“How long is he gone for?” “3 days.” Only on this channel will there ever be a video about a guy leaving for a trip but be back in enough time that most viewers wouldn’t notice
"No one's ever [vacuumed the lawn] before, I bet." Well fellas, allow me to inform you of the time my brother scaled a fish on the back lawn and didn't know how to clean the scales up, so can you guess what he did? Can you bloody guess what home cleaning implement he utilised in cleaning fish scales off the lawn?
Anyone new to the channel would think the Fairbairns were running out of ideas, but, no... ...this is just the channel. This is what they do. In all its glory.
Dear Ms Fairbairn, This video was so worthwhile and funny, it helped me get over my corona, watered my crops, and exfoliated my skin just as good as Dollar Shave Club's Shave Butter. Please tell your two lovely sons that I send my best regards, and please can I see my family again. Thank you for your time, Me
Them: wow look what happened to the pens that’s crazy Also them: **proceeds to not film the pens and when they do makes the footage as shaky as my grandads hands**
Oh you don't know me cause I'm from a different age No, i didn’t even know that there was another comment like this one, and mine was written first of you’re talking about the most popular one...
xxxflowerprincess xxx my comment was commented 2 hours ago, and by this time, the video came out 2 hours ago. And the most popular comment which is technically the same as mine, was commented an hour ago. But i really don’t mind, it doesn’t really matter to me, people can have the same simple idea and either way, I wouldn’t mind anyway.
"You can’t vacuum a lawn" ...well, typically lawn mowers have some proper sucking power, so technically you could just mow all the pens again until they‘re all sucked up.
Dear Ms. Their Mom, I found this video entertaining and informative. Mowing 300 pens is not something I had seen before. Now I have seen it. Also they cleaned up so no hard feelings. Sincerely, Someone who watches too many UA-cam videos.
I hope you and your family is doing well during quarantine and not struggling through it♥️and hopefully your feeling safe and healthy Im a mobile player struggling to hit 300 subs on yt and it is my dream if you don’t want to help me out a bit you totally don’t have to don’t sweat it but thank you so much if you do...
To Mum, They did clean up after themselves and no one got hurt so it was worth it in my mind. Your boys did something not many people had the courage to do be proud of them.
I think why I enjoy your videos so much is because it reminds me of the random stuff me and my friends would do for a laugh, except we didn’t film it, youtube and easy to get good camera wasn’t really a thing.
So glad to see Darcy look after his mates and stopping a potentially dangerous situation from unfolding by reminding him what a vacuum can do to your eye. I was thinking it! so glad he said it!
The video is partly about mowing (it doesn't matter that pens were involved, lol). The sponsor of the video takes care of grooming needs. So, the message today is basically about keeping both ourselves and our surroundings clean😏. In conclusion, Mrs Fairbairn, this was a worthwhile idea 😁.
0:52 oh thats so weird to see, I live in New Zealand and "Woolworths" in out country is called "Countdown". Gotta admit, you Aussies have it much better when it comes down to the name of a supermarket. Logo is the same in our country though.
Dear mama Fairbairn, this was indeed a worthwhile idea. How else are they supposed to say goodbye to their favorite stepbrother ever? With love a concerned, yet entertained fan.
I hope you and your family is doing well during quarantine and not struggling through it♥️and hopefully your feeling safe and healthy Im a mobile player struggling to hit 300 subs on yt and it is my dream if you don’t want to help me out a bit you totally don’t have to don’t sweat it but thank you so much if you do...
To their Mum,
This was a worthwhile idea.
Sincerely,
Everyone
*Worthwile
I completely agree with this statement, in order to prove that this man speaks on behalf of everyone.
indeed, i wholeheartedly agree with this
@@toastertoaster9123 me also
Exoticz read their spelling at the end of the video
Mum: Why don't you play with the neighbor's kids?
The neighbor's kids:
Why wouldn’t you play with them?
Tagen r/whooooosssshhhhh
@@Dr.Red40 that’s not a woooosh but ok
I wish these were the neighbours kids
I would play with them
“How long is he gone for?”
“3 days.”
Only on this channel will there ever be a video about a guy leaving for a trip but be back in enough time that most viewers wouldn’t notice
666 likes nice
Probably only posted this when he got back lol. He probably went away to edit this masterpiece
That moment when you like a comment and the digit changes from 1.7K, to 1.8K and take 3 seconds to notice
The only time click bait is allowed. Beahahahaha
yup
"No one's ever [vacuumed the lawn] before, I bet."
Well fellas, allow me to inform you of the time my brother scaled a fish on the back lawn and didn't know how to clean the scales up, so can you guess what he did? Can you bloody guess what home cleaning implement he utilised in cleaning fish scales off the lawn?
Did the vacuum end up smelling of fish?
A steam mop?
A dust pan?
A lawnmower
did it still work afterwards?
"Don't let it suck your eyeball"
Jaxon: proceeds to put the vacuum up to his eye
6:20
class
I can't unthink that
The Fairburns / I did a thing crossover we've been waiting for.
Kids: Do it!
He is only going for three days,
Acts like they will never see each other again
Skidmark jrjrjr True brothership
Indeed duck of swag, indeed
Can't wait for the mowing of feather stuffed pillows episode.
Smart move Sir
No, not yet
This would be amazing
Raaanch no can’t wait till 4 years later they’ve moved every item on the planet lol 😂
Yoo you are that mtg youtuber that i watch sometimes
The relief I felt when Jaxon said he's only gone for 3 days. Imagined Darcy not featuring in your videos anymore
i scrolled through comments to make sure he wasnt fully gone and thank you
Add my vote for relief he's coming back. (Was back before I watched this episode, but still, whew!)
And now Darcy actually is gone
Aged like milk
Anyone new to the channel would think the Fairbairns were running out of ideas, but, no...
...this is just the channel. This is what they do.
In all its glory.
Lol
They don't need ideas, I swear they just say something then be like: yeah alright, lets do it
Your profile picture looks like someone aggregated all the people I saw while seeing tame impala on acid
“They need to make more movies like the Goonies” says Jaxon out of absolutely nowhere
He’s not wrong though
They really need to make more movies like the Goonies though
If this was a 10 or 15 second video i would have seen this in 10 years from now with 20 or 30 million view
And all the comments would be from 30 seconds ago.
So true doe
And if it was also filmed on a potato.
I think the best part of this is that Darcy/Arnold is probably already back.
@Mark Steven sad jaxon noises
Mom: What r u watching
Me: 3 adults mowing some pens and then vacuuming their lawn
mum*
@J. Tiger Yeah i know, I am just stirring
*mum
*mum
Mum
They really need to moe their roof. Looking kind of dirty.
They need to vacuum it too
Hi
Yeah, I make sure I mow my roof at LEAST once a week, after my weekly trip to Bunnings where i am careful not to slip on onion-
Your profile
“Honey look, the crackhead kids next door mowed a bunch of pens in their yard and they’ve been vacuuming the grass for an hour!”
Looks like a job for *“Vacuuming the lawn”*
After that carnage.
"I'm not supposed to be within 100 metres actually..." 😂🤣
Pens: *exist*
Jaxson: *”peace was never an option.”*
So this is what the Fairbarin’s do...
Love this.
Well we love to have u
Yep, pretty much
Dear Ms Fairbairn,
This video was so worthwhile and funny, it helped me get over my corona, watered my crops, and exfoliated my skin just as good as Dollar Shave Club's Shave Butter.
Please tell your two lovely sons that I send my best regards, and please can I see my family again.
Thank you for your time,
Me
was that meant to be sarcastic
I love how Dollar Shave Club's marketing strategy is to pay 3 aussies to mow 300 pens..
They want to see how razor sharp the pens can get
Expectation: mowing 1000 pens
Reality: Vacuuming the Lawn for 5 Minutes
Me: not Disappointed
"Shave those pens"
-Dollar shave club
This should become a series, mowing random objects and seeing how long they take to clean up
“I’m probably never allowed round here again” 😂
brickwho101 Darcys banned but Arnold still welcome 🍺
"Houses are always a safe investment"
*2008 would like to speak with you*
Im from the future,a horse locks em out.
Who's this Darcy guy? He reminds me a lot of Arnold.
I think darcy is arnold's secret twin brother
It’s like PewDiePie and felix
Wait, is he related to Oldlady Darcy?
Darcy sus
Kinda sus
"Dont put it near you're eyeball, it'll suck it out"
Jaxon: *Proceeds to put it over his eyeball*
You'll vac your eye out kid
thanks you just awoken a phobia in me i never knew existed.
Me: *Gets home*
My parents: So what did you do today?
Me: I mowed 300 pens
My parents: Nothing unusual
Assisting the earth in decomposing the plastics, honorable act lads - your mum should be proud
Why does Lachlan look like a classic PE teacher 😂
Them: wow look what happened to the pens that’s crazy
Also them: **proceeds to not film the pens and when they do makes the footage as shaky as my grandads hands**
tbf what else are ya meant to do with 300 pens...
Matt & Ro's videos graffiti ink
Break that one thing inside to launch it at people
write
Write
Woah ive seen you everywhere lately, keep up the videos please!
Their Mom is the best I’m so grateful she raised these two amazing boys that could bring us such worthwhile content.
4:45 "That's not what I thought was gonna happen"
Ummm, that's exactly what I thought was going to happen....
I feel like this video is a visual representation of my life: doing stupid shit, immediately regretting it
"Everyone put your hats like this"
Safety first
@@PiousMoltar safetee
It's akin to steel-plate armour I assure you.
*"I'm not supposed to be within 100 metres actually"*
hi Lachlan’s and Jaxson’s mum, this was a worthwhile video.
Did you just copy the other comment?
Oh you don't know me cause I'm from a different age
No, i didn’t even know that there was another comment like this one, and mine was written first of you’re talking about the most popular one...
You kinda copied that other guy
xxxflowerprincess xxx
my comment was commented 2 hours ago, and by this time, the video came out 2 hours ago. And the most popular comment which is technically the same as mine, was commented an hour ago. But i really don’t mind, it doesn’t really matter to me, people can have the same simple idea and either way, I wouldn’t mind anyway.
Quality comment I love you and would die for you
poggers
*breaks the lawnmower*
“We need to fix this!”
*breaks the vacuum*
"you can't vacuume lawn"
* vakuumes lawn a few seconds later* xD
Dear mother fairbairn,
This was a life changing experience that I will NEVER forget in my life and a great idea.
Love you, from me. :)
Ah yes... Mowing pens
The best way to farewell to a mate,
Classic
"Our local highschool. I never went there but -" that got me real good xD
"You can’t vacuum a lawn"
...well, typically lawn mowers have some proper sucking power, so technically you could just mow all the pens again until they‘re all sucked up.
Not a bad idea
Dear Ms. Their Mom,
I found this video entertaining and informative. Mowing 300 pens is not something I had seen before. Now I have seen it. Also they cleaned up so no hard feelings.
Sincerely,
Someone who watches too many UA-cam videos.
"mowing 300 pens"
pens get destroyed
"that is not what I thought would happen"
...
I hope you and your family is doing well during quarantine and not struggling through it♥️and hopefully your feeling safe and healthy
Im a mobile player struggling to hit 300 subs on yt and it is my dream if you don’t want to help me out a bit you totally don’t have to don’t sweat it but thank you so much if you do...
D-dude. No one cares about your sub count
The pens didn’t all break, he didn’t think they would launch
S9 Your mom Is a qt ua-cam.com/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/v-deo.html
@@pennortley1486 "I hope you are all doing well during quarantine"...
Proceeds to ask for subs
"Oi, I'm leaving for the weekend."
- "Let's make a video."
God when he sees the title: why did I make these kids 🤦♂️
Otherwise we wouldn't have such quality content
I love how the chaotic energy keeps getting thrown at us throughout the sponsor part 😂
Darcy: Dont let it suck your eyeball, it'll pull your f****n eyeball out of your head
Jaxon: *Immediately goes to put vacuum on his eye*
Her: he's probably cheating on me rn
Him with the boys:
Next up: mowing 53 ZOOPER DOOPERS
To Mum, They did clean up after themselves and no one got hurt so it was worth it in my mind. Your boys did something not many people had the courage to do be proud of them.
RIP darcy, we will miss you for 3 WHOLE DAYS Ps: To your Mother, it was a good idea probably
I think why I enjoy your videos so much is because it reminds me of the random stuff me and my friends would do for a laugh, except we didn’t film it, youtube and easy to get good camera wasn’t really a thing.
Absolutely Nobody:
Fairbairn films: how many different things can we mow over?
I love you guys. it’s like middle schooler energy carried into adulthood
*Taking a whole trip just to appreciate Darcy*
*Makes him sit in the back*
I will never not love you guys. Every time "Why did we do that?!?!" Lmaoooo
What I mean when I say “boys will be boys”, and nothing else.
Hey Fairbairns mom, if you see this comment, I would just want to tell you that this video was worth it all, and made my day.
Lachlan: " you thought of this idea."
Jaxon: "but I didn't think you were gonna..."
"He didn't make any friends, but he still cried when it was time to go"
I remember it like it was yesterday…it was yesterday but I’ll still miss it
- Arnold
So glad to see Darcy look after his mates and stopping a potentially dangerous situation from unfolding by reminding him what a vacuum can do to your eye. I was thinking it! so glad he said it!
“Don’t let it suck your eye ball”
“Really? “
“It’ll pull your foocking eyeball out your head”
“It will not “
“It will “
Lmao 😂
"I'm not supposed to be in 100 metres by the way" 🤣
It was at least a Woolworthwhile idea.
The video is partly about mowing (it doesn't matter that pens were involved, lol).
The sponsor of the video takes care of grooming needs.
So, the message today is basically about keeping both ourselves and our surroundings clean😏.
In conclusion, Mrs Fairbairn, this was a worthwhile idea 😁.
What’s going to happen to save with Jamie
" how long is he going for again? "
*3 days* LMAO 😂
at first i thought they were sponsored by the pens they were mowing.
Farewell Darcie :(
You will be remembered! :(
We hope you have a great holiday!! :)
imagine being a bug in their backyard...
I love seeing an upload from you guys, its been boring lately but when I see a new video it makes me feel so good. Thanks boys for the fun.
When I saw the title, I thought "pen" was Australian slang for "back yard."
"I didn't think about what would happen afterwards" Was one of my most used quotes back in the day.
Imagine what they'd do if Darcy was leaving for a week 😂
lachlan: you cant vacuum lawn
also lachlan : proceeds to vacuum lawn
0:52 oh thats so weird to see, I live in New Zealand and "Woolworths" in out country is called "Countdown".
Gotta admit, you Aussies have it much better when it comes down to the name of a supermarket. Logo is the same in our country though.
Yeah 'Countdown' is a pretty ominous name- what are they counting down to, the apocalypse?
It's pretty much the same! I've been to both, was surprised the New Zealand logo wasnt more of the letter C instead of the W for woolies.
i learnt that nz calls it countdown when i did an assignment on Woolworths Group stocks, and i just looked at it and thought: why?
I'm from England, and Woolworth's went out of business, and Countdown is a TV game show about letters and numbers.
@@PiousMoltar and we call that letters and numbers or numbers and letters here
Dear mama Fairbairn, this was indeed a worthwhile idea. How else are they supposed to say goodbye to their favorite stepbrother ever?
With love
a concerned, yet entertained fan.
Fair well Darcy🙏
5:26 Lachlan: "You can't vacuum lawn. I know we've memed about it before but yo-you can't...or can you? *cuts to Lachlan vacuuming the lawn* "
I want to see the American to Australian ratio like for Australia and reply for america
I'm from Europe
Ur,umbrella
Europe
American here
Dual citizen of America *and* Australia here
Cashier: wtf are all these pens for
Fairbairns: we’ve got a lotta writing to do
Me: sees them go in a store with no mask.
Also me: wait that’s illegal
Not in Australia, it's not.
It is in Victoria
@@louislouislouis28 Aren't they in SA?
Dang. I'm really glad I saw you guys mow those pens. Really moved me.
JC they made it seem like Darcy was gonna be away for months/years 😂 i literally watch these videos for him i would've kms 😭
Ms Fairbairn, this was truly worthy idea. Thank you!
somehow mowing pens looks fun and satisfying
I hope you and your family is doing well during quarantine and not struggling through it♥️and hopefully your feeling safe and healthy
Im a mobile player struggling to hit 300 subs on yt and it is my dream if you don’t want to help me out a bit you totally don’t have to don’t sweat it but thank you so much if you do...
S9 Your mom Is a qt ua-cam.com/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/v-deo.html
Yes
Ok
What I came here for: mowing of pens
What I actually got: the boys actually vacuuming the lawn.
2:08 um....
Darsie what did you do ?
It's a joke lol
This channel will never run out of ideas
The hell your audience is going to shave? Their pets? Don't take it seriously, great video! 🖐️
What was the point of this comment
@@sysofficial to joke 😅
Now this is the quality content I subscribed for
you got a pen i think i lost mine
I love the classic old school youtube content.
They legit took all the pens from the store lmao
this was extremely worthwhile and entertaining, we will miss you Darcy
He’s coming back next month😂
@@thatanxiouschild1182 Ik I was joking
@@Max-wp1ob ohh sorry🤦♂️