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I remember asking my parents why the subway man was no longer in the commercials and they told me he died bc they didn’t wanna explain to their child what he did 😂😂
SAMME 🤣🤣🤣
I like that ending better.
Kid: Where’s the subway man?
Parents: *DEAD*
I remember when the first commercial aired 😂
Fair
I remember working at Subway when his crimes started coming to light. One night, corporate ordered every single piece of advertisement that had his face or name on it to get torn down and thrown out before the media got ahold of the story. They wanted to cut ties IMMEDIATELY. They refused to tell us what ws going on, because they didn't want us telling the customers.
It was a crazy time
That’s crazy haha. But at the time when corporate told you get rid of anything with Jared’s face or name on it, you didn’t know the reason why? You all didn’t know the story?
@tomboyraider1015 Nope. It was before it was made public, and Subway was being very hush hush.
We also weren't allowed to take any of it home, and had to mark everything with a big X in permanent marker.
Oh I would have TOOOOOOTALLY kept some memerobilia!!! I would be so suspicious😂😂😂😂
@@MeowMeow_95_ OH I wanted to, but our regional manager was there watching like a hawk
@@MeowMeow_95_why would you want memorabilia of a p3do?? 🤨
Jared actually lost weight by his exercise regimen consisting of chasing unaccompanied children around the playground
Great cardio
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The title makes no sense. Last time I checked, Fogle wasn't doused in salmon oil and tossed into a Kodiak bear enclosure.
That’s true, last time I checked Jared wasn’t dipped in egg, milk, and bread crumbs and thrown into a massive deepfryer
Yeah these channels just regurgitate 10 year old info for views.
@@AngerTrollyou didn’t get the joke…
@@sandersb725look at his name bros rage baiting
@@ChefMeowMeowWho would eat that I wonder?
one thing is for certain: he spent his life trying to get in to smaller pants
gottem
He wasn't trying.. He succeeded
@@johnnyflannigan136💀
His career started and ended the same way
Eww 😭
This was a fantastic lesson as someone who works in marketing: never, ever base your entire brand on a single person you found off the street.
Nah, it worked pretty well for them. Even after he's been exposed, it doesn't change the fact he lost that weight.
They didn't it was a really weird marketing campaign. Subway has existed since the 70's and Jared was only a spokesperson for a relatively short time in the companies history
@@lilelo208 What are the odds, he would be a kiddie diddler?
@@A_UA-cam_Commenter
Terrible that Subway knew and decided to hide it, even with people going to the FBI.
@@A_UA-cam_Commenterreally high its like a curse where if u become famous high chance it seems you start liking young individuals
Jared "I've lost so much weight there's room for a kid in my pants" Fogle
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I think maybe YOU should be paid five dollars for this comment 😂
Bruh 😭💀
@@jonosterman2878I agree lol
I miss fast food companies beefing through their commercials.
I love the jack in the box ones
Now they beef on social media, equally as awesome tbh
@@Akyuu2608jack was a savage especially the one where jack shows up to the guys house
@@northgreen21nah because you gotta sift thru social media garbage to see it
His cameo on Smiling Friends was the real jumpscare
Dude no bc I seriously thought they were gonna go there. Chris Chan was suppose to be in it too but uh yanno what happened lol
REAL
My eyes widened when I saw him lol
thought at first this was in reference to oompaville and I was scrambling to find oompa references in smiling friends lol
DANDERSON
The thing that creeps me out the most about Jared's last commercial, isn't just the emphasis put on children, but also the fact that it's animated in a way that's appealing to children
Yea, a company marketing to children is terrifying never heard of that being done before
@@austins.2495it’s not the company it’s the person making it, like Dan at Nick
Hindsight is mind blowing to young people. If they hear of anything they think is recent occurring before they were born their mind is blown 🤯
@@Alex-xi4bg time is linear, you can’t think a normal ad is weird because of info that came out later, it’s not that deep
Apparently it was to market him as a family man, that backfired terribly
I joke with my dad that Subway won't hire anyone named Jared. They just throw out the application.
He ruined it for any Jareds that would want to work at Subway, forever. The jokes from co-workers and customers would be never ending
My friend named Jared has tried 4 times to get a job at subway and he has done nothing wrong in his life.
@@Im_anidiot21 I mean, he applied to Subway while being named Jared so you're wrong about that last part.
@@Im_anidiot21He has a forbidden destiny. Keep an eye on him
@@Merble i spat out my drink holy- 😂
Legend says he was skinned alive and used as a costume for a small green man to prank his colleagues along with his boss
I get that refernce 😂
Blip
And apparently, the small green prankster man sounds eerily like Zach Hadel.
$100,000 to each victim accumulating to $1,400,000. That’s 14 victims….. how did he only get 15 years?!
Because he's rich and could afford the kind of slimy sociopathic attorney to get him that sentence. Gotta love a corrupt justice system!
@@c4tl4dy76 there's a lot wrong with the justice system, but allowing people to have a defense attorney is not one of them
@@c4tl4dy76I hate to be this guy but that is EXACTLY what his attorney should do. Without the ability to be defended by the best you can get our justice system is mob rule
@@Weldedhodag totally missed the point. I agree everyone deserves a defense attorney. But there is a reason rich people get ridiculously light sentences while poor people end up in jail for decades (sometimes for things they've been falsely accused of), and that is the Almighty Dollar. There's probably a lot of baked-in racism, too, but the bigger issue is money.
@@c4tl4dy76 I think the issue is your first comment didn't refer to that point, you almost entirely blamed him having a defense attorney as the issue
Now he’s eating foot longs in prison.
From a 7 foot tall man named Requis
Convict Beef on White bread
@@lemmyspeaksMutt's law
"Hey kids! Can you spell TUNA SUB backwards?"
Let's keep that joke going everybody
He’s also locked in the same prison as Daniel Larson too.
Oh snap really??
@@Solènelamigonnelicornewho is Caleb?
birds of a feather etc etc
@@Solènelamigonnelicorne Do you have dementia?
Saying “also” and “too” in the same sentence is kinda redundant but I get what you mean
Jared lost all that weight by "working out" at the local middle school
Chasing all the 10-12 year old girls around huh.😂
@@CrackerSmacker-zc5gc he walks into the gym class offering to help them with stretches
As someone named Jarred, Jared Fogle is the worst thing that happened to me. Once a week, I get, "Jarred? Like the subway guy?"
Dang bro we need a more infamous Jared asap
This is why serial killers always have three names.
People nowadays still know of the subway guy though?
I agree
Dw my first thought is the vine
What’s really horrible is when Rachelle went to the fbi the first time, they threatened to charge her with possession unless she acted as an informant for them and continued collecting evidence. Feel so bad watching interviews of her. This whole situation and what the fbi put her through ruined that woman’s life.
Nobody forced her to LARP as Chris Hansen. I mean I’m glad that she did, but if you’re going to play vigilante you should be prepared to go to jail.
@@davemccage7918not only is this comment top tier internet asinine, but also the FBI didn't even use what she gave them
Yes they used her evidence at trial, but the actual raid of Jared's mansion and his ultimate arrest was done by different FBI agents acting on a different complaint. The agents who dealt with Rachelle made her listen to his disgusting statements day after day for years and never did a dang thing about it
@@davemccage7918 "you need proof in order to convict this guy" "okay here's evidence i collected" "YOU CANT DO THAT SO NOW YOU NEED TO WORK FOR US AND GATHER MORE EVIDENCE OR WE'LL SEND *YOU* TO JAIL"
@@davemccage7918L
@@davemccage7918 The FBI went into Protect The Clintons mode when it heard an important person was kidnapping kids.
Once she explained he was Jared Fogle and not Bill Clinton they calmed down.
"I'm not a sugar salesman" says Oompa ! He's a CANDY salesman that's the difference !!!
He's a gun tuber. Haven't you heard?
@@andrewmaximo4485I heard he's a crazy gun obsessed gun nut!! 😂
Jay z/kanye song reference?
I like that everyone focused on the sandwiches and completely ignored the exercises everyday part 😂
Americans are lazy 😂
well your diet does more for weight loss than exercise
@@lalalahihihi not really no
@@kaylaHatactually theyre right. Both have a big impact, but diet helps more
@kokobopjammer2571 yeah but it's not to the extent you can neglect the exercise
Oompavilles ability to put out 45 minute videos/ documentaries so frequently is extremely impressive. Props to him and his team
content factory soon?
I’ve personally been extremely impressed as well I can’t believe it
Forreal shout out to the team 👏🔥
Money makes you do crazy sh
Get that work
The funniest boss fight in South Park the fractured but whole
you know, we don't only keep black guys in this prison. . .we do have one. . .white guy
That was cursed.
"Hey kids wanna see my footlong?"
I literally couldn’t stop thinking about that through this whole video 😂
It made me so uncomfy and also the Casa Bonita DLC with "Corey Haim" aka Michael Jackson...I was uncomfy with that one too 😂😂😂
Met him once. My husband and some others were in their AF uniforms and Jared insisted on boarding before them and let's just say ppl on board didn't take kindly to that. He tried to apologize but the other passengers booed him.
What's af uniforms
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..Air Force
Imagine thinking you’re above anyone else for being in the chair force lol, they don’t do anything
My farts are better than Oompaville’s farts 💨
@@ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852 just cuz they're not on the ground doesn't mean they don't do anything
CORRECTION Oomplaville!
His sentence ends in 2029!
He was sentenced to technically 14 years.
So a child born when he got arrested will be his ideal age when he gets out... I see a flaw in the court's plan...
That's the earliest release. If he were to serve the full sentence he would get out around July 2031.
@@zaxzumu4605there will always be children of that age range regardless of when his sentence ends.
@@DHM91 It's more that it's not a child multiple generations out in that age range when he gets out that concerns me. He'll be there just long enough that some people might forget who he is when he gets out, which might make it easier for him to get away with future incidents at least long enough for him to get a quick one off.
Does he really wanna get out?
Never once in my life did I ever expect to hear the phrase "legally bread."
I worked in a subway, in the early 90’s, and we had to proof and bake that… what is it? 😂😂😂
@@daynasafranek7807 cake according to Ireland most us bread is considered cake legally in European countries due to its high sugar content
That sounds like a default Reddit username
@@daynasafranek7807 its filled with so much sugar that in europe its considered cake, not bread
All cake is technically bread. 🤓 It's not like it's the difference between filtered bean water(soymilk) and milk.
A family friend of ours was higher up at Subway in the Jared days. He said a bunch of people tried to blow the whistle but the VPs didnt want to hear it.
Yeah even franchise owners made complaints that went swept under the rug
Not surprised. It would have interfered with their profits.
What ethnicity were the VP's who were covering it up?
@@timothygay9875 Whats the name of the Princess that lived with the 7 dwarfs called again?👀
@@jiadjinn i believe it was 👃🤧
Jared Fogle actually became a sovereign citizen and filed some of the weirdest and dumbest motions and papers I have ever had the misfortune of reading during his stint in federal court. Like, sincerely I cannot overstate how bizarre some of the arguments are in his pleadings/filings.
Please elaborate!
Well at one point he had a fellow prisoner file a motion to file an amicus brief... in a trial court?!
And he claimed that he was a sovereign that the District Court lacked subject-matter jurisdiction over (which is backwards because the court exercises jurisdiciton of a topic, ie subject matter and separately exercises personal jurisdiction on a specific person, which Jared never contested...)
This is literally an argument that that Congress did not intend this Court to be able to apply that law upon me in this venue. It's nonsense and it's never worked. Subject matter jurisdiction can properly be challenged, and must be present for any adjudication at all, but the Court doesn't lose subject-matter jurisdiction no matter who the person before the Court.
Worse, he tried to bring his jurisdictional claim via improper criminal procedure, as he argued clear error which is subject to some judicial discretion, and not that the proceedings and collateral holdings were void ab initio, so even if his argument made sense (it did not), it was still wrong for procedural reasons.
@@Cutest-Bunny998 not gonna lie, you had me at amicus.
You should look into Patrick Tomlinson and his lawsuit against the Milwaukee PD, absolutely insane ramblings and hilarity
Thats wild and pretty funny. He does seem like a very disturbed individual. I'm surprised you're allowed to talk about it. I guess it's public information though.
I have a friend that was working at Subeay around that time. No one was allowed to talk about it. They were facing write ups if anybody mentioned it.
I had a friend once say "We have 'No Smoking' signs around everywhere and people aren't smoking. Maybe we should have 'No Touching Kids' signs everywhere and see how that works.".
Yeah cause that would work smh 🤦♂️
@@vanessabarker4657it might we never tried this idea so we will never know
Is it just me or does it seem like a no touching kids sign would definitely make somebody scared that there is definitely somebody running around the area who is touching kids.
@@GaryNac It would work because it would make pedophiles paranoid that their neighbors are watching them.
I think Louis CK has a bit on that.
Jared ruined subway. If he didn’t do what he did we’d still have our beloved $5 footlongs
😭😭😭
they tried hypnotizing everybody with that 5 dollar jingle
_"five __-jared-__ dollar __-wasn't-__ foot __-associated-__ long __-with us-__ any"_
They do 6.99 footlong meatball marinara and 1 other sandwich. Saw the sign in the walmart subway the other day
It’s always been $7 foot longs where I live, even though we had the commercial for $5 😩
Right, was some BS @@_Kuma_
Imagine if he gets out of jail and they hand him back the big pants.
Apparently he got fat again in prison
Even his sentence was underage.
I met Jared at a Packers vs. Colts game in the 2000s. Still make fun of my dad for insisting we take a picture together 😂
isn't the real story that Jared stalked a girl who worked at Subway, so that's why he went there so often. The girl became so concerned that she transferred stores miles away, and Jared, not to be deterred from a tasty treat, walked miles every day to the further location to continue stalking her. The exercise from the walking and I guess sandwiches led to his weight loss.
Hold on, WHAT??
Yes!!! I thought I had made that up in my head!!!
what- HUH?!
Faxs.....nvr underestimate the power of 😺 and a losers fantasy that she will pick him
Why was a 12 year old working at Subway?
"My biggest vice is food."
John Cena: are you sure about that?
"Biggest legal one."
Richard Simmons. That dude lost weight and built a mighty empire of making fat women sweat on VHS tapes while he was saying inspirational things like "keep it up, sweat it out, and you're doing great all while wearing quite possibly the gayest outfits ever designed.
What does that have to do with Jared though?
@@Cacowninja He said he didn't know of anyone like this building an empire.
That commercial actually made me chuckle!
I pulled the ripped cord and nothing...so I thought to myself; "what would Jared do?"
*AAAHhhh!!! AAAAaaaahhhh!!!
It was a well-made commercial. I'd laugh if it were almost anybody else.
Can't believe how Subway used Jared's story so effectively in their marketing. Really shocking to see the difference in his physique though.
Jared ended his career the same way he started it, by getting into smaller pants
😮😂
You people are amazing at making these up, gave me a sensible chuckle.
😂
Jared Fogle be like "we need to combat childhood obesity because i don't like how the kids are looking these days" ☠️
Nobody's getting named Jared again until 2153
Same thing happened with Adolf…
How long before that name becomes socially acceptable again? 🤔
Well i am
Subway got Jared in the early 2000s while Quiznos got the nightmare fuel screaming potato puppets
Quiznos was 1000 times better
EAT QUIZNOS SUBS! BRING A COUPON! ANY COUPON WORKS!
I miss those little guys. They were spongmonkeys. Subway was nothing compared to the screeching of those commercials. Miss them.
lol I loved those Quiznos commercials
They got a pepper bar! 😂😂
Larsons not locked in there with Fogle, Fogles locked in there with Larson.
Who is larson
@@imwastedhere
Daniel Larson
15:23 the way he keeps talking so casually as he takes his gum out and carefully sticks it to his microphone 😂
imagine being in a face-to-face conversation with someone and they just stick their gum on you 😭
The man liked Subway and Children
Not necessarily in that order
@@sinjin8576 lol
@@sinjin8576 i think he was an equal opportunity offender on that one.
Mostly just the children
So did Michael Jackson, just without the subway
Even Jared's sentence was underage
But hey Fogles got footlongs for everyone
@@lukeGGlee*from😂
@@TheMandaloreFett definitely from
@@TheMandaloreFettwell prisoners don’t take kindly to offenders like him... so yeah he’s dead
Oompa: "I'm not a sugar salesman"
Also oompa: *owns a candy brand*
Also Oompa: My candy is candy it's no healthy for you.
Being a fast-food advocate, I bet his prison nickname is McLovin?!
LOL!
Sugar is bad, don't eat sugar... says the candy man!! 🤣🤣
I was thinking of sourboys
I mean he himself said in moderation so lol @@Mannydamon
Tbf he does say that it’s STILL candy, albeit “”healthier”” candy
@@KenithLemley i like u
@@Mannydamon ?
‘Im not a sugar salesman’ says the sugar salesman
To be fair he is the chief sales officer of sugar 😂😂😂 not some lowly sugar salesman
@@BAT1357 not wrong! level 99 sugar salesman
No no, not sugar. Candy.
Fun fact Oompa, Idaho passed a bill that gives pedophiles the death penalty. :D
So did Florida and Tennessee
Awesome
Time will tell if that does anything or not.
“And thy punishment… is DEATH” -A Idaho court judge
Female predators will still get a slap on the wrist. -_-
As a kid, I always thought Jared and Jerry Seinfeld were related 💀
I'm sure they are
They both like kids
Well theyre from the same tribe
Yeah they are both A holes
@@5dancingisraelis535 the goyim know SHUT IT DOWN.
i am eating a subway right now and it tastes like the way a comic book store smells
Comic book store. Sure you're not talking about some other kind of place?
Are you sure it doesn’t smell like a smash tournament
Mmm cardboard and plastic 🤤
"alright guys. todays client is jared fogle"
pim and charlie:
We can’t turn anyone away!
“This is the only time we turn someone away.”
@@blueberry5822so yeah! you guys are making Jared Fogle smile today! pretty cool, huh?
@@legoghostyoda Real
Jared went to my middle school when I was in 7th grade. I remember him giving us a speech about healthy eating. Back then, it was so cool seeing him. Strangely enough, one of my female classmates randomly disappeared off the face of the earth and never reappeared back in my town until long after we graduated. She has a kid now whose 13 years old.... I never knew why she disappeared at the time, but when it became a huge thing that Jared was doing this stuff with kids, it became a strange coincidence why that girl disappeared from our class forever without any mention of her leaving.
I know it’s not funny but when I read this the first time I really thought you were implying that Jared had murdered your classmate 😂
Are you insinuating or did she actually have a mini Jared?! 😳😳😳
😂
It’s not funny it’s just that seems like something,nervous laughter
And the Principal of the school? Abraham Lincoln.
bro i fell asleep and woke up to the DIE YOU WILL DIE YOU WILL DIE REPENT part
Reminds me of the line from "Scary Movie 3" where he says "and he woke up d3ad"
Jared is a monster
A predator even. Very similar to The White Bowser.
I've known 2 people throughout my life with the same lips and head shape who also have curly black hair and they both turned out to be p*dos. Never trust a man that has bulbous lips that look like they're always moist around your kids.
The only diet soda i actually like is fresca, i didnt even realize it was diet until i was like 20 because it isnt marketed as a diet soda, turns out it is zero calorie, zero sugar
I forgot about Fresca. If you like that try squirt zero sugar. Way better than
Black cherry fresca was fire
Oh really???? Crazy I love fresca but I HATE DIET SODA!!!!!
I love Fresca!
Yep! Fresca is a diet soda and I shed a single tear every single night for the discontinued Fresca flavors. RIP my love
his hard drive ..... ☠️
"Hard" drive 😬
His "external" hard drive
@@DanielThureskog 😬😬
Unless someone has unalived him in prison, he hasn't gotten what he deserved.
Got Subway for the first time since forever and this video drops. Oompaville is working with my gangstalkers.
My boyfriend walks in on 'Sandwich empire" and gets really excited and then I explain it and he goes "oh I thought it was cool." And the look of disappointment 😂😂😂
He's definitely getting a foot long now.
😂
Yea a.meat ball foot long
He ain't getting a side of fries, he's getting a side of guys
Apparently he was giving inmates stuff for “protection” and they just stood and watched while he got beaten 😂
Eww.
From Italian herbs and cheese to kids on their knees
With the South Park AIDS thing, there was also a "weight loss" supplement that was called Ayds back in the 70-80s that they could also have been lightly referring to as well
I like to believe Daniel Larson and Jared Fogle share a cell and Larson is driving him absolutely insane.
There was a Subway on base in Iraq, so I ate it a lot. But now it’s way too expensive and the sandwiches are tiny
Bro what do you mean tiny this is a outrage. They are humungus literally giants. I would say that 1/4 of a subway is average and normal. My doctor said so himself
12 inches is tiny....😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at this one. It tickled my funny bone😂 ty guy
@@drill4206 he sounds like my ex about 3 inches both are wrong
@@drill4206wtf are you yapping about rn lil bro,a 12 inch sandwich is filling me up for lunch and dinner,you gotta be a big back fr to say a 12 inch sandwich is tiny
What, a subway on base?...okay if that doesnt keep military morale up i dont know.
Also thank you for your service sir
"You two now have the privilege to help THE one, THE only! JARED FOGLE!!" -mr.boss
Don't worry folks big bubba is still giving Jared his daily footlongs in prison 😂
🎉🎉🎉
Filled with cheese
That's not happening in Englewood FCI
@@user-ug1dh1zy4v Yeah it's a low security prison, likely for the white collar criminal types.
@@ShepherdSean That's right
Richard Simmons lost a lot of weight on the 70s and became a weight loss icon.
And Richard is a *whole* lot more pleasant person than Jared by far.
@@mr_bassman6685Well...Richard Simmons never got caught doing what Jared did.
Yeah but he was a completely different (thankfully not evil) kind of crazy
Rip king
I was in jail with Jared a little less than a decade ago in Henderson County. He was at the end if the hall in the chomo cells. When he would come back to his cell everyone yell "chomo!" at him. 😊g
DAWG WHY WERE YOU THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE
@@Mohmar2010 I’ll assume it’s the same as Jared until I’m told otherwise.
@@spartangoku7610people like you are the reason no one believes in humanity anymore
@@spartangoku7610 Oh and some future advice, if you meet an ex-con in the real world and you don't know what they did, do not publicly accuse them of being a chomo. It increases your chances of getting shanked by 69,420%
@@Cancel-Flip duly noted. That’s why I did it anonymously on the net.
I wonder if he has been to 'the island'... you all know which island.
As someone who used to be 300 pounds and just hit 200, what has been pivital for my weightloss wasnt eating necessary super healthy but just moderating my calories with 500 calories of exercise every day. I still eat maccas occasionally, just smoked a nice fat brisket for dinnee yesterday and still enjoy the occasional sour boys. Basically watch your calories dont overeat you'll be fine.
Awesome I used to be 320lbs and now I'm 260lbs after a year of changing my diet and exercising
And you're right , I walk 1-2 times a day on my treadmill 30 minutes I only eat twice a day and a iced coffee with zero sugar creamer or a smoothie with Greek yogurt zero fat zero sugar
Usually Pepsi zero , I'm also a vegetarian but I still eat Reese's cups
It's really about calories intake I eat about 400-450 total calories per day
But exercise daily is the key
@@Chuck_ELcongrats to both yourself and the original poster! Way to go both of you!
@@Chuck_EL you only eat 400 to 450 calories a day? Is this just a temporary diet for you? That's pretty extreme, very low calorie. Have you talked to a doctor about this diet of yours?
Well done, guys 👏🏻 That's awesome
I can't believe im at an age now where some people don't remember all this.
I randomly brought up Britney Spears in conversation with my niece and she didn’t know who that was. I was flabbergasted and sad at the same time 😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: eating things with real sugar is better for you than artificial sweetners. If you take in artificial sweetners your more likely to eat more, or drink, because your body wants actual sugar, so you're more apt to end up overeating or drinking things that have both artificial and actual sugar. I don't eat lots of sweets, but when I do it's actual sugar bc of that and I'm allergic to artificial sweetners.
What about those little flavored sugar things? The ones you put in water? I was always curious because I drank like...5 of em a day
don't forget the cancer Hazzard
Fun Fact: You could also lose 300lb from eating nothing but McDonald’s for a year. There’s only 550 calories in a Big Mac and anyone would lose weight if that’s all they ate in a day.
As a big guy working on getting less big, soda is my one vice. Still won’t do diet drinks (nasty), so I just stop drinking soda. Trying out various things, so far my soda stream is a wonder.
No, you're just cheating, bad at calorie counting, and too proud to admit it.
I don't buy it. He lost weight by eating two sandwiches, all that bread, everyday. Nope. Not buying that for a second.
Now everyone knows how garbage Subway is. Jersey Mike’s with the juice is where I go. I mean if I’m hitting a chain sandwich shop.
i love Jersey Mike's but only go once in a while because it's so expensive. but worth it every time
mikes do slap tho ngl
Firehouse sshhmmmaaaccckkksss
I worked at an obies once. Best quality meats and bread I’ve ever seen in a sandwich shop, and we’d slice the meat soooo thin, it was the best. Idk if it was just that store, because I moved back home and we don’t have those here.
This is BS. The best one is Firehouse subs
The recent Jared Fogle gag on Smiling Friends sums him up perfectly… He is absolutely awful in most awful of all the awful ways….
I had to go look that up and now I don't feel well
As someone who’s lost 100lbs and is also in school to be a dietician, the most important thing for weight loss is CICO (calories in-calories out). No matter what you’re doing, it’s a balance of energy. Of course nutrients and everything are important for your health, but if your only goal is weight loss, you could eat nothing but twinkies and still lose weight as long as you’re not eating over your daily calorie limit. Since I’m disabled, I didn’t even exercise, just ate better and was careful of my caloric intake. It took longer for me because of that, but I still did lose the weight and have kept it off.
Yup you're 100% correct. Andddd you dont need sit ups or crunches to get a 6 pack.. Just lose the fat around your belly/visceral fat. Sit ups strengthen your core
Does your metabolism not accomodate to CICO?
Whenever I go to Subway, I always ask the employees what ever happened to Jared Fogle? They always look at me funny lol
No you don't
Most employees at Subway are teenagers and probably don't have a clue who Jared Fogle is
The best place was Quiznos with those dead rat commercials “THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!”
I never saw those commercials on TV, but when Nostalgia Critic reviewed that one for his commercials special, I f*cking died laughing at that. Those weird rat things were iconic!
I have no idea why, but I was CONVINCED this man had died after being st*bbed in jail. I got to the end of the video and was like "whaaaaaat"?
I heard something like that. I read that he got stabbed yet I know that doesn't occur in FCI level Fed, it does happen at the mediums and USP levels, though.
I knew he was from indiana, but didnt realize he graduated like 10 minutes down the road from where i live
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I’m a Hoosier and didn’t even know he was from my state, i feel so dumb 😭😂
Now I know who to blame for losing that McDonald's in my old Walmart as a kid
You should do a deepdive on Quiznos. That story is wild. Total greed and mismanagement.
He's right about Quiznos the subs were way better than subway , same as Jimmy John's
He took "Eat Fresh" too literally
As a former employee of Subway, the ingredients on the boxes didn't add up to what they SHOULD have been for that particular product. Also, their chicken meat... well... Just don't eat it.
Y, why can't I eat the chicken
What’s in the chicken 😨
Is the ham safe
@@isaactonatiuh9384 the chicken isn't really chicken... It's more Chicken Extract
@@isaactonatiuh9384 Personally I would avoid chicken at subway for food safety reasons. I don't trust Subway employees to make sure the meats are properly temperature controlled, and chicken especially spoils very quickly.
my dad literally went to college with jared. he says he only remembers him because he was bigger than everyone else in the college lol pretty sure they were in the same math class at IU.
What's Funny is that Jared has a Comic with Superman... JARED MET SUPERMAN
No way... Supes would never admit to that
Just like Seinfeld....
@@BeretBayPoor Clark is prolly gonna be crying when it's brought up cuz he believed in Jared at first
Misleading title. He was not fed feet first into a wood chipper.
31:48 fat people complaining about how healthy food is expensive kinda makes my head explode. You can spend $20 get some chicken and rice, and make 8 meals from that. or, you know, 2 meals from mcdonalds
THE B-ROLL OF THE NYC JEW TUNNEL GUY WHEN HE DESCRIBES JARODS JEWISH UPBRINGING 😮😅😂😂😮😂😅😂😢😂😮😂😅😂
Oy vey SHUT IT DOWN 👇
Real men go to Jimmy johns and embraces the diabetis
Agreed
I already have diabetes. I just keep adding on
@@TacticalJester Baaaased
Knowing how to sew, part of the cost of making clothes is labor. Making big pants is easier than smaller pants because big pants don't require extra attention to making sure it fits the body right to show off the shape. The big pants can be sewn with a straight line to connect the material together which is super easy to do on a sewing machine. It takes way more time to sew clothes to fit to the body so that the cost of time supercedes the cost of material. I'm not sure if your question was rhetorical, however I answer those as well.
I like that you answer rhetorical questions 😂💙 because I do that, too 😅
@@chelleweird 😁
His boss battle in South Park: Fractured but Whole is wild
I work at one of the only two Quiznos left in Virginia and we always get people complaining about how few Quiznos are left
I salute you sir. I miss Quiznos. I miss those weird creepy mice or whatever they used to use in their ads.
A few years back, I was convinced Quizno's was extinct, until I saw a billboard while driving about one in a town nearby. Stopped over just to eat there.
I absolutely loved quizznos and miss it terribly.
As an IU student, his subway was converted to a Cafe. If one is so inclined it can be a destination for first dates, and if it works out months down the line. Or even years, you can reveal to your significant other the grounds on which it all started.
"Jared Fogel, was once s baby" 😂 Then the Broll film of that Jewish man coming out of the sewers, i lost it 😂😂😂
Jared was basically Subway's Bread. It looked decent, but secretly, it wasn't and was actually really disgusting.
It's strange that paedophiles don't get more jail time considering that when a child is abused, it affects them for the rest of their life
A lot of the judges and DA'S are into that stuff