In my end cause I'm Finnish i write "good" English cause of we have to do and learn it in School and it's not our main language so we don't have eny accents and we don't know slang words.
If that son hugs a girl will they have babies? ThAt Is ChIlD P@Rn I will SuE You For iT Butt if youuuu give me a 1000 dollars I may just make it a day of jail for sexual harrasment (#justkiddingacutally)
Gokaes they’d have to be abusive, but most people aren’t abusive to me because I’m a ‘savage’ manager or some shit since I take zero shit from anyone, according to my staff, but really I just place my staff above customers.
@@sapphirefoxy3310 You don't understand how this works. The content is not suitable for advertisers, meaning you don't get any money. But UA-cam still puts ads on the video so that they can make money.
@Betsy Mills tell your mom she is too good :/ My mom raise me right but tbh "i want to speak to the manager" is legit at that point. . . You can get food poisoned
@Me Me Big BoySame and that's the funny part, knowing how English speakers would say Portuguese words in English and studying the methods some use to attend to say the words, for example R/Slash said "casa" with a Spanish accent.
*Accidentally clicks on this video* *about to click on the other video* rSlash: -where OP gets revenge using Japanese porn Me: ... *Continues watching*
I wish I was the guy from this story, I know some sick Japanese porn (especially Hentai Animes) I would have loved to use to get payback from the assholes from this Portugal TV show.
You would be surprised, we in portugal have english ever since 4 grade, we also have french obligatory(5 grade) and we can choose to have German or spanish (in 9 grade) if the school has the option, if not we have to stick with french and honestly I don't see I never learn french ( too hard) but english was always fine.
@@kazekori9593 nooo, dammit, it's ruined now I'll try do what I cant to fix it, sorry for the dislike yandere, it's for a greater cause Yt doesn't count likes anyway right?
That "Dont stick it in the crazy" a friend learned that the hard way too :D Never get in a relationship with a person that is cutting herself and is a control freak.
You're my favorite Reddit youtuber because have the best Reddittuber voice in my opinion. Keep up the hard work! Eddit : holy smokes, thanks for the likes! Eddit 2: im not stupid I know its edit.
Listening to the story about the cheating ex... was by far the best story for me on this channel. Within the last year, my ex cheated on me with someone I thought was a bro(who was engaged to her BEST FRIEND). Just getting to hear someone got such good revenge on such a horrible person fills me with joy. The best I got was by the end of the relationship most of her friends had shown their true colors and been deleted, blocked, etc. Her friends when she did this were all my friends and family that immediately cut contact with her. So now she has no one but her parents, who are very toxic people, the ex bro, and after its been 8 months since then, the child conceived that gave her away.
It seems like half the time the cheating ex fools around, it's with someone who has no idea what's going on and is absolutely horrified to find out the ex was already with someone. And for some reason, said ex is always surprised by this.
@@raziamaola8439 but booby is a special child he's better than you. you know you should also give him your car house and you're wallet you can get more of those and you clearly don't need them
Imagine being one of the neighbors. They’re trying to mind their own business, being happy that there’s a somewhat well known show being recorded, and all of a sudden, they hear a loli getting anal from 20 different guys.
From a Portuguese viewer. You handled the word the Azores pretty good but I think there is room from improvement and nicely done with "Querido mudei a casa" you made my day xD also PORTUGAL CARALHO!!
I once dated a woman who shared a lot in common with the woman in the last story of this video. We dated long distance for a year. The relationship was going wonderful. She was able to find a new job and her own apartment in my home town to bring us closer together. She had to start her new job at a certain time of the year (she's a school teacher). So I was going to move in to her apartment when my lease expired. In the first month after her move, the relationship went south. Like New England to Florida south. She blamed me for moving, me for giving up her job. She had always compared me to her father and said I should climb the corporate ladder and be exactly like her daddy. (this was a long time thing that pissed me off - I love my job, and do not ever want to be a manager). One night, she was trying to set up her new modem. I am a software engineer and could do this with my eyes closed but instead she called her father for help, who lives 4 hours north. I was texting her all night and trying to call her, unable to reach her, thinking that she had been hurt in a car accident or something. Finally she answered at 8pm, asking me to come over at setup her modem. I couldn't as I had just put a casserole in the oven, and needed to get to bed early for a meeting at 7 the next morning. But said I would come over first thing tomorrow after work. She then blamed me for not helping her and called me unreliable. She said I had ruined her life because she chose to move down to start a journey together. I am so grateful I got out that. She was the one to back out of the relationship, but I would have initiated the breakup if she hadn't. Ladies, don't ever try to setup your boyfriend for failure just because of your own failure. Don't ever try to find your dad in your boyfriend, that's gross. Every man is his own and you can find qualities of your dad you like in your man but you can't expect him to BE your dad and treat you like a daughter.
I could imagine BD's wife saying "So, calling other women "sweetheart" eh? Let's see how much of a "sweetheart" I can be when I divorce you and take custody of everything you own?"
After vid: Ad revenue: SLAM THE HAMMER REEEEEEEEEEEEE UA-cam: hold it, there's no cursing Ad revenue:Just do it! UA-cam:nope Viewers:*starts clapping, more clapping, every stands up and cheers immensely* Rslash:Thank god
In the last story, kudos to the guy for accepting the slap in the face WITHOUT hitting her back. If he HAD hit her, he would have gone to jail. Letting the police handle it was brilliant.
Idea: Every 10th video, you use full-on swearing. No censors. You will only get a few videos demonetized, and it may attract more viewers. Full dirty commentary ;)
This guy got his ex arrested. If you had the chance, would you get YOUR ex arrested?
Most certainly yes
She broke my heart I'll break her life. So yeah I would.
I’m a potato
No, I expect them to give me their money for emotional fees.
rSlash I don’t have an ex,but i have an ex-friend but I’d tottttttttallllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy get em in jail
"She brought someone else into our apartment to 'hug passionately,'"
Your censoring is gold 😂
I was thinking the same thing
Literally my favourite RSlash censoring ever 😂😂🤣
*_hug addict_*
B “ don’t stick it in the crazy”
"I hope that Hot dog tasted nice"
Fucking mint censorship
I love when foreign people say that they don't speak great English and yet type with better English than most internet users I come across.
Because foreigners actually try to be comprehensible
My gf lives in the uae. I live in the USA. She speaks better than me just with an accent which I personally find adorable.
In my end cause I'm Finnish i write "good" English cause of we have to do and learn it in School and it's not our main language so we don't have eny accents and we don't know slang words.
Google translate (not really, Duolingo doesn't play games)
Same with me, I don't know a lot of slang words in English, so I just type how I usually write
Daddy how babies are made
By hugging passionately son
If that son hugs a girl will they have babies?
ThAt Is ChIlD P@Rn I will SuE You For iT Butt if youuuu give me a 1000 dollars I may just make it a day of jail for sexual harrasment (#justkiddingacutally)
Hugging leads to pregnancy
14:17 blur error
Lmaoooo
I think he meant
Son: Daddy, how are babies made?
Dad: by hugging passionately, son.
Lol, about the “Honey I changed your house” story, I was actually in the same apartment block. I was incredibly confused
a serio? conta a tua parte haha
Naylofu! * doubtful but k
I would want to be there
Just sayin
At the bottom of our heart, we are all doubting this statement
I would've failed no nut November if I heard those sounds on a daily basis
"We fire clients who treat us poorly"
Boy, I wish that worked in retail
And fast food 😭
cant you just say
youre not welcome pelase leave
Gokaes they’d have to be abusive, but most people aren’t abusive to me because I’m a ‘savage’ manager or some shit since I take zero shit from anyone, according to my staff, but really I just place my staff above customers.
My moms place does this but it's a heart hospital. They can fire their patients if they have reason
@@Gokaes huh?
*Me* : _Does absolutely nothing_
*rSlash* : _gives heart_
_Everyone stands up and claps_
R/thathappened
R/thathappened
Concerned Black Guy.
@justadxm oh my God stop saying that it can be rude. Go to a different site if you wanna say stuff like this. This is youtube
@justadxm omg stop I can report you for this...
rSlash: forgets to censor "hot dog" 14:20
UA-cam: DEMONETIZED
The four ads will disagree with you
DEMONITIZED DEMONITIZED DEMONITIZED says UA-cam
@@sapphirefoxy3310 You don't understand how this works. The content is not suitable for advertisers, meaning you don't get any money. But UA-cam still puts ads on the video so that they can make money.
I love how he doesn't swear but still finds a way to make dirty jokes he said dont stick it in the crazy lol
Oh no, baseball dads
the only thing is worse is Karen vs your manager
No karen vs Karen
@Betsy Mills The only good Karen in the world
BD is the reason Karen took the kids.
No Karen and Baseball Dad vs Your Manager
@Betsy Mills tell your mom she is too good :/
My mom raise me right but tbh "i want to speak to the manager" is legit at that point. . . You can get food poisoned
Nice attempt to say "Querido mudei a casa", it made my day.
Seeing native English speakers trying to speak Portuguese is gold in my eyes.
2H hey another brother here, yeah that was gold.
It was so good
@Me Me Big BoySame and that's the funny part, knowing how English speakers would say Portuguese words in English and studying the methods some use to attend to say the words, for example R/Slash said "casa" with a Spanish accent.
It was glorious xD but I'm glad he gave a try and tried to read it :'D
@@anacpereira5 Same here, besides fun only comes when something happens
"Don't stick it in the crazy, and don't let the crazy stick it in you either."
😂😂😂😂
Be careful who you hug passionately.
If only everyone was required to wear a crazy meter.
WellBeSerious12 👌
Bu...But... I'm a nice guy.
Yeah, too late, and like Mother Monster says, ",I was born this way"....
Lol
*Accidentally clicks on this video*
*about to click on the other video*
rSlash: -where OP gets revenge using Japanese porn
Me: ...
*Continues watching*
*moves mouse away from the skip button*
Ciaron Cinnfhaelidh
*moves mouse to download button than to loop button*
I wish I was the guy from this story, I know some sick Japanese porn (especially Hentai Animes) I would have loved to use to get payback from the assholes from this Portugal TV show.
Me: *Yes.*
It had to be a Portuguese love it
The Portuguese guy spoke better English than most Americans
Pretty amazing since we never heard him speak..
*wrote better English
Dang boi
You would be surprised, we in portugal have english ever since 4 grade, we also have french obligatory(5 grade) and we can choose to have German or spanish (in 9 grade) if the school has the option, if not we have to stick with french and honestly I don't see I never learn french ( too hard) but english was always fine.
I have never learned*
HUG PASSIONATELY im screaming
*cough* *cough* family friendly am i right 😅😂👍👌👏
But how about that hot dog taste though
“Sorry if my English isn’t that good”
*proceeds to speak English better than I*
But you own England
xdddd
Judging by your name and pfp you're either a history nerd (me too) or a six fan
@@winterspectre I don’t know what six is
@@henryviii267 ur the bad guy let's just say that
“Hug passionately...”
Gonna text my husband that tonight, “hey babe, let’s hug passionately tonight”.
69
"Don't stick It in the crazy, and don't let the crazy stick it in you"
I will feckin live by these words.
"to hug pasionately" When you need that monetization real bad.
Everybody keeping the likes at 69 tho
@@kazekori9593 nooo, dammit, it's ruined now
I'll try do what I cant to fix it, sorry for the dislike yandere, it's for a greater cause
Yt doesn't count likes anyway right?
Like no. 100
Excuse me????
Why didn't I hear any puppy bluppers!?!?!?
If I wont get any puppy bluppers until the next video IM GONNA SUE YOU!!!!!!
I NEED THEM. THEY ARE THE REASON I'M HERE! GIVE ME YOUR PUPPY BLUPPERS NOW, RSLASH!
*bloopers
@@crazy4cats113 r/WOOOHSH
YEAH AND RSLASH IS GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU HIS PUPPY AND HIS CHANNEL
#metoo
No one:
rSlash: *LETS DO REVENGE STORIES WITH JAPANESE PORN!*
Edit: I actually spit out my drink at the intro 😂😂😂
I'm a weeb so that made me laugh more than others
Use the words "no one" before the said the thing, isn't he so quirky.
@@markcrawford5810 I had a stroke trying to read this. Ever heard of punctuation?
"Don't stick it in the crazy, and don't let the crazy stick it in you."
Solid advice.
"My friend was furious."
"My friend was FURIOUS.
"My friend was *fUrIoUs!!!*"
"to hug passionately" lmaoooo
your censoring is by far the best thing in these videos
Op has entered the chat
Op:sooooooo about that money and audio clip
Yeah! About that! Any word?
"Don't let the crazy stick it in you."
Rslash is into Pegging, confirmed.
Men can be crazy too!
Could also be a knife.
Or he's anti-stabbing.
He meant it towards the audience (females and males), idiot.
@@WellBeSerious12 Like @ninjabreadman1993r doesn't know that XD. It's a joke lol
Clicked the notification so fast I should be getting your channel
21 likes and didnt even like my own comment
@@BLCH_S_BD that's how you know your loved
No I clicked it faster
@@nemesiopulmones3975 no me
The Wonders wow you have a sad life
No one:
Rslash when he hears about a video in a reddit post: “ *I’ll take your entire stock!*•
"UNHAND ME OFFICER I WAS ONLY PASSIONATELY HUGGING THOSE KIDS!"
*Bill Cosby salutes you****
@@MozzDef in case you're wondering no I'm not a pedo
@@CluelessBlueTTV Gøød I was like øh shit
Why are yøu døing this tø all øf yøur 'ø's
@@sleepyhead1707 Because why the fuck nøt?
Rslash: why do you all have to correct me when I misspronounce something?
Also Rslash: 5:32
Hentai isn't just an art now, it's a weapon
@@arandomspacemarine91 bruh what the fûçķ
He's a random Space Marine. It happens more times than you'd think in the Imperium of Man.
Audio recordings: *exist*
Rslash: "It's free real estate"
That "Dont stick it in the crazy" a friend learned that the hard way too :D Never get in a relationship with a person that is cutting herself and is a control freak.
Mom walks in room:What are you doing!!? Me:hugging passionately
Logan Dacko to who?
Screw u
lmao
0:04
“it’s called Hentai, and it’s art”
-Stanley -The Office
I find it hilarious that RSlash doesn't say swears but he has no problem using the word "piss"
He self-censors because he's been having issues with demonetization of his videos. I guess he just misses a couple words.
You're my favorite Reddit youtuber because have the best Reddittuber voice in my opinion. Keep up the hard work!
Eddit : holy smokes, thanks for the likes!
Eddit 2: im not stupid I know its edit.
You have a very good taste for voices😐
Ehh,its a tie between Him,voicey and cuestar for me.
rSlash and Giofilms are my personal favourites.
@@FluffyNebula I love Giofilms!
The majority of Reddit youtubers use the same robotic text to speech program which is why rslash is my favorite
rSlash:where op gets revenge with japanese porn
UA-cam:He mentioned porn DEMONITIZED
NutshotBrawler Stanley from The Office: *Its hentai and it’s art!*
It’s not porn it’s art
I was caught off guard by this, and went back to listen to it 3 times before I realized that he actually said that
Listening to the story about the cheating ex... was by far the best story for me on this channel. Within the last year, my ex cheated on me with someone I thought was a bro(who was engaged to her BEST FRIEND). Just getting to hear someone got such good revenge on such a horrible person fills me with joy. The best I got was by the end of the relationship most of her friends had shown their true colors and been deleted, blocked, etc. Her friends when she did this were all my friends and family that immediately cut contact with her. So now she has no one but her parents, who are very toxic people, the ex bro, and after its been 8 months since then, the child conceived that gave her away.
It seems like half the time the cheating ex fools around, it's with someone who has no idea what's going on and is absolutely horrified to find out the ex was already with someone.
And for some reason, said ex is always surprised by this.
Top 10 Anime Battles
Number 10: Baseball Dad VS Karen
Would like to see it
How to destroy the universe
Which one?
Is Ur profile pic from call me kevin?
Dante h me?
Notification:cheating ex gets arrested
Me:😱 *click*
Same
i was first
adultery should be illegal and punishable by stoning to death
Cringe
@@khorps4756
Cheating is shit, but I'm assuming you only follow the advice of the bible. Where many fucked up "advices" are.
"*to hug passionately*"
I'm dying
OP: *mentions audio*
rSlash: The audio. Hand it over
"Welcome to rslash Pro Revenge where OP gets revenge using Japanese porn"
Later:
"Hug Passionately"
Never change, rslash, never change
Saw that this video had ads; yay, he's monetized.
The ads kept coming; oh crap, what has he done?!?
ad bots!!!
Well ads help him so I’m alright with them
Since I immediately clicked on this video, I'm entitled to get your channel now.
Why you, hm you should give to my precious bobby he deserves more than you
i was here first, when i came it said no views, i should get his channel
you don't deserve anything, not you wild hope sparkles, or you, nacho. Your son bobby's opinion doesn't matter
@@raziamaola8439 but booby is a special child he's better than you. you know you should also give him your car house and you're wallet you can get more of those and you clearly don't need them
You guy clearly too old to have his channel
I deserve it more than you
I was laughing out loud at the part with Baseball Dad. Serves him right. People like that have no place in civilized society.
"Don't stick it in the crazy" Never before has better advice been given! Love the show man. Keep it up.
Pewdiepie: so what's no 8am to 6pm crime sign
Op: let me explain
"Hug Passionately"
Yup. Using that forever.
The hentai story. I just imagined OP drinking out of the most expensive tea cup while hentai plays at full blast in the background.
Imagine being one of the neighbors. They’re trying to mind their own business, being happy that there’s a somewhat well known show being recorded, and all of a sudden, they hear a loli getting anal from 20 different guys.
*Person*: has audio for evidence
*rSlash*: Money
11:41
But this.. Does put a smile on my face.
R/: I’d love to see the tapes
Op: oh yeah here yeah go
*UA-cam has entered the chat*
UA-cam: OH HELL NAW
UA-cam: demonetized
From a Portuguese viewer. You handled the word the Azores pretty good but I think there is room from improvement and nicely done with "Querido mudei a casa" you made my day xD
also PORTUGAL CARALHO!!
Assim e que é Caralho
Faz pela Tuga 🇵🇹
CARALHOOOOO
Hugging passionately was freakin funny 😂😂😂
rslash says demonitised word in first 10 seconds
youtube: (whistles)
"Hug passionatly" hahahaha! He should have to told her she could passionately hug herself.
I once dated a woman who shared a lot in common with the woman in the last story of this video. We dated long distance for a year. The relationship was going wonderful. She was able to find a new job and her own apartment in my home town to bring us closer together. She had to start her new job at a certain time of the year (she's a school teacher). So I was going to move in to her apartment when my lease expired. In the first month after her move, the relationship went south. Like New England to Florida south. She blamed me for moving, me for giving up her job. She had always compared me to her father and said I should climb the corporate ladder and be exactly like her daddy. (this was a long time thing that pissed me off - I love my job, and do not ever want to be a manager). One night, she was trying to set up her new modem. I am a software engineer and could do this with my eyes closed but instead she called her father for help, who lives 4 hours north. I was texting her all night and trying to call her, unable to reach her, thinking that she had been hurt in a car accident or something. Finally she answered at 8pm, asking me to come over at setup her modem. I couldn't as I had just put a casserole in the oven, and needed to get to bed early for a meeting at 7 the next morning. But said I would come over first thing tomorrow after work. She then blamed me for not helping her and called me unreliable. She said I had ruined her life because she chose to move down to start a journey together. I am so grateful I got out that. She was the one to back out of the relationship, but I would have initiated the breakup if she hadn't.
Ladies, don't ever try to setup your boyfriend for failure just because of your own failure. Don't ever try to find your dad in your boyfriend, that's gross. Every man is his own and you can find qualities of your dad you like in your man but you can't expect him to BE your dad and treat you like a daughter.
Hah I would if I had an ex. Mine is underground with a knife in her chest.
Wut
r/engrish
Me: Hears intro
Also Me: That’s some nice demonitization ya got there
*comments 5 hours late*
**still gets heart from r/slash**
*suprised pikachu face*
r/ getripped
"Dont stick it in the crazy and dont let the crazy stick it in you"!! I'm dying!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey @rSlash Thanks for reviewing my Story
Your Portuguese is spot on !
Glad you enjoyed the story
You sir, are fantastic and are a role model for all. Out of curiosity, what are the actual family/people who live in the apartment like?
@@TheWizardMus I have no idea who lives up there, I think It never had people
You replaced F* with "hug passionately" lol
Azores guy story:
When i turn on the light
Me: OH HELL NAW
Nobody :
Rslash: WeLcOmE To RaLaSh PrO-ReVeNgE WhErE Op GeTs ReVeNgE UsInG JaPaNeSe PoRn
You crack me up with the words you use for curse words. You've got good enthusiasm in your readings, you keep it interesting. Keep up the good work!!
“Hug passionally” im hugging passionately dying
Bro I was subbed since 232k and your at 700k+
You grew fast
I will pay so much money to hear the audio of baseball dad!
Guy:Trash talks to you
(Bring in recorder of everything he says)
You:Reveals that you have done this to him.
Him:NO PLEASE DONT
you:To late
No one:
OP: I have video and audio
RSlash: I got cash!
i’m dying i choked at “hug passionately” and i will definitely be suing arse slash 😂😂😂
Oh my God!!! Portugal representation!! I'm so happy!!
I wish there was more Portuguese representation out there!! it's such a mysterious place, and I want to know more about it so bad!!
Same here!
Finaly!!!
whenever rSlash says that was r/something I keep hoping for and this is r/puppybloopers
Woooo another rslash upload!!! GLAD I GOT THE NOTIFICATION!!
Michael Webb Glad I was here first, but we all glad we got the notify! XD
Idk bro we had to of been here at the same time! Mine said posted 8 seconds ago when I loaded it 😂
Either way...I GOT HEARTED!! IM NOT WORTHY!!!!! 😁🤣🙌
Michael Webb JUST NOTICED WE BOTH GOT HEARTED XD
I could imagine BD's wife saying "So, calling other women "sweetheart" eh? Let's see how much of a "sweetheart" I can be when I divorce you and take custody of everything you own?"
Hey adds! That "hugs passionately" works!
Just was waiting for a prorevenge video from you
It's pronounced Ay-zorz.
I always thought it was ah-ZORZ. (Caps for emphasis/stress, not sarcasm :) )
@@MrFlashpoint1978 that's how I was taught to say it and I was born there
Then I stand corrected! Thanks for the correct pronunciation! :)
After vid:
Ad revenue: SLAM THE HAMMER REEEEEEEEEEEEE
UA-cam: hold it, there's no cursing
Ad revenue:Just do it!
UA-cam:nope
Viewers:*starts clapping, more clapping, every stands up and cheers immensely*
Rslash:Thank god
"hug passionately" and "don't stick it in the crazy". I subbed instantly
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏oh man was that "Don't stick it in crazy " one good 👍😎!
As a native Portuguese speaker the pronunciation of "Querido Mudei a Casa" hurt my soul a little bit.
No offense meant, great video by the way.
But the Azores was passable though ;)
Smashed that like and bell icon so hard I have to buy a new monitor XD
Video: 15 minutes ago
1.4K views
Can I buy your channel?
Tamir Othman I exist so I should get his channel
Um like i think my channel deserves to buy you instead of you. Like buying my channel.
In the last story, kudos to the guy for accepting the slap in the face WITHOUT hitting her back. If he HAD hit her, he would have gone to jail. Letting the police handle it was brilliant.
OP : I don't speak English well
also OP : *writes words straight outta dictionary
I love these!!! Thank you kind sir. Keep going.
It is pronounced "A-zorz". :) A as in pay, zores as in snores.
In Portuguese? I don't think so.
@@NyscanRohid That's how I've always heard it. But I could be wrong.
The otherguys2 is right. I lived there for 4 years.
In portuguese it's with soft c, so Açores
No r/puppybloopers? Awww....
"Dont stick it in crazy"
Youve obviously never stuck it in crazy before, its damn good somit hard tomwalk away from 😂😂
That was eternally unforgivable. To do that to someone, and in the same place (cheater).
Idea: Every 10th video, you use full-on swearing. No censors. You will only get a few videos demonetized, and it may attract more viewers. Full dirty commentary ;)
Damn I want to be friend whit this guy! Like if you would to, I mean who would not!
You know you’re early when you are before rSlash’s pinned comment
You are the only person that can have anyone's channel ;)
Yay a heart
It’s nice to see how far R/Slash has come, the narration is tons better now
Having Rslash try to speak Portuguese was the cutest thing ever. He massacred it, but it was still adorable. Adorable Puppers forgives you Rslash