Eh, it's not necessarily a manner of severity, but yeah, most do just fine with injections. Personally, I hate needles, so I think if I had the option, I would go with a pump vs frequent injections.
Rip kid who was to full to eat Ice cream man:😂😂*minutes later*😁😁😁😁 * another minute*😏😏😏😏 Kid:😥😕😖😞😟😭*when kid get full*🤒🤒🤒😭😭😭😭😭😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 Me: luaghing like it was my best day and finally got to the bathroom for 3 Hours strait
@@adamtaurus7840 well no I'm not 7 but I'm 12also I comment this with emojis because it's so funny (emojis warning)😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Why do I feel like I would eat the whole thing without much trouble? Like if the thing was like 3 bowls of fries that are about the size of a plate I wouldnt have much trouble But if it was say Pizza plate sized not even a chance
Me:stop biting my chair Dog:no Me:I’ll call you a bad boy Dog:*instantly stops,sits then starts wagging tail* Me:good boy Dog:continues to bite chair again Me:rRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Good video! Here's my favorite family incident of malicious compliance. This happened 50 years or so ago. My dad was a pilot in the Air Force Reserve, flying cargo aircraft. The base where he was assigned was roughly 50 miles from where we lived. He gets a call one day to report to his group's command post to take care of something. Since it's a simple trip to the base, spend maybe an hour there and return home, he asked me if I wanted to go with him. Sign me up! A quick note about my dad's driving: My mom used to say "Your father doesn't drive, he flies really low!" We're on the way back home on the Massachusetts Turnpike when a State Trooper pulls him over for speeding. The Trooper swaggers up to the car and sarcastically says to my dad (who is not in uniform) "Okay, buddy, let's see your flying license." Dad calmly pulls his Pilot's License out of his wallet and hands it to him. Trooper looks at the license, looks at my dad, looks at the license, looks at my dad, hands the license back and says "Okay, you got me." Trooper walks back to his car and drives away. I'll bet he never used that line again. :)
Yugo deserves to be in rSlash’s videos, he’s a good dog, and gets good grades in school. How DARE you accuse him of chewing on stuff if he deserves it?
okay, as a response to your own story, here is some reverse MC from me. I have a MASSIVE appetite, like, just absolutely bullsheit massive. so I went to a restaurant with my parents, and being 14 at the time, I ordered some salmon filet with 2 orders of fries. some scanning of the restaurant gave me enough info to know that the portions were regular. the waiter asked me if I was sure, and I wholeheartedly agreed. so... my food arrived, and the 2 orders of fries were WAY bigger than the fries my parents and sister got. the waiter told us that if I managed to eat it all, my meal costs would be refunded 100%. Behind me were some people watching, and I started eating. I ate, and ate, and ate, munched it aaaal up without a problem. I was later told that the faces of the employees watching me dropped as I was eating enough food to feed 2 people. in the end I ate for free, and walked off with a HUGE smile on my face.
My daughter can do the same thing and she's skinny as a rail. I loved the look on serving staff's faces when they'd take her empty plate away, after arguing with me in the first place about her order.
Rslash: Scoop! Yugo: Bork! Rslash: Biggest Scoop that ever scooped! Yugo: BORK BORK BORK! **squats** Rslash: No, no, NOT THAT KIND OF SCOOOOOOP!!! Yugo: **is now happy**
I demand pics with the bloopers! It is outrageous that you only give us the adorable bloopers we asked for! I need pics or I'll call the police and NASA!
Naw, they don't allow that. They have to be in the nurse's office and the kid has to go there to get his shot. Pumps work better for really brittle DM anyway. This guy is fabulous, how he reacted.
Reminds me of that episode of Naruto where the entire point of the test was to actually cheat and not get caught. Haven't watched the show in about 15 years, but it's one of the only episodes I remember from it.
When you were a brat back then... You will end up with an ARSE LASH. Being a brat now... You will end up with an R SLASH. Actually, not so different. In fact, both can happen at once. One brings shame and the other makes it hard to sit for a few minutes.
I’m a diabetic and my teacher took MY pump and when she took it I did NOT tell her it was a pump then I went to detention and all my classmates started SCREAMING at the teacher and the teacher got fired after a bunch or complaining and hooking up w/ a student ( I’m a senior in highschool and the teacher was super young )
I commend the student in the first story for going so far as to risk their well being to put the teacher in their place. I can only imagine the lawsuit that would have come about if an ambulance was called and a hospital stay was needed
I find it funny how you ask Yugo for permission to continue xD I do the same with my cats, but they're not as cute. "Dog, please?" I call my cats cats too idk, I love them, but it's funny.
"What were you sent to detention for?" "Using electronics in class." "Oh. What kind of electronics were you using, by the way?" "My Insulin pump. I'm a diabetic." "0.0!?" How I imagined that particular conversation if that teacher didn't send another student to go fetch OP in that story.
i dont think the teacher is that bad coz they apologised and i know the problems when kids use phones in class.they probably really believed that it was a phone.
I've supervised a class where another child ripped off a child's insulin pump waving it in the air shouting 'miss! Miss ! X is using their phone I took it off them you have to give them a red card now! (year sixes, still using traffic light behavior management I know) I'm 22 and I had no idea how to deal with this. I knew about the insulin pump and I more or less had to grab the nearest adult from the corridor to take this child to the office so they can call doctors and stuff. When I get back the child who ripped it off was still all smug (I more or less hustled the child out to sort it out). I gave them a red card and told them they would be speaking to the headmistress about it. Unfortunately I don't know what happened beyond that as I was a day cover.
i dont think the teacher is that bad coz they apologised and i know the problems when kids use phones in class.they probably really believed that it was a phone. I can understand the frustration of a teacher working his butt off for minimum pay
A teacher ripped my wife’s insulin pump off her when she was in high school. She says the teacher just stood there in horror as a blood stain started to form on her uniform where the cannula had been ripped out.
@@darklordshadow2398 true, but if you know you have a diabetic student, you should atleast do enough basic research to know what an insulin pump looks like
Lovinggg the puppy bloopers!! Also, wanted to let you know that I enjoy your narration above others on youtube--I really like the way you emphasize certain words and the flow and pace of your narration. Keep it up!
Agreed! I also really like Giofilm but he often misreads stuff, and Sorrow tv, the only one who is at the same level of rslash, but unfortunately uploads very rarely. Since I want more reddit vid I also watch fresh and cuestar, but fresh sounds a bit boring, and cuestar sounds like a douche, I only watch for the stories and because I'm very bored lol, but all day I wait for rslash upload!!!
@@0Onyx13 you should check out Storytime too, Jake uploads multiple times a day (some freaking how) and he has an accent, but his cadence is similar. I love Rslash too, I'm a huge Fresh fan though. His voice is soothing to me. Another good one is Bumfris. ^-^
Yes! Some don’t even read the CAPS with emphasis, but some random other words...not how the person wrote it at all! Rslash is the first I stumbled upon and continues to be my fav. Plus PUPPY BLOOPERS!
That last one's like the time my dad and brother made a bet. My brother was upset that the bathroom door didnt lock in the new house we were renting and dad came to see. He took one look and said, i bet you video games for the month if i can lock it. my brother, being confrontational every now and again, accepted with a counter bet of $100. Dad then proceded to show me just how it locked. Being an older hous, this door locked by pushing the inner handle in and turning it a quarter to the left. Andrew was skeptical at first but dad had me show him. He looked defeated, but dad told him he had only been messing around as he knew it was a guaranteed win
Posting a troll comment to make sure rSlash never gets monetized ever again: Day 0 because why would I ever do that I’m not a jerk. Edit: I just realized you are monetized, good job
@@josephmiller5130 if he uses copyright music, theres still gonna be ads. He earns nothing from them and the owners of the music gets the money. Dunno if this is the case but I just wanted to say that
UA-cam serves ads based on the contents of the videos usually. They pick up keywords with their speech to text and probably hundreds of other variables to serve related ads to the video.
Me: "Just give me all the fries you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of fries." Do you understand?" Waiter: "All?" Me: "I know what I'm about son." (Two Ron Swanson quotes rolled into one glorious dialogue.)
The first story reminds me of a time when I had a heart monitor that would beep every few minutes after recording my heart beats during the time between and I informed my teachers duh. However, one teacher scolded me about the beeping (which cannot be turned off) telling me to give them my phone immediately. After trying to explain what it was they kept interrupting me so infront of the entire class I took off my jacket and shirt to show the leads/wires attached to my body and connected to the device I was holding in my hand by that point. All while plainly saying, fine fuck you see for yourself asshole.... he instantly had the "I really fucked up" face and I sat there shirtless for the rest of the class.. teachers should actually read the doctor's notes students bring them...
The loaded fries story isn't really malicious compliance. The waiter/waitress asked if you were sure. You said you were sure about it so as they say, "the customer is always right."
"I proceed by scooping one of the most gigantic scoops I've ever scooped in my entire scooping career." I want a scoop of vanilla ice cream each time he says "scoop".
Yugo is adorable! PS thx, this channel low-key helped me persuade my mother to get me another pupper (my dog is seven, and I have a few mental issues so Im REALLY attached to her, her breed usually lives to be about ten and I want to get another dog so its less painful) To anyone wondering how it helped, I watch these with my mom some times and she thought Yugo was adorable Edit: Thanks Rslash :D
This reminds me of the first joke I remember ever telling! When I was just a wee gaffer (like 3 TOPS) my dad got a box of dilly bars from Dairy Queen. Back in those days you didn't get ripped off when you got sweets and those things used to be MONSTERS! Being the sweet fiend I was I asked for one. My dad agreed and took one from the box and walked to the counter. You see, you dad is substantially older and wiser than I. He knew the limits of his two little children, so when the treats were too big he'd cut them in half. I then clarified that I wanted a whole one and that surely he could see I was big enough. He then asked me "these things are pretty big... are you sure you can handle it?" I felt the answer was pretty obvious... can a kid finish an icecream? Pffft. So he handed me the half pound monstrosity. I doubt I finished a third before I couldn't take another bite. This wasn't lost on my dad. He asked how I was making out. That's when i dropped this timeless gem: "Dad i couldn't handle it. It handled me!" So ya... that was my first joke I remember coming up with. Actually it may very well be my first memory. Idk 🤣
What do you call a Yugo on top of a hill? A miracle. Why does the Yugo have a rear window de-icer? To keep your hands warm as you push it. Why don't Yugos sustain damage in a collision? The tow truck takes the damage for it. Yesterday, arrests were made in relation to push-by shooting in a Yugo. How do you double a Yugo's worth? You fill it with gas. Yugo owner: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." Car parts dealer: "Seems like a fair trade." Yugo owner: "I'd like a windscreen wiper blade for my Yugo." Car parts dealer: "Only if you put 20$ into the trade. Why would you name your dog "Yugo"? It's more of a car name.
This reminds me when I was eating with like 12 friends for her birthday at some restaurant and we all ordered 1 mini cake each and the lady warned us they weren’t that small. None of us could even finish half of the damn thing lmao!
"I scooped the biggest scoop I scooped in my scooping career. The I scooped the second biggest scoop a scooper could ever scoop in his scooping career" story of the year
Haha the French fries remind of a time with my mom and her friend. We went to "The Hat" if you've ever been they have one of the best and biggest chilli cheese fries. It costs over 5$ but the container they use is a cardboard cup holder. For 4 cups. So we we're ordering and this women is over 50, talking to the cashier and ordering only one chilli fry for all 3 of us. She protested and was angry and wanted her own fries, I tried explaining to her the vast amount but she cut me off. My mom and the cashier both just nodded. (keep in mind she also ordered a pasyromi sandwich as well. When the food was brought to us, her face was priceless.
Hey, rslash, can you tell me what the restaurant you were talking about at 5:31 bc I am starving now. (Don’t tell my mom, she’ll kill me...) Edit, two minutes later: A MOUNTAIN of cholesterol?! Damn.
we took my kid to an ice cream place when she was 18 months old, did not know a regular cone at that place was massive. We got her one, she ate it all, we were surprised. Then she threw it up. next time we went we got her a baby cone. it was so tiny. The look on her heart broken face at the tiny cone. We told her she could have more than 1 tiny cone.
They don't want that either. They want the work to be done during the hours they scheduled so they don't have to pay OT, but as OP stated sometimes it doesn't work out that way. My job is pretty strict on overtime too, and they always tell me to drop what I'm doing so I clock out on time. Never stops them from bitching about it the next day though.
Yugo heard that people liked the puppy bloopers so he wanted to be in another video
🐶💖🐕
Hi
edit: Sure why not make a whole video about ur puppy and become a puppy channel .100% Ad
Yeet!
Good
Yugo is SO ADORABLE
Cool
I have never heard the word 'scoop' so often in my life
Edit: Yugo is so cute I love him
Yos Yugo Is Kawaii
Wawsh Jts am I a joke to you?!? scoop scoop scoop scoop scoop scoop scoop scoop scoop scoop scoopty poop.
Alex Glidden I was gonna make a poopity scoop poop thing joke. ;c
Yfdfxxxczx. Sad
@@Basketball069 What breed is he?
You know it's gotta be bad when there's an insulin pump
Hm.. Guess so🤷🏼♀️ I've had one for 2 years now
But not having one is worse
@@greydobegay969 Hey my fellow diabetic. What kind of pump do you have? I use an omnipod
Eh, it's not necessarily a manner of severity, but yeah, most do just fine with injections.
Personally, I hate needles, so I think if I had the option, I would go with a pump vs frequent injections.
@@rr_gaming4954 medtronic 640G and I'm really glad I have one!^^
Ice Cream Guy: 'Nothing personal, kid.'
Kid: 'NANI??'
Rip kid who was to full to eat
Ice cream man:😂😂*minutes later*😁😁😁😁
* another minute*😏😏😏😏
Kid:😥😕😖😞😟😭*when kid get full*🤒🤒🤒😭😭😭😭😭😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
Me: luaghing like it was my best day and finally got to the bathroom for 3 Hours strait
@@sleepybigeye2121 33 emojis? I thought I had the most emojis, pls stop u are actually 7
@@adamtaurus7840 well no I'm not 7 but I'm 12also I comment this with emojis because it's so funny (emojis warning)😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@@sleepybigeye2121 ok no offense tho,jus don't overuse emojis , it's a bit annoying : /
@@adamtaurus7840 eh ok I'm just bored
RSlash: I want 3 orders of fries, since the orders are tiny.
Also RSlash: Reality is often disappointing
sheesh
As a waiter this so tru
400th like lets get it!!
Well, at least he learned his lesson.
Getting a hard taste of karma is the only way to learn.
(No offense, RSlash)
Why do I feel like I would eat the whole thing without much trouble?
Like if the thing was like 3 bowls of fries that are about the size of a plate I wouldnt have much trouble
But if it was say Pizza plate sized not even a chance
waiter: "Are you sure? That's a lot of fries."
off brand Ron Swanson: "I know what I'm about son..."
“Sting like a bee, but do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous.”
Knope for prez
What you heard was give me a lot of fries what I said was give me all the fries you have
@@qjarrangements4989 I'm Chippie the Kid, fork over all yer spuds........ and make 'em crispy!
If not a story, it's your giggle that cracks me up
16:25.
I subscribed because of this.
I subscribed because of his voice and laugh.
Now that’s a cursed username
rSlash:plz don’t bite my chair
Yugo:no I don’t think I will
Yes I think I will
Me:stop biting my chair
Dog:no
Me:I’ll call you a bad boy
Dog:*instantly stops,sits then starts wagging tail*
Me:good boy
Dog:continues to bite chair again
Me:rRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
💜 Love the puppy bloopers!
Good video! Here's my favorite family incident of malicious compliance. This happened 50 years or so ago.
My dad was a pilot in the Air Force Reserve, flying cargo aircraft. The base where he was assigned was roughly 50 miles from where we lived. He gets a call one day to report to his group's command post to take care of something. Since it's a simple trip to the base, spend maybe an hour there and return home, he asked me if I wanted to go with him. Sign me up!
A quick note about my dad's driving: My mom used to say "Your father doesn't drive, he flies really low!"
We're on the way back home on the Massachusetts Turnpike when a State Trooper pulls him over for speeding. The Trooper swaggers up to the car and sarcastically says to my dad (who is not in uniform) "Okay, buddy, let's see your flying license." Dad calmly pulls his Pilot's License out of his wallet and hands it to him. Trooper looks at the license, looks at my dad, looks at the license, looks at my dad, hands the license back and says "Okay, you got me." Trooper walks back to his car and drives away. I'll bet he never used that line again. :)
Best comment ever
Put this on reddit
Wow.... Just wow
Your dad is almost as awesome as mine.
F to pay respects
I think YUGO is an Entitled Puppy. He wants to be in EVERY video from now on and if not he will chew on your favorite stuff.
That's because Yugo deserves it. He's a very good boy with good puppy grades.
Yugo deserves to be in rSlash’s videos, he’s a good dog, and gets good grades in school. How DARE you accuse him of chewing on stuff if he deserves it?
Sorry, but dogs are allowed to be entitled, since they're cute. Dogs aren't like us stupid humans!
Yugo: if you don't put me in the videos, the cords get it. Think I'm lying? To show you I'm serious I left you a warm present in your shoes.
r/entitledpuppy
okay, as a response to your own story, here is some reverse MC from me.
I have a MASSIVE appetite, like, just absolutely bullsheit massive.
so I went to a restaurant with my parents, and being 14 at the time, I ordered some salmon filet with 2 orders of fries. some scanning of the restaurant gave me enough info to know that the portions were regular. the waiter asked me if I was sure, and I wholeheartedly agreed. so... my food arrived, and the 2 orders of fries were WAY bigger than the fries my parents and sister got. the waiter told us that if I managed to eat it all, my meal costs would be refunded 100%. Behind me were some people watching, and I started eating. I ate, and ate, and ate, munched it aaaal up without a problem. I was later told that the faces of the employees watching me dropped as I was eating enough food to feed 2 people. in the end I ate for free, and walked off with a HUGE smile on my face.
Huge smile and possibly a huge gut at well? Lol
And the Manager probably told the waiter "don't EVER do that again"...
My daughter can do the same thing and she's skinny as a rail. I loved the look on serving staff's faces when they'd take her empty plate away, after arguing with me in the first place about her order.
HA!🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Fucking legend 👌🤣
I am legally required to comment “Good Video”
Bot#2679468 yes
Yes legend!!!!!!
YES MY FELLOW SUBSCRIBER
-ABSOLUTELYNOTSUBBOT#431996
this is the definition of dedication
SUBBOT
nobody:
Yugo: bork bork bark
ua-cam.com/video/QN4UhS8cFTk/v-deo.html
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Nobody at all I swear:
Not a single soul ever:
Me when I see this comment at 68 likes: "Sike! That's the wrong number!"
Rslash: Scoop!
Yugo: Bork!
Rslash: Biggest Scoop that ever scooped!
Yugo: BORK BORK BORK! **squats**
Rslash: No, no, NOT THAT KIND OF SCOOOOOOP!!!
Yugo: **is now happy**
Also Yugo: *S Q U E E E E E A K*
Bojork
Dad:You wont eat that whole Ice cream.
Me:On the ground with a life threatning brain freeze and the Ice cream gone*
*Speech 100*
*Illusion 100*
That's the beauty of it, the kid learns a lesson either way.
*Stomachache 9001*
Random vegeta:it’s over 9000!
GFD that sounds like something I'd do as a kid
Lol
I demand pics with the bloopers! It is outrageous that you only give us the adorable bloopers we asked for! I need pics or I'll call the police and NASA!
Cypresssina NASA is a space agency XD
@@kevinly2219 I'm aware. It was the most random CB thing I could think of at the time 😉
@The coo - king Absolutely nothing. Like with most CB threats
@The coo - king what are you talking about its NASA they operate in space so obviously they are recording everyone at all times!
Cypresssina nasa😂
Liked the stories, loved your puppy bloopers!!!
I hope you, and Yugo, have an absolutely wonderful one!!!
I have a question how do you have 5k liked videos?
jaspr1999 ur the guy from list 25
@@VargoOP - Yup!
That first one with the insulin pump could have been even more maliciously compliant and brought insulin in syringes into class.
Naw, they don't allow that. They have to be in the nurse's office and the kid has to go there to get his shot.
Pumps work better for really brittle DM anyway. This guy is fabulous, how he reacted.
Me: Knock Knock!
rSlash: Who's th-
Yugo: *BARK BARK* (Interrupting me!~)
who's yugo?
@@random-yb3qx Yugo is le cute puppy that we get to hear in the puppy bloopers owo
@@dootdoot94xo44 dont be toxic
Yugo has embraced the rSlash life and become your very own entitled child. Puppy demands to be in all the videos. So adorable😁 💕💕💕
Twisted Iris Yugo is the only entitled being that can be permitted
ichigokage i agree
Same
@@ichigokage I agree other entitled entities are illegal
Kid trying hard on test: ugh this is-
The Dad: HEY WHATS THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 14
The Bro: A
Me: shoot what was number 15?
The douche: 9730!!
Me: it's a letter choice question...
The answer would be listed.
@@amberheimbach7492 Plot twist there is no Answer which was 9730.
Reminds me of that episode of Naruto where the entire point of the test was to actually cheat and not get caught.
Haven't watched the show in about 15 years, but it's one of the only episodes I remember from it.
I DEMAND you give Yugo his own channel. He's been such a good boy, and he deserves it.
If you wanna see dogs better search for dog vids
Now everytime I hear "rSlash", all I can hear is arse lash...😓
Hey guys, welcome to ARSE LASH malicious compliance...
omfg i hear it
Sera oml.MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER IS BURNING ALIVE.
YOU RUINED MY LIFE
My mom gave me a lot of Arse Lashes when I was growing up.
They aren't fun.
When you were a brat back then...
You will end up with an ARSE LASH.
Being a brat now...
You will end up with an R SLASH.
Actually, not so different.
In fact, both can happen at once. One brings shame and the other makes it hard to sit for a few minutes.
Legend says he’s still trying to finish his ice cream
I’m a diabetic and my teacher took MY pump and when she took it I did NOT tell her it was a pump then I went to detention and all my classmates started SCREAMING at the teacher and the teacher got fired after a bunch or complaining and hooking up w/ a student ( I’m a senior in highschool and the teacher was super young )
R/I don’t know why I’m replying
@Wolf So she was NOT fired over endangering the life of a student?
Ranek Eisenkralle well it was the last straw for the district
@@wolf3847 meaning it was what got the district to be rid of her? Well that's good at least. And good that you are still with us.
That’s a messed up teacher... my gym teacher tried putting me in detention for using my inhaler
If I were to go to jail.......
I'd pull out my "Get out of jail free card"
They can't stop me!
Lmao 😂😂😂
Still get me everytime
@@MDGOLD *Happy noises*
Then the cops use uno reverse card
Now its they will get some free more 50 sentences for you in jail😂😂😂😂
@@Unknown-wr7cc haha....but I saw this coming!I made a special card for this moment.....
THE REVERSE + 4 CARD!HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAGDWEY8FGWEGIERJHGE-
**cough** VLDL **cough** ua-cam.com/video/UcOw4lDnA9s/v-deo.html
I commend the student in the first story for going so far as to risk their well being to put the teacher in their place. I can only imagine the lawsuit that would have come about if an ambulance was called and a hospital stay was needed
I find it funny how you ask Yugo for permission to continue xD I do the same with my cats, but they're not as cute.
"Dog, please?" I call my cats cats too idk, I love them, but it's funny.
Whats the answer to #14....**drops mic like a boss***
TEACHER GUT OWNED
I laughed to hard at that.
Yugo Yugo!
Me in my head: *YUGOSLAVIA*
Nice on
Same meme m8
Literally thought the same! Lol
@@nethascotx24 CAo!!! My parents are from bosnian and my dad is named jugo from yugoslavia. So same though.
you have 69 likes😏😋😂
For 1 million subs i want an hour long video of just puppy bloopers.
YAAASSSS
At first I thought you were saying 1 mill=1hr vid!
No
Jake Adams no to your no
Jake Adams uno reverse card
Jake Adams yes*
LOL, the Puppy bloopers are awesome!!
It's like the best 'bonus clip' ever
"You can't eat all this"
11 years old me: Challenge accepted
*proceeds to eat it all , without getting diabetes*
11 yo me: *MORE*
Calm down Arin.
@@TheRealAaronbrine MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Current 14 year old me: easy
13 year old me
Too unhealthy for my bank account
Easy work. Went to a pizza hut buffet. Had 35 slices of cheese pizza
Arse Lash and Yugo
The ultimately duo
Haha
3:44
Me: Is this a Entitled Parents
(Reads 10 seconds in)
Me: *IS THIS A ENTITLED CHILDREN POST!?! WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS!?!*
.-.
#Entitledpeople post
/r/entitledkids is a subreddit
"What were you sent to detention for?"
"Using electronics in class."
"Oh. What kind of electronics were you using, by the way?"
"My Insulin pump. I'm a diabetic."
"0.0!?"
How I imagined that particular conversation if that teacher didn't send another student to go fetch OP in that story.
i dont think the teacher is that bad coz they apologised and i know the problems when kids use phones in class.they probably really believed that it was a phone.
if the teacher didnt apologise or something happened to the kid i would be mad
and the fact that the kid did not go to the lengths and sue a poor teacher working his butt off for minimum pay makes me happy
Darklord shadow but the teacher was aware the student had diabetes
@@teelove2497 but diabetics can also own cell phones.
You're voice makes these stories really fun! Thank you! Love to listen to you.
YAY!!! More adorable Yugo moments!!! Thank you for adding that, & thank you for another awesome video!!!
🖤🖤🖤
~Casey
Teacher: "GIVE ME THE DEVICE NOW!"
OP: "ok" *clips off the pump and go to get a detention*
Teacher in mind: "im so dead"
Op : *dies while going to detention because did get his insulin*
@@alex-qd5en *teacher got sued and going to jail*
@@alex-qd5en That's not how insulin works.
No the kid AND the teacher are dead. Because OP’s parents would press charges
Christ GT That would be me too XD
I've read of cases when strangers ripped off the insulin pumps.
I've supervised a class where another child ripped off a child's insulin pump waving it in the air shouting 'miss! Miss ! X is using their phone I took it off them you have to give them a red card now! (year sixes, still using traffic light behavior management I know) I'm 22 and I had no idea how to deal with this. I knew about the insulin pump and I more or less had to grab the nearest adult from the corridor to take this child to the office so they can call doctors and stuff. When I get back the child who ripped it off was still all smug (I more or less hustled the child out to sort it out). I gave them a red card and told them they would be speaking to the headmistress about it. Unfortunately I don't know what happened beyond that as I was a day cover.
i dont think the teacher is that bad coz they apologised and i know the problems when kids use phones in class.they probably really believed that it was a phone. I can understand the frustration of a teacher working his butt off for minimum pay
A teacher ripped my wife’s insulin pump off her when she was in high school. She says the teacher just stood there in horror as a blood stain started to form on her uniform where the cannula had been ripped out.
@@darklordshadow2398 true, but if you know you have a diabetic student, you should atleast do enough basic research to know what an insulin pump looks like
people will rip off anything . shouldn’t prevent anyone to use life saving meds
Lovinggg the puppy bloopers!! Also, wanted to let you know that I enjoy your narration above others on youtube--I really like the way you emphasize certain words and the flow and pace of your narration. Keep it up!
Agreed! I also really like Giofilm but he often misreads stuff, and Sorrow tv, the only one who is at the same level of rslash, but unfortunately uploads very rarely. Since I want more reddit vid I also watch fresh and cuestar, but fresh sounds a bit boring, and cuestar sounds like a douche, I only watch for the stories and because I'm very bored lol, but all day I wait for rslash upload!!!
@@0Onyx13 you should check out Storytime too, Jake uploads multiple times a day (some freaking how) and he has an accent, but his cadence is similar. I love Rslash too, I'm a huge Fresh fan though. His voice is soothing to me. Another good one is Bumfris. ^-^
Yes! Some don’t even read the CAPS with emphasis, but some random other words...not how the person wrote it at all! Rslash is the first I stumbled upon and continues to be my fav. Plus PUPPY BLOOPERS!
@@0Onyx13 rslash voice is very nice to listen to but you should also check Miserybox, he's got a pleasant voice as well
OP's Dad: *Shouts* "WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO #14??"
Me: "I got you fam!" *Shouts back answer*
that was you?
pyro r/whooooosh
That last one's like the time my dad and brother made a bet. My brother was upset that the bathroom door didnt lock in the new house we were renting and dad came to see. He took one look and said, i bet you video games for the month if i can lock it. my brother, being confrontational every now and again, accepted with a counter bet of $100. Dad then proceded to show me just how it locked. Being an older hous, this door locked by pushing the inner handle in and turning it a quarter to the left. Andrew was skeptical at first but dad had me show him. He looked defeated, but dad told him he had only been messing around as he knew it was a guaranteed win
My son was watching this video and now he wants a pump phone from the first story so you must give him one now or I will sue you
Second story? Exactly what my dad would have pulled. XD Amazing
😂😂
XD
Blazes Adventures XD
"Gave her a PIZZA his mind"...hm.......... GREAT pun my dude😂👌✌
"I guess OP gave her a PIZZA my mind"
*my brain* STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!
rSlash is cruisin for that dislike... Saved by the puppy!
@@gManGabe Not wrong there 😂 Woke up my sleeping partner just to show her it and totally worth it
Lol, @Deathhound, your comment reminded me of Oblivion ❤️ Good times
It’s been too long since i’ve seen a good brawl!
@@teslagasoline5629 Lucky for you. I mostly deal with petty thieves and drunken brawls. Been too long since a good bandit raid
I watch a lot of r/ things and you by far, are the best. All hail king of r/!
do you watch Fresh?
@@miraclejohnson7801 yee
Yeah RSlash and Fresh are my favourites too!
Thanks "arse lash"
I like sorrow tv too :)
I love this, I’m the kind of guy who would do something like malicious compliance every now and then.
This is probably my favorite video you have done. This category is great.
Posting a troll comment to make sure rSlash never gets monetized ever again: Day 0 because why would I ever do that I’m not a jerk.
Edit: I just realized you are monetized, good job
I saw the ads
Uh what? He may have the two normal ads but he hasn’t had mid roll ads and he wasn’t making any money off of it
@@josephmiller5130 if he uses copyright music, theres still gonna be ads. He earns nothing from them and the owners of the music gets the money.
Dunno if this is the case but I just wanted to say that
PUPPY BLOOPERS AND YOUR LAUGH WERE THE BEST THING IN THIS VIDEOOOOO
Dad: If you don't finish your ice cream like I said you wouldn't, no more TV for you for the rest of the vacation!
Matt Stonie: Lol hold my beer
Lol
More like hold my food.
Lol
I love hearing the interaction between you and the dog. Now all we need is a face reveal (and not just the dog) ;D
LMAO I love Yugo! I'm also glad to know that I'm not the only crazy person that refers to their dog as dog 🤣
I am a good kid and have amazing grades so I deserve your puppy... gimmme your puppy gimme gimme gimmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nice pfp
Anybody know the sauce for the profile pic?
@@isabellajemica -are you asking for a friend-
Dont worry sweety, we'll get you that puppy.
Lore Master Hyak gimmeeeee gimmeeeee GImmEEEEeeeEeEeeEeEeEEEE
News: There will be a solar eclipse in the morning
Random Girl: may i talk to god to delay the solar eclipse because i go to school??!!
That girl wants to go to school????
@Cats999 *_H M M_*
@Cats999 *_-Hmm-_*
I heard about this lol
"Tell god i want to talk to his manager!"
My brothers name is tre and one time my brothers teacher said “Tre please put the glue on the tray” and so he did what she said and put it on his head
please tell me he still does this!
Me: clicks on this video
Ad: about a girl with type 1 diabetes
First story: type 1 diabetic
Coincidence? I’m not sure.....
UA-cam Addict COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT
UA-cam serves ads based on the contents of the videos usually. They pick up keywords with their speech to text and probably hundreds of other variables to serve related ads to the video.
**rSlash is Illuminati CONFIRMED**
**UA-cam is Illuminati CONFIRMED**
"Please don't bite my chair"
YOU LET HIM BITE YOUR CHAIR YOU MONSTER ha
Me: "Just give me all the fries you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of fries." Do you understand?"
Waiter: "All?"
Me: "I know what I'm about son."
(Two Ron Swanson quotes rolled into one glorious dialogue.)
The first story reminds me of a time when I had a heart monitor that would beep every few minutes after recording my heart beats during the time between and I informed my teachers duh. However, one teacher scolded me about the beeping (which cannot be turned off) telling me to give them my phone immediately. After trying to explain what it was they kept interrupting me so infront of the entire class I took off my jacket and shirt to show the leads/wires attached to my body and connected to the device I was holding in my hand by that point. All while plainly saying, fine fuck you see for yourself asshole.... he instantly had the "I really fucked up" face and I sat there shirtless for the rest of the class.. teachers should actually read the doctor's notes students bring them...
Rebel B TV ida told that fool to go fuck himself.
Actually that’s when you walk right out and see the principal. Creep needed a lesson.
I think we need more puppy bloopers... you know, it pleases Yugo
nobody:
yugo:PITCHA PITCHA WHIRRR CHUNKA CHUNKA CHUNKA FONKI FLAK JOOKIE MCGOOKIE LAKA KAKA SAKA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PUPPO DOGGO
I ALSO HAVE PUPPO DOGGO
BUT MY PUPPO DOGGO IS NO MORE A PUPPO
BUT A SMOL DOGGO
WHO IGNORES ME
DeadPerson XD
Thats halarious
Dat sad
Bork.
Comedy?
Does anyone else think that rSlash and Yugo should react to r/aww or r/dogfree ???
The loaded fries story isn't really malicious compliance. The waiter/waitress asked if you were sure. You said you were sure about it so as they say, "the customer is always right."
That's MC tho
"I proceed by scooping one of the most gigantic scoops I've ever scooped in my entire scooping career."
I want a scoop of vanilla ice cream each time he says "scoop".
That pizza joke was pretty cheesy. I still liked it, dough.
Leave
Ugggh That was agonising
No stay. I find this humorous.
That was a grate joke
My god
Entitled kid: Approaches
Mr mc scoopy scoop: This where the fun begins
Yugo is adorable!
PS thx, this channel low-key helped me persuade my mother to get me another pupper (my dog is seven, and I have a few mental issues so Im REALLY attached to her, her breed usually lives to be about ten and I want to get another dog so its less painful)
To anyone wondering how it helped, I watch these with my mom some times and she thought Yugo was adorable
Edit: Thanks Rslash :D
I’ve made a food order miscalculation as well, RSlash. It involved the Blooming Onion.
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Not even God:
Yugo: bark bork burk bark
4:50
I believe that OP is secretly Kanye, I mean how could a person ever use the word Scoop this much in one sentence? 🤔
Scoop woop scoop scoop ice cream scoop woop scoop scoop scoop loop poop scoop fruit poop scoop loop loot scoop scoop ice cream scoop SCOOP.
I was also thinking of that Poopity Scoop song of his when that sentence was read. I couldn't stop laughing as a result.
WTF the notification just popped and there is 28 views
Ragava RGB and this was posted 28 mintues ago...hmmm......
Like I had once 2 views, 72 likes and 86 comments
@@EnforcerTV *Insert X-Files Theme here*
Marko Krcmarov dooo doooo dooo dooo dooo DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@@shrimp7800 I meant a video I was watching that said 6 seconds ago when I started it
' Yug- Yugo.. come on man.. ' The cuteness. I can't take this cuteness. Give Yugo some belly rubs for us !!!
Yugo*
@@lasc1v1ous when i found out how to spell the puppers name I couldnt find the video i put the comment on! Thank you !!!
@@SoulKxtoyt no problem! 😀
Yugo sounds absolutely adorable lol
I LOVE the puppy bloopers! 😂❤️
You should do a vid just playing with yugo at 1 mil
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugo
This reminds me of the first joke I remember ever telling! When I was just a wee gaffer (like 3 TOPS) my dad got a box of dilly bars from Dairy Queen. Back in those days you didn't get ripped off when you got sweets and those things used to be MONSTERS!
Being the sweet fiend I was I asked for one. My dad agreed and took one from the box and walked to the counter. You see, you dad is substantially older and wiser than I. He knew the limits of his two little children, so when the treats were too big he'd cut them in half.
I then clarified that I wanted a whole one and that surely he could see I was big enough. He then asked me "these things are pretty big... are you sure you can handle it?"
I felt the answer was pretty obvious... can a kid finish an icecream? Pffft. So he handed me the half pound monstrosity.
I doubt I finished a third before I couldn't take another bite. This wasn't lost on my dad. He asked how I was making out. That's when i dropped this timeless gem:
"Dad i couldn't handle it. It handled me!"
So ya... that was my first joke I remember coming up with. Actually it may very well be my first memory. Idk 🤣
I love fries with ranch cheese and bacon so your story got me so hungry lol
Doggos are the best, but they don't grasp the concept of you being busy 😆
... I really wish we could get a meal with so many fries that I couldn't finish it. That sounds glorious... Damn...
This videos will end being 1 history and 10min of puppy bloopers, quality content right there I can see it XD
What do you call a Yugo on top of a hill?
A miracle.
Why does the Yugo have a rear window de-icer?
To keep your hands warm as you push it.
Why don't Yugos sustain damage in a collision?
The tow truck takes the damage for it.
Yesterday, arrests were made in relation to push-by shooting in a Yugo.
How do you double a Yugo's worth?
You fill it with gas.
Yugo owner: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo."
Car parts dealer: "Seems like a fair trade."
Yugo owner: "I'd like a windscreen wiper blade for my Yugo."
Car parts dealer: "Only if you put 20$ into the trade.
Why would you name your dog "Yugo"? It's more of a car name.
For a moment I was like "Ahh a fellow slav that understands the beauty of the yugo" but then I saw your name, comrade stalin.
@@imranicanovic1154 what's wrong with it?
@@josephstalin7995 nothing comrade. It's a damn fine name.
@@imranicanovic1154 good. I thought you would be like: you're an evil man, and I would be like: go to gulag. But thanks! :)
Joseph Stalin why do you eat food and everyone else doesnt
This reminds me when I was eating with like 12 friends for her birthday at some restaurant and we all ordered 1 mini cake each and the lady warned us they weren’t that small. None of us could even finish half of the damn thing lmao!
"I scooped the biggest scoop I scooped in my scooping career. The I scooped the second biggest scoop a scooper could ever scoop in his scooping career" story of the year
*Scoopy of the year
That is the scoopiest scooped scooper scoop scoops scooper scooper scoop story that ever scooped
I love the ending with Yugo. He's so freakin cute. Can we get more video of him please?
Haha the French fries remind of a time with my mom and her friend.
We went to "The Hat" if you've ever been they have one of the best and biggest chilli cheese fries. It costs over 5$ but the container they use is a cardboard cup holder. For 4 cups.
So we we're ordering and this women is over 50, talking to the cashier and ordering only one chilli fry for all 3 of us. She protested and was angry and wanted her own fries, I tried explaining to her the vast amount but she cut me off. My mom and the cashier both just nodded. (keep in mind she also ordered a pasyromi sandwich as well. When the food was brought to us, her face was priceless.
the way you talk to your dog is basically how I talk to mine lols. I even call him dog. XD.
it makes me just a little too happy haha
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugo
I really want to hear those raised by narcissits stories
It's really funny when rslash calls Yugo "DOG" IDK why its just so funny
I think you should be a voice actor in a video game. You have the voice of a manly protagonist.
Zachary Potter tf
Hey, rslash, can you tell me what the restaurant you were talking about at 5:31 bc I am starving now. (Don’t tell my mom, she’ll kill me...)
Edit, two minutes later: A MOUNTAIN of cholesterol?! Damn.
we took my kid to an ice cream place when she was 18 months old, did not know a regular cone at that place was massive. We got her one, she ate it all, we were surprised. Then she threw it up. next time we went we got her a baby cone. it was so tiny. The look on her heart broken face at the tiny cone. We told her she could have more than 1 tiny cone.
"A pizza mind"... You made my day!
4:52 sorry man, gotta report you for using kanye's music there
He spent the next 30-45 minutes checking people out
Should he of been doing his job instead of checking people out
Woah buddy
Nope. Just nope.
WOAH THERE
I get your paid the fries.
8:39 - I think Mike wants OP to work OT without pay.
They don't want that either. They want the work to be done during the hours they scheduled so they don't have to pay OT, but as OP stated sometimes it doesn't work out that way. My job is pretty strict on overtime too, and they always tell me to drop what I'm doing so I clock out on time. Never stops them from bitching about it the next day though.
Do remember the frie place?
Sorry im a fatass and im addict to fries /🤤/🍟
This is the best collection of malicious compliance I've heard.
"I always provide a link back to the thread in the description"
That aged... Poorly