The first story... I'm watching this in the middle of class and it's completely silent and I'm just wheezing in the corner. No voice, just breathing. I have two people looking at me. THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME JOE
i know this will probably get lost in the youtube comments but when im hone alone i like to go into my mom's garden, cover myself with dirt, and pretend im a carrot
His old channel was fucking golden. That high school problems video was the first one I ever watched back when I was still in high school and that shit was too true
a couple of days ago, this guy in my class started describing why he was interested in bestiality and NO ONE WANTED TO SAY ANYTHING BUT I LOST IT WHEN HE SAID BEING A FURRY WAS THE GATEWAY TO IT
jeremy soffen okay so it's like a pause. Santagato rhymes with Joe, so it's like Go Joe, Damagio. Except, Santagato. Also, it's how we do it in Canada.
christina vernon Manhattan is a pile of trash. Certain parts of Queens suck, but I live in a good part of Queens. It's kinda fun taking the train, but there are a lot of wackos. It's funny.
God, I love how you can make yourself and me laugh so hard we can't breathe sometimes. Before my parents passed away all 6 kids in my family always ended up at our parents house after work on the weekends. We used to have so much fun. I remember how much we laughed. We were alot like your family. I miss that so much. So, thank you for just taking the time to be silky and give me an eye watering, can't breathe, about to pee my pants, slapping the table trying to tell my son why I'm laughing like a crazy person but can't talk because I'm laughing too hard.
" she could've 90 or 14, they don't age, they amaze me!!! "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Joe, you should do a whole entire video of just weird subway stories, for us country bumpkin people that never go to big cities! 😂 freaking hilarious, loved it
you were born for just natural entertainment! I have never watched someone I do not even know for hours!! Being sick at home, you still have just made my day.! I've shared your stuff with about everyone I know. They love ya too! Thank you for just being alive! we love ya!! n you're welcome..
Was on 4G data and therefore watching in 240p. When I came back to reply with good net I had 1080p and noticed the difference.. Not everyone has access to good net either. There is an issue with youtubes lower quality codecs and that light switch.
I was in the subway once and this guy was walking around and screaming at everyone and as he was screaming at me I'm still laughing and one guy standed up for me and I'm still laughing 😂
I'm coming here to watch your videos everyday. Thanks for cheering me up. I look forward to my free time to laugh w/ ya.. Please make more videos. Much love.
Being a faithful listener of the Basement Yard, I already knew the two first stories. But man, it never stops being funny! Especially when i can see his facial expressions while telling them😂
"Flashing their palace" is now most definitely my new favourite phrase 😂
Totally mine too. I'm gonna use that on my next date. "Yo... you want I should flash my palace, boy?"
Shannon Dawes Ummm, I'm sure he said 'pallet'. Joe? 'Palace' or 'pallet'?
+Jody Penner "you want I should" must mean you're from NYC. Yes?
LMAO Palace!!! What an awesome word!
Shannon Dawes omg I thought he meant phallus... n I'm like wait wrong genitalia
when Joe said "Anime Porn", I lost my shit.
eagegae Vgeagagea what if he said hentai 😏
Lol
eagegae Vgeagagea I remember he talked about this on his podcast 😂😂😂
same
The first story... I'm watching this in the middle of class and it's completely silent and I'm just wheezing in the corner. No voice, just breathing. I have two people looking at me. THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME JOE
Piper Jackson 😂😂 when I can use my phone in class that will probably be me
Piper Jackson that's exactly what I'm doing right now😂
ROFLMAOLOL!
Piper Jackson that's disrespectful
THIS IS ME RN
Him describing the tool a gynecologist used as a car jack had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂
Allie Jeter OH MY GOSH XD
I'd never thought of speculums that way before, and then he said it and now that's exactly how I think of them lol
Allie Jeter girl sammmeee
Allie Hallwirth Yeah, I should stop drinking while watching Joe, just spit my covfefe on the carpet... 🤣🤣🤣🤣☕️⚰️
Literally hysterical 😂
I've seen that exact guy you're talking about on the subway haha
How?
By looking
What
That's a very casual delivery of some super fucked up shit there bud
@@scrape559 Imagine Joe says hes lying
i know this will probably get lost in the youtube comments but when im hone alone i like to go into my mom's garden, cover myself with dirt, and pretend im a carrot
Johnson Gaming wtf hahahahaahn lol
Johnson Gaming I guess that's one way to pass the time...
Johnson Gaming hahahahahahahahahaha whyyyyy😂😂
Johnson Gaming what the fuck?
Johnson Gaming WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm a simple man. I see Joe Santagato on my feed. I click the video and I leave a like.
The Ryan and a comment
Wendy Senechal hi
mkay
Good man
The Ryan That's stupid.
"It's not like women are coming in and flashin' their palace" .... Gonna have to find a time to use that.... cracked my shit up.
"All the cartoons have sex, but the voices are real"
*dead* 😂😂😂
Lmaaooo
At least it is an on spot description
But hentai is an anime it's not a cartoon though😅
When Joe said "flashing their palace" I fucking lost it
lol me too 😂😂😂
Holy shit I was dying during the gynocologist bit 😂😂
So was the women flashing their palace.
I could listen to Joe all day and I would never get bored.
I've re-watched almost all his videos lol
Henrique Fernandes I rewatch all of vids almost everyday.
Henrique Fernandes vote joe for President #2020
Henrique Fernandes i agree
Then the basement yard is for you
Please make longer and more videos you're honestly my favourite UA-camr ever
Coiz quality>quantity
Gang Gang to be fair he makes one a week so the math there doesn't work
But yes he still is amazing
Takes time to make videos, It would be cool for him to upload more though.
Yeah, he needs to make a movie.
Bruh, I've never heard of you and this was the first video of yours I stumbled across.
*Dude.
You're funny as Hell.*
Bacxaber yeah I've been watching his videos since he had like 80 videos on his old channel. You shoulda been there man, those were the shows.
Why asterisks?
Failed attempt at bolding the text.
His old channel was fucking golden. That high school problems video was the first one I ever watched back when I was still in high school and that shit was too true
This is why I love this channel, Joe actually makes me laugh out loud 😂😂🙌
Kaschan right!! I've cried from laughing so hard
Hey add my snapchat upeesuk31 your cute
Kaschan same brother he’ll yeah brother
I watched one of his videos and i even had tears in my eyes
***Thanks For Axing***
Uncut Angling Axin
Uncut Angling didn't expect to see you in the comments Aaron weeeeeebeeeeeeee
Uncut Angling what?! My favorite fishing UA-camr on joe santagato?
@@erikbrodersen4718 ""Thanks for Ass King"
a couple of days ago, this guy in my class started describing why he was interested in bestiality and NO ONE WANTED TO SAY ANYTHING BUT I LOST IT WHEN HE SAID BEING A FURRY WAS THE GATEWAY TO IT
'Flashing their palace' 😂😂
A car jack 😂😂😭 "For the same reason I don't wanna know what McDonald's nuggets are made of" 😂 Perfect comparison 👌
Maria Chavez Only Joe would think to compare those 2😂
90 or 14 HAAHHAHAHAAH
ik same
"Deep sea diving." 😂😂😂😂
When I go to the gynecologist, I just "flash my palace", idk about you guys
Maggie bwahahahaha that shit made me laugh so damn hard. I'm squealing quietly into my sweater right now.
I feel like that sentence alone made this for me haha!!
Maggie oh god hahaha the deep sea dive part got me where he put his whole fuckin leg up. I really hope he doesn't actually dive like that....😂
when he talks about cranking the speculum like it's a fucking carjack I just about lost it 😂😂😂
Rosalinda Perez was thinking the same thing like it's a fuukin clamp lmao
I love the part when he said, “It’s fine, it’s not fine, but whatever”😂
In Italian Santa means "holy" and Gatto means "cat" (gato, the exact spelling, is "cat" in Spanish) . . .
You make great content, Mr. Joe Holy Cat!
Santa is for female, male is santo. And Im not even italian to know that
when you said you wrote "titties" on the board I laughed so hard
I know you probably won't see this but your the reason I started making video of my own joe! Love from Ireland
:)
Mikey Meegan aw
Mikey Meegan Im from Ireland too! (Literally)
Mikey Meegan lets see what you got. See mine too
Sweet bro!
Ugh! This should of went way longer 😂 hilarious as always!
"I hope he doesn't pull that 9in snake out" lmao
Can we just talk about the fact that he said "flashing their palace" because omg I'm dying
Loving some old Joe videos. 12.20.2020. Merry Christmas everyone.
So no ones gonna mention how he was gone for a whole extra week? Fair enough
TashiDaPandaWolf FUCKING. DUDE. IKR.
TashiDaPandaWolf he said on his twitter he skipped a week due to valentines day. Apparently thats a holiday now.
TashiDaPandaWolf Valentine's Day, fuck nugget.
Only 90's kids remember
Apparently he wanted everyone to spend it with their loved ones, and probably wanted to spend his with his girlfriend.
How dare he.
I will forever refer to going to the OBGYN as "flashing my palace" from here on out. You're a national treasure, Joe.
I remember you telling that train story on SDK!
Melly851 ohh so thats where it was?
Melly851 can u guys check me out I'm new my goal is 50 subscribers plz subscribe
Melly851 same
Melly851 me too!!!
But still h hilarious 😂🤣
"I'm nine inches of solid steel when I'm happy." That is the best pickup line *ever*.
He honestly is one of the only UA-camr that never fails to make me laugh XD 💜
Go Joe, Santagato!
why the comma?
jeremy soffen Because this person is probably Canadian, and Canadians are nice to all punctuation marks.
jeremy soffen okay so it's like a pause. Santagato rhymes with Joe, so it's like Go Joe, Damagio. Except, Santagato. Also, it's how we do it in Canada.
mokiio you are correct
Lmaooo Joe's videos always make me laugh
Pause at any moment in this video and you'll have a meme
ok honestly. you and Brandon rogers should collaborate.
Yes
Oh god yes
*ITS CALLED HENTAI, AND ITS ART*
How do u do to be so funny?!! great video man, thanks for making me laugh!
Andres Islas ngl idk if I'm as funny as king joe but I reckon my vids would entertain ya
:)))
Self Advertising FTW!
(Please subscribe to my channel for awesome vids, and I'll give you a donut.)
never seen this guy before and im cacking myself 40 seconds in
Damn new york city. I always wondered what it's like there. now I know. Glad i live in wisconsin
christina vernon just eat your cheese and be happy
christina vernon Manhattan is a pile of trash. Certain parts of Queens suck, but I live in a good part of Queens. It's kinda fun taking the train, but there are a lot of wackos. It's funny.
christina vernon be Lucky you didn't have to live there.. i still suffer from flash backs
christina vernon Why are you glad?!
It's not that bad lol. There's actually a lot of things to do.
God, I love how you can make yourself and me laugh so hard we can't breathe sometimes. Before my parents passed away all 6 kids in my family always ended up at our parents house after work on the weekends. We used to have so much fun. I remember how much we laughed. We were alot like your family. I miss that so much. So, thank you for just taking the time to be silky and give me an eye watering, can't breathe, about to pee my pants, slapping the table trying to tell my son why I'm laughing like a crazy person but can't talk because I'm laughing too hard.
Have a safe flight. I know how much you love to hear that Joe!
I WISH you would sort that mark out on your wall behind you, it always tricks me into thinking it's my monitor that's dirty.
By the time he gets rid of it, you'll miss it.
he's moving soon.. so it'll be gone before we know it.
OHMYGOD SAME
Welp, he's officially moved. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
No, I don't like red brick, I miss the mark on the wall.
he actually wrote "anime porn" instead of hentai?
What is this? An *amateur* weeb? because even my little sister coud have done better...
A troll
Right
why is you mad tho
@@sarahdanielle2128 it a damn joke only us weebs would understand
Maybe because the story is so old that the term "hentai" wasn't common yet?
" she could've 90 or 14, they don't age, they amaze me!!! "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Its called hentai though (anime porn)
HAPPY 25th JOE ! Love u !
Im gonna even act like I'm a hero, but I will use an old lady to shield myself 😂😂👍👌
Anime porn..where noises that you hear are real.
OMG. Your videos always kill me 😂😂😂
Can you please do more of these?? IM WHEEZING
studying for mid terms and came here to have a laugh. thanks for being my stress reliever Joe. you're the best.
anybody else just binge watch his oldest videos Cuz I hope I'm not the only one I love his videos also like if you feel the same
Only dedicated Santagato Family fans will get this joke:
It's in Germany...
TIJANA MILADINOVIC Keith in catchphrase with belgium
WillyDiBa yup :-D
TIJANA MILADINOVIC BELGIUM
BELGIUM!!!!
"I just wanna eat the nuggets!"
-Joe Santagoto, 2017
You should do another "Ask the Santagato Family"
Your answer to the first question had me CRYING that may be my favorite story you have ever told
Joe, you should do a whole entire video of just weird subway stories, for us country bumpkin people that never go to big cities! 😂 freaking hilarious, loved it
The car jack part really got me 😂😂😂😂😂
Notification squad where you at 😎😎😎
Random Random here bro
Random Random here
Random Random can u guys check me out I'm new my goal is 50 subscribers plz subscribe
Random Random never clicked on a notification so fast
OneWaySourceEA 😂😂 this sht was funny
The funny part is Joe thinking the McNuggets are made from chickens.
Dude you bring tears to my eyes frfr you are funny as fuck.
You gotta crank it.
I almost shit myself laughing to this
hi random people strolling down the comment section have a great day and night
Lost Music STFU sooooo original
Thank you
He only answered like 4 questions 😂😂 next time do more.... Please lol great content
1 year ago today, I start watching Joe Santagato. I'm so glad I came across his channel ❤
you were born for just natural entertainment! I have never watched someone I do not even know for hours!! Being sick at home, you still have just made my day.! I've shared your stuff with about everyone I know. They love ya too! Thank you for just being alive! we love ya!! n you're welcome..
omfg Im lying in bed dying laughing😂😂 This made my day lol
Best train ride ever😂i would have laughed to Joe 😆
"flashing their palace" OMG hahahahahaha
At 2:31 me and my mom were laughing so hard I fell on the ground and started laughing and forgot what I was laughing about.
/ 2:32
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY!!!!!
What the fuck is up with that light switch?!
Not that, for me it's fuzzying around. This is happening in other videos as well it's probably just me. Some bad decoding.
Maybe you need glasses.
Actually I just figured out the problem, and it's repeatable. Just switch the video to 240p.
Or just watch it in HD? 240? who the hell watches videos in 240 lmao
Was on 4G data and therefore watching in 240p. When I came back to reply with good net I had 1080p and noticed the difference.. Not everyone has access to good net either. There is an issue with youtubes lower quality codecs and that light switch.
damn! I'm mad I missed the posts about you asking us to ask you questions! but lmao , great video as always!
Flashing your palace. Omg 😂
Your stories are the greatest. I could listen to you all day, I swear.
I wish these were longer. You always make me laugh when i have a shitty day
Seriously..? 4 questions in one of your longest ever videos? Just 4??? COME ONNNNN!!
LMFAO new yorkers have seen everything
5:12
KILL ME 🤣🤣
His videos are so great because he's so good at telling stories. super entertaining
"Sea deep dive in there" LOST MY SHIT 😂😂😂😂
Did anyone notice his hair colour
How do you mean? It's different?
ShadowMaker Gaming I think it's just the light making it ready/brown
I was in the subway once and this guy was walking around and screaming at everyone and as he was screaming at me I'm still laughing and one guy standed up for me and I'm still laughing 😂
9 inch train ride I see what you did there.
I'm coming here to watch your videos everyday. Thanks for cheering me up. I look forward to my free time to laugh w/ ya.. Please make more videos. Much love.
Being a faithful listener of the Basement Yard, I already knew the two first stories. But man, it never stops being funny! Especially when i can see his facial expressions while telling them😂
Sometimes I can get away with listening to this in the background at work. This episode was not possible. Too funny.
Made the mistake of eating while watching this.
"...flashin' their palace..."
#deceased
his laugh at 4:40 gives me so much joy
I've heard the subway story 3 times now between the podcasts and the vids. Cmon Joe!
why wasn't there a video last week?
Charlotte Boyd he didn't upload because of Valentine's Day
Charlotte Boyd why don't you watch his VLOGS
Charlotte Boyd oh...my bad
Random guy On UA-cam hahaha its all good buddy
Charlotte Boyd Joe said he doesn't post on holidays.
I choked on my bagel the whole vid i couldent stop laughing
Aye! where my notification squad at??!! ♡ Joe though!
Wendy Senechal hiii
Wendy Senechal can u guys check me out I'm new my goal is 50 subscribers plz subscribe
r u trying to kill me I'm rolling on the floor laughing. LMAO
within the firt min i fell in love with this show im binge watching. its bean years since ive found original entertaining content on youtube.
bean -fuck me i need to start reading more.