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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
  • The Green Card Game Show - Live Sketch Comedy
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 268

  • @lizzieyeomans6959
    @lizzieyeomans6959 5 років тому +2376

    "Yknow I'm actually Irish myself"
    "FALSE"

  • @katesampleseverything
    @katesampleseverything 4 роки тому +824

    Foil's American accent is spot on though...down to the confused stutters and over-exhuberance of game show hosts! 😂😂

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 2 роки тому +12

      Wow I didn't even notice he was putting on an American accent xD It just sounded like 'normal English' to me xD

    • @jeremyhull3177
      @jeremyhull3177 Рік тому

      Sounds like he’s from New York

    • @misssmalla5581
      @misssmalla5581 Рік тому

      I could maybe hear northern United States like Rhode Island or Connecticut, but not so much New York. It was a pretty normal accent…albeit, exaggerated host kind.

  • @dumblewhoree
    @dumblewhoree 4 роки тому +468

    "You need to speak louder"
    "I wasn't talking to you"
    "Vladimir I can't hear you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LisaYellow
    @LisaYellow 5 років тому +1331

    "We were just visiting the Cathedral" 😂😂😂😂

    • @18grape
      @18grape 4 роки тому +34

      Am I the only one who doesn't get this?

    • @LisaYellow
      @LisaYellow 4 роки тому +63

      They were referring to this:
      www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/sep/13/russian-television-channel-rt-says-it-is-to-air-interview-with-skripal-salisbury-attack-suspects

    • @kestrels-in-the-sky
      @kestrels-in-the-sky 4 роки тому +7

      Funny

    • @monamohammad3494
      @monamohammad3494 4 роки тому +11

      Literally rolling on the floor laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @thomasfowell8181
      @thomasfowell8181 3 роки тому +15

      Lovely reference to Salisbury there

  • @ebitoro4590
    @ebitoro4590 4 роки тому +361

    "Thanks Seamus, yeah we got it, fair play to ya"
    This skit is my absolute favourite 😂😂😂

    • @Anonymous-km5pj
      @Anonymous-km5pj 2 роки тому +1

      i like when they sing irish songs "slow slow hands, im leaving here w 1/2 a harvest" rotfl. We all have our faves, this trio is universal, if there was a universe..... which i guess means one language really....

  • @eoghan.5003
    @eoghan.5003 5 років тому +628

    1:58 This is "O'CoailainMacNahunach" and then he goes into actual Irish, it translates as "and that, if you please".

    • @frostyblade8842
      @frostyblade8842 5 років тому +84

      Only we Irish get this you're doing the world a service

    • @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh
      @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh 5 років тому +40

      I heard that, did a double take, burst out laughing, rewound to hear it again, and then immediately scrolled through the comments to see if anyone else had heard it.

    • @sharonjohn7487
      @sharonjohn7487 4 роки тому +10

      I had the captions on so I could read what it said

    • @person2776
      @person2776 4 роки тому +2

      Nopw

  • @abigailirving9051
    @abigailirving9051 5 років тому +594

    am already so psyched for arms' russian character, only 45 seconds in and i'm so keen

  • @patrickhector
    @patrickhector 3 роки тому +122

    1:24 As someone named Patrick, I feel this- paddywagon, cowpat, patasaurus, helipad, etc, etc, so on and so forth

  • @Crossark1
    @Crossark1 5 років тому +699

    “Maybe you’re involved in the military?”
    “.......................”
    Boy was that a loud silence.

  • @ciaranmcconnon8751
    @ciaranmcconnon8751 4 роки тому +162

    When he presses the buzzer and said “oops I did it again” and he said “Britney Spears “ I died

  • @christinetheravenclaw27
    @christinetheravenclaw27 5 років тому +312

    4:23 when someone asks you if you ate the last piece of cake

  • @elliee5541
    @elliee5541 5 років тому +252

    “We were just visiting the cathedral” I YELLED

  • @ItsTheBoombox
    @ItsTheBoombox Рік тому +8

    I love how Patrick walks in holding his earpiece, I've seen this a bunch of times and only just noticed that. Really love the atrention to detail.

  • @ren576
    @ren576 4 роки тому +560

    “Captain birds eye”
    “Maybe you had something to do with the military”
    “..........................”
    “I like fish fingers”

    • @tomskih203
      @tomskih203 4 роки тому +3

      Just absolutely brilliance

    • @selenophile410
      @selenophile410 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't get it ? Not even european

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 3 роки тому +1

      IRA

    • @mickys8065
      @mickys8065 2 роки тому +3

      @@selenophile410 captain birds eye is a fish finger brand

  • @firecloud77
    @firecloud77 5 років тому +576

    Pretty good American accent.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  5 років тому +295

      Foil has been practicing generic American for years

    • @eoinc2246
      @eoinc2246 5 років тому +54

      You got the American pronunciation of "Ireland" perfect

    • @acchaladka
      @acchaladka 5 років тому +28

      That Russian accent is fairly sharp too.

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 4 роки тому +5

      @@foilarmsandhog Yeah he's really good at it!

    • @harkmi3
      @harkmi3 4 роки тому +8

      He actually sounds Canadian.

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ 4 роки тому +37

    I love how meta these live performances are. It's hilarious.

  • @Ix3Wales
    @Ix3Wales 4 роки тому +27

    "NO WE WERE JUST VISITING THE CATHEDRAL" I died 🤣

  • @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh
    @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh 5 років тому +55

    "And in Ireland I'm Seumas Ó Chaoilein Mac Macothúnach Corcasach aobhainn agus an sin mar 's e do thoil e". *ROFL*

  • @saif080
    @saif080 5 років тому +83

    Vladimir I can't hear you 😂

  • @joke3020
    @joke3020 5 років тому +199

    *I LiKe FisH FiNgErS*
    Uhm okay, well don't we all

  • @Awesomosarus
    @Awesomosarus 5 років тому +200

    "You know, I'm actually Irish myself."
    "False."
    I've been waiting with bated breath for the weekly video, haha!
    I saw you lads a couple of days ago at the Edinburgh Fringe and I already want to see you again! 😁

    • @ralphlyda4545
      @ralphlyda4545 4 роки тому

      'bated breath. Short for abated breath.

    • @Awesomosarus
      @Awesomosarus 4 роки тому +1

      @@ralphlyda4545 - cheers 🥂.

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector 3 роки тому +1

      @@ralphlyda4545 Is it short for? I think "bated" is it's own word, with "abated" being a contraction of "a-bated", as in "a-waiting"

  • @jaggazez
    @jaggazez 4 роки тому +5

    Absolutely fucking destroyed me with the subtle Salisbury Cathedral gag haha brilliant

  • @colorfulchameleon9891
    @colorfulchameleon9891 3 роки тому +61

    I love these guys because they even stereotype themselves

  • @___Chris___
    @___Chris___ 3 роки тому +27

    *How thoughtful to show a USA map for the background decoration !!*
    Just thing that's weird: this one has only 6 states and 2 Floridas.

  • @BigBossIncarnate
    @BigBossIncarnate 5 років тому +144

    Foil: when is Independence Day. ?
    Hog: This Thursday at 9 o Clock on rte2.
    Foil: What bird is the National Symbol of America?
    Hog: Pamela Anderson
    Foil: false the answer was the bald headed eagle.
    Hog: Sorry Britney Spears
    OMG I love how these puns work out so well guys haha Great work. I'm rolling on the ground laughing

    • @lindalumae
      @lindalumae 2 роки тому

      And it’s not the “bald-headed” eagle. Just bald eagle. Bald was an old term for white and that’s how it got its name. It’s not really bald.

  • @elliec6885
    @elliec6885 4 роки тому +21

    *incomprehensible Irish muttering *

    • @CornishClan
      @CornishClan 3 роки тому +1

      That was my favourite bit!! I cried with laughter

  • @frostyblade8842
    @frostyblade8842 5 років тому +42

    1:18 as a Patrick myself I can confirm these are accurate names

  • @BerkeleyMatthew
    @BerkeleyMatthew 3 роки тому +7

    Watching this again a year later, in tears laughing. This has got to be one of your best ones.

  • @ingridsommer2232
    @ingridsommer2232 3 роки тому +7

    Thank you for having subtitles!!!

  • @cliffritch7304
    @cliffritch7304 2 роки тому +14

    The twist is that the Irish were just flexing hard on the Russians. They were causing interference to cause the Russian to ask Vladimir to talk louder

  • @ChestersonJack
    @ChestersonJack 3 роки тому +14

    Damn Foil, that American accent is spot on! As for region... Gosh, it’s tough to tell. TV accents are sort of standardized, more taught than developed organically. Probably closest to some Californian dialect, it’s very Hollywood. Definitely not valley or oakie though... Gosh I need to get my head in the game here.

  • @davidagnew193
    @davidagnew193 5 років тому +23

    Getting accused of something you know you did be like. 4:23

  • @jjaayy3063
    @jjaayy3063 4 роки тому +5

    Arms walking on all wound up had me in stitches 😂 his poor shoulders and foils American accent is on point

  • @prelitsoda
    @prelitsoda 5 років тому +12

    Had the pleasure to watch this live! Brilliant stuff!

  • @tomskih203
    @tomskih203 4 роки тому +12

    Love these guys. They're amazingly funny. Their videos are great company during the lockdown.

  • @Nikoo033
    @Nikoo033 5 років тому +35

    “Pats the way”. 😂

  • @wumbr6467
    @wumbr6467 4 роки тому +37

    Sorry for being picky but 'Mikhailvichov' would be pronounced 'Mi-hi-al-ovichov'
    Not 'Mik-hail-ovichov' (and anyway you would only see the ending 'ovich' in a middle name to represent that you are the son of so if your dad was called 'Mikhail' then your middle name would be 'Mikhailovich') and again sorry for being picky, it was great performance (and my qualifications with this are me being from Russia e)

    • @wumbr6467
      @wumbr6467 3 роки тому +4

      @@mangoeshello i mean the russian character, he messes it up too

    • @goodgame3374
      @goodgame3374 2 роки тому

      I found your comment interesting. I've always been confused by those naming conventions.

  • @AK-jt7kh
    @AK-jt7kh 4 роки тому +22

    So glad the Russian character is back! He cracks me up!

  • @Alex_Whatareyoudoing
    @Alex_Whatareyoudoing 5 років тому +35

    I can just imagine the amount of memes I’m gonna make from this! I’m so sorry hog and arms but you will be the center of most of my memes for a while 😂😂

  • @jmaster1324
    @jmaster1324 5 років тому +18

    I expected a joke about illegally crossing the line lol

  • @br0k3nman
    @br0k3nman 4 роки тому +6

    He has “American Kid’s Gameshow host” accent nailed. Greetings from the golden state! Between you guys, Dylan Moran, and the rubberbandits, I’m going to assume I’ve seen everything Irish. 😽🇺🇸🇮🇪😂😉

  • @mar1983horrors
    @mar1983horrors Рік тому +3

    I love how at the end the tables got turned thanks to the luck of the Irish
    Wait nvm I commented before the last 2 seconds lol

  • @samsonlovesyou
    @samsonlovesyou 5 років тому +66

    Ve vere just visiting de cathedral.

  • @cait812
    @cait812 5 років тому +6

    Damn the Salibury joke. Nailed it.

  • @rdcyoutubediary
    @rdcyoutubediary 2 роки тому +4

    I can't stop watching their sketches!!

  • @wildfireintexas
    @wildfireintexas 5 років тому +6

    Love these guys. Wish I could see their show.

  • @cillianlawlor3160
    @cillianlawlor3160 5 років тому +26

    First day of secondary school today This is EXACTLY what I need. Can't wait to see ye in September!

    • @daithi154
      @daithi154 5 років тому

      Lmao lil first year

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 5 років тому

      @@daithi154 first years started last Monday.

    • @daithi154
      @daithi154 5 років тому

      @Harriet Antrobus ima first year😂

    • @lorrainecc99
      @lorrainecc99 5 років тому +1

      @Harriet Antrobus Pretty sure 11 year olds are still in primary school tbh

    • @cillianlawlor3160
      @cillianlawlor3160 5 років тому

      @Harriet Antrobus I'm 13.

  • @once4ever97
    @once4ever97 2 роки тому +2

    I AM SO GLAD I ENCOUNTERED THESE GUYS ON FACEBOOK

  • @creeperkiller78
    @creeperkiller78 Рік тому +1

    Host: Petrov, what vegetable was imported from Peru and caused a massive famine in Ireland
    Petrov: is potato

  • @biancarey4855
    @biancarey4855 5 років тому +7

    A bit of Matt's Warehouse 🤣

  • @Agasthyar
    @Agasthyar Рік тому +1

    These guys are legends

  • @Unbeniamhable
    @Unbeniamhable 5 років тому +6

    “I like fish fingers”

  • @grassporridge
    @grassporridge 4 роки тому +3

    FOIL SOUNDS LIKE JACK WILDER FROM NOW YOU SEE ME LMAOOOO

  • @jessicadavies7230
    @jessicadavies7230 2 роки тому +2

    Hog sounded at the beginning like pop eye 😂

  • @kittttcattt
    @kittttcattt 3 роки тому +4

    Pamela Anderson is a Canadian from Vancouver I believe other than that you're all super hilarious!

  • @eleanorryanryan2442
    @eleanorryanryan2442 5 років тому +5

    Another great one lads, thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂🇮🇪😁

  • @Auriga499
    @Auriga499 5 років тому +4

    You guys never disappoint

  • @peppertherealmvp2542
    @peppertherealmvp2542 5 років тому +3

    Aaaaa lads I can’t wait to see you guys this weekend at Electric Picnic!!! ❤️ I’ve waited actual YEARS to go to one of your gigs

  • @mo-po
    @mo-po 2 роки тому +2

    Came across this one three years later. You guys really nailed the Russian attitude.

  • @Nemoknowsnothing
    @Nemoknowsnothing 5 років тому +3

    That's how I feel when I talk to irish people in the pub

  • @Jill_of_trades
    @Jill_of_trades 4 роки тому +2

    3:34: I think the Irishman was broken

  • @emordnilap4747
    @emordnilap4747 Рік тому +1

    Lol, that was brilliant. Especially how Patty got the national bird wrong in 3 ways. 1, obviously they were looking for the animal, 2, Americans don't call women birds, and 3, Pamela Anderson is Canadian!

  • @diamondsam
    @diamondsam 4 роки тому +1

    The cathedral thing cracked me up lol

  • @elisabethgreen1268
    @elisabethgreen1268 5 років тому +1

    Omg so excited to see these guys live in Philly!!!!!!

  • @ilariaz.143
    @ilariaz.143 2 роки тому +5

    Watching this on April 2022, that Petrov is scaryingly realistic, I get mixed feelings. Nevertheless the whole sketch is great!

  • @WhatsernameAI
    @WhatsernameAI 5 років тому +4

    wait, is he Matt Warehouse's brother?! 1:29
    😂

  • @uselessalgae9381
    @uselessalgae9381 5 років тому +3

    Great work as always!

  • @casswalkr5557
    @casswalkr5557 2 роки тому +1

    I love this skit!

  • @TheMorganaic
    @TheMorganaic 5 років тому +7

    We went to see cathedral... that’s absolutely brilliant 😂

  • @mikiberge6427
    @mikiberge6427 5 років тому +3

    Great, as ever!

  • @gracevalente9477
    @gracevalente9477 5 років тому +23

    "We where just visiting the cathedral"
    Perfect! Love this sketch so much 🤣
    Hope you've recovered from the fringe! Did you win any awards?

  • @Marte0107
    @Marte0107 5 років тому +2

    We were just visiting the cathedral 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Prettyblueshy
    @Prettyblueshy 5 років тому +2

    Lol! Hilarious! You guys are awesome!

  • @goawayimsleeping509
    @goawayimsleeping509 2 роки тому

    "Pat's the way uh huh uh huh" i am dead

  • @Vsure420
    @Vsure420 5 років тому +15

    Hilarious! I told my 12 year old about the Russian he s said.
    "So does the whole world make fun of us?"
    Me: Of course everyome pokrs fun at other countries. But more so latelly.....have you seen who our president is?!"

    • @Gongasoso
      @Gongasoso 5 років тому +8

      It's so sad that, given the state of things nowadays, I don't automatically know where you're from

    • @Vsure420
      @Vsure420 5 років тому +1

      @@Gongasoso Murica

  • @alexb-vh4nq
    @alexb-vh4nq 5 років тому +2

    Jeez you guys are amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adamchovanec5010
    @adamchovanec5010 5 років тому +7

    The russian bit was the greatest :D

  • @afcreative22
    @afcreative22 4 роки тому +3

    I had to take a break at the national bird of the United States because I was laughing too hard

  • @NakulGanapathy
    @NakulGanapathy 3 роки тому +1

    Lol even his American accent is Irish 😂

  • @kellyelizabeth1571
    @kellyelizabeth1571 5 років тому +5

    I love your videos❤️❤️ they are hilarious😂😂

  • @duelmaster6087
    @duelmaster6087 4 роки тому +3

    Of course the Irish man got super lucky

  • @srijanumesh5355
    @srijanumesh5355 3 роки тому +2

    5:04 look at Hog

  • @abdeldjalilselama2490
    @abdeldjalilselama2490 5 років тому +2

    you guys make the best twist

  • @LisaYellow
    @LisaYellow 5 років тому +2

    For the first time Im awake when your video came out, yay! Im never this early :D

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  5 років тому +1

      Well done Lisa

    • @LisaYellow
      @LisaYellow 5 років тому

      @@foilarmsandhog thank you! Now, where is my coffee😴😴

  • @wanketta
    @wanketta 5 років тому +2

    Perfect! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @Risaroo77
    @Risaroo77 5 років тому +30

    This is actually how we do immigration 😂😂😂

  • @aaronfidelis3188
    @aaronfidelis3188 3 роки тому +1

    Yes, in Russia I am Petrov Machailochov.
    And in England I am Richard Swinton (Me: He has a pseudonym???)
    and in Ireland I am Seamus O'CaoilainMacNahunachagusansinmásédothoilé.
    Me: Dies of laughter.

  • @Junkmnr_
    @Junkmnr_ 3 роки тому

    1:58 "Agus ansin mas e do thoil e" haha!

  • @judymanning2538
    @judymanning2538 2 роки тому +2

    Well done ❤

  • @philipdemaeyer1665
    @philipdemaeyer1665 2 роки тому +3

    Luck of the Irish ☘️

  • @jedikaren8112
    @jedikaren8112 2 роки тому +1

    This aged very well!

  • @Thechickenmafia
    @Thechickenmafia 5 років тому +3

    that lady at the end had a very shiny face.

  • @amberashman9455
    @amberashman9455 3 роки тому +1

    (Foil) In 2017 who was the highest selling musical artist in the US.
    (Petrah) *touches ear* Arianna Grande.

  • @calvinduffy
    @calvinduffy 5 років тому +1

    Man that was intense.

  • @basicassumption9002
    @basicassumption9002 5 років тому +29

    When I saw this live the russian won

  • @esrat2508
    @esrat2508 3 роки тому +3

    am I the only one who thinks russian arms is always so cute?

  • @kapimanen819
    @kapimanen819 Рік тому

    Genius

  • @prejalraval
    @prejalraval 4 роки тому +1

    Lol! Epic! Xx

  • @Alex_Whatareyoudoing
    @Alex_Whatareyoudoing 5 років тому +6

    Can I just say all of your hair looks fine af in this video, do you all get haircuts at the same time ???😂

  • @andreagriffiths3512
    @andreagriffiths3512 5 років тому +1

    Love It!