[smug, nasal entitled person voice] You're fired! OP reaches into pocket Pulls out a card Boss's eyes go wide Ceiling lights flicker Cold wind sweeps in through window Baby cries in distance Boss starts sweating Temperature drops 10 degrees Thunder cracks in distance Boss begins visibly shaking Dead birds begin falling from the sky Worms begin crawling out of the vents OP reveals card It's the Uno Reverse card "No U"
@@theoneandonlyflameeye Plus you just listed 8 cards last I checked (it's been a while since I played) without the effect of magic cards that permit otherwise you can only have up to 7 cards in your hand after your end phase.
**coughs** "your honor, I'd like to let you know that I WILL ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATE MS. B" "Objection! HE IS BEING MEAN-" "ORDER. ORDER. I have decided who I shall pick as guilty."
Ren Uuzra but he only had a trap card so he takes no damage and that activates the traps card's special ability. _When this reverse card is destroyed the player on the opposite side can't attack for three turns and doubles the life points of the player who's trap card was destroyed- extra ability: if the special ability is activated then the person's who's card was destroyed has the last five cards from the GY come back and he can also draw Five Cards_ So after all this OP then draws five cards: The Dark Magician. Blue Eyes White Dragon. Red Eyes Black Dragon. Monster Combined I think it's what it's called. And Mushroom Man. "Well, well, well, this was a lucky hand and you can't move for three turns so I think I have an idea" OP then uses his turn to summon Both the Dragons and The Dark Magician. First turn over: " With these three cards I'll be able to use my second round to use Monster Combined to fuse the Blue Eyes and the Red Eyes to create the ultimate Two Headed Blue Eyes Blackened Dragon with an attack power of 8500. "And now I'll use my third safe round to also add The Dark Magician into the Dragon to increase its attack power to 10,000 and attack you" The Blue Eyes Blackened Dragon then flies into the air creating a gigantic ball of energy and launches the attack. "You're going to be Sweating Bullets after this Mega Death"
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki "special ability"? Damn, do you even Yu-gi-oh bro? Magic Cilnder had the one effect I said. And it's Polymerization not monster combined. Wait I am nerding out lmfao.
Ren Uuzra I did type that I thought that's what it was called which always means that I forgot but you obviously still understood, everyone knows that card even people who don't play and don't know the name and have never watched the anime. It's cool though I just wanted to test out if I could create the most ridiculous battle ever I just saw the chance and took it. Lol you think you nerd out, just look at me when I type about Dimensions and layers of Infinity and Marvel Comics, I explain all the details for different designs of the Omniverse and beyond, I love the fun I can have with creating and maintaining a perfect image and design of my Omniverse and Voidum.
15:39 "I'm suuuuuure my son didn't MEAN to follow one of your customers into the woods, jump in front of his car and repeatedly beat it over with a baseball bat"
Sadly, I had something like this happen when I was in middle school in Massachusetts. (Only reason I don't put this on reddit is that I lack the post rep, since I barely use reddit) I was bullied allot for being 'different' (Autistic, but I did not get tested until I was 25). Anyways, halfway through the school year, in Science class, the teacher had to bring a kid to the nurses for futzing with the bunson burners (they were bolted to the lab tables, and thus could not be removed) One of the kids, known for bullying me, (B) and his 3 toadies (T's) got a baseball out of B's bag and B whipped it at my head as hard as he could (Roughly 78MPH was his throwing speed, when last clocked at a school fair). I manage to dodge..kind of; the ball nails the top of my shoulder instead of my head. The ball ricochets upwards, hits a flourecent light on the edge of the casing, which was slanted, breaking the light, and then ricochets again and smashes a window. Teacher comes back; a light is broken, a window is smashed, and B and the 3 T's start telling him it was my fault. I'm clearly in pain, I have a purple mark appearing on my neck from a spreading bruise..but the teachers in this town were lazy and more than a little stupid, so he accepts this since B spoke before me. I get sent to the vice principal's (VP), with purple on my neck and shoulder, tears in my eyes, unable to speak from pain. (For the record, the VP had this lazy way of dealing with fights: It was both students faults. Even if student A punched student B in the face for no reason; 'It takes 2 to fight'. This rule changed to 'It was the victims fault' if the instigator was a jock. Since winning sports made the VP look good) Now, the VP was known to not like me; I did not make the school, and therefor HIM, look good with good grades or sports or anything. So he makes me sit for 45 minutes before he even calls my mother. Of course, he tells her I smashed a light and a window. She comes in, only mildly irritated at me, as I had promised to keep my head down for the rest of the year, though she was aware it was never my fault and I had never, EVER broken property before in my life. She does not even say 'we talked about this' before seeing the giant bruise on my neck and getting the story from me. ..You know the saying 'If looks could kill?' Well, mom starts storming towards VP's office door when the secretary stops her and says he's on a phone meeting with the Superintendent. Mom slams open the door so hard, it puts a large dent in the old heater running the length of the wall on the same side the door opens inward. I don't remember the words, but I could see my mother yank the VP's chair away and fling it across the room when he stands up, and backs this man into a corner while the Superintendent is asking what's going on over speakerphone. (For reference, my mother is 4'11" and skinny, the VP was a fat 6'3" man) After about five minutes of verbally beating the snot out of the VP, she turns to the speakerphone and, more calmly (but man could you hear the under-current of mama bear looking for a reason to get out), lets the Super know just what happened, and says she'll be taking photos of the bruise, AND taking the VP up on charges for not sending me to the nurse's office or calling emergency services since the bruise is my entire shoulder, and partway up my neck. She got the B's and 3 T's contact info and told their parents that, if their kids even looked at me oddly for the rest of the year, she'd take each and every one of them to court. B was expelled a month later for sneaking into the girls lockers with a disposable camera. And the 3 T's stopped being such horrible human beings when not under the influence of B. As for the VP? He kept working, but I was effectively invisible for the rest of my middle school career. Better than having to talk to him once a week when someone hit me.
@san amazing way "nobody kinda asked" makes no sense whatsoever. Either we asked or we didn't. There's no "kinda", so please try again if you're going to be sassy.
Boss: *hahaha* your deck is pathetic and weak just like you. Now make your final move so I win this duel *muhaha* Employee: *looks nervous* cmon, I just need to believe in the power of friendship and the heart of the cards... *employee draws a card* *employee smirks* Employee: YES! and with this! I shall win this duel and reclaim my honor! *employee flips card to show boss* *Boss goes pale in the face* Boss: NNOOO! Bu.. BUT THATS IMPOSSIBLE! Employee: OH YES! You may have power and money Boss, but you use it to bully and greed your way to the top, but I have something that you will never have... and that’s my friends! *in the back, friends cheering* Employee: NOW! I WILL SHOW YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS! GO! REVERSE CARD AND DESTROY HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTY! Boss: NOOOOOOOO! *whites out* Employee: That’ll teach you...
@@TwilightWolf032 Eh, I've played by a few sets of rules, but the one consistent thing between *all* of them is that if a Spell Card is applicable to the situation, it can be activated, no exceptions
@@vert3432 Well, I was just joking there. But seriously, if you're playing by tournament rules (or by videogame rules, which are official), then you can activate MST to destroy any spell/trap card on the field, but you're just wasting it if you activate to dispel a card that has just activated its effect. The effect still goes through regardless. I'll tell you this: the most fun way to play YuGiOh is to completely ignore the official rules and go by anime rules. No banned cards, all God cards, repetition up to three of a kind without limits, and just screw the tournament rules!
@@TwilightWolf032 Thats how I played most of the time and with our rules there were some special placement rules (such as playing multiple monsters per turn) that made things pretty fun, also, all cards were open to fair interpretation, so I ended up with a never ending MST and an invulnerable monster setup and a practical god (The Atmosphere, with all my opponents high end kit as its shields / attack points) lol, I was never beaten, on tournament or normal rules (I mostly used a Nekroz based setup with a Shark Fortress / DD Esper Star Sparrow shield)
@@MuttFitness Lots of those stories do and I suspect that while the overall story of most is probably true, some of the story tellers want to put themselves in the best light and leave out stuff or make themselves seem better than they are. Or the other person worse than they are because of personal dislike. Some people overdo that in such a way that the whole story sounds less believable.
Dude as a person with a knowlage of model rc cars, and models I would have had a go pro on the car to begin with. (I think it would be an amazing video.(ps keep up the good work r/slash!) Also did the kid get his car replaced?
What if Yugi was Getting reviewed and said " I activate my spell "REMOVE TRAP," Now I activate this which allows me to bring the top card of your graveyard to my hand and now I activate "PERFORMANCE REVIEW" Funniest Yu-gi-oh episode I made up 😂
Boss: I'm sorry to inform you that you are fired Me: Really? *Pulls out "Reverse no-u" card* *Boss pulls out his reverse, +4 card* Me: F*CK Be prepared bosses and guys
I don't know. Maybe it's just me, but the 1st story suspiciously sounds like something you'd find on r/thathappened. Some of the parts sound so corny and as if the OP is stroking his ego on how great he can be to get someone fired...
That is practically 99% of these stories - almost entirely forgeries made to make someone else look bad, or perhaps retellings of events that happened years ago where they just fill in the blanks with complete bullshit. They paint some people as literal braindead mongoloids who have absolutely no common sense - yet they're generally working adults. What a sham.
First OP: I'm really good at sales and always get us money VP: Mhm FO: And I just proved that I'm accountable VP: Yes FO: And you just said that's the best performance review you've had VP: Correct FO: So can I be sales manager? VP: Well, yes, but actually no.
Time flies when you're having fun. Honestly I can't believe this video was over 18 minutes it seemed to fly by. But your story telling method really keeps me involved and paints a picture in my head every time.
*REVENGE* /noun/ - the action of hurting or harming someone in return for an injury or wrong suffered at their hands. So yeah, even if it is extortion, it's still revenge. And what, would you like to pull her to court for extortion for threatening to sue them? I would like to see how that goes. "your honor, OP deserves prison for threatening the company to ask yourself what you think about the recordings."
@@generalkenobistopmotions9817 Where the flip does survival of the fittest fit in here? Or are you this one type of social darwinist who thinks EVERY situation in life is about survival?
As soon as OP mentioned the ‘no sexual relations’ policy, I KNEW Mrs B was about to get her arse handed to her. 🤣🤣
5 років тому+2
This is all totally true! I quit my job because I had to do something and couldn't get my own way by any other means. Then everyone stood up and started clapping and cheering!
[smug, nasal entitled person voice]
You're fired!
OP reaches into pocket
Pulls out a card
Boss's eyes go wide
Ceiling lights flicker
Cold wind sweeps in through window
Baby cries in distance
Boss starts sweating
Temperature drops 10 degrees
Thunder cracks in distance
Boss begins visibly shaking
Dead birds begin falling from the sky
Worms begin crawling out of the vents
OP reveals card
It's the Uno Reverse card
"No U"
rSlash that’s how UNO works
"NO *U* "
P D' shash
That's how life works.
The ultimate horror story.
I wish I could play reverse Uno on UA-cam and demonetize THEM
Agreed
You are the best
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRO THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I READ ALL DAY
r/comedyheaven
Hahahahah
More like a reverse card and a plus 4
@Katanaboi Games and that is done by reverse card
@@balazsdusek wait, wouldnt a reverse card just make it onU?
@@Creeper_123 that makes sense too. I put your own curse swear or whatever back on u
And yeah technically that would be reverse but no U is more fun
@@Creeper_123 that would be mirror card probably
the plus 4 then goes around the rest of the table until its a +20 and lands on the boss
EC: "I don't need ID. I'm 25."
Me: "Well, hello 25. Nice to meet you. Do you have a valid ID to confirm who you are?"
Warriorsorb
Omg if OP actually said that.
@@SimplyAnExistence It would've been hilarious and awesome. lol
Could you imagine?
Warriorsorb *slams hand on table*
~wheeze
PO PO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mrs. B thinks OP is lying
OP: I'm about to end this woman's whole career
EDIT: wow, this is my first comment with 1K likes thank y'all so much!
Literally 🤣🤣🤣
I don't think she even actually thought he was lying. She was probably just trying to throw him under the bus for her own poor performance.
@@Booplesn00tgaming That's a reasonable response.
Language, @@bleysdonkin698!
@@Kid_Cat64 Fuck you
Joe: Is today going to be the day?
Writer: Today's going to be the day.
Me: *OH MY GOOOOOOO-*
wait it's not r/entitledparents
@@appleoof4192 i was thinking the same thing
@@appleoof4192
A Oof apple a day
Keeps the roblox noobs away
They are gonna play the 3 Egyptian Gods and Exodia.
@@theoneandonlyflameeye Plus you just listed 8 cards last I checked (it's been a while since I played) without the effect of magic cards that permit otherwise you can only have up to 7 cards in your hand after your end phase.
Employee - *Wins uno game*
Boss - You've won! You're fired!
Employee - *Uses the " reverse-no u " card*
ETTEM wait, if they won how do they have any cards left to use a reverse card?
@@nickl4699 he had one under the table. That's how mafia works.
Nick Limas lol was thinking the same
U no no U
Nick Limas has one stuck up his sleeve. And waited for the lights to go out.
Boss: you’re fired
Me: *pulls out uno reverse card*
Friend: this is exactly why you got fired
ToT omg r/sadcringe.
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer *uses uno reverse card* no u
@@isabellamaloles3354 you're fired dude. Stop doin' it or you'll be home less soon.😂
@@TheBluePhoenix008 lmfao please don't tell me you think that she's actually fired...
just kidding i know its a joke
@@Appri r/WoOoSh
He was sprayed by the paint when he damaged the car. I guess you could say they caught him..... red handed.
*dodges tomatoes*
*throws more tomatoes*
*starts eating raw tomatoes*
Makes spaghetti sauce using thrown tomatoes
I better KETCHUP with the tomato thing..
*dodges tomatoes as well*
Yea no I’m just gonna leave
Rslash: *Won Uno*
UA-cam: DEMONETIZE
Rslash: *Pulls an uno reverse card Demonetize them*
Savage.
UA-cam: *surprised Pikachu face*
Gaming Champ
That’s how Mafia works
Me: **cries** thiss was a good joke until people started getting into a war :C Just enjoy the comment plez
@@gachakiwi519 Yeah i was bit kinda not expecting a war This was more joke comment
the dude was probably like
FINALLY I CARRIED THAT UNO CARD FOR 10YEARS
“We Don’t use UNO card”
Oh sorry, that Uno card is expired. Would you like a new one?
StarMarinrTUR
No the dude was like "I'm about to end this woman's whole career."
@@Cinko420 no he was like...." Wait why do I have this? Coming to the realization he thought it was a coupon for marlins
@@kikicauseschaos Thanks for the grammar. - Average Grammar Nazi
Just found this channel, appreciate the actual reading rather than a text to voice
Keep on the grind :)
I feels ya man
yeah, with tts i just get lost and dont understand whats going on
The VP conference is pretty much a ace attorney case.
*S L U R P*
Mrs. Bitch: "you're a lazy employee who doesn't do half the stuff you say you do."
OP: "*OBJECTION!*"
**coughs** "your honor, I'd like to let you know that I WILL ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATE MS. B"
"Objection! HE IS BEING MEAN-"
"ORDER. ORDER. I have decided who I shall pick as guilty."
Doctor: sorry to break the news... You have cancer
Patient: pulls out uno reverse card NO UuUUUUUuUu
Lol, what if that somehow really worked in real life
Plot twist the patient was a potato
Dun dun dunnnnnnnn
jack tyer not the doctor they only wanted to help
Another plot twist the doctor was a carrot!
Rslash: *Whispers* Heck
UA-cam: FBI OPEN UP
This is the most likes I've ever gotten what the shit
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Demotize open up
@@davoici demonotize
Emo Poison KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
@@fbi7948 oh shit oh shit
Boss: You're fired.
OP: You have just activated my Trap Card.
MAGIC CYLINDER! YOUR ATTACK IS NEGATED AND YOU TAKE DAMAGE EQUAL TO YOUR MONSTER'S ATTACK POINTS! THIS DUEL IS OVER.
Ren Uuzra but he only had a trap card so he takes no damage and that activates the traps card's special ability.
_When this reverse card is destroyed the player on the opposite side can't attack for three turns and doubles the life points of the player who's trap card was destroyed- extra ability: if the special ability is activated then the person's who's card was destroyed has the last five cards from the GY come back and he can also draw Five Cards_
So after all this OP then draws five cards:
The Dark Magician.
Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Red Eyes Black Dragon.
Monster Combined I think it's what it's called.
And Mushroom Man.
"Well, well, well, this was a lucky hand and you can't move for three turns so I think I have an idea"
OP then uses his turn to summon Both the Dragons and The Dark Magician.
First turn over: " With these three cards I'll be able to use my second round to use Monster Combined to fuse the Blue Eyes and the Red Eyes to create the ultimate Two Headed Blue Eyes Blackened Dragon with an attack power of 8500.
"And now I'll use my third safe round to also add The Dark Magician into the Dragon to increase its attack power to 10,000 and attack you"
The Blue Eyes Blackened Dragon then flies into the air creating a gigantic ball of energy and launches the attack.
"You're going to be Sweating Bullets after this Mega Death"
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki "special ability"? Damn, do you even Yu-gi-oh bro? Magic Cilnder had the one effect I said. And it's Polymerization not monster combined.
Wait I am nerding out lmfao.
Ren Uuzra I did type that I thought that's what it was called which always means that I forgot but you obviously still understood, everyone knows that card even people who don't play and don't know the name and have never watched the anime.
It's cool though I just wanted to test out if I could create the most ridiculous battle ever I just saw the chance and took it.
Lol you think you nerd out, just look at me when I type about Dimensions and layers of Infinity and Marvel Comics, I explain all the details for different designs of the Omniverse and beyond, I love the fun I can have with creating and maintaining a perfect image and design of my Omniverse and Voidum.
NANI?!?!?!
If prorevenge OP can use the reverse trap card, I fear to imagine what Karen could do with Exodia : The Entitled One..
Well shit
Yeah but she'd need the five pieces
if so then SHITSHITASSFUCKHOLE
Yes but he got creator god of light horakhty
NO EXODIA NOONE'S BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM
15:39
"I'm suuuuuure my son didn't MEAN to follow one of your customers into the woods, jump in front of his car and repeatedly beat it over with a baseball bat"
"I'm going to sue you because I hurt my wrist by punching you in the face"
Sounds like Russian justice system alright
'Alright fuck it. Break both of his arms'
Headcanon.
that's like saying "i'm going to sue you because i hurt my fist when i punched you in the face".
hmm, sounds like a normal day in America.
ForemostCrab7 yeah pretty true
Or canada/South africa where its illegal to defend ur self lol
@@ManCheat2 You're shitting me right?
FYI the . Goes BEFORE the cotation marks ;)
@@ForemostCrab7 its real lol.
*Crappy boss tries to get OP fired*
OP: I’m about to end this woman’s whole career
Nice..
Teasher: "Who broke that window?!!"
ET: "It was Michal, he moved when I throw a chair after him."
Goddamit Michal
I didnt break the window... THE CHAIR DID HE WAS THE ONE WHO HIT THE GLASS
Sadly, I had something like this happen when I was in middle school in Massachusetts.
(Only reason I don't put this on reddit is that I lack the post rep, since I barely use reddit)
I was bullied allot for being 'different' (Autistic, but I did not get tested until I was 25).
Anyways, halfway through the school year, in Science class, the teacher had to bring a kid to the nurses for futzing with the bunson burners (they were bolted to the lab tables, and thus could not be removed)
One of the kids, known for bullying me, (B) and his 3 toadies (T's) got a baseball out of B's bag and B whipped it at my head as hard as he could (Roughly 78MPH was his throwing speed, when last clocked at a school fair).
I manage to dodge..kind of; the ball nails the top of my shoulder instead of my head.
The ball ricochets upwards, hits a flourecent light on the edge of the casing, which was slanted, breaking the light, and then ricochets again and smashes a window.
Teacher comes back; a light is broken, a window is smashed, and B and the 3 T's start telling him it was my fault.
I'm clearly in pain, I have a purple mark appearing on my neck from a spreading bruise..but the teachers in this town were lazy and more than a little stupid, so he accepts this since B spoke before me.
I get sent to the vice principal's (VP), with purple on my neck and shoulder, tears in my eyes, unable to speak from pain.
(For the record, the VP had this lazy way of dealing with fights: It was both students faults. Even if student A punched student B in the face for no reason; 'It takes 2 to fight'. This rule changed to 'It was the victims fault' if the instigator was a jock. Since winning sports made the VP look good)
Now, the VP was known to not like me; I did not make the school, and therefor HIM, look good with good grades or sports or anything.
So he makes me sit for 45 minutes before he even calls my mother. Of course, he tells her I smashed a light and a window. She comes in, only mildly irritated at me, as I had promised to keep my head down for the rest of the year, though she was aware it was never my fault and I had never, EVER broken property before in my life.
She does not even say 'we talked about this' before seeing the giant bruise on my neck and getting the story from me.
..You know the saying 'If looks could kill?' Well, mom starts storming towards VP's office door when the secretary stops her and says he's on a phone meeting with the Superintendent. Mom slams open the door so hard, it puts a large dent in the old heater running the length of the wall on the same side the door opens inward.
I don't remember the words, but I could see my mother yank the VP's chair away and fling it across the room when he stands up, and backs this man into a corner while the Superintendent is asking what's going on over speakerphone.
(For reference, my mother is 4'11" and skinny, the VP was a fat 6'3" man)
After about five minutes of verbally beating the snot out of the VP, she turns to the speakerphone and, more calmly (but man could you hear the under-current of mama bear looking for a reason to get out), lets the Super know just what happened, and says she'll be taking photos of the bruise, AND taking the VP up on charges for not sending me to the nurse's office or calling emergency services since the bruise is my entire shoulder, and partway up my neck.
She got the B's and 3 T's contact info and told their parents that, if their kids even looked at me oddly for the rest of the year, she'd take each and every one of them to court.
B was expelled a month later for sneaking into the girls lockers with a disposable camera. And the 3 T's stopped being such horrible human beings when not under the influence of B.
As for the VP? He kept working, but I was effectively invisible for the rest of my middle school career. Better than having to talk to him once a week when someone hit me.
Ahmed17856 Alhammadi r/wooosh
@san amazing way "nobody kinda asked" makes no sense whatsoever. Either we asked or we didn't. There's no "kinda", so please try again if you're going to be sassy.
Boss: You're fired.
Employee: IT'S TIME TO N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO U!
Nananananananana
No u
Nananananananana
No u
No u
No u
No u
Welcome to the shadow realm jimbo
HAHA good one
The Rc car one is my favorite. Because I have had a similar incident, but with an entitled parent trying to take my Rc truck to let her son play.
Boss: *hahaha* your deck is pathetic and weak just like you. Now make your final move so I win this duel *muhaha*
Employee: *looks nervous* cmon, I just need to believe in the power of friendship and the heart of the cards...
*employee draws a card*
*employee smirks*
Employee: YES! and with this! I shall win this duel and reclaim my honor!
*employee flips card to show boss*
*Boss goes pale in the face*
Boss: NNOOO! Bu.. BUT THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
Employee: OH YES! You may have power and money Boss, but you use it to bully and greed your way to the top, but I have something that you will never have... and that’s my friends!
*in the back, friends cheering*
Employee: NOW! I WILL SHOW YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS! GO! REVERSE CARD AND DESTROY HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTY!
Boss: NOOOOOOOO!
*whites out*
Employee: That’ll teach you...
Boss:*turns to dust*
Employee recieved 450g
Yu-Gi-Oh reference
Prabhsimran Singh well thanks for the sub!
Manager: "Let's begin your performance review"
OP: "You activated my trap card! MIRROR FORCE!"
Manager: "Spell card - Mystical Space Typhoon"
OP: "I have one of those too! *also uses Mystical Space Typhoon*"
@@vert3432 But Mystical Space Typhoon can't cancel the effect of cards when they activate!
@@TwilightWolf032 Eh, I've played by a few sets of rules, but the one consistent thing between *all* of them is that if a Spell Card is applicable to the situation, it can be activated, no exceptions
@@vert3432 Well, I was just joking there.
But seriously, if you're playing by tournament rules (or by videogame rules, which are official), then you can activate MST to destroy any spell/trap card on the field, but you're just wasting it if you activate to dispel a card that has just activated its effect. The effect still goes through regardless.
I'll tell you this: the most fun way to play YuGiOh is to completely ignore the official rules and go by anime rules. No banned cards, all God cards, repetition up to three of a kind without limits, and just screw the tournament rules!
@@TwilightWolf032 Thats how I played most of the time
and with our rules there were some special placement rules (such as playing multiple monsters per turn) that made things pretty fun, also, all cards were open to fair interpretation, so I ended up with a never ending MST and an invulnerable monster setup and a practical god (The Atmosphere, with all my opponents high end kit as its shields / attack points) lol, I was never beaten, on tournament or normal rules (I mostly used a Nekroz based setup with a Shark Fortress / DD Esper Star Sparrow shield)
>Asked to pay 400$
>Refuses for bs reasons
>Ends up paying over 4000$ in the end
O o f
Finally, a cross-over of r/entitledparents and r/prorevenge!!! (kinda)
um hey sam, i encourage you to search "when r/EntitledParents meet r/ProRevenge" on youtube
Tm had to pay over $4,200 for the ETs damages
OOOOOOOF
Manager: You're lying about your performance.
OP: I'm about to destroy your whole career.
"I'm about to end this womans whole carrier"
That story should be on nuclear revenge
Pick a card, any card. Uhhh that one? You sure? Okay. NO U CARD HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
The comment that you copied or got copied by or coincidentally had the same idea is on top of you
HeavyHandedDame OP:You just activated my trap card
*therapist*: So what motivates you to sleep at night
*me*: knowing that when i wake up there's a new rSlash video
you're right. he uploads everyday of the week
DemonDavis _ legit: same
Bad Person: "Hey you look ugly, you're poor, you have no love life, and you will never get a job!"
Me: *Pulls out reverse uno card* "No u"
Bad person: NANDA TOEEEE
in all honesty, the bad person is probably all of those things
Bad Person: *NANI???* *turns into dust*
Fuck you scrawny weasel
Mrs. B: You're fired.
OP: Omaewamou shinderu.
Mrs. B: NANI!?!
@@y2kblackout *Your Fired Screech*
What anime is that referencing? I somehow in my way too much anime watching dont remember seeing it.
@@GodOfPlague
Hokuto no Ken
Fist of the North Star
NANI?!
The reverse card is the most powerful military weapon in the world
Reverse Uno card=Infinity Stones
I hated entitled people especially parents.... AH.
But I love some prorevenge ...
STACK THE LAYERS XD
Don't you wish we could give them to five faced mechanical aliens?
@@Battleship009 yus
@@clipdistribution9929 Oh you know who I'm talking about?
@@Battleship009 ..... I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
@@clipdistribution9929 That didn't answer my question.
i am legally required to say "Good Video" -Bot 10352
I am legally required to say, "I Agree" -Bot 90021
I am legally required to say “I am confused” -bot 84298
I am Legal - Mexican Juan- (1)
I am legally required to say “I also agree” - Bot 9832
Riley MO aww fuck JIM the boys are glitched again
Me:”GIVE ME YOUR CHANNEL!”
RSlash: * use uno reverse card * “NO U”
Me: “O NO”
It's only one video of a drawing
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH
*Insert LordMinion777 (Wade) drawing 20 cards.*
First one was actually 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 like the best r/prorevenge I’ve ever heard she got obliterated lmfao
Her: I'm about to ruin you.
OP: Hold my beer.
Sales Manager: welcome to your performance review
OP: HA YOU TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD!!!
There's literally nothing more satisfying than people like "Mrs. B" getting what's coming
roses are red violets are blue
I came for the thumbnail
and so did you.
Nice rhyme/poem
I came because of the text side of the thumbnail
@@inactivioli thats still part of the thumbnail
@@jocal9800 I know, but I have think they are referring to the frick, I don't remember the name of the anime..
@@inactivioli Yu-Gi-Oh
sales manager: imma bout to destroy this mans career
op: no u
The ending of that first story makes it sound more real
It sounded totally fake before that,right?
@@MuttFitness Lots of those stories do and I suspect that while the overall story of most is probably true, some of the story tellers want to put themselves in the best light and leave out stuff or make themselves seem better than they are.
Or the other person worse than they are because of personal dislike. Some people overdo that in such a way that the whole story sounds less believable.
Dude as a person with a knowlage of model rc cars, and models I would have had a go pro on the car to begin with. (I think it would be an amazing video.(ps keep up the good work r/slash!) Also did the kid get his car replaced?
Op use reverse card on boss
It was very effective
Boss fainted/fired
Congratulations you gain 246 exp
Ahhh...
No puppy bloopers.
I'm going to sue you.
Joking of course XD
Why isn’t this man a lawyer he talked like the classic lawyer flipping the accusations.
It was a girl
@@emen_98 Was it? I missed it.
I mean, when you really think about it, a lawyer is really just its type of sales.
What if Yugi was Getting reviewed and said " I activate my spell "REMOVE TRAP," Now I activate this which allows me to bring the top card of your graveyard to my hand and now I activate "PERFORMANCE REVIEW"
Funniest Yu-gi-oh episode I made up 😂
TheTwistedGamer Gaming Haha not bad. Go Yami Yugi! :P
Entitled puppy won't stop interrupting UA-cam video recording; gets away with it because he is cute.
"puppy gets revenge on famouse youtuber for not giving enough pets"
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Incompetech?
Sounds like they took UA-cam's REAL name ;)
Rslash: *Gets flagged by UA-cam*
UA-cam: *that's not allowed, +2 flagged video*
Rslash : +4, you get 6flagged videos, and I choose yellow.. (youtube doesnt have any yellow/black cards)
@@dotdankory black cards?
@@joshua6186 wild cards
Boss: I'm sorry to inform you that you are fired
Me: Really?
*Pulls out "Reverse no-u" card*
*Boss pulls out his reverse, +4 card*
Me: F*CK
Be prepared bosses and guys
From beginning to the end of first story I was lmfao
What happened to “Passionate Hugging?”
YOU POST IT WHEN I NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL ;-;
I know your feeling because ME TOO ;(
i have school holiday
I was leaving school. Lol. Ok I was i was going to my last lesson of the day. He posted as soon as I got set to go.
I know the feels but I'm in schoo😭😭😭
Hahah sux fo u im bacc
it is night here and that frickin jigsaw doll jumpscared me when I was listening passively I almost got frightened
Seto Kaiba: I win Yugi
Yugi: Well I activate the reverse card, it is like magic cylinder but for everything.
Seto Kaiba: oh shit
Noice
Since I don’t know what/who yugi is and who seto Kaiba is I’ll presume it’s an anime
Everytime Kiba smiles, a puppy dies
@@PretzlcoatlTheFirst yea from yu-gi-oh
Joseph Ochoa oh ok kool thanks for explaining
16:37 what do you mean without concrete evidence? The kid admitted it when he said "I didn't damage it THAT bad".
I don't know. Maybe it's just me, but the 1st story suspiciously sounds like something you'd find on r/thathappened. Some of the parts sound so corny and as if the OP is stroking his ego on how great he can be to get someone fired...
That is practically 99% of these stories - almost entirely forgeries made to make someone else look bad, or perhaps retellings of events that happened years ago where they just fill in the blanks with complete bullshit. They paint some people as literal braindead mongoloids who have absolutely no common sense - yet they're generally working adults. What a sham.
Forever Renamed Yes, when I do something bad I feel *_sham_*
i'm honestly surprised the the entire office didn't start clapping when she was fired
Who actually thought the OP was gonna give a UNO reverse card to the enemy?
I have a small penis, but I brought an uno reverse card
@@marko.1206 lol my name trap worked XD
dude i brought a reverse card.
OH SH-
You all get likes
Took longer than I thought but both fresh and rSlash uploaded the same story, specifically the first one.
who was first?
Josh Army24 fresh uploaded first but they were pretty close on their upload times. I will admit that fresh uploaded the last story a while back.
I am a simple man, I see rslash, I click
A simple man would have emoji in his comment.
I am a simple man, I carry UNO reverse cards everywhere I go.
OP reaches into pocket
"I'm about to ruin this womans whole carrier."
pigeon
@@TheMuddyMilesTrain N... Nani?
Mrs. B/Manager: let's show your performance review to the VP
OP: no u
Yugi: I set a card face down!
Kaiba: That might be a No u card
Yugi: He knows
Kaiba: I play a card face down!
Yugi: Crap
Just Pathetic I’m gonna guess you’re a weeb
Yugi: I play another card face down!
Kaiba: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
(For the record i don’t watch yugio, i just wanted to keep this going)
@@Ardorstorm kaiba: I sacrafice 20 dollars to summon blue eyes white dragon
Yugi: you just activated ny trap card-mirror force
Mrs. B: lol ur fired
OP: no u lmao
+4
Yessir
Mrs B: thinks OP is lying
OP: execute order 66
jes comrade
I'm getting a deck of uno reverse card
Smort
Imagine loosing your job to an uno card
Haha! Reverse uno card, that means I didn’t use this car-... Oh fuck wait
2 views 16 likes... ummmm
lolllll that never happens lucky
Ohai, welcome to your performance review!
Employee: PUNY MORTAL! You have fallen into my trap!
1:01 HAHA YUGI YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP CARD!
First OP: I'm really good at sales and always get us money
VP: Mhm
FO: And I just proved that I'm accountable
VP: Yes
FO: And you just said that's the best performance review you've had
VP: Correct
FO: So can I be sales manager?
VP: Well, yes, but actually no.
No u backfired
More Like @@corgimunchkin8783 Backfired! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
Pin me senpai
Pin me.
I love your videos, I watch them every morning after I wake up. Do you think you could try an embarrassing story sub or r/offmychest?
Is today gonna be the day?
Today is gonna be the day.
Someone got fired cause the thumbnail has the uno reverse card in yugioh
Where’s the damn card game logic
Time flies when you're having fun. Honestly I can't believe this video was over 18 minutes it seemed to fly by. But your story telling method really keeps me involved and paints a picture in my head every time.
1:41 I've watched this video several times, and I only now saw that.
I got scared for a sec when I saw it
i actually happen to be a pro at revenge
*_i threw an orange at some guy who hit me_*
BakaStryx same here, a guy screamed in my ear on Friday so after the weekend on Monday I screamed in his face!
Katanaboi Games peachy 🍑
Katanaboi Games I just can’t compear
Katanaboi Games thanks
4:20 That guy should be a lawyer!
420 blaze it
That Mrs B. story: *Destruction 100* *No U 100*
Love your videos I hope you find a way to make UA-cam stop demonetizing your videos
R slash has become part of my daily routine. Every art class I listen while working 😂😂
When I hear: you do not want to go this road, I have survival instinct on, my mum educated my instinct
"How is it assault if someone gets injured trying to damage other peoples property?"
Dunno man, ask Australia lol
Police: PUT YOU HANDS UP! YOUR UNDER ARREST!
Criminal: No.
*Criminal pulls out Uno Reverse Card*
Criminal: u
Police: OH GOD! HES ARMED
I hurt my finger by pressing the like button to hard so im gonna sue you
Hahahaha you underestimated my power *pulls out reverso card*
That second one about work place bulling is nothing short of extortion not revenge.
*REVENGE* /noun/ - the action of hurting or harming someone in return for an injury or wrong suffered at their hands.
So yeah, even if it is extortion, it's still revenge. And what, would you like to pull her to court for extortion for threatening to sue them? I would like to see how that goes.
"your honor, OP deserves prison for threatening the company to ask yourself what you think about the recordings."
@@generalkenobistopmotions9817 Where the flip does survival of the fittest fit in here?
Or are you this one type of social darwinist who thinks EVERY situation in life is about survival?
As soon as OP mentioned the ‘no sexual relations’ policy, I KNEW Mrs B was about to get her arse handed to her. 🤣🤣
This is all totally true!
I quit my job because I had to do something and couldn't get my own way by any other means.
Then everyone stood up and started clapping and cheering!
If you re-arrange UNO, you get...
no u
I was in a clan got kicked, got my reverse card' it worked! LMFAO
Crap, im 2 minutes 31 seconds late
@Breeyonna Green"rSlash uploaded whatevertheheck - 2 mins ago"
Destruction 100
Restoration 100
Someone: Your Mom is gay
Me: Nope
*Pulls out reverse card*
Me: Your Mom is gay
Which one?
The Guy Who Said That His Mum Be Gay First, But He's Gay Instead of The Other Guy's Mother!
Given your thumbnail, and your dog's name, are you a fan of Yu-Gi-Oh? I am. 😁
I am a fan as well!
It's time to
D D D
D D D D
*DUEL!!!*