Fun Fact: Yes, squirrels can indeed survive long falls. Trust me, i've seen one fall off a 3 story tree and it immediately got up and scurried away like an absolute chad, it was great.
Fan Fact: You can throw squirrel from any height and it will survive. Squirel can't reach enought of speed to kill it when is falling. So squirrels take no fall damage
When I was growing up, really really young I would have this nightmare I don't really know how to describe it but it felt like there was some sort of countdown or Unstoppable Force coming my way, only then for a cacophony and cataclysmic event to commence. It feels so much like "the coming of God" in this game and it terrifies me.
@@uncleandr3w every once in awhile I could visualize it like some sort of Beast like a Hydra or a pair of people who are empowered by the end of the countdown. Sometimes they would be the force that's moving, sometimes it would be something indescribable.
Damn straight...that chanting sounded like unused soundtrack material from The Exorcist or The Omen. It just gets louder, clearer, more discordant, and can be positively chilling as you go along. You might even appreciate the jumpscare for silencing that maddening anti-hymn.) Speaking of, anyone else think the God-Squirrel looks like the front end of a Chinese New Year dancing dragon or lion?
I saw the title screen and was like "oh boy its going to be one of THOSE games!" Then i saw the rotting carcass pinned to the wall and went "Oh no, its going to be one of THOSE games..."
it's a small detail, but i really like how he says that the *flies* have made her ugly and rotten. presumably, he's the one who murdered and skinned her, and although he feels guilty about this, he doesn't want to confront his actions directly and possibly realize that he's a monster. to deal with the cognitive dissonance, he acknowledges that there is a problem (his wife is "ugly") but shifts both the reason (she isn't a flayed corpse, she's "rotten") and the cause (the flies did it, not him). for such a bizarre and surreal game, that line is a pretty down-to-earth way to characterize a psychopath.
the fact that the first thing you think about after hearing that the creator of the cosmos and life itself is coming to see you is "okay, got ammo, got health" just shows how you really BECAME the squirrel stapler.
@@testedhawk There's no way that God of Heaven and Israel would be *approving* things like this which harm not only the murder victim, but also effectively harm the murderer.
the "God is coming" timer can instill so much dread and anxiety in a person. You have no clue what he will look like, nor what he will do. The extent of his power is lost on you, and you only have a limited time to get your things in order and await his arrival. God is coming, and you have made him very, *very* mad.
I love how menacing the forest singing "GOD IS COMING" with the timer ticking down and the intensity of the song just to lead up to a massive f--king creature lurking behind you. It's amazing design that i hope could be seen in more horror games, because that was definitely a sendoff at the final moments.
That's actually a nailed horror game : you know something is coming way before and you wait, yet you scream when it's actually here The weirdness of this game plus your goofy commentaries are priceless, thank you
Coming back here after Iron Lungs popularity skyrocketed, it really does show how talented this developer is, not just in environmental development but in ideas and storytelling. Like how do you even come up with characters who think like this or the mc in Iron Lung- it just feels so realistic. Not relatable, but understandable
Holy crap, I came to watch this video right after watching Markiplier's gameplay of Iron Lung by complete coincidence, even thought about how the two games are similar graphics and atmosphere wise. That they're both made by the same developer is crazy but at the same time makes a lot of sense.
this game is pretty impressive considering it was made in a week. Edit : the game was made in 10 days not a week. Still it's pretty impressive nonetheless.
@@smaguy64 this game was made to be part of the Dread X Collection 2 and each game in this collection was made in 7 days by different indie dev(s) Like Airdorf ( the guy who made Faith 1 and 2 )...etc
That's the trick with jumpscares, it's not *about* the scare. It's about building tension so that you're so coiled up that when the thing happens, you just need to relieve that tension by getting startled. The countdown actually helps build the tension here due to the vagueness of it!
@Dragonwing 190000 don't joke on this, The thing was a fking scary game man... I always was scared of running out of ammos... And god did i fucking do it... And god was it hell...
That ending got me bad. The entire time I was expecting it to just come charging at you from the woods, only to find out it’s right fucking behind you, waiting for you to turn around.
Humanity has lived for two thousand years wondering if God exists, and yet all that poor man needed to appear before us was for us to staple 25 squirrels to a corpse. Was that too much to ask?
so thats how we ended up on the hooks.. god whisked us away from our squirrel wife and left us on some meat hooks in pennsylvania. jokes on him. im Worthy.
The red timer reading 2 minutes, "GOD IS COMING", while the spirits of the forest you've hunted chant "God is Coming". Then you hear a scream like a siren. He is here. That is *prime* horror.
Fun fact: squirrels can surging terminal velocity meaning a squirrel would have to fall 4,800 miles in order to die because that would give the squirrel enough time to starve to death
This game is horrifying. That’s the one word description of tone. Not “horror,” not “violent,” not “terrifying.” Very specifically “horrifying.” It’s the anticipation of judgement that got to me more than anything. That particular element was astonishingly effective. The combination of it with the interactive medium and the sheer sickness entailed in doing what you’re doing playing the game at all was perfect. The whole thing was spot-on. This was a really good game.
well, a sphere is the most energy-efficient form a non-corporeal meta-entity would assume when reducing itself to a mere 3 dimensions to fuck our collective shit up, so there’s that. as to the wife... no idea. only the Artist really knows.
I like how the wife goes from being a bloody corpse, to demanding your skin... to Jesus posing and giving you free heals while you hunt for her squirrels. Wholesome!
Same I raised my arms lmao. I checked some other playthroughs and it seems the game is hard-coded for "God" to only appear when you turn around then it ends the game.
This right here people, is how you ducking do an actual horror game: Tension building out of an aparently normal situation; Jolly's comentary hilarious as always, but my god the person who did this, they knew what they were doing, yeah Edit; the final creature looks kinda silly once you get past the jumpscare tho, lol
Hahaha, yeah normal situation maybe is not the best way to define this game, however the premise still works, at first is at best a rather odd hunting game, and that's about it, but yeah normal situation., lol
Yeah. They could have done something a lot more interesting than just ... some kind of floating ram head. Replacing the skybox with a bunch of eyes or something would have been more fitting.
Fact: Other than his announcement videos, this is the first content on this channel that isn't related to Half-Life or its engine since Jolly started talking in his videos. And that's three years
When I was playing this at 3 AM alone, it was slightly discomforting because you realise that this is supposed to be a horror yet nothing really spooky happens except squirrel bulls that you learn how to properly fight pretty fast. But the end - at the end I figured that God would likely follow the same rules that previous enemies, and will spawn somewhere on the map to pursue you. So naturally I decided to take my stand at the top of the mountain where I could clearly observe every direction around me. How much scare hit me the moment GOD has arrived I cannot describe with words, amplified by ominous music my heart literally died for a second - but my brain reaction took lead and clicked the button to shoot the bastard instantly. And those I killed the God and won! But at what cost...
When you stapled squirrels to her for the first time I laughed maniacally expecting something else to happen but nope its literally stapeling squirrels. Problem is I just had surgery so now I'm in incredible pain from laughing.
@ILikeDoomAndBlood aka Mr Wolfy 2.0 I'm not trashing unity. A developer who knows what they are doing takes the time to replace the default launch screen.
@@junkszy912 This was made in 10 days for the Dread X 2 Collection so the time was more likely focused on more else. Technically speaking the launcher's appearence is not very important.
As a horror fan I am actually impressed with the final part of the game, it was unsettling. The cultist chants coming from the woods and getting louder announcing the arrival of a god. Nice.
Fun fact, the same guy who created DUSK made this. Also, I love how the game kinda messes with your expectations, like with the corpse suddenly appearing on the fourth day midway through your squirrel hunt and how after the timer for God arriving reaches zero, it still takes about a minute for him to actually show up.
@@Veellinn yes! New headcanon! This is Jacob’s origin! The creature was a child of nyarlathotep and he will now start the cult that dusk dude will spend several episodes fighting.... For one must always reign... beneath... Dusk!
3:38 correction: squirrels can survive a fall from any height, due to the way terminal velocity works and the fact that squirrels flatten their bodies against the wind until quickly closing before impact, allowing them to sustain a fall from the greatest of heights
I kind of... love this game? Like it really strikes this interesting balance of horror and humor, it planted all sorts of ideas that all paid off, and the scare at the end felt really earned. Also the commentary was priceless
Концовка шедевральна. На протяжении всего видео держится интрига того, каков же он, Бог, напряжение нарастает с сообщением и песнями о его появлении, после чего происходит эпичнейшая развязка - поворот, лютый крик WOOAH и конец, оставляющий тебя наедине со своими мыслями. Обожаю этот блядский цирк с конями.
I played this game on my own the first time, and when that head showed up I screamed. And I NEVER scream at horror games. It's literally the first time that that's happened.
I'm two minutes in and I feel like I'm between knowing exactly where this is going and having no idea where this is going. Edit: Also, if I saw a timer in front of me saying God is coming, I would run home immediately and load my guns. And after seeing God, I think I'm justified. Just watched another playthrough of this and I find it hilarious that Jolly would have won if he had just shot at God quick enough.
"Jolly Wangcore has a real squirrely wife. She's a bit nuts and tends to drive Jolly up a tree But at least she has a fluffy personality, and is a hot piece of tail."
I thought the story of the lady was foreshadowing for the ending, like the wife would kill you because she is your "art" but no it's just a terrifying ball of anger
As your first "low effort" post you've made on the main channel I have to say this was incredibly enjoyable to watch. It didn't feel like low effort content at all, and it still has the excellent personality I love in your videos. All in all, wonderful job
"I need to find and kill the giant squirrel." Jolly: "Oh a giant squirrel huh? What is it, just an extra-large squirrel? How tough could that be?" *RAVENOUS WERESQUIRREL ENRAGED*
![[MAP TITLE HERE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HCiviSqya28/mqdefault.jpg)
![[MAP TITLE HERE]](/img/tr.png)
I love my Squirrel Wife.
and do you love god?
your mistake was walking away from God. Evidence 20:08
god is beatiful also.
Is this a mod for DUSK? It has that look.
Me too
Immediately after the ending, my house electricity went out. Great experience, would recommend to everyone.
Did you see God?
@@bast4rdlyreaper he's not responding I think he met god.
Shall we pay our respects with an F?
F
nah im good
afterall i dont want insomnia
The entire forest, singing in humble awe: -God is coming...
Jolly, waving his weapon around violently: *-Where is he, where is the bastard?*
jolly says reject god
and god is like omae mou shineinderiu... XD
"Where are you?!"
*"Here"*
_ONE MORE GOD REJECTED_
I don’t think i like god
BRUH Imagine getting chased by a squirrel running 20mph and then it jumps 20 feet in the air and groundpounds you and starts deboning you.
yeah but in about 3 hours
kinky
@@Ezdine_G8261 2 actually
I normally gotta pay good money to get ground pounded and deboned
Thats more like the god but it only has the big ass head
Squirrels can actually survive terminal velocity so they are actually immune to fall damage.
Not immune but a great resist, app. 90% ;)
The minimum height you can drop a squirrel from that will kill them actually just makes them starve to death before they hit the ground.
Same as cats
Thank you Vsauce 5
@cock and ball
I am almost sure they will die due to lack of oxygen at that height
game should be called
"Making a fursuit in 1986"
Congratulations you win a heart.
I got surprised by God. I did not expect him to look like this.
@Totally very serious gaymer Hello, Vulpes!
I hate this, but at the same time…
@@zarnox3071 i love it.
'Did I say you can leave the bedroom, woman?!'
*Aggressive squirrel stapling*
Domestic violence
Lmao
I don’t know why, but the “You are sleeping” screen is just too funny
Squirrel.jpg
@@arique1822 Squirrel.bmp
New wallpaper material.
What’s funny about it? Isn’t that just what humans see when they’re sleeping?
@@t___m squirrell.mpeg4
Fun Squirrel fact:
*HES OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW*
Fun Squirrel fact:
THEY ATE YOUR DOG
Fun fact
You're Asian so it doesn't matter
@@peanutthatsnaps5612 1. Who is that directed toward?
2. Wtf?
Fun Squirrel fact:
*BEHIND YOU*
@@netriosilver he meant it as a joke to netriosliver's comment
The 2nd coming: *happens*
Everyone: *screaming and crying*
Jolly: *where is he? WHERE IS THAT BASTARD?*
I’ll help Jolly! God wants to kill us? We kill him first!
saying "my body is ready master" would lead you to hell or to heaven?
@@SpringDavid depends on what you mean by that
@@kitma9 your pfp is my reaction to your comment
If the second coming happens his entire life will just be about predicting the third coming
and you may say to yourself "this is not my beautiful house"
and you may say to yourself "this is not my beautiful squirrel skinned wife"
OMG this is the best comment
And you may ask yourself
How did I get here?
@@zekebednarczuk5739 There is water at the bottom of the ocean.
And you may say to yourself; "My God! What have I done?"
I mean, it's the same as it ever was
I love how he made an attempt to censor himself and then gave up
I think it was so he could get revenue on the vid
You can't have swears in the first minute or something like that or you get demonetized. UA-cam is shit
@@Kikiapina really?
That's stupid.
@@Kikiapina Captions still blank out even the first minute, so so much for that
youtube rules, m8
Oh my God, no wonder this game's aesthetic looks so familiar. This is made by the dude who did DUSK.
our lord and saviour David Szymanski
This also explains the sick animation for chambering a new round.
dejwid szymański
our lord and doom 3 shotgun defender, david szymanski
@@D00000T we have to name this cult...
szymansk movement?
Fun Fact: Yes, squirrels can indeed survive long falls. Trust me, i've seen one fall off a 3 story tree and it immediately got up and scurried away like an absolute chad, it was great.
Because squirrels physically cannot die of falling off heights
Unless you throw them off from a long enough distance, they die of starvation midair
@@bitchasshoe8719 Yup, essentially the impact of terminal velocity is survivable by any squirrel.
Fan Fact: You can throw squirrel from any height and it will survive. Squirel can't reach enought of speed to kill it when is falling. So squirrels take no fall damage
what about the squirrels urinates on each other's face to communicate. im too lazy to search
yea the reason they can do this is because they are so light they fall slowly and make it so the squirrel can fall from almost any height
The 2 minutes of god is coming countdown is such a godly design ive seen in horror game
@Dragonwing 190000 dont be rude thats god youre talkin about
@@FiSH-iSH he should do skin care tbh
Pun mostly intended
the most intense fear evoked from horror games is the sheer dread you get just waiting for the jumpscare
777th like :O
When I was growing up, really really young I would have this nightmare I don't really know how to describe it but it felt like there was some sort of countdown or Unstoppable Force coming my way, only then for a cacophony and cataclysmic event to commence.
It feels so much like "the coming of God" in this game and it terrifies me.
epic
W-what?!
I have one similar too...but with a digital enormous clock facing earth
@@vaapps TERRIFYING.
Truely.
Dude i had something similar actually when i was a kid, and yes this game is really similar to that
@@uncleandr3w every once in awhile I could visualize it like some sort of Beast like a Hydra or a pair of people who are empowered by the end of the countdown. Sometimes they would be the force that's moving, sometimes it would be something indescribable.
No joke, the chorus during the final sequence is actually terrifying.
*GOD IS COMING!*
*GOD IS COMING!*
*GOD IS COMING!*
*GOD IS COMING!*
*GOD IS COMING!*
Damn straight...that chanting sounded like unused soundtrack material from The Exorcist or The Omen. It just gets louder, clearer, more discordant, and can be positively chilling as you go along. You might even appreciate the jumpscare for silencing that maddening anti-hymn.)
Speaking of, anyone else think the God-Squirrel looks like the front end of a Chinese New Year dancing dragon or lion?
I fully expect to hear it for about 15 min after I die, before the judgements
*G O D I S H E R E*
*timer stops*
G O D I S H E R E
G O D I S H E R E
G O D I S H E R E
I saw the title screen and was like "oh boy its going to be one of THOSE games!" Then i saw the rotting carcass pinned to the wall and went "Oh no, its going to be one of THOSE games..."
And then i saw your comment and i was like "oh god its going to be one of THOSE games??"
@@dudedogdawg8024 and i saw the reply to that comment and i was like "yes, its going to be one of THOSE games."
General consensus has confirmed that indeed.
It's going to be one of THOSE games.
then I realized it was one of THOSE comments
and then my tab crashed while i was reading these hilarious replies and i realized it was going to be one of THOSE days
it's a small detail, but i really like how he says that the *flies* have made her ugly and rotten.
presumably, he's the one who murdered and skinned her, and although he feels guilty about this, he doesn't want to confront his actions directly and possibly realize that he's a monster. to deal with the cognitive dissonance, he acknowledges that there is a problem (his wife is "ugly") but shifts both the reason (she isn't a flayed corpse, she's "rotten") and the cause (the flies did it, not him). for such a bizarre and surreal game, that line is a pretty down-to-earth way to characterize a psychopath.
excuse me teacher what page are we on?
69
Squirrel hunter did nothing wrong stfu
You're such an English Teacher.
@@dr.coomer789 thought this was the spanish course, man was I wrong…
Game: "I must meet God"
Jolly: "where is he? Where is the bastard?"
That's why he's pissed off. Not because of killing squirrels.
“Shit, I didn’t have time to bake cookies or anything.”
I love how this game has sort of non serious but kinda scary atmoshpere, i mean.. Look at the house of the dude. WTF
I know, geez, what kind of architect designed THAT? He needs a more open floor plan.
Honestly, those PS2 graphics creep me out ngl
@@strikeforce1500 ps1*
@@strikeforce1500 alpha beta gamer has a whole channel with retro inspired horror games if I remember corrrectly
@Estevão Sousa Capistrano I think that's Atari Jaguar
the fact that the first thing you think about after hearing that the creator of the cosmos and life itself is coming to see you is "okay, got ammo, got health" just shows how you really BECAME the squirrel stapler.
To be fair, if "In 5 days, God is coming" is written on the walls in blood, I don't think that God would be a very happy one to see you
@@testedhawk There's no way that God of Heaven and Israel would be *approving* things like this which harm not only the murder victim, but also effectively harm the murderer.
@@101Volts Oh no, not the Israel God, but this is clearly a different God made for fictional entertainment
@@testedhawk Yes. Just so long as I'm being clear so people don't get wires crossed, I'm feeling alright.
A very odd mix of hilarious, and terrifying when you see the "God is Coming" message appear with a 2 minute timer...
me, a gay furry: uh oh
just fucking "UH OH"
"god's" appearance in this game really doesn't help making it less terrifying either.
God coomer
Artist? ✅
Likes Squirrels? ✅
Conclusion: You are Bob Ross.
Has met god? Check.
:(
Have skinned wife? ✅
No, stop
No no
"Is it polygamy, bestiality, necrophilia, or all of the above?" All of the above, plus fursuiting.
god is not coming he is terrified
@@shortleader0958 God is not coming because he is upset with what he has created. lol
@@antthegord9411 god is dead and we have killed him
(poly isn't a bad thing tho)
@@shortleader0958 god is not coming, he doesn't interact with heretical degenerates
The game is wrong, a squirrel can de-bone a human in only two hours.
Took me a second to realize the joke
@@ziqqerlad There is no joke, its literally a shitpost.
It says "under three" and two _is_ under three, sooo...
God can debone a human in 2 minutes
@@Samtheman0819 no god can debone a human in 3 seconds with his razor sharp teeth
the "God is coming" timer can instill so much dread and anxiety in a person. You have no clue what he will look like, nor what he will do. The extent of his power is lost on you, and you only have a limited time to get your things in order and await his arrival. God is coming, and you have made him very, *very* mad.
And you decide that during that time you would devote to doing nothing but stapling squirrels to your beloved.
I'd prepare tee and biscuits.
it's like this moment in the bible when adam and eve ate the fruit and god is like "where are you, Adam?".
creepy as hell
I really like your pfp
honestly a pretty good Lovecraftian horror game imo!
I love how menacing the forest singing "GOD IS COMING" with the timer ticking down and the intensity of the song just to lead up to a massive f--king creature lurking behind you. It's amazing design that i hope could be seen in more horror games, because that was definitely a sendoff at the final moments.
no more horror games pls
You can shoot him and get an actual win screen.
@@cas_thekid
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@@cas_thekid I wan tto send u horror games where do u live
That's actually a nailed horror game : you know something is coming way before and you wait, yet you scream when it's actually here
The weirdness of this game plus your goofy commentaries are priceless, thank you
it's actually a stapled horror game
I actually didn't hear Jolly scream until I went back a few seconds & watched it again, because I screamed at the same time...
Yep.
@@jakobk3954 a true staple of horror genre
I wasn’t even playing it and it scared me! This dumb game is actually somewhat creepy...
As someone who actually goes squirrel hunting every year, I can confirm it's exactly like this.
why do you kill squirrels :(
@@ksyoush7565 you can eat them if you are really dedicated, but mostly they are pests and just fun to shoot
@@ksyoush7565 are you saying that you don't want a furry squirrel gf/bf?
Any plans to build a Squirrel wife?
So how did the meeting with God went?
Coming back here after Iron Lungs popularity skyrocketed, it really does show how talented this developer is, not just in environmental development but in ideas and storytelling. Like how do you even come up with characters who think like this or the mc in Iron Lung- it just feels so realistic. Not relatable, but understandable
Dude also made dusk. One of the best retro fps games out there.
Holy crap, I came to watch this video right after watching Markiplier's gameplay of Iron Lung by complete coincidence, even thought about how the two games are similar graphics and atmosphere wise.
That they're both made by the same developer is crazy but at the same time makes a lot of sense.
Markiplier is also making a movie about it.
Not just that but dusk as well
this game is pretty impressive considering it was made in a week.
Edit : the game was made in 10 days not a week. Still it's pretty impressive nonetheless.
This game is made only a WEEK?
I'm impressed how deliberately bad, yet cohesive everything looks. That takes actual effort.
@@smaguy64 this game was made to be part of the Dread X Collection 2 and each game in this collection was made in 7 days by different indie dev(s) Like Airdorf ( the guy who made Faith 1 and 2 )...etc
Sorry, i made a mistake , the dread x collection 2 games were made in 10 days it's the dread x collection 1 games that were made in 7 days.
@@UNATCO He doesn't even make use of overused memes and jokes, it's just his kind of deranged humor that will all love.
This game literally counts you down to the jump scare and it’s still effective
That's the trick with jumpscares, it's not *about* the scare. It's about building tension so that you're so coiled up that when the thing happens, you just need to relieve that tension by getting startled. The countdown actually helps build the tension here due to the vagueness of it!
nothing is more menacing than seeing squirrel stapler in your notifications
Highly recommend watching Tomato gamings stream of this on Tomato’s Trash. It’s great
@@sbh_tx Ah yes, a fellow of class.
@@mint5438 Tomato fucking spoiled me. Just everything about him is amazing
@@sbh_tx Same. He's honestly up there with Jerma in terms of "better streamers"
And exciting
Squirrels are well-known to be avid internet users.
They're always asking about eachothers' eye-pee addresses.
Bravo!
Ha ha ha...
Beautiful
nice
The amount of intelligence in this comment is stapling
"God sounds pissed" is my new quote for every storm.
Makes you really feel like a squirrel.
Yeah shot and stapled on a skin less body
Ign 10/10
This game has a little bit for everyone. If what everyone wants is to stapple squirrrls to a corpse. And who would not want that? 11/10
Well, I can say that it's at least _nutty_ enough.
“Do squirrels pee from their eyes” is now permanently in my Google analytics
well do they
@@FiSH-iSH These are the questions we all need answers too.
@@FiSH-iSH No, but there is a lizard that throws blood from its eyes
They don't pee from their eyes, as the urine glands are actually near their mouth.
@@kolamite Squirrels are so small that their urine glands are near to their everything.
"Oh, God sounds pissed"
Yeah he sounds like he walked in the room and sees you standing over his broken LEGO Death Star
Which you proceeded to staple dead squirrels to.
_"... And so I will cover her with the squirrels of the wood."_
This sounds like the origin story of a serial killer.
It has the same absurd, but off-putting tone as some of the comments you see on this website where you say to yourself "this can't be a real person."
and it's not?
This is the aftermath of a serial killer.
@@someguy2350 You beat me to it
A Squierial killer.
This was deadass the most surprisingly terrifying game I've ever seen in a long while.
Agreed. I was not expecting an actually scary experience from this game, lol.
A good spooky choral/song. And an actually good jumpscare, that sound about right.
@Dragonwing 190000 don't joke on this, The thing was a fking scary game man... I always was scared of running out of ammos... And god did i fucking do it... And god was it hell...
That ending got me bad. The entire time I was expecting it to just come charging at you from the woods, only to find out it’s right fucking behind you, waiting for you to turn around.
@@MisterJohnDoe yeah that was a genuine good jumpscare
As the philosopher John Locke once said:
*"I do not need food. I only need sleep, and to dream about squirrels."*
As a hunter I can confirm that I have had to fight the spirit of a squirrel once. The bastard got my leg still to this day.
@ArcheEpicGamerYT please answer this guy
we need a awnser, please, did you meet god
@ArcheEpicGamerYT GOD IS DEAD AND I KILLED HAVE HIM
@@killergnomestar4827 achievement unlocked : beat god
@@killergnomestar4827 so 2020 is fucked because god is dead oh
Humanity has lived for two thousand years wondering if God exists, and yet all that poor man needed to appear before us was for us to staple 25 squirrels to a corpse. Was that too much to ask?
20* bc he never stapled the last 5
Worth a shot. I'll let you know if it works.
Technically, I think that's supposed to be the Squirrel Wife. No other reason I can think of to include that shitty story.
yes
2 thousand? Try 30 thousand, at least. Religion is an old, old concept
This is gonna be a staple of the horror genre.
HA... staple
Touché
If anybody is wondering why this game looks so much like Dusk, it's because they're made by the same person.
Really? That's pretty cool
Really? holy shit, imagine living to create not one, but TWO perfect masterpieces
Same multiverse
so thats how we ended up on the hooks.. god whisked us away from our squirrel wife and left us on some meat hooks in pennsylvania. jokes on him. im Worthy.
Oh...
By the Dark Gods...
The first time Jolly meets god
Nope, he met Bonzi one time
@@snowmanswife1171 **Swedish man screaming**
Won't be the last.
Not really, he met Otis before.
He IS a god
The red timer reading 2 minutes, "GOD IS COMING", while the spirits of the forest you've hunted chant "God is Coming". Then you hear a scream like a siren. He is here.
That is *prime* horror.
Back in the day: Press F to pay respect
Nowadays: Press 'actions' to staple squirrels to your beloved
Further back in the day: Press R and hold LMB to pay respect
@@thundersoul6795Even further back: Hold Super + Meta + F to print respects.
That acoustic “Don’t Fear the Reaper” implied to me that our protagonist has the sound of a cowbell clacking in their head constantly.
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS, I knew that melody was familiar
needs more cowbell
A very off tune Don't Fear The Reaper, that's also seemingly in a different key, to the point of being unrecognizable
No, he doesn't.
He more probably has the sound of a nail gun shooting constantly.
MORE COWBELL
Nearly a year later I still re-watch this one. The ending is just fucking amazing, I can't get over it.
Same, it's unforgetteable
Oooh that was made by Dave Szymanski, the dude behind DUSK.
I knew the graphics looked familiar
WORTHY
nice
That definitely explains alot.
Pro Squirrel Stapler when, Civvie?
Fun fact: squirrels can surging terminal velocity meaning a squirrel would have to fall 4,800 miles in order to die because that would give the squirrel enough time to starve to death
they can what
@@PanzerVII-df8hg ik I was just criticizing the typo
This is not true at all lol
@@shyviolets prove it
@@SC-ce3vp damn you got me
This game is horrifying. That’s the one word description of tone. Not “horror,” not “violent,” not “terrifying.” Very specifically “horrifying.”
It’s the anticipation of judgement that got to me more than anything. That particular element was astonishingly effective. The combination of it with the interactive medium and the sheer sickness entailed in doing what you’re doing playing the game at all was perfect. The whole thing was spot-on.
This was a really good game.
"Interactive *Small* Game Hunting"
Ok, that doesn't explain the big squirrel.
You are the small game
Small game comes in all shapes and sizes.
it's a small squirrel the size of a large squirrel
Or the squirrel bear enemies. Or the God squirrel
"The squirrels are coming to haunt me"
*BLAM*
this killed me.
Literally
“Haunt this strap bitch”
Killed the squirrel too.
Guns aren't spells, they're wands that can only cast Magic Missile.
So Artillery is just meteor swarm?
This David Szymanski guy is pretty good. He should make a retro shooter game featuring Stephan Weyte with music by Andrew Hulshult.
That would be really cool, they should let you do back flips while dual wielding shotguns!
@ILikeDoomAndBlood aka Mr Wolfy 2.0 79 years and still kicking
@ILikeDoomAndBlood aka Mr Wolfy 2.0 ah yes, this comment is .............. Extra Crispy.
@ILikeDoomAndBlood aka Mr Wolfy 2.0 And Cherny, and Gideon (if anyone bothers remembering him)
Wait this game was made but the dusk guy??? That’s so wild
"Why did I make squirrel wife? Why is God a sphere?" Questions for the ages.
well, a sphere is the most energy-efficient form a non-corporeal meta-entity would assume when reducing itself to a mere 3 dimensions to fuck our collective shit up, so there’s that. as to the wife... no idea. only the Artist really knows.
Well, some angels are described as 'a wheel within a wheel', so a sphere isn't too far off.
@@kevinm5940 leave it to the angels to be uncreative with their forms.
I like how the wife goes from being a bloody corpse, to demanding your skin... to Jesus posing and giving you free heals while you hunt for her squirrels. Wholesome!
Character development at it's finest
i mean technically speaking she was just handing around the already pre-existing healing point
in my opinion she seemed a little judgemental
God scared the shit out of me
Ye, I ain't sleeping tonight.
GOD IS HERE
Yeah me too
I don't need to sleep anyway...
@@atlev AaaaaàēÆ
Same I raised my arms lmao. I checked some other playthroughs and it seems the game is hard-coded for "God" to only appear when you turn around then it ends the game.
This right here people, is how you ducking do an actual horror game: Tension building out of an aparently normal situation; Jolly's comentary hilarious as always, but my god the person who did this, they knew what they were doing, yeah
Edit; the final creature looks kinda silly once you get past the jumpscare tho, lol
Ah yes, stapling squirrels to my corpse wife, as one does in a normal situation.
I love this normal situation, I often go squirrel hunting with my sister so that our parents can have lovely squirrel skin
Hahaha, yeah normal situation maybe is not the best way to define this game, however the premise still works, at first is at best a rather odd hunting game, and that's about it, but yeah normal situation., lol
@@gg-eo6ez Uh... wha? okay.
Yeah. They could have done something a lot more interesting than just ... some kind of floating ram head. Replacing the skybox with a bunch of eyes or something would have been more fitting.
first note says that the "Goat of the wood" says not to staple squirrels, God looks somewhat like a goat, coincidence?
the lady story was like listening to someone’s fever dream
Fact: Other than his announcement videos, this is the first content on this channel that isn't related to Half-Life or its engine since Jolly started talking in his videos. And that's three years
What about doom and fallout?
well it's still kinda half life because you use a gun and you have health and the areas are lowpoly
Just because a game is low poly and has guns doesn’t mean it’s half life
@@asiahorizon1786 alright ALRIGHT i get it
007?
When I was playing this at 3 AM alone, it was slightly discomforting because you realise that this is supposed to be a horror yet nothing really spooky happens except squirrel bulls that you learn how to properly fight pretty fast. But the end - at the end I figured that God would likely follow the same rules that previous enemies, and will spawn somewhere on the map to pursue you. So naturally I decided to take my stand at the top of the mountain where I could clearly observe every direction around me. How much scare hit me the moment GOD has arrived I cannot describe with words, amplified by ominous music my heart literally died for a second - but my brain reaction took lead and clicked the button to shoot the bastard instantly. And those I killed the God and won! But at what cost...
Fun fact: the eye peeing thing is a thing that lobsters do
Lobsters are the squirrels of the sea.
@@RAFMnBgaming Except lobsters are tastier.
Not fun fact. Just fact
@@Wxth3red it is fun
Jolly: Where is he
You've doomed your self after saying it
When you stapled squirrels to her for the first time I laughed maniacally expecting something else to happen but nope its literally stapeling squirrels. Problem is I just had surgery so now I'm in incredible pain from laughing.
God really just went "Don't make me come down there you punk"
You know your got something good when you see the default unity launch config.
Even Helltaker takes this route so you know it can be 1- Very old. 2-Very dumb. 3-Mega cool.
squirrel graphics
@ILikeDoomAndBlood aka Mr Wolfy 2.0 I'm not trashing unity. A developer who knows what they are doing takes the time to replace the default launch screen.
@@thomasagra856 or 4- better than any AAA game in existence
*cough* Gunner, HEAT, PC
@@junkszy912 This was made in 10 days for the Dread X 2 Collection so the time was more likely focused on more else.
Technically speaking the launcher's appearence is not very important.
As a horror fan I am actually impressed with the final part of the game, it was unsettling. The cultist chants coming from the woods and getting louder announcing the arrival of a god. Nice.
Fun fact, the same guy who created DUSK made this.
Also, I love how the game kinda messes with your expectations, like with the corpse suddenly appearing on the fourth day midway through your squirrel hunt and how after the timer for God arriving reaches zero, it still takes about a minute for him to actually show up.
@Dragonwing 190000 I was expecting the game to just crash
@Dragonwing 190000 I was expecting a giant horrifying squirrel that is almost the size of the whole map to spawn and wreck Jolly
wow i was gonna say this really reminds me of dusk and that would explain it
So, this is prequel to Dusk?
@@Veellinn yes! New headcanon! This is Jacob’s origin! The creature was a child of nyarlathotep and he will now start the cult that dusk dude will spend several episodes fighting....
For one must always reign... beneath...
Dusk!
So Jolly manages to start the Apocalypse by indulging in his furry fetish, just to get jumpscared by God?
Yes
he tried to join a fandom, and instead he was killed by god
Seems like a normal tuesday to me
don’t kill me but
uwu
3:38 correction: squirrels can survive a fall from any height, due to the way terminal velocity works and the fact that squirrels flatten their bodies against the wind until quickly closing before impact, allowing them to sustain a fall from the greatest of heights
Unless you drop them from space
Graphics:Squirrel
Resolution:Squirrel
Sensitivity:Squirrel
Controls:Squirrel
Everything is a *squirrel.*
@@manoelluiz7716 gun
Yo dawg - we put squirrel in your squirrel so you can squirrel while you squirrel dawg!
@@nukeout thanks, dawg.
@@nukeout Cool! Thanks, my squirrel mate!
Jolly: "I swear to God..."
God: "Wait bro I'm omw I'm coming hold up"
Thanks Risu, you found me a bundle of horror games to play for Halloween this year :)
We need to get Ayunda Risu to play this.
@@KageMinowara absolutely
This is actually legit good. The 90s level graphics adds to the horror like Doom.
I kind of... love this game? Like it really strikes this interesting balance of horror and humor, it planted all sorts of ideas that all paid off, and the scare at the end felt really earned.
Also the commentary was priceless
Концовка шедевральна. На протяжении всего видео держится интрига того, каков же он, Бог, напряжение нарастает с сообщением и песнями о его появлении, после чего происходит эпичнейшая развязка - поворот, лютый крик WOOAH и конец, оставляющий тебя наедине со своими мыслями.
Обожаю этот блядский цирк с конями.
I didn't expect socio-political commentary on the nature of parasocial relationships from a game called squirrel stapler but here we are
I dont know why. I watch s ary video games all the time, but "god" at the end is the first jumpscare in years that actually made me jump
I played this game on my own the first time, and when that head showed up I screamed. And I NEVER scream at horror games. It's literally the first time that that's happened.
Simple low poly environment looks so beautiful, this is really well done tbh
I'm two minutes in and I feel like I'm between knowing exactly where this is going and having no idea where this is going.
Edit: Also, if I saw a timer in front of me saying God is coming, I would run home immediately and load my guns. And after seeing God, I think I'm justified.
Just watched another playthrough of this and I find it hilarious that Jolly would have won if he had just shot at God quick enough.
Looked like a vampire bat image.
When the aasimar child brings his biblically accurate father to school.
You can't run home because you must meet God.
@@atlev Ah shit, well I'm American so I'm already carrying, yolo.
what
The mere mention of squirrel god merits a chuckle.
Upon seeing the squirrel god saying what you feel is the only salvation
WÖĖ
W Ö Ė
"Jolly Wangcore has a real squirrely wife.
She's a bit nuts and tends to drive Jolly up a tree
But at least she has a fluffy personality,
and is a hot piece of tail."
I thought the story of the lady was foreshadowing for the ending, like the wife would kill you because she is your "art" but no it's just a terrifying ball of anger
Unless that is your wife but transmogrified?
I have to be honest: this is one of the strangest horror games I have ever seen, yet at the same time it did not dissapoint me at being a horror
That “God is Coming” countdown was such a genius design because it was so ominous
As your first "low effort" post you've made on the main channel I have to say this was incredibly enjoyable to watch. It didn't feel like low effort content at all, and it still has the excellent personality I love in your videos. All in all, wonderful job
You know you have a high end PC when your settings are automatically set to *squirrel*
"Who knew brutal animal murder would… come back to *haunt* me?"
:sunglasses lower:
It’s not about how art eventually destroys the artist, it’s about the squirrel wife’s we made along the way.
I don't remember this RDR 2 side mission.
This was one of the sidemissions for the scrapped RDR: Undead Nightmare 2
You should see a side mission in rdr 1 where you collect flowers for an old man. You’ll be satisfied in the end ;)
@@rongusta11 I remember this one Lmao, was not expecting that.
Are you sure you bought the Bruh Momentum dlc?
9:59 what interests me about this moment is that in over the hedge, this same line is spoken in this same tone by a squirrel
"I need to find and kill the giant squirrel."
Jolly: "Oh a giant squirrel huh? What is it, just an extra-large squirrel? How tough could that be?"
*RAVENOUS WERESQUIRREL ENRAGED*
Dude I live in a middle of forest and surrendered by thousands of squirrels
Nice video now I can’t leave my house
As long as you don't kill them and staple them to a dead woman, you should be fine
Wait if you live in the middle of forest, do you have good network?
Because I'm in the middle of an urban forest with shit internet and ping
And make sure you're not a necrophile
Just make sure you haven’t stapled any squirrels when God comes.
this is one of the best things i’ve ever watched
This is how fursuits where invented
Can confirm. I met God and showed him mine
@@NoodleCollie THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
@@Ramelousy jesus has fdududrsuit
Have you ever heard of the furry man who made a patchwork chimera fursuit made out of dead animals and "other" materials?
@@marimariowo3317 I mean, it's not the worst thing I've heard of furries doing.