Are you a spoiled little brat with good grades? Do you think you deserve my channel even though you haven't done anything to earn it? Tell me why you deserve my channel!
That first story makes me so happy. OP worked so hard in the most earnest ways, did their best to uplift another student, and that effort was seen and rewarded! Revenge that blooms from just being kind and putting in genuine effort in all the right ways is one of my favorite kinds~
The first story hit too close to home. I used to have a teacher like this, but she hated everyone and didn't teach anything. I had to put up with it for an entire year. First day after holidays I had a horrible panic attack and acid reflux, then I was moved to a diffrent class. It was around that time I started suffering from depression and anxiety. I am still fear writing and have problems with school fobia.
YOU want RSLASH to TELL YOU THAT U HAVE GOOD GRADES??? My son has good grades and he says that HE has to say it and if he doesn't say that u have good grades he will expel you for harrasment and abusment!!! I will call the cops on ya!!!!
That OP who suffered under ms Umbridge was absolutely brilliant, and considering they weren't even the top of thier classes, that's truly inspirational to never give up on yourself even if people tell you your stupid and can't do something
I’m a teacher and that first story made me so mad!!! I don’t like every kid I teach, but I have a job to teach them and treat them all fairly, no favorites and no one I treat poorly. I give them the grades that they EARNED even if I think they are horrible people or even if I want to boost them. No special treatment either way. To hear about one of my peers doing something so nasty to a student makes my blood boil. Even when I have students fall asleep in my room, I never punish them. You never know who has a horrible home where they cannot sleep or medical issues interfering with sleep. I just wake them up for important parts. If anyone is worried about this teacher, don’t. She is going to have to move pretty far away from that district to escape her transgressions and a lot of places will either call and hear or wonder why she doesn’t give the number to THAT job. She is a marked woman now!!!
same happened to me with a german teacher back in school.. my bigger brother was at the same school so i had the lovely perks of being hated from day one by some teachers without even doing anything to them.. it's just that there is quite some interpretation and personal preference that goes into grading essays and that kind of stuff in language classes.. for math it's easy.. you do the calculation.. the way is right, the answer is right.. full points.. that doesn't really work for an essay.. but yeah i'm happy this woman will think again before doing her students wrong.. or even better she should do it again.. i mean you can go to jail for that.. at the very least she would loose her job and never be allowed to teach again.. then she can pay off her student loans with flipping burgers i suppose.. hard but some people only learn that way..
I'm from Brazil and my in high school years the education in my country was really bad (I graduated from high school in 2013), unfortunatly the education still runs bad in public schools, and most of the times isn't really the teacher's fault, but to get to the point I was a really good artist at the time (and I like to think that I'm still good at it) and I had an arts teacher that deeply hated me for years, the sad thing is I really believed all the things she used to say, about me being an IDIOT to think I would get anywhere in my life, that almost brings me to tears everytime I remember this story. But what she didn't know is that my granmother was a good friend of her's years ago and one of the best teacher's of my town, the kind that fixed the most problematic students, and she was so lovely that all of them always ended up pretty much liking her as a mother figure, and also becoming very good students in the process. But getting to the point, she once discovered who I was related to, and completly changed her attitude towards me, and I felt even worse about it, because I knew that she only had changed because of that. Unfortunatly this story doesn't end with a sweet old prorevenge, but I told this whole story to my granma, and as the angel the she was (she passed away in 2015, I guess now she's an actual angel) she told me that she was sorry that she never knew this story back when it happens, but she made me realize that I should never question my competence and my worth ever again. And that is the lesson, don't let a person full of hate in their heart tell you that you don't have any value. YOU ARE CAPABLE OF EVERYTHING, AND DON'T YOU EVER DOUBT YOURSELF!! obs: excuse my english, I may have written something wrong.
Nícolas Ramos I am so sorry a teacher did that to you. I have kept every drawing a student has ever given me. I have several art projects in scrap books. It makes me smile to see the work of young artists. I hope you still follow your love of art. God Bless you sweet grandmother.
@@BelleDreamer7 thanks so much, bringing that story up always makes me cry, but nowadays is mostly in a good way, because I remember the angel that my grandma were to me. And I hope that you have an amazing career, teachers are sadly undervalued in Brazil. That needs to change as fast as possible.
Damn you're growing real quick and you deserve that, now don't dissapoint us or else ms.umbridge will have to take over your channel and copy strike it for no reason
Seems like back when he was only at around 100k he didn't worry too much about UA-cam demonitization, but nowadays he uses "creative" methods to avoid saying cuss words. Like for B*tch, he would witch or something similar, C*nt would be grunt, or runt, etc.
I had a teacher in high school who did the same thing, but nothing happened. 3 years after I graduated, I find out that she had done this to more than just me. After she was exposed, she was promptly fired, and barred from teaching anywhere.
@@atomicnite1025 Lol. I got that joke man. Still felt like pointing it out haha. Regardless of the context, my OCD does that to me (I'm a grammar Nazi).
@@AShatteredDragonsSpirit ...actually; they're references. I know 100% Ms Honey is from Matilda and supposedly Umbridge is from Harry Potter (idrk, haven't seen HP in at least 15 years)
Lamborghini Aventador's report card Being expensive: A+ Being cool: A+ Math: C- Social studies: D+ Spanish: F- He deserves the channel BECAUSE HE'S COOL!!!
Friend: what’s ur favorite Harry Potter book? Me:Harry Potter and the r/pro revenge Friend: what? Me: oh it’s just the best book in the world Friend: oooookaayyyyy?
Jerk: Yeah, imma flip this guy's life upside down. OP: Yeah, you go right on ahead. Jerk: Yay i just ruined this guy OP: Hmm... nah. *OP uses Frick You!* *It was very effective!*
@@iatedanscereal7676 I feel like the Umbridge and Honey names were deliberately changed for the story, and borrowed from Matilda and Harry Potter. But you could you imagine the coincidence if those were the real names?
Good job to the student. Im glad they stood up for themselves and did what needed to be done to those she did this too before them and those who were saved that she would have done it to in the future
Also my sisters teacher put the wrong grades in the grade book and so the teacher added an extra 2 zeros and so she got a 9000% in that class but it got corrected!
Same thing happened to my friend in our Robotics class. The teacher had no idea what he was doing all year and frankly didn't care. James had an 8100% in that class for almost two weeks.
I really feel for that student glad to hear that they worked it out and moved on. I remember this one kid in elementary school that got bullied relentlessly by their home teacher and principal and used the harshest possible punishment for even the silliest of offenses, sometimes no offense at all. Being held after class, extra homework, being reemed out constantly. One time he had an in-school-suspension that was two weeks long and they kept him in a room with no working lights, blinds on the windows had to be shut apparently, wasn't allowed recess and only had a 10 minute lunch. He had to use the light from the office outside the room to read and write. A shame he didn't know any better at the time otherwise he might have been able to do something about the child abuse.
It's so nice to see that in the year of this video's existence, your subscriber count shot up from 100K to 1.5 million! Hope to see your channel get even stronger and more powerful as time goes on, bro!
For the one about the bias teacher who had been giving the storyteller all D’s, my mom had a similar experience with a teacher who hated my mom because my she has had blonde hair and blue eyes. This was a big deal to the teacher because she had relatives who had died in the holocaust. My mom who has no German blood, nor did she know about these events because she was in elementary school had been soloed out in class for things like not knowing about things they had not learned. Unfortunately no sweet revenge happens to this teacher at the time and she had quit the next year, but my mom got through it and ended up teaching.
Jack Moss No joke; I've been studying to become an English teacher for over a year now and I can say with utmost certainty that it was teachers like this that motivated my decision to get into the field a thousand times more than any good teacher ever has.
@@jackcuolo6 i know there are good English teachers im just saying that its a lot easier to grade based on favorites in English. Also, i wish your mom was my AP lang Teacher
It's 2023, rewatching these old videos. It's clear how much better the videos have become. You've constantly improved your quality Dabney. I'm a hard-core fan. I'm imagining how awesome it's gonna be for Lily to watch these when she's older.
Im pretty sure you wont see this, but umbridge taught at my sister’s highschool, and she was is equally as horribe to my sister. My sister is hispanic like me, but we have different dads, so she was more hispanic looking than me. Me on the other hand, i am native american, white and like i said before, hispanic. My sister had been the only one to be known to be hispanic in that class (also she went to lake stevens high shool wa). When my sister had been in that class, everyone but her passed with flying colors, while she managed to get an f. Our Mom does auditing and writing for philips, so she would normally proofread the papers for my sister, as well as for me. When my sisters papers whent in she had gotten a d-.... so what im saying is that this is not an irregullar thing for her. Im not sure if she still works there but if she does, ill show her true r/godly revenge
@@barbrozenblum4588 Most likely this. Most of these stories change the names to avoid the people in them being identified so they don't get sued for defamation or some shit. Not that I don't think a lot of these stories are made up, they are, I'm just saying it's a explanation if the stories true.
I have no idea why everyone rolled over and made that student take basic English for a whole year "to see whether the teacher was lying or not". They already had proof she was a liar, they already had proof that she was producing essays at an A standard in that class. How could there POSSIBLY be any doubt?
The first story aligns *WAY* too much with the fifth Harry Potter book. Like, *WAAAAAAAAAAAY* too much, including grades, teachers, etc. The kid sucks at chemistry, as in Harry Potter sucking at Potions.
Man.. when the 65 yr old teacher told OP that OP deserved English Honors and she was sorry that her class was not challenging for OP and then he literally cried in front of her .. really hit close to heart .. Did she knew about what OP had gone through with umbridge? If she did then she must've realised what mental abuse OP has went through ..
My middle school principal really disliked me. One day I was taking glassware to art class for my use in art projects, not wanting to run, I was tardy. I walked back across the campus, told the principal why I was tardy, obtained the tardy slip and returned to art class. In the middle of class the art teacher picked up the slip which I’d left on her desk. Looking at it while in the middle of instructing the class upon something or other, she paused long enough to look directly at me and call me a liar- in front of the entire class!She then proceeded to punish me by having me to write a theme. She neglected to give me a topic however. Arriving home I remembered an old book of college themes that Dad had picked up somewhere or other. The next day I handed in my carefully transcribed theme. The title of my theme? “Old Age Pensions For Retirement Age Teachers” Needless to say I didn’t have any further trouble with the teacher. The principal on the other hand is a whole other story.
Lilyl because the principal put the reason down on the slip as I was carrying the glassware for her and not to her class. Like she was having me carry it.
I was getting As consistently in the subject in question. It was so easy, I barely had to listen in class as is, but I did anyway in case something came up that I wasn’t expecting. While my teacher was taking the role or setting up the lesson or something else that wasn’t teaching the class, I would often doodle in my book. My teacher *repeatedly* pulled me out of the class for this. Every single time, he threatened to take this issue to the higher ups, but every single time I basically made him look like an idiot and got off Scott free. He hated me, and I found it fucking hilarious. Needless to say, he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Most teachers are not... that’s why they are not professors. My sons teacher was picking on him. English class. Called a meeting with her. She instantly claimed well coming from home schooling. I immediately corrected her and stated, “he was in 8th grade Mrs. so and so’s class. She recommended my son for you class specifically!” I held him in basic classes the year before so he could get use to brick and mortar. The guidance counselor spoke to all his other teachers. He is in above level and about to start college mathematics corses. I said, you could bring this mind to a higher potential yet you constantly pick on his work when he asked you what he did wrong you blame it on him not writing down the assignments? Then I had him pull out his book that I check daily! With all notes of homework. She looked so embarrassed her red face said it all. He is now at a high b. From a low D. I was ready to have the teacher reviewed! He cannot wait to get out of her class. He will have her again in his senior class. He’s not excited but at least he will have a 2 year break, from her. I swear she has the start of dementia! She keeps forgetting to tell one class and telling her first class what she needed to tell the second class. I borrowed another students book, with all notes of class work. She said he forgot to write it down. Well my son pulls out the star students book and says really did she forget to write it down. That day you gave us that test no where did you tell us the proper information. The 3 of us looked at her like, what now?!? 🤨 She was picking on him because of home schooling. And she proved my point in the first 3 minutes of our meeting claiming he is behind coming from home schooling, and he was recommended by the 8th grade teacher of the school right beside the high school! Afterwards the guidance consoler said, she was sorry and noticed that immediately as this woman confirmed my worries immediately! She now keeps tabs on him and is making sure this teacher isn’t picking on him. Unbelievable!!! My son was so grateful I stood up to her. He tried to talk to her and she was so mean and rude to him. I put her in her place! Which is to teach, period! Help and guide, not ignore and blame. Oh heck no! I had my fair share of crappy teachers! Took me 3 years to prove how bad I was picked on for being poor. The math teacher was fired! She got a job out of the county I was in. Evil woman. When it was finally out how she treated me, others came forward and with our testimonies she was no longer allowed to work in that county. Soooo awesome!
I've ever only had 2 Ms. Honey teachers my 2nd grade teacher who was an English major and my Junior/Senior year English teacher. It's something about English teachers but they're honestly the greatest, up there with Science teachers.
Ms umbridge used to give me nightmares, I was terrified of that lady and she made me feel levels of anger and fear I didn’t even know was possible. It was super nice to see her be put in her place, at least sort of. As well as that, I’ve had garbage teachers my entire life, Out of all the teachers I’ve had I think there’s only 2 or 3 teachers that didn’t make my life living hell. Some of the teachers in this world are borderline ab*sive, if not actually ab*sive, and I honestly don’t know how some of them still have jobs and I wish I would’ve been brave enough to at least attempt revenge on any of them
Got taken away by centaurs.... Umbride=U Harry=H U:tell them i mean no harm! H: sorry, but i must not tell lies *what the scar on his hand says* AM I THE ONLY POTTERHEAD T-T
Are you a spoiled little brat with good grades?
Do you think you deserve my channel even though you haven't done anything to earn it?
Tell me why you deserve my channel!
BECAUSE I HAVE GOOD GRADES SO I DESERVE IT!!!!!
rSlash i have an b in lunch that’s my best grade
BeCaUsE i WaNt It.
I NEED your channel because you're clearly too old for it! I'm not asking. This is a DEMAND!
I have straight A+ s cough it up
Umbridge: "He's a liar"
OP: "I'm sorry professor, but I must not tell lies."
This comment is way too under-liked
TiLT XD
Wonder if OP's name is Matilda.
Wonderfull!
TiLT I love harry potter
HOLD UP......
Ms. Unbridge- mean Harry Potter teacher
Ms. Honey- sweet teacher from Matilda
Sophie's Channel ikr
Haha lol 😂
@SSUKO lol maybe
I was looking 4 this
Lol
That first story makes me so happy. OP worked so hard in the most earnest ways, did their best to uplift another student, and that effort was seen and rewarded! Revenge that blooms from just being kind and putting in genuine effort in all the right ways is one of my favorite kinds~
“I got 104%”
Californian Schools: We don’t do that here.
I dunno man I got a 104 in a class of mine
I was sick for 4 weeks
Public schools: no, a human is only ever sick for 5 days.
Yep tell me about it my math grades are lower because of that
I got 110% on a history assignment
Washingtonian Schools: We don’t do that here either.
The first story hit too close to home. I used to have a teacher like this, but she hated everyone and didn't teach anything. I had to put up with it for an entire year. First day after holidays I had a horrible panic attack and acid reflux, then I was moved to a diffrent class. It was around that time I started suffering from depression and anxiety. I am still fear writing and have problems with school fobia.
Same
YOU want ME to tell YOU that I have good grades? WHY can't YOU do it for ME?
YOU want RSLASH to TELL YOU THAT U HAVE GOOD GRADES??? My son has good grades and he says that HE has to say it and if he doesn't say that u have good grades he will expel you for harrasment and abusment!!! I will call the cops on ya!!!!
@@atb_ns NOT IF I CALL THE COPS ON YOU FIRST
((These are the most reddit comments ever and I’m actually wheezing))
MY DOG WILL CALL THE FBI ON YOU GUYS FOR HARASSING THE POLICE
just don't be greedy
"Umbridge"
Ok, good way to draw a picture.
"Honey", makes sense too, but wait a second, why was the first one not called "Trunchbull" then?
Also, Trunchbull usually resorted to physical abuse. Not messing with a student’s grade.
Also on top of that Umbridge always put up a sweet facade while Trunchbull was just a hag in attitude and never lied about hate kids.
@@LunatticProductions Trunchbull bullied the parents as well. Still easily one of Roald Dahl's best characters ever devised.
Didn’t Trunchbull also force a kid to eat a whole chocolate cake?
WorldTravel1518 Yep
**someone in the story gets divorced**
**wii song still plays**
Sounds like a fun shitshow.
*the lion sleeps tonight starts playing*
Wow. I checked this like 45 mins ago and i gained 50 more likes. ❤️
Lol
Everything about this channel is trending, even the comments
when someone nicknames a teacher Umbridge you KNOW they're gonna be evil!
Also, edit: HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF PROREVENGE. 100% would read. XD
Wait this isn't cannon!?!?😲
Y E S
We called an CFO at one of my former companies as “She Who Must Not Be Named”.
Lol
@@weltonvillegal6258 lmao
That OP who suffered under ms Umbridge was absolutely brilliant, and considering they weren't even the top of thier classes, that's truly inspirational to never give up on yourself even if people tell you your stupid and can't do something
I wonder why OP was hated so much? race thing maybe? only thing I can think of.
"I have special feelings for Phil now."
Lol
Them or dr.phil
Yes
:))))))))))))))))])))))
@@DpLynel what do you think man
I’m a teacher and that first story made me so mad!!! I don’t like every kid I teach, but I have a job to teach them and treat them all fairly, no favorites and no one I treat poorly. I give them the grades that they EARNED even if I think they are horrible people or even if I want to boost them. No special treatment either way. To hear about one of my peers doing something so nasty to a student makes my blood boil. Even when I have students fall asleep in my room, I never punish them. You never know who has a horrible home where they cannot sleep or medical issues interfering with sleep. I just wake them up for important parts. If anyone is worried about this teacher, don’t. She is going to have to move pretty far away from that district to escape her transgressions and a lot of places will either call and hear or wonder why she doesn’t give the number to THAT job. She is a marked woman now!!!
same happened to me with a german teacher back in school.. my bigger brother was at the same school so i had the lovely perks of being hated from day one by some teachers without even doing anything to them.. it's just that there is quite some interpretation and personal preference that goes into grading essays and that kind of stuff in language classes.. for math it's easy.. you do the calculation.. the way is right, the answer is right.. full points.. that doesn't really work for an essay..
but yeah i'm happy this woman will think again before doing her students wrong.. or even better she should do it again.. i mean you can go to jail for that.. at the very least she would loose her job and never be allowed to teach again.. then she can pay off her student loans with flipping burgers i suppose.. hard but some people only learn that way..
I'm from Brazil and my in high school years the education in my country was really bad (I graduated from high school in 2013), unfortunatly the education still runs bad in public schools, and most of the times isn't really the teacher's fault, but to get to the point I was a really good artist at the time (and I like to think that I'm still good at it) and I had an arts teacher that deeply hated me for years, the sad thing is I really believed all the things she used to say, about me being an IDIOT to think I would get anywhere in my life, that almost brings me to tears everytime I remember this story. But what she didn't know is that my granmother was a good friend of her's years ago and one of the best teacher's of my town, the kind that fixed the most problematic students, and she was so lovely that all of them always ended up pretty much liking her as a mother figure, and also becoming very good students in the process.
But getting to the point, she once discovered who I was related to, and completly changed her attitude towards me, and I felt even worse about it, because I knew that she only had changed because of that. Unfortunatly this story doesn't end with a sweet old prorevenge, but I told this whole story to my granma, and as the angel the she was (she passed away in 2015, I guess now she's an actual angel) she told me that she was sorry that she never knew this story back when it happens, but she made me realize that I should never question my competence and my worth ever again. And that is the lesson, don't let a person full of hate in their heart tell you that you don't have any value. YOU ARE CAPABLE OF EVERYTHING, AND DON'T YOU EVER DOUBT YOURSELF!!
obs: excuse my english, I may have written something wrong.
Dunkelelf3 I’m sorry a teacher did you wrong. No student deserves just blind hatred.
Nícolas Ramos I am so sorry a teacher did that to you. I have kept every drawing a student has ever given me. I have several art projects in scrap books. It makes me smile to see the work of young artists. I hope you still follow your love of art. God Bless you sweet grandmother.
@@BelleDreamer7 thanks so much, bringing that story up always makes me cry, but nowadays is mostly in a good way, because I remember the angel that my grandma were to me. And I hope that you have an amazing career, teachers are sadly undervalued in Brazil. That needs to change as fast as possible.
Damn you're growing real quick and you deserve that, now don't dissapoint us or else ms.umbridge will have to take over your channel and copy strike it for no reason
😂😂😂
I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH 😂😂😂
This is to good
George “You’re to old for it anyways!!! My son is the youngest here and he deserves it!”
@Jeremiah Teoh
From the beginning when it said Ms. Umbridge, I thought the narrator would have to write on paper "I will not tell lies" lol
8:29
alright Ms honey. How’s Matilda doing?
KOOKIE WOOKIE! Lol I was looking for this comment
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! LOL!
And I thought Ms Umbridge was from Harry Potter. Lol
I’m so glad someone else thought this lmao
@@Nightix 4cg
YES
I get an F+ in every grade and *OBVIOUSLY* F stands for fantastic
F is a FAILING grade
@@brettbaglio1550 nah it definitely means fantastic
Damn, dude! Congrats on 100k, you've absolutely blown up!
Huge fan of the channel
Sup fresh
Honestly you should change your name back to f r e s h
Love your channel man!
You guys should collab
The FBI would like to receive a copy of 'Harry Potter and the r/Prorevenge' for review.
I second that the FBI gets Harry potter and the r/ Prorevenge. It needs review, and if it's great enough, then it should be published.
FBI can u raid my house for my hacker step bro
CIA is better U N00pB
i swear the minecraft hacks were for a school project, please dont hurt me
Wow
Ms Umbridge, eh? That description of her sounds exactly like Ms Umbridge from the Harry Potter series
Well not really, Umbridge in harry potter was not in her 20s like the one in the story
And Miss. Honey is the name of the nice teacher in Matilda 🤔🤔🤔
It may not be her real name, but it suits her well.
@@jessicawilson6609 the person was probably just using fake names to not use the real ones
more than likely it was an cover name
“Mommy MOMMY this guy took my UA-cam ACCOUNT”
No its my account and he hacked my account he took it and placed his own voice and deleted mine
Get mommy speak to his manager, as I dont work here, don't take me to task for this comment.
as soon as i heard the name umbridge , i immediately thought of dolores umbridge from harry potter
Emmers Oswald same dude, #PotterHeads
And as soon as i heared
ms. Honey i thought Matilda
That profile pic is so cute
SAAAAME
Same
As soon as I heard ‘Mrs Umbridge’ and ‘mean’ I was like OMG HARRY POTTER USES REDDIT?
Me too
oh my god
I know lol
Kev Grund | omg so true 😂
SAME
Mrs honey (matilda)
Mrs umbridge (harry potter)
Yeah this kid knows the basics of reading.
Holy shit, how did I not see that?
Nice
I thought the SAME thing!
That was my first thought too. as soon as I heard Umbridge :)
Ms. Honey, just saying, not to insult or troll
oh my god he actually says the cuss words in this one
And here is a rare event of rSlash cussing, truly a sight to behold
I agree
Seems like back when he was only at around 100k he didn't worry too much about UA-cam demonitization, but nowadays he uses "creative" methods to avoid saying cuss words. Like for B*tch, he would witch or something similar, C*nt would be grunt, or runt, etc.
My Mom: Are you reading!
Me: Yeah, but I'm listening to an audio book.
My Mom: What book is it?
Me: Harry Potter and the r/Prorevenge.
LMAO 😂😂
more like harry potter and the fake clickbait
Jim Moriarty w
😂😂😂LMAO
Yes.
_Ms. Umbridge _*_HATED_*_ me_
*_YOU WENT TO HOGWARTS?_*
dam fred and george did good
Zac tru doh so heccn tru
LOL YOU ARE HILARIOUS
So the kid is harry potter
No Hogwarts doesn't teach things like English or math
everyone we must get our mommies to group up to steal his channel
yoooooosss
Im down
Lets get him
yeah!
thicc glucose god *sips all natural quinoa juice* hmmm sure. But only if it doesn’t get any toxins in my poor baby’s body.
Ms. Umbridge from Harry Potter is real??????
Damn...
We are all screwed...
Oh, they're out there! You just gotta know who they are and RUN IN THE OPPOSITE FUCKING DIRECTION
But they aren’t elected directly by the democratically elected dictator.
@Daniel Robbins Me because he has a point why but Umbridge's hate happened for no reason
Your a muggle. Relax
*hears* Ms.Umbridge
*Harry potter theme starts playing*
Kind of funny
For some reason the star wars theme started playing in my head instead of the Harry Potter one
@@unknowuser1843 The fuck is wrong with you?
@@chrispham6599 nothing
How about you? 😁
Ian Brzostoski everything
@@unknowuser1843 way to go
She's called Ms Umbridge...
HaRrY pOtTeR
CaitlinCupcake Oof stupid potterheads...
JOKE
yessssssss
Lol
She want to kill us all
Harry potter theme plays
Ms Umbridge is back from Harry Potter
Edit: I wouldve been happier if she got taken by centaurs as well.
And Miss Honey from Matilda.
@@eeveestar6826 Hahahaha
I had an elementary teacher named that.... Idk if these two are the same people but she was an butthole
ASRIEL DREEMUR Yeh. Clearly didn’t teach you literature very well. “An butthole” 😂 jk
Not her!
Please not her
I'm a college writing major, I want to write books, and I would have had a full-on breakdown if I'd had that teacher.
I saw the same title this video used on a very...very different site
The student was Riley Reid if I remember correctly
Also a certain word that describes a certain woman’s body part after the word “teacher”
What are you guys talking about? /s
I cant post that video on YT lol
What do you mean? Vimeo?
Unlike others, I don't need your channel. All I'm asking for is your organs.
I think i've got an extra kidney
Ha
Understandable, here, have my heart
Yeah, I need a kidney haha
I'll give you a pig's heart
And ass
When you’re teachers name is Umbridge it’s a bad sign
Well, that name was chosen for anonymity sake, but still.
Your*
gred and feorge
Fucking Harry potter
I MUST NOT TELL FUCKING LIES
I had a teacher in high school who did the same thing, but nothing happened. 3 years after I graduated, I find out that she had done this to more than just me. After she was exposed, she was promptly fired, and barred from teaching anywhere.
I got a scholarship to Harvard, graduated with honors, is a doctor, and my Dad is Elon Musk
"I is a doctor?" damn that fail!
Mr. Dionto Ahmed r/whoosh
@@atomicnite1025 Lol. I got that joke man. Still felt like pointing it out haha. Regardless of the context, my OCD does that to me (I'm a grammar Nazi).
Mr. Dionto Ahmed 👌🏻
XD
Mrs honey lived up to her name
She was quite sweet
I think the names were made up to match the character traits.
@@Zelmazam1 damn, your name must be mr. holmes, because _no shit sherlock_
@@AShatteredDragonsSpirit ...actually; they're references. I know 100% Ms Honey is from Matilda and supposedly Umbridge is from Harry Potter (idrk, haven't seen HP in at least 15 years)
@@ferret4072 umbridg is indeed form the hp series it was the terible teacher defence against the dark arts in harry fifth year who mad im scar himself
@@Zelmazam1 *insert you don't say meme face*
I think r/prorevenge is the most truthful subreddit, i mean i have never met someone that is THAT creative
Oh yeah yeah????
Lamborghini Aventador's report card
Being expensive: A+
Being cool: A+
Math: C-
Social studies: D+
Spanish: F-
He deserves the channel BECAUSE HE'S COOL!!!
We had the same in math
Harry potter and the r/prorevenge coming to book stores near you
When you're compared to umbrige that's saying something
Rick O'Shay EXACTLY!
**Harry Potter intensifies**
I was getting ready to write a comment about the similarities between the Harry Potter book and OP's story when I heard him make the connection XD
@Oh Yeah Yeah that's all I could think of...
3:56 rSlash curses in a video.
**insert surprised pikachu face**
Same
Stop-Motion Queens right as he said that, and ad appeared
**even more surprised pikachu face**
Sunshine Godsey same
Yess
Stop-Motion Queens Oh Damn
Friend: what’s ur favorite Harry Potter book?
Me:Harry Potter and the r/pro revenge
Friend: what?
Me: oh it’s just the best book in the world
Friend: oooookaayyyyy?
Lol I'm going to show this to all my HP friends
No way, that's my favorite too!
Harry Potter and the no scopers stone. (real video)
Starring ms umbridge
Jerk: Yeah, imma flip this guy's life upside down.
OP: Yeah, you go right on ahead.
Jerk: Yay i just ruined this guy
OP: Hmm... nah.
*OP uses Frick You!*
*It was very effective!*
Fuck you
@@senadplays1290 fuck you too
Question: Did Ms. Umbridge wear a pink sweater all the time and had a giant obsession with cats?
🐭
m.ua-cam.com/video/mjszU-FMprQ/v-deo.html
I CLIPPED MY TOENAILS AND ONLY CRIED FOR 20 MINUTES SO HAND IT OVER
Killing gamer why cry for clipping toenails
@@ballisticbee6001 it was a sponge bob joke
@Benjamin Banuelos Me lord forgive me
@Benjamin Banuelos noooooooo
Benjamin Banuelos OH YEAH I DIDN'T CRY AT ALL.
A teacher called Ms. Umbridge who hates you?
HeDwIg'S tHeMe InTeNsIfIeS!!!!
*HaReY pOtTeR dAnK tHeMe PlAyS*
and then Ms. Honey is nice? Matilda anyone 👀👀
@@iatedanscereal7676 I feel like the Umbridge and Honey names were deliberately changed for the story, and borrowed from Matilda and Harry Potter. But you could you imagine the coincidence if those were the real names?
She's an actual b**ch and I must not tell lies
**Bitch Slap**
*RiP* *HeDwIg* *HaREy PoTteR's RaGe iNtEnSiFiEs*
Good job to the student. Im glad they stood up for themselves and did what needed to be done to those she did this too before them and those who were saved that she would have done it to in the future
Also my sisters teacher put the wrong grades in the grade book and so the teacher added an extra 2 zeros and so she got a 9000% in that class but it got corrected!
Same thing happened to my friend in our Robotics class. The teacher had no idea what he was doing all year and frankly didn't care. James had an 8100% in that class for almost two weeks.
Leo M what is it with engineering and robotics teachers and being so absent minded
Don't you mean 3 zeros?
@@StealthStr1k3 whoosh
What if she got 9001%
I really feel for that student glad to hear that they worked it out and moved on.
I remember this one kid in elementary school that got bullied relentlessly by their home teacher and principal and used the harshest possible punishment for even the silliest of offenses, sometimes no offense at all. Being held after class, extra homework, being reemed out constantly. One time he had an in-school-suspension that was two weeks long and they kept him in a room with no working lights, blinds on the windows had to be shut apparently, wasn't allowed recess and only had a 10 minute lunch. He had to use the light from the office outside the room to read and write. A shame he didn't know any better at the time otherwise he might have been able to do something about the child abuse.
i just love how sometimes rslash sarcastically comments and most of the time nails it
Oddly enough....
The ad that played was Harry Potter Wizards Unite
Indeed
I have that game!!!
Precisely
I didn't get a ad.
*_I have special feelings for Phil now_*
Gassy I think????
no homo
Jalen Madison 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LOL XD
Ooohhhh docter philll we neeed you for a moose and... Phil...
69 likes
Forth story sounded like it were written by a professional. Even I would give you an A+ lady! Also Ms. Honey from Matilda anyone?
i remember her now thanks to you!
Yeah, they named the teachers after an evil and good teacher XD
Weren't there only 2 stories?
The only stories I see are the teacher one and the real estate agent one. Are they in two parts?
SwegGamerBro21 O_O r/woosh xD
I instantly thought of her XD
I think I understand why they referred to their teacher as "Ms. Umbridge". As of now I've never experienced a teacher like that before.
Most of my English teachers were like this to me.
It's so nice to see that in the year of this video's existence, your subscriber count shot up from 100K to 1.5 million! Hope to see your channel get even stronger and more powerful as time goes on, bro!
For the one about the bias teacher who had been giving the storyteller all D’s, my mom had a similar experience with a teacher who hated my mom because my she has had blonde hair and blue eyes. This was a big deal to the teacher because she had relatives who had died in the holocaust. My mom who has no German blood, nor did she know about these events because she was in elementary school had been soloed out in class for things like not knowing about things they had not learned. Unfortunately no sweet revenge happens to this teacher at the time and she had quit the next year, but my mom got through it and ended up teaching.
Jack Moss No joke; I've been studying to become an English teacher for over a year now and I can say with utmost certainty that it was teachers like this that motivated my decision to get into the field a thousand times more than any good teacher ever has.
Thats stupid just to think that if they have Blonde hair and Blue eyes, that they are German...
English teaching is the best place for corrupt judging teacher because of how subjective it is.
Otto Owl I know it can be but I’ve seen my mom teach and she’s one of the few good English teachers
@@jackcuolo6 i know there are good English teachers im just saying that its a lot easier to grade based on favorites in English. Also, i wish your mom was my AP lang Teacher
i bet there's a brat down here who thinks you're being serious about the channel thing
WAIT IT'S A JOKE BUT I DESERVE IT!!!( I'M JOKING)
@@connorcaddy5661 damn you! I was going to comment something along those lines.
yep
Their probably on tumblr too.
Man that apartment rental story made my blood boil, I moved out recently and had a similar experience with my previous landlord.
It's 2023, rewatching these old videos. It's clear how much better the videos have become. You've constantly improved your quality Dabney. I'm a hard-core fan. I'm imagining how awesome it's gonna be for Lily to watch these when she's older.
Mom said it was my turn with your channel
maso Paso you just stole my comment idea
maso Paso I’M SCREAMING LOL
No my mum said I was good it's my channel
Il monetise your channel that's what ill do, instantly earned channel
HEY! YOUR THE ADOPTED CHILD MUMMY SAID THAT I GO FIRST U HAVE 2 B'S 3 C'S AND 2 D'S I HAVE 3 A'S 4 B'S IM TELLING!!
I guess you can say Ms. Honey is very
s w e e t *dies*
baer ok
Of course you think she’s sweet, her name is Honey and your a bear! 😋
Im pretty sure you wont see this, but umbridge taught at my sister’s highschool, and she was is equally as horribe to my sister. My sister is hispanic like me, but we have different dads, so she was more hispanic looking than me. Me on the other hand, i am native american, white and like i said before, hispanic. My sister had been the only one to be known to be hispanic in that class (also she went to lake stevens high shool wa). When my sister had been in that class, everyone but her passed with flying colors, while she managed to get an f. Our Mom does auditing and writing for philips, so she would normally proofread the papers for my sister, as well as for me. When my sisters papers whent in she had gotten a d-.... so what im saying is that this is not an irregullar thing for her. Im not sure if she still works there but if she does, ill show her true r/godly revenge
wait, does this mean that this is an actual true story and not a made up one based on harry potter?
Elijah Groves I think the story was true but the names were just aliases
@@foreverloving5565 you know what, I forgot that was a thing
Elijah Groves lol yeah 😅
Then harry potter came in the class shooting spells
Can we just appreciate that this video is exactly 20 minutes long
Galaxy Pig Gacha LIAR ITS 20:01
GamerPepperPig99 no
GamerPepperPig99 n o
And I jumped to a random point in the video and it happened to be 4:20.
*:0*
I physically oof'd at that last one
I thought "Ms. Umbridge" sounded familiar, and "Ms. Honey" comes from _Matilda._ The ages were swapped, but I have suspicions about that story.
They were obviously aliases.
From the beginning when it said Ms. Umbridge, I thought the narrator would have to write on paper "I will not tell lies" lol
Zoe Rose sane I thought Harry Potter will not tell lies lol🤣🤣
Ms. Umbridge is a copy and paste from Proffesor Umbridge in Harry Potter Book 5
@@barbrozenblum4588 Most likely this. Most of these stories change the names to avoid the people in them being identified so they don't get sued for defamation or some shit. Not that I don't think a lot of these stories are made up, they are, I'm just saying it's a explanation if the stories true.
1:13 Miss UMBRIGE
OOF
Harry Potter fans Will understand
Aurelie Coursol God I hated her more than Voldemort...
OOOF
Potterheads worst nightmare
Aurelie Coursol uhm, ms. Honey was also named after a fictional character in this story. She’s the nice teacher Mathilda has in Ronald Dahl’s book.
"Harry Potter fans WILL understand" I mean, of fucking course they would, Umbridge was one of the most memorable characters in the entire series.
I have no idea why everyone rolled over and made that student take basic English for a whole year "to see whether the teacher was lying or not". They already had proof she was a liar, they already had proof that she was producing essays at an A standard in that class. How could there POSSIBLY be any doubt?
This is why I deserve ur channel;
I'll sue you.
😐
Well- Well....! I’m gonna sue them first! xD
Gacha Paige No, I'M going to sue them first! I'm gonna tell me mummy!!!!!!
ComedyRole6 nO. IM TELLING MY MUMMY TOO! MUMMYYYYYYY SOMEONE IS ABUSING ME AND CALLING ME SOMETHING MEAN
Oh no...
I'm an a grade student and my Mommy says I'm the best boy in the world and says I should get WHATEVER I want so hand me your channel NOW!!!!!!
r/entitledpeople?
Lol
Hehe 69 likes
@@MrGonkDroid no his mom is a entitled parent and he is a entitled child.
Lol fam
*my mommy said I'm SPECIAL so I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME YOUR CHANNEL*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
So funny
wHaT
I AM YOUNG SO GIVE ME YOUR SOUL
Special ed
4 years ago this great man had gotten 100k subs, and now is at pretty much 2 mil, I am so happy to have been with ya since your beginning
The first story aligns *WAY* too much with the fifth Harry Potter book.
Like, *WAAAAAAAAAAAY* too much, including grades, teachers, etc.
The kid sucks at chemistry, as in Harry Potter sucking at Potions.
I think the OP just made up aliases for the teachers. She used Umbridge because it fit the teacher.
Yeah..... I feel like it was a given, seeing as her name is Ms. Umbridge, after all.
It does
Obvious aliases. Ms. Honey is the name of the nice teacher in Matilda.
Yea omg i love hp so much its so much better than twilight
That last one was epic. I was smiling during the entire thing. It was great.
Student DESTROYS Evil Teacher with FACTS and LOGIC.
I destroy my enemies with sick comebacks and rythms.
@@solstice5103 I destroy them by being smarter than them because they are all idiots
R/iamverysmart
inspired by daddy ben?
Everyone else:*Notices Umbridge* Mrs Honey: Am I A Joke To You?
*Harry Potter and the R/ProRevenge* coming to book stores near you!
yeah I'm pretty much just thinking that one was fake af too. The obviously fake lazy name ruined the post.
Yeah that proved that post was completely fake.
id buy it
Movie adaptation in 2020
Also, Miss Honey is the nice teacher from Matilda.. lol
I have a 0% in all classes so COUGH IT UP PAL
February 19th: 100k
May 28th : 900k+
Amazing job rSlash >w
June 30 1 million
Deff All by stealing content from Reddit!
Well you catch more flys with honey than vinaiger
Benson Shapiro Haha! Funny joke
Benson Shapiro
Not really stealing. He leaves links to the posts he covers.
Besides, some of us don’t have time to sort through it all.
Man.. when the 65 yr old teacher told OP that OP deserved English Honors and she was sorry that her class was not challenging for OP and then he literally cried in front of her .. really hit close to heart .. Did she knew about what OP had gone through with umbridge? If she did then she must've realised what mental abuse OP has went through ..
My middle school principal really disliked me. One day I was taking glassware to art class for my use in art projects, not wanting to run, I was tardy. I walked back across the campus, told the principal why I was tardy, obtained the tardy slip and returned to art class. In the middle of class the art teacher picked up the slip which I’d left on her desk. Looking at it while in the middle of instructing the class upon something or other, she paused long enough to look directly at me and call me a liar- in front of the entire class!She then proceeded to punish me by having me to write a theme. She neglected to give me a topic however.
Arriving home I remembered an old book of college themes that Dad had picked up somewhere or other.
The next day I handed in my carefully transcribed theme. The title of my theme? “Old Age Pensions For Retirement Age Teachers”
Needless to say I didn’t have any further trouble with the teacher. The principal on the other hand is a whole other story.
I didn't get it, why did she call you a liar if you had the tardy slip? =o
Lilyl because the principal put the reason down on the slip as I was carrying the glassware for her and not to her class. Like she was having me carry it.
I've been getting super good grades this year. Ieven saw a puppy and didn't kick it. give channel
Teenager: *owns something*
EP: Is this _MINE?_
why the fuck would you kick a puppy
Jan Zugic BECAUSE THERE ENTITLED FUCKS
@@StealthStr1k3 they're*
Looks like the brats are better than you at something.
Jan Zugic Why wouldn’t you kick one
Looks at Ms. Umbridge in first story.
Me: Hm... Doesn’t that sound familiar?
Hey, at least she didnt make the student write with their own blood
@@eastofaeon Y'ALL MY PEOPLE!!!
*harry potter theme blasts*
@@eastofaeon That's what the red ink referenced, the story was actually the Harry Potter and Umbridge arc in the book with minor alterations
@@pennywise5662 YESSS!!!!!!!
I'm loving the Harry Potter and Matilda references
Dude,i literally am an entitled brat with A+ grades.
I was getting As consistently in the subject in question. It was so easy, I barely had to listen in class as is, but I did anyway in case something came up that I wasn’t expecting. While my teacher was taking the role or setting up the lesson or something else that wasn’t teaching the class, I would often doodle in my book. My teacher *repeatedly* pulled me out of the class for this. Every single time, he threatened to take this issue to the higher ups, but every single time I basically made him look like an idiot and got off Scott free. He hated me, and I found it fucking hilarious. Needless to say, he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Jinkstack S that could literally get featured
Most teachers are not... that’s why they are not professors.
My sons teacher was picking on him. English class. Called a meeting with her. She instantly claimed well coming from home schooling. I immediately corrected her and stated, “he was in 8th grade Mrs. so and so’s class. She recommended my son for you class specifically!” I held him in basic classes the year before so he could get use to brick and mortar. The guidance counselor spoke to all his other teachers. He is in above level and about to start college mathematics corses. I said, you could bring this mind to a higher potential yet you constantly pick on his work when he asked you what he did wrong you blame it on him not writing down the assignments? Then I had him pull out his book that I check daily! With all notes of homework. She looked so embarrassed her red face said it all. He is now at a high b. From a low D. I was ready to have the teacher reviewed! He cannot wait to get out of her class. He will have her again in his senior class. He’s not excited but at least he will have a 2 year break, from her. I swear she has the start of dementia! She keeps forgetting to tell one class and telling her first class what she needed to tell the second class. I borrowed another students book, with all notes of class work. She said he forgot to write it down. Well my son pulls out the star students book and says really did she forget to write it down. That day you gave us that test no where did you tell us the proper information. The 3 of us looked at her like, what now?!? 🤨
She was picking on him because of home schooling. And she proved my point in the first 3 minutes of our meeting claiming he is behind coming from home schooling, and he was recommended by the 8th grade teacher of the school right beside the high school! Afterwards the guidance consoler said, she was sorry and noticed that immediately as this woman confirmed my worries immediately!
She now keeps tabs on him and is making sure this teacher isn’t picking on him. Unbelievable!!!
My son was so grateful I stood up to her. He tried to talk to her and she was so mean and rude to him. I put her in her place! Which is to teach, period! Help and guide, not ignore and blame. Oh heck no! I had my fair share of crappy teachers! Took me 3 years to prove how bad I was picked on for being poor. The math teacher was fired! She got a job out of the county I was in. Evil woman. When it was finally out how she treated me, others came forward and with our testimonies she was no longer allowed to work in that county. Soooo awesome!
I bet he was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb with the shape of the L on her forehead...
Scott Free?
r/boneappletea?
D3D Gaming
Yeah
Feels good watching this after getting irritated with a bunch of r/EntitledParents
Here's why i should TOTALLY have your channel
I'll call 119 if you say no
No its my channel
I got an A+ in math. I DESERVE YOUR ACCOUNT
omg
I have a E
T-T
Grounds man J bro teach me I’m struggling
Well I have all F's. F=Fantastic A=Awful.
@@patrickhansen7578 My whole class got U in math lol
Wait, 2 weeks ago you were at 100k ? And now, you are at 547k ?!??!?!
HOLY COW, you are growing SO FAST !
that’s what she said
Three days later, and he's at a solid 600K.
Opp
Thats the power getting into UA-cams recommended list.
Two weeks later he’s at 620k+ subs
Student DESTROYS teacher with FACTS and LOGIC
Ok, this is epic
nearly at 2 mill subs now, well done Rslash. It's no surprise because of how good you are
I've ever only had 2 Ms. Honey teachers my 2nd grade teacher who was an English major and my Junior/Senior year English teacher. It's something about English teachers but they're honestly the greatest, up there with Science teachers.
HARHEE my math teacher in high school is amazing and loves doing her job and is very enthusiastic and made me like doing maths in class
none of my teachers have been this
Hippity hoppity my grades no droppity so ur channel is mine now
Hippity Hoppity your channel is now my property
Hippity hoppity my grades no droppity so your channel should become my property
Hippity Hoppity Your Laptop Is My Child's Property
My bust size is straight D so I get Straight A's
Also I'm a fat guy
Wow, I laughed way harder at this than I reasonably should have. Well done.
My bust size is a B cup, what does that mean?
@@underfailz5851 You probably get _average_ grades?
Did u copy this from ryanhiga?
Lmao
Ms umbridge used to give me nightmares, I was terrified of that lady and she made me feel levels of anger and fear I didn’t even know was possible. It was super nice to see her be put in her place, at least sort of. As well as that, I’ve had garbage teachers my entire life, Out of all the teachers I’ve had I think there’s only 2 or 3 teachers that didn’t make my life living hell. Some of the teachers in this world are borderline ab*sive, if not actually ab*sive, and I honestly don’t know how some of them still have jobs and I wish I would’ve been brave enough to at least attempt revenge on any of them
Ms Umbridge? Evil Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter?
Ms Honey? Kind Ms Honey from Matilda? Tf is going on?
Mamoon Umar its the movie business they will combine anything
Probably fake names for the story
Umbridge? This person is a legend!!
Got taken away by centaurs....
Umbride=U
Harry=H
U:tell them i mean no harm!
H: sorry, but i must not tell lies
*what the scar on his hand says*
AM I THE ONLY POTTERHEAD T-T
Draco Malfoy here. If you don't give me your UA-cam channel, my father will hear about it!
Katie P3 lmao I would give anything to Draco malfoy
me 2@@michaelamurphy7555
*screw you malfoy*
Katie P3 LOL Harry Potter nerd 🤓 hear: loving your commentXD XD XD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don't make me get Mad-Eye to turn you back into a Ferret!!!!
I find it extremely satisfying that the video is exactly 20 minutes.