Skyrim - Part 34 - Heart of Gold

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  • @krisbrokop8550
    @krisbrokop8550 7 років тому +64

    Jon said Benor 140 times in this part making the Benor counter at 1693.

    • @radrush_mx957
      @radrush_mx957 3 роки тому +8

      thanks for doing this, i always look for your comment when Jon says “benorbenorbenorbenorbenorbenor benoooooooorrr”

    • @alexhodgkinson6718
      @alexhodgkinson6718 Рік тому +3

      It feels like so many more 😂

  • @DenDhur
    @DenDhur 7 років тому +126

    "Benor, I'm gonna need you to do most of the work here." Sums up 90% of Jons Skyrim journey :p

  • @GG-dt5hh
    @GG-dt5hh 7 років тому +183

    I love how, when Jon got Stormy he said 'We won't be using him all the time, he's more a backup.' And now every battle starts with 'Let's just summon Stormy.'

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 7 років тому +14

      Well he got Stormy early by using the Atronach Forge to write himself a spell tome back when he had so little magicka that one cast pretty much bankrupted him.

    • @smsff7
      @smsff7 7 років тому +1

      I thought the same thing

    • @accidentalgenius9645
      @accidentalgenius9645 7 років тому +6

      It's a good idea to backup often!

    • @dajosh42069
      @dajosh42069 Рік тому +1

      He got Stormy, said "We won't use him all the time, just like on occasion" then proceeded to summon him for the _literal first Skeleton_ that he came across...
      Found it funny when it happened.

  • @MarquisSmith
    @MarquisSmith 7 років тому +279

    Throw voice is very useful. More importantly, it's hilarious.
    "Hey, melon-nose!".
    The Dovahkiin. Hero. Legend. Immature twat.

    • @thattwitalex
      @thattwitalex 7 років тому +15

      SalfordianBlue That is the best description I've ever seen

    • @redracerb18
      @redracerb18 7 років тому +12

      SalfordianBlue are saying that Mattophobia is the Dragonborn of legend?

    • @UncleAnaesthesia
      @UncleAnaesthesia 7 років тому +4

      Thief of Sweet-roll

  • @warandpoetry9542
    @warandpoetry9542 7 років тому +214

    On this episode of the Benor show, Benor's abusive girlfriend dabbles in bear baiting

    • @minerva9104
      @minerva9104 7 років тому +18

      Bailey Alexis Snow And illegal free for all fights! And forces him to break into private property and slaughter everyone inside!

    • @accidentalgenius9645
      @accidentalgenius9645 7 років тому +16

      But I did also stop a fox from wasting its life on the slippery slope of alcohol addiction. You're welcome.

  • @HoJu1989
    @HoJu1989 7 років тому +310

    Nothing like trying to be stealthy with a giant spotlight over your head

    • @rossd7283
      @rossd7283 7 років тому +11

      And not having enough power to defeat them yourself when you get there.

    • @TheJohnnyblaze4ever
      @TheJohnnyblaze4ever 7 років тому

      Homo eructus i have seen this comment before

    • @thescelo8562
      @thescelo8562 7 років тому

      johnny blaze it was on the last video as well when Jon couldn't sneak and questions himself as to why. Seems he hasn't figured it out yet lol

  • @hauntingstarfish149
    @hauntingstarfish149 7 років тому +154

    Jon, I hate to tell you this, but because Benor has a level cap of 30, he's going to keep getting his shit kicked in as you progress through the game.
    Also, it's Wuld, not wulf.
    Also, the black briar lodge is part of a quest, and clearly not a brewery. That was their private property and you just walked in and murdered all their guards and claimed it as your own. So basically, you have become a bandit!

    • @TGCommander
      @TGCommander 7 років тому +40

      *Trespasses on private property*
      Jon: "THEY STARTED THIS!

    • @MarquisSmith
      @MarquisSmith 7 років тому +1

      He can compensate somewhat by giving him powerful enchanted weapons. Given he's not using smithing, the un-upgradable Champion's Cudgel would be perfect. Two handed, high base damage, and a ridiculously good Chaos enchantment built in. It's an absolute beast. He needs to start the Dragonborn DLC to reach it, though.

    • @LikelyToBeEatenByAGrue
      @LikelyToBeEatenByAGrue 7 років тому +2

      TGCommander That's pretty much all you do as the dragon born. The bandits are all pretty much minding their own business and you come along and murder them. Same with the witches and necromancers. If they're auto-hostile, they deserve what they get.

    • @SearynSever
      @SearynSever 7 років тому +2

      SalfordianBlue He has the unofficial Skyrim patch installed, it "fixes" that by letting you upgrade it with the appropriate perk(s?).

    • @gamma-smash2157
      @gamma-smash2157 7 років тому +1

      Isn't that house the one where you steal the horse later?

  • @skalty9868
    @skalty9868 7 років тому +183

    You walked up to private property, we're warned to leave, and killed everyone in the lodge, who the owner had payed to guard it. You may be in the wrong here.

    • @ManyATrueNerd
      @ManyATrueNerd  7 років тому +142

      ... Well when you phrase it like that...

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 7 років тому +5

      Many A True Nerd benors level cap needs fixing

  • @davididiart5934
    @davididiart5934 7 років тому +43

    "Why are the Black-Briars attacking me?"
    Jon, you literally walked into Skyrim's equivalent of the Corlione compound.

    • @shanehudson3995
      @shanehudson3995 7 років тому +3

      David Idiart Armed with a machine gun and a maniac grin no less.

  • @hecticman3782
    @hecticman3782 7 років тому +276

    An interesting thought:
    John will have to face Alduin without Benor when he has to go to Sovengard

    • @hecticman3782
      @hecticman3782 7 років тому +51

      And Miraak for that matter

    • @hecticman3782
      @hecticman3782 7 років тому +11

      Noobmime yea you do but it just means John will actually have to do some fighting himself

    • @reececowell6642
      @reececowell6642 7 років тому +28

      *Jon, you lose 10 MATN points

    • @joshlapple8429
      @joshlapple8429 7 років тому +45

      I think you mean Benor will have to face Alduin without Jon.

    • @hecticman3782
      @hecticman3782 7 років тому +5

      Josh Lapple Unfortunately Benor can't learn Dragonrend

  • @origulator
    @origulator 7 років тому +40

    In this episode Jon:
    Kills some bandits in a fort,
    Gets attacked by bears,
    Makes the bears kill themselves in their own cave,
    Finds a depressing story about a mine,
    Pisses off the local crime syndicate by killing their guards and stealing from their ski lodge,
    Kills some other bandits in a cave,
    And finally actually gets to Riften.

  • @J0hnzie
    @J0hnzie 7 років тому +11

    When you look into how shouts work, dragon Shouts are basically just vocal arguments that create magic because dragons are awesome and Akatosh is cool.
    So basically every time Jon shouts benor off a ledge or out of a doorway they're having a couple's argument and that's a tiny bit adorable.

  • @wsi6qml
    @wsi6qml 7 років тому +74

    Jon, Benor stopped scaling when you hit level 30. Vilkas might be a good replacement, though. He caps at level 50 and prefers two-handed weapons... I think it's about time to pay the companions a visit :)

  • @noraye2500
    @noraye2500 7 років тому +82

    Jon: "I went back to Whiterun to clear my inventory.
    5:55 (Opens inventory) Weight - 257/300
    Me: Uhhhhhhh............. what?

    • @ManyATrueNerd
      @ManyATrueNerd  7 років тому +58

      ... I did manage to clear out about 40 weight...

    • @donkeydawejr8902
      @donkeydawejr8902 7 років тому +4

      Many A True Nerd I guess that's something just over 1/10th

    • @noraye2500
      @noraye2500 7 років тому +11

      Well................. at least you tried? o_O

    • @ThatsSoCrazy92
      @ThatsSoCrazy92 7 років тому +1

      Jon where is all the weight coming from? I only have 30 weight when I'm done selling everything....

    • @farshnuke
      @farshnuke 7 років тому

      Okay I legit loled at that

  • @oneofmanyjames-es1643
    @oneofmanyjames-es1643 7 років тому +164

    Hello this is Many a True Nord and welcome to Skyrim, today well... I don't know. My companion is getting a little rusty. She's good with a mace and has magical powers, sure, but to be honest... they get in the way too much and then slow me down. So, the first thing for today's adventure is to put her back where I found her in Morthal, then we'll go hunt some dragons.

    • @riverbirch2631
      @riverbirch2631 7 років тому +25

      benor would never cheat on Jon like that

    • @MarquisSmith
      @MarquisSmith 7 років тому +21

      You need to download a mod that stops her using shouts on you. You'd think they'd have patched that for the special edition, but sadly not. Also, her pathfinding is awful. She keeps wandering from cave to cave.
      "Part of me would actually like to see a story of some kind written from Benor's perspective"
      Check out Jon's reddit page. Someone has a Benor's Diary going. Ten entries so far. It's good fun.

    • @jarradscarborough7915
      @jarradscarborough7915 7 років тому +11

      she keeps antagonising guards too, she hits them then wont put her weapon away to calm them down

    • @smsff7
      @smsff7 7 років тому

      Link?

    • @vicentetemes5793
      @vicentetemes5793 7 років тому

      Bob Boblington Many a True Nord, that's pretty good.

  • @danielnorton4945
    @danielnorton4945 7 років тому +16

    As Jon lays bleeding on the floor, they utter their final words, "That's a nice battleaxe you have there!"

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 7 років тому +18

    "I just healed the pluderer. Restoration magic is a difficult beast sometimes."
    No Jon. You just have issues with this advanced skill called "aiming."

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 7 років тому +114

    Jon, you ran into their land with your weapons drawn. They attacked you because you were trespassing.

    • @accidentalgenius9645
      @accidentalgenius9645 7 років тому +11

      It's okay. The fox is still sober. It was worth it.

    • @mediahighlights-r1w
      @mediahighlights-r1w 4 роки тому

      Wrong. They were occupying the same universe Jon is, so they were trespassing.

  • @FonVegen
    @FonVegen 7 років тому +19

    Benor - The Valiant Hero
    Stormageddon - The Thunder Mage
    Frosty - The Irresistible Lover
    Jon - The Squashy Healer

    • @lucaferrari9030
      @lucaferrari9030 7 років тому +1

      FonVegen Jon? I havent heard that name since i ve known Benor...

  • @IkuzouHamusuta
    @IkuzouHamusuta 7 років тому +25

    I love how he walks onto private property in the dead of night and when he just straight walks up to the door and is confused on why the guards start attacking him. You are literally a bandit at this point.

  • @HarleyAMV
    @HarleyAMV 7 років тому +17

    I think Jon should use Frosty more often as Benor is not really a tank, with his big two-handed axe, he's more of a damage dealer, and Stormy isn't that tanky.
    Also Frosty looks so happy when he runs in!
    If he could talk I'd imagine him yelling "Me help little friends!" as he runs in. :)

  • @ZefVolk
    @ZefVolk 7 років тому +59

    Today on Skyrim: Jon double plunders Benor

  • @charlesbaldwin3166
    @charlesbaldwin3166 7 років тому +7

    Jon opens the door and Benor is already inside. He is officially the Chloe to Benor's Max. Welcome to sidekickvile population Jon.

  • @aguilerajohn
    @aguilerajohn 7 років тому +19

    "The bear is still around" I would buy that shirt.

  • @mrmoth9271
    @mrmoth9271 7 років тому +14

    You don't need to take any more levels of Sneak, Jon. In Skyrim, there are three ways an NPC can detect your presence - sound, sight and touch. Muffle and Quiet Casting take care of the sound part, an Invisibility spell or potion will take care of the sight part, and not walking into people will take care of touch.
    Basically, once you have an Invisibility spell (which you should be able to buy right now at the College of Winterhold), your level and ability in Sneak will be utterly irrelevant.

    • @bigchindave6102
      @bigchindave6102 7 років тому +1

      Mr Moth he wont be silent he needs fortify sneak on his boots

    • @Tiny_bigninja
      @Tiny_bigninja 2 роки тому

      @@bigchindave6102 muffle, makes it so sounds cant emit to npcs from the players movement

  • @draytonbeninger8956
    @draytonbeninger8956 7 років тому +69

    Jon please stop casting candlelight while trying to sneak it's like keeping your pip-boy light on

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 7 років тому +5

      You're technically correct in that the increased light level in the area around him increases his chance of being detected because it is light, but other than the affect on the light level the spell Candlelight doesn't actually have a dedicated penalty to sneak whereas the Pip Boy light being on does in fact give an unlisted Sneak penalty in addition to being easier to detect from the light.

    • @thedarkness125
      @thedarkness125 5 років тому

      @@Taolan8472 it does due to the fact light affects sneaking.

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 5 років тому +2

      @@thedarkness125 Comment on a comment from over a year ago and I'm not sure what you're saying? Are you trying to correct me, because your statement is the same as the first half of my comment.

    • @bgggsht
      @bgggsht 4 роки тому +1

      He's right

  • @j.diamond6014
    @j.diamond6014 7 років тому +46

    Can't wait for benor's next adventure today!

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen 7 років тому +5

      According to the title, he steals a spaceship and goes on an improbable adventure through the universe with a two-headed alien and a guy who thought carriages were the dominant species on Mundus. Also Jon.

    • @j.diamond6014
      @j.diamond6014 7 років тому +3

      Seems like a rough guide to a hitchhiker travelling through the galaxy

    • @Samerius40
      @Samerius40 7 років тому +1

      Do you believe in geographic determanism?

    • @radicalantitheist
      @radicalantitheist 7 років тому

      that is way to improbable to ever happen.

  • @Artix3000
    @Artix3000 7 років тому +1

    Jon, Quest Items don't weigh anything in your inventory. That's why things like the Dragonstone's 25 weight don't usually create horror stories.

  • @ModernWhoFan5B
    @ModernWhoFan5B 7 років тому +2

    Assassins Blade is so much fun, especially if you have the Dark Brotherhood gloves. 30x damage for a high quality dagger can one-shot almost anything.

  • @MxAndromeda
    @MxAndromeda 7 років тому +13

    I wonder what adventures our hero Benor will get up to today. Oh, and that strange stalker-ish lady that follows him around too, I suppose.

  • @athatcher9367
    @athatcher9367 7 років тому +24

    Jon: Benor, don't leave me, Benor, seriously, I need your help here, you're actually useful on this occasion
    everybody else: isn't Benor the one who gets like 75% of the kills?

    • @MrBusterghost
      @MrBusterghost 7 років тому

      A Thatcher I read that as he said it. That hurt my brain

    • @athatcher9367
      @athatcher9367 7 років тому

      Jon is mean to Benor

  • @ravenwing199
    @ravenwing199 7 років тому +8

    26:33
    The Beast!!!
    Where is it, behind the bunny?
    It is the Bunny you fools!

  • @ChrisDino
    @ChrisDino 7 років тому +1

    Might want to take another look at alteration, as you are on the crest of being able to add a new skill set to your repertoire. Mage armor could be useful when you're, say, running from a bandit chief targeting you instead of Benor...or surrounded by wild bears...

  • @travissloan5296
    @travissloan5296 7 років тому +7

    The "everyone chill out for a second" may be the worst joke I've heard all year

  • @Survivor-od1xy
    @Survivor-od1xy 7 років тому +4

    Here's a drinking challenge:Take a sip every time John says "Benor".And holy crap that's a depressing mine.

  • @Casually_Unskilled
    @Casually_Unskilled 7 років тому +4

    Jon: Sees camp site, DOESNT LOOK FOR A BLOODY PATHWAY AROUND THE MOUNTAIN

  • @GaratghDeloi
    @GaratghDeloi 7 років тому +5

    Jon - Light levels effect your stealth effectiveness in Skyrim (much easier to sneak in the shadows then in direct light). The spell that conjures a floating light pretty much surrounds you in light...
    So perhaps you should consider not useing it when you are trying to sneak? :D
    And just to spell it out for you, yes, the big floating ball of light makes it MUCH harder for you to sneak.

  • @andybarbarian
    @andybarbarian 7 років тому +29

    I'm sorry, Jon, but the situation with Benor won't get better unless you get a mod so he has no level cap. Or you could get a stronger companion, marry benor, adopt some kid and leave him as a stay-at-home dad while you and the new guy/gal go adventuring, I guess.

    • @onchristieroad
      @onchristieroad 7 років тому +2

      Andy Keller Without a mod, Frea in the Dragonborn DLC has no level cap.

    • @andybarbarian
      @andybarbarian 7 років тому

      Well, that's just the perfect excuse for Jon to go to Solstheim, isn't it? ^^ actually, it's probably too early, maybe he should get a houscarl meanwhile (levelcap at 50)

    • @vladildikan
      @vladildikan Рік тому

      Or he could mass produce enchanted items, get the double enchantment perk, and give Benor several grand fortify health and health regen items.

  • @FluffalEevee
    @FluffalEevee 7 років тому +8

    You should definitely get a house in riften. Honeymede is literally the best house in the game (at least in my opinion), and you could easily walk over to the orphanage and get some kids so you can get the mothers love buff, which would be great for your build (25% extra healing from spells and potions).

  • @Drenosa
    @Drenosa 7 років тому +1

    The amount of times Jon has said 'bear' in this episode is, frankly, astounding.

  • @kyledewitt4941
    @kyledewitt4941 3 роки тому +1

    This great journey to Riften that took weeks is confusing to me because Jon had already been to Riften to speak with Vex for Ranmir in Winterhold's Inn about Isabella.

    • @smward87
      @smward87 2 роки тому +1

      MATN playthroughs in a nutshell. The only thing you can consistently count on from Jon is how much he contradicts himself and doubles back on things he's already done thereby extending the playthrough out of sheer force of negative perception.

  • @canadian__ninja
    @canadian__ninja 7 років тому +1

    Once you pick a side in the civil war every fort magicks into being a military fort. Suddenly Fort Greenwall is a Stormcloak fort for instance

  • @Mikkamel
    @Mikkamel 7 років тому +62

    So this time you drag Benor along for an extended session of animal cruelty that you call a picnic, violently invading someone's summer home because you heard they had beer and assaulting some homeless people living in a cave because you decided they were bandits.
    When you met Benor he was really worried about some horrible necromancer in his family crypt. I don't think inviting Jon into the crypt was the SOLUTION to "there's a horrible necromancer in there". Not the best judge of character, our Benor.

    • @ManyATrueNerd
      @ManyATrueNerd  7 років тому +55

      Nonono, that was Goldurr. He's dead now. I killed him. Benor was just a Morthal guy who wanted to punch me.

    • @chickenpox5434
      @chickenpox5434 7 років тому +12

      Many A True Nerd And because he wanted to punch your face, love blossomed. Along with like 20 story's on reddit.

    • @shanehudson3995
      @shanehudson3995 7 років тому +9

      Many A True Nerd Benor has clearly read the story of Goldurr-locks and the 3 Bears.

    • @GaleCrystal
      @GaleCrystal 7 років тому +6

      Many A True Nerd You do realise you raided the home of Maven Black-Briar. Right? Expect a constant stream of Assasins and Mercs from here on out.

    • @claytonweyl4135
      @claytonweyl4135 7 років тому

      Gale Crystal Oh no.

  • @brysonm201
    @brysonm201 7 років тому +4

    You got too close to the lodge, if you get into the black briar like background. They're just there to keep people away.

  • @BruceCinema1337
    @BruceCinema1337 3 роки тому

    13:34
    My brain: "Dont say it, dont say it, dont say it"
    Me out loud with nobody around: *"Old Shelob's been 'avin a bit of fun"*

  • @LikelyToBeEatenByAGrue
    @LikelyToBeEatenByAGrue 3 роки тому

    I do like how you Skyrim up a cliff and new vegas down it. That cheers me up.

  • @mikekleinsorge785
    @mikekleinsorge785 7 років тому +1

    I'm a little glad that this version of Heart of Gold is a touch less sad than the original, but I'm also a little disappointed that Jonstown didn't have the amazing quotes of Jaynestown. Cheers for the references lol

    • @RinIsArty
      @RinIsArty 7 років тому

      HE ROBBED FROM THE RICH AND HE GAVE TO THE POOR, STOOD UP TO THE MAN AND HE GAVE HIM WHAT FOR, OUR LOVE FOR HIM NOW AIN'T HARD TO EXPLAIN, THE HERO OF CANTON THE MAN THEY CALL JAYNE!

  • @PresentationM
    @PresentationM 7 років тому +8

    39:00 Jon, you already mined like that at least once before in this playthrough...

  • @PostNukeProductions
    @PostNukeProductions 7 років тому

    Since no one else seems to have mentioned it, I just want to say that I really appreciate the pun at 15:25.

  • @GaratghDeloi
    @GaratghDeloi 7 років тому +2

    Jon, about the gems: While quest items have weight that weight isen't added as long as the item is tagged as a quest item. So they in reality have zero weight.
    This is true for most quest items with one or two bugged items being the exception to the rule.
    (Off course thats in the unmodded game, i don't keep tabs on the changes in the unoffical patch, but it sometimes changes the weirdest things).

  • @chriswalker5061
    @chriswalker5061 7 років тому +13

    Jon, you are gonna have to learn how to fight w/o Benor, because in Dawnguard Serana will replace him, and in Dragonborn you can't bring your followers into Apocrypha.

    • @hunterhuntoon1090
      @hunterhuntoon1090 7 років тому +3

      Chris Walker Maybe he will fall in love with her! And she is infinitely better

    • @bigchindave6102
      @bigchindave6102 7 років тому

      Chris Walker i think the unofficial skyrim pach let's folloers or at least conjures

  • @iratebeaver29
    @iratebeaver29 7 років тому +4

    " what's this black Briar Place? Let's just go in and kill everybody."
    Oh no... pretty sure Maven won't like that...

  • @dickinass1187
    @dickinass1187 7 років тому +4

    You may want to look into getting a new companion soon. Miscellaneous companions like Benor cap at level 30 and are usually useless after that.

  • @thegammaparadigm4540
    @thegammaparadigm4540 7 років тому +2

    29:42 That maybe because Frosty doesn't electrocute him, ice form him, or ragdoll him down hallways.

  • @Puremindgames
    @Puremindgames 3 роки тому +1

    Anyone else find it funny that the unofficial patch 'fixes' what isn't broken but leaves companions blocking doors in?

  • @ciba12
    @ciba12 7 років тому

    Fort Greenwall becomes a Stormcloak fort when you start the civil war quest, it makes sense as it's the main supply route between Windhelm and Riften, two Stormcloak towns. But it's generic bandits until you start the quest I guess.

  • @BananaJoe42
    @BananaJoe42 7 років тому

    watching jon playing games while being stoned is hilarious

  • @fabianzeller9485
    @fabianzeller9485 7 років тому +154

    Well, Benors max level is 30, so he will become more and more useless.

    • @minscandboo9749
      @minscandboo9749 7 років тому

      Is there any way to raise the cap?

    • @fabianzeller9485
      @fabianzeller9485 7 років тому +5

      Minsc And Boo Nope, unless one would use console commands. But you can only raise the level to a set number. Jon simply has to switch to another follower with a higher cap.

    • @hecticman3782
      @hecticman3782 7 років тому +27

      Fabian Zeller I'm pretty sure there are mods on the Nexus that remove follower level caps

    • @rossd7283
      @rossd7283 7 років тому +15

      In other words, Jon's gonna need to start solving his own problems, and pick a lane; rather than being a Summoner/White mage/Illusion specialist/Sneaky beaky (thief)

    • @SearynSever
      @SearynSever 7 років тому +8

      You actually can use console commands to modify an NPC's level cap without altering their current level. To use it, target the NPC, then enter "setlevel 1000 0 1 81." This sets them to level up with the player all the way to 81, the vanilla level cap. J'zargo and a few others already level up that way. Farkas and Aela will automatically match level with the player when they turn into werewolves during their scripted events, including going over their original level cap if you wait to do those missions.

  • @Casually_Unskilled
    @Casually_Unskilled 7 років тому +10

    Jon. We told you LONG ago that you could mine faster by doing it yourself, and you DID IT. Did you forget?

    • @superduper853
      @superduper853 7 років тому

      Onyx Oasis iirc you can't get gemstones from doing it yourself

    • @superduper853
      @superduper853 7 років тому

      I'll be honest I didn't get to that part when I typed that

    • @abnormallynormal8823
      @abnormallynormal8823 7 років тому

      superduper I definitely have gotten gemstones from mining myself. Not that you really need them from mines.... they're super common in skyrim

  • @Temporary_Doctor
    @Temporary_Doctor 7 років тому +3

    “Bear” minimum, more bears.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 7 років тому

    I am so in love with the fact that Jon is so weak that Benor is the hero of the story.

  • @SourceOfBeing
    @SourceOfBeing 7 років тому +1

    "One day me and you, we should settle down" - Why do I get the feeling that saying that is the equivalent of being one day away from retirement or showing pictures of your kids in an action movie?

  • @AlanGresov
    @AlanGresov 7 років тому +1

    34 parts in and Jon is STILL sneaking around with a fucking light hovering over his head.

  • @cickeith9579
    @cickeith9579 7 років тому +5

    *Leaves Battle Axe that I got killed by 3 times and Doesn't consider giving it to Benior*

    • @minerva9104
      @minerva9104 7 років тому +4

      CIC Keith Nordic isn't that great, the marauder is what did all the work.

  • @australisplays7615
    @australisplays7615 7 років тому +3

    Jon: Benor Im going to need you to do most of the work
    Benor: so situation normal then Jon?

  • @albionisland929
    @albionisland929 7 років тому +1

    I actually like the ebony war axe. Of all of the one handed weapons it and the steel war axe look the most realistic.
    The ebony mace just looks cartoony to me.

  • @lokiouroboros2815
    @lokiouroboros2815 7 років тому +1

    Jon, you really need to invest in some Flesh spells. They're in the Alteration school and are called things like Stoneflesh etc. They're a squishy mage's best friend, seriously.

    • @lokiouroboros2815
      @lokiouroboros2815 7 років тому +1

      Passes up Oakflesh spell. Dies again 10 minutes later. :/

  • @UncleAnaesthesia
    @UncleAnaesthesia 7 років тому

    There's a nice shortcut from the back of Helgen through the mountain, pass by Haemar's Shame for a Daedric artifact, come out a little south of Ivarstead. It's far easier to deal with ice trolls than making the giant westward loop up to Riften if you really want to start the Thieves Guild questline ASAP.

  • @thescelo8562
    @thescelo8562 7 років тому +3

    Jon trespasses on someone else's property and gets mad that he's attacked lol

  • @Steve_A93
    @Steve_A93 7 років тому

    Jon: "Benor, you're gonna have to do most of the work for me here" Benor: "What else is new?"

  • @EricGrassi
    @EricGrassi 7 років тому +3

    Apparently this has turned into Many A True Bear.

  • @ToeninDelft
    @ToeninDelft 7 років тому +4

    'Benor, Benor, Benor, Benor, Benor, Benor, Benor, Benor, Benor, Benor! ' Jon, 2017.

  • @davidlawrence6979
    @davidlawrence6979 7 років тому +4

    John, you trespassed on Maven Blackbriars' land. They were only doing their job.

    • @MrGhosta5
      @MrGhosta5 7 років тому +1

      Jon just murdered the don's men and robbed her house.

  • @jjusttinn6143
    @jjusttinn6143 7 років тому

    Jon you can get unique dialogue in the thieves guilds quest if you get caught stealing the necklace.

  • @adamoore8073
    @adamoore8073 7 років тому

    I love that if you listen really closely when Jon isn't saying anything you can hear his computer running

    • @MrGhosta5
      @MrGhosta5 7 років тому +2

      Fortunately it's not as loud as Dan's. His rig sounds like a jet engine.

  • @briankammerer6281
    @briankammerer6281 7 років тому

    The Blackbriars are a powerful family in Riften and the lodge you stumbled on has to do with getting the deed to Frost (a white horse) I think it's part of the thieves guild quests or maybe just a side quest. Maven Blackbriar's son is in jail in Riften and is involved somehow. I also think the cave with all the bears is populated with giants as part of becoming the champion of Morketh the orc god.

  • @NostalgiaVivec
    @NostalgiaVivec 7 років тому +1

    the ebony war axe is probably the most realistic axe in the game

  • @MasterKjK
    @MasterKjK 7 років тому

    Jon you need to remember to sheathe your weapon if you start a fight you dont want or cant win (and generally you should sheathe your hands so you wont keep bein startled by them, also increases your perception lol). Also if you need to tell Benor to go somewhere you should use the command option instead.

  • @seankervin4033
    @seankervin4033 7 років тому

    You do know Jon that you could just enchant a weapon with either soul trap or even fiery soul trap instead of using the bound sword. The fiery soul trap enchantment can be disenchanted from the Steel Battleaxe of Fiery Souls found in Ironbind Barrow

  • @zacmassey7791
    @zacmassey7791 7 років тому

    When Jon decides to break in to Maven Black-Briar's house and says he isn't at fault.

  • @Jaxvidstar
    @Jaxvidstar 3 роки тому

    Forget care bears, Jon's newest invention is "neutral to me bears"

  • @jamiemahoney2446
    @jamiemahoney2446 7 років тому

    I think the reason for the rumble pack ... well... rumbling is that cave is a quest cave that changes and contains many big things.

  • @oWallis
    @oWallis 7 років тому +11

    Jon............Jon.................You looked directly at some LEEKS and didn't take them or even acknowledge them. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

  • @JackieColey
    @JackieColey 7 років тому

    I'm starting to think this series should be called "Skyrim: The Bear Is Still Around!"

  • @nitamays5045
    @nitamays5045 7 років тому

    I am enjoying your LP keep up the good work

  • @zeroreax
    @zeroreax 7 років тому +1

    "I need to increase my sneak skill. I've been detected alot."
    By no means is candlelight is also a factor lol.

  • @enodoor
    @enodoor 7 років тому

    a 1-second paralyze enchantment can put enemies on the ground, and It takes more than 1-second for the target to stand back up again
    imp stool, mora tapinella & canis root makes a good poison
    the shield you get from kesh at peryite shrine can block dragon breath attacks & spells

  • @Some_Really_Random_Dude.
    @Some_Really_Random_Dude. 7 років тому

    Orcs in the realm of the elder scrolls are a breed of elf. Mer means elf, Orsimer is just a type of elf. Same with Dwemer, which roughly transelates into deep elf.

  • @BaeusHrrsh
    @BaeusHrrsh 7 років тому

    The reason Stormy doesn't summon sometimes is because Jon has the atronach stone buff on (or at least he did a few videos ago). Summons count as if they were being cast on the player, so the absorb effect of the stone can absorb the summon and it gets cancelled.

  • @Zforce911
    @Zforce911 7 років тому

    39:17 - If by "sweet" and "adorable" you mean horribly tragic and senseless in a way that makes you contemplate the nature of existence.... then yeah, sure... "sweet"

  • @vivekjha25
    @vivekjha25 7 років тому

    Bear....the word still echoes in the deepest corners of my mind

  • @donkeydawejr8902
    @donkeydawejr8902 7 років тому +29

    when is the Jon-Benor wedding and are we all invited

    • @thebear4223
      @thebear4223 7 років тому +9

      *RAR.* -I'll be around for it whether he likes it or not.-

    • @donkeydawejr8902
      @donkeydawejr8902 7 років тому +3

      The Bear but what if he fear's you

    • @thebear4223
      @thebear4223 7 років тому +6

      *Rar?* -"Fear's" me? I... I have no idea what you're talking about...- *conspicuously glances away*

    • @redracerb18
      @redracerb18 7 років тому +2

      he can get married in Riften

  • @checkmatecreative
    @checkmatecreative 7 років тому

    An interesting glitch that I found is that if you turn away from what you are trying to climb and jump while walking backwards, you can climb almost anything that isn't normally climbable

  • @laylacoldwell2652
    @laylacoldwell2652 3 роки тому

    That staff of paralysis would have been very useful for the Bandit Marauder of doom and decapitations.

  • @thekingofcucumbers4059
    @thekingofcucumbers4059 7 років тому +5

    the fact that you never uses the sanguine rose is infuriating Jon

  • @lmnjello6609
    @lmnjello6609 7 років тому +1

    BENOR! HE CHOPPED MY HEAD OFF!

  • @seankervin4033
    @seankervin4033 7 років тому

    Jon, you attacked the Black-Briar Lodge on of the homes of the Black-Briars, not the Black-Briar Meadery that is in Riften. You approached the guards with weapons drawn and you wonder why they attacked you on sight, they are paid to keep anyone but a Black-Briar from approaching the place.

  • @bigguy4389
    @bigguy4389 7 років тому +4

    Is it just me or has Benor contracted vampirism, can't help but think those eyes don't look right.

  • @rossd7283
    @rossd7283 7 років тому +4

    So at this point, Jon has completely forgot about the sanguine rose? I mean, it could've done some good work against that Marauder.
    Also, can I get a series death count after this episode?

  • @LibertyPrime2550
    @LibertyPrime2550 7 років тому

    The rumble could have been just rocks falling in the cave. Usually they're scenery ones so don't worry about a random avalanche from rocks unless its a trap.