Alvaro Favela this was funny asf but actually he did a perfect Turkish accent I know Turkish friends who actually speak like this and the D thing was funny too
I have suffered from panic/anxiety attacks and I get them really bad. When I can't get them under control I come here and watch your videos. Listening to your stories and just watching your videos period helps me calm down from my attacks. It takes my mind off everything, even if its just for a few minutes. I don't know if you will even read this but if so, Thank you. Your videos seriously help me out in a big way. Many blessings to you and your family.
nina howlter ! Quite honestly i don't know why, i thought he was all good with his people of walmart vids and his only on craigslist vids until this hunk of shit reached my feed...
it could also be something to do w extremist middle eastern men can marry how many women they want or claim they aren't married but the women have to say they're married & have to stay committed to one man
It seems like Joe always gets into weird situations. I'm sure this happens in other states and cities too but from what I can tell New York is crazy sometimes.
And at one point the driver made a sharp turn, and this guy came off the ground real quick, and I felt his pinkie toe touch my ankle bone, and for the rest of the ride, all I thought about was wow, I cannot wait to saw off my foot and throw it in the garbage. - Joe Santagato 2017
Cause it's four in the afternooooon You've ordered a quick Uber pool Don't think you need shoes But you dooooo Feeling so good Just the way that you do When you're not wearing any shoooees
in case we have any new fans here...the most important thing to know when watching joe's videos: do not eat or drink anything, because it WILL be all over ur face, ur shirt, ur table, and ur floor, in a matter of minutes
Coheed And SlipKnot I've heard guys say that as a joke, like I'm not married but my wife is! (In other words, I'm a douche that jokes about cheating on my wife)
MaxedOutGaming7 just think about the fact that the owner of Uber decided to name a company "uber." Go look it up on google if you don't know he definition, and just think about this. Just, why?
I have never watched this guy's videos before but saw it on the trending page and clicked it, this dude had me crying of laughter for the whole video. Subscribed.
Oh oh let me share a uber story! Last time my driver asked me (Chinese Canadian) :"... so in China, is it like... do you all keep pandas as pets?" Me: "I... we... I don't ...WHAT?" Driver: " You know, pandas. Are they like dogs?" Me: "I...we...umm...SORRY?" Driver: " I've seen those internet videos, people keeping pandas as pets." I ended up telling him that pandas are endangered species and no one is keeping them as pets. But when I returned home I kept thinking if there's any answer that's crazy enough to beat that question, like: " Oh yeah, just like dogs, but taste way better." Or: "No no, more like horses. Sometimes my parents were too busy to drive me to kindergarten, and I would just ride a panda. It's quite expansive though, not all family could afford panda rides."
daphne cui my husband is Chinese Canadian too and always gets weird questions. Meanwhile, he's lived in Newfoundland all his life. We even got asked "what kind of nese is in she" (directed at my daugther) Not knowing what she meant, I said "the bone kind?". Pandas for pets is a funny question! I would go with they taste better!
Joe don't need to click bait me to watch his videos. The thumbnail could be blank and the title 'untitled' and I'd still be watching it, because I know that it'll be good.
Were you on Park Ave? Cause an Uber crashed into the side of the Taxi my boyfriend was taking to meet me for lunch a few months ago. If that was you, this is the weirdest thing to ever happen/to find out about on UA-cam ahaha
I had an Uber driver in Vegas decide to drive on the shoulder of the freeway to get around traffic. He took a back road to my hotel; my friend and I definitely thought we were about to die.
Joe, D could've meant that he and his wife got divorced and she's now remarried to someone else. But great video and you made me my Tuesday better as always.
Yes Joe, let the italian hand gesture flow through you.
Matthew Axell-House I do the same thing
Matthew Axell-House *how Italians rant*
Matthew Axell-House looool it's so hard to control
Matthew Axell-House lol I'm not Italian but I use my hands to talk a lot
If you know whats good. never! be in arms reach of an Italian on a rant. you will lose an eye.
"D had other plans" 😂
AP I was gonna comment it 😂
D says, “Get in the back door”
I love how he imitated D's accent😂😂😂
Paula C and by it, I'm assuming D is Middle Eastern lol
Alvaro Favela this was funny asf but actually he did a perfect Turkish accent I know Turkish friends who actually speak like this and the D thing was funny too
@@alvarofavela2918 Maybe D is Romanian or otherwise from Eastern Europe.
Adam Walker That’s more likely
"Fire up the AC." Last words from Joe, 2017
I have suffered from panic/anxiety attacks and I get them really bad. When I can't get them under control I come here and watch your videos. Listening to your stories and just watching your videos period helps me calm down from my attacks. It takes my mind off everything, even if its just for a few minutes. I don't know if you will even read this but if so, Thank you. Your videos seriously help me out in a big way. Many blessings to you and your family.
Trease Barry thats so sad 😔
You're not alone, I have that too and comes out of nowhere. I know, it's a skill to get it under control.
Trease Barry amen me too
Same
Good for you for finding an outlet! I freeze, but I'm hoping to work past that eventually. ❤🖤
Did anyone else think his shirt was a picture of Keith? 😂😂
I'm laughing so much 😂😂😂
Oliver Moy I've saw Keith wear this shirt too. I think it is a promo for him actually.
denacarson32 Keith probably payed Joe to wear it lol
Oliver Moy its from the sandlot, its not keith
My wife had to tell me it wasn't Keith
Joe just do stand up comedy already everyone is waiting
if he does a stand up comedy I sure as hell won't attend to any cause his humor just blows. it sounds like bitching more than comedic purposes.
why are you here trixxy
That's okay, 2 million other people like his humour.
nina howlter ! Quite honestly i don't know why, i thought he was all good with his people of walmart vids and his only on craigslist vids until this hunk of shit reached my feed...
Huds02 normies will always be boring so thats fine.
Who else thought long and hard about how his wife is married and he's not?
Yeah Swift it's a cheesy joke
He means his wife is into the marriage but he's not. So he's not invested emotionally anymore
Maybe he meant his ex-wife
it could also be something to do w extremist middle eastern men can marry how many women they want or claim they aren't married but the women have to say they're married & have to stay committed to one man
*raises hand* me
*D had other plans*
"YOU'RE KILLIN' ME SMALLS"
The shirt that everyone just assumes is Keith is back again 😂💕
Kaitlin Kal Lee the sandlot
Yaboi goldilocks nah dip shirlock everyone knows the sandlot unless they are a communist
It seems like Joe always gets into weird situations. I'm sure this happens in other states and cities too but from what I can tell New York is crazy sometimes.
All times *
dyclif it's literally NYC you will always find weird stories and situations
Luke Watness 100%
You have no. fucking. idea.
dyclif NYC is an eventful place lemme tell u
"im sort of a germaphobe..."
*plays mad libs and spits on eachother*
THE GUM PART IM ACTUALLY CRYING
It's not Keith on his shirt.
It's a Sandlot shirt.
It's a movie for we the old people.
Watch a damn movie.. Bunch of savages.
Fraulein Awesome ok thanks. I thought it was Keith.
Fraulein Awesome too busy watching Greys Antatomy for the 4th time to watch movies lmao
Old? I'm not old. Oh no...
Fraulein Awesome I'm 14 and I've watched that movie several times, it was my favorite for a while. Am I considered old now?
Morning Star Yes, sort out your retirement fund oldie
"Yeah, I'm gonna wait for a cab without vomit... Call me crazy."
His shirt is from the movie *The Sandlot*
_For all young people who are curious_
8111y Really? I thought it was a picture of Keith wet
8111y thanks man I couldn't tell!
8111y I thought it was Keith lmao
8111y The Sandlot^^
8111y u kinda look like his shirt all grown up
And at one point the driver made a sharp turn, and this guy came off the ground real quick, and I felt his pinkie toe touch my ankle bone, and for the rest of the ride, all I thought about was wow, I cannot wait to saw off my foot and throw it in the garbage. - Joe Santagato 2017
Musa Jackson i love your picture!
Regina Sclafford thanks
Musa Jackson i can't stop laughing 😂 funniest moment!
Musa Jackson I thought that part was so funny lmfao
LordCentillion
Thanks for the likes 👍
Joe's videos feel like the old school days where some kid is in his basement with a camera. I love it
Joe, you would be so good at stand-up
Can't do jump cuts in standup though....
Why does everybody think his shirt is Keith, has nobody seen sandlot?
It's *THE* Sandlot. Courtesy of the Mandela Effect.
Goddess .FourWinds shit
Elias Martinez who can forget squints?! sandlots my favourite movie
Michael "Squints" Palledorous. LMAO
For
Eh
Verrrr
Cause it's four in the afternooooon
You've ordered a quick Uber pool
Don't think you need shoes
But you dooooo
Feeling so good
Just the way that you do
When you're not wearing any shoooees
Yeah four in the afternoon thats my favourite :D
Softe Sam. Omg 😂😂😂😂
Bless this comment 😂🙏
Softe Sam I'm dead 😂
Softe Sam yes
Me: *Sees that Joe uploaded*
Also Me: *Grabs Headphones*
William Shinn Me: sees cancerous comment
Also me: hangs myself
Abdul Blacker ^^well that problem resolved itself quickly
that's not how this meme works
Abdul Blacker ur a legend
Imaginary-Unit Factorial he did
I love his energy
I hate watching you, because I swear my parents think I'm crazy when they hear me hollaring and screaming of laughter from my room.
I love how he jumps right in! YOU KNOW UBER OK GOOD
riley yohn Great
riley yohn how this comment has 55 likes Is beyond me
I love you C'quared ... i love you.
Mubashir Ali I know I just thought it is something very cool about him!
Imaginary-Unit Factorial love you too. Im drinking a beer for you as we speak
Guys that's Squints Poladoress.
"He walked a little taller that day. A little prouder. He had put the MOVES ON THE LIFEGUARD"
Guy Smiley fuck I remember that!
I grew up on that movie. Could not love it more!
Guy Smiley Awesome Movie!!!...I watched it the other day
D pulls up😂😂😂
Nicholas Layne D never pulls out.
D never came back
D has a confusing fucking marriage
"But D had other plans"
"I'm just gonna pretend that makes sense." I'm gonna use that next time my brother talks to me. LOL
I fucking laugh everytime because everything he says he turns it in like the best thing ever😂😂
in case we have any new fans here...the most important thing to know when watching joe's videos: do not eat or drink anything, because it WILL be all over ur face, ur shirt, ur table, and ur floor, in a matter of minutes
lmaooo "no , my wife is" LOL
How these things always happens to Joe😂😂😂always make my day
did anybody else laugh before the video even started
didn't even laugh after or during the video...
Trixxy Cabbit Hey, stop being a Negative Nancy you filthy normie
Soogawchoo kiss my diapered ass there is no way I'm a normie lol
Trixxy Cabbit fucking normie
Correction: he's a normie troll.
Tana Mongeau is shaking
kalista benjamin what
deadddd 😂😂😂
kalista benjamin *riding a d i c k in the middle of target*
kalista benjamin because he doesn't need Clickbait thumbnails/titles to get views 😂
HE FUCKED ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH
How does he only have 2mil subscribers? He's a genius.
I thought it was Keith on his shirt 🤣😂
same
jesskateboyd me too 😂
😂 that's not Keith 😂
jacob mohow I know haha
Same lol
He could been divorced with his wife and she remarried or something
Umm...noo his wife is married he’s not
Then he should've said ex wife
Joe: "So are you married?"
D: "Oh no no no but my wife is." 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
I just noticed how perfect your eyebrows are
Every video every story every skit by joe santagato will NEVER disappoint I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍
*T h e y ' r e D e v o r c e d*
Oh! Duh! I feel like an idiot
Audi Thief then how would it be His Wife
Audi Thief Then he wouldn't call his wife,his wife.Because if he were divorced ,he wouldnt have a wife.lol, alot of shit to deal with.
IT WAS A JOKE
You've really never heard someone male that joke
“I didn’t want to get a nose bleed or headache” LMAOOOOOO IM DYING
Barefoot life. Take those shoes off Joe you're missing out
Fuck that
*i cannot wait to saw off my foot and throw it in the garbage* ~joe santagato 2017
your mom I laughed too hard at this
StabletoCity same😂😂
your mom yooooooooi. When I was looking at this comment I literally read it along with the video
best 2017
Жанна Степанова what color does my virus come in?
"D is arriving... That's kinda funny."
I'm still confused on how the fuck are you not married to your wife but your wife is married to you...?
Coheed And SlipKnot I read that as he was talking about it and I was like how is this even possible
Coheed And SlipKnot I've heard guys say that as a joke, like I'm not married but my wife is! (In other words, I'm a douche that jokes about cheating on my wife)
Coheed And SlipKnot maybe he got divorced and now his wife is married to someone else. can you all just pretend that this makes sense.
Judging from Joe's impersonation of the driver's voice, English wasn't the man's first language. I'm thinking he meant that his ex-wife had remarried.
I thought maybe it was a bad attempt at a joke? Maybe? Idk, so confusing.
Joe Santagato, probably the only UA-camr that releases an Uber video without using a clickbait-y thumbnail and title
Joe, you're classic. 100% classic, and I love it.
I need more of these storytimes.....like right now.
Uber is uber weird...
MaxedOutGaming7 just think about the fact that the owner of Uber decided to name a company "uber." Go look it up on google if you don't know he definition, and just think about this. Just, why?
MaxedOutGaming7 NO! NO! NO NO NO No NO!
Anyone watching this barefoot?
Aca Tea at least ur not in an uber pool 😂😂😂😂
Me
Aca Tea I'm in bed so yeah lol
Aca Tea ya
Aca Tea yep
I have never watched this guy's videos before but saw it on the trending page and clicked it, this dude had me crying of laughter for the whole video. Subscribed.
Joe: Are you married?
The guy: No, my wife is.
I literally died 😂😂💀
MJ Rose no you didn’t
You are absolutely fucking hilarious
no he's not, quit lying!
Oh oh let me share a uber story! Last time my driver asked me (Chinese Canadian) :"... so in China, is it like... do you all keep pandas as pets?"
Me: "I... we... I don't ...WHAT?"
Driver: " You know, pandas. Are they like dogs?"
Me: "I...we...umm...SORRY?"
Driver: " I've seen those internet videos, people keeping pandas as pets."
I ended up telling him that pandas are endangered species and no one is keeping them as pets. But when I returned home I kept thinking if there's any answer that's crazy enough to beat that question, like:
" Oh yeah, just like dogs, but taste way better." Or:
"No no, more like horses. Sometimes my parents were too busy to drive me to kindergarten, and I would just ride a panda. It's quite expansive though, not all family could afford panda rides."
daphne cui Pandas are no longer endangered, though.
😂😂😂😂😂
daphne cui my husband is Chinese Canadian too and always gets weird questions. Meanwhile, he's lived in Newfoundland all his life.
We even got asked "what kind of nese is in she" (directed at my daugther)
Not knowing what she meant, I said "the bone kind?".
Pandas for pets is a funny question! I would go with they taste better!
True.
Should've titled this, "MY UBER DRIVER TRIED TO KIDNAP AND MURDER ME" That's how you get them views
Aloha SnackBar (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Aloha SnackBar *STORY TIME*
Tana mongoose headass
COPS CALLED GONE SEXUALAL
Joe don't need to click bait me to watch his videos. The thumbnail could be blank and the title 'untitled' and I'd still be watching it, because I know that it'll be good.
-so we're in the middle of the desert inside this car.
Lmao
"I was just so confused. I didn't want to get a nosebleed or a headache so I just left it at that" 😂
Were you on Park Ave? Cause an Uber crashed into the side of the Taxi my boyfriend was taking to meet me for lunch a few months ago. If that was you, this is the weirdest thing to ever happen/to find out about on UA-cam ahaha
That's cool as hell
Sandy Wong
I can’t wait for somebody who doesn’t even know you to accuse you of lying
Trunks Vegeta Briefs I’m here waiting too
Not gonna lie, i though Keith was on his shirt, and im not ashamed.
Kaylee Central I always fall for it whenever he wears this shirt lol
Joe, we need to know!
Where'd you get that shirt
3:12 I love the difference in Joe's facial expression as he says that, gets me every time
I had an Uber driver in Vegas decide to drive on the shoulder of the freeway to get around traffic. He took a back road to my hotel; my friend and I definitely thought we were about to die.
you're shirt is literally the best thing I've ever seen
Joe, D could've meant that he and his wife got divorced and she's now remarried to someone else. But great video and you made me my Tuesday better as always.
Oncerand_ Directioner then she would not be his wife
That actually happened to me today where they asked me for directions
I couldn't breathe when you said you wanted to saw your foot off and throw it out. OMG! I laughed so hard!
rewatching this video and literally stopping half way through to give it a like cuz you are sooo funny omg hahahha
Saw off my foot and throw it in the garbage
i feel like he kept saying he wasn't making it up so he didn't get any tana mongeau remarks 😂😂
hailey xo Tana Mongeau? Ya mean Tana Man goose?
The guy with no shoes... New York... IRON FIST?!
Mama Jette that's what I thought lol
" am I getting in?" 😂 had me in stitches
D IS ARRIVING
good christ, another epic tale for the ages! Until we meet again JOE, until we meet again!
I FUCKING LOVE YOU JOE
well a thank you would be nice JOE STANKYTOE
OH MY GOD D ITS YOU
Nina Beana nah I think that person just made the account just for this vid
still funny
5:43 *AM I GETTING IN?!* lmaooo 😂🤣
Yo, right there when he unwrapped the gum I would've been like "I'm out! Stop the car!"
I know it's not Keith on the shirt I grew up with The Sandlot...but also you should totally recreate that shit with Keith on it.
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is. 😉
Devin A i'm not gay but... Just kidding I'm gay asf 😂🌈
Im not gay but $20 is $20
Devin A i have been laughing for 5 minutes at this!!!
That doesn't make any sence.
Lol
does anyone else notice he wears that shirt a lot 😂 litterally everyone in the comments are saying "I thought that was Keith"
Is anyone waiting here right now hoping and waiting for joe's new video?
*freaks out at someone unwrapping his piece of gum*
Come on Comedy Central why the hell haven't y'all picked him up yet!!!!!😫
Sarah Stewart because comedy Central is garbage. Joe deserves better
i knew he looked familiar and then i realized - TYLER JOSEPH
pretending to eat the gum cause you're a germophobe....100% me
this is precisely how i’d react to these series of events. no one unwraps the whole piece of gum and hands to you. no one at all.
Man said “saw of my foot and throw it in the garbage” I’m fuckin dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe, he meant that as a joke like he is "single" but his wife is married!! 😉😉😂😂
Who else thought Keith was on his shirt????
not me
Love the shirt Joe
0:55 lmao 6am watching this tired as hell and I’m dead.. lolll
The intro was GOLD! 😂😂
Hilarious!
Yo you should record one of your uber rides and lie about yourself a lot like if you agree lmao
Carbon • is that Jacob satorious on your shirt?
Carbon • got damn it meant profile pic I was looking at Joe's shirt
omg yes that would be hilarious!!!
OMG THE SQUINTS SHIRT
joe I watched your amazingness on the shitter. I laughed so hard that I shat really hard and the water splashed my aSs
AUG Nuh eww?
As a frequent NYC visitor, Joe's impersonation of the driver is spot on. There are plenty of drivers just like D, lmao.
Joe you never fail to make me piss my pants laughing 😂