I love how creative he gets with some of these symphogear posts. He doesn't just say "watch symphogear" every time, he mixes it up to keep the RELENTLESS DEMANDING fresh.
Yeah, that's why it was fun. He really put effort into those posts, so instead of getting boring, the joke actually stayed funny and I always looked forward to those comments.
I literally could only understand her by reading the subtitles in Japanese. I can't imagine trying to understand without knowing the language, cause they def don't know ours
Pretty sure John Weeaboo will now suggest you watch Symphogear G, Symphogear GX, Symphogear AXZ, and Symphogear XV. Don't ask what these titles mean, because I don't freaking know. Fantastic video. Was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
The moral of this story is that if you demand something of a beautiful woman over and over, even if you're intentionally ignored, if you do it for long enough she'll eventually concede to your demands and it'll end well
Every minute of this video was awesome and even funnier than I expected. Everything from "playing Minecraft" to the non-subscribers joke. It was all gold.
Legit funny. Sub earned. Gotta do seasone 2-5 though. Season 3 and 4's first episodes are a riot. I started watching from season 3 episode 1 and I was like "I'm so fucking lost but the logic in this epic Mission Impossible moment is amazing. Gotta binge it all!" Thank god for Discotek since they have updated subs and shit that Cruchycoll does not.
I _have_ met someone like Nocilol. I used to be in charge of screening for a local anime con and this guy came in early in the day and asked me to play Ouran High School Host Club. I hate that series so I politely said no. He WOULD NOT LEAVE until I screened it. After I played one episode, he left. Still feel dirty from it, but sometimes it's easier to give in. Thank you 'Katsu for showing me I'm not alone. Now, uh… Finish SAO? ^_^
Begs incessantly and then leaves after you play one episode? Chad Edit: okay, the begging isn't exactly a Chad move, but leaving after you play a single episode is. I don't know, I'm impressed by this kid's weird energy
The entire symphogear fan base is like that. There is a UA-camr that uploaded like Doom Eternal and other fps stuff who would include a message in his videos (that had literally nothing to do with anime) to watch symphogear. The description for all his videos (that had literally nothing to do with anime) said to watch symphogear. Then I saw other people doing the same thing in other places on the internet. Then I watched symphogear.
Tonkatsu Sinclair is the best waifu in the universe, you cannot convince me otherwise. But that guy is persistent and I was laughing every single time.
Sheesh and here I thought that I may have been too persistent with recommending Symphogear to people Also I doubt they're done considering you only covered season 1 out of 5
A friend bought a Minecraft brownie and shared it, four of us had a square inch each, and it was crazy. One of us used Mario mushrooms and Coca-Cola regularly and even he was overwhelmed. Turns out the packaging had "black out" in small print at the top. I was untethered from space and time until morning.
omfg I was laughing so hard during that. I love you, seriously. Also, I remember watching that Engrish section and having my mind blown too. And I wasn't even playing Minecraft. >.>
As a member of the medical practicing community, I was giggling my ass off as I had to say Out loud I might add "Heheheheh, Katsu go to rehab." You make me laugh without fail, but the training simply can't be overruled
11:02 “I know you’re a motel nympho… for find displace… such a diet of taters, c*m menace.” (*grunt*) “it’s just a childish cumbersome… for hasn’t ever lipped up to dev op block Art.” Makes perfect sense…
So if we annoy her enough, can we all get a Anime review? Because i have a few suggestions... 1. Sins of the Sister 2. Boah 3. Genma Wars 4. Angel Blade (*evil grin*) 5. doom megalopolis 6. Vampire Holmes
Alright heads up because it has 5 seasons and the chronological order is Symphogear, Symphogear G, Symphogear GX, Symphogear AXZ, and Then Symphogear XV
That "Only a few percentage of viewers are actually subscribed" part at the end actually threw me off, I didn't expect that... Well, I'd do it too anyway, so whatever. ... Wait, I just got an awesome idea! You should actually try singing in one of your videos!
Describing the crossfade you had while I am currently on a similar crossfade was making me laugh so hard. I just unwound from it and it was an insanely emotional experience that felt like it existed longer than my life span.
Loved the Minecraft story. My now deceased housemate left behind a bottle of...Minecraft juice. She had bought two and complained that it didn't do anything. I drank the bottle. The whole bottle. When it kicked it, I was like cool. Then it really kicked in. Then it kicked in. I have never gone that far into the mineshaft as far as I did that night. I was Mincraft. Hell. I was the entire internet. From Darpanet to the future all at once. Please. Don't take roblox with gin. That's dangerous regardless of your tolerance. And I'm speaking as someone with a lot of experience with Roblox. And G&T. I think I speak for everyone that we would miss your dulcimer voice. Not to mention the gussy. (Goth ovbvious)
speaking from experience, all 5 seasons of symphogear make a great companion for any gaming session, the more you’re gaming the more religious the experience
I saw the first season of Symphogear, and it was... okay? I think? I watched the whole thing so it wasn't _terrible_ , but I also haven't been particularly motivated to see Season 2. I have few clear memories of what I saw at this point, and it's only been like three years or so.
I’m just reminded of how recently one of the Symphogear fans of ironmouse’s community made her a PowerPoint presentation for why she should watch Symphogear….then she looked at it on stream XD
I love the gaming story. Also I think that Katsu should keep some food in the house that is not gin. Garlic bread in the freezer? No. Dangerous to operate the oven when one is on both Minecraft and Robloxycotin. Box of oatmeal raisin cookies maybe? Like, they might not be super appealing while she's sober, but next time she's higher than giraffe balls she could, like, gnaw on them slowly while her brain feels like a detuned radio. Oh! Arrowroot biscuits, like you'd give to a small child.Those are great for gnawing slowly. Maybe keep some fruit cups in the fridge, gotta get her vitamins.
5:36, may favorite moment thus far. Makes me think of one of my sisters the moment she comes home from ANY event and takes her shoes off. Lord have mercy on my nose.
I like to think that the ads that The Algorithm matches with a show say a lot. In this case I got a charming little video encouraging me to request a visit from Mormon missionaries…
The Irony of everything said about "abunai sisters", greatest anime every made, rewatching, wish you could rewatch it for the first time, Is so very fitting for Geah
I haven't seen Symphogear, but all the anime and cartoons that involve destroying the Moon never seem to take into consideration the ramifications that would follow. No moon, no tides. Which would screw up the ecosystem and probably lead to the extinction of many sea creatures who rely on tides to migrate. The lack of tides would also destabilize the Earth's weather on a global scale. Then there is the effect the Moon's gravity has on stabilizing the Earth's axial tilt.
@@Soufriere84 I was never into DBZ, but I recall the original episode in question. Link to the Abridged version you mentioned? EDIT: OK, I found the clip. The Sailor Moon cameo was hilarious - always wondered what her reaction would be to the destruction of the Moon.
A very funny video. I'm glad to see that you were able to get something out of such an unpleasant situation. Sometimes, people don't know how heavy they can get when recommending a series to you. PS: Have you seen Symphogear G? 🙃
@absoluteunit30 it's nice and refreshing to see someone actually find actual humor in these types of situations. Most youtubers straight up flip the f out about it.
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ok, now do season 2
I was looking for that comment 😂
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This woman will not stop until Sinclair becomes a fan of the anime
Give another 6 months of dedication
The legend continues
Tonkatsu Sinclair's life can best be described as a series of unfortunate events.
I love how creative he gets with some of these symphogear posts. He doesn't just say "watch symphogear" every time, he mixes it up to keep the RELENTLESS DEMANDING fresh.
Yeah, that's why it was fun. He really put effort into those posts, so instead of getting boring, the joke actually stayed funny and I always looked forward to those comments.
@@absoluteunit30 You can no doubt look forward to unfunny imitators coming at you on behalf of their favourite show now.
@@SoundwaveSC So what you're saying is Absolute Unit should Absolutely watch Owl House?
Whoa. That is some next level *Engrish.* An accent so thick as to render the spoken words untranslatable. Glorious😂👍
Honestly that alone makes me want to take a glance at the series
I literally could only understand her by reading the subtitles in Japanese. I can't imagine trying to understand without knowing the language, cause they def don't know ours
Pretty sure John Weeaboo will now suggest you watch Symphogear G, Symphogear GX, Symphogear AXZ, and Symphogear XV.
Don't ask what these titles mean, because I don't freaking know.
Fantastic video. Was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
Sympho-Gi-Oh GX, Sympho-Gi-Oh 5D's, Sympho-Gi-Oh Zexal, Sympho-Gi-Oh Zexal II...
@@Ozymandias2x Took me way to long to realize what you were referencing.
Symphogear No. 5.
Simp O'Geer.
@@HostWithTheMost "Number 5... is alive!"
That bad English made my brain hurt, like my brain is unconsciously going into overdrive trying to decipher the meaning
Made me laugh out loud
it's like those videos of what english sounds like to non english speakers
At 11:01, she's clearly saying "Prisencolinensinainciusol."
(Eyes.)
As a symphogear fan, what can I say? It's really good and criminally underrated. We just want everyone to share in the joys of watching this anime.
Don't forget to share the glorious brilliance of Chris herself!
@@Tom-ds3ox The cool one indeed.
Fuck yeah
The moral of this story is that if you demand something of a beautiful woman over and over, even if you're intentionally ignored, if you do it for long enough she'll eventually concede to your demands and it'll end well
while high out of her mind on a singular combination of Minecraft, Roblox, and hard alcohol.
My "ex wife" agrees with this
11:37 "Of course I understand. As theories say that more do so dog is limit to live."
The crazy thing about that minecraft brownie, it was like looking at the face of god, it was square...IT WAS SQUARE!
"It's a battle of fucking wills now who's gonna cave first?"
I've been in this situation before.
Every minute of this video was awesome and even funnier than I expected. Everything from "playing Minecraft" to the non-subscribers joke. It was all gold.
Legit funny. Sub earned. Gotta do seasone 2-5 though. Season 3 and 4's first episodes are a riot. I started watching from season 3 episode 1 and I was like "I'm so fucking lost but the logic in this epic Mission Impossible moment is amazing. Gotta binge it all!" Thank god for Discotek since they have updated subs and shit that Cruchycoll does not.
I _have_ met someone like Nocilol. I used to be in charge of screening for a local anime con and this guy came in early in the day and asked me to play Ouran High School Host Club. I hate that series so I politely said no. He WOULD NOT LEAVE until I screened it. After I played one episode, he left. Still feel dirty from it, but sometimes it's easier to give in.
Thank you 'Katsu for showing me I'm not alone. Now, uh… Finish SAO? ^_^
She might finish SAO, but will she ever get to SAO abridged?
Begs incessantly and then leaves after you play one episode? Chad
Edit: okay, the begging isn't exactly a Chad move, but leaving after you play a single episode is. I don't know, I'm impressed by this kid's weird energy
The entire symphogear fan base is like that.
There is a UA-camr that uploaded like Doom Eternal and other fps stuff who would include a message in his videos (that had literally nothing to do with anime) to watch symphogear. The description for all his videos (that had literally nothing to do with anime) said to watch symphogear.
Then I saw other people doing the same thing in other places on the internet.
Then I watched symphogear.
Hey thats me
@@frostyxen9357 Holy shit it's him
Ill never get tired of those lunatic eyes staring into my soul
Threatening it
Delete system 32 to Triforce...? Now that's a meme I've not heard in a long time. A long time... *Obi Wan flashback music*
Tonkatsu Sinclair is the best waifu in the universe, you cannot convince me otherwise. But that guy is persistent and I was laughing every single time.
Holy cow Katsu, this made me laugh so hard. You are an excellent writer and comedian. This was awesome.
To quote Nathan Explosion: "Booze ain't food"
8:50 *sighs and opens up Incognito Tab...*
You always find a way to make me laugh my ass off. Truly one of the best traits of a waifu.
Sheesh and here I thought that I may have been too persistent with recommending Symphogear to people
Also I doubt they're done considering you only covered season 1 out of 5
A friend bought a Minecraft brownie and shared it, four of us had a square inch each, and it was crazy. One of us used Mario mushrooms and Coca-Cola regularly and even he was overwhelmed. Turns out the packaging had "black out" in small print at the top. I was untethered from space and time until morning.
omfg I was laughing so hard during that.
I love you, seriously.
Also, I remember watching that Engrish section and having my mind blown too.
And I wasn't even playing Minecraft. >.>
Tonkatsu mixing her own accent with Peter Stormare's Russian accent on the quote gets me every time xD
As a member of the medical practicing community, I was giggling my ass off as I had to say
Out loud I might add
"Heheheheh, Katsu go to rehab."
You make me laugh without fail, but the training simply can't be overruled
There's only one person more determined...
The Paperboy from Better Off Dead looking for his two dollars.
Don't do Minecraft and Roblox at the same time kids. They make you accidentally watch anime you promised yourself not to watch.
@IsaacInfernape2000-Ramanso that's what fucking happened to it
11:02 “I know you’re a motel nympho… for find displace… such a diet of taters, c*m menace.” (*grunt*) “it’s just a childish cumbersome… for hasn’t ever lipped up to dev op block Art.”
Makes perfect sense…
So if we annoy her enough, can we all get a Anime review? Because i have a few suggestions...
1. Sins of the Sister
2. Boah
3. Genma Wars
4. Angel Blade (*evil grin*)
5. doom megalopolis
6. Vampire Holmes
From one gamer to another, I love me some minecraft
Love you Tonkatsu, Do Symphogear
Really wish I could say I didn't know what she went through...
I guess Synphogear is the next anime I'm going to watch, that all sounded interesting
Alright heads up because it has 5 seasons and the chronological order is Symphogear, Symphogear G, Symphogear GX, Symphogear AXZ, and Then Symphogear XV
@@moltencheese thanks, thats definitely saving me some time in research
Katsu is best waifu
listening to you talk about being too blitzed to function... getting PTSD flashbacks Katsu.... O.o
I remember my sister bought Minecraft once and insisted that we play it together since it was only fun when we play together. I am 16 and she is 20
That "Only a few percentage of viewers are actually subscribed" part at the end actually threw me off, I didn't expect that... Well, I'd do it too anyway, so whatever.
...
Wait, I just got an awesome idea! You should actually try singing in one of your videos!
I'm completely sober and I can't understand what that shot women said. Can't imagine what listening to that while high is like.
And where is that guy now? Gone. He accomplished his goal. He got you to cave. Shameful.
"His purpose fulfilled, Nikoli sang the forbidden song from Symphogear and left this mortal plane forever."
The earlier you realise what's the deal in this video the funnier it is when it unveils.I laughed for five minutes.
Your editor is frikkin' God, 'Katsu.
The dangers of minecraft, roblox, and gin
I was listening in the background and when the weird translation came up I had to rewind and still didn't understand it. 10/10
Describing the crossfade you had while I am currently on a similar crossfade was making me laugh so hard. I just unwound from it and it was an insanely emotional experience that felt like it existed longer than my life span.
You hearted his comments more than once, you encouraged him
Loved the Minecraft story.
My now deceased housemate left behind a bottle of...Minecraft juice. She had bought two and complained that it didn't do anything.
I drank the bottle.
The whole bottle.
When it kicked it, I was like cool. Then it really kicked in. Then it kicked in. I have never gone that far into the mineshaft as far as I did that night. I was Mincraft. Hell. I was the entire internet. From Darpanet to the future all at once.
Please. Don't take roblox with gin. That's dangerous regardless of your tolerance. And I'm speaking as someone with a lot of experience with Roblox. And G&T. I think I speak for everyone that we would miss your dulcimer voice. Not to mention the gussy. (Goth ovbvious)
Literally everytime I close my eyes while listening to your videos I'm picturing some Italian mafia dude talking about some Weeaboo bullsht
I have to say that's a good ratio of subscriber to viewer ratio, some channels I see only have like 20-40% of their viewers subscribed to the channel.
Katsu: if are a having a bad trip, just add different drugs, I am sure it will balance out
speaking from experience, all 5 seasons of symphogear make a great companion for any gaming session, the more you’re gaming the more religious the experience
I got reminded of Spookwagen and TheSpyCrap
in NISLT comment section from the time I used to watch that regularly.
I cannot literally even with this chizz. XD I'm laughing so hard it is probably a misdemeanor
Every Symphogear fan is like that. Now all of my friends hate me but it's totally worth it
"I know you are not the only one who finds this place such a daretumteskaameneh"
Holy!... was not expecting the voice hahaha
I saw the first season of Symphogear, and it was... okay? I think? I watched the whole thing so it wasn't _terrible_ , but I also haven't been particularly motivated to see Season 2. I have few clear memories of what I saw at this point, and it's only been like three years or so.
Symphogear season 1 looks a bot worse than the rest of the series
you didn't play enough Minecraft first.
...
… you know you wanna see spider tanks.
Queen chrysalis will never reappear
"Hey I like your car, how much for it?"
"Sorry, its not for sale."
"Understandable, have a nice day."
Lol senpai noticed him, then filed a restraining order.
Now that's a *lot* of Minecraft you got in your hands right there...
Everything was in 4k is so accurate 🤣
hes so artistic
WATCH SYMPHOGEAR!
Whenever I watch one of Katsu's video, I feel like I just dropped acid and I don't even do drugs
The outro music is DOPE, I want it.
I’ll post it eventually, but I’m not sure if I want to leave it as an instrumental or add lyrics.
This is not what I was expecting but I was entertained
Funny. Minecraft is the reason I've been binging your content all day.
I’m just reminded of how recently one of the Symphogear fans of ironmouse’s community made her a PowerPoint presentation for why she should watch Symphogear….then she looked at it on stream XD
I love the gaming story. Also I think that Katsu should keep some food in the house that is not gin. Garlic bread in the freezer? No. Dangerous to operate the oven when one is on both Minecraft and Robloxycotin. Box of oatmeal raisin cookies maybe? Like, they might not be super appealing while she's sober, but next time she's higher than giraffe balls she could, like, gnaw on them slowly while her brain feels like a detuned radio. Oh! Arrowroot biscuits, like you'd give to a small child.Those are great for gnawing slowly. Maybe keep some fruit cups in the fridge, gotta get her vitamins.
At least he didn't suggest you watch Shoujo Ramune.
I love how this is a video to review an anime, and 98% has nothing to do with the show itself...just chef kiss!
Love your work!
Imma sub solely for that sheer unhinged accusation at the end about the sub button...please seek help and enjoy another subscriber
finally I'm seeing this
and finally I hope there is peace between you and that guy
Possibly the best outtro, with the please like and subscribe, I've ever heard in my entire fuckin life lmao
Great review. Now there are 4 more seasons to go.
5:36, may favorite moment thus far. Makes me think of one of my sisters the moment she comes home from ANY event and takes her shoes off. Lord have mercy on my nose.
This isn't dedication, it's OBSESSION!
You're right. She is the cool one.
Dammit, Katsu. You got me. I subbed today finally.
Don't worry I still had 8 2 minute unskippible ads telling me to join the military of my country
The can of worms you just opened up…..good luck
I like to think that the ads that The Algorithm matches with a show say a lot. In this case I got a charming little video encouraging me to request a visit from Mormon missionaries…
have i ever tell you about the definition of insanity is
"Walking for 17 years" - a Uncle from Another World reference?
i absolutely adore the description of "how could you accidentally watch an anime that someone tries to force on you."
It took my guy to get high
Just to finally get him to watch Symphogear
Only for you Tonkatsu ,
The Irony of everything said about "abunai sisters", greatest anime every made, rewatching, wish you could rewatch it for the first time, Is so very fitting for Geah
your logic is impeccable！
I haven't seen Symphogear, but all the anime and cartoons that involve destroying the Moon never seem to take into consideration the ramifications that would follow. No moon, no tides. Which would screw up the ecosystem and probably lead to the extinction of many sea creatures who rely on tides to migrate. The lack of tides would also destabilize the Earth's weather on a global scale. Then there is the effect the Moon's gravity has on stabilizing the Earth's axial tilt.
Only DBZ Abridged of all things seems to have noticed that one and discussed it in-show.
@@Soufriere84 I was never into DBZ, but I recall the original episode in question. Link to the Abridged version you mentioned?
EDIT: OK, I found the clip. The Sailor Moon cameo was hilarious - always wondered what her reaction would be to the destruction of the Moon.
The Second Season (Symphogear G) is about this :)
Well they don't directly show the effects much, but it's the main motivation of the story arc.
Who else is waiting for Nocilol's comment?
At least he got your attention lol
I've seen you on ifunny and have been dying to find you so I finally found you and love you
A very funny video.
I'm glad to see that you were able to get something out of such an unpleasant situation. Sometimes, people don't know how heavy they can get when recommending a series to you.
PS: Have you seen Symphogear G?
🙃
Oh I don’t consider this an unpleasant situation. The comments have a good sense of humor to them, and I found the whole thing hilarious.
@absoluteunit30 it's nice and refreshing to see someone actually find actual humor in these types of situations. Most youtubers straight up flip the f out about it.
Yaaaaaaass a new video! I been waiting!
Now I’m gonna have to watch SYMPHOGEAR 😂