r/Prorevenge - Student DESTROYS Evil Teacher!

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 років тому +6792

    Are you a spoiled little brat with good grades?
    Do you think you deserve my channel even though you haven't done anything to earn it?
    Tell me why you deserve my channel!

    • @fishhorizon4550
      @fishhorizon4550 5 років тому +803

      BECAUSE I HAVE GOOD GRADES SO I DESERVE IT!!!!!

    • @bm42069
      @bm42069 5 років тому +850

      rSlash i have an b in lunch that’s my best grade

    • @atoaster6715
      @atoaster6715 5 років тому +546

      BeCaUsE i WaNt It.

    • @gabriell04032
      @gabriell04032 5 років тому +616

      I NEED your channel because you're clearly too old for it! I'm not asking. This is a DEMAND!

    • @africansonic482
      @africansonic482 5 років тому +374

      I have straight A+ s cough it up

  • @tilt5928
    @tilt5928 5 років тому +2031

    Umbridge: "He's a liar"
    OP: "I'm sorry professor, but I must not tell lies."

  • @honk7438
    @honk7438 5 років тому +2427

    HOLD UP......
    Ms. Unbridge- mean Harry Potter teacher
    Ms. Honey- sweet teacher from Matilda

  • @Broeckchen
    @Broeckchen 4 роки тому +78

    That first story makes me so happy. OP worked so hard in the most earnest ways, did their best to uplift another student, and that effort was seen and rewarded! Revenge that blooms from just being kind and putting in genuine effort in all the right ways is one of my favorite kinds~

  • @DiamondYoshi101
    @DiamondYoshi101 5 років тому +352

    “I got 104%”
    Californian Schools: We don’t do that here.

    • @haleylane8419
      @haleylane8419 4 роки тому +7

      I dunno man I got a 104 in a class of mine

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому +29

      I was sick for 4 weeks
      Public schools: no, a human is only ever sick for 5 days.

    • @anidiot2284
      @anidiot2284 4 роки тому

      Yep tell me about it my math grades are lower because of that

    • @deathrex6199
      @deathrex6199 3 роки тому +1

      I got 110% on a history assignment

    • @jamierobinson7004
      @jamierobinson7004 3 роки тому

      Washingtonian Schools: We don’t do that here either.

  • @shiruvuiaanimak1485
    @shiruvuiaanimak1485 5 років тому +64

    The first story hit too close to home. I used to have a teacher like this, but she hated everyone and didn't teach anything. I had to put up with it for an entire year. First day after holidays I had a horrible panic attack and acid reflux, then I was moved to a diffrent class. It was around that time I started suffering from depression and anxiety. I am still fear writing and have problems with school fobia.

  • @naparizel5841
    @naparizel5841 5 років тому +434

    YOU want ME to tell YOU that I have good grades? WHY can't YOU do it for ME?

    • @atb_ns
      @atb_ns 5 років тому +10

      YOU want RSLASH to TELL YOU THAT U HAVE GOOD GRADES??? My son has good grades and he says that HE has to say it and if he doesn't say that u have good grades he will expel you for harrasment and abusment!!! I will call the cops on ya!!!!

    • @naparizel5841
      @naparizel5841 5 років тому +4

      @@atb_ns NOT IF I CALL THE COPS ON YOU FIRST

    • @Antisocial_Knightz
      @Antisocial_Knightz 5 років тому +6

      ((These are the most reddit comments ever and I’m actually wheezing))

    • @PANZERWULFFF
      @PANZERWULFFF 5 років тому +8

      MY DOG WILL CALL THE FBI ON YOU GUYS FOR HARASSING THE POLICE

    • @FraternityOfShadows
      @FraternityOfShadows 5 років тому

      just don't be greedy

  • @deamon6681
    @deamon6681 5 років тому +429

    "Umbridge"
    Ok, good way to draw a picture.
    "Honey", makes sense too, but wait a second, why was the first one not called "Trunchbull" then?

    • @sof7068
      @sof7068 4 роки тому +32

      Also, Trunchbull usually resorted to physical abuse. Not messing with a student’s grade.

    • @LunatticProductions
      @LunatticProductions 4 роки тому +32

      Also on top of that Umbridge always put up a sweet facade while Trunchbull was just a hag in attitude and never lied about hate kids.

    • @Sparkbomber
      @Sparkbomber 4 роки тому +13

      @@LunatticProductions Trunchbull bullied the parents as well. Still easily one of Roald Dahl's best characters ever devised.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому +12

      Didn’t Trunchbull also force a kid to eat a whole chocolate cake?

    • @pumpkinspice7541
      @pumpkinspice7541 4 роки тому +3

      WorldTravel1518 Yep

  • @glutenskababe
    @glutenskababe 5 років тому +719

    **someone in the story gets divorced**
    **wii song still plays**

  • @zozoguh
    @zozoguh 5 років тому +661

    when someone nicknames a teacher Umbridge you KNOW they're gonna be evil!
    Also, edit: HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF PROREVENGE. 100% would read. XD

  • @ryancox6059
    @ryancox6059 3 роки тому +26

    That OP who suffered under ms Umbridge was absolutely brilliant, and considering they weren't even the top of thier classes, that's truly inspirational to never give up on yourself even if people tell you your stupid and can't do something

    • @RoboBongoCuckooCop
      @RoboBongoCuckooCop 6 місяців тому

      I wonder why OP was hated so much? race thing maybe? only thing I can think of.

  • @user-xq5hq9vg5j
    @user-xq5hq9vg5j 5 років тому +780

    "I have special feelings for Phil now."

  • @BelleDreamer7
    @BelleDreamer7 5 років тому +224

    I’m a teacher and that first story made me so mad!!! I don’t like every kid I teach, but I have a job to teach them and treat them all fairly, no favorites and no one I treat poorly. I give them the grades that they EARNED even if I think they are horrible people or even if I want to boost them. No special treatment either way. To hear about one of my peers doing something so nasty to a student makes my blood boil. Even when I have students fall asleep in my room, I never punish them. You never know who has a horrible home where they cannot sleep or medical issues interfering with sleep. I just wake them up for important parts. If anyone is worried about this teacher, don’t. She is going to have to move pretty far away from that district to escape her transgressions and a lot of places will either call and hear or wonder why she doesn’t give the number to THAT job. She is a marked woman now!!!

    • @Dunkelelf3
      @Dunkelelf3 5 років тому +7

      same happened to me with a german teacher back in school.. my bigger brother was at the same school so i had the lovely perks of being hated from day one by some teachers without even doing anything to them.. it's just that there is quite some interpretation and personal preference that goes into grading essays and that kind of stuff in language classes.. for math it's easy.. you do the calculation.. the way is right, the answer is right.. full points.. that doesn't really work for an essay..
      but yeah i'm happy this woman will think again before doing her students wrong.. or even better she should do it again.. i mean you can go to jail for that.. at the very least she would loose her job and never be allowed to teach again.. then she can pay off her student loans with flipping burgers i suppose.. hard but some people only learn that way..

    • @nicolasramos2170
      @nicolasramos2170 5 років тому +10

      I'm from Brazil and my in high school years the education in my country was really bad (I graduated from high school in 2013), unfortunatly the education still runs bad in public schools, and most of the times isn't really the teacher's fault, but to get to the point I was a really good artist at the time (and I like to think that I'm still good at it) and I had an arts teacher that deeply hated me for years, the sad thing is I really believed all the things she used to say, about me being an IDIOT to think I would get anywhere in my life, that almost brings me to tears everytime I remember this story. But what she didn't know is that my granmother was a good friend of her's years ago and one of the best teacher's of my town, the kind that fixed the most problematic students, and she was so lovely that all of them always ended up pretty much liking her as a mother figure, and also becoming very good students in the process.
      But getting to the point, she once discovered who I was related to, and completly changed her attitude towards me, and I felt even worse about it, because I knew that she only had changed because of that. Unfortunatly this story doesn't end with a sweet old prorevenge, but I told this whole story to my granma, and as the angel the she was (she passed away in 2015, I guess now she's an actual angel) she told me that she was sorry that she never knew this story back when it happens, but she made me realize that I should never question my competence and my worth ever again. And that is the lesson, don't let a person full of hate in their heart tell you that you don't have any value. YOU ARE CAPABLE OF EVERYTHING, AND DON'T YOU EVER DOUBT YOURSELF!!
      obs: excuse my english, I may have written something wrong.

    • @BelleDreamer7
      @BelleDreamer7 5 років тому +1

      Dunkelelf3 I’m sorry a teacher did you wrong. No student deserves just blind hatred.

    • @BelleDreamer7
      @BelleDreamer7 5 років тому +3

      Nícolas Ramos I am so sorry a teacher did that to you. I have kept every drawing a student has ever given me. I have several art projects in scrap books. It makes me smile to see the work of young artists. I hope you still follow your love of art. God Bless you sweet grandmother.

    • @nicolasramos2170
      @nicolasramos2170 5 років тому +2

      @@BelleDreamer7 thanks so much, bringing that story up always makes me cry, but nowadays is mostly in a good way, because I remember the angel that my grandma were to me. And I hope that you have an amazing career, teachers are sadly undervalued in Brazil. That needs to change as fast as possible.

  • @DoodleDan
    @DoodleDan 5 років тому +670

    Damn you're growing real quick and you deserve that, now don't dissapoint us or else ms.umbridge will have to take over your channel and copy strike it for no reason

    • @rosemary_carll
      @rosemary_carll 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @torinosal3265
      @torinosal3265 5 років тому +1

      I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH 😂😂😂

    • @bumd6208
      @bumd6208 5 років тому +1

      This is to good

    • @belle5185
      @belle5185 5 років тому

      George “You’re to old for it anyways!!! My son is the youngest here and he deserves it!”

    • @space.apples
      @space.apples 5 років тому

      @Jeremiah Teoh
      From the beginning when it said Ms. Umbridge, I thought the narrator would have to write on paper "I will not tell lies" lol

  • @quackatitty7430
    @quackatitty7430 5 років тому +245

    8:29
    alright Ms honey. How’s Matilda doing?

    • @jakeoneill1049
      @jakeoneill1049 5 років тому +6

      KOOKIE WOOKIE! Lol I was looking for this comment

    • @Nightix
      @Nightix 5 років тому +11

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! LOL!
      And I thought Ms Umbridge was from Harry Potter. Lol

    • @LauraLee1027
      @LauraLee1027 5 років тому +1

      I’m so glad someone else thought this lmao

    • @meghangladue7932
      @meghangladue7932 5 років тому

      @@Nightix 4cg

    • @crimsonkiten5637
      @crimsonkiten5637 5 років тому

      YES

  • @thelazyredpanda1668
    @thelazyredpanda1668 5 років тому +90

    I get an F+ in every grade and *OBVIOUSLY* F stands for fantastic

    • @brettbaglio1550
      @brettbaglio1550 3 роки тому

      F is a FAILING grade

    • @ricochet0928
      @ricochet0928 2 роки тому +4

      @@brettbaglio1550 nah it definitely means fantastic

  • @freshreddit
    @freshreddit 5 років тому +2220

    Damn, dude! Congrats on 100k, you've absolutely blown up!

    • @Spells-sd1mj
      @Spells-sd1mj 5 років тому +20

      Huge fan of the channel

    • @kritsagc
      @kritsagc 5 років тому +8

      Sup fresh

    • @AseritelSucks
      @AseritelSucks 5 років тому +32

      Honestly you should change your name back to f r e s h

    • @usonly101
      @usonly101 5 років тому +5

      Love your channel man!

    • @nightyboyo
      @nightyboyo 5 років тому +5

      You guys should collab

  • @walmartbargainbin
    @walmartbargainbin 5 років тому +657

    The FBI would like to receive a copy of 'Harry Potter and the r/Prorevenge' for review.

    • @theamazingsnake5386
      @theamazingsnake5386 5 років тому +29

      I second that the FBI gets Harry potter and the r/ Prorevenge. It needs review, and if it's great enough, then it should be published.

    • @VintageRose_05
      @VintageRose_05 5 років тому +6

      FBI can u raid my house for my hacker step bro

    • @louisfisher7232
      @louisfisher7232 5 років тому +4

      CIA is better U N00pB

    • @8r58r5
      @8r58r5 5 років тому +16

      i swear the minecraft hacks were for a school project, please dont hurt me

    • @icicle_ai9748
      @icicle_ai9748 5 років тому +3

      Wow

  • @B0ssguy
    @B0ssguy 5 років тому +479

    Ms Umbridge, eh? That description of her sounds exactly like Ms Umbridge from the Harry Potter series

    • @Martok2309
      @Martok2309 5 років тому +9

      Well not really, Umbridge in harry potter was not in her 20s like the one in the story

    • @jessicawilson6609
      @jessicawilson6609 5 років тому +21

      And Miss. Honey is the name of the nice teacher in Matilda 🤔🤔🤔

    • @emmajean4648
      @emmajean4648 5 років тому +5

      It may not be her real name, but it suits her well.

    • @dexeronstarsurge
      @dexeronstarsurge 5 років тому +34

      @@jessicawilson6609 the person was probably just using fake names to not use the real ones

    • @jordynjacobs1136
      @jordynjacobs1136 5 років тому +11

      more than likely it was an cover name

  • @ponz7289
    @ponz7289 5 років тому +121

    “Mommy MOMMY this guy took my UA-cam ACCOUNT”

    • @senadplays1290
      @senadplays1290 4 роки тому +4

      No its my account and he hacked my account he took it and placed his own voice and deleted mine

    • @YOYOKE64
      @YOYOKE64 3 роки тому +3

      Get mommy speak to his manager, as I dont work here, don't take me to task for this comment.

  • @emmyo5145
    @emmyo5145 5 років тому +294

    as soon as i heard the name umbridge , i immediately thought of dolores umbridge from harry potter

  • @poprichaun
    @poprichaun 5 років тому +188

    As soon as I heard ‘Mrs Umbridge’ and ‘mean’ I was like OMG HARRY POTTER USES REDDIT?

  • @thespotteddeer219
    @thespotteddeer219 5 років тому +341

    Mrs honey (matilda)
    Mrs umbridge (harry potter)
    Yeah this kid knows the basics of reading.

    • @rattheninja2877
      @rattheninja2877 5 років тому +6

      Holy shit, how did I not see that?

    • @SSorrens
      @SSorrens 5 років тому +1

      Nice

    • @aryamaangoswamy179
      @aryamaangoswamy179 5 років тому +4

      I thought the SAME thing!

    • @MrMissplaced
      @MrMissplaced 5 років тому +7

      That was my first thought too. as soon as I heard Umbridge :)

    • @ness2407
      @ness2407 5 років тому

      Ms. Honey, just saying, not to insult or troll

  • @spiderlover888
    @spiderlover888 4 роки тому +99

    oh my god he actually says the cuss words in this one

    • @borkbork6888
      @borkbork6888 4 роки тому +9

      And here is a rare event of rSlash cussing, truly a sight to behold

    • @JMPD478
      @JMPD478 4 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @astralguardian5930
      @astralguardian5930 3 роки тому +5

      Seems like back when he was only at around 100k he didn't worry too much about UA-cam demonitization, but nowadays he uses "creative" methods to avoid saying cuss words. Like for B*tch, he would witch or something similar, C*nt would be grunt, or runt, etc.

  • @ay-leck1369
    @ay-leck1369 5 років тому +443

    My Mom: Are you reading!
    Me: Yeah, but I'm listening to an audio book.
    My Mom: What book is it?
    Me: Harry Potter and the r/Prorevenge.

  • @Caffeindo
    @Caffeindo 5 років тому +438

    _Ms. Umbridge _*_HATED_*_ me_
    *_YOU WENT TO HOGWARTS?_*

  • @hypnozpie4071
    @hypnozpie4071 5 років тому +371

    everyone we must get our mommies to group up to steal his channel

    • @johnsucher9092
      @johnsucher9092 5 років тому +4

      yoooooosss

    • @SmileysTimeHere
      @SmileysTimeHere 5 років тому +3

      Im down

    • @lazymonday1386
      @lazymonday1386 5 років тому +4

      Lets get him

    • @mastur3677
      @mastur3677 5 років тому +3

      yeah!

    • @maroon5luvr
      @maroon5luvr 5 років тому +7

      thicc glucose god *sips all natural quinoa juice* hmmm sure. But only if it doesn’t get any toxins in my poor baby’s body.

  • @xenomorphdrone4815
    @xenomorphdrone4815 5 років тому +149

    Ms. Umbridge from Harry Potter is real??????
    Damn...
    We are all screwed...

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 4 роки тому +8

      Oh, they're out there! You just gotta know who they are and RUN IN THE OPPOSITE FUCKING DIRECTION

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому

      But they aren’t elected directly by the democratically elected dictator.

    • @dannroblox2588
      @dannroblox2588 4 роки тому +2

      @Daniel Robbins Me because he has a point why but Umbridge's hate happened for no reason

    • @alectro2505
      @alectro2505 3 роки тому +1

      Your a muggle. Relax

  • @Aethergeist
    @Aethergeist 5 років тому +315

    *hears* Ms.Umbridge
    *Harry potter theme starts playing*

    • @unknowuser1843
      @unknowuser1843 5 років тому +4

      Kind of funny
      For some reason the star wars theme started playing in my head instead of the Harry Potter one

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 4 роки тому +1

      @@unknowuser1843 The fuck is wrong with you?

    • @unknowuser1843
      @unknowuser1843 4 роки тому +2

      @@chrispham6599 nothing
      How about you? 😁

    • @samiscisking1265
      @samiscisking1265 4 роки тому +1

      Ian Brzostoski everything

    • @InfinityBlock192
      @InfinityBlock192 4 роки тому

      @@unknowuser1843 way to go

  • @beeharries5404
    @beeharries5404 5 років тому +246

    She's called Ms Umbridge...
    HaRrY pOtTeR

  • @francis4650
    @francis4650 5 років тому +195

    Ms Umbridge is back from Harry Potter
    Edit: I wouldve been happier if she got taken by centaurs as well.

    • @eeveestar6826
      @eeveestar6826 5 років тому +10

      And Miss Honey from Matilda.

    • @maxil8988
      @maxil8988 5 років тому

      @@eeveestar6826 Hahahaha

    • @sexykirby5663
      @sexykirby5663 5 років тому

      I had an elementary teacher named that.... Idk if these two are the same people but she was an butthole

    • @johnwickmovie7066
      @johnwickmovie7066 5 років тому +1

      ASRIEL DREEMUR Yeh. Clearly didn’t teach you literature very well. “An butthole” 😂 jk

    • @alaskaferris
      @alaskaferris 5 років тому +1

      Not her!
      Please not her

  • @rogue9328
    @rogue9328 4 роки тому +15

    I'm a college writing major, I want to write books, and I would have had a full-on breakdown if I'd had that teacher.

  • @OMW-on4vk
    @OMW-on4vk 5 років тому +536

    I saw the same title this video used on a very...very different site

    • @RC-sr4cs
      @RC-sr4cs 5 років тому +36

      The student was Riley Reid if I remember correctly

    • @theunluckyguy3220
      @theunluckyguy3220 5 років тому +6

      Also a certain word that describes a certain woman’s body part after the word “teacher”

    • @fahadsaeedx
      @fahadsaeedx 5 років тому +7

      What are you guys talking about? /s

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  5 років тому +54

      I cant post that video on YT lol

    • @unwono
      @unwono 5 років тому +6

      What do you mean? Vimeo?

  • @kyuuh7374
    @kyuuh7374 5 років тому +3671

    Unlike others, I don't need your channel. All I'm asking for is your organs.

  • @yasmingarcia2301
    @yasmingarcia2301 5 років тому +118

    When you’re teachers name is Umbridge it’s a bad sign

  • @Darkfire0721
    @Darkfire0721 3 роки тому +4

    I had a teacher in high school who did the same thing, but nothing happened. 3 years after I graduated, I find out that she had done this to more than just me. After she was exposed, she was promptly fired, and barred from teaching anywhere.

  • @atomicnite1025
    @atomicnite1025 5 років тому +191

    I got a scholarship to Harvard, graduated with honors, is a doctor, and my Dad is Elon Musk

    • @mr.diontoahmed1134
      @mr.diontoahmed1134 5 років тому +12

      "I is a doctor?" damn that fail!

    • @atomicnite1025
      @atomicnite1025 5 років тому +11

      Mr. Dionto Ahmed r/whoosh

    • @mr.diontoahmed1134
      @mr.diontoahmed1134 5 років тому +7

      @@atomicnite1025 Lol. I got that joke man. Still felt like pointing it out haha. Regardless of the context, my OCD does that to me (I'm a grammar Nazi).

    • @atomicnite1025
      @atomicnite1025 5 років тому +4

      Mr. Dionto Ahmed 👌🏻

    • @justanotherbridge9918
      @justanotherbridge9918 5 років тому +1

      XD

  • @geode786
    @geode786 5 років тому +125

    Mrs honey lived up to her name
    She was quite sweet

    • @Zelmazam1
      @Zelmazam1 5 років тому +2

      I think the names were made up to match the character traits.

    • @AShatteredDragonsSpirit
      @AShatteredDragonsSpirit 5 років тому +6

      @@Zelmazam1 damn, your name must be mr. holmes, because _no shit sherlock_

    • @ferret4072
      @ferret4072 5 років тому +6

      @@AShatteredDragonsSpirit ...actually; they're references. I know 100% Ms Honey is from Matilda and supposedly Umbridge is from Harry Potter (idrk, haven't seen HP in at least 15 years)

    • @rubenjanssen1672
      @rubenjanssen1672 5 років тому +1

      @@ferret4072 umbridg is indeed form the hp series it was the terible teacher defence against the dark arts in harry fifth year who mad im scar himself

    • @kaytk1762
      @kaytk1762 5 років тому

      @@Zelmazam1 *insert you don't say meme face*

  • @tomalokas7316
    @tomalokas7316 5 років тому +53

    I think r/prorevenge is the most truthful subreddit, i mean i have never met someone that is THAT creative

  • @lamborghiniaventador7853
    @lamborghiniaventador7853 5 років тому +16

    Lamborghini Aventador's report card
    Being expensive: A+
    Being cool: A+
    Math: C-
    Social studies: D+
    Spanish: F-
    He deserves the channel BECAUSE HE'S COOL!!!

  • @strangepoyo1201
    @strangepoyo1201 5 років тому +551

    Harry potter and the r/prorevenge coming to book stores near you

    • @borderlandsplayer5003
      @borderlandsplayer5003 5 років тому +11

      When you're compared to umbrige that's saying something

    • @rayscardigan
      @rayscardigan 5 років тому +1

      Rick O'Shay EXACTLY!

    • @theduck3961
      @theduck3961 5 років тому +4

      **Harry Potter intensifies**

    • @justjason7294
      @justjason7294 5 років тому +1

      I was getting ready to write a comment about the similarities between the Harry Potter book and OP's story when I heard him make the connection XD

    • @Mark-nz1bq
      @Mark-nz1bq 5 років тому

      @Oh Yeah Yeah that's all I could think of...

  • @Bruh-cz8jq
    @Bruh-cz8jq 5 років тому +229

    3:56 rSlash curses in a video.
    **insert surprised pikachu face**

  • @thatmykull5052
    @thatmykull5052 5 років тому +229

    Friend: what’s ur favorite Harry Potter book?
    Me:Harry Potter and the r/pro revenge
    Friend: what?
    Me: oh it’s just the best book in the world
    Friend: oooookaayyyyy?

  • @ineedabettername1752
    @ineedabettername1752 5 років тому +43

    Jerk: Yeah, imma flip this guy's life upside down.
    OP: Yeah, you go right on ahead.
    Jerk: Yay i just ruined this guy
    OP: Hmm... nah.
    *OP uses Frick You!*
    *It was very effective!*

  • @ellybell525
    @ellybell525 5 років тому +73

    Question: Did Ms. Umbridge wear a pink sweater all the time and had a giant obsession with cats?

    • @WalleBot
      @WalleBot 5 років тому

      🐭

    • @juno2884
      @juno2884 5 років тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/mjszU-FMprQ/v-deo.html

  • @Jay-dp1jn
    @Jay-dp1jn 5 років тому +431

    I CLIPPED MY TOENAILS AND ONLY CRIED FOR 20 MINUTES SO HAND IT OVER

    • @ballisticbee6001
      @ballisticbee6001 5 років тому +1

      Killing gamer why cry for clipping toenails

    • @Jay-dp1jn
      @Jay-dp1jn 5 років тому +10

      @@ballisticbee6001 it was a sponge bob joke

    • @Jay-dp1jn
      @Jay-dp1jn 5 років тому +3

      @Benjamin Banuelos Me lord forgive me

    • @Jay-dp1jn
      @Jay-dp1jn 5 років тому +3

      @Benjamin Banuelos noooooooo

    • @HelloMellow5
      @HelloMellow5 5 років тому +3

      Benjamin Banuelos OH YEAH I DIDN'T CRY AT ALL.

  • @themossyroad
    @themossyroad 5 років тому +229

    A teacher called Ms. Umbridge who hates you?
    HeDwIg'S tHeMe InTeNsIfIeS!!!!

    • @reyesjoachim4936
      @reyesjoachim4936 5 років тому +10

      *HaReY pOtTeR dAnK tHeMe PlAyS*

    • @iatedanscereal7676
      @iatedanscereal7676 5 років тому +12

      and then Ms. Honey is nice? Matilda anyone 👀👀

    • @pbDEMON
      @pbDEMON 5 років тому +9

      @@iatedanscereal7676 I feel like the Umbridge and Honey names were deliberately changed for the story, and borrowed from Matilda and Harry Potter. But you could you imagine the coincidence if those were the real names?

    • @justdenks
      @justdenks 5 років тому

      She's an actual b**ch and I must not tell lies
      **Bitch Slap**

    • @inleviwetrust
      @inleviwetrust 5 років тому +2

      *RiP* *HeDwIg* *HaREy PoTteR's RaGe iNtEnSiFiEs*

  • @Selena-gz9ts
    @Selena-gz9ts 3 роки тому +3

    Good job to the student. Im glad they stood up for themselves and did what needed to be done to those she did this too before them and those who were saved that she would have done it to in the future

  • @anonymousbub3410
    @anonymousbub3410 5 років тому +113

    Also my sisters teacher put the wrong grades in the grade book and so the teacher added an extra 2 zeros and so she got a 9000% in that class but it got corrected!

    • @LEO_M1
      @LEO_M1 5 років тому +13

      Same thing happened to my friend in our Robotics class. The teacher had no idea what he was doing all year and frankly didn't care. James had an 8100% in that class for almost two weeks.

    • @rj6110
      @rj6110 5 років тому +3

      Leo M what is it with engineering and robotics teachers and being so absent minded

    • @aaronli1812
      @aaronli1812 5 років тому +1

      Don't you mean 3 zeros?

    • @milk2368
      @milk2368 5 років тому +1

      @@StealthStr1k3 whoosh

    • @addisonchow9798
      @addisonchow9798 5 років тому +1

      What if she got 9001%

  • @Greenley013
    @Greenley013 5 років тому +17

    I really feel for that student glad to hear that they worked it out and moved on.
    I remember this one kid in elementary school that got bullied relentlessly by their home teacher and principal and used the harshest possible punishment for even the silliest of offenses, sometimes no offense at all. Being held after class, extra homework, being reemed out constantly. One time he had an in-school-suspension that was two weeks long and they kept him in a room with no working lights, blinds on the windows had to be shut apparently, wasn't allowed recess and only had a 10 minute lunch. He had to use the light from the office outside the room to read and write. A shame he didn't know any better at the time otherwise he might have been able to do something about the child abuse.

  • @yatindrakumar4676
    @yatindrakumar4676 5 років тому +41

    i just love how sometimes rslash sarcastically comments and most of the time nails it

  • @josesoto1558
    @josesoto1558 5 років тому +34

    Oddly enough....
    The ad that played was Harry Potter Wizards Unite

  • @jalenmadison4120
    @jalenmadison4120 5 років тому +202

    *_I have special feelings for Phil now_*

  • @anonymousbub3410
    @anonymousbub3410 5 років тому +276

    Forth story sounded like it were written by a professional. Even I would give you an A+ lady! Also Ms. Honey from Matilda anyone?

    • @1974vadra
      @1974vadra 5 років тому +4

      i remember her now thanks to you!

    • @Evianel-ks9hm
      @Evianel-ks9hm 5 років тому +11

      Yeah, they named the teachers after an evil and good teacher XD

    • @ChaKeepzi
      @ChaKeepzi 5 років тому +5

      Weren't there only 2 stories?
      The only stories I see are the teacher one and the real estate agent one. Are they in two parts?

    • @xXTronXx_3971
      @xXTronXx_3971 5 років тому

      SwegGamerBro21 O_O r/woosh xD

    • @royalteaanimations
      @royalteaanimations 5 років тому

      I instantly thought of her XD

  • @juliacortez5516
    @juliacortez5516 5 років тому +18

    I think I understand why they referred to their teacher as "Ms. Umbridge". As of now I've never experienced a teacher like that before.

    • @avatarkylo8524
      @avatarkylo8524 5 років тому +1

      Most of my English teachers were like this to me.

  • @mineshnissanka7139
    @mineshnissanka7139 4 роки тому +9

    It's so nice to see that in the year of this video's existence, your subscriber count shot up from 100K to 1.5 million! Hope to see your channel get even stronger and more powerful as time goes on, bro!

  • @jackcuolo6
    @jackcuolo6 5 років тому +189

    For the one about the bias teacher who had been giving the storyteller all D’s, my mom had a similar experience with a teacher who hated my mom because my she has had blonde hair and blue eyes. This was a big deal to the teacher because she had relatives who had died in the holocaust. My mom who has no German blood, nor did she know about these events because she was in elementary school had been soloed out in class for things like not knowing about things they had not learned. Unfortunately no sweet revenge happens to this teacher at the time and she had quit the next year, but my mom got through it and ended up teaching.

    • @jedyzichterman358
      @jedyzichterman358 5 років тому +10

      Jack Moss No joke; I've been studying to become an English teacher for over a year now and I can say with utmost certainty that it was teachers like this that motivated my decision to get into the field a thousand times more than any good teacher ever has.

    • @Creeper_123
      @Creeper_123 5 років тому +10

      Thats stupid just to think that if they have Blonde hair and Blue eyes, that they are German...

    • @abigail3488
      @abigail3488 5 років тому +2

      English teaching is the best place for corrupt judging teacher because of how subjective it is.

    • @jackcuolo6
      @jackcuolo6 5 років тому +2

      Otto Owl I know it can be but I’ve seen my mom teach and she’s one of the few good English teachers

    • @abigail3488
      @abigail3488 5 років тому +1

      @@jackcuolo6 i know there are good English teachers im just saying that its a lot easier to grade based on favorites in English. Also, i wish your mom was my AP lang Teacher

  • @GrahamBurgers
    @GrahamBurgers 5 років тому +137

    i bet there's a brat down here who thinks you're being serious about the channel thing

    • @connorcaddy5661
      @connorcaddy5661 5 років тому +8

      WAIT IT'S A JOKE BUT I DESERVE IT!!!( I'M JOKING)

    • @chromemaniak3837
      @chromemaniak3837 5 років тому

      @@connorcaddy5661 damn you! I was going to comment something along those lines.

    • @yellowloafer65
      @yellowloafer65 5 років тому

      yep
      Their probably on tumblr too.

  • @Ivan-cv4dl
    @Ivan-cv4dl 5 років тому +10

    Man that apartment rental story made my blood boil, I moved out recently and had a similar experience with my previous landlord.

  • @milan8284
    @milan8284 Рік тому

    It's 2023, rewatching these old videos. It's clear how much better the videos have become. You've constantly improved your quality Dabney. I'm a hard-core fan. I'm imagining how awesome it's gonna be for Lily to watch these when she's older.

  • @masopaso70
    @masopaso70 5 років тому +517

    Mom said it was my turn with your channel

    • @panthercommander637
      @panthercommander637 5 років тому +4

      maso Paso you just stole my comment idea

    • @Mono-hz9es
      @Mono-hz9es 5 років тому +4

      maso Paso I’M SCREAMING LOL

    • @jeffhoblin8740
      @jeffhoblin8740 5 років тому +3

      No my mum said I was good it's my channel

    • @danielsharp8541
      @danielsharp8541 5 років тому +1

      Il monetise your channel that's what ill do, instantly earned channel

    • @jasonmccain9544
      @jasonmccain9544 5 років тому +2

      HEY! YOUR THE ADOPTED CHILD MUMMY SAID THAT I GO FIRST U HAVE 2 B'S 3 C'S AND 2 D'S I HAVE 3 A'S 4 B'S IM TELLING!!

  • @akoan5342
    @akoan5342 5 років тому +62

    I guess you can say Ms. Honey is very
    s w e e t *dies*

  • @mastrchieforion56
    @mastrchieforion56 5 років тому +139

    Im pretty sure you wont see this, but umbridge taught at my sister’s highschool, and she was is equally as horribe to my sister. My sister is hispanic like me, but we have different dads, so she was more hispanic looking than me. Me on the other hand, i am native american, white and like i said before, hispanic. My sister had been the only one to be known to be hispanic in that class (also she went to lake stevens high shool wa). When my sister had been in that class, everyone but her passed with flying colors, while she managed to get an f. Our Mom does auditing and writing for philips, so she would normally proofread the papers for my sister, as well as for me. When my sisters papers whent in she had gotten a d-.... so what im saying is that this is not an irregullar thing for her. Im not sure if she still works there but if she does, ill show her true r/godly revenge

    • @thealmanancy9020
      @thealmanancy9020 5 років тому +13

      wait, does this mean that this is an actual true story and not a made up one based on harry potter?

    • @foreverloving5565
      @foreverloving5565 5 років тому +26

      Elijah Groves I think the story was true but the names were just aliases

    • @thealmanancy9020
      @thealmanancy9020 5 років тому +7

      @@foreverloving5565 you know what, I forgot that was a thing

    • @foreverloving5565
      @foreverloving5565 5 років тому +1

      Elijah Groves lol yeah 😅

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 5 років тому +6

      Then harry potter came in the class shooting spells

  • @AloysiusWaffle
    @AloysiusWaffle 4 роки тому +38

    Can we just appreciate that this video is exactly 20 minutes long

  • @chicken5747
    @chicken5747 5 років тому +31

    I physically oof'd at that last one

  • @SteveNorwalt
    @SteveNorwalt 5 років тому +607

    I thought "Ms. Umbridge" sounded familiar, and "Ms. Honey" comes from _Matilda._ The ages were swapped, but I have suspicions about that story.

    • @barbrozenblum4588
      @barbrozenblum4588 5 років тому +136

      They were obviously aliases.

    • @space.apples
      @space.apples 5 років тому +81

      From the beginning when it said Ms. Umbridge, I thought the narrator would have to write on paper "I will not tell lies" lol

    • @dahook1255
      @dahook1255 5 років тому +17

      Zoe Rose sane I thought Harry Potter will not tell lies lol🤣🤣

    • @nathanos7741
      @nathanos7741 5 років тому +11

      Ms. Umbridge is a copy and paste from Proffesor Umbridge in Harry Potter Book 5

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 5 років тому +63

      @@barbrozenblum4588 Most likely this. Most of these stories change the names to avoid the people in them being identified so they don't get sued for defamation or some shit. Not that I don't think a lot of these stories are made up, they are, I'm just saying it's a explanation if the stories true.

  • @comicreliefghost
    @comicreliefghost 5 років тому +464

    1:13 Miss UMBRIGE
    OOF
    Harry Potter fans Will understand

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 5 років тому +31

      Aurelie Coursol God I hated her more than Voldemort...

    • @hadensmith2154
      @hadensmith2154 5 років тому +5

      OOOF

    • @envy23
      @envy23 5 років тому +16

      Potterheads worst nightmare

    • @kavinthas9059
      @kavinthas9059 5 років тому +11

      Aurelie Coursol uhm, ms. Honey was also named after a fictional character in this story. She’s the nice teacher Mathilda has in Ronald Dahl’s book.

    • @Fofo-sr2xu
      @Fofo-sr2xu 5 років тому +17

      "Harry Potter fans WILL understand" I mean, of fucking course they would, Umbridge was one of the most memorable characters in the entire series.

  • @callum9999
    @callum9999 4 роки тому +2

    I have no idea why everyone rolled over and made that student take basic English for a whole year "to see whether the teacher was lying or not". They already had proof she was a liar, they already had proof that she was producing essays at an A standard in that class. How could there POSSIBLY be any doubt?

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 5 років тому +481

    This is why I deserve ur channel;
    I'll sue you.

    • @Eigen_04
      @Eigen_04 5 років тому +1

      😐

    • @ellis6130
      @ellis6130 5 років тому +4

      Well- Well....! I’m gonna sue them first! xD

    • @spudd5832
      @spudd5832 5 років тому +3

      Gacha Paige No, I'M going to sue them first! I'm gonna tell me mummy!!!!!!

    • @ellis6130
      @ellis6130 5 років тому +1

      ComedyRole6 nO. IM TELLING MY MUMMY TOO! MUMMYYYYYYY SOMEONE IS ABUSING ME AND CALLING ME SOMETHING MEAN

    • @flutterfli332
      @flutterfli332 5 років тому

      Oh no...

  • @swift0660
    @swift0660 5 років тому +157

    I'm an a grade student and my Mommy says I'm the best boy in the world and says I should get WHATEVER I want so hand me your channel NOW!!!!!!

  • @sayouwami
    @sayouwami 5 років тому +285

    *my mommy said I'm SPECIAL so I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME YOUR CHANNEL*

  • @alansartrignot
    @alansartrignot Рік тому +1

    4 years ago this great man had gotten 100k subs, and now is at pretty much 2 mil, I am so happy to have been with ya since your beginning

  • @borschtwithnocream583
    @borschtwithnocream583 5 років тому +173

    The first story aligns *WAY* too much with the fifth Harry Potter book.
    Like, *WAAAAAAAAAAAY* too much, including grades, teachers, etc.
    The kid sucks at chemistry, as in Harry Potter sucking at Potions.

    • @swampyswamperton6536
      @swampyswamperton6536 5 років тому +44

      I think the OP just made up aliases for the teachers. She used Umbridge because it fit the teacher.

    • @TheJesterCW
      @TheJesterCW 5 років тому +7

      Yeah..... I feel like it was a given, seeing as her name is Ms. Umbridge, after all.

    • @zac8154
      @zac8154 5 років тому +2

      It does

    • @SonicTheFrenchHorn
      @SonicTheFrenchHorn 5 років тому +16

      Obvious aliases. Ms. Honey is the name of the nice teacher in Matilda.

    • @frankie6510
      @frankie6510 5 років тому

      Yea omg i love hp so much its so much better than twilight

  • @neroquin
    @neroquin 5 років тому +8

    That last one was epic. I was smiling during the entire thing. It was great.

  • @PkmariO64
    @PkmariO64 5 років тому +108

    Student DESTROYS Evil Teacher with FACTS and LOGIC.

    • @solstice5103
      @solstice5103 5 років тому +1

      I destroy my enemies with sick comebacks and rythms.

    • @bigblackkid1019
      @bigblackkid1019 5 років тому

      @@solstice5103 I destroy them by being smarter than them because they are all idiots

    • @henrysawyer3051
      @henrysawyer3051 5 років тому

      R/iamverysmart

    • @capitanleon9570
      @capitanleon9570 5 років тому +1

      inspired by daddy ben?

  • @fancygaming2883
    @fancygaming2883 4 роки тому +3

    Everyone else:*Notices Umbridge* Mrs Honey: Am I A Joke To You?

  • @nugoatt
    @nugoatt 5 років тому +113

    *Harry Potter and the R/ProRevenge* coming to book stores near you!

    • @Bechooch
      @Bechooch 5 років тому +1

      yeah I'm pretty much just thinking that one was fake af too. The obviously fake lazy name ruined the post.

    • @Blloopers
      @Blloopers 5 років тому

      Yeah that proved that post was completely fake.

    • @GKPranav
      @GKPranav 5 років тому +1

      id buy it

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 5 років тому

      Movie adaptation in 2020

    • @Rocky-iy8ct
      @Rocky-iy8ct 5 років тому

      Also, Miss Honey is the nice teacher from Matilda.. lol

  • @dtb345
    @dtb345 5 років тому +24

    I have a 0% in all classes so COUGH IT UP PAL

  • @deff8487
    @deff8487 5 років тому +139

    February 19th: 100k
    May 28th : 900k+
    Amazing job rSlash >w

    • @luv.shinji
      @luv.shinji 5 років тому +2

      June 30 1 million

    • @kingmoosh2004
      @kingmoosh2004 5 років тому +1

      Deff All by stealing content from Reddit!

    • @ur_mother_8762
      @ur_mother_8762 5 років тому +1

      Well you catch more flys with honey than vinaiger

    • @malaksalemm
      @malaksalemm 4 роки тому

      Benson Shapiro Haha! Funny joke

    • @Name_man
      @Name_man 4 роки тому

      Benson Shapiro
      Not really stealing. He leaves links to the posts he covers.
      Besides, some of us don’t have time to sort through it all.

  • @vinaynegi7239
    @vinaynegi7239 Рік тому +2

    Man.. when the 65 yr old teacher told OP that OP deserved English Honors and she was sorry that her class was not challenging for OP and then he literally cried in front of her .. really hit close to heart .. Did she knew about what OP had gone through with umbridge? If she did then she must've realised what mental abuse OP has went through ..

  • @Long_Haired_Country_Boy
    @Long_Haired_Country_Boy 5 років тому +17

    My middle school principal really disliked me. One day I was taking glassware to art class for my use in art projects, not wanting to run, I was tardy. I walked back across the campus, told the principal why I was tardy, obtained the tardy slip and returned to art class. In the middle of class the art teacher picked up the slip which I’d left on her desk. Looking at it while in the middle of instructing the class upon something or other, she paused long enough to look directly at me and call me a liar- in front of the entire class!She then proceeded to punish me by having me to write a theme. She neglected to give me a topic however.
    Arriving home I remembered an old book of college themes that Dad had picked up somewhere or other.
    The next day I handed in my carefully transcribed theme. The title of my theme? “Old Age Pensions For Retirement Age Teachers”
    Needless to say I didn’t have any further trouble with the teacher. The principal on the other hand is a whole other story.

    • @lilyl3470
      @lilyl3470 5 років тому

      I didn't get it, why did she call you a liar if you had the tardy slip? =o

    • @Long_Haired_Country_Boy
      @Long_Haired_Country_Boy 5 років тому +2

      Lilyl because the principal put the reason down on the slip as I was carrying the glassware for her and not to her class. Like she was having me carry it.

  • @hopesmusicvids
    @hopesmusicvids 5 років тому +217

    I've been getting super good grades this year. Ieven saw a puppy and didn't kick it. give channel

    • @shocking8278
      @shocking8278 5 років тому +12

      Teenager: *owns something*
      EP: Is this _MINE?_

    • @janzugic6798
      @janzugic6798 5 років тому +1

      why the fuck would you kick a puppy

    • @StealthStr1k3
      @StealthStr1k3 5 років тому +5

      Jan Zugic BECAUSE THERE ENTITLED FUCKS

    • @Emperor_D0nk
      @Emperor_D0nk 5 років тому

      @@StealthStr1k3 they're*
      Looks like the brats are better than you at something.

    • @breadbyss5311
      @breadbyss5311 5 років тому +1

      Jan Zugic Why wouldn’t you kick one

  • @lucky9293
    @lucky9293 5 років тому +118

    Looks at Ms. Umbridge in first story.
    Me: Hm... Doesn’t that sound familiar?

    • @eastofaeon
      @eastofaeon 5 років тому +22

      Hey, at least she didnt make the student write with their own blood

    • @markmcgreggor9162
      @markmcgreggor9162 5 років тому +3

      @@eastofaeon Y'ALL MY PEOPLE!!!

    • @simone2376
      @simone2376 5 років тому +9

      *harry potter theme blasts*

    • @pennywise5662
      @pennywise5662 5 років тому +3

      @@eastofaeon That's what the red ink referenced, the story was actually the Harry Potter and Umbridge arc in the book with minor alterations

    • @amirafinn9720
      @amirafinn9720 5 років тому +1

      @@pennywise5662 YESSS!!!!!!!

  • @tatyanaminifie811
    @tatyanaminifie811 4 роки тому +7

    I'm loving the Harry Potter and Matilda references

  • @AyanSharma-dv1yr
    @AyanSharma-dv1yr 5 років тому +34

    Dude,i literally am an entitled brat with A+ grades.

  • @jinkstacks4830
    @jinkstacks4830 5 років тому +40

    I was getting As consistently in the subject in question. It was so easy, I barely had to listen in class as is, but I did anyway in case something came up that I wasn’t expecting. While my teacher was taking the role or setting up the lesson or something else that wasn’t teaching the class, I would often doodle in my book. My teacher *repeatedly* pulled me out of the class for this. Every single time, he threatened to take this issue to the higher ups, but every single time I basically made him look like an idiot and got off Scott free. He hated me, and I found it fucking hilarious. Needless to say, he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

    • @monetaphothisat2907
      @monetaphothisat2907 5 років тому +1

      Jinkstack S that could literally get featured

    • @MzClementine
      @MzClementine 5 років тому +4

      Most teachers are not... that’s why they are not professors.
      My sons teacher was picking on him. English class. Called a meeting with her. She instantly claimed well coming from home schooling. I immediately corrected her and stated, “he was in 8th grade Mrs. so and so’s class. She recommended my son for you class specifically!” I held him in basic classes the year before so he could get use to brick and mortar. The guidance counselor spoke to all his other teachers. He is in above level and about to start college mathematics corses. I said, you could bring this mind to a higher potential yet you constantly pick on his work when he asked you what he did wrong you blame it on him not writing down the assignments? Then I had him pull out his book that I check daily! With all notes of homework. She looked so embarrassed her red face said it all. He is now at a high b. From a low D. I was ready to have the teacher reviewed! He cannot wait to get out of her class. He will have her again in his senior class. He’s not excited but at least he will have a 2 year break, from her. I swear she has the start of dementia! She keeps forgetting to tell one class and telling her first class what she needed to tell the second class. I borrowed another students book, with all notes of class work. She said he forgot to write it down. Well my son pulls out the star students book and says really did she forget to write it down. That day you gave us that test no where did you tell us the proper information. The 3 of us looked at her like, what now?!? 🤨
      She was picking on him because of home schooling. And she proved my point in the first 3 minutes of our meeting claiming he is behind coming from home schooling, and he was recommended by the 8th grade teacher of the school right beside the high school! Afterwards the guidance consoler said, she was sorry and noticed that immediately as this woman confirmed my worries immediately!
      She now keeps tabs on him and is making sure this teacher isn’t picking on him. Unbelievable!!!
      My son was so grateful I stood up to her. He tried to talk to her and she was so mean and rude to him. I put her in her place! Which is to teach, period! Help and guide, not ignore and blame. Oh heck no! I had my fair share of crappy teachers! Took me 3 years to prove how bad I was picked on for being poor. The math teacher was fired! She got a job out of the county I was in. Evil woman. When it was finally out how she treated me, others came forward and with our testimonies she was no longer allowed to work in that county. Soooo awesome!

    • @Saturnine803
      @Saturnine803 5 років тому +1

      I bet he was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb with the shape of the L on her forehead...

    • @yeremiafrans9425
      @yeremiafrans9425 5 років тому

      Scott Free?
      r/boneappletea?

    • @jinkstacks4830
      @jinkstacks4830 5 років тому

      D3D Gaming
      Yeah

  • @sofees
    @sofees 5 років тому +21

    Feels good watching this after getting irritated with a bunch of r/EntitledParents

  • @matthewgriffith9780
    @matthewgriffith9780 5 років тому +19

    Here's why i should TOTALLY have your channel
    I'll call 119 if you say no

  • @jacobhill9560
    @jacobhill9560 5 років тому +57

    I got an A+ in math. I DESERVE YOUR ACCOUNT

  • @TrueXiarno
    @TrueXiarno 5 років тому +74

    Wait, 2 weeks ago you were at 100k ? And now, you are at 547k ?!??!?!
    HOLY COW, you are growing SO FAST !

  • @mouadgranderson9618
    @mouadgranderson9618 5 років тому +7

    Student DESTROYS teacher with FACTS and LOGIC

  • @helenhoward-pate6576
    @helenhoward-pate6576 2 роки тому +3

    nearly at 2 mill subs now, well done Rslash. It's no surprise because of how good you are

  • @TheMento98
    @TheMento98 5 років тому +27

    I've ever only had 2 Ms. Honey teachers my 2nd grade teacher who was an English major and my Junior/Senior year English teacher. It's something about English teachers but they're honestly the greatest, up there with Science teachers.

    • @juliannicholls5522
      @juliannicholls5522 5 років тому

      HARHEE my math teacher in high school is amazing and loves doing her job and is very enthusiastic and made me like doing maths in class

    • @liluwuzivert6470
      @liluwuzivert6470 5 років тому

      none of my teachers have been this

  • @marzipanwars4897
    @marzipanwars4897 5 років тому +76

    Hippity hoppity my grades no droppity so ur channel is mine now

    • @ares5280
      @ares5280 5 років тому +5

      Hippity Hoppity your channel is now my property

    • @Captainbro50
      @Captainbro50 5 років тому +3

      Hippity hoppity my grades no droppity so your channel should become my property

    • @maybemc1498
      @maybemc1498 5 років тому

      Hippity Hoppity Your Laptop Is My Child's Property

  • @imachangedname2978
    @imachangedname2978 5 років тому +305

    My bust size is straight D so I get Straight A's
    Also I'm a fat guy

    • @Gabriel-oq8gs
      @Gabriel-oq8gs 5 років тому +9

      Wow, I laughed way harder at this than I reasonably should have. Well done.

    • @underfailz5851
      @underfailz5851 5 років тому +2

      My bust size is a B cup, what does that mean?

    • @MendicantMonkey
      @MendicantMonkey 5 років тому +2

      @@underfailz5851 You probably get _average_ grades?

    • @smile6676
      @smile6676 5 років тому

      Did u copy this from ryanhiga?

    • @thehappyemo4871
      @thehappyemo4871 5 років тому

      Lmao

  • @Marinebiologist412
    @Marinebiologist412 4 роки тому +2

    Ms umbridge used to give me nightmares, I was terrified of that lady and she made me feel levels of anger and fear I didn’t even know was possible. It was super nice to see her be put in her place, at least sort of. As well as that, I’ve had garbage teachers my entire life, Out of all the teachers I’ve had I think there’s only 2 or 3 teachers that didn’t make my life living hell. Some of the teachers in this world are borderline ab*sive, if not actually ab*sive, and I honestly don’t know how some of them still have jobs and I wish I would’ve been brave enough to at least attempt revenge on any of them

  • @moon-kv1ln
    @moon-kv1ln 5 років тому +24

    Ms Umbridge? Evil Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter?
    Ms Honey? Kind Ms Honey from Matilda? Tf is going on?

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 5 років тому +1

      Mamoon Umar its the movie business they will combine anything

    • @reichtanglevictor1694
      @reichtanglevictor1694 5 років тому +8

      Probably fake names for the story

  • @rosemary_carll
    @rosemary_carll 5 років тому +14

    Umbridge? This person is a legend!!

    • @warriorpisces4925
      @warriorpisces4925 5 років тому +4

      Got taken away by centaurs....
      Umbride=U
      Harry=H
      U:tell them i mean no harm!
      H: sorry, but i must not tell lies
      *what the scar on his hand says*
      AM I THE ONLY POTTERHEAD T-T

  • @katiep3417
    @katiep3417 5 років тому +430

    Draco Malfoy here. If you don't give me your UA-cam channel, my father will hear about it!

    • @michaelamurphy7555
      @michaelamurphy7555 5 років тому +11

      Katie P3 lmao I would give anything to Draco malfoy

    • @allysonshelton4365
      @allysonshelton4365 5 років тому +2

      me 2@@michaelamurphy7555

    • @anothernobody5396
      @anothernobody5396 5 років тому +8

      *screw you malfoy*

    • @cockhead4457
      @cockhead4457 5 років тому +4

      Katie P3 LOL Harry Potter nerd 🤓 hear: loving your commentXD XD XD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gabesarti7184
      @gabesarti7184 5 років тому +9

      Don't make me get Mad-Eye to turn you back into a Ferret!!!!

  • @kylethecarrotgames3639
    @kylethecarrotgames3639 4 роки тому +1

    I find it extremely satisfying that the video is exactly 20 minutes.