Drunk Waifu Reviews Sword Art Online - Season 2: Gun Gale Online

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  • @jacksquatt6082
    @jacksquatt6082 3 роки тому +450

    Holy crap, I just realized the full impact of the name pun. Tonkatsu is Japanese pork cutlet, so her name is basically "Pork Sinclair." Dude, I'd totally pork Sinclair. I bet she'd be a fun lay.

    • @highjumpstudios2384
      @highjumpstudios2384 3 роки тому +96

      She's just gonna talk to you about the decline of western civilization the entire time you're rawing her bareback.

    • @viewtifuljoe4412
      @viewtifuljoe4412 2 роки тому +17

      @@highjumpstudios2384 (Lol) "Fuck me like the government does!"

    • @100organicfreshmemes5
      @100organicfreshmemes5 2 роки тому +27

      Not gonna lie, I thought the name was supposed to be based on Tonka toys, the joke being she's "built Tonka tough".

    • @garreonlefay6703
      @garreonlefay6703 2 роки тому +44

      no no, you don't get it. In Japanese it would be Sinclair Tonkatsu....her name basically means "Illustrious Pork Cutlet"

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 2 роки тому +15

      I hear "Sinclair" and I think of the father from the 90's Dinosaurs sitcom.

  • @entropybentwhistle
    @entropybentwhistle 3 роки тому +439

    “Tonkatsu Sinclair: Waifu for Laifu” has to be the slogan on the t-shirts when the merch happens.

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  3 роки тому +81

      Agreed.

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 Рік тому +1

      ​@@absoluteunit30an ad for Temu popped off immediately before you pulled the trigger. Fantastic timing

    • @sonofaglitch7549
      @sonofaglitch7549 Рік тому

      I didn't know zangief is your waifu
      I really prefer how he looks in street fighter 6

  • @Palatidd
    @Palatidd 3 роки тому +242

    Tonkatsu: “There’s no r34 of me!”
    r34 artist: *draws clop of Tonkatsu*
    Tonkatsu: “curse word”

    • @zelokorLocalGodOfChaosAndBread
      @zelokorLocalGodOfChaosAndBread 2 роки тому +4

      hey what's clopping?
      I say baitingly

    • @dvoremay6683
      @dvoremay6683 5 місяців тому

      ​@zelokorLocalGodOfChaosAndBread in all this time not a bit.

    • @R462venom
      @R462venom 3 місяці тому

      ​@@zelokorLocalGodOfChaosAndBreadyou don't wanna know. Keep your innocence while you can

  • @BobTasticable
    @BobTasticable 3 роки тому +80

    "You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums"
    That reference caught me so off guard

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  3 роки тому +19

      Finally, someone caught that lol.

    • @yamiangelous
      @yamiangelous 2 роки тому +3

      Always be warery of a man who keeps pigs.

  • @Thegr8MC
    @Thegr8MC 3 роки тому +164

    You know, I've always been mad at MC for stealing my name, but seeing him in a dress.......
    Ok. I forgive him. For now.

    • @Fordexplorer-ly4vd
      @Fordexplorer-ly4vd Рік тому +4

      But you’re THE GREAT MC you got nothing to worry about

  • @bendysans1473
    @bendysans1473 3 роки тому +189

    I have no clue what is happening but im loving every second of it

  • @Thornscale
    @Thornscale 3 роки тому +229

    This is legitimately inspiring content.
    I don't think I've ever binged a channel before.

  • @ivoryadventures6485
    @ivoryadventures6485 3 роки тому +89

    0:20 MC: “Hey buddy, how u doing?”
    Raspy voice: “mi!”
    It was really funny to me that she immediately realized what he wanted.
    (That “mi!” was cute as hell)
    I like that this is how she cries.

  • @relaxingsteven1827
    @relaxingsteven1827 3 роки тому +148

    2:01 That's why you're the best I almost busted an artery laughing so Hard

  • @TheRetroRenegade
    @TheRetroRenegade 2 роки тому +32

    The little aggravated yet pathetic sounding "meh" sound that Tonkatsu makes responding to MC at 0:23 gets me every single time XD

  • @ini4556
    @ini4556 3 роки тому +102

    Had me laughing with MC in the beginning. As always, love this review, but I love Tonkatsu more

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  3 роки тому +46

      Ngl, I'm one of those people who laughs at his own stupid jokes, and I found that part hilarious. The voiceover of Katsu laughing at him was not fake laughter, I was losing it when I was watching the recording back.

  • @combatbrony6705
    @combatbrony6705 3 роки тому +48

    bro the beginning of this when she made MC say all that reminded me of red vs blue when they made Griff say all that shit for the surrender if this was a reference to that your my fucking hero

    • @cjames4315
      @cjames4315 3 роки тому

      I remember this one time I put ranch on my pancakes as a reference to a meme.

  • @auroravael
    @auroravael 2 роки тому +17

    The little "Meh" Tonkatsu did when MC asked how she was doing. Way too cute, I legit had to pause for a sec and WHEEZE.

  • @basementdweller4225
    @basementdweller4225 3 роки тому +92

    Bruh this video dropped on my day off when I'm like 6 beers deep and I'm at serious risk of busting a side laughing, it's so tight to have you back giving us quality content

  • @veggsbacon1891
    @veggsbacon1891 2 роки тому +21

    11:01
    "She's just as much of a gangster as you are!"
    Epic line. 👍🏽

  • @Ozymandias2x
    @Ozymandias2x 3 роки тому +20

    I dunno, "Death Gun" sounds like exactly the type of name a tryhard sweatgoblin would have.

  • @sigma1328
    @sigma1328 3 роки тому +24

    I rewatched this 10 times in a day for that intro scenes alone, god thats funny

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  3 роки тому +16

      Damn dude, that's a lot of times. I really had fun making that sequence, so I'm glad you enjoyed it that much. Thank you.

    • @sigma1328
      @sigma1328 3 роки тому +8

      @@absoluteunit30 and now my 18th time watching it, 10 outta 10

  • @mrfroboto1
    @mrfroboto1 3 роки тому +48

    What a great episode. It was so freaking funny. I never realized how good your acting was Unit. That maid bit had me rolling.

  • @gameosaur52s58
    @gameosaur52s58 3 роки тому +13

    14:43 You forgot the Kitchen Gun, don't forget the kitchen gun.

  • @Brainhorn
    @Brainhorn 3 роки тому +8

    0:23
    For some reason that weird "meh" sound set me off laughing

  • @notcute-qh8og
    @notcute-qh8og 3 роки тому +35

    The joke about the death gun killed me, ironically enough.
    Another great video, keep up the good work, also goth Tonkatsu is something I wish I saw sooner

  • @EquesTron
    @EquesTron 3 роки тому +16

    With you saying “I swear to Satsuki!” I want to see you do an in depth review of Kill la Kill. A top tier waifu reviewing a show with top tier waifus sounds amazing.

  • @animeguykurosaki1
    @animeguykurosaki1 3 роки тому +32

    Honestly, after this arc, we got a lot more Asuna getting screentime, between the next 2 arcs, the movie and a good portion of Season 3 and 4

  • @benjamindebo9283
    @benjamindebo9283 3 роки тому +17

    This was a wholesome and educational review. Tonkatsu is a beautiful upstanding member of society.

  • @Drego117
    @Drego117 Рік тому +2

    the voice is starting to grow on me

  • @PhilipJFryII
    @PhilipJFryII 3 роки тому +17

    I can feel the shroud of dignity feeding MC's bod.. oh man I feel you
    Either way Cheers Tonkatsu happy Galloweeners 🍻

  • @TELECHUBBIE
    @TELECHUBBIE 3 роки тому +7

    i might be late to this but Tonkatsu says it like it is. She is a real one. I hope the next thing she reviews is something she can enjoy. She deserves good things in her life.

  • @SilverSpoonRiche
    @SilverSpoonRiche 3 роки тому +18

    Tonka, Darling, you should have the gun instead of the cucumber because guns are cooler and cucumbers are nasty. Also I WAS THE FIRST to recommend SAO Abridged when your last vid came out. I just want that on the record! >;2

  • @Kriliska
    @Kriliska Рік тому +1

    Best channel I've found in 2023 so far.

  • @ThomasWilson-yc7ht
    @ThomasWilson-yc7ht 3 роки тому +7

    The maid outfit is fantastic! XD

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  3 роки тому +2

      I agree! I don't think MC does though lol.

  • @Flinix
    @Flinix 2 роки тому +5

    Oh the "I promise to spend the money on food not alcohol" bit killed me.

  • @betsybee9176
    @betsybee9176 3 роки тому +4

    Every time I think it can’t get better. But then it does😂
    Tonkatsu singing that song in the beginning gave me nostalgia.

  • @genghispecan
    @genghispecan 3 роки тому +12

    GD... that opening struck close to home... sounded like too many of the half-baked "conversations" I have with my cat.

  • @MrMurdock86
    @MrMurdock86 3 роки тому +2

    Tonkatsu, you have been DABBED. XD

  • @drunkencowboyagni
    @drunkencowboyagni 2 роки тому +3

    i have no idea how you got into my recommended but thank you.

  • @tajklair
    @tajklair 2 роки тому +7

    Awesome video the opening bit had me rolling the floor laughing.

  • @bistrochefwithepilepsy
    @bistrochefwithepilepsy 3 роки тому +5

    gotta love the Candy Ass callback

  • @andrew10022
    @andrew10022 2 роки тому +2

    Holy shit, I just discovered your channel and this is my 3rd video I have seen. I love this content so much

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 роки тому

      Have fun with the other ones, my nakama.

  • @GenarelGuy
    @GenarelGuy 3 роки тому +6

    Really looking forward to your reaction to the Alternative: Gun Gale Online spin-off show. imo its the best arc of the whole thing.

  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost7404 2 роки тому +2

    *_BIG MAN TYRONE?!_*
    *_Are you shitting me?!_*
    *_Way to break into the 4chan crowd on the right foot, bro (If you hadn't broke into it already)!_*

  • @madladphy2570
    @madladphy2570 3 роки тому +6

    Sword Art Online? More like Sword Art Offline and go tough some grass ! Ha!
    I'm sorry mommy Katsu, please don't leave me!!!

  • @strmhendrix2582
    @strmhendrix2582 Рік тому

    Not gonna lie, I got on this channel last night, and not gonna lie, despite the surprise of having a Goth waifu with the voice of someone who could beat my ass three ways from Tuesday (especially since I'm Goth), I'm CANNOT get enough of this!

  • @carrot708
    @carrot708 3 роки тому +4

    5:41 okay this hit me way too hard

  • @BowsettesFury
    @BowsettesFury Рік тому +2

    Just stumbled upon this channel not to long ago. Why do I have to like the hot Waifu that sounds like a Vegas mob boss???
    2:48 (Also me) that’s why. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ridonkulous2015
    @Ridonkulous2015 2 роки тому +2

    Literally one of the best things I've stumbled across in ages. Already watched your 4 hr stream and the "it sucks to be a hentai girl" my sides hurt and you're am artistic genius

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 3 роки тому +4

    Healing Negative Health Points Gun

  • @gatorkittygaming
    @gatorkittygaming 3 роки тому

    12:00 ohhhhh, i bet you were REAL proud a that one, weren't ya

  • @FireFan44
    @FireFan44 3 роки тому +37

    I vote to rename Tonkatsu's hat to Tonhatsu

  • @Tweekitus
    @Tweekitus 3 роки тому +1

    I wish I could remember that quote of yours from one of your old vids where Discord showed up and you started to get mad but then said something along the lines of "You know what? Fine. I'm not even gonna get mad. Just give it to me, daddy; I won't even scream." That is an accurate representation of my feelings towards this channel's new direction. While not completely happy with it, I'm gonna fuckin watch it anyway so I guess that invalidates any kind of criticism I could've levied.

  • @josephdellavecchia7828
    @josephdellavecchia7828 3 роки тому +1

    So glad you came back to life Unit. Your videos are always top notch. Someone is flexing their music talents again. Hell yeah

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  3 роки тому +2

      It's actually an old song I made like five years ago that I put up on a side channel. It felt like the perfect theme music for Katsu, so I remastered and resurrected it. I'm probably going to put up a remastered version of the whole song.

    • @josephdellavecchia7828
      @josephdellavecchia7828 3 роки тому

      @@absoluteunit30hell yeah, that would be awesome.

  • @MasterJunior93
    @MasterJunior93 Рік тому

    6:31 the descent into madness begins. The nightmare will never stop.
    8:30 yup, this is me in real life and at my job.
    9:58 ummm... Cough.

  • @madladphy2570
    @madladphy2570 3 роки тому +3

    Okok, I didn't expect to see Big Man Tyrone here, what a crossover

  • @general_merten
    @general_merten 2 роки тому +1

    Death Gun Account name was Sterben in the original, its german for dieing. Sounds to me like an invite watching that show lol

  • @rayeficent832
    @rayeficent832 3 роки тому +3

    I came back to watch this again after 4 hours of wasting my time doing chores and then I realized. I can't live without you Tonkatsu.

  • @EspadaLelouch
    @EspadaLelouch 2 роки тому

    Puzzle piece dude here, just wanted to say your videos are some of the funniest I've seen

  • @luigimaster111
    @luigimaster111 3 роки тому +1

    That chuckle at the end, that had straight up Resident Evil 4 Merchant energy to it. If you ever got into voice acting you'd get tight-cast as a homeless alleyway drug dealer, I'm certain of it.

  • @davidroberts2349
    @davidroberts2349 2 роки тому +1

    That "Damn Straight" killed me! Subscribed

  • @tomokokuroki2506
    @tomokokuroki2506 3 роки тому +5

    "life-gun"
    Squidgirl had one.
    You should review Squidgirl.

  • @AdamMichalMarkowski
    @AdamMichalMarkowski Рік тому

    I think there is like "I try to only wound you gun" that Boogie used during his standoff against Frank Hassle

  • @rickxhoshinji
    @rickxhoshinji 3 роки тому +2

    Those first 4 minutes were bizarre. Funny but bizarre.

  • @ZekeStaright
    @ZekeStaright 3 роки тому +1

    "Hey Buddy, how you doin'?"
    "mih"
    💗

  • @nightmareskys8568
    @nightmareskys8568 2 роки тому

    Just started watching your videos today and I love them,funny as hell great sense of humor,hot anime girl,big bahongaloos,it's got everything the whole package

  • @spencerjones9753
    @spencerjones9753 3 роки тому +38

    Don’t listen to the haters, Tonkatsu. You have a perfect chest size.
    Although, if you wanted my opinion, you could always get enhancements for the rest of your body. Maybe your thighs perhaps. Or what about your torso? That stomach’s looking a little flatter than it should be. Just sayin.

    • @tracer8943
      @tracer8943 3 роки тому +3

      I wish we could brother sadly thier are limits to vroid that dont allow you to customize your body avatar to ridicolous levels unless you modify the body using blender XD

    • @WrensthavAviovus
      @WrensthavAviovus 2 роки тому

      We can't all have bods that let us play our abs like xylophones.

    • @doloriscaron1713
      @doloriscaron1713 2 роки тому

      Totally, that gal needs a bit more meat on her bones. 😊

  • @valeriedaleiden1040
    @valeriedaleiden1040 3 роки тому

    lmao when that maid shit happened I lost it. Also, yay my little comment got in and it was first :> Hip hip hoorah for Tonkatsu

  • @Crabbi5
    @Crabbi5 3 роки тому +2

    Fantastic! I hope you'll eventially review Alicization

  • @CujoGBC
    @CujoGBC 3 роки тому

    u bringing up the old fan thing killed me, i had a fan just like that that stopped working a few days ago
    the most relatable waifu Tonkatsu Sinclair

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 3 роки тому +1

    The Phantom Bullet Arc is basically Call of Duty Black Ops 2 in anime form. Like it has the same beats and plot points.

  • @huhwhuhing
    @huhwhuhing 3 роки тому +1

    Oh! You're rhyming again!

  • @LevSlinsen
    @LevSlinsen 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for keeping me from watching this show, now I know about the plot without having to suffer watching it.

  • @Zadamanim
    @Zadamanim 2 роки тому

    the last laugh reminded me of avoidingthepuddle's notification sound

  • @rooksclown316
    @rooksclown316 2 роки тому

    0:22 I like that little "meh" lol

  • @Calbeck
    @Calbeck 2 роки тому +2

    Big Tyrone still doin' it all these years later

  • @coolgamer122
    @coolgamer122 3 роки тому +1

    I awkake from my passed out state to Anime Waifu talking to me. Already my day is looking better.

    • @coolgamer122
      @coolgamer122 3 роки тому

      Okay did not expect to see that opening bit, but Im still game.

  • @fabfabby
    @fabfabby 2 роки тому +1

    I do not know why I love this so much.
    Tonkatsu #1 Waifu.

  • @cookiesandstreams
    @cookiesandstreams 3 роки тому +2

    15:58 this part of me still exists and it's leading me to some terrible choices, I don't know what to do except get wildly drunk

  • @alden2085
    @alden2085 2 роки тому +1

    "See you all in hell." But we already covered Alfheim....

  • @georgedelarosa9973
    @georgedelarosa9973 2 роки тому +1

    Can someone please clip
    “I am gonna start cappin b*tches”
    7:02

  • @danielramsey6141
    @danielramsey6141 2 роки тому +1

    This character is reminding me of Suction Cup Man!

  • @MuffinHunterX
    @MuffinHunterX 3 роки тому +12

    Ah yes, the fun of when someone who natively speaks Japanese names something in English because they think it sounds cool and then the property gets an English release.

  • @athatcher9367
    @athatcher9367 Рік тому +2

    A guy hitting bullets with a sword IS cool, it’s just all the other stuff around it that’s not.

  • @ViRiXDreamcore
    @ViRiXDreamcore 2 роки тому

    Oh man wait until the undeworld series. Kirito REALLY starts going at it then.

  • @lanterns_glow
    @lanterns_glow 2 роки тому +1

    I like GGO as a concept mostly because it's actually trying to be use the game mechanics. In the very beginning the writer didn't even know how games worked
    I do agree that SAO got hit pretty hard with the harenification bat.
    But good news Tonkatsu, Asuna gets a whole arc to herself with new characters that are cares about instead of us focusing on what's his nuts

  • @TurUwU
    @TurUwU Рік тому

    0:23 what was that sound lmaoooo

  • @henriquebecker4453
    @henriquebecker4453 2 роки тому

    This video is a thematic masterpiece.

  • @bryanmerel
    @bryanmerel 2 роки тому +1

    Yeah, this is exactly how i imagine a serial Cigarette Smoking Waifu sounds like.

  • @ArdentPardy
    @ArdentPardy 2 роки тому

    Lol, Ironically the SAO Abridged was what I saw first.
    Congrats on the typo-catching. Failed knowing it was spelling and not grammar, though.

  • @TenebrousFilms
    @TenebrousFilms Рік тому

    Harley Quinn: "A cancer gun? Why would they even make this?"

  • @TehNoobiness
    @TehNoobiness 3 роки тому +3

    By the way, SAO Abridged is getting into the Alfheim arc.
    They fixed the Asuna situation.
    You're welcome.

  • @deadface3606
    @deadface3606 3 роки тому +2

    I have nothing to say but I'll comment anyway for the algorithm.

  • @TheLoadingCrew
    @TheLoadingCrew Рік тому

    oh man! you might like redo of healer. it's a wholesome family show where the MC has a main girl

  • @moonsparkle3932
    @moonsparkle3932 3 роки тому +1

    Actually Tonkatsu looks so good, I wish I had those eyes 👀 and I also wish I had that voice bc it's so delightful

  • @alericantonelli4656
    @alericantonelli4656 2 роки тому

    "-see you all in hell!"
    *Bang*
    -immediately cuts to commercials lol

  • @celwenileran2135
    @celwenileran2135 2 роки тому

    Dart Gun.
    Tranquilizer Gun.
    Neither of them cause death. Got you there!

  • @arecane2000
    @arecane2000 2 роки тому

    T-shirt gun, Twinkie gun, rubber band gun, squirt gun, paintball gun,...

  • @OmniscientWarrior
    @OmniscientWarrior 2 роки тому +1

    When you have a fan that won't turn back on when it is turned off, you need to put your hand on a blade and give it a good whirl just as you turn it on to high. So maybe spin yourself around on a merry-go-round on some weed might help... or maybe chug an energy drink. I am not really certain which substance you should be using, but don't mix your uppers with your downers, that causes heart attacks. So, try one, and if that doesn't work, try the other. Of course for both I advise to wait till you are a good bit sober, but if you are going to pop the energy drink, maybe wait till full sober.

  • @mondenkindqueen
    @mondenkindqueen 2 роки тому

    Dead serious MC, you rock that dress.

  • @Gamma_Seven
    @Gamma_Seven 3 роки тому

    i watched this whole video but had to rewatch the actual review part of this anime review becaues i guess my brain just blocked out all the information related to SAO.
    i dead ass *forgot* the back half of the video a few hours after watching it.

  • @commandermaverick1487
    @commandermaverick1487 Рік тому

    14:37 I think you feel to mention it’s red eyes, Zaza
    10:51 bro you might as well just review sword art online, fatal bullet. That’s the best game ever.

  • @Issengan
    @Issengan Рік тому

    Tonkatsu: everywhere i go, i see his face...
    *sao abridged*

  • @OriginalSparkstar
    @OriginalSparkstar 3 роки тому +2

    Actually the weirdest part is IN THE MANGA (according to my friend) the avatar he was using WAS a female model 100% if you catch my meaning