This is just the confidence of Aussies during kick-ons lmao I very much doubt any of them have slept since their “night out on the town” they mentioned
Yes, especially after he had about 20 transient terrible hairdos in a row once when the hair cutting began! Suddenly, it started to look nice and not hilarious/hideous.
@@broski6049 Yeah I kindof wish I saw a positive one about the ladies for once. It's always the "her/girl/woman" being suspicious and/or superficial for no reason, taking selfies in the bathroom or gossiping. And the boys in the meme are creating art, singing in a boys-toilet-choir or thinking about their dogs, while being wrongly accused. Maybe it's a stereotype or something. I don't know, I love creating art and singing. And the last time I innocently thought my (now-ex) was creating art on the pc, he really wasn't.
@DriftFromReality - Nah, there's ones with girls gossiping about which girl is a whore. And then guys singing in the toilet-room, like an angelic choir. That's their "positive trait." If you google 'guys singing bathroom' you'll probably find the commentsection full of the "meme." Just to save you some time, I went to 4 different video's and picked the upvoted ones I saw on the 'first page' (without loading more comments, just the most popular ones.) *VIDEO 1, first page* 1. Gf: i bet he's out with the lads getting girls at the bar. Me and the lads: 2. Women: oh, you can't be in our group, we already have five Boys in restrooms: 3. Girls in the bathroom: this class is boring Boys in the bathroom: 4. girls in the toilet: "ugh my hair is so messy" boys in the toilet: 5. Girls bathroom: Oh my god, did you see what Jessica's wearing today? Boys bathroom: 6. Girls locker room: “I hate PE, and why am I so sticky?” Boys locker room: 7. Girls bathroom: Becky slept with Brandon and OH MY GOD SISY ARE YOU WEARING A THONG Boys bathroom room: *VIDEO 2, first page* 8. her: he’s probably cheating on me what he’s doing: 9. Girls:OMG I bet my Bf is cheating Him and the boys: 10. Girls: Boys literally do one thing and it’s literally disgusting Boys: 11. Her: He’s probably cheating on me Him and the boys: 12. Girl: why isn’t he calling me?! Guy: *VIDEO 3, first page* 13. Girls in the bathroom: OMG He is so cute Boys:Summoning master chief* 14. Girls: "Boys don't know how to sing." Boys in the bathroom: 15. girls: omg, the boys bathroom is so gross! the boys bathroom: 16. Girl: He's probably out there cheating. Me and the boys: 17. girls: "history is so boring" boys: gregorian chanting intensifies 18. girlfriend "He's probably cheating on me" the boys - 19.Girls bathroom: omg jimmy liked my photo Boys bathroom: 20. Girls in bathroom: “I look so fat” Boys in bathroom: 21. Girls: I bet he's cheating on me with other girls The Bois: 22. Girl: he’s probably cheating on me Him:(this video) 23. In the girls bathroom: “omg that jake guy is so cute!!!” Jake in the lads bathroom: 24. Girls in the bathroom: Snapchatting and taking selfies Boys: *VIDEO 4, first page, only the upvoted ones* 25. Girl: Calling Boy: Didn't pick up Girl: His probably sleeping with another girl now! Boy: ~in the jungle almighty jungle the lion sleep tonight~ 26. girls : he's probably cheating on me with his side chicks what he's actually doing: 27. Girls: he's probably cheating me Me and the boys: 28. Her: he's probably cheating on me right now Him and the boys: 29. Girls: hes probably out cheating on me The boys: 30. Girls:on their phones Boys: 31. Girl's bathroom: sobbing and making slutty tiktoks The boys bathroom: you have now entered the twilight zone 32. GIrls Bathroom: Omg Ethan is so handsome Boys Bathroom: 33. Girl: He's probably cheating Him: 34: Snotty brat: He's probably cheating on me! Him:
@• flowerrsky • 10 skippance a bob ya dirty so and so! But don't let them old codgers catch ya wiv ya trousers down or they'll put ya in the jimmy they will!
Finn Snelgrove towns what we call a group of kangaroos here down under mate. We go hang out in a group of them and party like it’s 1999 mostly because it still is her in Australia
We have major cities, and they are where you spawn when you put on the headset. And then the rest is spread out between the outback, colonies of kangaroos,
I never knew where in Australia you guys lived until now lol When I saw "Marion Bowland" I almost choked. You guys are literally like 15 minutes away from me :P
sl I wasn’t offended , I’m sure it was just a joke. I’m just saying it’s used like a gender stereotype which the current pc generation seem to have a problem with.. I’m just saying it’s cool for boys to be boys..that what we do. I’d like the saying to stick around so I’m happy for people to use it.
now that jaxon doesn’t look like a lesbian prison inmate i wouldn’t be afraid to walk on the same side of the street as him edit: after watching the full video i have decided that he still in fact looks like a lesbian prison inmate
Brielle Cosedge mate if you can, save yourself the stress and do a Cert 3 in year 11 and then do a Cert 4 in year 12, that with either general or ATAR, it’s such a good backup if you want to go into the workforce or Uni
watching these guys go bowling in my local bowling alley and walkin thru the shops here is surreal LMAO I know they live in my state but I always see em out in the middle of the fucking bush so I forget just how close we are hahahahaha
@@yeahnah1731 google is definitely wrong as there is an N in fairbairn. I don't know if I've ever heard them say their last name in a video, but I'd guess it's closer to フェアバーン・タイム
Gosh darnit! Now he looks like a he!!! I missed my manager-demanding anti-vaccinations minion-memes-edgelord middle-aged-but-still-young-at-heart-kinda-not-actually Mom ):
follow our instas or I'll throw a bowling ball at your house
@lachlanfairbairn
@jaxonfairbairn
Ok
How bout no
No
Fairbairn Films that’s bugger as
who is the guy with u?
This scene from repunzel always makes me cry
😂
Now thats funny
For some reason it's my favourite part, is that weird?
You know This isn’t repunzwo white oml you do have dumb
@@jackevans1708 are you ok there
I need the confidence of a group of Australian guys with scissors
This is just the confidence of Aussies during kick-ons lmao I very much doubt any of them have slept since their “night out on the town” they mentioned
I love your plants!
@@urbanwzrd tf
@@rish2544 tf
@@user-ts2ny8jg9d tf
*jaxon looking like the main villain from the incredibles*
😂 that's what I thought
@The Morningstar
Dont give them Ideas 😂
OMG YES
Buddy!
NO, it’s SYNDROME
Thats wat i was thinking
**preforms the glow-up of the century**
“Let’s go bowling”
roman bellic's australian counterpart
shut up
Edited but still incorrect spelling of performs lol. How does autocorrect fail you all?
I can't be the only one that's suprised of how nice the haircut turned out?
@Samuel Modig lol
We have had many drunk haircuts turn out really well.
thought there was no way to recover after seeing that bold spot 😂
Me too
Yes, especially after he had about 20 transient terrible hairdos in a row once when the hair cutting began! Suddenly, it started to look nice and not hilarious/hideous.
Her: I'm 100% sure he's cheating on me
Him with the boys: 1:20
underrated comment 😂
144Heartx Flipping oath it is. This is a gem xD
gender stereotyping
@@broski6049 Yeah I kindof wish I saw a positive one about the ladies for once.
It's always the "her/girl/woman" being suspicious and/or superficial for no reason, taking selfies in the bathroom or gossiping.
And the boys in the meme are creating art, singing in a boys-toilet-choir or thinking about their dogs, while being wrongly accused.
Maybe it's a stereotype or something. I don't know, I love creating art and singing. And the last time I innocently thought my (now-ex) was creating art on the pc, he really wasn't.
@DriftFromReality -
Nah, there's ones with girls gossiping about which girl is a whore. And then guys singing in the toilet-room, like an angelic choir. That's their "positive trait."
If you google 'guys singing bathroom' you'll probably find the commentsection full of the "meme."
Just to save you some time, I went to 4 different video's and picked the upvoted ones I saw on the 'first page' (without loading more comments, just the most popular ones.)
*VIDEO 1, first page*
1. Gf: i bet he's out with the lads getting girls at the bar.
Me and the lads:
2. Women: oh, you can't be in our group, we already have five
Boys in restrooms:
3. Girls in the bathroom: this class is boring
Boys in the bathroom:
4. girls in the toilet: "ugh my hair is so messy"
boys in the toilet:
5. Girls bathroom: Oh my god, did you see what Jessica's wearing today?
Boys bathroom:
6. Girls locker room: “I hate PE, and why am I so sticky?”
Boys locker room:
7. Girls bathroom: Becky slept with Brandon and OH MY GOD SISY ARE YOU WEARING A THONG
Boys bathroom room:
*VIDEO 2, first page*
8. her: he’s probably cheating on me
what he’s doing:
9. Girls:OMG I bet my Bf is cheating
Him and the boys:
10. Girls: Boys literally do one thing and it’s literally disgusting
Boys:
11. Her: He’s probably cheating on me
Him and the boys:
12. Girl: why isn’t he calling me?!
Guy:
*VIDEO 3, first page*
13. Girls in the bathroom: OMG He is so cute
Boys:Summoning master chief*
14. Girls: "Boys don't know how to sing."
Boys in the bathroom:
15. girls: omg, the boys bathroom is so gross!
the boys bathroom:
16. Girl: He's probably out there cheating.
Me and the boys:
17. girls: "history is so boring"
boys: gregorian chanting intensifies
18. girlfriend "He's probably cheating on me"
the boys -
19.Girls bathroom: omg jimmy liked my photo
Boys bathroom:
20. Girls in bathroom: “I look so fat”
Boys in bathroom:
21. Girls: I bet he's cheating on me with other girls
The Bois:
22. Girl: he’s probably cheating on me
Him:(this video)
23. In the girls bathroom: “omg that jake guy is so cute!!!”
Jake in the lads bathroom:
24. Girls in the bathroom: Snapchatting and taking selfies
Boys:
*VIDEO 4, first page, only the upvoted ones*
25. Girl: Calling
Boy: Didn't pick up
Girl: His probably sleeping with another girl now!
Boy: ~in the jungle almighty jungle the lion sleep tonight~
26. girls : he's probably cheating on me with his side chicks
what he's actually doing:
27. Girls: he's probably cheating me
Me and the boys:
28. Her: he's probably cheating on me right now
Him and the boys:
29. Girls: hes probably out cheating on me
The boys:
30. Girls:on their phones
Boys:
31. Girl's bathroom: sobbing and making slutty tiktoks
The boys bathroom: you have now entered the twilight zone
32. GIrls Bathroom: Omg Ethan is so handsome
Boys Bathroom:
33. Girl: He's probably cheating
Him:
34: Snotty brat: He's probably cheating on me!
Him:
Jaxon no longer looks like he either wants to see the manager, or he took the kids.
Lmfao
Or both
1000th like
Karen...
Karens got short hair
Lachlan without a hat is a whole different person
Let’s get a first chain.
he's just fuckin pretty
@@hailanjohnson5827 4:35
Jaxon no longer looks like he could be my step-mum 😩
Watching step mum on son vids will never be the same
“I’ve got my stress rope”
“I’ve never heard of a stress rope in my life”
“That’s how stressed I am”
I lowkey need one of those 😂😭
Hi
Crow Kenshin hey
Now you made Jaxon no longer look like a middle aged blonde mom.
_Shame_
Just a guy who likes to comment rip
its mum, you american
Show me where your dad's been Bogan
@@Emmi123 other country's say mom it's not just America
Well he does kinda look like captain marvel
Jaxons mum: so what did you do today
Jaxon: it’s complicated
Jaxon resembled many people throughout this video but the upper class Victorian lady at 4:00 has to be my favourite
Omg yes
I thought it was more of a "England is my City" type of hairstyle. Might have been the jeans jacket though
@• flowerrsky • 10 skippance a bob ya dirty so and so! But don't let them old codgers catch ya wiv ya trousers down or they'll put ya in the jimmy they will!
5:18 their friend looks like he’s wearing a cute mini dress lol
He would look great in one tho
This is such a historical moment.... for our Jaxon's magnificent long hair... so long, golden locks, you'll be missed.
You look like Jaxon with a blanket
N .Kay a towel
@@ponq2579 lol, i never thought someone would reply nor even make a comment about it 🤣
*historic
So long, long locks
‘We just had a really big night in town’
Towns? In Australia? Did you mean: we wandered about the outback aimlessly for hours last night?
Finn Snelgrove towns what we call a group of kangaroos here down under mate. We go hang out in a group of them and party like it’s 1999 mostly because it still is her in Australia
Mate an Australian town is anything with a servo, pub or meth dealer
A little known fact is that the original title to the iconic Australian song was 'The pub with no gear'
We have major cities, and they are where you spawn when you put on the headset. And then the rest is spread out between the outback, colonies of kangaroos,
Drive to cogen then dalby then Tara mate
Oh shit that’s Jaxon I thought that was Rebecca
KSI GaY I’m colour blind so i couldn’t tell the difference
It's Jessica
It's Natalie
Did Jaxon say “tongue punch the fart box” at 0:44
😂
It looked like it
"It's just like beef, beautiful"
my yearbook quote.
I never knew where in Australia you guys lived until now lol
When I saw "Marion Bowland" I almost choked.
You guys are literally like 15 minutes away from me :P
Same bro same😭
Same, I had to go back ten seconds just to make sure! Couldn't believe it!
who needs a fidget spinner when you have a stress rope
frugal stress management
Very common for people on the spectrum
It distress you when use it to strangle the people you don’t want in your life.
Was today 90's basketball shorts day, dang mate I forgot.
Nah they're Aussie footy shorts
They're footy shorts ya wombat
Jaxon, I can't believe you let those animals touch your mop.
Let's cry together
As someone who works at a bowling alley the second half of this video gave me extreme anxiety
Same!
As someone who doesn't work at a bowling alley, it gave me extreme anxiety.
This is the only time when its acceptable to use the sentence "Boys will be boys" you can't change my mind.
@Ethan JA you bet!
Smh
You can always use the term “boys will be boys” I’m a bloke so it’s cool by me.
@@tonyhussey3610 hahaha I dont think vickeys problem with the term was offending men
sl I wasn’t offended , I’m sure it was just a joke. I’m just saying it’s used like a gender stereotype which the current pc generation seem to have a problem with.. I’m just saying it’s cool for boys to be boys..that what we do. I’d like the saying to stick around so I’m happy for people to use it.
I am amazed by how mentally healthy they are. Seems like nowadays everybody has their issues, but not them.
True
Well to be fair this was pre-pandemic
These men went to marion bowlland and not AMF bowling. They fear no men.
Jaxon before: Middle age mum
Jaxon After: A typical Australian boy
Jaxon chance of picking up a girl had increased by 70 percent
"You know the the thing that puts his FINGER UP"
ScReAmY sKulLz oh yeah daddy
Jaxon's dancing is what makes me wanna keep breathing
1:19
As a very balding man I feel both attacked and jealous at the same time
Just gotta accept the bald man.
Yes
You gotta work that shit like Danny Devito 👌
@@KK-qm8bo Danny still holds onto his scraps of hair
Welp....then maybe not quite like Danny Devito🤷♀️🤷♀️
Ok mr also why am I thg e 200th like
You have no idea how many times I quote your video with "let's spice it up a little"
now that jaxon doesn’t look like a lesbian prison inmate i wouldn’t be afraid to walk on the same side of the street as him
edit: after watching the full video i have decided that he still in fact looks like a lesbian prison inmate
*Yeh he still runs Cell Block 8*
Lmao
"Cutting Jaxon's Hair" - 10 minutes long
Me: impossible. The archives must be incomplete
I was supposed to be studying for my ATAR crap, but then got this notification. I have my priorities straight I swear.
As a teacher of ATAR - I agree. I would rather watch this than mark my students work!
@@MargotHypnos omg, why would you voluntarily stick with ATAR after high school man, I'm burying ATAR under the ocean at the end of this year lmao
oooo shame you have atar, im still on the OP system and heard how shit atar is, that sucks
Brielle Cosedge mate if you can, save yourself the stress and do a Cert 3 in year 11 and then do a Cert 4 in year 12, that with either general or ATAR, it’s such a good backup if you want to go into the workforce or Uni
@@kaiya2994 nah im halfway thru yr 12 and am about to dump OP, it sucks and they put too much pressure on you so just gonna do TAFE when im out :))
Jaxon: cuts his hair
*You weren't supposed to do that*
This is the end of an era, what a sad day. The long haired Jaxon has fallen (also good job at bowling)
“We’re gonna cut Jaxon’s hair”
Also them: 1:20
whats that song tho it slaps
In my dreams, jaxon will always be the mum i never had!
the amount of times i had to pause the video to laugh wheezingly is unreal
mood
Shave all Jaxon's hair and make a cake with it
*Hair Cake 2.0*
(HowToBasic would be proud)
So would filthy frank but unfortunately he’s no longer with us.
HTB died
I actually fucking hate all of those gross videos
You have no class jace
@@ThatTharBlaziken I'm fine with that
Why was this calming to watch
Am I the only one who for a moment thought that they were going into a bowl store? 5:33
Lol great hair cut!
Jaxon looks like he should be a drummer with all that hair
He looks a million time cuter with that hair!
🙃😊😉
No one:
Security Guard: Oi !
ive been waiting for this video
R.I.P Jaxons luscious hair
I just spent 10 minutes watching people cutting hair and playing bowling. BEST 10 MINS OF TODAY!
I’ve always been so attracted to Jaxon 😂😍😍 ima miss his long hair :(( lol
I would honestly cry if that was me with that back thing, Jaxon; you are a true strong willed warrior.
havent seen it yet but im going to say NICE HAIRCUT
oh how wrong u were
That morning after feels, where you think you should be hung over but are actually still drunk so the party goes on until the hangover kicks in.
Cutting hair in Australia must be efficent af. Strap in the ol' ground harness, cut hair, hair just falls into the sun...EZ
Really digging the wall mattress. Really ties the room together.
i feel like these guys are living one hella fun life
"Master has gifted Dobby with clothes?" 😂
its so cool watching them in marion where i've have actuallly been. it feels like i walk the shop of legends
ikr, I was there last night watching spiderman.
Watchin' y'all at work and I feel like I am back home with my sons.
Jaxon looks like the Incredibles boy who runs fast
Jaxon is seriously the cutest
it's so weird seeing the shopping center i spend literally all my time at in a youtube video
Something about going bowling with your friends is so timeless and fun. Great vid
I enjoyed this video because it made me feel like a) I have hair, b) I have friends, and c) I do social activities
I’ve never laughed harder in my life. This was the funniest video I’ve seen. Keep up the great work guys ☺️
My step-mum is now my step-dad. Feels weird
This was hilarious!!! Had me dying the entire time!! Bowling with you guys would be a blast!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now Jaxon cant demand to talk to the manager
this video is the definition of "boys will be boys"
You monsters. What have you done to his beautiful mane 😭
twist's ponytail!!! Ahh, He looks like a Jedi! you guys crack me up!
Anyone Else Watching this in 2006 !!! Thumbs Up 👍
You guys are so pure, love it lol
I always forgot you’s are from SA.
My dumb arse was like:
‘That looks a lot like Marion.......WAIT’
same lmao
How in the hell did they get away with that 🤣🤣 when he hit the gutter I lost it 🤣🤣
Moral of the story: Don't let your friends cut your hair.
These 10 minuet videos are a focking blessing
Oh thank god, now I can sleep peacefully without have a middle aged woman aka *jaxon* in my dreams
Flat out best content Australia has ever produced
Jaxon looked good with that hairstyle. He looks good even with the new one.❤️
But please never mess with Lachlan's hair. ♥️
watching these guys go bowling in my local bowling alley and walkin thru the shops here is surreal LMAO
I know they live in my state but I always see em out in the middle of the fucking bush so I forget just how close we are hahahahaha
*Jackson look like Gus Johnson on thumbnail*
Illuminati confirmed
The wave to the neighbours at 4:40.. " just sheering my brother... its all good!"
They just turned him into a handsome man
Historic day, this will be on every news channel.
Happy to get the first appearance out of the way and get rid of the nerves, hey by the way, what's Fairbairn Time in Japanese?
the all knowing google translate tells me...….
フェアベイルタイム
Feabeirutaimu
?????????
@@yeahnah1731 google is definitely wrong as there is an N in fairbairn. I don't know if I've ever heard them say their last name in a video, but I'd guess it's closer to フェアバーン・タイム
"All my socks are wet." I must remember to use this the next time someone wants one of my socks.
I was hoping this day wouldnt come.
BeefyBread reality hits hard my man
I love the comedy you guys put out, but I'm a mechanic at a bowling alley and I think I'm going to have an aneurysm.
When he shook his hair out he looked like doc out of back to the future
The Wii music in the background makes the whole video😂💀
You went like full Brienne of Tarth for a moment there.
So I guess 5:00 AM in America is when austailians are up
Yes. Because that's when we steal your newspapers and crap on your footpaths
Now I get the super short, shorts. They are for better mobility at the bowling alley right? Lol. You guys are awesome.
They finally understand the yt-game and made a 10 minute video! I'm so proud :') Hoping for some pranks next!
I'd give anything to go bowling with you guys and get a fine haircut like that!
Good God fellas, you’re uploading at 4:30 in the morning here in the States.
Better watch anyways
It’s just turned 7:00 pm in Australia
Adelaide boys!!! I recognised Marion straight away ahahahah. Love the new hair cut hahah
Gosh darnit! Now he looks like a he!!! I missed my manager-demanding anti-vaccinations minion-memes-edgelord middle-aged-but-still-young-at-heart-kinda-not-actually Mom ):
There is such a chaotic energy throughout this whole video good lord