Timestamps for idiots: 0:00 - intro with idiot cat 2:15 - hello + hand movements 2:42 - spiky silicon pad 7:29 - case that makes nice sounds 10:55 - [ cat intermission ] 11:51 - rainbow cup 17:40 - soda bottle 26:26 - wooden eggs 32:57 - paint brush 37:11 - outro Good night everyone, and thanks for the video Pat! Hope you're doing well
OK i have this really weird memory of being half asleep and then watching Pat do a live stream essentially in the dark while he laughed and said weird shit. Was this a dream? Also my favorite here is the wooden eggs and the black scratchy case!
You seem like the most sweetest realist person ever! I love the small talk you do in your videos. It’s very relaxing and very relatable. I hope you had a good holiday and thank you for the time and effort you put into your videos for us!
the way he's cursing his cat HAHAHA this made my night, thanks pat! I've been watching you for months, i rarely leave a comment but i love your videos :>> the way you make sounds and your hand movements are the best
Wow I can’t believe you’re at 100k now! I subbed to you at like 2k and it is crazy. You 100% deserve it all with the amount of hard work you put into content creation ❤! Thank you for being who you are Patrick, I truly mean it.
could you do visual stuttering again? it was really relaxing, but i keep rewatching it. it doesn’t have the same affect since i anticipate it. you’re the only asmrtist that can consistently give me tingles since my brain just wished suffering on me for the rest of my existence. anyways, you’re a big influence me being happy and sleeping, i appreciate you a lot ♡
This is the very first video I've ever seen by this guy and as a cat parent, the instant complaining about an asshole cat made me subscribe immediately lmao
I just lost my cat yesterday who was also a big asshole, and who looked exactly like your cat. I miss him lots, and I hope you get many good years with your kitties ❤️
“It’s elder abuse” about cat horseplay. Love you Pat. You’re an absolute gem.
🐴
Haha I was thinking the same
pat calling his cat an asshole but in a soft spoken voice is both relaxing and hilarious at the same time
ur pfp is absolutely beautiful
Amazing pfp.
@@mlmcodedI want you.
Ralsei supremacyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ^^
Ya'll weird
As an idiot myself, i do find this enjoyable
same fr
It's honestly nice to see a video dedicated to our community
Lock him up! That behavior is horrendous! You can only defend him for so long, Patrick.
I'm messing around, he's just a little silly
Is this to the cat or pat?
@@The_Silencer_manLet’s be safe and purge them both
@@The_Silencer_manthe car
@@C3sarT0rresvroom vroom
He's so funny😭 i lost it when he started talking about slapping the old lady😂
Im reading the comments before I've finished the video, this is the greatest out of context thing I've ever heard
Same 😭
"but i feel like if this was made for asmr, it would be worth a lot more" realest words ever
4:52
He's so naturally funny, it's hard to fall asleep when i keep laughing 😭😭😭
Timestamps for idiots:
0:00 - intro with idiot cat
2:15 - hello + hand movements
2:42 - spiky silicon pad
7:29 - case that makes nice sounds
10:55 - [ cat intermission ]
11:51 - rainbow cup
17:40 - soda bottle
26:26 - wooden eggs
32:57 - paint brush
37:11 - outro
Good night everyone, and thanks for the video Pat! Hope you're doing well
Cheers
Whoever made these timestamps is an idiot (thank you)
i have a short attention span and this helps a lot ty❤
:3
thank u!!!
he's just a little silly, he just like me
and like me! ;D Silly Community, llove it!
Real
I love how he casually says that his cat is mentally ill 💀💀
I could never imagine Patrick being a super serious asmrtist I like the fact that he just kinda messes around its just hilarious
you know your audience so well ☺
i don’t know if he’s acting weird or if he’s actually weird but it’s so charming 😭 i came here to sleep but now i try analyzing this dude
FRRRR
You are one of the few people who make tapping relax me and not bother me and that makes you, for me at least, one of the best asmrtist.
The first 2 minutes of this video was great. I think it's really funny because for some reason people made ASMR a Christian Minecraft server
The chat jn the beginning was the silliest thing ever made me have a silly lil giggle and smile 🙀😋
ahahahaha “i massage him… for some reason” i lost it
OK i have this really weird memory of being half asleep and then watching Pat do a live stream essentially in the dark while he laughed and said weird shit. Was this a dream?
Also my favorite here is the wooden eggs and the black scratchy case!
no it wasnt, i watched it too it was hilarious 😭😭
Yup, he did, hahaha. we were like 200 ppl at that moment ☠️ very funny, tho
What was he saying?
would do anything to know what stream this was it sounds so funny
@@Screehcile REALL
He's getting more and more sassy with the titles and im here for it. Also the tingles got me all sleepy thnx patrick
You seem like the most sweetest realist person ever! I love the small talk you do in your videos. It’s very relaxing and very relatable. I hope you had a good holiday and thank you for the time and effort you put into your videos for us!
the way he's cursing his cat HAHAHA this made my night, thanks pat! I've been watching you for months, i rarely leave a comment but i love your videos :>> the way you make sounds and your hand movements are the best
patrick i seriously love you, your asmr is so good and you're super funny and CUTE
Can't read, but somehow knew this video was for me. Thanks!
💀lmao
there not being a single misspell or grammar mistake really ties the comment together lmao
Finally the perfect asmr for me
you are right - same here 😃
we love the sick in the head cat
I hope we can get more ASMR camera throwing content 🙏🙏
I love you Patrick you’re my inspiration
Wow I can’t believe you’re at 100k now! I subbed to you at like 2k and it is crazy. You 100% deserve it all with the amount of hard work you put into content creation ❤! Thank you for being who you are Patrick, I truly mean it.
Pats hand movements give me tingles like nothing else! I love the humour in his videos makes me smile no matter what mood I’m in
could you do visual stuttering again? it was really relaxing, but i keep rewatching it. it doesn’t have the same affect since i anticipate it. you’re the only asmrtist that can consistently give me tingles since my brain just wished suffering on me for the rest of my existence. anyways, you’re a big influence me being happy and sleeping, i appreciate you a lot ♡
You're really good and honest and kind,i like your videos so much.
Thanks,as an idiot i enjoyed it.
Love you from Iran
YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS 😭
thanks for the video pat!! i don’t even like tapping sounds usually but something about the way you pace them sounds so nice
i love hearing you ramble, idk why just feels like listening to a friend talk 😁❤️
Love the vibe of your videos, keep up the great work! Also the wooden eggs sound aweSOME
The intro had me fucking wheezing, pat's asmr is truly unlike any other 🤣
Your ASMR speaking voice is perfect. It's gentle and I can only comprehend every other word.
Yep. This is my favorite ASMR channel now. Came to relax but the first two minutes had me dying laughing. 😂
I don’t know why but this is my type of asmr whatever type it is it’s for me
this got me cackling AND relaxin my socks off, thank you !
I enjoyed the tapping and the brushing with the paintbrush at the end of the video. Very tingly and anticipatory.
I must be the ultimate idiot, because this ASMR was perfect for me. Hit the spot in every way, thanks dude!
1:35 He can’t keep getting away with this‼️
I love the silicone pad thing right at the start, both in visuals (holding it up to the camera) and the sounds!
I really love the transparent thingy. It really does make great sounds, reminds me of rain tapping on a window...
Youre catering to the right audience. A solid piece of audio video production
There is something incredibly relaxing about your hand movements, Patrick. Hands down 🙇🏻♀️
The plastic brush thing at 7mins ISH is sooo good, great vid in general aswell x
as an certified idiot, I enjoyed this video alot.
You called the cat an ass in the beginning with a soft voice. I instantly subbed
The description 😭 we love you too patrick 🙏🏼
This is the very first video I've ever seen by this guy and as a cat parent, the instant complaining about an asshole cat made me subscribe immediately lmao
Target audience reached! Love your stuff, keep giong👍
18:50 this sounds amazing!! i’ve been loving mason jar w/ water tapping recently
Dude Patrick's eyes are just something else
thanks for the song recommendation i’ll listen to it when i wake up
당신의 시각적 팅글을 참 좋아합니다!
늘 감사해요🎉
the first two minutes had me cryinggg😭😭😭 youre so unintentionally funny😭
Just tingled all over my pants from this thx Pat
What.
This is really relaxing. Great ASMR!!
This is a win for smooth brains everywhere
I’m glad you posted it’s 2 in the morning and I can’t sleep
Same
Same
I lowkey thought the thumbnail was a cheesegrater
Oh dang. I thought I didn't like slow ASMR tapping/scratching and then you pulled out that Fanta bottle. That was incredible.
Help the intro is actually hilarious 😭🔥
THE CATS FACE WHEN YOU SAID “it’s hard to be mad at him” 😭 LIKE BRO KNOWS WHAT HES DOING LMFAO 0:40
Bro I feel you, why they make food taste so good but so so bad for you. 😭
Also really enjoyed the asmr!✨
i saw this in my recommendations and thought it released 2 hours ago but it's been 2 MONTHS...so the title fits me well
Aw the description :,)
As a smooth brained organism, i find this asmr to be quite nice.
Finally, I can watch one of these themed vids 😌
Thank you for including Mr kitty 💕 I love ur asmr
lmao this is wonderful. you’re wonderful 😂❤
I just lost my cat yesterday who was also a big asshole, and who looked exactly like your cat. I miss him lots, and I hope you get many good years with your kitties ❤️
now THIS is my kind of asmr
Asmr owen wilson complains about his cats behaviour
“Elder abuse” was so funny 😂
thanks pat i needed some specialized asmr
You are literally so funny
Never clicked so fast in my life! finally my kind of ASMR :)
the cat shaming is adorable when you look at that sweet baby’s face
As a simple person, I see for idiots, I click.
This is my favourite video so far, the title confirms it.
duuuude this is the first time someone does an asmr video for me! thank u pat always thinking about ur followers😵💫👍🏻👍🏻❤️❤️😴😴
You know it’s gonna be a good asmr video when elder abuse is mentioned within the first 2 mins 😂😂
so true
“he keeps fuckin around” I love
when i saw the title i knew i needed this
Sooo tingly and lovely 🧡✨
thx for creatin this safe space < 3
description really made me smile ❤️🩹
You upload this while I’m watching another one of your videos. 😂 Impeccable timing, you. 🫵🤪
I'd never knew I'd see the day of pat swearing, it's adorable and concerning at the same time.
Wow it's soooooo relaxing ❤
This is so good just subbed!,
I love this silly dude, he looks so sweet
Finally an ASMR video I can watch
just found you, you are an absolute gem
Cat guy again
As an intellectual with a very high IQ I find the lower ranks ASMR to be quite pleasant uhohoho!!
He can’t keep getting away with this
We need justice for elder cat
I’m literally dozing off thanks!! 😊