Minecraft, But if I Die, we ALL DIE...

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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2021
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  • @HexRox
    @HexRox 2 роки тому +4039

    I like that the let's play is still like a "documentary-like" format

  • @Yahiamice
    @Yahiamice 2 роки тому +258

    soundboard funny

    • @DrunkGnu
      @DrunkGnu 2 роки тому +3

      what soundboard did you use, bossman?

    • @TydeForseti
      @TydeForseti 2 роки тому +1

      @@DrunkGnu my guess is a GoXLR.

    • @luiz3r0
      @luiz3r0 Рік тому +1

      >Horse walks in

    • @hal565
      @hal565 11 місяців тому

      OOOMAGAD

    • @hono.sapiens
      @hono.sapiens 11 місяців тому

      YAHI!

  • @duckstillhere
    @duckstillhere 2 роки тому +2179

    “Couldn’t find any food.”
    Literal haystacks in frame. This is what we call a bruh moment.

    • @madmannn9576
      @madmannn9576 2 роки тому +45

      Not everyone is a greaser like you

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 2 роки тому +21

      very cool racial slur

    • @bigdaddyswagmoney
      @bigdaddyswagmoney 2 роки тому +6

      @@heyyou9472 ????

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 2 роки тому +1

      @@bigdaddyswagmoney "Greaser" is a racial slur

    • @pommeslord1824
      @pommeslord1824 2 роки тому +86

      @@heyyou9472 I really hope you're joking.

  • @eustacethefarmer8989
    @eustacethefarmer8989 2 роки тому +2312

    I remember when pyro said that minecraft stalks him like a fucking disease

    • @aymuhspunj
      @aymuhspunj 2 роки тому +45

      Well, we are in the middle of a pandemic.

    • @RezzieRaccoon
      @RezzieRaccoon 2 роки тому +35

      maybe it finally got to the fart sniffer after all...

    • @thebigguy3964
      @thebigguy3964 2 роки тому +4

      Funny ain’t it?

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 роки тому +3

      6:09 the wheelchair emotes were so funny the whole stream

    • @brumbo181
      @brumbo181 2 роки тому +7

      Ok hold on real quick, ignoring the comment, where the fuck did you find realistic eustice for your profile picture? I must find also find it

  • @erykzysk3330
    @erykzysk3330 2 роки тому +2864

    I can already see the cooperation during this falling apart within seconds.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому

      GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear er

    • @hakuacrow2295
      @hakuacrow2295 2 роки тому +16

      Boy if you watched the stream this is one hell of a ride

    • @callimarie
      @callimarie 2 роки тому +1

      eyrk...?

    • @erykzysk3330
      @erykzysk3330 2 роки тому +1

      @@hakuacrow2295 Unfortunately I did not, I'm lucky that this channel exists.

    • @erykzysk3330
      @erykzysk3330 2 роки тому

      @@callimarie Clamrrie?

  • @oscar18034
    @oscar18034 2 роки тому +3597

    Pyro is genuinely the only youtuber I’ve consistently watched for about 5 years straight now

    • @rinisboosted2002
      @rinisboosted2002 2 роки тому +20

      same except i also watched uberdanger

    • @MammothChats
      @MammothChats 2 роки тому +31

      Been watching since the funny pizza 🍕

    • @viperukyt5698
      @viperukyt5698 2 роки тому +65

      To watch him consistently, wouldn’t he have to upload consistently?

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 роки тому +25

      so like, seven vids lol

    • @afrognamedatlas5427
      @afrognamedatlas5427 2 роки тому +2

      same here i think i started watching since the snipars video

  • @Neeblan2043
    @Neeblan2043 2 роки тому +743

    I paid 7.99 a month for pyros discord and I've never hated myself more

    • @erykzysk3330
      @erykzysk3330 2 роки тому +121

      This is one of these times when I'm jealous of someone's suffering.

    • @prettyboyreign5180
      @prettyboyreign5180 2 роки тому +75

      You have to pay for that? Jesus i hate you too

    • @punch444
      @punch444 2 роки тому +76

      imagine paying for something discord related lul

    • @seanplays164
      @seanplays164 2 роки тому +53

      you just paid for budget twitter

    • @Ironbanner12
      @Ironbanner12 2 роки тому +5

      Worst desicion of your life

  • @ThatRipOff
    @ThatRipOff 2 роки тому +690

    I really appreciate how Pyro still goes to the effort to edit and narrate his stream videos, as if they were just another video for him. Hardly anybody does that. Usually they just dump the raw VOD and forget about it.

    • @pxrpetualpxin1143
      @pxrpetualpxin1143 2 роки тому +20

      I love that a lot
      Very appreciative and makes it x100 more watchable when compared to other VODs
      Pyro is the king in that regard.

    • @MagnusTonitrum117
      @MagnusTonitrum117 2 роки тому

      he has a vod channel

    • @Flamme-Sanabi
      @Flamme-Sanabi Рік тому +1

      And pay people to do the editing-

    • @skywardarceus
      @skywardarceus Рік тому +6

      This comment aged really poorly

    • @JelatinMold
      @JelatinMold Рік тому

      sloopppppppppppp

  • @FXFlop
    @FXFlop 2 роки тому +226

    pyro saying “diggy diggy hole” is the funniest thing i ever heard of my entire life

    • @vertigognome6617
      @vertigognome6617 2 роки тому +17

      A true callback to a simpler time on UA-cam

  • @Elemtree
    @Elemtree 2 роки тому +578

    I wonder how many ad sponsorships it cost for Pyro to afford that diamond armour.

    • @AubreyDaGal
      @AubreyDaGal 2 роки тому +21

      2 and a half raid sponsors

  • @jimmydore5136
    @jimmydore5136 2 роки тому +164

    “After looting the village, we couldn’t find any food”, he says, walking past a pile of hay bales

  • @wcd5344
    @wcd5344 2 роки тому +75

    19:44
    I literally spat my drink out
    I don’t know why I find this funny, gen Z humor does something to your head

  • @abithapa9099
    @abithapa9099 2 роки тому +413

    Most live streamers don’t engage me, especially Minecraft ones. I usually find them too annoying, or just not catered to my age demographic. But there’s something about you that captivates me. I haven’t figured out exactly what it is: maybe it’s the fact that you also make very engaging long-form content (loved Utopia UK by the way), maybe it’s your humor, maybe it’s your personality. But thank you, Pyro. Thank you for sboom ytaews eguh.
    What, you thought this was a heartfelt comment?
    Yeah, it kind of is. Thanks for entertaining me, you’re pretty much the only UA-camr I watch consistently.

    • @cybersentient4758
      @cybersentient4758 2 роки тому +32

      Pyro hasn't sold out to the UA-cam overlords
      He's like moistcr1tikal but less mature lol

    • @_0451_
      @_0451_ 2 роки тому

      gay

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 роки тому +2

      hes slowly turning into fat n racist pyro lets go

    • @TheRealestKushSmoker420
      @TheRealestKushSmoker420 2 роки тому

      sboom ytaews eguh.

    • @mister420blazeit2
      @mister420blazeit2 2 роки тому +8

      its cuz pyro is our favorite furry lesbian bri'ish wa'er bloke

  • @kurros1270
    @kurros1270 2 роки тому +582

    Jokea aside, it's actually nice seeing Pyro improve over the last 6 years.

    • @Don__Quixote-2674
      @Don__Quixote-2674 2 роки тому +9

      Interesting thought, I agree

    • @kurros1270
      @kurros1270 2 роки тому +7

      @@Don__Quixote-2674 NYAAHH!!!

    • @Dia06
      @Dia06 2 роки тому +9

      Brother

    • @retro_aqua_
      @retro_aqua_ 2 роки тому +1

      i love neco arc army

    • @Edward2400
      @Edward2400 2 роки тому +1

      @@retro_aqua_ do you though?

  • @fjdpaco
    @fjdpaco 2 роки тому +101

    Congratulations!
    You are now qualified to play in the DreamSMP and get your name all over twitter whenever you're live

  • @lonk7596
    @lonk7596 2 роки тому +37

    The sound bites were literally trying to suffocate me through laughter

  • @kirstenhouten5524
    @kirstenhouten5524 2 роки тому +22

    genuinely laughing my ass off at all the vine sound effects. my brain has rotted.

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 2 роки тому +77

    We all die anyway, Pyro. Everyone does.

  • @beep8794
    @beep8794 2 роки тому +15

    pyrocynical

  • @dinosaurcursive
    @dinosaurcursive Рік тому +10

    before the slop era

  • @JelatinMold
    @JelatinMold Рік тому +10

    pre slop 💀

  • @mrperson8321
    @mrperson8321 11 місяців тому +10

    Back when the slop Chanel had quality

  • @jargehendo8749
    @jargehendo8749 2 роки тому +11

    Pyrocinicle: hears cat hissing
    also Pyrocinicle: has a seizure

  • @Brslld
    @Brslld Рік тому +7

    This is what the stole from us

  • @oddjob2043
    @oddjob2043 2 роки тому +32

    This was literally pyro's first twitch playthrough kind of stream

  • @somepretentiousguy3492
    @somepretentiousguy3492 2 роки тому +21

    Documentary-style narration of a story about a group of various psychopaths who start off as friends but their relationships descend into madness and infighting as hunger and boredom set in
    this is literally just your platform video, but with slightly lower stakes

  • @LittleFire131
    @LittleFire131 Рік тому +2

    I love how his streaming took off after this, it's great to have him

  • @danishcookies
    @danishcookies 2 роки тому +49

    Yo, great job for the editing. Absolutely loved the way it was presented and the whole narrative presentation and funny le epic troll memes. Especially since the original stream had so many issues with lag, camera fucking up and chili. Kudos hopefully you can keep producing great content not only on your main but here as well for us to enjoy cheers

  • @thatdankfan4fun9000
    @thatdankfan4fun9000 2 роки тому +13

    Pyro: I hate dead memes
    Also Pyro: Goofy grin upon hearing the "OOOH MAH GOD!" meme (26:06)
    The ironic thing about Pyro and dead memes, we all know he loves them, his videos are full of them

  • @NegiSenseiYT
    @NegiSenseiYT 2 роки тому +6

    Seeing Yung Lean in this is really funny. I've been listening to a lot of his music and watching videos with him in them. He's a treasure and it's awesome that Pyro included him in the video.

  • @studioapartment6545
    @studioapartment6545 2 роки тому +6

    therapist: long hair pyrocynical cant hurt you he isnt real
    long hair pyrocynical: 1:25

  • @the_pinkienator8896
    @the_pinkienator8896 2 роки тому +3

    9:14 im so glad no matter how much you change pyro you still will bully roman to your damn dying breath

  • @Foxisaboss
    @Foxisaboss 2 роки тому +13

    I don’t know if this means anything or you will see this but your videos really are helping me through a rough patch thank you

  • @sebsmith5286
    @sebsmith5286 2 роки тому +11

    im loving this channel pyro. keep it up

  • @dangdart3236
    @dangdart3236 8 місяців тому +3

    You found it. A comment section that is actually nice to Pyro.

  • @voidpope
    @voidpope 2 роки тому +4

    0:55 when he said he didn't out source it I imagined him sitting down by the fireplace knitting them one by one all by himself

  • @soccermomxd5774
    @soccermomxd5774 2 роки тому +5

    Actually loving these gaming vids with friends

  • @deadspace4755
    @deadspace4755 2 роки тому +10

    Got to love it. He is having fun, they having, we are having as well. With such high quality, l always end up laughing. Pinpoint humor.

  • @daddysuburban1029
    @daddysuburban1029 2 роки тому +7

    yet another certified hood classic from mister pyrocynical

  • @cheesytoes2815
    @cheesytoes2815 2 роки тому +4

    “We couldn’t find any food” while standing next to hay bails

  • @shmac4530
    @shmac4530 2 роки тому +4

    I love these types of pyro gaming vids they’re just chill

  • @DanB779
    @DanB779 2 роки тому +5

    Bought my pyro sweater when it dropped at 3pm, can’t wait to get it

  • @itsawildbadger
    @itsawildbadger 2 роки тому +4

    When gehrmans theme started playing
    The end is close, it will be a long stream tonight

  • @thespringz
    @thespringz 2 роки тому +187

    i really miss pyro's long hair when he was accused of "grooming" yet that was heavily debunked lol

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 2 роки тому +100

      Felt bad for him though. Even when it's clearly debunked those kinds of allegations tend to follow people nowadays, and he had to admit some embarrassing stuff in the process.

    • @arcaedias
      @arcaedias 2 роки тому +1

      Debunked? Even though everything he did was true?

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 2 роки тому +71

      @@arcaedias It very definitely was not. He acknowledged what was true, and pretty easily proved the rest to be false.

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 2 роки тому +61

      @@arcaedias You're also proving my point somewhat. Allegations follow people even when they're innocent, and demonstrate it. Some people just won't let go of it and keep attacking them.

    • @arcaedias
      @arcaedias 2 роки тому +2

      @@evanblake5252 But he did roleplay belching into an underaged persons mouth. That happened. He admitted it. Whether or not he actually knew his age doesnt take away from what Niall did.

  • @dg.stbb.
    @dg.stbb. 2 роки тому +9

    Omg I loved this stream so much and im so happy you carried on streaming after this

  • @saulgoodman8858
    @saulgoodman8858 2 роки тому +17

    Pyro is now a certified gamer.

  • @alexiscannon8297
    @alexiscannon8297 5 місяців тому +2

    It's 5am I can't watch this. I'm disguising laughing outbursts as sneezes.

  • @VampirewthBraces
    @VampirewthBraces 2 роки тому +40

    You know what, I'm done. I tried to express my concern about where this channel is headed but fuck. If you won't give us makeup tutorials, then I'll just look elsewhere. Goodbye, Pyro.

  • @Dorkyzzz
    @Dorkyzzz 2 роки тому +41

    hearing pyro say "pigmen" didn't make me blink, until i realised that i'm just an old mc player :' )

    • @Tacoyme11
      @Tacoyme11 2 роки тому +2

      Bruh nether update came less than 2 years ago. Tf u on about?

    • @Dorkyzzz
      @Dorkyzzz 2 роки тому +6

      @@Tacoyme11 no need to shit your pants dude

    • @dogfellow3848
      @dogfellow3848 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dorkyzzz Can I shit my pants anyway?

  • @Contendo
    @Contendo 2 роки тому +38

    TommyInnit looking different these days ngl.

  • @Robberdollar
    @Robberdollar 2 роки тому +5

    Shout out to the guy in the crowd holding his phone up with troll face on it

  • @liamdrummond9137
    @liamdrummond9137 2 роки тому +1

    The bubble bobble theme will always bring joy

  • @mintyfreshcomic4612
    @mintyfreshcomic4612 2 роки тому +7

    I loved watching the stream. Keep it up Pyro

  • @aminemalagouen9987
    @aminemalagouen9987 2 роки тому +6

    the constant use of gehrman's theme in this video is greatly appreciated

  • @migchaest
    @migchaest 2 роки тому +4

    Never thought I'd hear Bubble Bobble music in a pyro vid, cool

  • @luiz3r0
    @luiz3r0 Рік тому +2

    That's what he took from us, now it's all slop

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. 2 роки тому +14

    I watched the entire stream 😂 it was basically just Dolan trolling the server and pyro having ptsd about creepers. Edit: and vine thuds

  • @cielros
    @cielros 2 роки тому +12

    pyro would never do a “minecraft but” video

  • @yeti7565
    @yeti7565 2 роки тому +6

    This is EXACTLY like lord of the flies

  • @vertigognome6617
    @vertigognome6617 2 роки тому +3

    Love the the yogscast reference. Diggy Diggy hole had a hold on youtube back in the day lol

  • @Thebot-gb8fi
    @Thebot-gb8fi 2 роки тому +10

    Looks like after 6 weeks the weekly upload schedule has been reduced to ashes

  • @brainlessg1rl
    @brainlessg1rl 2 роки тому +5

    This video is so cool. I wish death was real.

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 3 місяці тому +2

    Pyro will never escape Minecraft

  • @UserName-eb9oy
    @UserName-eb9oy 2 роки тому +2

    These are the most entertaining highlights I have ever seen

  • @Boonetube27
    @Boonetube27 2 роки тому +4

    1:36
    “Hold R to use your super ability”
    Did he really fucking fall for that?

  • @wazaaaa341
    @wazaaaa341 2 роки тому +4

    This really is a epic Minecraft moment

  • @p4nt3r74
    @p4nt3r74 2 роки тому +3

    We commit a minuscule amount of ill-intent

  • @toby319
    @toby319 2 роки тому +2

    The sword being called the upvoter really made me laugh

  • @mysterymind9237
    @mysterymind9237 2 роки тому +5

    Pyro literally just has plot armour this video

  • @shinysnivy6604
    @shinysnivy6604 2 роки тому +4

    After this video I can't hear Gherman's theme without thinking about pyro getting blown up by creepers.

  • @dheerajs.a3227
    @dheerajs.a3227 Рік тому +2

    References in this video.
    1:10 (Minecraft)
    1:19 (The Tuxedo Begins)
    1:22 (xQc)
    1:44 (Fall Guys)
    1:47 (Resident Evil 7)
    1:56 (Halo)
    2:17 (Pulp Fiction)
    2:31 (KSI)
    3:08 (Rust (video game))
    3:14 (Spongebob)
    3:20 (Fall Guys)
    3:41 (Casper)
    4:25 (Jschlatt)
    5:12 (Joe Biden)
    6:16 (Donkey Kong)
    6:23 (The Last of Us 2)
    8:11 (CastleMiner Z)
    12:26 (Call of Duty Modern Warfare)
    13:05 (Bloodborne)
    14:49 (Breaking Bad)
    15:07 (Bloodborne)
    15:22 (Metal Gear Rising Revengeance)
    15:44 (Mark Zuckerberg)
    18:26 (Sneaky Snitch)
    18:38 (Invincible)
    19:26 (Red Dead Redemption 2)
    19:31 and 21:49 and 24:32 (Bloodborne)
    27:04 (Counter-Strike: Global Offensive)

  • @idkidkidk7112
    @idkidkidk7112 2 роки тому +1

    Literally the best minecraft tale ever

  • @markussveksa3552
    @markussveksa3552 2 роки тому +4

    I really apreciate that pyro uses local sweatshops instead of outsourcing to other countries

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 2 роки тому +8

    Pyro was really showing his old age by saying Honeydew's diggy diggy hole

  • @iamconfused6625
    @iamconfused6625 2 роки тому +2

    Hearing Bubble bubble in the merch part has me in tears from nostalgia

  • @nitroflux_o1040
    @nitroflux_o1040 2 роки тому +2

    That merch is actually amazing!

  • @NecoLumi
    @NecoLumi 2 роки тому +5

    I didn't even know Bumble HAD a desktop app till that Mumble bit

  • @midnightsnacker3101
    @midnightsnacker3101 2 роки тому +18

    I really wish he'd do more streams with Albino

  • @Reth_Hard
    @Reth_Hard 2 роки тому +1

    I like the title, it resume very well the feeling I have at my work.

  • @ppgriffin3380
    @ppgriffin3380 2 роки тому +1

    Yahi + pyro = best collab

  • @hokeyirishfokey
    @hokeyirishfokey 2 роки тому +6

    17:58 in a texture pack that yahi used for a vid, the texture of gravel changed to a camel with a rifle strapped to it's side, otherwise known as tactical camel. I think pyro might've just misheard what he was saying

  • @ooziepro
    @ooziepro 2 роки тому +4

    mmmm that frame rate drop, chefs kiss. glad that 3080 came in cap

  • @Derk_Studios
    @Derk_Studios 2 роки тому +3

    13:06 pyro out here striking me with one of the best soundtrack from one of the bosses and one of the best games

    • @Lemar_0203
      @Lemar_0203 2 роки тому

      Name?

    • @Derk_Studios
      @Derk_Studios 2 роки тому +1

      @@Lemar_0203 ua-cam.com/video/3V9zxXN1rx0/v-deo.html

    • @user-kn9gl9dt6l
      @user-kn9gl9dt6l Рік тому

      @@Lemar_0203 Gehrman, The first Hunter from Bloodborne

  • @thisiskret
    @thisiskret 2 роки тому +3

    5:53 this brings back memories of XboxAddictionz :')
    if you get that reference you're a ceritfied legend2

  • @jinxysaberk
    @jinxysaberk 2 роки тому +3

    Christmas sweater might be the drippiest thing I've ever seen

  • @nutstobuttsgaming
    @nutstobuttsgaming 2 роки тому +4

    Seeing Yahi in a Pyro video makes me happy.

  • @PapaBlessed.
    @PapaBlessed. 2 роки тому +10

    Pyro came dressed up for the occasion

  • @Angel_devil6969
    @Angel_devil6969 Рік тому +1

    When im praying for money in church and dime guy comes along with a hat full of money

  • @lolxd244
    @lolxd244 4 місяці тому +4

    his hair in the early streams was so much better, what happened?????

  • @miyama8936
    @miyama8936 2 роки тому +3

    Real name of the video. Finishing Minecraft with brain damage xD. The soundboards made it so much better

  • @mrreemann8313
    @mrreemann8313 2 роки тому

    Good job Pyro!

  • @rainbowappleslice
    @rainbowappleslice 11 місяців тому +2

    Gotta love that the server was run off ‘the furry pound’

  • @drilldasher
    @drilldasher 2 роки тому +3

    The design is actually lit

  • @dennyhamlinfan3588
    @dennyhamlinfan3588 2 роки тому +4

    That sweater looking awesome

  • @thisisbananas6353
    @thisisbananas6353 2 роки тому +1

    25:37 (top right) Oh, you're approaching me?

  • @AquaYEE
    @AquaYEE 2 роки тому +2

    This was an awesome vide- WAIT A SECOND!

  • @TadGomer
    @TadGomer 2 роки тому +10

    Yo

    • @cobaltdusk7560
      @cobaltdusk7560 2 роки тому

      yoyoyo?

    • @TadGomer
      @TadGomer 2 роки тому +1

      @@cobaltdusk7560 yoyoyoyoyoooyooyoooyyyooo!

    • @cobaltdusk7560
      @cobaltdusk7560 2 роки тому

      @@TadGomer yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyotkuj60q958384h7289q3ah73w809A&864hgji798uyyoyoyoyo!!

    • @TadGomer
      @TadGomer 2 роки тому +1

      @@cobaltdusk7560 yoyoyooyoyyyoyyoyoyoyoyyoyooyoyoyyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyoyooyoyoyoyyyyyyoyyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoooyyyooyooyoyyoyoyyotooyoyyyooyo!

  • @lotsofsalt8909
    @lotsofsalt8909 2 роки тому +10

    a concept callmecarson would shamelessly steal 1 year prior.

  • @triggeredcrusadar1915
    @triggeredcrusadar1915 2 роки тому +1

    « Guys, there’s a creeper there’s a creeper, I don’t know about this one »
    *Proceeds to banzai charge straight into it*

  • @bamaboni
    @bamaboni 2 роки тому +2

    I remember when i first saw the notif for the first Minecraft stream, I literally jumped out of my seat