Making Waifus Real by Scalping Chicken Tendies - Tonkatsu's Plan for 2022

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  • @nattly6340
    @nattly6340 2 роки тому +7

    the "UK" and these are the country's that England has "C-UK-ED"
    IM DYING XD

  • @LockeRobsta
    @LockeRobsta 2 роки тому +120

    >10min pass of me watching Katsu's chest bounce.
    Sorry, what was the plan again?

  • @bencenagy5086
    @bencenagy5086 2 роки тому +57

    Problem: chicken tender shortage
    Solution: buy Scotland to make anime girls and to spite the queen of england
    Flawless plan. This can NOT go wrong

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 2 роки тому +3

      It looks like we spited ol' Liz so hard she went and died.

  • @DYSK0TECH
    @DYSK0TECH 2 роки тому +63

    The fact I already live in Scotland makes this weirdly More hilarious, fuck it. Tendie based mafia ring shall be conducted from within Scotland, imma fuck over my own economy. For the waifus, for tonkatsu. For.. all the good boy points?

  • @EquesTron
    @EquesTron 2 роки тому +159

    Tonkatsu: “Not only will we have tendies to spare, we’re gonna make out…”
    Me: “Ooohhh…”
    Tonkatsu: “…with bandits.”
    Me: “Oh.” 😒

    • @tomokokuroki2506
      @tomokokuroki2506 2 роки тому +3

      No matter the Booty,
      I think I can stand it.
      Why that's what I live for;
      That's why I'm a bandit.

    • @Warbandit100
      @Warbandit100 Рік тому +1

      Well, you Heard the boss.

  • @DaKirbinator
    @DaKirbinator 2 роки тому +141

    The pun 10-D chess made me double over in laughter. This alone was all worth it.
    Sure, let's take over the home of Dankula for an anime-nation with real live anime's.

    • @CaptainRufus
      @CaptainRufus 2 роки тому

      Yeah but isn't he some right wing douchebag as most right wingers are? However Scotland is where Karen Gillan hails from though she probably lives in the US now where Disney chops off her gorgeous red hair every time they make a new Guardians of the Galaxy movie aka the only Marvel movies that don't make me want to die. Id still be honored to fail to take care of any of her needs no matter if she has been shaved into a Girl Moby or not.

    • @DaKirbinator
      @DaKirbinator 2 роки тому +3

      @@CaptainRufus Dankula was the 'dracula' Tonkatsu referenced. You'd have to watch his videos to know if he's right or left wing, but he sure as fuck got sued for getting a pug to salute hitler.

    • @blood6hound
      @blood6hound 2 роки тому +3

      @@CaptainRufus Dank isnt right wing, just an edgelord. Hes actually a really cool dude, and is now a father to a beautiful little girl ^_^
      Dank makes edgy jokes, but hes definitely no nazi or alt right twat, unfortunately a lot of inaccurate articles have convinced people otherwise.

    • @blood6hound
      @blood6hound 2 роки тому +1

      @@DaKirbinator he got arrested, tried and convicted in Scottish court and sentenced to pay a fine.

    • @DaKirbinator
      @DaKirbinator 2 роки тому

      @@blood6hound Yeah, that doesn't change the joke.

  • @ilovetacos863
    @ilovetacos863 2 роки тому +3

    England isn't gonna be rolling in Good Boy Points anymore.

  • @OtherMomo
    @OtherMomo 2 роки тому +2

    I like the way T.S. squeaks when she gets frustrated, the subtitles just make her say "me" over and over

  • @TheFourthBlackReaper
    @TheFourthBlackReaper 2 роки тому +83

    You’re idea to acquire good boy points is inspired!
    I was trying to rig the Tendies market as well by buying eggs and growing them into chickens and then harvesting their tendies. No GBP needed.
    That didn’t work, apparently the eggs need to be planted in fertilizer or something and I ain’t got room for that, but I found you can buy baby chickens and have them mailed to you!
    So I’ve been growing these little bastards and I think I got the wrong species or something because they only seem to grow feathers and not tendies.
    Which is like, cool, I have a pillow/quill making business now, but I wanted tendies.
    Your way is much better.

    • @J-Hell
      @J-Hell Рік тому +1

      For the love of god, pin this person's comment!

  • @Aasha
    @Aasha 2 роки тому +2

    can confirm. Beef is harder to obtain lately too. Along with a lot of general supplies.
    A large part of the issue is not enough places have enough workers to keep them running at the efficiency they're used to. So they aren't meeting the demand.

  • @notcute-qh8og
    @notcute-qh8og 2 роки тому +20

    As someone from the UK, I can confirm that not only all of this is true, but the only reason we haven't done it yet is we're trying to hog all the GBP so people will have to trade us to get their tendies

  • @michaelfrench2586
    @michaelfrench2586 2 роки тому +12

    The Tendies jokes were always some of my favorites from the old channel, even if they were few and far between, fucking ecstatic that they’re finally getting the attention they deserve in these trying times.

  • @perfectharvestmlpstudios9152
    @perfectharvestmlpstudios9152 2 роки тому +45

    It was brutal - only the goodest boy could have Tendies!
    I’m English and I love that comparison of Good Boy Points to Pound Sterling! I’ve tried to be a good boy all my life and I’ve never gotten any, I haven’t had Tendies in years! I gotta try harder!
    Some of you may ask, “well what about Nuggies?”, to which I reply Nuggies are for the dishonoured! Nuggies are for weak souls too craven to stand up and claim tje Tendies they are owed!
    Sorry, having nostalgia of DWK!

    • @Narrator007
      @Narrator007 2 роки тому +4

      A man of culture, I see!

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 2 роки тому +8

    It took me a moment to get the '10-D Chess' pun...

    • @the_babbleboom
      @the_babbleboom 2 роки тому +1

      oh my god, i wouldn't even have noticed without this comment

    • @evilmiera
      @evilmiera 2 роки тому +2

      God it was disgusting. I laughed so hard I startled my patient two rooms away. .

  • @ReiDuran
    @ReiDuran 2 роки тому +7

    The fucking distant reeeeeee cracked me up holy shit.

  • @breadlordthemighty559
    @breadlordthemighty559 2 роки тому +20

    Well I'll be damned, this is the best thing since sliced bread.

  • @zank1101
    @zank1101 2 роки тому +6

    Way to make a call back to count dankula's drama, loved it😂

  • @jimmydean7219
    @jimmydean7219 2 роки тому +7

    Got to say, “chicken tendies shortage” Eventually leading into solving world peace via actualized anime girls is a creative process I wish I had been there to see. This was hilarious from start to finish

  • @comingboon
    @comingboon 2 роки тому +11

    Tendies? More like... endies
    Please kill me

  • @forestflyr9940
    @forestflyr9940 2 роки тому +2

    Those barely lucid eyes staring into the void never gets old

  • @evaporatednut9824
    @evaporatednut9824 2 роки тому +7

    Diversifying my Tendies is advice I never thought I'd get.

  • @SillyPone
    @SillyPone 2 роки тому +10

    DWK just wants the crown of the goodest boy. But hey, if he can make my waifus a reality, then so be it.

  • @AmberyTear
    @AmberyTear Рік тому +1

    You're a comedic genius we all need but don't deserve.

  • @charonib
    @charonib 2 роки тому +2

    Well, hope we all been hoarding good boy points.

  • @mrsing7465
    @mrsing7465 2 роки тому +6

    That "Ten D chess" pun. God, I hate myself for laughing.

  • @TheArcSet
    @TheArcSet 2 роки тому +4

    OK, this was great. Thanks for this.
    I'm glad to see you still turning out the gold :) .
    (In the u~K, we have double-sandwiched-stuffed tendies called "kievs", because we let the states fight Russia; they come filled with buttery sauce ... but sometime they come filled with cream and knowing how much people _love_ tendies ... I don't trust those tendies.
    It's like above room temperature watermelon.
    It _could_ be amazing, but there is, a risk.)

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 2 роки тому +8

    As British person I can confirm everything stated about GBP and the Queen is correct. Britannia rules the Tendies.

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi Рік тому +2

    the queen is fucking dead
    who will hand out the gbp now

  • @frootsnacc6790
    @frootsnacc6790 2 роки тому +2

    I just watched a real life anime girl discuss a plan to destroy the economy, and I regret nothing

  • @betsybee9176
    @betsybee9176 2 роки тому +9

    “It sounds like absolute unit just found out”😂
    Also… WHY TF DO YOU ALWAYS POST AT 2AM?! It’s almost like you know I have no life and will watch these videos even if I need to be up in 3 hours
    Fu(k you ❤️ *UA-cam won’t let me cuss

  • @lunnakai6358
    @lunnakai6358 2 роки тому +12

    That Phd in Tendiology and hentai is finally paying off. Long live our leader and kami sama tonkatsu

  • @entropybentwhistle
    @entropybentwhistle 2 роки тому +3

    This plan for woild donimation was just like watching Warren Buffet on Wall Street Week, but like if I was clubbed over the head first and stuffed full of LSD blotters.

  • @LockeRobsta
    @LockeRobsta 2 роки тому +23

    Can someone please run this through a deepfake AI vocaloid of JFK, Obama or Hitler, I'd love to hear this address coming from them:
    One nation under Miyazaki,
    Indefensible, with weebery and fansubs for all
    I'm bringing the 2D's to your D's
    I'm bringing the hentai's to you's guys
    I'm brining the waifus to laifu that's right boys - I'm making waifus real.

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 2 роки тому +1

      Could put it through 15.ai.
      Could become the next copypasta meme in the making.

  • @ChaoGuy2006
    @ChaoGuy2006 2 роки тому +1

    Did... Did Tonkatsu just explain G*tes and W*F's plan for social credit and forcing people to eat bugs?
    Holy hell this channel is getting better by the minute!!

  • @slendermane6779
    @slendermane6779 2 роки тому +17

    i absolutely love the stories you can come up with and i honestly wish your vids got more likes

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose 2 роки тому +1

    This is a cunning plan, a plan that cannot possibly fail.

  • @flakbait5771
    @flakbait5771 2 роки тому +3

    This plan has a shocking level of internal consistency. I'm a little concerned now x D

  • @chainlink226
    @chainlink226 2 роки тому +5

    It's 2 am I'm at work and I got a chicken commercial that taught me about crypto currency and hood economics from a anime girl with a drinking problem.

  • @xenotiic8356
    @xenotiic8356 2 роки тому +2

    Amazing geography lesson at 7:07, thank you

  • @Mr_Wholegrain
    @Mr_Wholegrain 2 роки тому +1

    "That's why England has a Queen."
    England's tendie economy about to fucking collapse now.

  • @janicemacomber4092
    @janicemacomber4092 2 роки тому +3

    The tendies have to be saved, I cannot live my life functionally without them.

  • @tapewormrage
    @tapewormrage Рік тому +1

    Thank god the editor saved us from cancer and aids.

  • @uninspiredrambler
    @uninspiredrambler 2 роки тому +2

    Never expected a Count Dankula reference, but I definitely appreciate it. I'm down to clown

  • @tomokokuroki2506
    @tomokokuroki2506 2 роки тому +3

    Silver is for suckers.
    Tendies ends the Fed!

  • @Dirpitz
    @Dirpitz 2 роки тому +4

    Can confirm this is the truth, was in the British army and we were paid in GBP

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup 2 роки тому +2

    ...your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • @flutterguy965
    @flutterguy965 2 роки тому +2

    I would need to smoke like 19 drugs at once to get to this level of creativity. Dang.

  • @MEBM13
    @MEBM13 2 роки тому +7

    You made this entire video for that "10-D Chess." All the effort, all the time spent, the doubtless throat damage, all for that stupid, stupid pun.
    ...I love it. Don't stop.

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  2 роки тому +2

      Actually I made it for the GBP = Good Boy Points joke. 10-D chess was just a nice bonus that hit me while I was writing the first draft.

  • @Corrderio
    @Corrderio 2 роки тому +5

    So a country full of complete degenerates, anime, tendies and alcohol?
    Fuck it, I'm in. Sounds like a non stop convention but with only the good stuff.

  • @bladedcross4464
    @bladedcross4464 2 роки тому +2

    That is an awesome plan. And the only way someone like me could stockpile GBP's. In Tonkatsu we trust.

  • @iscander_s
    @iscander_s 2 роки тому +2

    Although I'm not into anime stuff at all, but this shit was hilarious.

    • @ribps289
      @ribps289 2 роки тому

      Same dude. Unit is a comedy genius. Did you watched his K-on video? I'm curious about a nonweeb opinion on that one

  • @elrodrigo6188
    @elrodrigo6188 Рік тому

    I swear, that REEEEEEEEEEEE and Tonkatsu's reaction to it needs to be a clip.

  • @TheBonegames
    @TheBonegames 2 роки тому +1

    This is honestly the best channel on youtube

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  2 роки тому

      Truly patrician taste right here. Thank you.

  • @LITTERBOOTS
    @LITTERBOOTS 2 роки тому

    I love how confused about the word she is lol her gestures and crazy expressions are perfect! Don’t change a thing! XD Even the animation or whatever it’s called, don’t change ANYTHING! XD

  • @benjamindebo9283
    @benjamindebo9283 2 роки тому +4

    Remember tendies are for winners.

  • @sirNocilol
    @sirNocilol 2 роки тому +4

    watching symphogear increases your good boy points by 20%, just saying

  • @ATSucks1
    @ATSucks1 2 роки тому +2

    I am almost convinced to buy a shit ton of tendies

  • @keganoswald1046
    @keganoswald1046 2 роки тому +3

    I gotta say Sinclair, as shitty as that 10D chess joke was, it got a pretty good laugh outta me so great vid, keep it up!
    Also, can I ask when you're streaming again with Dashie? Here's hoping to catch you ladies at it soon 🤞

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  2 роки тому

      New streams are coming soon. Both of our birthdays are coming up in the next couple months, so we'll probably do some streams for that.

  • @s3np411
    @s3np411 Рік тому

    That's why she's called the queen mother!

  • @WhiteJarrah
    @WhiteJarrah 2 роки тому +2

    There is a reason why waifus should read more than just the headlines. From the USA Today article: "There is no chicken tender shortage. Like almost all goods right now, supplies are somewhat tight, but I would say it falls short of any 'shortage,'" says Tom Super, senior vice president of communications at the National Chicken Council."

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  2 роки тому +3

      lol yeah, but if she read more than the headlines, then she'd actually know what she was talking about, which would defeat the entire point of the video.

    • @FerretPirate
      @FerretPirate 2 роки тому

      Well of course the National Chicken Council WOULD say that. They're probably enacting a far inferior version of the same plan!😁

  • @ernoti
    @ernoti 2 роки тому

    The entire video was planed only so she could make the 10D chess joke

  • @DezrathNLR
    @DezrathNLR Рік тому +1

    This video is what killed the queen.

  • @RedUnit10
    @RedUnit10 2 роки тому +1

    Top scientists and Bill Nye isn't among them?

  • @TheRealDanTheManYT
    @TheRealDanTheManYT 2 роки тому +1

    This was amazing, holy fuck

  • @EvolutionMeister
    @EvolutionMeister 2 роки тому +1

    I am in love with Tonkatsu

  • @simplypony4108
    @simplypony4108 2 роки тому +1

    Toncuntsu SaintClair.. Where are my Live Streams.?

  • @barsni4779
    @barsni4779 2 роки тому

    OK, this is actually ingenious.

  • @dapper4653
    @dapper4653 2 роки тому

    i f*cking love this channel

  • @bigbadseed7665
    @bigbadseed7665 2 роки тому

    This is going to be the next Gamestonks.

  • @glassramen
    @glassramen 2 роки тому

    Wasn't expecting a katawa shoujo reference but I'll take it.

  • @grimjawtheplatypus8707
    @grimjawtheplatypus8707 Рік тому

    I did know that a harpy eagle's wing span is 6 feet
    Your move tonkatsu sincliar

  • @Husgum
    @Husgum 2 роки тому

    Holy shit dudette, that's one of the best smart stupid videos I have ever seen.
    Been a long time since a video made me laugh out loud and you got me three times.
    Thank you!

  • @karlkarlson8982
    @karlkarlson8982 2 роки тому

    The best investment advise I have ever received.

  • @lagc5103
    @lagc5103 2 роки тому

    rip england's infinite good boy points supply

  • @Jrockten
    @Jrockten 2 роки тому +1

    Ooo boy, I did’t understand any of that… But it sounded like a good idea.

  • @truckerbrony2571
    @truckerbrony2571 2 роки тому

    Oh shit! On my way to Sams right now! Buy buy buy…sell sell sell. Make Waifus Real Again.

  • @Lucios1995
    @Lucios1995 2 роки тому

    You reminded me of that tendies meme with Sunset Shimmer on your other channel

  • @Gamma_Seven
    @Gamma_Seven 2 роки тому

    the 2022 arc of tonkatsu sinclair is about to get crazy

  • @alexandermacer5226
    @alexandermacer5226 2 роки тому

    This girl will be swimming in money next year

  • @BigsZone
    @BigsZone Рік тому

    Well that was, a bit of insanity.

  • @Roberlink44
    @Roberlink44 2 роки тому

    Okay, I need a Hearts of Iron IV mod that lets you play as Neckbeardia (with fully fleshed out focus tree) led by Tonkatsu Sinclair and I need it yesterday!

  • @Brainhorn
    @Brainhorn 2 роки тому

    1:16
    aBeen a while since I've heard that particular PCC

  • @IBAIPshow
    @IBAIPshow 2 роки тому +1

    This may explain why Red Rooster (Fast Food Chicken Restaurant) in Australia has gone fried over original tendies. Disappointing because we love the tendies. Send tendies, I mean help :P

  • @timwoods2852
    @timwoods2852 2 роки тому

    This plan is probably only slightly less convoluted than the cocktail of drugs you took before making it.

  • @peterparker6584
    @peterparker6584 2 роки тому +4

    Friend of mine sent me a link to this. Who the hell is the hot Japanese chick and why the hell does she sound like a dude that smoke 10 packs a day and ask to talk with one of those robot voice changer doodads?

    • @studentofsmith
      @studentofsmith 2 роки тому

      Ask Mary Jane, they've been best friends for years.

  • @SilverSpoonRiche
    @SilverSpoonRiche 2 роки тому +1

    So is there like imaginary Good Boy Points like bitcoin? And I mean the electronic kind, not the Equestrian Bits because we use GOLD to make those, mother buckers! >;2

  • @delfinal7560
    @delfinal7560 2 роки тому

    Aw I love this channel...

  • @numberfifth7095
    @numberfifth7095 2 роки тому

    Now canon that Katsu is left handed. In fact, she is so left handed that she shilled out for a left handed mouse

  • @deadface3606
    @deadface3606 2 роки тому

    This is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life.

  • @idot3331
    @idot3331 2 роки тому +1

    8:26 gonna need a sauce there boss

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  2 роки тому

      Hit me up on twitter b I can't post that on youtube.

  • @elisasatge748
    @elisasatge748 2 роки тому

    IT'S THE BEST PLAN EVER

  • @TheIdotSavant
    @TheIdotSavant 2 роки тому

    So who remembers where where the good boy point system came from?

  • @thomasmontgomery958
    @thomasmontgomery958 2 роки тому

    No more Good Boy Points for England anymore 😔

  • @osterreicher123
    @osterreicher123 2 роки тому

    where you high when ya made this plan cause HELL I am coming with weird shit plans when I am drunk.

  • @kflash17
    @kflash17 2 роки тому +1

    went out right away to get chicken from ihop.

    • @absoluteunit30
      @absoluteunit30  2 роки тому

      Excellent. Everything's going according to plan.

  • @Kasrhael
    @Kasrhael 2 роки тому

    Weird... I like it! Still waiting for sao mother's rosario

  • @Tarmack002
    @Tarmack002 2 роки тому

    'the Uck'
    I lost it.

  • @Solinaru
    @Solinaru 2 роки тому +1

    7 months later: this plan has aged better than investing in bitcoin and NFTs combined

  • @StrangePony1
    @StrangePony1 2 роки тому

    This plan is fool proof!

  • @calvinthedestroyer
    @calvinthedestroyer 2 роки тому

    Let's form a tendies MLM