Shockingly... This was really solid, healthy, not toxic, advice about relationships... Also hiku for some reason. Regardless, what best waifu said is correct. I advise you to pay attention to it.
Such a good take. I've always hated that people act like the "friendzone" is even a thing when theres nothing that precludes friends from being lovers. I'd go so far as to say that being friends is what makes any long term close relationship work between adults.
Animaniacs And looney tunes pushed heavily on the boundries on what they could get away with on public TV. It's even in the lyrics of the opening songs. As a kid you probably don't get what 'salami in our slacks' while dropping rather phallic looking sausages down the front of thier pants meant other than it being random and rhymes with the lyrics. And drugs? As long as you don't show blatant drug paraphania like a bong you can get away with ANYTHING. Character drinks a colored drink and is clearly on shrooms or LSD but nothing censored because you don't see them injecting a needle or snorting something.
Wow, both the relationship advice and the haiku creative exercise are genuinely good information. Guys are anime girls actually public service providers? Should we pay taxes to them or something?
I think it's weird that, of all the things I've seen, this video has the best and most accurate description of traditional haikus I've ever experienced.
People that get friendzoned are the ones that never make moves and expect the girl/guy to react to their "hints", instead of actually committing and doing something. Everyone has been in that situation and there's nothing wrong about it, unless you make a big deal out of it and somehow act like you're a victim because of it.
Everyone knows of steak and wine as a combo, what food + drink combo goes hardest? As for the Haiku: I once turned down head, traded fun in autumn for Fresh made Garlic bread.
As someone who had to analyze my part in it and fight trought it, I feel like there's another side to the friendzone problem, that being: You don't make your intentions clear. I had this problem, where I was so afraid, a girl would be turned off by me hitting on her, that I did everything I could to not make it seem like I had any intentions beyond being friends, because that's comfortable in deverloping a closer relationship, everyone is more inclined to give a friend a chance than a potential partner and you get to spend more and more time with her, without having to consider all the relationship stuff, but then, when it comes to turning that friendship into a relationship, you're pretty much setup for failure, you've been pushing a rock up the wrong mountain. If you've succeeded at making her think you just wanna be friends, all the while getting your hopes up about being in a relationship with her, you're fucked, because it's way harder to change the way she sees you from a friend to a potential partner, than to be that potential partner from the beginning. I would actually argue most cases of REAL friendzone stem from this, most "I only see you as a friend"s are the girl just being nice, yes, but you don't get into friendzone from just that, because the girl doesn't actually wanna be friends with you, the real problem arises, when she actually does see you as a friend and wants to keep being friends, because you've spent months being that for her. And the advice I'd give for people who get into those types of relationships is actually do have more faith in yourself and make an actual move on a girl you're attracted to, that way you make your intentions clear and you're going to get rejected, yes, but at least you won't be stuck with everyone liking you, but noone loving you.
This! This right here. This is some actual solid advice for guys who keep getting friend zoned. Work on yourself. You don't need a relationship or someone in your life to make you happy. Only you can change your mindset and outlook on life. Work on becoming the kind of person you'd be proud of, then eventually you'll meet someone who will want to share their life with yours. And you'll be in a better, healthier relationship for it. You can do it Kings! (P.S- the Haiku advice is also surprisingly very good as well! You're an underappreciated Genius Katsu. Keep up the good work.)
What typically happens is that a girl shows interest when she sees you crushing life. Working out. Making money. Advancing in life. However... These are modern women... My friend I do not want to be in a relationship with a girl that has been ran through by 10 guys or more. This is why I bail out of relationships before they even get started. Good luck to all the young guys out there.
@@Azraelseraphim you literally discribedmy situation a year ago...and how i got a girlfriend....and my gilrfriend. Also she having experience hasnt really influenced much of our relationship. Specially because i seem to outperform all those assholes that came before.
@@diegokaqui60 LOL the fact that you compare yourself to her old boyfriends and claim to be outperforming them is the problem. She could be lying to you to spare your feelings saying that you're the best guy ever. Boy do women lie... Hey if you want to date a chick with a history that's on you but there are consequences... I don't recommend it to the young guys. They need the heads up.
@@Azraelseraphim dude...i didnt do it. She said it herself. Maybe helped that all their past relationships were garbage. Yeah i was insecure about it but never said a thing....then she bragged about it. The stories she tells me dude. One of them literallly watched porn to get it on. I mean yeah im the most insecure person in the world but she literally rips on her past relationships herself. And even if i couldnt outperform them....i make damn sure she enjoys it every time.
4:04 the best way to confront stupidity is to counter it with stupidity. I'm not even mad that you said that, the other person was not even able to come up with a good roast.
Tonkatsu Sinclair, I printed her in 3D, Time to get the jar. I didn't reference nature or the 4 elements but if you take the first latter of each line it spell TIT.
this was solid, makes me think about how I met my gf. I didn't find her, we just happened across each other and it all just clicked. I was also in a much better place mentally and emotionally. This all, despite having been gaslit during the entirety of my previous "relationship" until my ex decided having a boyfriend wasn't worth all the things that come with having one, i.e. EFFORT.
Your well-thought out comedic thoughts and timing feels like I just walked into a George Carlin stand up for the modern age. You've impressed me, new sub from a sub
I'm so glad Dr. Mrs. The Monarch is giving guys the advice they don't like to hear but should anyways. It doesn't sound like good advice when you're in that negative headspace, but it is definitely what you need to be doing to get yourself out of there.
when I was 9 I stubbed my toe so hard the toenail came off. if I had saved that would that count as "not one of my own?" I say yes, because after all those years, all of the molecules in my body have been swapped out so I'm not really the same person anymore.
6:41 - Joke's on you, I've probably already got toxoplasmosis. And the only people who are gonna have problems with feral tsundere catgirls are those who haven't worked on their submission holds.
Talking about relationships, i gosh darn love my relationship with youtube, you know never letting me see impure videos like 50% of yours but a man hanging himself is allowed (1:40)
"In the course of your pursuit [to better yourself], you meet one naturally", What do I do in the event I never do meet one naturally? Like, I hit my 65th birthday (or more realistically, my 35th or 40th) and I'm still a kissless hugless virgin?
When that happens to a woman, she typically goes through 5 stages of grief until she comes to terms with it and starts collecting cats. I can't say it's a good solution, but it's a solution.
This was in my recommended, and was as such, my first viewing experience on this channel. THAT BEING SAID- I did NOT expect that. . . You know what I'm talking about.
WoW. You had me at the first life advice, not little brother mind you. I got the big brother treatment. Still close with the 3 girls this happened with, already a godfather to one girl that already has a kid. But already working on myself and quite content with the process of gaining more skills enjoying my own time and earning a living. Also gonna try your haiku advice and use that on my students, obviously gonna change the examples
God, this came at a good time for me. I'm trying to get over someone I fell _hard_ for who _was_ into me but who I slowly and systematically pushed away by being a twitchy neurotic house of cards, but who seems to still be interested in staying friends, and distracting myself from the situation has proven impossible. I've kept thinking that finding someone I want to improve myself _for_ would be the push I needed to motivate me to actually better myself, but obviously it hasn't worked-- there might be a rush of motivation early on but once the "honeymoon phase" is over I stopped trying to better myself for them and started trying to drag them down to my level Anyway, it's not a 1:1 with the situation you're responding too, but I needed to hear it anyway. Got my first doctor's appointment in years on Tuesday that should hopefully help set me towards making some real changes. Getting over it Icy winds can't catch a star Bloom and be better Is that anything? idk lmao
This was one of the best vids you've put out in a while. Your humor is appreciated always, but ESPECIALLY sandwiched inbetween unironic advice on poetry and relationships...and devastating burns
The observation about Harley Quinn's transformation as a version of bimbofication blew the back of my skull out. I never would have made that connection.
Also... you have to learn that talking to people romantically is very different to being their friend. When you're friends, you can just shoot the shit and have fun. When you're romantic, you have to do the Courting thing. There has to be a back and forth, a challenge. But, if you find the right person, all of that will just sort of happen naturally, and your girlfriend will be your Friend first.
Actual real advice... that I can't share because a lot of my friends would be triggered by the unaliving gags. I mean, when you and your friends have dealt with mutual friends that kicked off the mortal coil, not everyone is at the point where they can laugh at it. I can, because dark humor is one of my coping mechanisms, but folks deal with things in different ways. A lot of my friend group hasn't figured out the method that works for them yet.
Shockingly... This was really solid, healthy, not toxic, advice about relationships... Also hiku for some reason. Regardless, what best waifu said is correct. I advise you to pay attention to it.
Hiku? You mean HAIKU, right?
hiku roughly translates to pulling when its written as 引く
im gonna go hi឴ku m឴y d឴ic឴ku for a bit
@@autobotCRSHRNo I meant what I said and I'm going to own it. Eat me
@@fletchersouza8734 don't tempt me, boy-o! I hear human tastes like pork and I'm willing to try!
A waifu FOR your lifu
"Before getting a partner, you gotta be happy by yourself"
The one line that hit me so hard it finally shook me out of my years long funk
I've said it for years: How can you share happiness with someone if you don't have any yourself?
It’s absolutely fucking true
In some cases having someone you love so much you forget how much you hate yourself helps. This doesn't apply to everybody though.
Which then means that I will never get a partner
sucks, I'm happy sometimes but then I feel so lonely I want to just disappear
Life ProTip: You can never get friendzoned if you don't have friends!
PREACH!!!
Have you become a loner for 30 years?
@@tyfp3854 I did, and it totally works. There are even some days when I DON'T want to hug a train.
Life protip, you can still have friends if they're all males.
But it's totally not gay to give your homies a handy.
Ascetic pilled
Come for the memes
Stay for the Unexpected Life Advice
succinctly put
Wow, you *really* suck at writing haikus.
i came for the life advice, then he became a vtuber
The real Katsu are the friends we make along the way
BEST WAIFU EVER
summers keep passing,
yet somehow, he's still untouched.
reason? he plays League
Such a good take. I've always hated that people act like the "friendzone" is even a thing when theres nothing that precludes friends from being lovers. I'd go so far as to say that being friends is what makes any long term close relationship work between adults.
Tonkatsu's lesson,
Brings joy and enlightenment.
A spring of laughter!
GENIUS! Gold star
Best waifu brings laugh,
like a rich autumn harvest:
Joyous day indeed!
Tonkatsu Sinclair
O, My Beautiful Flower
How I yearn for you
Every insult felt directed at me and my insecurities. Keep going
WHY IS THIS THE BEST EXPLANATION OF HAIKU IVE EVER HEARD. WHAT THE ACTUAL GODDAMN?
Having gone back and rewatched BTAS recently, yeah there is ALOT of moments where I'd go "how the hell did this get approved for kids"
I think about that everytime i see raven s legs.
Because back in the day no one thought kids are made of sugar. Nowadays everything has to be super safe. I fear for the future generation.
@@vodkavecz not really....they just push miore adult concepts and gay stuff rather tha sex jokes. The standars havent change.....jsut the focus.
Animaniacs And looney tunes pushed heavily on the boundries on what they could get away with on public TV. It's even in the lyrics of the opening songs. As a kid you probably don't get what 'salami in our slacks' while dropping rather phallic looking sausages down the front of thier pants meant other than it being random and rhymes with the lyrics. And drugs? As long as you don't show blatant drug paraphania like a bong you can get away with ANYTHING. Character drinks a colored drink and is clearly on shrooms or LSD but nothing censored because you don't see them injecting a needle or snorting something.
Wow, both the relationship advice and the haiku creative exercise are genuinely good information. Guys are anime girls actually public service providers? Should we pay taxes to them or something?
Yes, you should definitely pay waifu taxes to me.
pay 7.2% of your income in taxes via patreon
@@Zadamanim more like 6.9%
If girl refuses
Do not despair, friends are
Eternal joy
I think it's weird that, of all the things I've seen, this video has the best and most accurate description of traditional haikus I've ever experienced.
Katsu sensei once again proves why she's the only Vtuber I actively care to follow
People that get friendzoned are the ones that never make moves and expect the girl/guy to react to their "hints", instead of actually committing and doing something. Everyone has been in that situation and there's nothing wrong about it, unless you make a big deal out of it and somehow act like you're a victim because of it.
To get another
vid from Katsu-chan feels like
sakura blooming.
Everyone knows of steak and wine as a combo, what food + drink combo goes hardest?
As for the Haiku:
I once turned down head,
traded fun in autumn for
Fresh made Garlic bread.
You really can't go wrong with garlic bread, a solid choice.
Nutella and Garlic Mettwurst
As someone who had to analyze my part in it and fight trought it, I feel like there's another side to the friendzone problem, that being: You don't make your intentions clear.
I had this problem, where I was so afraid, a girl would be turned off by me hitting on her, that I did everything I could to not make it seem like I had any intentions beyond being friends, because that's comfortable in deverloping a closer relationship, everyone is more inclined to give a friend a chance than a potential partner and you get to spend more and more time with her, without having to consider all the relationship stuff, but then, when it comes to turning that friendship into a relationship, you're pretty much setup for failure, you've been pushing a rock up the wrong mountain. If you've succeeded at making her think you just wanna be friends, all the while getting your hopes up about being in a relationship with her, you're fucked, because it's way harder to change the way she sees you from a friend to a potential partner, than to be that potential partner from the beginning.
I would actually argue most cases of REAL friendzone stem from this, most "I only see you as a friend"s are the girl just being nice, yes, but you don't get into friendzone from just that, because the girl doesn't actually wanna be friends with you, the real problem arises, when she actually does see you as a friend and wants to keep being friends, because you've spent months being that for her. And the advice I'd give for people who get into those types of relationships is actually do have more faith in yourself and make an actual move on a girl you're attracted to, that way you make your intentions clear and you're going to get rejected, yes, but at least you won't be stuck with everyone liking you, but noone loving you.
This! This right here. This is some actual solid advice for guys who keep getting friend zoned. Work on yourself. You don't need a relationship or someone in your life to make you happy. Only you can change your mindset and outlook on life. Work on becoming the kind of person you'd be proud of, then eventually you'll meet someone who will want to share their life with yours. And you'll be in a better, healthier relationship for it. You can do it Kings! (P.S- the Haiku advice is also surprisingly very good as well! You're an underappreciated Genius Katsu. Keep up the good work.)
What typically happens is that a girl shows interest when she sees you crushing life. Working out. Making money. Advancing in life. However... These are modern women... My friend I do not want to be in a relationship with a girl that has been ran through by 10 guys or more. This is why I bail out of relationships before they even get started. Good luck to all the young guys out there.
@@Azraelseraphim what the fuck, hahahha
@@Azraelseraphim you literally discribedmy situation a year ago...and how i got a girlfriend....and my gilrfriend. Also she having experience hasnt really influenced much of our relationship. Specially because i seem to outperform all those assholes that came before.
@@diegokaqui60 LOL the fact that you compare yourself to her old boyfriends and claim to be outperforming them is the problem. She could be lying to you to spare your feelings saying that you're the best guy ever. Boy do women lie... Hey if you want to date a chick with a history that's on you but there are consequences... I don't recommend it to the young guys. They need the heads up.
@@Azraelseraphim dude...i didnt do it. She said it herself. Maybe helped that all their past relationships were garbage. Yeah i was insecure about it but never said a thing....then she bragged about it. The stories she tells me dude. One of them literallly watched porn to get it on. I mean yeah im the most insecure person in the world but she literally rips on her past relationships herself. And even if i couldnt outperform them....i make damn sure she enjoys it every time.
4:04 the best way to confront stupidity is to counter it with stupidity.
I'm not even mad that you said that, the other person was not even able to come up with a good roast.
A haiku? How quaint.
In this newfound Vtuber,
I am most intrigued.
That was the sexiest like and subscribe segment I’ve ever seen. Great job.
The anime vtuber avatar, the gruff voice and goth aesthetic but real advice? Thank god!
A melodious voice
Hotter than a summer night
Tokatsu Sinclair
5:14 nah bro, my man Johnny Bravo was the trend setter for clussy fever.
I wrote this haiku over 25 years ago, yet it's stuck with me all this time.
A sweet, gentle kiss
The tulips give to the bees
With tasty honey.
"My expectations
A spring of laughter and fun
instead I'm learning"
Thank you Unit
If you're reading this Katsu. Thank you, I needed to hear that. It's hard to move on but I guess I'm just not ready for a relationship.
Tonkatsu Sinclair,
I printed her in 3D,
Time to get the jar.
I didn't reference nature or the 4 elements but if you take the first latter of each line it spell TIT.
lmao nice
*clicks on video*Cant get friendzones if you dont have friends ... aaaaaaaaay *cry*
this was solid, makes me think about how I met my gf. I didn't find her, we just happened across each other and it all just clicked. I was also in a much better place mentally and emotionally. This all, despite having been gaslit during the entirety of my previous "relationship" until my ex decided having a boyfriend wasn't worth all the things that come with having one, i.e. EFFORT.
I just found your channel from a clip I saw and HOW DO YOU ONLY HAVE 34K? You deserve a mil at least
I just learned more about haiku than my college poetry class.
Your well-thought out comedic thoughts and timing feels like I just walked into a George Carlin stand up for the modern age. You've impressed me, new sub from a sub
Carlin was one of my main inspirations for this character. The guy made me laugh a lot, and I wish he was still around.
That was, a very good and grounded answer on the friendzone.
I'm _impressed._ Doing God's work right here.
I'm so glad Dr. Mrs. The Monarch is giving guys the advice they don't like to hear but should anyways. It doesn't sound like good advice when you're in that negative headspace, but it is definitely what you need to be doing to get yourself out of there.
when I was 9 I stubbed my toe so hard the toenail came off. if I had saved that would that count as "not one of my own?" I say yes, because after all those years, all of the molecules in my body have been swapped out so I'm not really the same person anymore.
Katsu thinks she knows everything, but does she knows why buns come in packages of 6, while hotdogs come in packages of 8?
They don't anymore. But the old answer is that bakers make things by the dozen while butchers pack meat by the pound.
There’s always more sausage around than available buns.
Mustangs are awesome.
They're fast with hidden talents:
They plow through crowds great
"Don't ignore the bell"
A lot of people make that mistake, especially guys *wink wink*
I really appreciate the use of Do the Hustle at 7:42
All the leaves must fall
And his fortunes change color
When the friend zone ends
Totally dig the glasses. Also was laughing my ass off half the time, well done.
9:24 Sokka would be proud. ; ;
Absolute Unit is quickly becoming my only favorite Vtuber. Quality work
6:41 - Joke's on you, I've probably already got toxoplasmosis. And the only people who are gonna have problems with feral tsundere catgirls are those who haven't worked on their submission holds.
Ok I just discovered this channel today...what is so mesmerizing about THAT voice coming out of THAT face!?
The friendzone might as well be a death sentence.
Talking about relationships, i gosh darn love my relationship with youtube, you know never letting me see impure videos like 50% of yours but a man hanging himself is allowed (1:40)
A new hero now
Emerging from the darkness,
An omnic villain.
Curtains, black and blue.
Topaz and purple windows.
Ms. Sinclair: would smash.
"In the course of your pursuit [to better yourself], you meet one naturally", What do I do in the event I never do meet one naturally? Like, I hit my 65th birthday (or more realistically, my 35th or 40th) and I'm still a kissless hugless virgin?
When that happens to a woman, she typically goes through 5 stages of grief until she comes to terms with it and starts collecting cats. I can't say it's a good solution, but it's a solution.
Huh... barely two minutes to give the advice I want to choke into every friend depressed about their lack of lovelife. Yer a genius!
Haven't seen your stuff in months, I forgot how hilarious this shit is, thanks man
You're literally the only vtuber I like. Thank you for existing
This was in my recommended, and was as such, my first viewing experience on this channel.
THAT BEING SAID-
I did NOT expect that. . .
You know what I'm talking about.
Things Vtubers Say uses the Subscribe button as a sensor bar
this puts a whole new meaning to "give a nice smooch to that Subscribe button"
5:51 So all those years of watching Totally Spies really did mess me up. Not that I didnt know that already.
Never before have I seen somebody answer the age long question so well my god it was like watching a unicorn birth
I really needed that advice with Friendzone.
I've seen so many jokes and signs about it, I thought I was free.
Boy was I fuckin wrong
This individual got a real based look on life and I’m very here for it
I don't have a haiku but I do have a senyru. Here goes:
The hours cry along by,
Struggle yet all you may,
They cry either way.
holy shit, you look like a goth office mommy with the voice of a fallout ghoul and I didnt know I needed that in my life until now, thank you
>talk to woman
Whoa, whoa, WHOA. BACK UP BUDDY.
How do you talk to people?
WoW. You had me at the first life advice, not little brother mind you. I got the big brother treatment. Still close with the 3 girls this happened with, already a godfather to one girl that already has a kid.
But already working on myself and quite content with the process of gaining more skills enjoying my own time and earning a living.
Also gonna try your haiku advice and use that on my students, obviously gonna change the examples
God, this came at a good time for me. I'm trying to get over someone I fell _hard_ for who _was_ into me but who I slowly and systematically pushed away by being a twitchy neurotic house of cards, but who seems to still be interested in staying friends, and distracting myself from the situation has proven impossible. I've kept thinking that finding someone I want to improve myself _for_ would be the push I needed to motivate me to actually better myself, but obviously it hasn't worked-- there might be a rush of motivation early on but once the "honeymoon phase" is over I stopped trying to better myself for them and started trying to drag them down to my level
Anyway, it's not a 1:1 with the situation you're responding too, but I needed to hear it anyway. Got my first doctor's appointment in years on Tuesday that should hopefully help set me towards making some real changes.
Getting over it
Icy winds can't catch a star
Bloom and be better
Is that anything? idk lmao
Thanks Tonkatsu
I am the friend zone when someone says they would like to be just friends you come to me
A lot people need to hear that first part about relationships.
Thanks for all the life advice, Aunty Katsu!
Who knew an anime character with a Fred Flintstone voice would give good life advice.
wont lie that soft talk did it for me. also more of this segment. ill turn in my homework tomorrow
And homework finished
This is the best thing to EVER happen to V-Tubing
This was one of the best vids you've put out in a while. Your humor is appreciated always, but ESPECIALLY sandwiched inbetween unironic advice on poetry and relationships...and devastating burns
The observation about Harley Quinn's transformation as a version of bimbofication blew the back of my skull out. I never would have made that connection.
Also... you have to learn that talking to people romantically is very different to being their friend. When you're friends, you can just shoot the shit and have fun. When you're romantic, you have to do the Courting thing. There has to be a back and forth, a challenge. But, if you find the right person, all of that will just sort of happen naturally, and your girlfriend will be your Friend first.
I didn't think this one would be as good so I saved it for last. She got deep with he relationship advice and Haiku.
the night chills my soul
it's snowing on mount fuji
refrigerator
You know.... I had no idea what voice was going to come out of the vtuber on the thumbnail but... it wasn't the one that happened.
Subscribed.
1:42 I’m sorry run that back, wtf was that?! Bursted out laughing at home, woke up my mom
You have got to be the most hilarious vtuber ive come across for a while holy shit. Subbed.
She wants your toenails,
and she shall receive in bounds.
Now, a Fall of nails.
I am having a panic attack trying to figure out wtf this channel is
I hate it, I love it
Actual real advice... that I can't share because a lot of my friends would be triggered by the unaliving gags. I mean, when you and your friends have dealt with mutual friends that kicked off the mortal coil, not everyone is at the point where they can laugh at it. I can, because dark humor is one of my coping mechanisms, but folks deal with things in different ways. A lot of my friend group hasn't figured out the method that works for them yet.
Weeping willow tree
Drooping over its branches
Looks as sad as me
Holy shit dude you just get better and better at this
Haikus are hard, bro.
I reach for good words in vain...
My mind is barren.
Nice.
8:07 I can't believe he did it.
Friendzone is the best zone. If not for that, you’d bang a few times, get bored, and be awkward with them. Friendzone? You can play Mario kart forever
Quite the cultured image used for the demon there.
This is the best description and lesson of a haiku
"learn to be happy by yourself"
Oof, yeah that's not happening. Good thing I gave up on the thought that someone might love me romantically years ago.
Clicked, expecting memes.
Dazzled by thoughtful content.
Subscribe button smooched.
My bf's life is a mess. But so is mine and its a long distance relationship. We basically ended up together because everything else is too scary.
Harley Quinn's debut
A rising sun in Gotham
Clussy fever blooms
Damn, that's not the voice I thought Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way would have.
Of course Majin is here, your brand of degeneracy is his bread and butter.
That sandpaper advice was a godsend
Was so worried when this popped up in my recommended, but this is wholesome af.