років тому +5

    *freaks out at someone unwrapping his piece of gum*

  • @22stereolove
    @22stereolove 7 років тому +30

    Come on Comedy Central why the hell haven't y'all picked him up yet!!!!!😫

    • @Androiski
      @Androiski 7 років тому +4

      Sarah Stewart because comedy Central is garbage. Joe deserves better

  • @pollypocketpp5373
    @pollypocketpp5373 7 років тому +5

    i knew he looked familiar and then i realized - TYLER JOSEPH

  • @melaniesponaugle9614
    @melaniesponaugle9614 7 років тому +61

    pretending to eat the gum cause you're a germophobe....100% me

  • @jazminehernandez4167
    @jazminehernandez4167 7 років тому +1

    this is precisely how i’d react to these series of events. no one unwraps the whole piece of gum and hands to you. no one at all.

  • @Hassan-yz6yr
    @Hassan-yz6yr 6 років тому +1

    Man said “saw of my foot and throw it in the garbage” I’m fuckin dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @frankiemilan
    @frankiemilan 7 років тому +5

    Joe, he meant that as a joke like he is "single" but his wife is married!! 😉😉😂😂

  • @kaydawne1
    @kaydawne1 7 років тому +8

    Who else thought Keith was on his shirt????

  • @fredr9867
    @fredr9867 7 років тому +4

    Love the shirt Joe

  • @000ultimate
    @000ultimate 6 років тому +1

    0:55 lmao 6am watching this tired as hell and I’m dead.. lolll

  • @samuelplayz8164
    @samuelplayz8164 7 років тому +2

    The intro was GOLD! 😂😂
    Hilarious!

  • @dancen1973
    @dancen1973 7 років тому +152

    Yo you should record one of your uber rides and lie about yourself a lot like if you agree lmao

    • @robertlopez4558
      @robertlopez4558 7 років тому +1

      Carbon • is that Jacob satorious on your shirt?

    • @robertlopez4558
      @robertlopez4558 7 років тому +1

      Carbon • got damn it meant profile pic I was looking at Joe's shirt

    • @rawanf9204
      @rawanf9204 7 років тому

      omg yes that would be hilarious!!!

  • @lightishredgummi
    @lightishredgummi 7 років тому +7

    OMG THE SQUINTS SHIRT

  • @lcult2001
    @lcult2001 7 років тому +27

    joe I watched your amazingness on the shitter. I laughed so hard that I shat really hard and the water splashed my aSs

  • @slavicharrystyles6914
    @slavicharrystyles6914 7 років тому +1

    As a frequent NYC visitor, Joe's impersonation of the driver is spot on. There are plenty of drivers just like D, lmao.

  • @melissaemolo2702
    @melissaemolo2702 7 років тому +2

    Joe you never fail to make me piss my pants laughing 😂